Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 7, Jasper, Dubois County, 19 November 1909 — Page 3
VITALIZER
rc-rniirs LOST rOWERS. A weak ?JuT " T c lock i run down. MUNYO.VH Pfriill It will wind Ulm up and mnko mJ cV If you aro nervous, If you aro J J'"U Inck conflitcnco In yourW v , do not fool your full manly " r , , ..n this remedy at once. Tlicro 1IR : '. , 1 1 ivi'i) tnlili'tn In one liottlo:
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hiotrated boox on inrouic ijimi ids useful Information rugnrtl.stlnn, causes und prevention of i umiopK Water Doctor, kidney I ity, bladder dlaensos, crntfel. I-. . rlietimatlHtn, rucotiHtmctlvu v-teniatlc polHona and reliable I treat cades by letter. Write v ; tliH notice may not appear '!'.. Dr. 0. Shnfer. Speclallst, I I'lace. Cincinnati, Ohio.
Fowl Taste G",n while you're eating it XMA- TIME bad awful bad in yul K MOUTH the day after if you ful to take a CASCARET at bed t.ne to help nature remove the i vf-r-drinkiug and eating load. Don t neglect to have Cascarets with y u to start the New Year nght They simply help nature telj. 'i . 831 CA AKKTS toe ii box for a week's tri rn all dnigeists. nlggeit eller I? e w rid Million boxea a month.
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IN' INDIANAPOLIS, No. 47, 1900.
Exhlbltlno.
"Mtiilgo Is dong well. Ho enmo In nnd asked mo for change for a twunty dollar bill half an hour ugo." "H'h! A llttlo longor ago than that ho camo Into my placo und got small bills changed Into a twenty dollar bill."
Retort Courteous. Mrs. Saddcnsole--Whon I'm dead you will think of all tho cmol things you've- said to me. Mr. Snddensoje And It will bo Just like you to go and dlo in order to glvo mo a chanco to think of thorn. 13oston Transcript.
An Easy Method. Miss Puzzle I want io break my engagoinent with Mr. Supple, but I don't know how to do It without driving tho poor fellow to sulclilo. Llttlo Ilrothor Why don't you lot him nee you In end pnpors just once? Exchange.
NEW VIGOR FOR BAD RACKS. Korr to Sinke a Wciik IlncU Detter. Women who suffer with backache, bearing-down pains, dizziness, constant
dull, tired feelings, will find hope In the advice of Mrs. M. Working, 315 Fulton Ave. Rochester, Ind., who said: "I suffered everything with pain In tho back, too frequent passages of tho k I d n e v secretions.
swelling of the ankles and Joints and a general feeling of weakness. I used about everything said to bo good for kidney trouble, but Doan's Kidney Pills brought me tho first real help and three boxes cured me." Remember the name Doan's. -Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. FosterMilbum Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. Double Pointed. "Women have gained fame despite tho men!" shouted tho sharp featured suffragette. "Yes, for untold ages," replied the mere meek man. Judge.
On the Sands of Time. Lives of aerlallsts remind us That a man can take a fall And. departing, leave behind him Just an imprint, nnd that's all. Kansas City Times.
, rnititY DAvis i'ainkili.kr shonld m taken without delay when Kirn etirtt and tlckllmr throat warn you that an annoying cold threatens. At all dru.-gWtj In 2Sc toe and Sac tallica, Marry for lovo and you won't he so often reminded by your wife of what you married hor for. Many fellow Is a heat who doesn't follow the beaten track.
Hn. Wlnnlow'a Sontlilng Symp forehtldre ItcthlOK, ofteni tte gum, r tlncri I flammitloa, allaja pain, curei wind cilia 23 ceuit a bottle.
The seeker after truth has tho Job of a lifetime.
Remedies are Needed Were we perfect, which we are not, medicines vrould not oben be needed. But since our systems have become weakened, impaired and broken down through indiscretions which have ono on from the early ages, through countless generations, remedies are needed to old Nature in correcting our inherited and otherwise ocjircd weaknesses. To reach the scat of stomach weakness and consequent digestive troubles, there is nothing so jjsod as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, a (lyccric compound, extracted from native medic
iaal r ts sold for over forty years with great satisfaction to all users. For "Weak rtomach, Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Pain in the Stomach oltcr eating, HeariKurn, Had Breath, Iiclching of food, Chronic Diarrhea nnd other IrKcitinal Derangements, the "Discovery" is u time-proven and most efficient remedy.
The genuine has on lis outside wrapper tho (, Signature
You can't afford to ncccpt a secret nostrum as a substitute for this non-alco-liolu medicine op known composition, not even though the urgent dealer may thereby make u little bigger profit. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowMs. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take as candy.
RaisingTemperature
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Automatic Smokeless Device is a permanent check upon carelessness, making the heater safe in the hands of a child. Burns nine hours with one filing, heats all parts of a room quickly. Oil indicator tells amount of oil in the all-brass font. Damper top. Cool handle. Aluminum window frame. Cleaned in a minute. Finished la Nickel or Japan. Various styles nnd finishes. Every Dealer Everywhere. It Not at Yours. Write for Descriptive Circular to the Nearest Agency of the STANDARD Oil COMPANY
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Turtles. A good slzod turtlo gives eighty pounds of tortoise shull.
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Ilrnlpn Mint llri-nka it Cold In n Pay nnil Ciirrn Any Curiililr Coiiith. "Mix half ounce of Concentrated pine compound with two ounces of glycerine and half a pint of good whlskoy; shako well each time and uso In dosos of a teaspoonful to a tablespoonful every four hours." These ingrodlonts can bo obtained from any good druggist, or ho will got them from his wholesalo house. Tho Concentrated pine Is a special plno product and comes only In half ounce bottles, each enclosed In an airtight case, but be sure it Is labeled "Concentrated." A prominent local druggist says that ho has Idled this proscription hundreds of timos and that It Is wonderfully affective. Tree Tells of a Thriller. Decrbohm Tree is always Interesting and entertaining, epigrammatic In conversation nnd delightfully outspoken. When Miss Constance Collier was playing Roma In "The Eternal City," Hall Calne was anxious to get a powerful effect in a certain scene she was taking with the late Robert Taber, and the former was himself in a vein ol reminiscence. "I once saw," said Mr. Cain, "a very striking bit of business. The man picked up the woman and threw her over his shoulder." Miss Collier looked at him In consternation, for she would be rather a heavy person to throw about However, they did their best, but their futile efforts were Interrupted by Mr. Tree. "That reminds .me," said the actormanager. "I saw a play In Italy once in which the hero caught hold of the herolno by the legs and banged her head on the floor." "Splendid! A magnificent idea!" Interpolated the enthusiastic author. "What was tho play?" "'Punch and Judy,'" replied Mr. Tree Strand.
The dancer from ülight cuts or wounds Is always blood poisoning. The immediate application of Hamlins Wizard Oil makes blood poisoning impossible. Two Discouraging Letters. Hoax How aro you getting along In your wooing of Miss Goldrox? Joax Well, sho wrote mo two lettors today. "You don't say so." "Yes; then wore 'n' and 'o.' "Philadelphia Record.
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A Boy's Heroic Remedy. An East End small boy had some thing to say to his father at the din ner table the other night.
"Papa," ho said, "Johnnie Burton Is
going to have a party nex' week an he said he'd Invito me. An' I got to
take a present "A present? What's that for?"
"It's for Johnny's birthday. All tho
kids take presents."
Things hadn't gone Just right dur
ing the day with the boy s father. He
was not in an agreeable humor.
"That's all nonsense," ho declared.
Every day or two It's a present here
or a present there. If you can't go
to n party without taking a present you might as well stay hlme."
Tho hoy s Hp trembleu, but lie made
no reply.
The next day tho father regretted
his hasty words and that night turned
to the boy.
"George," ho said, "there are a cou
ple of new books In my overcoat pocket. You can take them to your frlond Johnny's party."
"It's too late,' said George gloomily.
"I licked him today so ho wouldn't
Invito me." Pittsburg Chronicle
Dog Sacrifices. TCnmprous accounts havo been clven
both in ancient and modern times, of
the sacrlllcmg 01 uogs mr religious nnmnSPS. Thev were immolated at
certain periods by the Greeks and
Romans to almost an tneir deities, imrHfMilnrlv to Mars. Pluto. Minerva
and Proserpine; also they were of
fered to tho moon, because the dog in- tils linrklnir disturbs all charms
and spoils and frightens away specters and apparitions.
CAREFUL DOCTOR.
Prcacrlbed CIiniiK ' I'ooil Instead of Druex. It takes considerable courage for a
doctor to deliberately prescribe only
food for a despairing patient, instead
of resorting to the usual list of medicines.
There are somo truly scientific physicians amonK tho present generation
who recognize nnd treat conditions aB
they aro and should bo treated regardless of tho value to their poekets. Here's an Instance: "Four years ago I was taken with severe gastritis and nothing would stay on my stomach, so that I was on tho verge of starvation. "I heard of a doctor who had a sum
mer cottage near me a specialist from
Y.. nnd as a last hone, sent for him
"After he examined mo carefully ho
advised mo to try a small quantity of
Grape-Nuts at first, then as my Btora nch became stronger to cat more.
"r kent nt It and gradually got so I
could cat and digest threo teaspoonfuls. Then I becan to have color In my face,
memory becamo clear, whero beforo everything seemed a blank. My limbs
got stronger and I could walk. So I
atnndllv recovered.
"Now after a year on Grape-Nuts I
wnlch lf.3 lbs. My peoplo were sur
prised at tho way I grew lleshy and
stronc on this food."
Read the llttlo book, "Tho Road to
Wellvllle," In pkgs. "Thcro'a a Reason."
A the above letter? A
" new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true, ana iuii 01
human interest.
Peeg's Idea
of Thanksgiving
Printed Books. The earliest examplo ot a book printed on both sides of tho leaf with metal typo dates from 14C0 Tho first book printed with a date was a Latin psalter, 1157.
"Thankaclvln' In trnln' in hn th
bangupplHt affair at our houso that'll bß klimvn In QnimoVivllln tnwn tiif'crtn'
- - w iiuii i VJ wiaaf j w wa m from the way Mary has been inakln
me trot around for supplies. "Mary Ann Is one of them restless CrlttrK thnt rnn't u-nlt n tnltmtn nnna
sho has set her mind on a thing. " 'Peleg,' Bhe saya to me, a week
come next Wednesday, 'Peleg, you Detter got started on Thnnksgivln' or It'll be bore nnd wo will bo In a tlx like MIb' Jenkins was the time sho
had us all over for dinner six years ago. I shall never forget that dinner to mv dvlti ilnv rIio nn vs. 'nnd It'll
be a warning for me, I hope. Mis Jenkins was ashamed to show her face to the ladles' aid, and sho ono of tho lendors. You got me to agree
to navo nair tno town over nere, and It'll worry me, Peleg, until the turkey's beln' carved. I'm afraid yet tho pie crust'll be tough as all git out.'
"Whon Marv Ann talka that war.
knowin' her the way I do, bein' married a cood 20 vpar. I clvo In. And
I don't dawdle around doln it, either.
"jay iiomo says to me ono uay, 'Peleg,' he says, 'you're plain henpecked, that's what you be.'
"Thursday mornln, when I got through with tho chores, and seen that the woodbox was filled and tho water pall hrlmmln over, them bein' things that gets on a woman's nerves, I gits loaded up with jugs and things and was down to Jay Home's store
before be had the tloor sprinkled.
' Maw' I savs. 'If vou have cot any
thing in this shanty that's needed for a bang-up Thanksglvln' dinner, trot 'er out. and don't stoti td flccer It un
till tho whole caboodle Is wrapped up.
Expense is notblir to me,' 1 says, u
it costs a load or my best meadow
:iay.'
"Jav set down his sprinkler nnd
went out to the back shed for tho broom.
"Don't vou cit riled un. Peleg ho
says, 'or excited. Comin In on mo
at this time of the mornln', ho says, 'when my mind's set on gettln' tho prune pits and other dabree of tho ovenln' debauch of some of these
Squashvllle sports, as tho feller says, he says, "cleaned up. I ain't fit to
flircnr tin a Tbanksulvln' dinner. But
If you'll set down and hold your horses,' he says, 'wo'll git to It, we'll
git to If
"Lone nnd short of it was. Jay
didn't have half the things Mary Ann
had set down. We llggered out pretty
well, from what he had. uut uangeu If he had any cider or even cider vin
egar.
"'.lav' 1 savs. Tm a believer in
truth, and I trusted you. But when I
read.' T savs. 'In tho Snuashvllle Bugle.
as I did yes'day, them items which
says "Jay Homo has the fullest, most
rnmnlftto nnd ceneral BtOCK Ol RT0-
cfirles In the northwest, prices right
and good treatment," 'and I come here,
as I hev, and find no cider, or even cider vinegar, I find that I havo been mlslnd. After this I will read the
Squashvllle paper with some caution,
let alone ordorln' you as postmaster
to quit dellverln' it to uox iaa.-
" 'PpIcc' savs Jay. 'you're about the
rinncdost fool that ever sot loot in
side my store. I had tnnt ciuer. as
ndvnrMsod. and I had that uood treat
niont. and no one ever said my prices
wasn't fair. But because a tot oi otn
nrs has been trottin' In here for sup
plies, let alone them that buys it by
tho class, vou Kit on your men norse.
I like your trade, Peleg,' he says, 'hut
dang If I ain't a notion to ten you to
find nnnther nlace.
"'.inv.' I savs. seein' I was narsn,
wn holn' members of tho Modern
Woodmen ain't goln' to hev no words.
Tint T am thinkln' of Mary Ann. snes
set her heart on real cider for them
mlncfi nles. and you know Mary Ann.
"And I was right. Mary Ann put.
her foot down when I come Into tho kitchen and she see I did'nt hev Uio
elder.
"I r-nn't holn it. Peleg.' she says
t must hov lt. You'll hev to go to
Pninniv' fnr It. and today's as good a
time as I know. I won't sleep now
till I git that elder. I remember poor
Mis' Jenkins, and it's a warnin.v
Anii dnncpd if I didn't hev to walk
over to Podunk, mo that ain't been
ho Kineo I cot beat for constable
And Mary Ann set down some other
iittin thlncB sho thought or, nein as 1
was goln' to make tho trip. When I " . . mil.
got home I set down me jug a nuio imri nn the kitchen table.
"Mnrv Ann.' I says, 'this iden 01
bevln' tho whole dum town a-trumpln'
in hom nn Thanksclvln' mny be an
right I ain't sayln' nothin' against It. You'll hev your way. But they's got to be reform In this town. Jay Home'll keop cider nnd every other article,' I says, 'for Thauksglvln or
'odunk'll git my traue.' siifit nn. PoIck.' she says. am
git somo water In this pall. You never
filled It, and I hev oeen sKimpin- ever since you started for Podunk.'
"They aln t never ueen no irouuia In our family for 20 years, as I was covin lint if they Is. It'll come from
one of these Thanksglvln' dinners. Dongcd If it won't." R. B. Plxlcy, In
Milwaukee Free rress.
Almighty Dollar. Tho expression "almighty dollar" was first made uho of by Washington Irving in his sketch a "Creolo Villager" (1S37) "Tho Almighty dollar, the great object of universal devotion throughout our land."
An Unpleasant Discovery. "Don't you hate to find a worm when you're eating fruit?" "Well, not so much as finding half a worm!" Puck.
BKXN TROUBLES CURED.
OWES
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Tvro Mttlo Girl Und Kcicnm Very Jin illy In Una Cn Clillit'a llnlr Coma Out mill Left llnru Pulclie C iitle urn Met Ith Succraa. "I have two little girls who havo boon trmililiwl vorv hiidlv with (Cieilin.
One of them had it on her lower limbs. '
I did everything that I could hear of
for her, but It did not give In until
warm weather, when It seemingly sub
sided. The next winter when It be
came cold tho eczema started again
nnd also In her head where It would take the hair out aud leave bare
patches. At the same time her arms
were sore the whole length of them. I
took her to a physician, but the child
grew worse nil the time. Her sisters
nrtns were also affected. I began using
the Cutlcura Remedies, nnd by tho time the second lot was used their skin uns soft and smooth. Mrs. Charles Hukcr, Albion, Me., Sept. 21, 100S."
Potter Drug & Chem. Corps., Sole
Props, of Cutlcura Remedies. Boston.
T?vn wlinn n mnn hrmrK fnr tllfi host
ho benins to wish he had honed for
something better.
All Up-to-Onte Ilouaekeepera rise lied Cross nail Uluo. It maks the
elotbea clean and sweet as when new. All U rocers.
LIFE TO
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Vlonnq W Vo Tfnal IhifTntrn
J A Vä-äata III fit JL. A. V W A fcll A. W "U the last ten years of my life to Lydia
X. j. illinium a v f(jotable Compound. Eleven years ago I was a walking shadow. I had been under the doctor's carobutgotnorelief. My husband persuaded mo to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and itworked like a charm. ItreUnvwl nil mv nains
and misery. I advise all suffering women to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound." Mns.EaoLA Wh eaton", Vienna, W- Va. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotics or harmful druj3, and to-day holds the record for tho largest number of actual cures of female diseases of any similar medicine In tho country, and thousands of voluntary testimonials are on filo in tho Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass., from women who have been cured from almost every form of female complaints, inflammation, ulceration.displacements.fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, indigestion and nervous prostration. Every such suffering woman owes it to herself to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Combound a trial. If you would like special ndvico about your case write a confidential letter to Mrs. Pinkhnni, at Lynn. Mass. Her ndvico is free,
and always helpful.
Two hearts that beat as ono don't
always continue to keep time.
Money will buy everything but hap
piness and a few people.
TV Plorcfi'a Plnasnnt Pfillots rotnt-
late and Invigorate stomach, liver and
bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny, granules, easy to take. Do not gripe.
Health is wealth, but you can't
make doctors believe it.
FOIl IKEP-SEATi:i) COLDS and connhs, Allrn'i Lun ISalvim eure when all other rnllc fnll TM ..III rrll.hla. rtiKllrlnrt hAl tion told far
over 4!) rears. e.Uc. 11.00 bottles. Alldr&leri.
We don't realize what a cold, cruel
world this is till thlrgs get too hot for us.
LIVER, BLADDER, KIDNEY and STOMACH TROUBLES
TAKB
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Odorless and Ttsttless
CAPSULES
Cold Medal fhirlem Oil Is put up ia rro forou. In CAPSULES tnd BOTTLES. Capsules 25c and SOc. per box. Bottles 1 5c and 35c, it ill drutflsts. Be sure tou obtala the Cold Medal Till; brand. HOLLAND MEDICINE COMPANY. SOLC IMPORTERS CK ANTON, PL.
FOB SALI Moving picture aim. lc per foot. Machine, HO. II. Davis, Watcrtown, Wis.
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OpiuniIorphinc norrfocraL
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A Thanksgiving Hymn, n Pninfr nf tho fruits and flowers!
We thank Thee for Thy wlso design u'Vinrrdiv thpfio human hands of ours
In Nature's garden work with Thine.
And thanks that from our daily need Tim tnv of sininlo faith Is born:
That he who smites tho summer weed,
May trust Thee for tho autumn corn. Give fools thpir gold, nnd knaves their power; Lot fortune's bubbles rise nnd fall; Who sows the field, or trains tho flower, Or plants a tree, Is more than all. For he who blesses most Is blest; And Qod nnd man shall own his worth Who tolls to leavo as his bequest An added beauty to tho earth. John G. Whlttlor.
WearW. L.Douglas comfort
able, easy warning, common sense shoes. A trial will convince any ono that W. L. Douglas shoes hold tholr shape, fit better and wear longor than othor makes. They aro made upon honor, of tho best leathers, by tho most skilled workmen, In all the latest fashions, shoes In every style and shape to suit men In all walks of life. PlIITinN I The genuine hsvö W.L ImU llUili Douglas name and price stamped ca bottom, which guarantees full value and protects the wearer
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