Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 5, Jasper, Dubois County, 5 November 1909 — Page 8

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By M. QUAD. Copyright. by T. C. JvIcClure.) Prudence Smith and Zabctl Winters mot at Hpelllng school and wcro lmprcsscd with each other. Zjibcd would have married her If the Widow Penrose hadn't mixed In. She wanted tho young man for herself, and In aweHome whispers she Imparted the Information that Prudence Smith was knockkneed and would never be able to stand at a wnslitub or run up and down the cellar stairs. The youn man was at once Impressed. lie ceased to spark Prudence on Suudny nights and assure her that he louged to Jump over precipices for her sake, and of course she resented It. She weut about with her chin in the nir and asked for no explanations, and so relations wcie strained for Hinuy long months. Then Zabed's mother found out what was the matter with him and set him right. Tho widow had lied. Zabed made It up with the girl. The doves came back again and turtled, a new dato was set for tho marriage, and Farmer Smith reached out Ills uoray hand for a shake and said: "Zabed, gul dura your buttons, you'ro Elttin' the real thing, and you orter be the happiest innn la WoodchucU county." Zabed was for about two weeks. Then Deacon Gray, who was a widower and wanted Prudence for his second wife, gave up some Information about Zabed, When he had sworn her to tho most awful secrecy bo confessed that the young man had n live frog In his stomach and would probably go mad within two years and cut tbo throat of his wife If he had one. Tlie frog had jumped down Zabed's throat one day when he was drinking from the horse

pond, and, though thousands of Inducements hnd been held out to him,

nothing could prevail upon him to jump out. Well, where Is the young girl, no matter how her heart tunics with love, who Is going to marry a young man with a live and growing frog In his stomach? She can't bo found. She wasn't found in this caso. Trudence Smith cooled off on Zabed Winters, and ho went about with bis chin In the air nnd was too proud to ask for an explanation. It was a year before one came. Then a lightning rod man stayed overnight at Smith's, nnd after supper ho got to talking about frogs. Seeing he was posted on the subje Prudence made bold to ask him if he had ever heard of a frog taking up Inside quarters, and he answered that such n thing was absolutely Impossible and beyond belief. Zabed Winters had probably swallowed a small fish nud the fish might be growing, but If left alone he could In time be fished for nnd caught. That settled the frog question, and Zabed was invited to come around and make up. He got a hustle ou him, and the turtledoves sang soft and low, a new date was appointed, and Farmer Smith stopped chopping wood long enough to extend a hand and sny: "Zabed, you gol durued Idiot, doa't you know when you've got "a good thing? Don't fool around any more." Zabed didn't want to, but before it had been decided which minister should marry them old Mrs. Snyder struck his trail. She was too old to marry, but not too old to utter a warning for the benefit of a young man who had put In a day hoeing her garden and refused to take pay for it. She told him right straight out that Prudence Smith snored like a steam engine, that she had six toes on her right foot aud only four on her left, that she had hnd St. Vitus' dance when a baby and that It was sure to como back on her some day. It might not bo n year after marriage that Zabed would come up from the cornfield some afternoon and find her dancing nil around the doorynrd and kicking as high as a fence. That settled Znbcd. Ho wanted Prudence, but ho dlda't want a dancing dervish. More coldness, more ptralncd relations. It was a full year before old Mrs. Snyder wns proved n liar, and it took three months loncer to make up and set another date. Things bad run smoothly to within a fortnight of the date when a tin peddler came along and bought a sheepskin of Zabed nnd then told him that Prudence Smith wns deaf in the right ear, nearsighted In both eyes and would be tongue tied before she was two years older. Zabed hadn't noticed the deafness or blindness, but he believed In tin peddlers and at onco grow frigid. Result, another year lost Fate, was still In the game, however, and when everybody, Including the two principals, had made up their minds that there would he no marrlnge she came loafing around to do her duty. Farmer Smith nnd his dnughter were In the village one dny buying calico nnd brown sugnr when Zabed Winters appeared. He had oggs to sell for hickory shirting. Tho lovtrs were brought face to face, but they didn't speak. They thought of frogs and St. Vitus' dance nnd six toel feet and were turning awny when Father Smith reached out one hand for his daughter and the other for Zabed nnd said; "Say, nre you two gol darned Idiots?" "I'm I" replied Prudence. Tm!" replied Zabed. "If you wasn't you'd come along with me to the preacher and git married and her this tarnashun thin settled to once and fur good and all." Prudence looked at Zabed. Zabed looked at Prudence Then they smiled and edited Hp nearer each other, and an hoar kttr ttHf Ntart max ana wife.

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