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Do you romombor, father It seero so long ago The day we fished together Along the I'ocono? At dusk 1 waited for you Beside the lumber mill And then I heard a hlddon bird That chanted "Whip-poor-will!" " Whip-poor-will ! Whip-poor-will ! " Sad and shrill "Whip-poor-will !" The place was all deserted, The mill wheel hung at rest; The Ionoly star of evening Was quivering in the west; Tho veil of night was falling. Tho winds were folded still; And everywhere the trembling air Re-echoed "Whip-poor-will! --S.ln ...111 , t,t.I. . lt.... it liljrjrmji-M ju; y lUlJ-JJOUr-Win ; Sad and shrill "Whip-poor-will!" You secrnod so long In coming, I felt so much alone; The wide dark was around me And life was all unknown; The hand of sorrow touched me. And made my senses thrill With all the pain that haunts the strain Of mournful "Whip-poor-will! Whip-poor-will ! u.p poor-wlll ! " Sad and shrill " hlp-poor-wlll!" What did I know of trouble? An Idle little lad; I had not learned the lessons That make men wise and sad. I dreamed of grief and parting. And something seemed to fill My heart with tears, while In my ears Resounded "Whip-poor-will! "Whip-poor-will! Whip-poor-will! " Sad and still "Whip-poor-will!" 'Twas but a shadowy sadness. That lightly passed away; Dut I have known the substance Of sorrow since that day. For nevermore at twilight. Beside the silent mul, I'll wait for you, In the falling dew. And hoar the whip-poor-will, "Whip-poor-will! Whip-roor-will! " Sad and still "Whip-poor-will!" But if you still remember, In that fair land of light. The pains and the fears tnat touch us Along the edge of night, I think all earthly grieving And all our mortal ill To you must seem like 'a boy's sad dream. Who hears the whip-poor-will. "Whip-poor-will ! Whip-poor-will ! " Sad and still Whip-poor-will!" II. Van Dyke. In Denmark. I caught a bass this morning. Which was larger, I will swea . Than any bass that e'er was caught. In Maine or anywhere. Ho measured forty Inches, And I caught him without bait But I've sent that fish to Denmark, So I fear you'll have to wait. On the race track Friday evening (It was dark as dark "could be), I sent my mare a good fast mile, The time was just 2:03. You ask me how I'll prove It? You say it cannot be? Well the mare has gone to Denmark, When she's back again you'll see! We have a baby In our house. The brightest girl alive; Her age is only twenty days, But she walks like a girl of five. You say you'd like to see her? You think you should be shown? Well she's walking now to Denmark, I'm not sure when she'll be home. I have a boy In college. He's a wonder without peer; Stands first in all the classes, Took all prizes through the year, I can prove it absolutely. So that all will know It well, But the prizes are In Denmark, So you'll have to wait a spell. I've solved the ancient puzzle. Which has foiled bright minds by scores; I've squared the circle perfectly. My fame will reach all shores. You ask me for my method? You want to see It now: Well I've sent the proofs to Denmark, When they're back i II show you how. New York Evening Sun. Catsup. It Isn't all tomatoes, dear. Nor seasoning and cpice; A pinch of thLs, a pinch of that. Will savor sharp and nice. But half of it Is memory Of fields of fruit and vine. And music of the birds above And In this heart of mine. It Isn't what you think it is. Nor what you thought was there. But dreams are in it of the hills And of the valleys fair; And songs are running through 1, sweet. Of days and weeks of bloom, Of April showers and August sun And autumn's goldon plume. And when you fill the bottles, dear, A fairy helps you pour In every one a pinch of sun And cups of out-o'-door. So. when we dip our meat in It, Some snowbound dinner-time We'll find a breath of June in tune To April's heart of rhyme. Detroit Free Press. Courtship Pointers. When she says the clock's correct She is neutral, we suspectWhen she says the clock is fast You are making time at last. When she says the clock is slow You are done for. Better go. Often Succeeds. Life's a somewhat twisted game, Goodnoss knows. "When a play gets a bad name. How It goes! Louisville Courier-Journal. A Puzzle. I wish someone Would kindly state, Just why a Curling Iron's straight!

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