Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 4, Jasper, Dubois County, 22 October 1909 — Page 8

Jasuer Roller Mills,

ESTABLISHED

jj TO RCLIER Mill S gff

.ECKERT. PROPRIETORS;

Make the Celebrated PA OKA LILY FLOUB Best Grade in tne State of Indiana, Chey Also Want 1 our WHEAT B and oav the Highest Market Price in tat) Flour and Ship Stuß lor Sale at all times J. cE A E' K& Rl ME SAFEST AND QUICKEST WAY TC TRANSFFR MONEY IS BY Long Distance Telephone

For Rates Apply T liOealMaiiager of

CUMBERLAND

TELE&RAPH

Inrmporated.

Tie ana ot vtnief tyart u (ox buntJnj with hound and rile. WIn t do tragi Ü jrelUw fcOow round to yii tUod 4t lut, it u ocB to lif irjf la thoroughly Imtf your nfl-, io( you ill get but ooc good chatte at Ml. Fox, TU 77nrln .25 11 a ii3UpCTkctcfwryiiJ www of k. uul tut etty JXtB&t ltuxe Bot found in ny od gum. 1m rifle u tx Or tdipted to trttlcd cLtrvSi wKar ncK time u coon -ctt, fax. -woodcKucl. etc , ilound. od w-3 if ud sunr (oun xLen no othct guatuaj eta be lfi'mikb iadut

Ha ion pur "I ' Book "Wi chock full of rtal hunting itortl. FtU,uilhl30. Lutaletut.orJ tlamjst pottage. H nil to-da file tZarii irearms Ca, 42 Willow Street New Hiven, Co.

TAKE Y0ü;R CHÖICE.

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All Kind of Printing. Prices Reasonable. Promptly Executed.

COURIER .Inmi ih

OFFICE.

HI One Chance. Mother (coming swiftly) Why, Willie! Striking your little sister! Willie (doggedly) Aunt Frostfrit o made mo. Aunt Frost face Why, Willie, 1 ;nid if you did strike her I wonld never kiss vou again. Willie (still dogged) Well, T couldn't let a chance like that slip. i,rft Alone.

BcRcar-I've lost nil my kinfolkn. Lndy Ymi pw man! All dead? Bojrpir Naw; rich. Woman's Hova Companion

A Clrcue rtoraa fn Battle. Colonel Charles Marshall, who waimflid-dc-cainp to General Eobcrt E.Qp and who went through tho battles of the war with his chief told the fallowing amusing story of his (xperu'iue with a new horse: TTis old horse had been shot from under him in the tight of the pro vious day. and he hnd taken possession of an animal that seined to Buit the work. In tho battle a fovr hours later he was riding nrross a held in which thero were numerous stumps. Suddenly the performance opened. The guns roared, and tho air was filled with smoko and noiso. Before Colonel Marshall knew what was happening the horse had his four feet on one of the stumps and was gayly dancing in a circle. In the meantime the firing was increasing, and the situation was anything but comfortable. But the horse kept on as if he were enjoying it. "It was not until afterward," said Colonel Marshall, "that I found the horse had belonged to a circus and had been trained to do this act amid the firing- of, cannon." Getting What'i Coming to Him.

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Rival AccomplWhmenta. A new boy had moved into the neighborhood. He was sitting on the line fence that separated his particular back yard from the yard Eertuining to the next door neighbor and was proceeding to cultivato the acquaintance of the next door neighbor's boy. "I've gone through grammar school," he said. "I can do every sum in the mental arithmetic, and I always got a hundred mark in my history and geography." "Well," responded the other boy, thrusting out his lower jaw, "I can move my ears, and you can't." Youth's Companion.

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.Vegetable Prtparationfor Assimilating flvcFootJandBcgulaling the Stomachs aiulBovails of

Promotes Digcslion.Cliecrfulness and Ttest.Con tains nclÜHT Opium,Morplüne norIiüeraL Isox "Narcotic.

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Apericcl ncmedy forConsbpaTlon, Sour Stonvvch.Diarxhoca Worms .ConYulsbns .FcvcristH ncss nndLosSOF SLEEP. FacSirtnle Sigoarura of VIEW YORK.

Tor ftiiants and Chiidreii. The Kind You Have Always Bought

Bears the

Signature

exact erjgr or WKAMSOU.

In Use

For Bver

Thir j Years

lunkeeper-That chronic kicker Belr Ih sitting over there. Walter -Yea, sir.

Innkeeper See that he gets a dinner, lie shan't always ruiuble nothing. MepKOiulorfer Blatter.

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On the Linkt.

Auntie (upon her return, to somewhat jeiüluilstle uephow) Did Tommy play with you while I was out, darling? lie

didn't make you cry? Nephew He made me cry a Uttlo j

Mt 1

Tommy Oh. I'hlllp, I made you laugh aearly all the time mother was out! Nephew-Well. I laughed till I crlL

Mr Tlmtot (teaching a friend golf Before I go bany further let me hinv press upon you. old man, thnt heverythink Is In the way you standi

Conditional.

Aa to Courage.

Low One Wan Colonist Rates TO

CALIFORNIA, OREGON ;AND WASHING:

TON, ARIZONA, IDAHO, MONTANA NEVADA, NEW MEXICO, WYOMING, MEXICO Alberta Saskatchewan and a few Points in TEXAS FOR TICKETS ON SALE September 15 to October 15. By The THE SOUTHERN RAILWAY

Inquire of any Southern Railway Agent or write me for comple information. J. C, BEAM JR. A. . P. A. St Louis Mo.

Trainer's Wife (to her husband)-

Coward! C'ouie out of there and meet

me fare to fnee, If you have a drop of Dlood In your vein:.

Opportune. It was Just as tho curtain was being rung up that kind hearted Mrs. Grey suddenly remembered the inquiry that she had intended to rnako about a sick neighbor. She leaned back and accosted Mrs. Bascom, who had just moved in next door to the sick friend. "Can you tell me," Bhe queried hastily, "how old Mrs. Davis is?" A "puzzled and reflective look stole over tho face of Mrs. Bascom as she turned for a whispered consultation with a third lady, directly behind her. Presently she bobbed back toward Mrs. fJrey, her forehead puckered. "I realiy am not quite certain," she reported apologetically, "but I believe she is at least scven-lY-five." llaroer's Wccklv.

No Wonder.

"You love long rambles in tha

country?" asked the trirl in the

white sweater.

"Yes, indeed," responded the young man in tho green hat with the purple band and. buckled shoes. "When I go out in tho country all nature seems to smile." "Gracious! I don't blame her. It is a wonder she doesn't laugh out-right."-Kansas City Independent, 1

LAWIPERT& BOCKELMAN

General Merchandise. Shoes & Clothing, Dry Goods Notions, Staple and Fancy Groceries. Cnimtry Frndune TBTajitBii! Give us a Call.

Both Phones. Free Delivery. West Sixth Street.

JASPER,

ND.

Low Sunday Rates. BETWEEN JLL POINTS.

ON SOUTHERN RAILWAY

"Will you be a good girl now that I've bought you that prrtty muff?" "Yes, ma; hut If you wants me to be a real nugcl just buy me a boa and fur lined coat to go with It" New York World.

Good Newa For the Editor. YTtv ty sings my muso taken nicrtt I a! i-anced; 1 cannot write. Su.' was the refrain of the budding poet's latest production, and when it reached the hands of the weary editor, who had been bombarded by bushels f unavailable outpourings from the same source, he promptly sent it back, with the following terse and businesslike indorsement: "Glad to hear it I Keep Kitt; right on the job! Any time tha she strikes for higher wages let im know, and I will make up the dif fcrence mvself rather than have he: top."- New York Times. Jaet Owt.

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1 AND TO

LOUISVILLE, KY. AND MT. CARMEL, ILLONIS

EACH SUNDAY COMMENCING SUNDAY MAY 23 1909

Fare And Onehalf For Round Trip.

RETURN LIMIT DATE OF SALE

CONSULT AGENTS. St. fjouK

Thft Duck Your ma Is looking everywhere for yoq. Z2m Ctoa TbH bM Tm cjC.

THE OLD EXCUSES

"There's no hurry," "I can wait a little longer for my insurance" have left many a family to face a bitter fight with poverty and privation. If there is one thing that should rec ei h first consideration of married men, it is LIFE INSURANCE. Now is theltime to apply for policy. Arch C. Doane Jasper Indie na