Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 4, Jasper, Dubois County, 22 October 1909 — Page 7

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SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. What ha become of tho mother who BpunKcd A man never forgets the first time ho went with" a Irl. You can't afford to lose your tomper ovory time you have reason. We dory anyone to walk iu a dignltlod manner with rubber on. Of late there Is a lot of impudence Köln around labeled smartness. Humors nud wirelegs telegraphy seem to bo about oqunl In speed and accuracy A filrl who ling a poor flfjuro doorve admiration because of the way she hides it. In country towns the "tlrst" families usually hate each othor. People shouldn't mnko remarks about tiKly people, but they do. So many men forgot to be kind and decent in the ordinary affairs of life. Nature is very kind; by the time a man It shelved socially he ia glad of It. Tho young men say tho poor girls aro always moro affectionate than the rich onos. lSvoryone who tolls a "Joke" on a man, lies a good deal, in ordor to fix up a "good story." Some ment never havo their clothes dusted except when tho porter of a barber shop does it. This can usually bo said of every boy who can play the piano well: Ho can't do anything elso. What an indignity appoars to be put

upon a noble animal when a horse Is driven by a drunken man! ' About the only thing a bachelor and the father of a family regard from the same point of, view is a basi ball game. j When It is said of an Atchison n.an that he is going tho pace it is meant that he attends an alrdome or moving picture show every nighL If we ever commit suicide, we shall carefully avoid carbolic acid, a dose of which hurts worse, than pulling a tooth. A concitod young man will prob.lli'y get over it in tlmo; experience takes it out of him. But thore isn't tu 'KU hope for the conceited old man. Piobably It isn't necessary for a rau--n ian to be born, but it is necessary for him to have more practice than th- average member of a country band People never Iobp an opportunity to take a smash at their neighbors. When there is a robbery, they say: "In my opinion, the robber doesn't live very Tar away." An Atchison woman of 47, who was cngaRed four times and married twice, is having what she claims is her first M'rious heart affair; her son has falb n in love, and the girl doesn't suit her. The years, which havo a fattening and growing effect on a woman, seem to shrink a man; at 50 she looks like a toy balloon blown up, and he looks like a flannM shirt that has been in tho wash all winter. The female form divino is becoming moro puzzling every day. One woman haB her waist under her armpits, and besldo her there walks a woman with her waist around her knees. The man in love who follows the waist line with his arm must have a hard time of lt. Atchison (Kan.) Globe. PEARY AND COOK. It begins to look as If Peary's bark was worse than his bite. Baltimore Sun. When Peary says dash it is only an euphemism. Cincinnati CommercialTribune. Anyhow, Peary and Cook had Col. Roosevelt stymie for a time. Washington Post. The Eskimos are learning a lesson in tho ways of civilization. Milwaukee Free Press. According to Mr. Cook, north pole trips also make strange bedfellows I Chicago News. Arctic exploration has become a happy combination of bouquets and I brickbats. Washington rost. ! If it rlenends on circumstantial evi dence neither Cook nor Peary can show cold feet. Boston Transcript. The first thing Peary does when he reaches home is to hire a lawyerMemphis Commercial Appeal. Well, the polar controversy has at least passed tho he-took-my-dogs-and-he-stole my gumdrops stage. Detroit News. The pity Is that Commander Peary could not discover the pole without revealing so much of himself. New York World. Reaching tho polo through the medium of a newspaper yarn Is also a tedious and painful process. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. if Pearv cots macazlne rates for all the "statements" he is preparing he i can well afford to let Cook run away i with the gate receipts. Atlanta Con stitutlon. ! "When Dr. Cook sighted land." says a contemporary, "his henrt bulged with emotions." And when IVary sighted the headlines his vocabulary bulged with invective. Louisville Courier-Journal. Regulating Morals by the Clock. J Isn't it perfectly marvelous how a certain act may be legal until the clock strikes and a crime thereafter? There Is piano-playing, for instance In tho city of Washington anybody who pleases may bang on a piano until midnight without Interference, but as soon as the clock strikes 12 pianoplaying becomes a crime, and the player is liable to be marched off to jail and locked up: To our mind, nlnetentha of all piano hanging Is crim-, Inallty. no matter at what time It , takes place; yet we fail to understand why banging" at 11:59 Is less repr.-' henslble than similar banging at 12 01 B. 111. Uo wo run our muruis uy me gjoelt? Savannah News. And Aren't They In 'Em? Pnnn Cm' wlinf von ivlll fiVimil JUSU -oJ ..... the peach basket hats the women are wearing, thoy couldn't bo more appropriate, i Moo Rose Why? Joe Cose What are poach baskets rMoe Rose To put poaches in, of course. Joe Cose Well? Browning's Magazinc. Gin persuade even tho gods. nrcek.

Touchy. "Why did you resign from the detective force no graft?" "Plenty of graft, but the fellows higher up mad us account for all of it."Town Topics.

Very Chilling. "What Is hauteur?" "That's what some salesladies display when you ask to see something cheaper." Philadelphia Evening Bulletin. The Luck He Had. Ho So poor old Monty has been run over by a motor car. How did it happen? She The poor chap was stooping to pick up a horseshoo for luck. Town and Country. ENVOI. A chemist you have got to bo To get a soda clerk's degree; What used to bo plain soda brew Is now a sweetened Irish stow. Chicago Journal. A NURSE'S EXPERIENCE la n Oood Culilr for Any Pfron "Who Uora Nut Understand lvldn-y Troublen, A nurse has to know just what to do for common ailments, and those who suffer backache, languor and other common signs of kidney trouble, should heed the example of Mrs. Judson Ellis. 414 Francis St., Jackson, Mich., known for many years prior to her marriage as "Nurse Baker." "My back ached a good deal and was lame and weak, so that I had difficulty in stralghtenlns up or turning in bed," said she. "Doan's Kidney Pills benefited me wonde -i illy, nnd since using them I have ben able to do my own work again." Remember the name Doan's. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fos-tcr-Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. Dexterity comes by experience French ri-v '?tf.if''SfÄ. TQMtm hi yarn T"t-Tg')1 TOAST co. ftfUjC4irt

No amount of force or persuasion on the part of the imitators is fjreat enough to cvea budge it from its present firm hold on the minds of the people. This has been emphatically demonstrated several times during; the past few years. Imitations have come and gone, but Kellogg's Kocs on with an ever increasing demand. This proves that the people won't be fooled by inferior quality. They know the goodness of Kellogg's and they invariably come back to it. Try it yourself today. At all Grocers. $1,000 GOLD AND SILVER TROPHY for the BEST EAR OF CORN to be known as V. H. KcIIoQd National Corn Trophy to be given at the National Corn Exposition, OMAHA. NE.. December fcth to 18th. 1909. For tho purposo of encouraslnsr the better breeding In corn for unprovln-tho cnalitr. W. K. Kelloft. President of the Toasted Corn Flake Co.. offers a J1.OCO.00 beautiful solid sold and silrer tropbr to tha person srrowinr the best ear of corn In two di.7erat leuom. The first season's specimen to be sent to the National Corn Exposition. Omaha, Neb., before November 27th. 1939. This offer 1 open to every man. woman and child in toe United States. It will be JudeeU by tbe leadicc corn authority of the world. Prof. P. O. Holden. Watch this paper for further particulars.

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Why He Was There. Thore was a young follow named Clyde. Who in a funeral procession was spyde: When asked who was dead Ho grinned as he said: "Don't know 1 just camo for the ryde." Chicago News. The Lath Nailer's Fate. A lather with a lath Was walking down a path When a barber, foolish, rather, Just tossed out a mug of lather And the lather smeared the lathor From tho smear no one could gather Which was lather and which was lather. Kansas City Times. Accounted For. "Isn't it strange that you occasionally hear of somebody's shooting at a balloon?" "Oh, I don't know. Joy riders are poinp up in balloons nowadays." Philadelphia Ledgier. Some men use tho beam In their eyes to pick out the mote In their brother's. 'I

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Opening of Cheyenne River Indian Reservation in South Dakota

Registration Dates, Oct. 4 to 23, inclusive. . The General Land Office al Washington has designated Le Beau and Aberdeen, So. Dak., on the Minneapolis & St. Louis R. R. aa reglslratlon points. Lo Deau, which is the Missouri River terminus of the Minneapolis & SI. Louis R. R., is located on the Missouri River, opposite the Reservation, and is tho nearest railroad station to three-fifths of the land. Aberdeen, the other registration point, Is the chief city in northern South Dakota. These points are reached best by the Iowa Central and Minneapolis fit St. Louis R. R. llr.es. There will be about 14.000 quarter sections allotted to settlers. The land lays well for farming over most of the reservation. The soil Is a light loam and is very fertile. It Is similar to that In the counties east oi the River, where the land sells from $25.00 to $30.00 per acre. Lignite coal Is found over a great part of tho reservation. Who May Secure a Homestead -Undtr the homestead laws of ths UnitsdStstes, any rrson. male or female who Is nc: tho ovner cl moro than 160 acres 1 land In any state or territory who Is a native bcrn citizen of the United States, or has been naturalUed. or declared his Intention to leeome a nituralized citizen cf the- United Stiles (I.e., one who has taken out his tit st tapers of citizenship t. who tsoter the are of 21 yesrsorthe h.adef a family, may make a homestead entry of net exceeding 160 acras cf any ef the unoccupied lands of the United States.

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