Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 3, Jasper, Dubois County, 15 October 1909 — Page 1

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ifYII Jas i rr, Indiana, Friday, October 15, 1909. No. 3. Vol. 52.

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from iup i i J - x WOttlJnt ,et you

' rc. .,f ;4 Ah I have if until you have paid me

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mriitf iMithcr about your

v r u'r"" taunted the friend.

Y. J an m no danger wora t . -d-a. nre you can't poRsibLj-rp

(." end me qiu man, uuj, r A rl Tl1nl

t tvp hau come, it uuiuu

x , rf not to nave my uiuuu-

' w aid it?"

" the old man an-

llis friend will never-call him!

back in a public dining room again, j

- -London impress.

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Difencharited.

." t-he admitted," with a Bad "tlmro was a time- when

t Vim the prandest man in

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' ould ever make me cekSe

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c- .como acquainted, with- a

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pt t wnsn't becominc ac-

itli him that destroyed

trv Jca I am sure that I could

Ch-iiK i I5ecord-Herald.

Grim Humor

TCron vonr head star Is the first

role In golf, and Dinks means to do so.

.punch, '

Going Too Far.

ft " !v nk hmi splendid ii I had had just moved in,-"at the last

Be p' Aer nun m iium uivwiiv. piacc j. nau iu uiumv w..v ö

'den that ever bloomed until m

neighbor's chickens .scratcnoa me

'roöts up." ' ; . . , , .

"And did you kickt us&uu mr ovtiininijinppj-

iiv , . , . I "You, bet! I pot a big tomcat that soon made mincemeat of his chickens." J "What-thcrt J Miv, the next I knew he had . baucht' a icr.9cip.u3 bulldog to watch foVrav toinV'ivir;'- . I "H;m! And did that end the

"Oh.no! I borrowed a wolf from an animal trainer to kill .thcbmV

ar to the" knife, eh?; What v Hort nbanter in the bitter

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! 'nn,riwss none. I 'heard that

. wr ... hae an luck. N-w ahewas about to V&T iaKuRtK thacho has boRua Just at the jkill my wolf, and as I CO uldn t at

t .eiit that I was going to take my jford tlie price 01 v.cF..v L'e and the nearest dentist lives at m tiger I thought it best to

Kast hre leagues rrom uere.- -reio move'

Takino No Chane.

La Ar. t

-R lfe (who has cooked the din- ' th" first tlmoi Whatever will aud say when he sees that I a te spoiled the Joint? Coiuc, we will toss who shall take It to -a -niesende Blatter:

j Th Vacation Schob. " '

The WittieredDaisy Chain. "You will find it, mother darlingFind my daisy chain, I meanOn a tree both tall and stately, Where the leaves grow thick and green. "I was sitting, tired and weary. Resting on its branches strong, Tinking of the holy angles. When 1 thought I heard a song. "Then I knew it was a birdie Singing of the springtime sweet, With its buttercups and daises Growing round about our feet. "And I said to the little birdie; "Fly right up to the heaven's gate, Ask to see the angels tender, Tell them how many head does ache. "Tell them I am always weary, Always tired and full of pain, Tell them how I long to see them, Then fly back to me again.' "Then the birdie flew to heaven, .inging sweetly all the way. Was it singing 'bout my message That it might remember? -say. "Then I stopped and gathered dais'es, Made a daisy chain so far, And I found a tired daisy That I had not seen before. "For its little head was drooping, And its slender stem was frail, While it leaned against the grasses With its tiny face so pale'Then I linked it with the others, Saving softly all the time, 'Daisv, I am weary also.' Did its head ache just like mine? "Suddenly I saw my birJe Resting on a hawtorn spra , x ' And I ran up close beside i "Bird, what did the angels say? "Did they say that they were sorry I was tired and full of pain? Will they take me home to heaven Just to rst, then back again? s" I must qickly come to mother, . J am all she has to love. Till we go to meet dear father Once again in heaven above"Then the birdie nodded to me, Chirping softly all the while, v Till I thought I saw the ar.gels Hovering o'tr me with a smile "So I knelt beside the daisies, Prayed to God on high to hmir'Let me say good-bye to mother, Else she'd cry so hard, I fear.'

"Then I hung my chain of daisies On a tree so tall and high; Birdie knows where I have put them Mother dear, you need not cry. "Now good bye, s eet mother, darling, God will take away your pain. And I'll come to you right quickly When I shall be weM again. ".Mother dearest, do not cry so. You will find my daisy chain;

Yon um 1 keen it ever dearly

nil l come to you ugum.

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Oh! how sadly Dottie's mother Stands beside the open grave, Resting underneath the rose3 Where tall grasses over wave. Cruel hands t int pile the gravel O'er that tender little form. Know ye not that ye are covering Mother's heart, all sore and torn? Lo! a tinj cross of marble Stands beside the roses fair; Strangers stop and read with pity ".Mother's dirling's resting here " Mother wandered slow and sadly O'er the meadows one bripht day, Looking for her darling's daisies On that tree so far away. "Oh! I cannot, cannot find itLittle Dottie's daisy chain; How I long to hold and keep it Till I ste my own again. "Dottie you are now an angel, Free from all your c ire and pain; Come and show your weeping mother Wuere to find your daisy chain." Twitter, twitter, soft and lowly, Comes from yonder hawtorn spray: "Dottie's bird, 0 lead and show me I am sure you know the way." NQuick as lightning flew the spring bird To a palm tree standing high, In amongst the woodlands dewy And as if to guide the eye. Stood upon a branch grown outward, Ever singing soft and low, Mother saw the chain of daisies Soft swaying to and fro. Ah! how quickly she has reached them, Drawn them from the tree with care; Lovelv were those withered daisiesHad not Dottie placed them there? Now the bird flies straight to heaven, S nging o'er and o'er again. Straight it flew to angel Dottie "Mother's found your daisy chain.' ADA A R LUDFOD.

SPANISH ETIQUETTE Politeness to 8ervntt and Even thi Strict Beggar. From what we saw and from what happened to us I made up a page of Spanish etiquette. It is probablv not correct, but I offer it as the"uuit of our experiences. Other people may have had different impressioni. If you are of the female sex never wear a short skirt, a sailor or English walking hat un1S5 vnn nre willinc to have people

stare' nt you and sometimes 'call after vou." If vou have red hair dye

it or 1k prepared to bo salutad as "Rubia." Never bow to a man unless he lifts his hat fust. If you are a man you may dress as an Englishman, an operatic tenor or a chorus

singer iroro jannen wunout uituinp remark. Never wear glasses.

If you are blind taKe a aog on a string. When you sit down at the table or arie always bow and eay,

'Buenas. This is imperative, x ou

tie Tronic -without apology.

but never Epoak to any one without

saying "your grace," De n nooic, friend or boggar. "Will y our grace

do me the lavor to ormg mc i

coffee at 9 o'clock tomorrow: would strike an American bellboy

with disiaav. But it is the litord

translation of the Spanish request

Never tell a beggar to clear out, out enr that vou have left vour purse at

ho'me and that you will remember

him tomorrow or gently murmur that God will reward him, whereat he will smile, tbank you and depart.

These ame beggar?, wno spring up on everv side, seem to havo a

code of etiquette we coma noi im-

om. After two or tnree aap mere

were a few who begged only from

me, two or three others who be

sought Jean. Evidently we were understood to be the patrons of cer

tain beggars who out o: a crown m mendicants were the only ones to

approach us who would taKe tneir dole with thanks or if we said "to-

morrow" would smilingly u

away at once.

:A trip into fcpain ougnt to mean more than sketches of life as we e.'v if in a ciTttrle. Cltv. Yet it W83

can ... a--. ' r 3 our pleasure to hnper on in ilad-

rid, Willi me eirejiiwu days spent in Toledo and the Escurial, for the whole of our tw

months' holiday, and to return ui-

rect t-Paris without teeing any oi

the southern country, so beloved by other tourist. So can any one wonder that to us Spain means Madrid,

the cilv of marvelous contrasts?

E. C. Allen in Uutmir.

Wife-You run on In front, John, as

Cet the ticket.

HI Late Call. Goraidine Must you go? G'faM Yes. I make it a pobt never to be late for breakfast New York Presume Popr -tyiother-In-law. A Turkish paper' tells this story: m Kffendi, to whom thintrs fci"''..el. did you perchance hear

i .p things.-' The etiendi- was 'rs-sT a river, "hearing-with him r ither-in-law and a bap of cold, r ' Nivingc. Then rose the flood, J ' v wrecked Hie vessel, and Ibra- . " kvw not nt first which to save, ,"pf ' 1 or his relative. Then, haviK taken -counsel with himself, iUw i ;H Ibrahim and spake: 'My .lhld will I gave, for where can X

sin,orc Sld? Byt Allah to me

'e all ' the mothers-in- aw

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" ii tue Turks said that he .was i . rrwiiitw otrl-N-o-ow. Murrert

J What' In Naaaet

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