Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 52, Number 2, Jasper, Dubois County, 8 October 1909 — Page 7
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Mr. Pock I fob b th,. paper that an eminent scientist has nrtud that our prisons uro gradually bains flllod ''I'll blondes. Mrs. Pock Hnvo thoy caught that light-haired thing in the next blook who Hirt Willi ovory marrlud man alio hi(w? Life.
Beyond Her Hopes. Poet Have you over. Mlas Plainly, folt an Intense yearning for the um attainable? Miss Plainly Yes, indeed. I've longed to have tho ond 8ont on an opon car many a time. lloston Transcript.
A Wifely Hint. "Going fishing, hubby?" "Yes; 1 hopo to bring home some nice fish tonight." "Woll. don't buy fish if you fail to catch any." "What do you moan?" "I'd rather havo a couple of dovlied crabs."- Kansas City Journal.
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"Americans are making history fast
now." "Are eli? Well, what do you call history?"
"Why, it's a the relation you know
a chronological
"Wrong. History, sir, Is the elimi
nation of some facts and tho partisan
porvorsion of tho rost." Philadelphia
Ledger.
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The Explanation.
"Charlie dear," queried the fair maid at the ball park, "why does that
man behind the hitter wear such a big bib?"
"That." explained Charlie, "is to
keep his shirt from getting mussed when the ball "knocks his tooth out" Chicago News.
The Reason Why. . Tammas (disappointed over his inadequate tip) Good nicht, Mr. McPhorson. Ah shall remember ye when ye conn this way agnin. Mr. McPherson (huskily) Ah'm
no comin' this way again. Sketch.
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fend for llt of titlmonials.
Address: P. J. CHKXBV 4 CO., Toledo. O.
win oy mi iirugBKt. 7.-. Take Hall's I'nmllr Tills for constipation. A Chance for Authors.
Though bald, still nny rich man might
Be crowned all hunkydory
If he'd employ some one to write
A good hair raising story.
Nlxton Waterman in New York
Tribune.
No matter how long your neck mar bo
or how sore your throat, Iiamlina Wizard Oil will cure it surely and quickly. It drives out all soreness and lutlaramatiou.
The Official Goat. "Your wife doesn't seem to caro
much for that friend of yours."
"No. He's the man I lay the blame
on wiien I m cietaineu downtown.
Philadelphia Post.
From "The Explorer."
'Thore'8 no sense in going fartherIt's the odgo of cultivation." So they said, and I bellove it broko my land and sowod my crop Ouilt my bams and strung my fences in tho little border station Tuckod away bolpw the foothills whore the trails run out and stop. Till a voice as bad as Conscience rang interminable changos On ono everlasting whisper day and night reponted so: "Something hidden. Go and ilnd it. Go and look behind the ranges "Something lost behind the ranges. Lost and waiting for you. Go." I remember going crazy; I remember that I knew it When I heard myself hallooing to the funny folk I saw. Very full of dreams that desert, but my two legs took mo through It; And I used to watch 'em moving with the toes all black and raw. Well, I know who'll take tho creditall the clever chaps that followed Came a doz.en men together never knew my desert fears; Tracked me by the camps I quitted, used tho water holes I'd hollowed. They'll go back and do the talking. They'll be called the pioneers. "Yes, your "Never-never country." yes, your "edge of cultivation" And "no sense in going further" till I crossed the range to see. God forgive me. No, I didn't. It's God's present to the nation. Anybody might have found it, but His whisper came to me. Rudyard Kipling.
ONE OBSTACLE TO RICHES.
The Office Boy's Plight. Thero ain't much show for chaps liko . mo To havo a steady sweetheart, gee! I only gots eight dollars per. An' w'at's dey left to spend on her? It costs mo five for board and wash. An' car fares put do grand kibosh On sixty cents, nn' don I blows A half on movin picture shows. I'd like to take hor for a stroll Each evonin' if I had de roll, But ice cream sodes at ten cents per. Gee! W'at's dey loft to spend on her? It ain't no sport I wants to bo. Plain citizen's enough for me. But to go out each night wld her Can't do It on eight dollars porJoe Cone in Boston Herald.
Expensive. Her wealth of hair That you adore, Cost sixteen dollars At the store. Detroit Free Preas.
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A Juvenile Investigation.
Tho small boy listened to the bee
And wondered what It hummed with
glee.
The cry which from his Hps was
wrung
Showed that the bee was murmuring
"Stung!" Washington Star.
He Was on to Them. Magistrate What brought
here?
Prisoner Two policemen.
honor.
Magistrate Drunk again, I
nose?
Prisoner os, sir, both of them.
Kansas City Journal.
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On the Installment Plan. "Your new automobile seems to be
thoroughly up to date in every parti
cular."
Yes. I've got everything that goes
with a first class machine except a receipt In full from the dealer." Chicago Tribune.
At His Best. Blobbs The doctor told Guzzler
drinking was the very worst thing he
could do. Slobbs I guess that doctor didn't know Guzzler or he would have
ri.nl I rod thnt drinkiniz is the best tlilntr
ho does. Philadelphia "Record.
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Not Genuine.
'All is not gold that glitters."
It often comes to pass
The "Golden Rule that most folks
know It nothing more than brass. Catholic Standard.
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Clear, white clothes are a slfn that th
housekeeper ues UM Cross Uall ulua.
uaige Vot. pacKBEe. a cents.
X Ul IJ!DANAP0LIS. NVTClOOD.
A fool uttoreth all his mind. Hlble.
Long prnycra often nldo wrong
practica.
The Chauffeur's Rebuke. An elderly colonel in a New Y'ork club is very inquisitive, and there is no question he hesitates to ask. Tho other day he saw drawn up beforo a hotel a fine motor car, and at tho wheel of the car sat a chauffeur who had formerly been In his own employ. The colonel stopped and askeJ the chauffeur who his master was, how he liked his Job and what wages ho
drew. The chauffeur answered these questions politely. There was a cold glitter In his eye, though. Ho was waiting for an opening. It came when
the Inquisitive old clubman said:
"Er Gaston, what er how much
did your employer pay for this car?
"Tho fact Is. sir," the chauffeur an
swered promptly. "I never had the
impudence to ask him."
The Old Roman Ballot.
The ballot was first Introduced Into
Rome in the second century B. C.
This was the real Australian ballot.
Tho voter received a sort of wooden
slato covered with wax on which tho
names of all the candidates were
scratched. He made holes In the wax
opposite those of his choice and
dropped his tablet In the box. After
the downfall of the Roman republic
popular government took a long sleep, and there was little use for a ballot
till quite modern times.
A Lost Reprimand. "Y'oung man," said the severe parent, "when I was your age, I was determined to work. I started In as a clerk and salesman at a compensation of $12 a week. "Well," answered the heedless yourth, "business methods have changed. I doubt if you could command that now." Washington Star.
Able to Hold His Own. "You say you enjoy having book agents come around?" "Y'ep," answered Farmer Corntossel. "But you are not fond of reading." "So. But I have made several book agents pay 10 cents a glass for condensed milk an' I 'purty near sold one of 'cm a hoss." Washlng'ca Star.
Effort Appreciated. "So you were deeply touched by th poem young Mr. Guffson wrote to you?" said Maude. "Yes, answered Maymie. "But It was not a good poem." "I don't caro. It was just as much trouble for him to write it as if he had boon Shakespeare." Washington Star. Friendly Verdict. "Say," queried the Indignant artist after ho had gone over tho entire art exhibition, "why didn't the committee hnng my canvas?" "I bollove." replied the mnn In Charge, "they decided that hanging was too good for It." Her Tongue Wouldn't Slip. Vera Oh, Jack, let's stop. I don't want to go any higher. Jack But you won't be able to say
you've been to the top.
Vera Oh, yes, I snail. I'atniinuer. A Slight Jolt. The Dorc Hy the way, didn't I sec
you on the avenue yesterday?
The Maid I m sure you did, ror I
rcmembor distinctly that I didn't seo you.
Iceman's Inability to Please Everybody Has Kept Him Poor. "I could havo ot rloh long ago," said the ice man. "only for Just one thing," according to the New York Sun. "Y'ou know what Sam Wollor said at tho trial of Bardell against Pickwick, when Sorgt. Rurfuz askod him, Havo you a pair of eyes, Mr. Weiler?' 'Yes, I havo a pair of oyes.' replied Sam. 'and that's just it. If thoy wos a pair o' patent double-million magnltying' gas microscopes of hextra power perhaps I might be able to see through a flight o' stairs and a deal door, but bein' only oyes, you see, my vlson's limited.' "I might say with Sam, 'And that's Just it.' Now. If I had seventy-eight pairs of arms and sevonty-elght pairs of legs and seventy-eight horses and wagons, why, then I might bo able to deliver ice to everybody Just when they wanted it. but as it is it can't be done. "Y'ou see. they all want their ice at the same hour, and when you come to consider that I deliver ice in Umpty-ump street and Steenty-steenth street and various other streets covering a considerable territory, with many of my customers blocks apart, you see that to deliver ice to all of them at the same time would make it up Into a tolerably difficult sort of proposition, but that doesn't make any difference to ray customers. They all want their ice when they want It. " 'Iceman.' the lady says to me down the dumbwaiter shaft when-rget around to her house the best I can do, at a quarter past 10, and I think that's doing pretty well. 'Iceman,' she says, 'I told you I wanted my Ice at 8 o'clock." "Thon I try to explain to her that I'm doing tho best I can to get it to her at that hour, but "'Well,' she says, 'I want my ice at 8 o'clock, and if you can't bring It then I shall get another Iceman.' "Very likely she does, and you seo if I lost all such customers and didn't gain any, why, my ice would melt In the wagon and pretty soon 1 wouldn't have any customers at all or next to none because the number of customers that a man can deliver Ice to all at the same time is really very small. "Of course it doesn't work out Just that way. I lose this customer, but then I gain another who is dissatisfied with her iceman, and so we keep along with losses and gains about even just keep along, but that's about all. If I had a hundred pairs of legs and so on so as I could deliver to a hundred customers all at the same time, keeping all my new customers and never losing an old customer, why, then I'd be doing something, what? But being as I have only one pair you see my delivery power's limited. "That's the only thing that has kept me from making a fortune." That's All Right.
I If the gallant Abruzzl and Katherlnc Elklns I Should wed In the end, as they prob
ably will, And all of the titles and royal preferment The Duke has enjoyed should remain with him still. He would, of course, feel that he owed a great deal To the press for persisting In this great romance And probably saving it two or 'three times But that's all right, Duke we are glad of the chance.
There doubtless were times when he would have forgotten The lady and all of her infinite charms, Or she had recalled that she loved him, and Cupid Had handed her over to other strong arms; But we wouldn't hear of it, and when they are married And happy at last, he will love to recall How we kept tho fire burning on Love's little altar But that's right, Duke It wa3 nothing at all. St, Louis Post-Dispatch.
At a Disadvantage. "A man is different from a woman. A man couldn't amble through tho shops all day without spending anything." 'Woll, a man keeps his money where he cau got at It." Kansas City Journal.
Solvent. IIowolI A girl insulted me today by asking me what 1 paid for my clothes. Powoll 1 shouldn't call It insulting, I should call it flattering, if nhe used the word "pay." Tit-Bits.
Another Definition. Little Willie Say, pa, what Is a genius? Pa A genius, my son Is a person whom nature lets In on the ground lloor, but whom circumstances force to live in an attic.
CHILD ATE CUTICÜB.A.
Sprrnil Whole- Hot of It on CrncUrr, Sot the t.rnt Injury Iteatilfrtl Thus I'rorrn l'ur und Surrt, A New YorW friend of Cutlcura writes: "My three year old son and heir, after being put to bed on a trip across theAtlantic, Investigated the stateroom and located a box of graham crackers and a box of Cutlcuru Ointment When a search was made for the ox. It was found empty and the kid admitted thnt he had eaten the contents of the entire box spread on the crackers. It cured him of a bad cold and I don't know what efte." No more conclusive evidence could be offered that every Ingredient of Cutlcura Ointment Is absolutely pure, sweet nnd harmless If it may be safely eaten by a young child, none but the most beneficial results can be expected to attend Its application to even the tenderest skin or youngest Infant Potter Drug Sc Chetn. Corp.. Sole Props, of Cutlcura Heniodles. Boston. Expected Back. Prisoner Can I speak with the convict for one moment? Jailer No, he has just left after finishing his time. But ask mo again In about a week.
no Your Clothe l.onk Yrlloirf If so, use Ited Cross Hall Blue. It will make them white as snow, tarce 2or. package, 5 cents.
The "Christian Venus." The term "Christian Venus" has been applied for many years to Raphael's famous painting, "The Madonna della Sedla." in the gallery of the PittI palace, in Florence.
Mrs. Wlnulow Snotlilnfr jrop forrhlldrea lerlulDE- tofteni the cumi. rrducrt lufltmmillou. slUyi pita, curti wind oollc. 23 cent! a bottle.
The more a man talks about the I next life the worse he is apt to walk in this one.
HER PHYSICIAN ADVISED
Taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Columbus, Ohio. "I have taken
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: table compound restored myheaituand j strength, and proved worth mountains I of gold to me. For the sake of other suffering women 1 am willing vou should publish my letter." Mns. i Charles Barclay, K.F.D., Granito- ' ville. VL I Women who are passing through this critical period or who are suffering i from any of those distressing ills peiculiar to their sex should not lose sight of tho fact that for thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, which is made from roots and herbs, has been tho standard remedy for female ills. In almost every community you will find women who have been restored to health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
Walk ten miles daily and you won't need laxatives. But indoor people all need candy Cascareis. They exercise tho
' bowels in a gentle, natural way j not like harsh cathartics. Have I them always with you take one ! when you need it Vtt-pcket bot, 10 ernts-at drai-ttores. j People sow ait millloa bcira monthly. 827
(iLOltAl)O Choice land. $10. Ampi rainfall. Wheat 3U bu. corn 3." hu. Vit homesteads. Cook & Co., 1'. 0. Uox 628, Denver, Col.
Afraid of Ghosts
Many people are ofra! of ghosts. Few people are afraid of jjennt. Yo( the ghost is a fancy and the germ is a fact. If the germ could be magnified to a size equal to its terrors it would appear more terrible than any fire-breathing dragon. Germs can't be avoided. They arc in the air vre breathe, the water we drink. The germ can only prosper when the condition of the system gives it (ree scope to establish itself and develop. When there is a deficiency of vital force, languor, restlessness, a sallow cheek,
a hollow eye, when the appetite is poor aad the sleep is broken, it is time to guard against the germ. You can fortify the body against all germs by the use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It increases the vital power, cleanses the system of clogging impurities, enriches the blood, puts the stomach and organs of digestion and nutrition in working condition, so that the germ finds no weak or tainted spot in which to breed. "Golden Medical Discovery" contains no alcohol, whisky or habit-forming drugs. All its ingredients printed on its outsido wrapper. It is not a secret nostrum but a medicine op known composition and with a record of iO yean of cures. Accept no substitute there is nothing ' just as good." Aik your neighbors.
POSITIONS
Easing Her Mind. Woman (expecting a call from her lover) Oh, this waiting Is something terrible! I can't stand It (To maid) Sophie, go outside and ring the bell three or four times hard! Meggendorfer Blatter.
Formation is always better than
reformation.
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Opening of Cheyenne River Indian Reservation in South Dakota
Rcgisfnlion Dates, Ocl. 4 to 23, inclusive. The General Land Office at Washington his designated Le Beau and Aberdeen, So. Dak., on the Minneapolis 2t St. Louis R. R. as registration points. Lo Deau, which Is the Missouri River terminus of the Minneapolis A SI. Lesls R. R... Is located on the Missouri River, opposite the Reservation, and is tho nearest railroad station to three-fifths of the land. Aberdeen, the other registration point. Is the chief city In northern South Dakota. These points are reached best by the Iowa Central and Minneapolis Sc. St. Louis R. R. lines. There will be about 14.000 quarter sections allotted to settlers. Tho land lays well for farming over most of the reservation. The soil Is a light loam and is very fertile. It Is similar to that In the counties east of the River, where the land selb from $25.00 to $30.00 per acre. Lignite coal Is found over a great part of the reservation. Who May Secure a Homestead -Under Iks hocnettsad Uvtcf theUnltsdStilss.any person, msls or female who Is not the ownsr cf met than 160 acres el land lnanr atats or territory, who Is a native tern cltlien of the United Sun, or his bean rutaraltied. or deelarsd hla Intsntlsn to become a naturalised cltlien cl tfce United Staus (I.e.. cm who has Ulan out hlaflrat wets of cltlienahlp). who Is over the acs cf 2 1 yearscr the hJd cf a Umlly, may make a homestead entry of not exceeding 1 60 act es cf any of tha unoccuplt J lands of the Unite J States. Additional Information free 'on request. A. B. CUTTS, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Minneapolis, Minn.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Cater mere tnii brlibler aad Inler colors Ibis aar etktr i"e. Ose 10c picfciie colors M liters. Tier la cole water letter tin lay aller ire. Too cos 4j MrnroeeLt Hoest rlpilaa asirl. VYrlle lor tree kooilcl -How lo Dre, Gleets aal NU CeUrs, MOfiTsOE: WRVG CO.. Qulntxy. Illnmj