Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 52, Jasper, Dubois County, 24 September 1909 — Page 2
WEEKLY COUUIER
HEN EI). DOANE, lnblUher.
JASPF.n.
INDIANA.
Poison ivy adds nothing to tho seneral Joy of a Sunday school picnic. Lt the management boar this In mind. If the scorching automoUIHats blowup their d mt to front instead of stirring It up behind ihoy would go more lowly. Here is powerful argwmont for the raore-dayllglu plan: It would give tvm hnmün rnr two extra hours in
came. Dowu In Mexico, a millionaire who murdered his brother-in-mw is to bo hacced. The Moxtcan laws cannot be rich in technicalities.
In Family Council
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Thi ir nil verv strance" said tho 1 nrd. but no ono olse could handle Sa'I" "I ZI ndVoamed of h.b. I slept bes.de tho beasts and
old
.. a i tnoiiv rniuiu mi kii tin 1 1 1 v: iiui
nh a thine I knew you naa mui 'j ..v., times but only la the most casual fury of tho drunken keeper. And all Say Tve talked about you at home, this time 1 found 0 ance to lmv Hn..M t hav. snoken very well of 1 provo myself In any wa. nen fan
.Ahn t a T r ir tti
The Great Silence Match - yej. Hunn Won. "But
Iu this age of realism why not renoTate some of the old ways? How about "The tpewrlter is mightier than the repeating rifle?"
Klnj? Edward Is disposed to listen syniDalheticnlly to the suffragettes.
Botwithstandlng the fact that ho nerer likely to need their votes.
Is
Free and independent America has 100,000 hay-ferer victims. They should take the raattor to the supremo court, as it le clearly unconstitutional.
The law of Titlpu as exompllfiod in tho "Mikado." evidently obtains in
Camden, N. J., where a man hns been entenced to a month in jail for flirting. "With the capable flying machine cutting high Jinks the Dreadnoughts are beglning to wonder if a more modest name would not be a bettor fit.
Ono of the discouraging signs of tho times Is contained la the fact that poplo still gather In large crowds to ae parachute performers kill thorn-stives.
An English noblomnn recently lost his life while pursuing beetles in
southern Arizona. It Is possible to
Imagine a more heroic death for a nobleman.
Among ottier defects of the raechan
leal piano player In hot weather Is that It never excuces Itself on the ground that It forgot to bring Its
music along.
" 1 .u. LMith I lilli illnil n team
rou. uui 1 uon . rciucuuc. , rn. vnr T was with them.
ihowed any particuia rinwrcsr. in iuw.ui- ' ; nmi ubject. Perhaps she did. others arc I became an excellent performer am Th voune man smiled 'one of my partners fell and was hurt. ?he SÄSk Ä a ak sound and I felt a sudden dUtast. Ipr the when you use t,- bo said. "And yet , business and turned my back upon it. ?m not asSamed to admit that It de- j I had quite a sum of money with mo crib" the sltuauon. My peace, of when I started for my early home de-
mind has been affected ever since .Memorial Day. Perhaps you will remember that I was working la the ottlca
Rhen you and Miss Edith camo aown
in your car. iou mwu i.
ht tho blir fiair on the start on
factory cupola had twisted Itsel
halliards. And men 1 wer
nd straightened It out.'' "The moat foolhardy thing witnessed," growled the old m
Not for me, said the young "And after I came down and
mv dfisk vour daughter enter
afflce and I saw that her cheek
nnle I hadn't dreamed of frigh
anybody and her eyes shining1
ihe said very softly, mat was
did!' And the look she gave m
tho mischief although I was ash
to think 1 had gained It by su
hoan circus trick.
Tho old man's face had growTi jrave. "You aro a fine fellow, George, a
very fino fellow. This little confidence out here under the willows only adds to my regard for you. I'm afraid most
roung fellows would nave smusnuu ahead without any regard for a fath
er's feelings." He hesitated, "ou are . consihlfi hov. You have thought over
this matter carefully. You realize Just
what It means?
I think." he said, "that 1 womu
live to leave your employ on the first
of the month."
The old man was startled. "Here, here." he cried, "you mustn't
take offense. No doubt my suggestion
was clumsily put. You hat coniuseu me by your unexpected revelation." He paused and stared at the young man. "See here," he paid, with great suddenness, "we'll have a family council
over this matter you ana .uun s mother and Edith's father." The young man hesitated a moment. "Very well." ho said. "You are kind nut vourself to all this trouble. I
j-ran see no hope in th9 council you
suggest, but at least 11 win bic ii,:vhnnio to sot myself right in the
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Somebody remarks that "tha world
Is full of people who are experimenting with union suits for the first
time." The same may be said with
referenco to dliorce suits.
An ingenious person proposes to ab
breviate that time-honored diversion, the after-dinner speech, by having the
Speeche before dinner, when every
one. Including the speakers, will be too hungry either to speak or to
listen -long
Now, a philanthropist asaerts tha! he will give no more money to col
leges tolerating cigarette smoking
among tho student body. How are the
poor students to cull a liberal educa tion out of what remains of the cur rlculum. we vendor?
when a pretty American girl, like
the late Elsie Siegel of Now York
fal.s in love, or ever makes free, with
a hlnaman, the reaulta are bad. Most
p -i'le cannot help thinking there Is
sjn.othlng decidedly wrong with any
gi. 1 inai anows any Chinaman to
loe her.
tannine.! to make life easier for my
mother, from whom I had not heard
r or more. ! luuuu h m"
my fnther, and I was
rid. The wretched old
attraction, and I went to
city, n siaport town, do-
get tho education I noenwaylaid and robbed and ...... a
to insonsii) liny, nnn nwimu
myself on a sailing craft bound
long voyage. 1 did not uespair. r
inlv a bov-not yet 21 ami soon
tome.l myself to the Inevltablo
tivkIp msolf as useful as posstoie
ere was an old sailor aboard who
took a fancy to me. He nau neen Pivpn an unusually line education, but
! Ma hnhits made it of no avail. When
1 ' ho found I was eager to learn he do
vnfi himsolf to teaching mo. 10 mm
1 mv all the book knowledge 1 pos
sess. I might have deserted the craft, hut I preferred to stay with my old friend." . He paused again and turned hi ho:ul a little away and looked to-
u-nrrt the smoldering coals In the
iTmto -Wo wore wrecked In the
South sea and but one boat got away
fmm th Kinkinc shin. There were
twelve of us. and for two hungering
thirstinsr and mad weeks we noate.
under that blazing sun. My old frlflnri died In my arms, and when
the boat was picked up by a passing steamer I was the only one thoy found
alive
"What." cried the old man. "are you
that boy, the sole survivor of the Naja-
tilus!"
1 am the boy," the young man re
onnnfi.H "Thov wore very kind to
m on the shin and an Alaskan pros
pector offered to take me with him to Nome. 1 went with him and was there four vears Hut it was not the
n-nrL- T HL-rl nnt thl work I thOUCht I
was fitted for I ram-' hark, but for
tune was fickle M llnam-r were at
tho lowest ebb whm I u-'.e.l Mr. Pros
,.ntt tnr ttnrk llo C1C I " ll'' " He
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Roughly speaking, about a million acrr-a of land have alrsady been coner'el from unprodnctlve aridity to wonderful profitableness, or. in other w -r !s. the eortrnment In seven or ifght years hns given nearly a mill.in üf popu!iuon a change to get la I 1 the l'.d ,jader moat favorable C I 'lffinns.
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ir future a; uina of Industry are 1 y to be found, as were most prosent. in obscure positions, ar-' -odraer. on the way to bong heads of great engineering 'rn, train dispatchers en route railway presidents: clerks In
c 'mry stores fitting themselves nil lusciously to be financial leaders.
The peculiar qualities which make
them what they are. cannot be taught;
.they are partly the gift of nature, and
Tpartly beaten out In the hard school
of experience.
At tho headquarters of the London Fife Brigade, recently, there was on
exhibition a "liquid air helmet which enabVs a man to enter the densest
andwost poisonous fumes without in
Jtip-,"nd a "collapsible brass helmet"
of which there was a more wonderful tale to Icll. Ono of them was worn br-4tfrc1nan at a lire In a rag and
bfc;7.Bhob. Fourteen tons of glass
fell on thvman's head and completely
.buried himAand when ho had been
dug out, doftn to his shoulders, an
other shotcor tpf glass desoondod and
buried him again He was In tho
hoapiUl four months." addod the brl t &4e .Hittrttftor'and glass was com
lag eui of $lifrcnt parts of his body
Cor aix months afterward, hut ho la "L
a 1. rWf unitT L 'VlM CI
waft a circus ui iu uaw vji
nntr with it- It was a hard life Mt
n Vii v
rn.rn n hov or IS. ineru was a.
otonhant in the show and I
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,inoit the keener, no was a uruun-
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Gold in Horses' Teeth. There aro valuable race horses In England which have teeth filled with r-niri it is too risky to have such
horses suffer and go off their when racing time approaches.
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Edith Is at the Fannlngs, and she Just
called her mother on the 'phone As he spoko tho lady entered the roorä. "Mary, this is my office manager, Mr.
Wright You have heard me speaK him."
The lady graciously gave the you
man ner nana. j, "Mr. Prescott has mentioned yc
many times," she said, ' and alwa.
favorably." She looked at him cu
ously as she took her seat. He bore t
scrutiny well, as the lady admitted f hprself.
"I am placed In an awkward post
tion. madam," he said, and yet It jsv
one that I have willingly assumed. I welcome It because It gires me the chance to say something in my owir defense." "That is not a suggestion of mine, George." said the old rnai t The lady held up her hand "and
shook her head at her husband. "We will let Mr. Wright' proceed without interruption, my dear." The young man hosltated a moment, "If you will have tire patience to listen," ho said, "I will tell you some
thing about myself. I want you to know why It Is that 1 have not done more to Improve my opportunities. Perhaps Mr. Prescott has woadere4
why I have been so reticent concern
ing ray early experiences. 1 want him to know that while I am not ashamed
of them, they were not of a character to be recalled with any satisfaction."" He paused and looked around "My
father was of New England stockib
with New England thrift or Nc
land Industry. My mother was t
daughter of a farmer and my father soon made of her a drudge. It wasJ
not a pleasant house. We were verjDr"Edltni 4Stfr im poor. Then my father grew morose fci The Wtt and developed a cruel disposition, YSSliffA
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Hair Pulling, Etc. Deacon Dy the way, that man Brown you married a year ago, has he paid you your fee yet?" Clergyman No. The last time I reminded him of It he said I'd bo fortunate If he didn't sue me for damages. Boston Transcript. A prized Prayer Book. In tho Munich Iloyal library there is a prayer book of tho sixteenth century which Is vnluod at $50,000. It Li decorated with dozens of pictures In colors of tho favorite garden flowers of that time.
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And 'ave you tried anyU !
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London
Cat Skins.
Over a million cat Ekln a"
every year In the fur tradx-
used
" Tho match was arranged upon tho following basis: Mr. Hunn offered to bet Mr. Hanks that Mrs. Hanks could k-eon absolutely silent longor at a
single stretch than Mrs. Hunn. Mr. Hanks said that he did not know much about Mrs. Hunn's capacity as a talk
er, but ho felt certain that .Mrs. nanus couldn't hold her tongue for ten
minutes, excepting when sue was asleep, and even then she always talked a little. So It was agreed to
tnnWn n trlfll. Hlltin tO IHll 10r II BUK
dress If Mrs. Hanks spoke llrst. and
Banks to pay for It If Mrs. iiunu
spoke first.
When tho matcn was propuju .ui. Hunn mippoatod that the contestants
Bhould go Into training; but Hanks
protested upon the ground tnai u Mrs. Banks got to trying too hard to
keep quiet it would kill ner. ,
Tim rontOKt tOOK lllllCO 111 .hi
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Hunn's dining room, tlio two intiius sitting opposite to each othor. When tho Blvrnal was clvoii Mrs. Hanks was
.. - , ,
In tho midst of some romnrKs .iuum
the exorbitant tariff duty on buk iau-
Hos but she broke on sliort. ami 1
hniHinc hor hand over her mouth reso
lutely suppressed a powerim inni.
to vnlsh the sentonce.
There was profound sllonce for ton mlnntos' mid thon Mrs. Hunn started
to sav something, but. remembering
herself, she turned It off by protond-
im thnt sho was clearing her turoni
Mr Hunn claimed the stakes upon the arnimii that It was a foul, hut Hanks
objected. Then Hunn. with malignant incenultv. started a discussion with
iinnic niwint tho iiow-fatiKled mon
strosities, the pench-baskot hats, and na t Vi nV t n ii.-ni it was noticed that Mrs.
Hunn "had to hold on tightly to the
phair to restrain herself. wnnj mt
Hanks was absolutely palo from sup
nressed emotion.
This having failed. Banks turned the conversation onto the famous
nHoo of hntter. with a maooucai pur
tn ctriuo Mrs. Hanks in the
nbotät noint. It soon became ap
parent that the strain upon her nervous system was terrible. Violent
twltchlngs were observable nuom me muscles of her mouth, and Hanks felt certain for a moment that he was going to win: but Mrs. Hanks suddenly arose and pounded the dinner table half a dozen times vigorously with her list, and this seemed to give such a relief to her feelings that she became quiet and calm again. Mrs. Hunn, meantime, hail her fingers In her oars. She recognized that as her only hope. A brief discussion of the hlred-glrl question, of the incapacity of servants and of the awful dimensions of their wages, followed: but both contestants h. Id out. although Mrs. Hunn rushed o th r uj'hoard. and getting a piece of .ipi-r. wrote on it: , I must scream! Is screaming allowed?" Banks Raid it wasn't, and then Mr. Hunn burst into a extravagant eulogy of Mrs. Hunn's present servant girl, with such effect that Mrs. Hunn became partially hysterical. Hut she Riirroodpd in holdlnc her tongue. And
then Hunn. with unparalleled brutality, actually expectorated right upon
he arpet Mrs. Hunn uounuen irom
chair and shook her list ai mm, when he laughed, she Hew around room at the rate of sixty knots an
disheveling her back hair ami ing wildly. Hunn thought she
anccumb. but sne cnun 1. n
fhnioil her but she didn't
sound.
little Harry was playing In
d waiting for his parents to
t and. when he saw mm, a nought struck Hanks. He
anl raid Mrs. Jones, next
liar to snank Harry, and do
t of the window where Mrs.
When Mr. Hunn saw Mr9. un and charge through the
irion Mrs. Jones, lie ten mat
s well throw up tue sponge;
Jones succeeded In getting
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nr tne lnuiuiiuiii muuivr
r. and as Mrs. Banks found
luld expend her fury oy in
n frantic pantonine, ex
her purpose to annihilate
Jonts family at the oarlist
iment, Hanks began to feel
t
ur had expired, and both
although evidently suf Iv. held out bravely. Mr.
hat a single bold stroke
he victory to either one
other. He rang tho boll
le Mrs. Hunn's chamber
In She was a good-look
maid, uncommonly good
Mrs Hunn was honestly
ally homely. As the girl
unn, brute and rufllan that
,vent up to her. put his arm
er waist and kissed her. Mrs.
rew white about tho lips, and
t bent a wild tattoo upon the
Then Hunn chucked the chain-
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11(1 Uliucr int.- rtiiu ninauu
aln With one bound Mrs. Hunn
d between them, and, hurling the
aside, she screamed:
"Out of this house this instant, you
huzzy, or I'll brenk every bone In
vour body!" And then turning to
Hunn she snld: "Who wants your old
silk dress anyhow!"
Then she followed the chambermaid
from the room in a fury.
Hanks gave In he had lost; hut as
ho went homo he whispered to Hunn:
"You've won, old fellow; but I
wouldn't be In your place for tho
amount of the National debt!" New
York Weekly.
Biscuit. ninPiiif was until the eighteenth
century spelled "bluket." n BtlU lro nounced. the current spelling hoi tig
merely a senseless adoption m m " .1.1..... it 13
modern Fronch spoiling wiuimu pronunciation. 'Hlskef orglnnlly meant u twice bnkod brend of tho Kind alluded to by Shakespeare In "As You I.Ike It," whoro the melancholy Jaques Informs Oic duko that
his "brain Is as dlro as tno reranim bisket after a voyage."
A Case For Vociferation.
Speak gently, as the poet taught. Ne'er lift a voice with harshuess
fraught.
If thus you do the chancos aro You'll find that you have missed your
car. Washington Star.
MUST BELIEVE IT.
the
Krory Header Will Concede Truth of Till Stuteoient.
Ouo who suffers with backache or nny fonm of kidney trouble wants a nro. not merely teranorary benefit.
Hev. .Maxweu aRowland, of ToniB
River. N. J., makes
a sthtcmcnt In tnls
connection that is
w 0 rth attention
Says he: "I was suddenly taken
with an attack of
kidney trouble, had
severo pains In my
back and loins and waB generally run
d o w n. Doctors
wero not helping
me so 1 began us
Ing Doan's Kidney
Pills. They brought
me nrompt relief
and as I continued taking them the pains In my back disappeared and the
kidneys wero restored to normal cuu
dition." Remember the name Doan's. by all dealers. 50 cents a box ter-Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Sold
Fos
The Country Cousin.
filonn H. Curtlss. discussing nvia
Hon with a New York reporter, said
with stnlllnc impatience:
Reallv. though, your questions
show a remarkable ignorance of tho
principles of flight. If you are golni?
to report aeronautical things, why
don't you read up aeronautics? ou
questions, as It Is, denote an Ignorance equal to tho westerner's. N
"This westerner on a visit to ni
rich Pittsburg cousin came down to hronkfnst everv morning with the
same gonial question:
'How is things?
"One morning the rich cousin, his
nerves belntr a little on edge, scowio
a black scowl at this question and
said:
" 'Why the dickens do yon alway
sav "How Is things, Jetliro?"
"Jethro looKcu surprised anu nun
" 'Becntise. he answered, l want to
know how thlnfs is; that's why.'"
GOLDFIELD ONCE HAD A LAN
A Bit of Verdure Imported at
of $1,000 Vanished In a Sand
Housewives who cannot U
without their little gar-w their window boxes, thoir
palms, rubber plants, an ing vines had bettor mak detour of the Novnda i-
Nothing grows In the
hills und vales of tin
Basin save tho Joshua tree.
vnrlety of Yucca palm, sai
and tho greasewood hush, il
ls not enough nourishment ti supply the most hardy little f
jackrabblts. It Is tho ra
vogetatlon, fibrous, scrnwiu
like, and It sprouts from a f! 1
lino soil thnt has been barn 1 som since It originally enu chaos in masses of molten 1
In Goldflold there was th w
bonanza mine operator who ,
a little lawn. Her husband f down from the Washoo mm; und-dollar carload of sod. It fully laid out before the tin by an expert gardener born a garden estate In Soulhei nln for the purpose, and 1 sprinkled with water bought gallon. It was summer tlin ally 100 degiaes in tho shadFor a day otwo the llhoraiu soil looked quite fresh, ami blades of grass raised thu. proudly. Hundreds came f around to fenst their oyes ; tie patch of verdant green The gold miner's wife w Joyed and sent to Sacnunct box of rose bushes. She a little oasis of her own. I one shimmering afternoon. to blow. Spirals of sand rs the hill slopes and danced .1 trails Into camp, gaining vri volume with every revolution came one lltle sandspout ar. . a sprightly saraband on t' lnwn. then came another, larger, and danced like a man from corner to corner of the tsod. Prosontly a very balh spouts were performing th. . orlng ovolutlons about tinmerging at last one Into tinbecoming a prodigious whi' alkaline dust. And when tl visitation had passed the lit had vanished. Delugod with a waste of water, not a solitar of grass could bo brought to r head. Tho poisonous dust ha swiftly and thoroughly Good keeping. Vindicated. Physician You should nthan ono person at a thr Patleut I den t; I nei- l drop.
y fl u 1
Fractions. Teacher (giving a lesson on frac
tions) Hore, children, is a piece of
meat. If I cut It in two, wnai snau
I have?
Class Halves. Teacher And If I cut It again in
two, what do I get?
Class Quarters. Teacher And If I again do
same?
Class Eighths. Teacher And If I coutinue In
same way?
Class Sixteenths. Teacher Good! And if we cut our
pieces once more In two, wnai men shall we have?
Tommy (after a long sllonce)
Please, miss, mlncomont! Answers.
tho
tho
In Sea Attire. What did the girl have on that day Down by tho son?
Woll, really, now. ono couldn't say,
Nor is it at all less hard to say Just what the girl had off that day Down by the sea.
New York World.
Watching the Score.
Tils wife Have you noticed what
t 1 a t. n . 4
a peculiar expression uüuiö im ui
late?
His Mother Yes. I think he naa
the bulletin board squint. Chicago
News.
THE DOCTOR'S WIFE
Everyday Phllocophjy What though your schein have all cone wronir 1
For Fortune Is nnticht bub a flirt:
r.n tnidirlnc alone with a cheerful
1
song
And a smile that conceals jtho hurt. ChlcagoTrtbdiie. Pays To Advertise. ; "Why don't you deal with nie?" Inquired the new grocer. "Didn't know you wero In bftisloass." explained tho old editor, and rho noxt day his paper had another Mgjdlsplay
ad.
Was Honest, Anyhow.
Mr. Hans Doc, I ain't got much
money. VIII you (lake my bill out In
Jrndo?"
Dr. Cans Why, I might. What's
your business?
"I'm derflwdcr Ott dor llddle Chor-
mnn bnnd.lKVc'll piny in front off your house effry efenlng." Cleveland lead
er.
Even As . "If the world owes me a living," remarks Mr. Tnukawny, "l must bo a mighty poor bill collector." Kunsns Cltv Times.
AKrcm tvIIIi Ulm About I'oinl. A trained nurse says: "In the prac
tlco of my profession 1 have found so mnny points In favor of Grape-Nuts
food that I unhesitatingly recommend
It to all my patients.
"It Is delicate and pleasing to the
nalate (an essential in fond for the
slpk) and can bo adapted to all ages
being softened with milk or cream for babies or the aged when deficloncy of
teeth renders mastication Impossible
For fever patients or those on liquid
diet I find 'Grape-Nuts and albumen
water very nourishing and refreshing.
"This recipe is my own idea and is
made as follows: Soak a teaspoonful
of Grape-Nuts In a glass of water for
an hour, strain and serve with the
beaten white of an egg nnd a spoonful
of fruit Julco for flavouring. This at
fords a great deal of nourishment that
oven the weakest stomachs can asslml
late without any distress.
"My husband Is a physlclnn nnd he
uses Grape-Nuts hlmrolf and orders It
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