Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 51, Jasper, Dubois County, 17 September 1909 — Page 8

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Evtn tho Dignified English Butler Can Go Astray at Times. A little story which has just found its way acroes the Atlantic from an English country house tolb of the recent slip made by a now and nervous butler in serving his master, a duke, at the luncheon table. Quiet, respectful and assiduous, he proiTered a dish with the insinuating query: "Cold grace, -our grouse?" The slip is so obviously a natural one that doubtless the tale is true. Thus far it is also unchallenged as new, although probably by the tim it has made the full round of tho press somebody will discover that" in its original form it was an Athenian "chestnut" in the days of Socrates. An anecdote which at least belongs to the same family used to bo laughed ovcr'.in early Victorian drawing rooms;-. Among thevroyalties, great and little, vio came to London for the young queen's coronation there was a certain small, lried up, gray haired, bright eyed, brisk little old reigning prince of a tiny principality, lie was faraway cousinto an Irish duke, whose estates in Ireland he visited before returning. For his entertainment a village celebration was arranged, with games and dances, and especially Irish jigs and clog dances. The gay old prince was delighted. He came himself of a race famous for its dancing. Ho still possessed a good eye, a quick ear and a light foot. That same evening in the great hall of the castle, to the whistling of his host'6 son, he endeavored to emulate some of the feats he had seen. The duke's soleun English butler was present, and his horror at such unroyal antics was reflected in his eyes. The prince perceived it and, shooting a sudden forefinger at him, demanded imperiously: "Eh! Tell me, then, what you think of my dancing!" Discreet and dignified, but flurried inwardly, tho butler's manner was perfect, but his tongue betrayed him. He answered: "Your royal spryness is certainly 'igh. There was a Ehout of laughter, and the duke, with assumed anger, cried sternly: "What! Do you dare to insinuate that the prince is elevatedthat his vivacity is due to any other good spirits than his own ?" Before such an accusation the poor butler's last remnant of comxsure vanished, and, turning wildy, with clasped hands, from his lighness to lu3 grace, he protested earnestly : "No, I never, sir, your royal grayness; no, 1 never, sir, your icel" Youth's Companion. The Chinese.

The Chinese invented printing, they invented gunpowder, they invented the mariner's compass. The farmers of China were the first to hatch egg3 by means of incubators, and the fishermen of China were the first to hatch fish spawn artificially. Artesian wells are of Chinese origin. The penal code of China is thousands of years old, and thousands of vears old is the Chinese civil service examination that western civilization has at last adopted. When George Washington's ancestors wandered in the wet, cold

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shivering chests painted blue, the Chinaman, dressea in splendid silks, lounged in a palace, on a chair of carved teakwood and marble, reading philosophy and drinking from cups of painted porcelain tea of exquisite flavor. Left Till Called For. When Wilkinson went to his office one day last week he felt calm and contented. Tie hadn't any need to worry about Iiis wife's loneliness any more, for he had bought a capital watchdog for her. But, alas, when he arrived home his wife met him with the deplorable news that the dog had gone. "Eh!" eaid Wilkinson. "Did he break the chain, thqn?" "No," she replied, "but a great, ugly looking tramp came here and acted so impudently that I let the dog loose. But instead of tearing the tramp to pieces tho nasty dog went oh with him." "Great Scott!" said Wilkinson. "That must have been the tramp I bought him from!" London Express.

(Charged For IL I Fanny Kfcmole, t..e colobrated actress of yt-ars aro, once spent the i summer at t srrili country town in Massaci usetts. Wrl ile there he en gaged a neighbor, a plain fanner to drive her around. The farnur, desiring to entertain his guest, rx patiatcd freely upon the state of the crops and to neighborhood gos sip until Miss Kemblc remarked somewhat testily, '"Sir, I engaged . you to drie for me, not to talk to , me." The fcrmor said no more. When Miss K cubic was ready to leave town she sent for the man I and asked for her bill. One of the ! itemS therein she cuild not understand and asked for an explanation. '"That?" said the farmer. "Oh, that's 'Sass, $5.' I don't often take it, but when I do I charge." Two of a Kind.

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I Woman'i Righti. "Madam, do you believe in woman's rights?" asked the man standing in the car. 'T do," she replied shortly. "Excuse me," he went on. el am but an ignorant male seeking light May I ask if you construe these rights to include the privilege of i spreading your really becoming ! skirts over three seats ?" I Thereupon she condensed herself, ' he took a scat, and conversation flagged. Philadelphia Ledger.

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j subject of two men, utterly dissimilar, who nevertheless roomed to- ; ccthcr. One of these men was cen-

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name was John. "John and Jim are certaialy a queer pair' opined somebody. "John and anybody are a queer pair," opined somebody else. " For John Exchange.

hits Great Need. , The father received a note from a young man who had been "going !with" his daughter recently which read as follows: "Dear Sir Wood J like Jessie's hand in marriage. She j and I re in luv, and I think I node ! a wife. Yures, Henrv."

The father replied by letter, saying: "Friend Henry You don't wvl a wife. You need a spelling book. Get one and study it a year. Then write me aain." Thi Right Way to Proceed In Waih ing Delicate China. A big wooden bowl filled with warm, not boiliug, soapsuds, to wluch a few drops of household ammonia have been added, should be prepared and each piece of china washed separately in this, using a square of old flannel for plain plates, etc., and a soft brush (a painter's brush is best) for elaborately ornamental article.". Rinse in another wooden bowl of clean warm water and dry with linen cloths. Bronze ornaments may be washed in the same way, but should be finally polished with a chamois leather. Some people consider a rub with a rag on which there is the least suspicion of paraffin gives bronze a nice appearance. Glass should be 'washed in warm water that hna a little ammonia in it, hut no soap, and then rinsed in quite cold water. Cut glass should be washed with a brush, or if elaborately cut and very dirty it is rather a good plan not to wash it at all, but brush a paste of whiting and water well into it, allowing it to dry on thoroughly, then removing it with a clean brush and finally polishing with an old silk haadkar ohief. .

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THE OLD EXCUSES, "There's no hurry," "I can wait a little longer for my in- ' surance" have left many a family to face a bitter fight with poverty and privation. If there is one thing that should receive the first consideration of married men, it is LIFE INSURANCE. Now is thef time to apply forfia policy. Arch C. Doane Jasper Jndic na.