Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 50, Jasper, Dubois County, 10 September 1909 — Page 8

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" AN ENGLISH BLIZZARD. It Took FUglment of Soldier to Clear the Roadi In 1836. There was a certain Hercules engine which cut a noble liguro in the English blizzard of 1S3G. To upprecinto the role played by the Hercules eomo idea must be given of the effect of the storm on other methods of travel. Fourteen mail coaches were abandoned on as many roads. Another was dug out

of drifts five times between Exeter and London. Another was buried so deep that it took 300 men, principally sappers and miners, several hours to make a passage to the coach and rescue the mails nnd passengers, while near Chatham the snow lay to a depth of thirty or forty feet, the military being turned out to the number of COO to clear the way. In London the drifts were ten feet deep, nnd hundreds of men and carts were employed hauling snow out to the fields in the suburb. The markets were in a bad way. One day only four stall holders were abio to reach a main market. Greens which a few days before the storm were being sold for threepence a bunch at market now fetched from tenpenee to a shilling, turnip, carrots and celery becoming equally dear, while penny hnndfuls of parsley realized 2s. Cd., and the happy possessor of a bunch which he had previously purchased for ninepence

realized for his prize no less a sum than 1 2s. 3d. Amid nil this confusion the pioneer railways covered themselves with glory by running trains almost without interruption. There was a deep cutting on one line where the snow had drifted badly, and great numbers of people turned out to 6cc how the Hercules engine would get along. They imagined, of course, that she would be stopped, but to their astonishment the engine dashed right into the drift, "clearing her way through apparently without the slightest difficulty, the snow at the same time flying over the top of the engine chimney like foam from the broken waves of a violent sea, and notwithstanding obstructions the train came down from Grecnhead (twenty miles) in one hour and a quarter." London Queen. Why He Bolted. At one of the London clubs one evening Mr. Montagu Williams met Lord , who had just lost his father. The young lord was naturally melancholy, and the -lawyer proposed visiting a theater opposite, which proposition was accepted. There was n slight fire in the theater, whereupon the young lord was among the first to bolt, "like a rabbit," out of the building. Returning leisurely to the club, Mr. Williams found there his young friend quietly smoking a cignr. "What on earth made vou bolt

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out of your wits (not a difficult inat-

' ter perhaps). Don't you know that on such an occasion if everybody ' got up and rushed out a panic would j ensue, with very likely fatal conscjquences? Why on earth couldn't !you sit still, as I did? There was I nothing serious the matter." Upon ! this, with the most patronizing air, jthe young gentleman rfcpjied, "Oh, iyes, that's very well for you, but

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Forced to Surrender. The young man had asked the father for his daughter and been refused. "Then you will not give me Jane ?" he hoarsely demanded, "I didn't speak in Volapuk, did I ?" sneered Jnne's father. The young man paused at the door. "I am considered a good looking fellow," he said. "Ladies turn and stare after me as I pass along the street. Your cook smiled at me tonight while I lingered nt the Eide door. I returned the smile. Now I will follow up this favorublc impression. I will make love to the cook. In a week we wili elope!" The old man turned pale. "Don't talk like that!" he gasped. "You wouldn't be cruel enough to rob us of our cook! No, no! Not another word! Jane is yours!" Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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When Ohio Failed. In the midst of C. B. Galbreath'a lecture on "Lafayetto" the other night at the Young Men's Christian association he spent quite a littlo time on the incident of the princely urn of $140,000 which he brought with him to this country and gave to congress. "When Lafayette returned to the United States about forty-two years later congress Yotcd him $200,000 in return for the $MO,000 which he gave to us in tnnt time of great need. When the Toto wis taken every ßthto In the Union voted for it with let us mention it softly the exception of Ohio." Columbia Dispatch.

" ENGLISH BEAUTY CUP. Weak Te Invites Sleep and Improvei the Complexion. I advise those who consult me upoa the tired complexion to in dulge in what is called the Engh h beauty cup. Mr. Gladstone took it each night of his life as long as ho hsd health, and it is the cup whi.h keeps many an Knglish beauty going. It is simply tea, but tea made without the nerve destroying attributes. If properly made it invites sleep. You take half a small coffee spoor of tea, and you scatter it in the bottom of a very largo cup. The German coffee cups are best for this purpose. Over this you pour as much boiling, bubbling water as the cup will hold. The saucer is placed on the top of tho cup in Chinese fashion. Now comes the big wadded tea cozy, which must be thrown over all. It is an oddly shaped cozy, made to cover cup and saucer. It stands for five minutes to steep. Now comes the scientific part of the cup. You tuke three very thin slices of lemon, and you lay them in a big hot cup. On top of the

slices of lemon you pince a big maraschino, and then on top of all you pour in the tea, putting it through a strainer. Tho result will be a fine, weak, hot, but healthful cup of tea with just the right flavor of lemon. You can have sugar if you want it, and Gladstone's rule of three big lumps will do you no harm, for sugar is a great büilder up of the muscles. By the way, if you arc fagged out, day "or night, try eating a little sugar. A lump of sugar will restore the stomach and take away that tired feeling. Sugar is recommended to women whosi checks are hollow. It has a way of building up tissue. A hig cup of tea at night is excellent, but the trouble is that most persons make it too ßtrong. The weaker the better. The same is true of coffee, which, if token weak enough and with plenty of good sugar, acts as a nightcap. Not one person in a thousand can make it right. In Paris the IVench beauty takes her foaming cup of whipped chocolate after the theater with a biscuit, or she sips her cafe au lnit, which is mostly milk. London American Register. Real Cause of Baldness. Coming in from East Liberty on a train were two men who apparently were old acquaintances and who met in a jovial mood. Both men were quite gray, but each ftnd a luxuriant head of hair. Near then sat a stout party with a shining dome that was almost destitute of hirsute covering. The two friends exchanged facetious remarks about silvered locks, then .indulged in some pleasantries about the "thinning of the thatch," with casual references to doorknobs and billiard balls, much to the amusement of the passengers, but to the evident discomfiture of the baldheaded man. The talk finally developed into an argument on the cause of baldness, and after considerable jocularity the pair turned to the pearly pated stranger, nnd one said: "My friend and I have been discussing the cause of baldness, but we can't seem to agree. Would you mind telling us what you regard as the real cause of baldness ?" , The stranger wheeled about, eyed his questioners fiercely and snorted: "Brains!" Pittsburg Gazette. ForVa and th Coin. Plaoe two forks with tlieir prong one set over the other and slip a coin between the middle prongs of the forks. Then place the coin flat on the rim of a wincglnis or

tumbler, pushing it outward until the two circumferenccfl are touching externally. In this position, as ihown in the illustration, the fork will remain in equilibrium, and the water may be poured steadily from the glass into another without di4tisL3 the coin or the two fork. Simple Remedy. A lady journalist who ;wnductcd a page devoted to feminine interests was ill, and a male member of the editorial staff did duty as her deputy. He soon distinguished himself. A corrpondent inquired how grease might best be removed from eoup. Ho read it hurriedly, noticing only that it was an inquiry for the rcmovad o grease. This was his answer: "Soak a soft cloth in gaaoftne and rub gently till the grcaso ia mdicttodi'

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