Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 48, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 August 1909 — Page 7

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MOUNTAINS OFJiQLD During Change of Life, says Airs. das. Barclay

i r villp, Vt. "I was passing . M.pChanjjeof LifoaiHlmilTered

irom nervousness audotlior annoying symptoms, and I

can truly say that Lydiai;.Iinkhani,a Vegetable Compound has proved worth mountains of gold to mo, as it restored my health and strength. I never foryct to tell mr friends wlnit:

T.vdl.lT-? I'illl-I.nm'n

Ye,; 'able Compound has dono for mo Jir.'ff tMs trying period. Completo

r. . i'!"U to neaiui means so much t..r..- t. at fr thcKftUocf other fiiifler-

UNCOMFORTABLE CHAIRS.

Some Pieces of Furniture Are an Out-

rage Against Temper.

I:;, n I am willing to make in

Ii F I finmitevllle, Vt.

r pni.uc so you may t;. i v r." ifns. C;ias. JlJ

so you mav nul.liqh

.UtCLAV,

it r medicine for woman's ilia

ned such wlde-snread und im.

indorsement. "N'n nlliorm, il.

- - - 4 . v,, know of has such a record

f t .! il indorsement

IV C

f female ills ni Im T v1ln v

irn's Vegetable Compound, lmre than 30 years it 'aas been female complaints amh as

! . lUon. ulceration, local weak-r- ! 'Told tumors, irregularities, . v iains, backache, indigestion .ill !nrous prostration, and it is w.i -y, IM for carrying women safely r. the period of chango of life. It ..Ms but little to try Lydia E. in k: ..inVs Vegetable Compound, and, aMrs Harclaysays.it is "worth mouu. taius i'f gold rt to suffering women.

Uncomfortable chairs are an outrage axaliiat tiiKt nii i

they exhu In many forms. There Is

v.jrtu wiui mo low buck that ends just where support U inot noconary. rhere Is the chair win, the high sent

uiui MiiuuKi l)0 sold only with a footrest. There la th oU:,tr .i...

Ä . . - ...... iji iiir

wirou nacK mat should be accoro-

i.auifii uy a heaunst. for it displays at tho ton. on a lind u-in. .,

... . - . ' " HIV VIW

tuiiuuiH cranium, a bunch of grniM nr ..1 ......... . Ii-. 1

w. n liwilimill 1IUII.

There are ntlmr r.imi-c ..

. mm niimii 1)0 mentioned, chains with arms that are too hlch. or so low iimi n.... ..-

W1, " ruiiy use; ciiains that are so Wido In the seat that n oimhinn

necessary to fill out tho space: chairs

hu mat are out of line and throw the mn.lv

Cooks should ho willing to oat their

uh uisnes, and clialrmakers should be compelled to sit in their own chairs or at least to "try" them before sending them out into the world.

auuie oi me mission pieces are built on dimensions that would doubtless afford comfort to a race of giants, but

uit-y scarcely meet the needs of ordinary mortals. As a ruh Mi

the chairs are too hlh and those of

nie aavenport8 and settees too wide

aim ouen loo low. The colonial fur nlture makers were masters of rnm

fort. Their chairs with few exceptions are perfectly proportioned and extremely comfortable. The old sofas

ana davenports are so constructed that pillows to brace the human back

are not necessary. The wooden back

is in its right place and meets every

requirement. RoiiroduetinnR nf nii

pieces are not always exact In their

uimensions.

a i reo coioniai copy is usually a

poor thing, having none of the grace

oi me original and little of Its com

iort. Avoid reproductions. unless they reproduce. House Beautiful. MARRIED MEDITATIONS

Merely For Show. "Well." it.i K. t

OU (füll t fI!Urf In tat .11

summer boarder, out of tbt little

bor !" uu uia uoign-

".Vope. I've nut in ,

. - .1. UlUUi IUI canned isK,d. aj u.,mi. That vegetable cartlpn I i.i.i . ..

1Bii -. " . J""' " uvvwj. .Uli II La polls Journal.

t, . ,His F,rst Gmpse. iiardlv hii iha umitii .

wie sick room to 101 i.ie 11, ..n 7

or tho new twin, than both newborns

i a louu lwwiing. "Now, now," caaUoned the father, holding up hhi Hand and rlanHr f-.. ,.- ..1 ,

to tne other, "one t n...

a time. Argonaut.

Her Base Ingratitude. When Duch L'IIOIk the vri.nl Cannd

aclreiw. died same ntio ? 1,1

man who had been her Intimate friend and who was apparently crushed with sorrow. Kindly

sympathy and consolation failed to

t,,Ufr i-or." said he. "It Is not so much her loss wliiMi frrtttViIno inn

as her base Ingratitude. Can you credit it? She left me nothing in her will, and yet I dined with hnr t

house three times a weok regularly for thirty years!"

Prusslc Acid.

Prusslc acid nolson.q even- lltrlnt

thing, plants as well as animals.

His Ideal. ' an talk of beauty, grace and i.l ou want to. This girl I'm is a thoroughly capable worn-

ui.af do you mean by a capable v !. one who Is capable of making a iv inn for both of ua." CleveU' il I. .iiier.

t- $

P .L f. -.r

Deference to a Title. 'rge, I can't understand n old and experienced clerk ii letting a swindling stranger " out of the cash drawer "

' irse I wouldn't have given It he hadn't spoken with a for'at and called himself a

mt. eh! Oh. well, that's clifCleveland Plain Dealer.

Not Confiding. 7ore KOea a ma wno p0Ssessc3 t: : wealth." '' -r. t take the nasessor Into his c u :-. Philadelphia Ledger. A K Hur CiMtcl Tlilnr. "At- , rS A.M.E.VS FOOT-KASa nnd , , "'- I would not have twrn with-'-nj-. had I known the relief It

- my acninj; reft I think It a OunK for anyone havinc wore f,'l- -Mrs. Matilda Holtn.-irt.

It I." Said iv nil rn it.

rt K cr

A 1 tu-day.

Familiar Taste. J --n.tr Uyetop You seem to enjoy If rr.-.-h veKetables.

s u. r Boarder Yes. It is an ac-flir.-i '..sie. You get them from tho sam -n., p n town that WQ dQ in. . News.

Mt S ,du" ' "1Ue- UrSe -0t P6'

Flag Code Signals. f , ". tlTre are 0nI" eighteen ! in the International code of b 1. Urh j8 ugeJ by warsi,ps an j t ' ships all over the world, ff' -' 1 J?,a(lp to represent no ' t ,n 20.OO0 distinct signals.

STOP THAT IPAirSf TAKE Gold Meu'al Haarlem Oil

CA3?STJXj1I8 "Odorleis and Taittlets."

suts NEDAL "aarlem" "oiia CAP,'

niJ."'. ,f' !lf!ne Co.. Scrantnn P,

r - . - T.iLV.tl .: I ww your cou.

1 . r I . . B,V anil ai a last resort I.. r 1 "wild uy Tour Jt,.i.J il., cA?Ll

You'll never get more than one view of tho face of the woman who has but one cheek dimple. Ever notice the constrained smile of the woman whose upper front molars are all pivot teeth. Some women's Idea of facing adversity is to pay 19 cents for the hair nets that they formerly paid two bits for. A woman considers It sarrlleclons

to visit a cemetery without crying a little, even If nobody she ever knew is buried there. What she chiefly likes about tho forgiving business is that usually you're moved to buy her something for forcivinc you.

What some women like most about settlement work is that it gives them a chance to look sad and sweet whon they talk about it. When a woman wants to depreciate another woman's attire she puts it something like this: "Your Httlo

dross is quite nice. This year's?" It isn't meant at all, but Is pure bamboozling bunk, whon she exclaims. "My, how grand and strong you are!" after you've helped her from the saddle or some other elevated perch. Have you noticed how her eyes become sucuscd with a dreamy wistfulness when she's rradlnc about thp HI.

vorco figurante who says she never wears the same J300 gown twice? Ever notice the patronizing hauteur of the woman wifh the corsage bouquet of orchids when she espies another woman with the corsage bouquet of mere carnations or Jacauiemi-

not roses? It's queer why a woman with a 10x20 buck yard, containing a tiredlooHng rose bush and a few hollyhocks, should lina: inn that ahi nnmis

garden shears, gardening gloves and a sunbonnet. W hen a woman wants to intimate that the Just-taken photograph of a sister-woman Is a flattering one. she puts Is something like this: "Cm -ye-es, it is quite pleasing but rather unduly idealized, don't you think, my dear?" The woman win declares to folks that her husband, during all of the twenty vears of thplr m.irrloi! 1H7

j "nrver has said one cross word to hr." may he set down without further investigation, ns a charter muraler of the Sapphira club. Men pii liull'l liririttoc: ('"lit lutttlnc

------ - - - - - e ' - o it-u tame bucMnc broncos, and all that f- rt of stuff, but 'hpy can't gulp four i-lnssrs of chocolate Ice cream soda and then sit down, hungry, to dinner. Votes for Women! When lu ! a woman friend bearing down In a touring car she plucks you by h sleevo and says: "Don't let t':e c'ncet.il thing fc.- that you've noticed her. She's swelled ujenough as it !s."

HUKYOJTS EMINENT DOCTORS AT ' YOUR SERVICE FREE. j Not n Penny to Pay for the Fullest

Medical Examination. If you are in doubt as to the causo of your dlseaso. mall us a postal requesting a medic! examination blank which you will nj out and return to us- Our doctors will carefully dlagnoio your caie. and If you can be cured you will b told So: If ran mn.

not be tured you will be told so. You are not bligitod to a. in any way. for thu iidrice is absolately fre. You are at liberty to take our adrico or not. as you sew flL Send to-day for a medical examination blank, fill out and return to us, and our eminent doctors will diagnose your case thoroughly, absolutely free. MuaronV 53rf nnd Toff ..

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unaae.'fitoia. Pa. Mohammed. There are nine recognized spellingj or the name of 'the prophet" from which to select. Mohammed. Mahomet. Mahomed. Muhammad. Mahraoud. Mehemet, Meheramed. Mehemed and Mehmed all refer to one and the same

ijisionc character. j

i.m " '"'"''""fc'nc Vrapforehtldrea ! ieitiEc, icf tn. the rum, reduce lniUmmtioa. i I

----- .. wiuu cone; cenu a rtottl.

Ancient Dentistry. In the lawn of ih iivi.iva tiMo

:ndo by th- Ilomon decemvirs In B C. it wa expr ssly Ttrbiddt-n to bury or burn old with dead bodies except whon Med for wiring the teeth. Earthquakes and Bridges. The damage to bridges by eathquakM is due 8!iral2r to tho banks of vlle l.nK drawn toeiher ac cording to v H Hobb. whose 'conclusions ar baswd on a study of

wiuiiqusKt-s in rMfNj sutos India and Jaimn extending back to issc.

Al-TOMC.IIII.K MEN .r wanted err where Itrttrr l-rn Ital rd- fall or ;tii:KIt I'fiLI.EiiK M.'.fuUlNG ttage Ur-.i.. Ar hlrago

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Mother's milk will supply the

baby laxative enough, if she takes a candy Cascaret. And the laxative will be natural, gentle, vegetable just what baby needs. Try one and you'll hnow j why millions of mothers use tbeas.

Vtt-pockt fco, XO etila mt dnf-tr. Poglc saw a n!Uia bete Matlilr. S3t SUTST IWFSTMEYT IN THK WOULD f":1?. 'Pl-ml lQ - k.-t r-n liuLD I'M i..Ni,. f..tobrr wit1! . T.i..e e re-r-.rf. t Prof himbel!. sent i Hl V. C II V KpiWN H.l Agent. 415 Hippodrome U.iiJ.ng. rl-t eland, uain

The Brown Rat. The brown or Xorway rat is considered by doctors and scientists the most dangerous pest on earth.

The Human Touch. "But. my dear sir. your play dos not even touch the chords of humanity " remarked a theatrical lessee, referring to a comedy that he had delgnt d to scan. 'What! Xo human touch? Great

öcoi" exclaimed the dramatist ' And the hero is always borrowing money from his friends!"

ASTHMA AND HAYFEVER CURED Why suffer with Asthma or Hay Fever? Five nights' treatment of tne Ogden Mineral Packs has cured hundreds of the most stubborn cases, without the use of drugs. The treatment is painless and harmless and is guaranteed to cure If applied according to simple directions. We refer you to the Monroe County State Bank as to our ability to live up to the guarantee. For further Information and testimonials address:

THE OGDEN MINERAL PACK CO., BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA.

A Cup of Tea. Of an average cup of tea 99 per cent is water.

Are Xttnr Clothe faded T

Ute Itrd Cross Ball Bio and male tbsa white acaln. Urge 2oz. package, 5 cent The Balkans. Balkan means mountain; hence the Balkan states are the countain states. Lame back and Lumtaco ranke a yonng man feci old. Hamlins Wizard Oil makes an old man feel younc Absolutely nothing like it for tbe relief of all pain.

In Our Boarding House.

'Vby dO the XowIVWPd tnlb en

much about going to "housekeeping?

ii uicv wum to go, wny don t tney

"It's a scheme to scare the l.inrilnrfv

Notice how they now get tho best sec

tions oi tue cnicken:" Kansas City

jouraai.

Vengeance. 'I wonder at your allowing Hix to marry your daughter. I thought you were mortal enemies." "That's lust tho rpucnii vvn. .

- ,iurt UC will have my wife for his mother-in-law." Exchange.

Some people hope to get into heaven by looking for hell.

THEY'RE POURING I IN ENTRIES FOR INDIANA STATE FAIB Every department is going to be rich, both with quality and quantity of exhibits. Positively no entries will be received after August 24. Fair Opens Monday, Sept. 6. For free Premium List send your name on postal to CHARLES DOWNING, Sec'y, Indianapolis. OSCAR HADLEY, President.

Tit for Tat.

Mrs. Peck (contemptuously) What

are jou, anynow, a man or a mouse . . T I .. .If.. .

.Mr. rech (uiueriyi A man, my dear. If I were only a mouse I'd have you up on the table yelling for dear

iwo rigni now.-ew York Life. PBOVED fiY TIME.

o rnr of Any Farther Trouble.

uavia I'rice. Uorydon. Ia.. says: "I

was In the last stage of kidney trouble lame. weak, run rintvn tn Ö mo-.

skeleton. My back

was so bad I could hardly walk and the

kidney secretions

much disordered. A

week after I becan

using Doan's Kidney

l'l lis I could walk

without a cane, and as I continued mr

health gradually re

turned. I wn co

grateiul i made a nubile Ktatpmpnr of

in v msp nnl mau ca.a. i

. -- ..v. 1 1-1. uavu passed, and I am still perfectly well." j Sold by nil dealers. 50c a box. ' Foster-Milburn Co.. Buffalo. N. y. . The First Envelope. j The first use of envelopes was In I 1817. The first enveloDo ovr mn,in i I

TOASTED

CORN FLAKES

TOASTED

In the British museum.

1,000 Gold and Silver Award For the best Ear of

rv IV Lnnu.. a 1 rr ti .

T. i. A..M t NATIONAL CORN EYPnrSK15r S? JW. ..TS

Thlt offer U ops to firry mn. nn cr thlMi In lh.1 UniRtLVL lrJTt2,AKU??r N,T th 190. tU world. yI. P. C. HokUk. WuguS fUwSrttaJSS. 3 Wia H7

mäju lutoitu lukim tr LAKE CO., Battle Creek, Ulck.

Look For

Thai

nie leelins en stopped

''S1' and e pain I u . v:xrdr:"iwf. anr id, drin,. . dar- I have since th

! ,.io!t , "lat wouId allay the 'm I ( r.! results. Buyour ' ' ' "rftr v.?'t 0. "'' IJ felt lr.'u- r,,e ypu would be dnino vn..

ton, ,n'c tms letter. I am eoins tö

i ...... in icnuing a coufiÄ! iiiSX' . CPulet and SO eenti.

im,,"...'"- drureists.

Ws lr:Zu7, MEDICINE CO..

H )ojr Tu ... .-.nun. jr.

Allen

nte ut direct.

's Foot-Ease

hakc Into Your Shoes;

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nd hot

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lit.- i- I.1"""' Aidret.

Your Dait. If you are sclwg out to fish Where berk'nlnz waters wait

In your anticipated Joy Do not forgot your bait. It inn tiers not how nice your rod Or reel of slhor plate; You cannot coax a fish to bite If you forget your bait. If you are working out a srhemo In stocks or real estate Don't think that you can coax your fish Without the proper bait. Life is a fishing game right through You'll sit and sit and wait For fame, success and wealth unit 3 You're well supplied with bait. Joe Cone In Boston Herald

New York's Battery Park. Tho Battery was the first aristocratic park of New York. There La fayetto was received with military honors, and nearly ten years later the city turned out to rentier honors to Andrew Jackson, When Washington square was opened and the society of the city moved up into that vicinity Battery park lost its prestige. The Name "Moses." In .in address hoforfi tho Amnrlon

Orlontal oeletv Professor P. Ilmint

of Johns Hopkins university stated that Moses was not a proper name but a common noun meaning "deliv

Vhe Indiana Business College Ten Schools Lafayette, Logansport, Kokomo, Anderson, Marion, Munde, New Castle, Richmond, CoeT?TvlhTCentral BcUSmCSS Colfee' PoUs, has set its enrollment the coming 3 ear at Three Thousand Students. We must have them. During the past year we havf no1n?rtent,t a" ? f th.e Union' and what we havedone in Indianapolls and the State has far exceeded our estimate. THE OPENING WEEK OF THE FALL TER.M August 30th to September 7th, 1909 We want you to be among those who will start during that week. There never was a time more favorable. The rerort from our Employment Department, which shows nearly Three Thousand Calls and only Two Thousand placed, is the reason we have set our mark at Iiiree Thousand Si u dents. We want you to help us by telling your friends, and urging those you know can to business college to start early. For all business college information regarding tales terms, description of courses, general information, etc., write Cnas. C. Cring, Genera Manager, Indiana Business College, Holliday Building, Alabama and Ohio Streets, Indianapo.is, Ind. b

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