Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 47, Jasper, Dubois County, 20 August 1909 — Page 6

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H ISN HI). DO AN 1-3, PublUher. USl'Krt. INDIANA Vii m on Mars thy rsnrd the fa i. h small potatoes that they it . i uoi. thin way. i hat the fur crop hu ben a (a ii. in the fa: West U not worrying th. w.'.inn of Vn Fast. ! ' . a of : !.-- -muggier, when he I" itnl out, l- 'n! m hard as tbs-t vt t!i. u-dinarj tun pressor. T ni.Tf unatel.N t)e .rop of peach laK.'t hat ha- i l.n In the least sjm.! .1 t.y the im.' ,,f criticism. !) , dan it .1. i are swh pretty tb i tii. . that it i .-'.atae to get a bach-aiU-jin'-jniÄ f:i 'it f the lnwu. tft n a man 'ill think very little of ti p h ri'aftei until his time comes tu d:- and then In .an think of nothing else Existence of one popular" song can be foimven for preventing n "big time' for the ph.-Klan and the undertaker Turkey knew she could not get a worse sultan than Abdul Iiu....d. and thf masses, therefore, wfUomed a change. A Nfiv York jury valued n broker's teeth at $1.'W0 ta-h With false ones costing only $20 a set some one can knock out all of mirs Now they say the meat packers aro gome Into the bu.-ine.. of manufacturing shoes It would be Just llko thorn to hog the whole thing. scientist says tears will kill disease germs. Now it is up to some other scientist to discover that disease germ-i are wearing life preiervers. Better be born lucky than rich. A man in Lexington. Ky., paid 5115 for a building lot and the next day dug up a 1 rass kettle containing $5.500 In gold King Edward recently appeared on the street in a pair of trousers creased at the sides. Edward evidently presumes upon hl almost universal popularity P ter Haines has gone Into retirement his place of retreat being an inslu on where victims of "lmpulslvo imsanii." are suitably cared for at tho pufi'i' expense. American Juries are beginning to sour on the unwritten law. With so many legislatures in the country, they cannot Imagino a law that has not been written, typewritten and prlntod. The German emperor has boen photographed In an ordinary business suit but we aro glad to say that he absolutely draws the line at rowing trunks. Most of the Vnraar graduates are described as sincere and sensible girls. It Is good news to tho sensible young men that not all of these sweet graduates aro engaged. A New York woman wants a divorce because her husband kissed a lady to whom he had been formerly engaged. Ono by one man s privileges are boing ruthlessly torn away. A Chinaman has become a Justice of the peace in Boston. Loving couples who dosiro to gain notoriety may. instead of getting married in balloons this summer, beeomo Joined in holy wedlock by Boston's Celestial Juitlce. Fr?nre has docided to spend $000,000"i during the next ten years in bui ling war ships. It is only fair to say that this action has not boen taken as the result of a contribution offered by Mr Carnegie on condition that Fran ' xorure a like amount from otl' i ourreü. A a Joke on his mother, an Oklahoma ktl advertisd in tho name of sal I mother for a husband. He stung hlmseit Now ho has n "husky" stepfather who Is equally export with his hand, his foot, a hoop pole or a green sprout of any tough variety. Practical Joker. are likely to get what Is coming to them. Lord Curxon, the Chnncoilor of Oxford I'n vcrslty. proposes the abandonment of compulsory Gnwk, tho conferring of university degrees on women, and the admission of non-conformists to theological degrees Although the .hiin.e nre all analnst tho adoption of Mm rei orntnendatlons, they Indicato tha the most conservative of British 'ust it nt ions feels tho effect of modern idraT.i. humor of college basing has fai.t' to appeal to the New York Log-isla-re That body has lately provid' it n penally of from $10 to $100 for ?: ordinary forms of basing, and ha.-- r unsifted as mayhem Hint form of the M'ort" In whlHi the Motlni is binnded with nitrate of allwr or other llkG substance. Tho penalty for tho offen 1 impriMonment for not less than thrie ycard

PARIS FASHION HINTS. 202D 2505 -559 Ladies SUiit Waist, with Seamless Yoke. This model id an excellent one for the waist of China silk, Chambray. linen. Mndias or Lawn worn with a stiff whito linen collar. 6 sizes. 32 to 42. 2922 Ladies Onc-rieee Circular Corset Covor, with or without Peplum. This simple pattern may 'bo developei to advantage In nainsook, batisto. Persian lawn, plain or cross-barred muslin, dimity. Jaconet or China sljk, trimmed with Valenciennes laco. 7 sizes, 32 to 42. 2932 Indies' Work Apron, with or without bib. Checked, plain figured plaid or dotted gingham, chambray linen. Indian-head cotton, lawn, duck or denim may bo used for this garment. 3 slaos small, medium and large. 2929 Girls' Envelope Dress. Closing with Buttons at each side and 1 aving separate Gulmpo. Plain colored linen, chambray, Indian-head cotton Or pongee makes up well in this stylo with a guimpe of plain muslin. Persian lawn or dottod Swiss. 5 sires, 4 to 12 years. 2505 Misses' One-Piece Box-Plait-ol Skirts, with Straight Lower Ed go. Especially adapted to all bordered materials, but equally effective for lawn, muslin or batiste is this dimple model. 3 sizes. 13 to 17 years. S032 Design for three collars. 12Vfc Inches long and Bows to match In eyelet and French embroidery. Two colars have buttonholed edges and the third is to be made double mid stitched around by machine. Any heavy or medium weight wash materials may bo used for the collars but Persian. Victoria or linen Inwn, nainsook, batiste, dimity, silk, satin, mescaline and even heavy fish net may lo used, the latter embroidered with heavy silk Moss and the others, with thy exception of tho silk, satin and mcssnliT?, to be embroidered with morcorlzed cotton. The bows should In evory case be of similar materinl as the collar and be embroidered to mntch. Fashion Editor. 400 Century Building, Indianapolis. Ind.: Inclosed please find 10 cents. Please send Paris Pattern No Size Name ! Address Prudence. "Do you keep a second girl?" "No My wife isn't strong enough to wait on' more than one." Kansas City Journal. Antagonistic Flowers. Horticulturists hive discovered that ross and mignonette can not live together. If th two ilowers are placed together within a vase, both wither within half an hour. Master In Scotland. In Scotland the eldest son of n vltcount or baron Is known by ha courtesy title of "master." Glass Eyes. A glass e-e can rarely b worn more than a year, for the surface grudiuliy otn soji!)ijj puy poiMiiSnoi sjutao; lids. One More Scheme. "Has your garden proved a uccews?" "You bet! I st traps In It, and we've hail fried chicken th'rty-aevc-ti times this season." Kaunas City Timos. With Apologies. "Mother, niiiv I go nine?" "Yes. jew. my little Claire. Climb In the basket, sit up struct, Hut don't go near the air." Boston OlobO. So Becoming. She Do ou think th- haU aro b coming this aenson? He- Yes; becoming Wor e. New York Telegram. Most nion are ba.l. whatever Rend thing tho doost, nscilbe to (iod Diogonos. Justice consists In doing no Injury to men; decency, in giving thorn no offense. Cicero.

"H008IERISMS" Litle Items of Interest All Over the Length and Breadth of Indiana.

Would Tax Slot Machines. At tho IndinrMiolis eltv coimell fill ordinance- was read which proposes n tnv r f an .....1. . . . . . ui ,-;u vui-ii pur jwr uu sioi iuuchines. Marshall Off on Vacation. Governor .Marshall left for Potoskoy. Michigan, on a months vacation Inst week. Mrs. Marshall accompanied him. Pitcher Cut Donlln's Throat. Jatuus Donlin foil at Richmond while carrying a pitcher, and received a cut in me necK, irom which he died. A SLccessful Hog Raiser. Bracken Wagoner, a Hush county farmer, lias sold more than $i,0ou worth of hogs this year of his own raising. Shank Wins Mayoralty Race. Lew Shank was nominated for mavor by the Indianapolis Bepubllcana after a hot race last week. Charles Gauss is tho Democratic nominee. Handicap to Matrimony. Joseph Pickerell, without arms, signed with pen In teeth, an application to marry Nora Hare at Terre Haute. The Deadly Headache Powder. Acotnnelido in hoaduche powders was the cause of the doath of Mrs. Charles K. Kiley, whose dead body was found in bod at her home in Middletown. Shot Craps in Cemetery. Police Chief David Heed and patrolmau Briscoe Harrison arrested nine men In Clinton cemetory on charges' of shooting dice. All pleaded guilt and were lined. Earhart Confesses to Murder. The mystery of the murder of Mrs Vinnle Scott at Teno Haute was cUnred up when Georse Earhart, the man who was found ly.rg near thbody in an unconscious condition, confessed to the crime Goi.ig Some. Charit. Klniaele. a business man of Michigan City has just b.-cuine the father of h;s eighteenth child. Ills first wire was the mother of eleven children and the present Mrs. Kintzele has born sewn. Fate of a Peacemaker. Clellan Nlkirk lies at tht- Bloomington ctty Hospital in a critical condition cauae.i by two gunshot woutid3. la trying to quiet Lewis Sipes, the latter nreu at Nikirk, wounding him in the jaw and lungs. Sipes is now In. Jail. Grapevines Bear Peaches. Mrs. Anna Anderson of Greensburg. is exhibiting peaches on n grnpo vine, accomplished by nature in n whimsical mood, and which is astonishing persons of this locality. A largo grape vine grows in Mrs. Anderson's vard and near it u poach tree. In some manner a section of the vine la a cluster of tiny peaches. No Gambling at County Fairs. Governor Marshall will attempt to prevent gambling and other law violations at county fairs In the Mate and has addressed letters to ever sheriff in Indiana requesting these ofllclala to keep a sharp lookout for violations of the law during the fair season. "There is no reason,' the Governor wrote, "why the law should be enforced for fifty-ono we.ks In the year and fiet aside for one week In order that gambling devices may be sot up on a fair ground." Fatal Row on Inteurban Car. Dr. Nelson 13. Boss, a physician of Aiuncie. it is charged, bot and killed Daniel Llihier, conductor of an interurban car. nror the city. Boss had failed to purchase a ticket, and midst a rule of the Muneie and Portland Traction Company ten cents excess faro was demanded. Ross refused to pay und was put off the car. Boss, It is nllegul, opened lire at once. Ono bullet pierced Linder's heart. Ross returned to M uncle and was placed under artest. He says ho shot in selfdefense. " Social Clubs" In Southern Indiana. "Social clubs." for the sale of beer and other intoxicants In "dry" local option territory, nre boing formed In Clay, Greene. Sullivan, Parke. Vermillion and other counties that lately voted out saloons. These socio! clul" are incorporated under the laws or tho state governing stich orxanizatlons. Clubhouses aro established, each with an enormous refrigerator and individual lockers. A club member may drink to his capacity and may invite his friends to imbibe as long as he doesn't sell to them. Boor Is shipped from Terre Haute and other "wet" cities lo some person designated to .ict as a receiving agent for the club. It Is said that the nntl-saloon people will ask tho next Legislature to onnct a law that will put tho "boor Clubs" out of businero. This Hen a Consistent Performer. Wilson Carter, of Jonesboro. has a hen which Is making u record. The industrious biddy was hatched In tho spring of last year, began producing eggs last November anil has continued since then without missing n day, having laid 270 eggs during the time, and showing no signs of discontinuing. Carried Realism Too Far. While rendering the play "A Wastod Life" In the County Hall nt Mitchell the lending mnn In tho Shnler Mack Company was accidentally stabbed between the shoulders.

J Epidemic of Pink Eye. Tlltflt! Itt fi i ittitrltkmln if r In

Iwrenco county, sorlously affecting i . " uio stoca. i I Victim of Hair Tonic. James M. Hay Is in a pitiable condl tlon nt tho homo of his brother noar , Windfall, as the result of a paralytic stroke he suffered about two yours ago. Prior to his alllietlon he had used six large bottles of hair tonic, and this was the cause of his allmont. What One Woman Did. Mrs. Elizabeth Lux, who lives in Shelby township, holds a record which is not equaled, probably, by any ono in Indiana. About fifteen years ago her, luisband, John Lux. died. He owned a farm of almost three hundred acres, but which had a mortgage of $7.000 on it. He also left ten children to be enrod for. But this did not discourage Mrs. Lux. She took chargo of the management of the firm until the mortgage was canceled. This was beforevanv of the children had reached the ago of twenty-one years. When the first one attained his majority she presented him with 51.000. She continued to do this until the last ono, Edward, became of age this week. He received 1,000. Two years ago lust Christmas she presented each of her children with $000. She recently sold hor largo farm to her son. George, for $10,075. George paying cash for It. Live Stock at State Fair. The State Fair nt Indianapolis tho week of Sept. Oth. will be mnrked by gathering of some of the most eminent livestock authorities of tho United States. There aro alwavs many of hese men nt the Indiana fair who ; -ouie as exhibitors, buyers and spectaors, and this year some of the more noted will be tho judges who have een engaged to tie the ribbons on the prize winners. Thore will be twenty f these Judges at the fair and the awards .they will make will amount to almost $75.000. The State Fair management has selected its Judges with unusual enre au. I has looked over the country well to obtain the best available talent. Prof. C. F. Curtis, dean of the Iowa School of Agriculture, at Ames, perhaps the highest authority on draft horses In America, will tie the awards on these animals. W. W. Baker, of Indianapolis, for many years well known to the breeders of tho Middle West, will make the awards on conch horses. James H Bright, of St. Louis, also widely known among breeders ami exhibitors, is to he the judge of harness horses, turnouts and ponies, and he will be in the arena of the coliseum each morning, afternoon and evening. One of the most noted horsenjon of the world will make awards at the fair. He is Gen. John B. Castlomnn. of Louisville, who will distribute the ribbons to saddle horses. He Is president of the American Saddle Horse Breeders Association, and In the last fifteen years hardly an Idea has been adopted by the breeders of those animals in this country which has not been suggested by this eminent Kentucklan. The mule division or tho fair has grown in quality and magnitude In recent years and U promising for the coming fair. The judge of mules will be John E. Vo3tal, of Plalnfleld. Ind. The cattle division of the fair measure with that of horses In the number and quality of the animals and the amount of prize money to be awarded, and the judges on cattle are also highly qualified for their work. T. E. Robson, of London. Ontario, will be the judge on shorthorns and polled Durhnms; Thomas Clark, of Beecher. 111., on Herofords and red polled; John John Imboilen. Decatur, III., on Aberdeen-Angus and Galloways; H. S. Berry. Lexington. K.. on dairy cattle. A Judge who has been on duty at many Indiana State fairs is Uriah Prlvett, of Greensburg, this state, and ho will again make the awards on all the fine wool sheep. U. C. Brouse, of Kendnllvllle. Ind.. will make tho awards to the Rambouillet, ami R. J. Stone, of Stonlngton. III., a well known breeder, will tie the ribbons on the Shopshlres, oxfords. Hampshires and the long wool nheep. The coming fair will have, perhaps 000 head of line hogs on exhibition, everyone a seeker nftor a prize ribbon. The Judges In the swine division nre: Lloyd Mugg. Kokomo, Ind.. Berkshlres and Poland Chitins; .7. B. Jones. Franklin. Ind.. Chester Whites and Duroc Jerseys; J. F. Work, Scottsburg, Ind.. Hampshires; Thomas Vim nedge, Hope, Ind., mule foot. One of (he largest poultry shows held in tho United States is that given nt the Indiana fair, always containing about 4,000 fowls and always oyerMowing the big poultry bulKrrng. One of the groat tasks of the fair is to make the awards In this division. The Judges on poultry will be: O. L. McCord. Danvlllo. III., W. W. Zlke. Morrlstown. Ind.; Jnmos B. Brewster. Corydon, Intl., nnd George Muck, Edlnburg. Ind., nil of them poultry raisers of long experience and at different timos exhibitors at tho Indiana fair. Lfd Is Clamped on Gary. The lid was put on all forms of vice In Gary last weok and hereafter tho "magic city of steel" will be a Sundav school town, according to Chief of Police Jose Martin The action of Thos. ICnotts, known as the "mayor." but only president of the town board. In closing the saloons. Immoral reports and gambling houses, wns brought about when the "mayor" nnd the chief of police received letters from Governor Marshall, saying that if they did not put forth an effort to stamp out vice m Gary that ho would sec that the laws were enforced,

An Artistic Separation. "Poor Gladys is almost heartbroken over tho breaking of her engagement." "Then why did sh dimulas her fiancee ?" "Becuusu Gladys is so harmonious ami nrtUtle. and as blue Is hsr color she found that his rod hair would not go with the most becoming gown she hud." Halt inline Americun. Early Memories. Adiun musod. "Our cast was peculiar," ho snld: "wo doubl d up before we ato tho apples. "Neu' York Sun.

Justice. "My wife nnd I always settle our little disputes by arbitration." "And who Is the arbitrator?" "My wife, of course." Town Topics. CHILD HAD SUCTY BOILS Anil Suirei-4-il Aiiimully with n Heil .Snlil-l,IUi lltiiiuir on Iter I lend Trouble t'uretl li' C'utleiiru. "When my little Vivian was about six mouths old her head broke out in bulls. She had about sixty In all and I uod Cu ileum Soap and Cutleuru Ointment which cured her entirely. Some time Inter a humor broke out behind her ours und spread up on to her head until it was nearly half coyored. The humor looked like n seuld, very red with n sticky, clear fluid coming from it. This occurred every spring. I always used Cutleuru Soap nnd Ointment which never failed to heal It up. The lust time it broke out It became so had that 1 was discouraged. But I continued the use of Cutl euru Soap, Ointment and Resolvent un til she was well and has never been troubled In the Inst two years. Mrs. M. A. Schwerin. (571 Spring Wells Ave., Detroit, Mich.. Feb. 21. lOUS." Potter Drug & ('hem. Corp.. Solo Props, of Cutleuru Remedies. Boston. Don't Know Goldenrod. One is familiar with the rose of Eng land, the shamrock of Ireland, the thistle of Scotlnnd and the leok of Wales. The Illy of France is equally famous, while Prussia Is as intimately associated with tho linden as Is the violet with Naples. Hut what Is goldenrod, which is described In a cabled message from Washington as that American national (lower? Reference to a botanical dictionary discovers that goldenrod is another name for "Solidago virgauren" and also "Leuntlce chrysoRonum." but that does not throw any light on the matter. How ever, as It was embroidered on Mrs Tnft's white chiffon ball dress, one may be sure that goldenrod is decora tlve. But one would like to know more about it and how long It has i boen tho national emblem of the npublic London Chronicle. What the Professor Wanted. The professor steps into the bar ber chair and assumes an attitude of premeditation. "Hair cut, sir?" "Please!" The barber cuts hhs hair "Like a shampoo?" "Urn ploaso!" Ho gets the sham poo. "Shave you, sir?" "Urn yes!" One shave. "Massage?" He nods assent nnd consequently Is massaged. The bar bor removes the towel; tho professor arises and mechanically takes the proffered check. "What's this?" "Your check, sir." "My check?" "Certainly, sir iinlr cut, shampoo, shave and massage. The professor rubs his hand over face and head. "Did I get all that?" "Surely, sir." "It's queer very queor most ex traordinary queer! A most wonder ful example of philosophical phonom ena!" "What's queer?" asks the barber in dismay. "Why. the working of the human mind. What I came in for was to got my razor honed. Puck. ON FOOD. The HIkIiI l'oiiniliillon of Fooil. Proper food s the foundation of health. People can oat Improper food for a time until there is a sudden collapse of the digestive organs, then all kinds of trouble follows. The proper way out o." the difficulty Is to shift to tho pure, scientific food, Grape Nuts, for It rebuilds from the foundation up. A New Hampshlro woman says: "Last summer I was' suddenly taken with Indigestion and severe stomach trouble and could not cat food without great pain, my stomach was so sore I could hardly move about. This kept up until I was so miserable life was not worth living. "Then a friend finally, after much argument, induced me to 'quit my former diet and try Grape-Nuts. "Although I had but little faith I commenced to use it and groat was my surprise to find that I could cat It without the usual pain and distress In my stomach. "So I kept on using Grape-Nuts and soon a marked Improvement was shown, for my stomach was performing Its regular work in a normal way without pain or distress. "Very soon the yellow coating disappeared from my tongue, tho dull, heavy feeling In my head disappeared and my mind folt light and clear; tho languid, tired feeling loft, and altogether I felt as If I had boen rebuilt. Strength and weight came back rapidly and I went hack to my work with renewed ambition. 'To-day 1 am a now woman in mind as well as body and I owe It all to this natural food, Grape-Nuts." "There's a Reason." Look In pkgs. for the famous littlo book, "The Itoad to Wellville." Uvcr read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They arc genuine, true, nnd full of human interest.

A Maddening Lay. On tho frozen Artie Ocean somewhw north o' Bering Sen r Thoro's an Eskimo u-slttln'. an' I ui.s, that It was me, 1 W1,ht For the wind Is In the IceberK ... tho polar bears nt play Make n pt-acelul summer picture Qn the shores o' Ballln lUy n Oh, i he folks o' Balllu Bav On cold storage every d iv' In the shadow of the glaciers lull ,,i sip whale oll glace. M Their pantaloons aro le?thor an' iM, coats aro made of Jkln r Which movents tho chilly weather that's outsldo from eomhr in For, altlio skins are free in thli Inyo happy, chilly clime. Protection's necessary In the Kood old summer time. u Oh, tho folks o' Peary Urn, They have lived, you unter. stand, Through tho snows of many summers and havo never oven fanned. binp mo somewhere nonli of

land where tho Ice trust'a pwJ Is dead, And where hard drink never hirms unless It hits you on th- h. ad Where Aurora Boronlls hnngs her ribbons on the moon; Whoro the sunset's In September and tho cold, gray dawn's in June Oh. tho folks o' Melville Sound Never go away from town To summer In tho mountains till the mercury conies down. Richmond Times-Democrat. Its Facial Aspect. "Yes," says the man with the mud on his knees of bin trousers, "there is a human stile to tvirdonlng. For instance, the potato has eves, and the corn has ears." "But." asks tho man with the ftoved cuffs, "what vegetablo has a nose"'"I do not wish to go on record In the matter." replies the first man. "but tho onion smells moro than any other plant." Chicago Post. Her Mistake. "Formerly, when I had played cards or done wrong. I used to tell my wife But I had to quit it." "Why?" "Sho kept raising the price of forgiveness." Kansas City Journal. Tommy's Choice. Fond Mother Tommy, darlinc. this is your birthday. What would you like to do? Tommy. Darling (after a moment's reflection) I think I uhiMild onjoy seoing tho baby spanked! Paris Figaro. Their Troubles. . "You've got no grounds to envy me," said the millionaire to the beegar. "I've got just as many troubles as you have." "No doubt yer right, boss," said tha beggar humbly, "but the difficulty with me is I ain't got not hin' else." But he Did. Her Mother I saw him kiss you! I am terribly shocked. I did not for a moment imagino he would dare taka such a liberty. Herself Nor did I. ma. In fact. 1 bet him a pair of gloves he daren't! Didn't Pass It. A missionary In Trinidad onco asked a negro sitting In Idleness bf the roadside how he managed to pas the time. "I sit In .do sun. tnasa, and let de time pass me." was tho quaint and philosophical reply. Sin, 11 Onion .ootblng Syrup (or ehfldrta Uetl.inj;, icflcn the cum, reduce inlUtntiwiio llko min. cure wind colic 25 ccnU UHU. Ancient Libraries. Babylon's primitive inhabitants sre said to have had libraries seuateen centuries B. C. The Five Butons. Chinamen wear five buttons only on Diolr ennfs In order thnt the may keep In sight something to remind them of tho live principal moral virInno u'hlnh Prm f npl us roeoiiimelided. There are humanity. Justice, order, prudence and rectituue. LIVER, BLADDE8 KIDNEY AND STOMACH TROUBLES TAKE Gold Medal Haarlem Oil IN CAPSULES. "Odorleti and Taiteleit," GOLD MEDAL HAARLEM OIL I J-Jj ONLY cnuine Haarlem Oil. Made from tM Briuinal Tilly Formula, firit diicovered A. 1696. Holland Mrdiclne Co., Scranton, Pa. near iura: i sei lor a irec v. -r Haarlem Oil Capiulea as advertued "Kecord." I have taken your oil, and hi one-half bottle now on hand. It is c"ta' . r. l - . . .1.1 I ha imc mcuitinc lur maimer uimw.v - i recommended it to a pood many people. aw ii i'ruvcu tu lie mn .t.'1. out it in the house. Yours faithfully. . Reading, I 'a., March 23, 1907. Capsules and bottles are sold at all Jrc stores. Cantules. 25 and 50 cents: bottles, " and 35 cents. HOLLAND MEDICINE: CO.. Sole Importers Scranton, -. If your DrucRlst cannot supply t write us direct.