Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 46, Jasper, Dubois County, 13 August 1909 — Page 7

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just to Make Thlnns Lively. i .annini(Mit of a Vienna

nte thla about a recently Miirimunt storo In London: sriMt Usplvautiro of thu Hugl. thn storo owes Its exist- ', , 'merleun money, nlid It will t i 1 on American linos. Lon , Mil quota of tho IiusIiiüh , ,,t to make tilings llvoly.' Hu re It stands, this Amerl- , n symbol of American , t elf eonlldeiice. Fancy " ii tli ii iwlviir.

(tu' ciimuiiiuii uur business. largo as It not iajuru tho old honI .ircfully conducted con-,,t-neighborhood. On tho our business will ho of !nwilne to them, for It will

, world to our district.' wnui nierlrans do next?" Weighing Touch. Ml Instrument has recent w i. ted for the purpose of !h.. -n-f of touch. Tho -...ti 'f a sorb of little .n wo. dm handle, the last n to h l' around a block, i. t li-k is taken out and , cuitad with the skin of tbc latter bavins closed :f notMi'K Is felt a heavier ,j. loved, and so on till the ( oiju - noticeable. , r a dixlv weithin I5-100 of ,,bs rable on the temple. ,ns : ton on the nose or .... weithin 0.100 on the Innrer. I'athilnder.

Amusement of a Lunatic,

Tho man In tho moon snlckorod. "Tho English probably think mo a German spy," ho cried. Herewith h took anothor poop. Now Vork Sun.

High Ideals. "Good hoavens! Tho boy has no hotter ambition than tu ho a balloonlt." "Well, dear, could ho have an am hltlon more uplifting. Dnltlmore American.

The Kudzu Dean. The qulckoet-srowlnt; plant In tho world Ik said to bo the kudzu. a hiocles of bean, it Is said to havo been knowtlJto grow sixty foot In three months.

A SUHE SIGN.

,( .rd of many n brownt.'cks like a junk shop.

Products

Vienna Sausage Is ' nnctly difiercnt from any (i ff sa iage you ever tasted. J t frV one can and it ii sure to e a meal time necessity, to be w r J at frequent intervals. Lib by 's VIonna SouBngO ,t suits for breakfast, is r t ' r luncheon and satisfies at er et supper. Like all of I s F.jod Products it is care- ' ked and prepared, ready I-- c. in Ubby's Groat Whito Kitchon- the c rjt most scientific kitchen in few 0 fot-f popular, rendy to-serve t Tjre Foods are: Cookod Corned Eocf Poor loss Drzod Coot Voal Loaf Evaporsttod Milk Baked Eoans Chow Chow MSxod Picklos r fe for free booVlet, "How to "-aite Good Thinrs to Eat".

1" on Li bby's at

your

Ubby, McNeill & Ubby Chicago

"When It Aui-nri Art at Oner. Trouble with tho kidney secretions 13 a certain hIrii that your kldnoya are dnranged that you should use

Dunn's Kidney Pills. They euro all Irregularities and annoyances, remove backmho and side pains nnd restore tho kidneys to health. Mrs. John II. Whlttaker, 303 Jefferaon St., Madison. Ind., says: "Kidney trouble caused me to suffer headaches, bnckachos

and extreme weakness. I had days of

depression and lammor and at times my ankles swelled 1 was nervous and worn out. Doctors and klduey remedies failed to help uutil 1 used Donn's Kidney Pills. I am In better health now than I havo been for years, thanks to them." Remember the name Doan's. Sold

by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Fos-ter-MUburn Co.. IluiTalo. X. V.

'THE HUT" OF A MILLIONAIRE.

An Adlrondacks Lodge That is Sup

plied With Every Luxury.

terribly from

SICK

The rich opening chords of a hymn

to tho Day-nod of Japan rolled in on

nie in that bittersweet time when one

is about to wake. My struggling

senses arcued that 1 must be In fairy

land, although calmor reason told me

better. Hays Grace Gallatin Seton In

The Dollneator. I had to arouse my

self, dress, and make a turn or the house before I became fully convinced

that I was In a camping cabin In tho

Adirondack instead of in a home on

Riverside Drive.

The music was coming from a Wei

temianon organ In a large room in

which Navajo blankets covered the

couches, and ou whose grained-wood

walls hnnc rnre J main rf' prints, in

the room w re precious bits of porce

lain, helmet pitchers, satsutna. clois

onne or l'.nglisn luster; luiMim uid

walls, bookcases containing rare volumes: on the center-t.tble. a lamp of

heuten bronze. A h ue with a billiard

table, four club rooms and a bowing Japanese servant would scarcely let mo believe that I was ten miles from n railroad and on ten of a mountain

In the Adirondack at that. At tno window I could look out across a series

of live lakes, In whith I knew there

were trout and baas, to tho foot or ti.o

pools where I could see a waterwnee.. Kven then 1 knew It was generating

lectricltv for my own fairyland

wiitnh im! surh n substantial name as

The Hut." Turning away lram mo

window I dressed, and in twenty nun

utes a motor was whirling mo over a imrrt rfvn.i throuch t he dewy frosliness

of the morning to breakfast at a iasn

iotinMo inn thlrtv mllen away.

Over tho mantelpiece oi 1 no nut

was a carveu nu;ii. (- linrn in tho beautiful foolishness of

f htni?t "

It would not take mucn persuasion

to get one to linger at "The Hut,' or, tnr rhnt jnnttPT. at any of the bettor

camps In tho Catskllls or Adlrondacks.

if ho iv . were not wunoui wiu

door, nnd were not me ru.tr uv the elevated and the hum of tho street

eone. one could well Imagine tnat ono

...o,-. Hvintr in an utmrtment over

looking Central I'ark.

WHAT WILD ANIMALS COST.

Can't Sell a Rhlnocerous Any Ho,ur In the Day. The pticea of wild anlmala naturally llticttiato with the demand. An oxcshIvo supply of rhlnocert would soon reduce the market value. Flvo for unlo at any tlmo in the world would glut tho market, for ono enn not sell n rhinoceros every day. The maintenance of wild animals Is costly and they soon eat their value In food; so that every day they are on the hunter's or the dealer's hands he Is losing money. After the animals are captured they

have to be transported to the const. This adds grontly to the cost. Delivered at Nairobi or Ft. Kloreaco. which are Inland and practically on the AfHcnn hunting Held, a baby rhinoceros of the prehensile lipped species will

unng irom .1:7 to tioit sterna, a glraffo from 60 to IM 00 sterling, and a baby hippopotamus from i:5 10

COO sterling; eland and most of tho

largo antelope from 25 to CIO ster

ling: baboono from live to twent Khillings; monkevs about the same; croc-

odlles from llvo to twenty -five shil

lings; elephants from 75 to C17f sterling; Hons and leopards, with tho

exception of the black species of hü latter, from 20 to 35, according

to slzo and condition. The gor'lla

and the square-muzzled (or so-called

whito) rhlnocerous can be sohl at a'iptlon by telegraph. Their value mluht

run from 1.000 to 0.000. according to tho bidding. The square-muzzled ihlnoceroa Is fast becoming exterminated, owing to tho fact that It is a

veld animal and feeds in the open,

where it is easily seen and shot.

Tho above prices are doubled by tho

tlmo tho animals roach the coast.

Then there Is the cost of transport

from Africa to Antwerp. Hamburg or

Loudon, with 'he cost of food and caro

added as well as the additional ex

pense of keening the animals until a

buyer appear on the scene.

Prices in New 101k. of course, are

naturally higher. William T Hnrna-

day. head of the Bronx Zoological

Park, gives the following quotation

Ordinary black rhinoceros, $4.on; hi

popotamus, one year old. $2. ; e. pliant, two or throe years. $2.""i;

raffe, two to three years. 5.I.000; II

cub, $.",00; leopard. $100; zebra, $"

to $S'ti; antelope, from floo to 5.'

according to species; camel.

a python, $10 per foot of lengih Tl.

longer the animals are In America, tti better acclimatized they become h higher go their valuations from two

to three times the above ilgures Hampton's Magazine.

A Poor Judge. "I admit," said CrltUck. "that ho's ncquiring some notorloty. but not fame as you call IL" "nut," said Duniloy, "I don't see the difference betwoou notoriety and fame." "You don't? Then you wouldn't be nblo to distinguish between tho odor of a roso and Llmbergor chooso."

Ili-.l Crimia Unit Hhould tx In every homo. Ak jour gr er for It. Iinre 'lot. paekace 5 ecnU.

A Classy Task. "Xajwleon was no doubt strategist." "Welir

a groat

"Rut I managod to hold out a 11 on my wlfo last week." Ka

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City Journal

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Alu. W Inflow boo tiling j-rup for children ttctMr.tr, lolten the rutin, irducc inflammation, kllkjt lain, cures wind colic 'J ccntt a tottla.

a Another Knock. Mrs. Stubb It's queer. John, that you don't hear of many women going trout fishing. Mr. Stubbs Not at all. Marin. You know In trout fishing you can't speak a word for hcurs at a time. Chicago Xows.

Double Quick Composing. UOKYOII'S EMINENT DOCTORS AT Sir Arthur Sullivan wroto the ovor- j YOUR SERVICE FREE. ture to "The Yeomen of tho Otiard" In twelve hours and that to "Iolantho" Not a Penny to Pay for the Pullest In less boace of time from 0 p. m. to Alcdlcal lixamlnatlon. 7 a. m. Hut even this capacity for spood In composition Is eclipsed by u yiiu sr9 jn jonut as to tho cause M. Hompard. who lor a waiter com !of dUene. mall us a postal re?ir TrrX , 'tl' nil X r " lUreturn U composer oi whom most quick tlmo : whc ou w" fl, out an4 r,etur" t0 anecdotes are told. His beautiful "a Our doctors will earofully tMagsong "Asthoro" was both written and nose your case, and If you can bo composed in forty minute In Illnnch-, cured you will be told so; if you cannrd's restaurant. The melody of "In' not t,0 cured you will be told so. You Old Madrid" was the result of a sud- nr0 not obllgttel to us In any way. for den Inspiration It came to the coin- h, d , , absolutely free. You are posor whl o on his way home from the " ... . . , . .,,.. , acquarlum. Lest it should escape " liberty to take our advice or not. aa him ho rushed Into a small public you aee lit. Sond to-day for a medlhouse In Rochester row. seized a bls- cal examination blank, nil out and rocult bag aud on It Jotted down the turn to us. and our eminent doctors air. Hut Mr. Trotore holds the cham- win dlignoso your case thoroughly,

pionsmp. it is sniu uuu ne nciuaiiy aDfoiutrly free.

composed "The Brow of the Hill, wrote a letter and ran 400 yards to post it In eight minutes. Dundey Advertiser.

Mutiyon's, "3d and Jefferson streets, J'hllanelphia. Pa.

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iCARTERS

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Earth Telephony.

The introduction of magazine rifles

it tho urniv Is said to havo ondod

the custom or using the rllle as a telephone by placing the muzalo to tho

ground and listening at uiu uiuuuu for the nio enteilt of distant cavalry. A new apparatus on the same principle Is the acoustele of M. Martel, a nv-nrh inventor. This is a trumpet

TSvnr shaped tube n yard or more high. In-

closing a central cone, nun u 10 1 "-

ed to be so sensltlvo Hint me iick oi

a watch can hi? heani several iiunuruu vard away. In liatonlng for sounds through the enrth it Is best placod In a special hole.

Positively cured by

llii-so Jiittlo rills.

TVy ol i relievo Dl3-

trr- 3 f" 'a Dpcp;u. jn

ü: y ' t. u ad Tx Hoarty

r' :r A perfect rem

in ' j-1 .r Plzilncss Nausea,

Drowlness. Ii-d. Taste 'a tio MoutX Co.itc?d Tnnio. Pala la tno snie.

r '- liowla. Itire'. Verüble.

SMALL PILU SMALL CDSE, SMALL PRICE.

Genuine Mjst Bear Fac-Similo Sigraturo

I REFUS E SUBSTITUTES.

All trx ten am sn k ava ski bbb tsm 4

IUU.M ANllafcr III

NOTHING LIKE IT FOR

THE TFFTH ,&,,me excel any dentifrice fc I bU I n ,n cleanuno. wl.itcnina end

' "sr from the terth. beidc$ dcitto)ing

Jy and dticate which ordinary

a mi cannot do.

TUC Mftl IT I Pwline uied a mouth-

" u IT1UU I n wh diiinfecti the mouth

,r J ' r unfiei the breath, and kill the serm . " 1 n the mouth, earning tore throat.

1 vi weath, gnppe, and much lckneu.

TUC CVPP when inflamed, tired, ache

L I C.W und l,n,n rr.v 1, initsnllv

i itiengthened by Paxtme.

UQTaDDU "tine will detroy the germi y I Hlirin that cine catardi. heal the in-

' 1 and itop the diKharge. It i a uie

' I .e i a harmlcu vrl nnwrrfnl t

M 4f i i.nfenant and deodotuer. fT

t3 m )klhm.i J... ..I I Ua.

"iei Iii IJ .11.. I

uwi aniucpucaiiy ciean. fOUSAtt ATORUQ 8TORC9.BOC. OR POSTPAID BY MAIU.

LAKGE SAMPLF. FRF.F.1 laJTJ

" TOILET CO., DOBTON, MA88,

Cools His Temper, ifn.inp the laws of China tho man

who loses his temper la a discussion Is sent to jail for live dnys to cool down.

Often So. "He pars that most of the tlmo his

head Is In the clouda."

"He's got It wrong, rue iron me is

that the clouils aro in ins uuuu.

Kansas City Times.

Every package' of Post Toasties

Contains a little book

"Tid-Bits made with Toasties." A couple of dozen recipes Of fascinating dishes; A help in entertaining Home folks or companVi Pkgs. 10c and 15c At grocers.

What Constitutes Baseball?

The essential apparatus of bast-ball

Is sintnle and Inexpensive. All that i.,

required is a Held, a stick. th- ta. itself nnd police protection for th tin

nlre. One advantage of the cum.- :h

i

nlave.l nrofessionally Is that those ci

tins In the graud stand can play tin

game a great deal better than tlieighteen m'ii on the diamond, h ii alio true that any one of the bpecv tors, even though perched on a tel-

phone pole across the stieet or loo.

lug through a knothole in nie iem beyond right field, can Jud;e of tl pitcher's skill or the runner's lie. nevs much more Intelligently than th nrbltor who stands behind the battel. The great merit of the game Is tlu

the people can participate in it. it in not like bridge whist. Its science is not synonjmous with silence. Th. thing to do Is to take off vour coat and root as ig and as loudly as you can. even If you don't know what I

happening. Philadelphia Ledger. Taking It Out In Trade. The proprietor of a certain Turkish bath establishment, seeing a strong lruiklntr voiintr man workins nl a

butcher's shop, and being impressed by his magnificent muscles, told him to resign and take a rubber's position with him. "I'll give you more than you aro getting now." he said. The young butcher, resigning In good faith, turned up tho next morn, ins at the bath house. "Well," said the proprietor to him, "I'll put you on at once. What did you get at tho butcher's?" "Six dollars nnd my week's meat." returned tho young man. "What did that amount to?" "About $3."

"Well." Mill tho proprietor. I Olf ereil you more to come here, didn't 1? I'll give voti $f In money and $1 worth of baths weekly. That Is a dollar more than you got at your old place."

Dangers of Railway Travel in China. Railway traveling in China apparent has dangers of Its own. Of late complaints have been rife as to the fa. lure of the authorities to afr!.l pi oper protection to pcsFengeiv on the ShntKhal-Nankin line. It appear that when some Irresponsible Chinaman meets with an accident thriKh treaimsslne on the line or not x rcl-

tag proper caution at a level ciiuxlir; it is customary for his fellow village to stop the next train, bombard It with stones and extort compensation

from the unlucky travelers, wno a fni-tunnte If they reach their Jnurne

,in,i with their heads unbroken SuCi

nttempts n repression as have bcn mn,i hnve nroved entirely inadernnte

and these outrages aro snld to 1' f frunneiit occunetici Near ChinWa";

recently a mob hurled through th ,vtnmu- nf n train heav lasted pl-c

of granite, anv one of which mi ti t linve rnusel ' "u '-''try to pass, u-

gors. London Telegraph.

Empty Splendor.

t!t!iew Astor Wllk. the non-ln

tu- nf Mrs. Hetty Oreen. has en

doarcd himself to the great woman fl

nncler by his simple msies. Atnr Wilkes." said a hotel

lipeper of New Vork. "sneers at oaten niinn I remember when we opetie

r now rococo dining room. It was,

i .imit naher empty the ilrat week

or ao. Mr. WUUs during the empty senson dropped In ono night for bupor after tho play. "I approached hlni. eager for a compliment on our bright new splendor. Ho nodded curtly and said: 'Truly mngnlficont. Thirty tables for every customer.' " The beginning of excellence Is to bo free from error. Quluttlllan.

Land Irrigated Land. I'crpetunl wntcr rights, line water, productive mjII. crop failures unknown ; 50 busliuls vht per ncre; Mi to tn" falfa. Hoalthful climate, free timber. Terms easy. Write now. Llnwood Land Co., ItocV Springs. Wyomlnz. Ocean Toll In Soil. One of tho most startling facts cominn to the American public from tho

latest report or the secretary oi agriculture Is that the rivers of the Uni

ted States are annunlly pouring into the ocean not less than a million tons of sodiment and that this Immense volume of waste consists of tho most valuable element of the soil, the very richest material, as the secretary calls It, "tho cream of the soil." At a moderate appraisal tho annual loss exceeds all the land taxes of the whole country, and this Iobs Is steadily Increasing lnstoad of decreasing. Independent. The Mechanical Choir. "I hoar that your church has Install

ed a phonograph stuffed with sacröd

mus c?"

"Yes. Had to do it. Choir had

struck.' "Now scheme work all right?"

"It's beautiful. Never quarrels with

Itself, has no skirts to rustle, doesn't

fret about the angle of Its hat, refrains from glgKltng or jKJwderlng Us nose, and If It gets out of order a mechanic

can repair It." After Their Quarrel.

Mabel Of course you ßpeak to Lena

when you pass hor? Helen Indeed. I do not. Why, don't oven notice what she has on!

Puck.

Somebody's Finish. "Dut, I say." yelled the "champoen

of tho peopul." "where does tho ulti

mate consumer come In" "At tho finish." said the man with the carpet bad. "and mark my words. It will be hls'n. all right."

FILES

Just So. "I'm going to write a story about a tallow candle." "Going to take a dip Into literature. 60 to speak." Washington Herald. The Chief Requisite. A man may toil to build a house And pay In small deposits.

TJut his wlfo will kick unless There's forty-'leven closets.. St. Louis Republic

There Is something wrong with the

minds of men who seek continuous

pleasure.

A Double Purpose. "They sav that melody will make

cows vleld more milk."

"Then the Installation of a sextet

of operatic milkmaids might Increase the dairy output, and also help keep

tho boys on tho farm. Pittsburg

Post.

Bv standing up for yourself others

may be prevented from sitting down

on you.

"I have Ruflcred with piles for thirty8ix years. One year ago Inst April I be eftti talcing Catscarets for constipation. In the course of a week I noticed the piles

began to disippear and at the end of six

weeks tncy urn not irouuie me ni an.

Cascarets have done voulers for me. i

am entirely cured and feel like a new

man." George Krder, rapoleon, u.

Pleaiant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Oood.) Do O"od Kevor S.cken WraVen or Orlpe. 10c 25c. 50r Never "! 1 in bulk The senMine tubJet tampe-l i i' Uuaran.eed to cure or your money bak. S3)

DAISY FLyiLLEn;

PILES

VlMi4f-krf,tl

mil a tim All

It. t. 'Uan

nbimtl fiHsttl at lasts silt Mit CtnnWiUt f Up atr wiU tief. S4 vc iQj'Ht nf .w n.....KuJ

q.r?tif or. n -it !

rt or tili p'ii4 tmTtU HlUftLD nnvRfc 1SntlKalk it, , Drilja.S, T

PAY IF CUflED

REX CO., Dept.

u4 r iuu

DO, Mlnaeapolla,

Mino.

Stale Nuts. When nuts have become too dry to

bo good remove the shells, let stand

over night in equal parts or mint ana

water, then dry them In the oven anu they will be fresh and good.

Diagnosed. "Is golf a game or a science?" "Neither. It is a disease." York Tlmoa.

New

If a man doesn't enjoy his work tho Job won't please th boss. FREE TEXAS Of IUP.. WHITE TUAY. Owner niimw. prl.-.-. farm, rn'y . colonization tracts; 11UY I'ltoM OW.NKUS. Sse ...tnmlsl..n, INVESTUU'S Ul'luK, Columbus, Texas.

tmrSKKNNF.SS I'esltivelv tired ; remwly Given secretly or voluntarily. Send utampod enTfhjpi' for particular I'r S. llamlln, naldwln Utdc IndlanaiwlLs, Ind. iTn7u. INDIANAPOLIS, No. 32, 1909.

SOLID GOLD SILVER AWARD

For the Best Ear of Corn

To be Known as the A(i&f National CornTrophy

0 0

To be Awarded at tho

National Corn Exposition, Omaha, toTsTi'o.

corn is and to reallzo us iuu xoou ...

nn n mnn r t n n tnniinrniiuai us uittii

decided to award a beautiful

seasons.

tho crcateft authority on corn In the world will award the prize at tho

lonal Corn Exposition. Omaha, Neb., before fiojember

tlon. Full particulars rekfaruinir wnicn can on uau iir ...i.n..ir n rnnp nirlmpn and word It. "For trie

position, urnana. c. -V', " ;. Vk- , ... yuu ;vlii tha

There will bo no r-strlotlons. Anr nwomaa Tho trow In

Increasing the Quality of Corn Used in Making Kellogg a TOASTED CORN FLAKES

The

Genuine

Cornflakes

has ihis Signature

m . .. fT 4 I Tl nlaa ta ll

,, .inv w have reached U.o r-n ot ncriecuon in iiw um r """ Mn" lÄrhapSI l Thar If yu harek t trad It. beein your education in ed thlnen to eat" today. All erocers hare it.

KELLOGG TOASTED CORN FLAKE CO.. Battle Creek, Mich.

The Mayflower. i Tho Mayflower, after her memorable trip across tho Atlantic with tho pilgrim fathers of Now England, went Into the West Indian cotton trade and was lost In a cyclone. Sore thront Ik no trlflinc nllment. It will KometiniPS rnrry Infection to the entire RVHtcm through the food thnt Is eaten. Ilnml'lns Wizard Oil is a ture. quick cure.

What's In a Name? Farmer Hayrick Why are you roIng to charge tho Stimmer boarders more this yonr? Farmer Comtassel I've called tho place a bungalow. Puck. AM tJj-to-Hnte lliMipkerncr t'sf It od Cro5 Itlue. It tn tht clothes clean and sucet oa when new. All Uroccrn. S It may bo possible for n man to wrlto a flcnalble love letter-, but he never docs.

INDIANA STATE FAIR INDIANAPOLIS Week of September 6th ENTRIES IN ALL DEPARTMENTS POSITIVELY CLOSE ON AUGUST 24 Send name on postal for free premium list to CHARLES DOWNING, Secretory, Room 14, State House, INDIANAPOLIS.