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PINKHAM CURES Added to the Long List due to This Famous Remedy. ( ,t i.'n, N.J. "It is with pleasure t I nld my testimonial lo your v l..np list hoping that it may others 10 avail inomst'ivcH ot tliia valuable rnouiclno,Ly(llnK.l'ii:k. ham's VoRotablo Compound. I suffenil from terriblo headaches, pain in my back and right side, was tired and nervous, and so weakl could hardly stand. Lydia L. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound restored mo to health ,.10 Die iri'i iiiu i Jiuw persun, sljll nhvays liavo my praise." - V . 1 Valentine, 002 Lincoln , OaiwUn, X. J. itiit, Me. " I was a great sufp t r.-ui a f emr.lo disease. Tlio docu I I would have to go to tho ; u f.irnn operation, but Lydia E. .ims A'ogotablo Compound com- . v cured mo In threo months." a. Williams, 11. P. D. No. 11, .1 III... .. i r i i i msn your caso ia a difiicult ono, rs having dono you no good, . t continuo to Buffer without Lvdia J3. Pinkliam's Yegetablo und a trial. 1 1 surely has eurcd , . .iscs of femalo ills, such as in.Muii, ulceration, displacements, . i t iinurs, irregularities, jeriodic backache, that bearing-down . indigestion, dizziness, and nernitration. It costs but a trillo A. and tho result is worth miltu many suffering women. Three Drinks A Day. f "Mowing card, marie Into a mnod by a dozen grocery Delaware, Ohio, has been i :y the thousands: "Any one : ih threo glasses of whiskey i t one year and pays 10c a : It can have In exchange at Ilnns whose names appear ard. tbree barrels of Hour, 20 f potatoes, 200 pounds of l sugar, ono barrel of crackpound of pepper, two pounds pounds of bnttar, 10 pounds 25 pounds of coffee, 10 r candy, three dozen cans of 10 dozen pickles, 10 dozen 1 dozen bananas, two dozen corn, half a bushel of beans. - f matches, 100 cakes of soap purkneu of rolled oats, for the . -ney, and get $15.80 premium .Ii the exchange In his exMineral Wells (Texas) Ancient Cats. have held that thö so-called f the ancient Kornaus and "allurus." the wavy tailed not a cat at all, but a kind -I. The mummified ligyptian imwevor, was a genuine cat. rtain peculiarities about Its It difiicult to regard It as a iMve of the modern domestic The Red Haired Club. una there Is a Keri Haired : ) prevent fraudulent ailinisry candidate Is obliged to - b'nd thoroughly in hot water i iiffore tho committee. Wasted Solicitude, i' I was n boy," said tho severe I walked live miles to school id." answered the flippant With proper training you iw qualified for a Marathon N' w York Telegraph. Flies in Slam, m the files are a plague, and iate soldier In the army must ii 1.000 of them. Not Interested. he. "Pve a cold and cannot n straightway proved It by And when sho had finished v- as bold enough to suggest a li-r cold. Chicago News. OimhI llntitkrrf ri fjno tli neat. - hv they im ItMl Crow Ilnll lilue. 4 : Kroi iTK. ft conti. Buttons. ! t known buttons date back when tlmre Is evidence lM'tlans used them. Wo rms 'h."o 5",a,n,r fine. I Knve a friend a u . ncmmR nim lor cancer b The neu morning he named - a Uj? worm- "e Ihcn cot a box n. n t, . nU p". Millersburg, ...J 'mnu'le a worker for Ca tea. '7mVnd find them beneficial pT.; '"'? caiiMxl by Impure blood." i. Condon. I.ewiston. Pa.. (Mifflin Co.) l r 1 lent hi , 'latabl. Potent. Taste Good. I. LN$"rS,0eWkenorr,rlpc. - e r llur CS ? "ronteed to )iur mwty back. 921 K GOOD MAN WANTED In thU Inrnliiy. rtood con- , " "T ,,r't'J I-lfo Insurnnce i " i. Ind. BARRELS OF MOItbT TO LOAN ' in -um of $.vin to fjo.oon on r 1 n , y.,n KOl ,, m0I,v ,.(.k ' . niilliuiniolli. 11 allllcfed Tllh Sofc Eyes, use

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Mouths Full of Money. Wllbor Wright on tho broad green Plain of hla Hchool of aviation at Pau, talked about Iiis early struggles. "Vo had, In thouo Dayton days." said ho, "wonderful offers, magnificent promlae. but when It emtio to the actual Inylng down of monoy, then gloom deicendod on tho scone. "Our frlunds, with tholr moutliB full of millions and their qulto empty handH. reiitlndod mu of a Dayton barber. "Thlg harbor said one day, as he Hhaved int; " 'Thnfrj a flno ptip of Simmons.' I d give anything for It.' "Well, It's Tor sale, isn't It?' said I. "The Unrb.T burst Into Hiiuoring Iaut;hter. '"Oh. yes. It's for sale.' said ho. 'but do you know what Simmon wants for It? Why. 2!' " Philadelphia Record. Cabbages. In tho middle aaes eabbngos wore so rare they had to be salted. A cabbage from Holland remained an expensive present Into the sixteenth century, 20 English Shillings being paid for six of thso and a few carrots hi 1595.

Over the Teacups. Julia The man I married was In love with himself. Marie It's lucky for you. my child, that he wasn't In love with his monoy. Puck. Experienced Advice. "What Is tho best way to begin trainIng to write sonsational fiction?" "Associate as much as possible with amateur fishermen." Baltimore American. DB.EADFUL DANDHUFP. CIpIN Ilrnil Llncrualml Feared Loa of All lien Jlnlr IlMr Und Milk Cruat MUalonorr'H Wtfo Hud l'erfrcl Cum hy Cutioura. "For several years my husband was a missionary In tho Southwest Every one in that high and dry atmosphere has more or less troublo with dandruff and my daughter's scalp became so encrusted with It that I was alarmed for fear she would lose all her hair. After trying vnrlorjfl remedies, In desperation I bought a cake of Cutlcurn Soap and a bos of Cutlcurn Ointment. They left tho Bcalp beautifully clean and free from dandruff nnd I nm happy to say that the Cntletira Komedics wore a complete suc est. I have also used sueeessfully tho Cutlcura Remedies for so-called milk-crust' on baby's head. Cutlcura 1h a blessing. Mrs. J. A. Darling, .110 Fifth St., Carthage, Ohio, Jan. 20. li)0S." Totter Drug & Cbem. Corp.. Solo Props, of Cutlcura Remedies. Boston. The Turkey. The turkey was llrst discovered In America and was transplanted to Kngland In the early part of the sixteenth century. Since then It has been accll mated In nearly all parts of the world CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho Signature Fine Points of the Game. The Girl (In grand stand) They call that man a pitcher, do they? Why don't they call him a thrower? The Fan Well, when he throws a game they do. Chicago Tribune. INDIAN RESERVATIONS OPEN. UfKtxt ration, .Ftily ITi to AiiRiiil B Drmvlnjr. Aimrtmt 1), lt)OI. Registration for 160-acro farms In tho Flathead Reservation (450.000 acres), at Missoula. Mont.; Coour d'Aleno Resorvat'.on (200.000 acres), at Coeur d'Aleno, Idaho; Spokano Reservation (50,000 acres, at Spokane, Wash. Any qualified applicant can register for a ICO-acro farm on all three of those reservations. You therefore have three chances to win a farm. It costs nothing to register. Tho cost of taking up tho prize 160-acro tnacts is from $1.25 to $7 an acre. Low fares by tho CincAoo, MU-wau-kkk & St. I'ai'i. Raii.wat 539 from Chicago to Missoula and return. J39 to Kalispell and return. $35.10 to Coeur d'Aleno and return. $57.50 to Spokane and return. July 20. Lowfares from other points and on other dates. F. A, Miller, General Passenger Agent. Chicago. Glacier Streams. The water produced by tho melting of glacier Ico In summer flows down through crevasses to the bottom of the glaclor and, forming a cbannol by erosion, emerges often as a large stream. The Joker. "Why do thoy hato my puns so, dear?" "I hate to tell you, but they're the same old puns my stepmother used to make." Cleveland Leader. Sad Story. Kind Ladv What drovo you from homo, my poor man housecleanlng? Sandy Pikes No. mum; mo wife bought ono of dem newfangled dresses wlu 500 buttons. New York Life. Contrary Evidence. Traveler You don't call this wide awake lino, do you? Agent Why not? Traveler Why, it hasn't any sleopers on lt. Baltimore American. He Learned Better. "I never apoku a cross word to my wife but once." "Honest?" "Honest. Onco was enough for 1110, thanlc you!" Cleveland Leader. acterla. The first bacteria ever seen by man were discovered by a Dutch philosopher who was examining his own teeth.

Our Deer Hunf H was In Arkansas and not very long ago. A party of northern men weru there prospecting for timber lands aim, being keen Hportsnieu, decided to avail themselves of tho chance of a lifetime to enjoy a deer hunt on horseback. Our Bportmnon anticipated no troublo In securing a largo ami variegated pack of hounds. It was therefore without a mlaglvlng that they reined In their horseu beside tho rough rail fence urroundlng a rudo log cabin. Seated In tho open ijoor of the cabin wa a sorrowful looking woman, who UhtlesBly eyed our party through tho half clo.sed lids of hor watery blue oyes. "Good morning, madam," ventured tho apokosnian. "Is your husband at homo?" "In the first place, my name ain't madam." tho woman ropllod drawlingly, "an In the socon' placo, my husban' ain't 'omo. 13 f yor the sh'lff come tor 'rest 'im, yer'll be bleegod tor ride farther." Sho was assured that tho party had no designs upon her husband's llborty, but to securo tho loan of a pack of hounds was tholr mission. "Wo ain't got no noun's an' never had none." she replied, still suspicious, as sho walked to the fence. "Say, thar, mister," she exclaimed excitedly, pointing to the hand of one of tho party, "ain't that thing or dlniont?" "It is," the owner of the diamond replied. "Would you like to look at It?" ho asked, drawing from his finger a ring In which n small diamond was set. "An' ken I take it In my own ban'?" sho asked eagerly. "Certainly," was the reply. "Put it on your finger and see how it looks there." With the light of other days shining in her faded eyes sho tremblingly pushed the ring on her bony, knotted forefinger. Then, with a sigh, the ring was withdrawn und returned to tho owner. "Whut wuz It yer said erbout wantIn' tor borry some houn's?" she asked after a moment's silence. "We simply wish to borrow the dogs for tomorrow, when we intend having a deer hunt." "Waal," sho replied hesitatingly, "I reckon I kin git yer some." Then, walking briskly to the cabin door, she took down a long cow horn that hung on a nail and. placing it to her lips, blew three loud blasts. It was not a groat whllo before a man who carried in his hand a long barreled rlllo appeared on the far side of the clearing and cautiously approached the party. "Hit's all right. Jake," tho woman shouted. "They ain't atter yer!" Tho sun had Just risen the next morning when the party again drew roln at the cabin. "Morning, gentlemen! 'Light nn have or snack. Waal, of yer won't yer won't, I reckon. I'd go 'th yer. but I've got some business to tend ter over yan," the Arkansan added apologetically, pointing to the woods back of the cabin. "Bettor take thlsh yoah hawn er th' dawgs won't toiler." With tho pack trailing behind the party rode away. Soon they reached the edge of tho river bottom, and the hunt began. The sun was well on toward the meridian before a sound was heard from the dogs. The hunters whipped up their horses, stumbling and floundering through the switch cane and vines, and they were pretty well spent when a stretch of open woods was reached. "There goes the deer!" shouted the foremost oue of the hunters. "It's a buck with magnificent antlers!" Then it was noticed that the cry of the dogs was becoming louder. Nearer thoy came. Louder and louder swelled the music. The air became full of it, nnd thp echoes in the hills awoke. "The deer is doubling back!" cried one of the party. "Let s get ready for him." On came the hounds, their voices becoming clear nnd distinct. A crashing and floundering in the cane was followed Immediately by the deafening report of both barrels of a shotgun. A dense cloud of blue smoke hung in tho motionless air. enshrouding the men and blotting out the canebrake. Then the smoke was scnttered by a gentle breeze, and the one who had fired was seen leaning on his gun, pale nnd trembling. "A clear miss! Why didn't you wait until you had a bettor sight of him?" -Ior didn't see it at all," t managed to reply, that sinking fooling In my stomach having become by that time somewhat bearable. "Well, why did you firo?" "I don't know," I answered meekly. The sun was hanging low in the west, and the frosty chill of a November night was stealing over us ns we struck higher ground and open wools The dogs, still in full cry. weio not far ahead of us, and we whipped our horses Into a swinging gallop. Soon we saw In front of us a clearing and In Its center a UK cabin surrounded by the usual rail Uw. As we reached tho edge of tho clearing we saw a giant, long legged auiiur!. iu tall carried well aloft, nimbly leap the fence and come to a stand, panting and breathless. "Whut In blazes d'you fcUors wanter be er-chasin' my cows for?" a voice asked irately, nnd we saw merging from the house a man who carried a long barreled rifle. 'Thought she w.u er denh? Uv nil the blanuety tilnnk ftols I ever see! Can't toll er cow frum or denh!" . "Run or cow? Well, bo doggonod! I mout or tor yer ef yer run ncrost ole Ilm Water's cow tho dogs'ri run 'er. i' vo been or-rioggln' that ole cow outer my flor all summer. Won't yer Might "!? have or snack?"-Bunalo Times. Cardinal Manning, the famous Engtub churchman, was gaunt of face. The Kreat ecclesiastic's appearance was bo ascetic that he scorned to have been almost starved. Onco In Liverpool ho visited a convent, nnd the cook knelt to him for a blessing, which she got. "May tho Lord preserve your eminence." Bald sho, and then, looking at his thin face, sho ndded. "and, oh, may God forgive your cook!"

Agrlcu'iural. "You used to grow mn out hro In I the obi days," obsnd the Knstoruer. 1 "Naturally," replied the old time plainsman, letting his hands go ab-1 SHiumlndudly to thn place whero he' used to wear his gtuu "We planted !

o many. Kaunas City Times. The Art of Persuasion. I'onHllile Kmployer Hut wo are Muck ouraelYus. If I found you anlhliK to do it would be taking work Irom my own men. Applicant The little I shmld do wouldn't 'arm nobody, guv-nor. 13ysum der. . Hurt- .ioil Tliliiu. "Am In AI.UCVS !' 11 T-ICASE. nnd can truly 1 woul.l n it luv Iwtm without it o lonir. hail 1 known thft relief It Would dive my ai lilnit feet. 1 think it n mro muni thliiK fr .myone having wr or tlrH ffft. -Mrs Mlllla Holtweit. l'ro. i.l.no. It. 1." S.jid by all DrugaUU. iic. Auk to-day. A Man of Resources. A young man genial of face and corrod In nttlre nros- from hts seat in a well patronized rare nn evening or two ago. raised high a dollar bid and addressed those present. "Cientletnen," ho said. "I have here n dollar bill. It Is a good bil!. opon to Inspection by all. I want to raffle It off, and I will esteem it a favor if fifteen gentlemen will come In. Ten cents a chance 10 cents for n dollar bill. It's dirt cheap. Who will come in, please? I'll esteem it a favor, as I said, and there's tho chanco for a real bargain." Fifteen '.pen good naturodly chipped In 10 cents each, drew small squares of paper from a hat, and the winner pocketed the bill, with a laugh. "Thank you, gentlemen." said the rafllor, with a Chosterfloldlan bow. "That dollar was of no uso to mo. But now that I've sold It for a dolllar and a half I have my car fare home. Thank you. Good night." Now York Globe. Don't Spoil Ymir Clothe. Use Itfd Cross Hall Ulue and Utep thera white at mow. All erocrrs, 5 ceuts a package. Bewildering. Ned So It turned out that tho prisoner was really Insane. Ted Yes. Ho lost his mind trying to follow the hypothetical question put to him by the prosecuting attorney. Brooklyn Life. Dacon Rind. "What do you think of tho Shake-spoare-Uacon controversy?" "Well, I think If he ever hinted he wrote Shakespeare's stuff Bacon must have had a good deal of 'rind." " Kansas City Times. fllr. XTInilow'a Soothing Sjrrnp for children tetthlriK, toftcru the cumi. reduces inflammation. fcUay pain, cur wind colic 25 ccnU a bottle. Green Ants Raw. Australian savagos oat the green ants raw. They stamp upon an ant hill until the ants run up their logs, when they scrape them off as fast as they come up and transfer thorn to their mouths. A Bad Mistake. "I make a terrible mistake yesterday." "What was that?" "I inadvertently asked Green how his baby was getting on, nnd ho kept me an hour and a half answering the question." Detroit Free Press. The German Language. Few languages are so free from foreign elements as German. In which even medical and scientific terms are expressed by great polysyllables instead of the far more concise Greekand Latin forms in current uso among most other nationalities. ' Coloring Agates. Almost any desired color Is Imparted to agate by German lapidaries, who warm the dressed stones In a solution of sugar, then coat them with color solutions In acid, which carbonizes the sugar, the color being absorbed by the more porous strata.

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The Generous Lawyer. A Boston lawyer tells this story on another lawyor named Ames, who was 1 retained as counsel for a man who topped hi a hole In the stroet and broke hts leg. Suit was brought agah:sf the city in the sum of $l.ouo. , and Ames won the rase. Tho city appealed to the Supreme court, but here also the verdict was In favor of Ames' client. After etiltns up the claim Ames handed hin client a alher dollar. ' What is this for?" m-kod the man That 1 what Is left after taking i my fee. the cost of appunl and other expense.." The man regarded the dollar a monun't. then looked at Ames. "What Is the matter with that?'", he asked. "Is It bad? "Lipplncotfs.

What'll He Do With 'Em? Tabby cat I've discovered that my husband Is leading a double life! Poodle Dog Wow ! That makes eighteen! Cb eland Loadfr. Flsk's Price of Lies. James Fi.sk. Jr., had been a peddler from bis boyhood days through New England towns. His father was a peddlur and James had been brought up In that life, absorbing all the bluff, nerve and flashy display characteristic of tho traveling vendors of Yankee notions and tinware, who wore conspicuous in the early days, beforo merchandising had developed to a perfect system. It may be said of Flsk that ho had boon a prince of peddlers and his wagon was spectacular In appearance, being palntod In the brightest colors to which ho drovo four well groomed horses that always attractod a large crowd of rural admirers whoreever lie went. A story of an Incldont of the days when he was traveling with his father illustrates Flsk's standards of moral honesty. An old woman charged Flsk, Sr.. with having misrepresented tho value and quality of a place of calico, sold at 126 cents a yard. "Well, now." said Fisk. Jr.. "I don't thlnU fnthor would tell a lie for 12 W cents, though he might toll eight of 'em for a dollar." James, Jr.. had grnduatod from a poddler to a merchant and had accumulated JCH.OOO when he came to Wall Street in 1SC5. Moody's Magazine. Theatrical Censors. Tho censorship of the theater was brought about in England through the audacity of Fielding, who wrote a play which satirized Sir Robert Walpole, who was prime minister of England and who Introduced the famous act of 1737 licensing the theater. Knocking Again. The Bachelor There Is a woman's business collego over In our building. The Maid Indeed! And what business are they familiar with? Tho Bachelor Everybody's. Chicago Nows. "Mother, may I go out to spin?" "Yes my little daughtor. Spend your time In the limousine." But don't go near the chauffeur." Judge. TOOTED COIM FLAK CO. aanut crux.micm.

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He best Stomach and LiTer Tills knowa nul a positive and srtcdy euro for Consti. a lun. Ioulgritlon, Jtt'.oOl'C DtllousDOts, S r Stotasfb, Head r. ae. ami :i ailments nr iu from a disordered stomach or sIikjIkU liter. Tny C 'Dtala la coaeentratd f'.rm all the rlrt i-s a:xl ralurs of Mi.oyou's Paw-Paw t :.l and are wads t t n tlM J sloe of ths Taw-Paw fr.lt I t.nheiltatlnsly rw?omtnaad these rIUi ns lx-mg the trt laxatire and rathirtlr ever compounds. Gt a 2.Vcrnt tn'MIc an If you are not pr feotly p.itlflfW I will refund your money. ML'.NYON. 53d and Jellerson Sis., Philadelphia, Pa. A Suit of Ratskin. A thrifty Welshman at one time exhibited himself publicly in England atI tire. l in a costume composed from top I to ?jnttoni of ratskins, which he had spent three years and a half In collectJ liitr. The dress was made entirely by , htti.elf. It conslstod of hat, nockericJief, coat, waistcoat, trousers, tippet, fMii rs anu shoos. 1 lie numuor 01 rats required to complete tho suit was 570. Most curious of tho garments was the tippet, composed ontlrely of rats' tails. His Secret. Student How would you advise mo to go about collecting a library? ProfessorWell, I'll tell you how I managed it. When I was young I bought books nnd loaned them. Now I borrow books and keep them. Stray Stories. Noisy and Continuous. Mrs. Gabby I seo thoy arc colng to do away with the silent letters In tho language. Goorgo. What are silent lettors? Mr. Gabby Well. I'm sure they ain't tho kind you over use, my dear. Cleveland Plain Dualer. A Mich. Wish. A homesick young angler from Mich. Sadly said. "How I wish I coulJ fich In a Mich, brook And once more have tho rook Servo a Mich, fich In a dich!" Judge's Library. When women arguo they llko to argue that they don't. For Liver, Bladder. Kidney and Stomach Troubles TAKE Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Capsules "Odorleti and Tutcleti." You vM Snd that relic! follow the uit of the firat capsule. This time-honored and elective "home remedy" hai a reputation of over 700 yean back of ft. GOLD MEDAL HAAJU LEM OIL U the ONLY genuine. Holland Medicine Co., Scranton, Pa. Dear Sirs: I must sajr that your Gold Med al Haarlem Oil is the greatest medicine in tho world. .Mr Lack was in a bta tix lor six weeks, and I have been taking your Haarlem Oit two nights, and the pain is all gone, I will do all 1 can for you. Wishing you good luck, I remain Your friend, ANTHONY C. MORAN. Hastinrs-on-Hudton r. O. Dox 201, Feb. 19, 1909. New York Capsules 25 and SO cents. Bottles 15c u Jic, at all druggists. HOLLAND MEDICINE CO, Sole Importers Scranton, Pa, If your Drusjiit cannot supply you, write us direct. the Best Ear of Corn

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