Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 42, Jasper, Dubois County, 16 July 1909 — Page 1
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tifirf Vol. 51. Jas r er, Indiana, Friday, July 1(5, 1909. No. 42.
Kissing Goes in
A Fow Spring DonCx Don't r nut in i k I . i -
, tn kiss all you want to in a kit. Only bird, fly there.
;rg. accuruiu wait euicx )on't elimb tret after strawber
- .JHTWUCIIUCIIL Ul X UUCU ri63.
. A- iMcUuaide. A sooon-
.nie was caught in a nark
knight, and this is the Djn't smile at - r-i. hii
tht order to permit
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fly
Don't try swimming in a m-iddy
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One-Ninth of Total Wealth Exempted. Congressman Cox Points out Injustice of Corporation Tax. Representative W. E. Cox delivered a stirring shggc.1i on
the income tax in the house of representatives July 12. He would vote for a tax on the net earnintrs of coroor-
ations, he said, although he greatly preferred the income
tax. He advocated an income tax fashioned after the English law. "England" he said, ''had reriiirwd inrnmp tnvntinr,
tnat there are more ; real tng4an ?iii; .,, ,mv find the to a science. This year she will collect $165,000,000 from
. nnWSn. mis source, in England there are 614,000 income tax t eat your picnic larch before assessments onlv r.wentvnin. nprsnnnl i
Vr'ÄÄ; iS-). , ti, three corporation incomes are in excess of $250,000 a year. .... :..t nnr snm u -..r for tte nrraiihom ,.!k to . w 1 one levnes a graduated income tax on all incomes in
' .. . . r r-onn t ..... 1 i 1
incomes dciow tnat amount are
- to siroui uiungsimuy lanes hnt nin
,py the comfortable ben- D..t cry like a goose if n goose ! injf as they do not diso- Cl ,u yiU 1 proccpts of reason- I)03't get anRry after going to hail n.u-ndent McQuaide is after the chickens to be .wakened . i popular police official in by the roster i'-jt. and no wonder, for it n ' a. .h- i..r t
- w ar -- ff( l iu
t -;tris hi luv biiiuhuy cuy iitnc s rough
.nvvvnere eise on earcn.
year.
:,m Md Man of M..titnna, ' t Xpert f ho l atruws in a excess OL TMJU a
. .f ttipwitnafu in tho in- tUmtl nt rawberrH-u not taxed.
nldbythe United rftuie ,,'n 1 7 I pi. - from1 "Under thfi now rornnra t.inn tnv " nrlrlnrl Mr f!nv "Hip
bonds of public utility corporations will be exempted from
taxation. The railroads alone are bonded up to six billi
vrlutibiT tJ.w miiitiiK u I Peui-rry nu?ri.
.,,,., ,v. s y, . . . . taxation. The railroads alone are bonded up to six billion
I didynudo.Mr. Hau ei?" ,,,w,. ,'T ' t dollars and the bonds of industrial corporations equal LdW Tflln WniCfl I rilSises DO that amount so that we have from these two sources alone
nOt Always Comply. an exemption of one-ninth of the total value of all the .'ev Alban) L-der : a aweiy, property in the United States.
that township truttM who b-jy "1 am for the income tax in nerference to the cornor-
. r,l to tee Mr. I Ü rk " . t- did vcu tie biiii?" :.i't- City." boupe?"' -ir." tt did v u f-8v tu Mra?''
! . d him if he "would ioo-"n n hundred tni-t do so. f-w tus salaried men and thousands of office holders and if fasli-
u.iKht hav- a chance to hp nbor th Uw mmh t.-. .1.. inner! flffpr thr F.no-lich l;i vv if wnnlrl lirinrr in fVin troaenrv
" ' T V ' U1 r & V V W M ' W V w S m. A. w rf W a A a & A IKi A A. W a A LJ A. A A A L. I A A A A I m a A A I A A A
t.vprj ot tlie United states more than 3d0, 000,000 a year."-Ev-I . Ml n -1
iSp.rWlJry,ikl'?1 In c"f.-of ation tax because the latter furnishes too many loop holes ui.8 f'r such iMpiies. Kot cne in . taxation. An income tax would reach all high
1 i' lilt- rnwur,
.4 I .l.in'f f. I!.. ii
n know of it? exHtenc
-M-n uuii i i"v y tune the cnUract or muhi!s o.illn pft,v..
v rni mg terra? 1 do mi munta to ovt STiO ihr are Un
' -'-n wi.at you mean. on their bonds il thydo notadwik r I 1 1. tl I . ...
Hmc" ou uon . snappeu tite for bid?.
U-.I. -bo CHrkdid."
Timelhess and Style in Advertising i.-Tti Tin n - nt upon jcc-mb . - r. :aat unereis evorvthini;
n-n bow" h paticul nly
''So your daughter has gone to Europe, after all?"
The law aio arMhat township-"Ya-as." drawled Farmer Hayseed: "she's been daffy in
tnuiee must pnhi ?h notitv. staui.. go ever since she lott skule. Ihese hero female girl col-
heads. Her maw an
as so set t' go to Yur-
tie dajrs ot tn week that he win h leges dew put ideas mtew women s
m.- omoa io a to towibiP;me never cou( calc'iate whv she w buine3S. lht$hnMl40 inani.-i cl. i 'i .i
. iu J. one uuii l hiiuw a suui ujur.
able to the buino- of advir-
M-rchants genendly adver-
Thit 119 pnr csnt of the cud r-n who 1 ave hiub echo 1 do Hobi s
, lr :;u-i40f, but not mniiy ot of the stupidity of twicbpi, wt. r rd advertising as a part uf have insulud them wa? tbn uouhph! i. joiner-; that U, they do nut .tateuient Thur-dav of Dr l .i.t.-
i-'uesj methods and
' into
U- a lvtjrti
Holds a Moral.
Once upon a time a donkey fell into a deep hole, and after nearlv starving caun-ht sitrht of a nnssino fov nnrl
iod:s and buMne head of the Indiana univrwiy.. -d,.- implored the stranger to help him out. IK Sr. teLÜL!"' "I am to small to aid you," said the fox, "but I will
i x-. nd be who knowd how t.. ad-tunuu iiw thory i that mf t'give you some aavice. uniy a lew rocis away is a Dig .... . ..... J . .. i i i j l . i i Ii i i
r -ju n iouiir i.4 b-tter -q npp- ingh sc'io i teachers fMii u rem m strong eiepnant. vaii mm ana lie win get you out m fi i-iues? man thuo i- hi- mwr baror r c nix the fct that tiici jiffy." ...t'Vighb..r who doe.r not tcnu.v tudent are in the adolescent stage'; After the fox had gone the donkey thus reasoned: 4I ft'-n andumr to Hdverti-e. when great care mut le ex-rcisrd,nrn vprv .vpni. frnm Wonf nf nnnn'csriniPnf Pwro mnvo v -'nkintradvertimHutwillrunin th e impre-.-ions givnn. An ,t erj weak Itom ant Ot 110U ibliment. Le y mo e - . unut i inpular attenlion and tempt to r'.. ths child at, a prown 1 nlake 1S Ju.st s0 much additional lOSS of Strength. If I . tue airüko n popular sone. up is the crime of many toacheru. 'raise my vMce to call the elephant I shall grow weaker
A i.ffti-.inen bocome as ' famdiir according to Dr. J nes Tht? pro- yet. No, I will llOt Waste mV Substance that wav. It IS
t u-enoiu wrus. ana reruajiuu omiy is the u?uai . xtrnvagant sth- the ClUtV Oi the elephant to C0111C Without Calling." : .. ;Hne.,- 1 ,Bg aft-r Ihry lud meat of ao r.ver emhuna-ic prof..- So (lonk . setUed back nd eventually Starved to n -ied from nrwspjp r c 1 sor in a ca-a where hrH are no U 'i fl u i.f.-ai d fn.ni adr r uing til1 ur'-s at band io lound hi l uid im- ? . . ... b ..rd- Who n ill fur forc-t the aginatioi . if it I e true the etat' Long afterwards, the fox passing the hole saw within a njy. i - s t. istü x?" It coi would better diacoarge hiith whitened skeleton, and remarked: i. Tg-r o-' seen m prmt, nor p seht I tetchers in a body -Davi g "If it be that the souls of animals are tranmigratecl into un b.aoarisbntthenameof t.e Co Democrat. men thafc donkey wfll become one of those merchants .ÄS! IberenfandThe 5 .i '.Thti .E".tor A Human, who can never afford to advertise." Caveat.
A Circus Horse in Battle. Colonel Chariw Mar.4ndl, who
SPANISH ETIQUETTE.
was aid-de-cauip to General Robert i Polttrness t Servants j E . m tt-s E. Lee and who wont through tlio Sirwt Bjtr. battie of the war with his chief! From what -aw a: r told the following amusing story of 1 what hapi! . i t v I i .: . his experience with a new horse:! page of s-c-i tqnotit. It . His okl hone had been shot from I protablv r. t . on.-, t. b it I .:. r ,t under him in the ßrhj. of tho pre-j th u i.lt i ir ir r . nous day. and he had taJcen po&see- J Otlu r fK"j!i lia-c liu ! i r.
sioa or an animal tnat swmou to, ent n n-'-i t. i: .u art
suit tlie work. In the battle a few hours later be was riding across a field in which there were numerous stamps. Suddenly the Performance opened. The guns roared, and the air was filled with smoke and noise. Before Colonel Marshall knew what was happening the horse had
his four feet on one o the stumps mn, r.n operatic tcüor or a i ! .ti and was gayly dancin? in a circle, j singer from Carmen wthont t In the meantime tae firing was in-; ing remark. Xe r wear la-s -. ercasinf:, and the situation was anyj If you are Wind take a dvr in(a thing but comfortable. Knt tlie string. When o-i Mt down ut tli -horse kept on aö if ho were enjoy-1 table or arise alwa bw ;iti 1 , ing it. 1 j "Bnena." TiK i- :i: 'vrativ Y" i "it was not until, afterward," said " may jotle p. v -liont a;.!. . Colonel Marshall, "that I found the but never pi.; to . v on- witn i t horse had belonged to a circus and saying "w.;r rai ." he he imi.!, had been trained to do this act', friend or beggar. "Will your -ra
lemaie -e ., r v.etir n (-lio-t r. . a sail'.r or En-!:-!i i. diking !:.it i ; less Y't ; nr willing 1 hnve ; o V stare at yo.i and MTnctinu i.m! after m:i. If o i havo red halrd" it or le prepan-d to be palut d iu "Ruhia." Xever lxw to a nnn less he lifts his hat fir-t. If i a " a man tu mav dr- iia an Enj-h-1!
amid the firing of cannon."
Getting What's Coming to Him.
do me the favr t brin me r coffee at 9 o'ci'. k tomorrow
would strike an
Tiean tvnl!W
with tr.in:
,ev-r ti ! a tej;.ir t F.iy t'.Kit ou ha ! : ll'Mlie .'IlI that . 1 .hi tit.'rri IT t! at i; ..! u !l rv I..- v , ". tiis'' 1 Th line n .
up on every sun-.
rn.'.e f i'fipiette
O'll.
Hi ii.iv. IV.it it is the litt -,.! at on of tl S-.nish riu-t.
clear out, : .t
:' your ptir-se . r ill retnml -itlv Tnur-" r ' I; mi. wl. r f ' 'Ii f'.Tl'l 'l.-M ,r iT-, w ho r t m to l;a mid nt f.i'i,
Aftr two or t!,ree tla? t!. re
"were a few who I-, d o: 'v fr ; me, two or thr . icr v. !i b
Inukit'iK'rTbat chronle kicker Beizer Is sitting over there. Walter-Yes. sir. Innkeeper See that he gets a bn dinner. He shan't always grumble for DOthlap. Mertendorf er Blatter.
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On the Links.
tt was
The editor is human afier all
And
know .
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t"ntv fiv ear- a o 1 "e l,cl0 w g" n y Vou pre.c the b ,tton; we do the l!,,-,'e P i,"Vcei SR,,int,t, fhp'"; It is hardlv neceary t he "liberal el-m-nt mnj thu.K :he -Uhatthege word., adverse -".w; thn m-n tvbo wants free l-y hara b-en so widely read and vei isi,, nay ctiund. rhtma ptrch r- takins and so s-iC?estive of n;cfef1-. H he h human after all. ahuiti. ih, oMroiM.fv u. Ilif hving depend- on bi paper
h-y,.h io. To show to what His pleasure d.p;iidi on hi obeying
t,,j m advertisement with neuicwuw oi ni conreiei.ee. lnM:a ; ,u he is human. He like to
n ind. th f,,ni n.uv Ko f.,i ; r- that he meet with appioval
'"'ntothe advertisaraent under rafln ,lpPH'nto the olf.ee the ' "'tieot that no Ipss a to nage ol,,er and -aid "that article ' Chatmcev M Depew. uZf n?tl s0 waf n nKhty .e,on!l H.ecb Inf retne morchan s of X&(' nn,i g, wns 0Ltl,pr ar,c,e , V .rk at ibr annual dinner, closed I),d Ke. tak ' thfrt 1,,k and tnm. n interline Element of the ad- lxlK'T "r al h,7,f,r "T"5 vra.eS of reciprocity with the re ,Not hy h'rty m lb m miles And "rk - A merchants, as bankers and lai-t night another In hearted fellow '' men, we-ay to c,nress in ice mit up ycu gave u-; tl. ! i . J , .. . miifh ohlnieti Ild be cat bit
- -RUHKe wnicn auvoruses inai , , , - : rw ta.-tuiTerl and productive of Wlt 1 tn.e urabreh re were carrying; I.
r lr.nutution-, the Kodak, 4 You ai. ne m"; Au' u 1UI ,m,,,u" l"--Mhe button; we will do the nnl 0 IM." j H merchants and manufaclureK .
I TneTrtühful Child. MB f4, a I
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Mr TUiitot (twMilus a frtewl solfiltefore I ro liany further let ui him-
press upon you. old num. that hcvery- j
think Is iu tlie way you stand!
vndt-r-tn h! to hi' tli' yatrons of eertain lie'ars wh o-t of a crowd ineml:ants were t'. only ones t" approach u v. ho U take tl:e:r dol? with tbnV,-; or . we ai'l "tomorrow' would Mi.ihnjrly b.. away at or.' e. A. trip into S...m ight to mean mere than -'.es !,t - if hfe j - vo saw it in a MnIe it.. Vi. t it v oor pleasure to It ;i ' -r on in Mj,. ri1, with the .-vision of t.r. . days spent i:i T ! And the 1'. rial, for the wl.o'e of our t' months' holitla'. 1 to ret.irn reel to Paris mrii- ,t shhmii ar.- . the southern eountn, so belobe: other tourists. So can any one w ' der that to us Spain means Madr. the city of marvelous contracts? E. C. Allen in Outüur. Caught In the Rain. "Oh. t?n't U M'rr- FAkl Oleky to Dolly. "i wond- r vV- p pTc ronpl.i!r If w ar tORthT. what m-iUers th rnhr? I loe to be out In the rain!" "No aewl of a brolly" said Dleky to riir; "W're not na.de f .-uj:r or salt!
Conditional. j. '. 9'TÜKk .
wa,l win a Iwrti-ing of this hap ! kind, all th have to do is to rtise in the riiht way and put
Grey suddenly reaieraberctl the inquiry that he had intended to make about a sick neighbor. She leaned back and accosted Mr. Bosconi, who had just moved in next doer to the sick friend. "Can vou tell me," she queried hastily, "how old Mrs. Davb is?" A puzzled ami. reflective look stole over the face of Mrs. Bascom
did u happen? No ore know-, sulfation with a third lady, directly i A - d he knows least of ell ; behind her. '3 w y the lines of mom it raw dim, Present I v she bobbed back tos'ddenlT Youth looked hack to him, wanl Mrs. llrer, her foreheadpuckneath hia feet the leaves of Full crcd. "I really am not quite cerrumbled a Utile. This was all. tain," she reported apoloseticalI.v' fanny Kemble Johnson, in the "but I believe she is at least scvenMct. l't7-fiTC,,--lIarDer,s .Wccklv.
Auntie ioiioii Ikt return, to soniewhat
poHMimlstk- ueptaow-Dld Tommy play jwith you while I ws out. darling? He fdkln't make you cry? ! Nephew He made mo cry a little
Tl - !.. -I ... (k- rr. nff tlA. Mt.
j. noo ,i , V im' . ' ' j Tonmvn,. rhtlip. 1 made you laugh mg rung up that kind hearten Mrs. , aH tH, Um(, nK)thpr waH 0UtJ ry. . JnHl.. a1ai I fx mr " .
Nephew -Well. I lnuglieil till I crieü.
A Two Headed Oa'ay.
luntX M dwaukee Wisconsin
The Ohl aiun." ''e he was youn . and earth a shir That pang beneath his feel ; 5" that old time is dim and tar. Mry hi- heavn hold; a star ' dv dull wnrl Is that slow repeat Ti e dull woild und. ineath his feet
As to Courage.
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"Will yon lx a Rood gir' now that l'xf lioiight hat prpt'y uiuff'f" j "Yes. nia: lnit if jmi wants me to lie a real aagel Junt buy Rio a boa and fur lined coat to go with IfNew
York World
Our cjnth can t mnW: now. Isn't it 5r"ndW. ' With nobody nar to ami fault T' "The atreetx are so sticky," ah! Dolly to Dicky. "And w kOvt my halrH out of purll PleMW take me to mothers" "Oh, dear!" nkl her bmtlf r: Now. Ua't that Jt llko & irlrir
Trainer s Wife (to her husbttudl fowanl! Come out of there and meat tie face to face, if you have a drop of blood iu your veins,
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ine Poor Mother-in-law. A Turkish liaper tells this story:
Ibrahim Kffendi, to whom things happened, did you porehanco hear of the things? The effendi was crossing a river, bearing with him his inother-in-lsw ami a bae of gold, his saviiigc Then rose the flood, which wrecked tho vessel, and Ibrahim knew not at first which to save, the gold er his rcjativo. Then, having taken counsel with himself, thought Ibrahim and spake: 'My pold will I save, for where an I
pet more gold? But Allah to me will civb all the finother-in-hiu ; that 1 need and perhaps more.'.
. Li.- aM lw at fhia , Then,-having thus suid, he thu did, (
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She-1 thought roe said nothlnn
I.m) II lin 'Pitvl-c cniA flnt tia tenC tvmitll im.r Pinn lwll vt-in hi.
ase," j He Well, you can't tell what rnjiy, I appfl oa a plach-Optlcal Itevlow,