Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 35, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 May 1909 — Page 8

Annual Meeting talers Protective Ass'n Asheville, N. C. MAY 31 - JUN 5, 1909 SDUTHERW-RAILWÄ Y

IstheShortest Lineto Asheville Yerylow rates will be authorized, ouen to the üublic. Take this

' a. JL. opportunity of going to Asheville and visiting the beautiful mountains section of NORTH CAROLINA.

Ask any Southern Railway Ticket Agent, for fare and sched1 m

uies or write us. J. C. Beam JR. A. G. P.A. St Louis Mo.

Charged For It Fanny Kemble, the celebrated actress of years ngo, once spent the summer at a small country town in

.unssacnusetts. wiulo there sho en

I SLIPS OF THE TONGUE. Even the Dignified English Butler Can Go Aitray at Times. A little story which has jitft

gaged a neighbor, a plain fanner, 0Una "v across the Atlanta to drive her around. The fanner, ,om n Knls!. country house tehs dosirinT t (.i.;,, i.jo i01 tne recent slip made by a new

aud nervous butler in serving hia

master, a duke, at the luncheon ta

ble. Quiet, respectful and assidu-

UCSinnsr to pntnrfiiin hia minct nv

patiuted freely upon the state of the crops and to neighborhood gos-

np until .Miss Jvoniblc remarked

Bomowhat testily. "Sir. I

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me. uie ' rrner said no more. When Mrss I uble was ready to leave town she sent for the man

I and asked for her bill. One of the litems therein she e.-wld not under-

I stand and asked for an explanation. ("That?" said the farmer. "Oh.

that's 'Sass, $5.' I don't often take it, but when I do I charge."

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The Old Ems,

rl here s no hurry, "lean

wait a little longer for my

insurance" have left many a family to face a bitter fight with poverty and privation.

If there is one thing that

sho Id receive the first consideration of married men, it is LIFE INSURANCE. Now is the time to apply for a polioy Arch CDoane JASPER INDIANA.

emarKca t - ;v f ;T :,7 7. . omrancd ! .us' . Proffercd a dish with the i

iron n ,w Lt. i"n."i. i sinnnung query :

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vuu .i-, uur grouser The slip is so obviously a nat

ural one that doubtless the tale is true. Thus far it is also unchallenged as new, although probably by the time it has made the full round of the press somebody will discover that in its orierinal form

it was an Athenian "chestnut" in

the days of Socrates. An anecdote which at least bo-

longs to the same family used to bo laughed over in early Victorian drawing rooms.

Anions the royalties, irreat and

little, who came to London for the

young queen's coronation there

was a certain small, dried up, gray haired, bright eyed, brisk little old

reigning prince ot a tiny principality. He was faraway cousin to an Irish duke, whose estates in Ire

land he visited before returning

Butter rru Birdi.

In South America is to be found a bird from which a species of butter can be obtained. This animal is known as tho "oil bird," and one of its favorite haunts is the island of Trinidad. It breeds in rorkv

caves on the mainland, laying its

eggs in a nest constructed of mud. The VOUnc birds are ertraordinnri-

ly fat. and the fat, having been melted down in clay pots, produces ,

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a kind of butter, savs London Tit-!iium. .,,c VIS,lca 0C10re returning.

Kit. TM W. BaA -for üis entertainment a villace eel-

natives. The caves inhabited br

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tnef oil birds are usually accessible

only from the sea. and the huntinc

of thcie feathered creatures frequently affords exciting sport to the adventurous in sDirit.

Two of a Kind.

ebration was arranged, with games

anu dances, and especially Irish jigs

and clog dances.

The gay old prince was delight

ed. Jie came himself of a race famous for its dancimr. lie still nos-

sessed a good eye, a quick car and a light foot That same evening in the great hall of the castle, to the

whistling of his host's son. he en

deavored to emulate some of the feats he had seen. The duke's solemn English but-

ler was present, and his horror at

sucn unroyal antics was retlectcd in his eyes. The prince perceived it and, shooting a sudden forefinger

at mm, demanded imperiously: Tri. i rn-n ii 1 1 .

ifii me, men, wnac you think of my dancing!" Discreet and dignified, but flurried inwardly, the butler's manner was perfect, but his tongue betrayed him. He answered: "Your royal spryness is certainly 'igh."

.There "was a shout of lauchter.

Tho Kind You Hrvvo Always Bought, ami which i,nt in tKo for over 30 years, has horno tho s,n,' si v tr r nnd J"18 1)eenr lnmlo mw in, bjirM&&x A7I1"lSHpeni!ioli 8,nco "i --k. AllownoonotodeccivoM.il I,, All Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-iw-irooil" fcxporimeiits that trlllo with and endanger tiu C Inlauts and Cnildrcn-Exnericnco against ;M x What is CASTORSA Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil P fjorlo, Drops and Soothing: Syrups. It Is Pleiviii contains neither Opium, Morphine, nor other n ' substance. Its aro is its guarantee. It destroy w and allays Fovcrishncss. it cures Dinrrlwuu and Colic. It relieves Teething- Troubles, cures Colistin and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, reKm uL Stomach and Bowels, giving- healthy and natural si O.ho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA AMY

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The Kind You Have Always Bou; In Use For Over 30 Years.

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nS,ürrGlf,"holst,mtc,caB and the duk'c with assumed anger,' lavon. nnndsnrno loo I . , . .' .. P '

ebavon. handsome boy ?

Second Summer Glrl-Oh. he's an ictor! Flrat Summer Girl No. I mean the other one. Second Summer Girl-Oh, ho hasn't any money eltherl Punch.

Generally.

'Advertise to bring trade that will buy once and buy again"

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cried sternly; "What! Do vou dare

to insinuate that the prince is elevated that his vivacity is due to any other good spirits than his own ?" Before such an accusation the

poor butler's last remnant of composure vanished, and, turning wild

ly, with clasped hands, from his highness to his grace, ho protested earnestly: "Xo, I never, sir, your royal grayness; no. I never, sir. vour ice!"

Youth's Companion.

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u. uuaeii mac uon c You'll see it in THE COURIER. BEN." ED.UDOANE Putollaher.2

Tho Nutmeg Tre. The nutmeg is the kernel of the fruit of several species of trees growing wild in Asia, 'Africa and America. The cultivated nut

tree is from fifty to seventy-five feet high and produces fruit for sixty years. The fruit i of hn

size and appearance of a roundish pear, yellow in color. The fleshy part of the fruit is rather hnr.fi nnrl

resembles candied citron. Within

is the nut, enveloped In the curious yellowiflh red aril known to us as mace. Fp to 179G tho Dutch, being in possession of the islands producing the only valuable

nutmeg, jealously tried to prevent the carrying of the tree or a living seed of it into any territory independent of Dutch rule.

The Chinese invented printing, they invented jninnowdcr. thev in

vented the mariner s comnas3.

Tho farmers of China were the first to hatch ecus bv means of in

cubators, and the fishermen of China wero the first to hatch fish snawn

artificially. Artesian -wells are of Chinese origin. The penal code of China is thou

sands of years old, and thousands of ycar3 oJd is the Chinese civil service examination that western civ

ilization has at last adopted. When George Washington's ancestors wandered in the wet. cold

weeds of Britain, their naked and

smvering chests painted blue, the

vnmaman, aresseü in ßplendid silks, lounged in a palace, on a chair of carved teakwood and marble, read

ing philosophy and drinkine from

cups of painted porcelain tea of exquisite flavor.

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anuna, tnc troops having suffered severely from want of water, his literary acquirements were of the greatest service, instructing him that Caesar's army had been in the same predicament. Uofnrrintr in liia

I "Caesar" (which he always carried ! in his portable library), ho found, his recollection right that water1 had been obtained by the Romans! from Wells dutr at n Certain unni in

the sands. A trial was immediately made, and the result was a copious supply. Tho British troops braced up and conquered Egypt. .New York Press.

Left Till Called For. When Wilkinson went to his of

fice one day last week he felt calm and contented. He hadn't any need

to worry aoout Iiis wife s loneliness any more, for ho had bought a capital watchdotr for her.

But, alas, when he arrived home his wife met him with tho denlora-

ble news that tho doc had crone.

"Eh!" said Wilkinson. "Did he break the chain, thon? "No," she replied, "but a great,

ugiy looking tramp came here and acted so impudently that I let the

dog loose. But instead of tearing the tramp to pieces tho nasty dog

wem on witn mm. "Great Scott 1" said Wilkinson. "That must have been tho tramp

Dougnt mm iromr .London Express. A Peculiar Couple. Conversation had turned to thn

subject of two men, utterly dissimilar, who nevertheless roomed to

gether. One of these men was pen.

orally conceded to be a "freak." His name was John. "John and Jim arc .certainly a queer pair," opined Homebody. "John and anybody 'aro a queer

p&ir, opined somebody else. Poor John 1 Exchange.

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