Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 35, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 May 1909 — Page 6

Woman's Sphere.

Good-Night. Good-night, and pleasant dreams to you! May all the stars that throng The midnight sky's sorenost blua, Ropoat the old-time song They sang at the Creation's birth; Anil may the elves and fays Inhabiting the air and oarth. Rehearse their roundelays! The hark of sleep, by pleasant shores, I hope will speed alongl With muflled music of the oars, And pipes whose soothing song Is played by fingers whose Intent Is but to" bind the chnrm Of drowsy popples softly bent Above your snowy arm. Not Cleopatra's fairy bark Fulfils my soul's design. "Whose fancy builds the fairest ark To cross sleep's shaded brine; And -when in dreams your eyes review The flood that stretches round. The dove once freed will bring to you A love no words can bound. Your sails now darken down the "West, And round the curving foam, "While sleep has kissed your eyes to rest, My boat is speeding home; One theme my fancy will pursue. Till morning sweetly beams; ' I waft Its burdens now to you, "Good night, and pleasant droams!" Alouzo Rice. MODIFYING EXTREME DESIGNS TO YOUR NEED. Moire Belting for Severe Gowns, Silk for Afternoon. The sleeve that has slight fulness at the armbolo and at the elbow is relief to the woman who knows how much danger there is in making a tight sleeve in a wash gown. She can now loosen it up quite a bit and give a chance to her elbow to move ardund ICU wife lu.wwou :

Another he pful innovation is tue w . , fact that she can make her wash frocks now thought to have lit tie to do with n two pieces without defying the obesity, und that if enough exercise Is fashion. Often a woman feels that the taken even a fleshy woman may eat blouse of a frock should be washed wh,at sl,e nXf Jo nlf starve ones- " " th cVi.. Whirh onlv se,f means to look haggard and altofrX tt. 5' Äel ; sher unlovely Don't drink while this skirt off at the waistline If she j , al"; Don t drink alcowishes, or an inch higher, ami h0ok'hollc stuff at anytime. it to the blouse, which ends at that J Iinf I Tulips as Centerpieces. Ufr belts of the material or of soft j a clever housewife Is devoted to tublended silk, run through a buckle In Hps for floral centerpieces. She has front, will cover the seams. She doesn't ! overcome their natural tendency to want to wear moire belting with any- open wide as soon as the temperature thing but a severe morning frock of a room Is a little overheated. Sho which has the normal walatllne. 'drops a tiny bit of melted wax Into RedfVrn ho sent out a model called the calyx of each flower when It is but the role Dagobert, which carries out half open. Then, she says, it will not tin Idea of that hero's costume. In; open farther, this the cuirass is plainly suggested

bv a tight-fitting garment of the gor geousnes that looks like the "Jersey" we wore long ago. It fit without a wrinkle from collar to hip hone, with sleevos of the same. lO 113 IUWV-1 .O IV .U...V. X Ä s.ock "of Tic Tri Every line in this Is new. It points the way to the tight-fitting bodice, which every straw does these days, and It shows a new u: of two materials widely differing from ench other. The cuirass is of net heavily embroidered with gold and silver designs that look heraldic, and the ruffle skirt Is of opalescent gauze. Everyone can not pay Redfern's price, but It Is within the power of everyone to let a remarkable new model make an impression on her memory and then work It out on simpler lines. A tight-fitting cuirass oi rrencn linen wunout ginie. uimuw roveiu ir th tin il ties ens or emoromery in floss or soutache, then a full skirt of sheer linen, with a tiny yoke of Valenciennes lace, would make an exceptionally new and striking frock. New Colors and New Names. The coming season has been heraldod as a season of color. There are some new shades, and many new names seem to multiply day by day. There Is sand brown, very near the old camel color. It comes in a range of shades, from light to dark. Thore Is another color, not widely different, known as gravel. It has even a wider range of tones. The most popular of the taupes and smoke grays and ,thosc which are the most becoming have the slightest reddish cast. The Thames gray is a variation of .taupe, with more warmth than Is usually found in taupe ...I. - i i.nmi'n na 1lrtirtn le frnv I 1 HC UUIUl r i t w ' i .j i -..- r'-j i with green In It. It Is one of the clovcrest of the faint, subtle colorings of nature. Then there Is wood rose and Nlagarc. and framboise, which is like the flame-colored azaleas, red, with yellow and a flame suggestion. . Very many of the browns have a hint of gold in their make-up. Somehow the colorings are vivid, many of them without being garish. For the Girl Graduate. Tho month of roses and perfect days belongs to the "sweet girl graduate" quite as truly as to the bride. Among the fascinating accessories of the graduating outfit are the brctelles and girdle of ribbon, and the novel llngorle sash for wear with any sheer frock. Attractive girdles are made of flowered ribbon nnd adorned with ribbon rosebuds, or of tho plain satin ribbon finished with a roiette and ends. Another style conaUts of nnrrow ribbons, closed with a buckle. Flowered ribbon and laco form beautiful shoulder scarves, whllo lhe wrist-bag of white satin covered wllh a network of tied gold ribbon Is particularly charming as a glfL -The New Idea Woman's Magazine. The June Bride and Her Veil. That fairy portion of the bridal costume which seems most to embody the Bplrlt of romance, the voll, may

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ways. It may fall from below the hair coil in back or from the crown of the head and be drawn easily about one or both shoulders. The tulle veil may be held above the brow by a wreath of orange blossoms and allowed to fall over the face, while the drawing of the tullo through the hair gives quite another pleasing effect. The lace veil is sure to prove becoming, fastoned with a bunch of orange blossoms as suggested above. The New Idea Woman's Magazine. Art of Bed Making. If all but the lower sheet of a bed la not tucked under, except at the foot and Is then folded neatly over on to the top of the bed. the edges of the covering are spared the usually unavoidable soiling resulting from contact with the springs. When the bed is opened in the evening the lower sheet will not pull out. but will remain as tight as when first tucked In. New Handkerchief Pattern. One of the newest Ijandkerchlef patterns Is a crossbar. hemstitched lawn, showing an embroidered poppy in one corner. Another is a sheer, plain hemstitched lawn with a butterfly alighting on a tiny spray of flowers worked In embroidery in one corner, while a third is a fine, plain handkerchief hemstitched and bordered in diamond dots with n wide border all around. Waist of Today. The manikins who are employed by dressmakers to display the new seaj son's dresses are trying to bring their J waist measurements up to a uniform (24 inches, which Is the Ideal waist of obtalns old-fashioned show rooms. wnicn nave not yet tauen cognizance of the entire change in the) character of dress. Take Exercise. It will be good news to the stout . !,. ,, ,..,, .1. onto e Corduroy Stockings. The royal ribbed stockings in twotoned stripes, which are often called coruroy stockings, will bo much in style this winter. They are In spun . . . . . They aro spun ones 1. "...ir-tlMt lhe5' ,ost ,0rOV" The Revers. "While the DIrectoire revors are seen on many costumes, it is not woll for anyone short of an artist to attempt to cut them. The slightest variation from the correct lines makes a monstrosity of what what might be. artistic. Dark Tan Is Popular. The rich, dark tan Is becoming more and more popular where the question of gloves is concerned and not a few women have entirely adopted them in nrnfflrnncfi to fhp mnro mnvnnllnnnl white, beaver or gray. The Contrasting Hem. The double skirt effect has followed the wide contrasting hem. These skirts aro not really double all the way. but the lower portion Is placed on a wellfitting lining with the over-skirt over it, loose at the bottom. Tucking For Linen. Lingerie wnlsts of handkerchief linen are most attractive when hem stitched tucks are made In groups of three, with bands of dainty Insertion betwoon. FOL DE - ROL. Pile pastel blue Is beautiful with the new shade known as wistaria. The new hand-embroidered towels have the embroidery across one end only. rnrta nnvs fhnt milmnes !rul cWvoo . . u n i ------ m.v . will be made of embroidered chantilly. A little fan-shaped pleating of real lace Is a great help to the satin and fur hats. The princess remains the favorite model for fine robes, as well as coat costumes. Embroidered and braided materials that require handwork have a great popularity. Ulaek tunica heavy with embroidery are sometime worn over gowns of white satin. The new Chinoso cotton crepes of filmy texture are mod for dainty whlto frocks. The silk manufacturers aro doing their best to bring brocades into broad and general use. White cotton marquisette, sprinkled with dots. Is one of the most effective of the spring material. The salient feature of the new antomoblle coat Is the hidden pleats that are Introduced into the skirt. The newest straw hats have brims not over two inches wide, and some of them have no brims at all. The parasol of dark lilac silk sheds a particularly attractive and becoming glow over the face of the blonde young woman who carries It. The short cutaway coat which some women wore last soason can bo altered for mid-season wear by adding a five or sevon-lnch fold of velvotoen or cloth to lhe edges.

Green Is as much talked about among the milliners as It is among the dressmakers. It is without doubt going to be one of the best sellers all during the season. A long chain. Intended to be twlslvd nround the neck a second and third time Is ornamented with rose coral oblongs, perfectly matched. The latest touch for linger' Is to have cherry ribbon bows to fasten up the dainty garments instead of the old familiar baby blue and pale pink. The half-fitted princess, by reason of its very simplicity, will probably prove more difficult to make and to "vary" than any of the late modes. With the costumes for day wear the touch of black satin Is always pres

ent, and the modern dressmaker works, veritable magic with the black satin sash. SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. Don't let hope run away with your judgmentThere Is absolutely nothing original to be said In making love. It Is always impolite to say that a woman, or butter, is old. A woman can look Important when she isn't, but n man enn't do it. A boy is a great deal more likely to outgrow warts than bad habits. Don't put your friend in a position where he must deny your request. ' A man enjoys petting for a time, but after a while he hates It as he hates the devil. After a man has whiped two men at one time is the proudest moment of his life. Every woman says something occa sionally to make men wonder where she learned it. Did you ever hear of a woman whr tired of society? Did you ever hear of a man who did not? An apology is like giving charity to one who has seen better days har 1 to give and hard to accept. Most bores are bores because they insist on giving their opinions about everything under the sun. It may not be possible for you to be agreeable to some people, but you can keep away front them. "With all respect to the missionaries, who are very good people, we never yet saw one whom we would care to eat. Not one woman in a hundred has a nice-looking back. She either need? a bustle or nature gave her one too large. If a girl will tell a man every rod that he is the finest driver she ever saw he will hitch up and take her riding seven times a week. It Is believed that voting will never become popular among the women so long as elections are held Tuesdays. Tuesday Is Ironing day. "We have noticed that when it Is gen erally said of a man that he doesn't work very hard it may also be said that be doesn't get along very well. "When a man first gets married." snid a man to-day. "everything is all righL Then, after he has been married a while, everything Is all wrong." You hear a thousand things every day that are "good for you." but there Is nothing quite so so od for you as a refusal to worry. That's the real secret of health and happiness. Head note: The big pompadours and mass of curls are going out. The style now Is for a girl to wear her haL" on the back of hr head, projecting out so far that she hus to turn a corner as cautiously as a wagon hauling a telegraph pole. The grumbler is a pest. Such a man ran cause a dozen men an hour to feel dissatisfied with themselves and their surroundings. A cheerful man is an angel, and a grumbler a devil. "When a man is married ho wants to rush off to a Justice of the pence and get through with it as soon as possible, but a woman wants a church wedding, in which all her kin follow her to the altar. Every time there is a big wedding a woman is responsible for It. When photographs of mother, as she appeared when young, aie shown the children they begin to regard her wrinkles and gray hairs as a proof of father's moan treatment, Instead of the work of time. Every little while we hear It said of some one: "Well, he got a lessen he'll not soon forget. It was disagreeable, but it will do him good." People seem to like to see others get these "lessons." We don't. We like to see people get along without them. Men-aro always wanting something hard to get. and after they get it they are not satisfied with it. A cow has more sense; when she eats her fill she lies down and chews her gum and is satisfied. Nature should have been equally kind to men and make them content with a full stomach of food good for them. Atchison (Kan.) Globe.

A Sample of His Nerve. Buck Taylor, the showman, was a great friend of Captain William O'Neill, the rough rider who was killed nt I-as Guasimas. Cuba, in the SpanishAmerican war. O'Neill was sheriff of Tucson. Ariz., when Taylor became acquainted with him. and no more than one occasion the cowboy rendered the easterner a service. "Did O'Neill deserve th' reputation he held for nerve?" Taylor was once asked. "Well." ho said and then hesitate 1. as if careful to choose the right words. "I don't think there was anything tha Ilucky O'Neill was afraid of. Once 1 went Into a den where ton of tho pal of n murderer and train robber he was aftor were gathered, laid hi hand on th man's shoulder and walked him out. Hp had not a friend or ally wlt'iin sight or hearing. Was that nerve?" Perfidious Wretch. Family Physician The trouble with your husband, madam, is that he has overdrawn his account at the bnnk of vitality. Mrs. Gaymnn I felt sure he was deceiving me about something! Doctor. I give you my word 1 never knew he had any account there!" -y Chlcaco Tribune. Trailing. Ho sont good money after bad. For It was his intent To keop pursuing till he had Run down the final cent. Chicago Post

Farm and Garden

A Summer Scene. The sunlight streams o'er hill and rill and winsome Melds of clover. Tho green corn waves Its shining blades, with gray doves Hying over; And ho! for life, my dearie, and all tho skies of blue. But all the world Is weary for Justi tho smile of you! What the bright skies above me the hills, with banners bright. Without your heart to love me without your eyes of light? And every prospect's dreary, and not one flower I vlow. For all the world is weary for just the smile of you! P. L. Stanton, in Atlanta Constitution. EXPERT TELLS HOW TO SPRAY IN INDIANA. W. B. Flick Says Three Applications are Sufficient. W. B. Flick, the well-known horticulturist, contributes the following timely article on spraying in Indiana to the current number of the Market Growers' Journal: To control Insects and the diseases which affect orchard fruit growing In Indiana, three sprayings are usually sufficient The first spraying with Bordeaux-ar-senate mixture, full strength (formula No. 1). on all trees and bushes before the bloom opens. The second spraying. Just after the bloom fails, with formula No. 1. full strength, evcept on the tenderer fruits, as peach, plum, cherry, etc.. when use half strength (formula No. 2). The third spraying, about ten days or two weeks after the second spraying, with Bordeaux mixture full and half strength as given for the second spraying. These three applications are usually all that is necessary to control our common orchard enemies; but sometimes the seasons for spraying are excessively rainy, in which case a fourth application, the first week in August, of arsenate of lead (formula No. 4). This formula is also etlate of the codling moth. If the San Jose scale insects have been discovered or located anywhere near your orchard you should spray your fruit and other trees with lime and sulphur wash (formula No. 4) at least once each year, in the winter or late fall, after the leaves have fallen to prevent serious serious damage by those Insects. This is tho only safe plan. If you wait until they have been discovered in your orchard they may have done irreparable damage. Better begin in time. They are effectually controlled by applications of lime and sulphur wash (formula No. 4). This formula is also effective as a fungicide and can be substituted for the first spraying, but must not be applied after the buds have begun to swell. Thoroughness Is the main secret of successful spraying. Every portion of the surface of the tree (bark, leaves and fruit) must be covered with a film of the mixture. You can spray nearly all the surface from the windward side by working around the tree, but not all. Do not neglect to cover the remaining portion as soon as the wind shifts to the proper direction. Spraying for San Jose scale must be done In late fall or during the winter, when the trees are dormant, and must be thorough in th- highest sense of that word. Everv insect must be touched by the wash to insure destruction. If thoroughly done, one spraying each year will be sufficient to control this destructive insect. For Irish potatoes apply Bordeaux arsenate of lead (formula No. 1') when bugs first appear In the spring, and continue throughout the season with Interval? of about two weeks, and until the tubers are fully formed. There are many good spray pumps, machines and other apparatus on the market, and each one can investigate and buy as to his needs. For the ordinary farm orchard a barrel outfit is preferable one which can be conveyed about the premises on the wagon or other vehicle. A cane pole with a light brats tube running through it or a gas pipe attached to the hose and having the nozzle at the upper end. Is necessary to reach Into the tops of trees. Wit this pole nnd standing in the wagon, one can reach a high tree effectively. For large orchards a power sprayer is reslrable and necessary. Anyone who hopes to grow fruit successfully, anywhere in the United Sates, without spraying Is destined to grievous disappointment. For the various formulae referred to In the article, write to W. B. Flick. Secretary State Horticultural Society. Indianapolis. Ind. Ed. A Smooth Field. It worries the good farmer to see his neighbors plowing the fields round and round the same way year after year. He knows that by-and-by there will be deep furrows all over the farm, and all the while these might be avoided. How? Chance the order of things this spring by going out Into the center of th? field where the dead furrow 13 and turning it full the first thing. Then 'gee' around Instead cf 'haw, as Is usually done, plowing back to the place of beginning. Keep this up to the end and you will have no ditch In the ml l lle. but a field that is nice and smooth and good to look upon. It may be a little awkward turning round to the right where one has always been in the habit of turning to the left, but yoif will soon get accustomed to It, and so will the horses. Co-Operation Among Farmers. Men In all other lines of business organize nnd work together. Farmers are beginning to see the need of concerted action, but as a rule we still work single-handed. At Lombard, 111., about twenty miles west of Chicago, the farmers who produce milk for sale In the big city have tried several times to organize in order to force the milk .trust to pay them a price in accordance with what the customer pnyB, but the trust Is always able to hire some farmer to break the rules of the local-

association or to talk against the project to such an extent as to defeat Its ends. This Is one great difficulty Jn forming protective measures among farmers. There are always a few men in the community who are willing to sacrifice future advantages to gain a few cents In present price. Agricultural Epltomist.

Notes of the Pig Pen. Give growing pigs food to produce bone, and muscle rather than fat. No domestic animal responds so quickly to good treatment as the hog. The pig should have n warm, dry bed kept clean and free from dust. Thrifty hogs turn grains into money quicker than any other domestic animal. The thrift' and condition of the mother determine to a great extent u-hnt tho nli will li.i ( When n hog hns to be driven to his feed usually a mistake has been made in hU feeding. When fed dry shelled corn Is more economical than cornmeal to feed to .fattening hogs. I Beauty in form and appearance is ;not a safe Indication of the value of a '-sow as a breeder. All In Management. Folks say that If you want nny class of stock that can always be sold at a profit, from weaning time until tottering old age, you want a mule. We do not raise mules, so can not speak from experience. This much we do know, however, several good friends of ours have been dickering in mules for years without making any money. Perhaps these are the exceptional cases that prove the rule. Others have raised and bought mules and made good money. We surmise It s more the limn and his management than it is the mule, that reaps the profit. The s-ame man dealing In razorbacks might make some money. Farmers' Mall and Breeze. Shrinkage of Eggs. In Spain railway companies have a ruling which takes into consideration the shrinkage In the weight of eggs ;in shipment, but poultrymen contend 1 1 t s- HA In,. ...l.n a I . t . 1 i uicic i nu iui nuaii'in ill mill 1 .weather. They admit, however, that j 'evaporation takes place In summer time sufficient to equal a loss of from one to five per cent., according to temperature and length of time the eggs are In transit. EpItomiaL Soil Must Breathe. Wo drain soil to get rid of the sur.plus water In early spring. It seems paradoxical that the same soil will remain more moist all summer than it did before draining, but such is the case. The reason Is that soil saturated with water Is air tight. The roots of plants cannot live In water; they need nlr as well. To be fertile, soil must , breathe. Epltomist. Breeding Corn. Prof. R. A. Moore says that painstaking in breedinc corn hns raised the .average corn production in Wisconsin Ifrom 25 busheb per acre In 1907 to 41.2 bushels perTlcre In 1907. This Increase is worth striving for in evory 'State and on every farm. j AROUND THE FARM. I Feed the little chicks little and ofton. ' Hard to find a better feed for hogs , than alfalfa. Feed little and often Is the rule In raising the colt by hand. i In setting out strawberries spread 1 the roots out fan shaped and be careful not to bury the rrown. j It takes the right kind of feed to (grow a good crop of fleece, but when grown It is money in the owners' pocket. I The bull calf can be spoiled by Improper care. At ilx months of age reg- , ular exercise should be provided for hlm. such as a trea.rmill. I If skim milk is obtained from the creamery It should be Fterlllzed to make certain that you are not bringing tubercular germs onto the farm. If you are feeding the calf skim milk, put something else In to take the place of the fat removed. Oil meal is good. A little corn meal is also good. The habit of calves sucking each other's cars would not be so easily formed If they were given something to chew on. such as dry bran, for Instance. Always room for Improvement, whether In farm methods, farm crops or farm animals. Rest not content with the present standards. Always aim higher. If you are looking for a larger oat yield observe three things. Get good seed, treat with formula to be sure It Is smut proof and then plant In wellprepared soil. Tests Indicate that more wheat can be raised on land which has grown a crop of millet for hay. nnd also on land where the greeen millet hns been plowed under. Any sudden change In diet of the farm animals Is a shock to the system which will take the animal some time to recover from. Begin the chances from winter feed to grass, gradually. If you have not a mnnure spreader, harrow the field after you have put the manure on by hnnd. This will prove almost as good as the use of the spreader, although not as quick. Never use an ax to prune with. Use saw or pruning shears nnd take the limbs and branches off close to the tree so thnt the tree In time will cover the wound with bark and thus prevent rotting. Look nfter the bare places In the dooryard and around the house. A Utile preparation of the soil and sowing of grass seed now will give you a nice green covering for the summer. It will make tho place look better. On the farm. whoreMt is the wise policy to give the chickens the range of the land. It Is wise to fenco In the garden plot with wire fencing. It will save the garden from many n foraging expedition on the part of the chickens and will keep you from doing a lot of worrylnKIn planting oats with a cultivator.

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soil, cultivate them In nnd har smoothing. This method has vantage of covering the seed w it leaves the ground uuewn strenkB. Perhaps n better wn sow the oats on the soil after been stirred by the cultUa'ir harrow for smoothing and cover seed. Weak lambs can almost alw revived by putting them into w warm as It Is possible to lca hands In. Keep them there for minute nnd then take out and r until quite dry. Warm a spoon water, milk some of the motlu r in spoon, ndd a few drops of w f put this down the lamb, an t three or four times. Rub hl and make him swallow. Wrap In dry cloths, and lay him In a with an old blnnket or Bom thrown over him. Extracted honey. If botMr i sealed .at the temperature of grees, will, if kept in a ut ' warm temperature, keep liqui l year or more. But there Is a difference In honey. Some wi i much more quickly than oMmr atmosphere 1b quite favorable dying of both extracted and honey. Cellars and cold rorrr dally when subject to fre" r poor places for honey. In uu t died extract honey, the tetnp should not go above ICO degm wise the fine flavor will, in measure, be destroyed. The t; Is to place the vessel of candn in another large receptacle o;, hot water. 4 1 I T I' V n ( t a 4 3 n HUMAN SEISMOGRAPH Out with a Warning of an Impprang Cataclysm in This Country Maud Lord Drake, who h . ualistic tendencies and calls " A human seismograph, predicts- a disaster of dire proportions nent somewhere on this r She declares that she fur Galveston tidal wave and Francisco earthquake, and wa inhabitants of both these citu beforehand that destruction w them. She also lays claim warning of the Slocum dts,i Colllngwood (0.) school fire recent series of earthquak- -eign lands. She said yestrnl. "These disturbances cr.' distress me beforehand In -to their dest ructiveness and i On Jan. 23 1 was greatly a(Yday. could with difficulty kr. ; everything turning in confucame a hurrying of spirts. I thither, with all kinds of clmen. women and children time I told of great earths cqme, and on that very d. province of Turkestan. In w sin. sixty villages and more people were destroyed. Tlu-n eruption of the Collma volean Ico. and a month later the l -of .Messina. "But the worst is to c n many months, at various tiir.been, and 1 am now. In tho something even more appallir structive of human life. I ca' etrate the gloom as yet. but . that It must be in this coin that I must be in It In ad the cataclysm Impending In trtry there Is to be another : disaster In Europe; not rli; perhaps, but still not very fa "But If. as in other cases : got the light In time to warn" ities to be affected, what got it do? People will not hr-d late. They paid no attention veston or San Francisco, nor w heed given when, in 1SS3. I from the platform of the connrter In the Island of Krakat n 25.000 lives were lost." Houl !( (Cal.) Cor. New York Times A Sunday Reading of Scnptu'e There is the story of Du Goliath as it is said to have cently told by the Rev. BU1 -with appropriate gestures. t congregation of eight thousat. "And so David's pa conn -him where he was working In and says: 'Dave, better go i house. Your ma's anxious a'other boys fighting In the nrun heard from them by 'phone thing, and she'd like you sh them up.' So Dave hops on . and hikes to the front, and st. with his brothers overnight "In the morning old Golla" out In front of the Phllis dares the Israelites to fight 1 '"Who's that big stiff nu the big talk out there?' asks 1 "'Why. that's the head ch big noise,' says his brothers '"Why dont some one one?' asks Dave. "'We've all got cold feet.' Israelites. '"You fellows make me tlrr .! Dave, and he pikes out to the gets Tour pebbles In his slur " sack, slams one at Goliath, and him In the coco between th Goliath goes to tho mat. ta count, and Dave pokes him slats, chops off his block. ar whole Philistine gang skM" Harper's Weekly. A Way to Wealth. Upon one occasion the lav T Poulett. who. by the way. was t spendthrift, was paying his tv and on hnndlng the medical gi' 400 guineas in gold asked lUr, knew how to grow rich. Th- ' replied In the negative, nnd 't1 advised him never to pay an bv check, hut always in coin added, "the more you look money the less Inclined you vs. part with It" Consolation. Adam nnd Eve were moving "Thank heaven, thoro are ni bors to sec we haven't any furr.; she cried. Thus she extracted a drum! fort. New York Sum His Mean Comment. Wife (reading) Here's the n tlscment of a matrimonial agu ferlng to supply any man with for a guinea. " Husband Oh, of course; i' less to get Into trouble than It d got out again. London Scraps.