Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 34, Jasper, Dubois County, 21 May 1909 — Page 7

Kidney

Ailment ' t ITT ITI '-4 ,v D U U V 3 " tM cf Kidney ailment, no matter recelle tbey have tried, no w irany docton they have con-',-i'terhow aerloua the case, to n Kidney lU-medy n trial. . ctmUhed to tee how nuloVly , all pains In the hark loins , su(d by the kidneys. You .iir; rl8ol to sec how quickly the an-elllnc In the fort anil i nfllne under the eye, after . , ' w dnM of this rrtjjedy. You ' -htiM to are the color returnr rhek and feel the thrill of c. h1 rheer. If your Trine I !,.' kv. If It 1 pale and foamy. If wllnnnts' or hrlckdust If It Is v rod or has an offensive smell, " "to frequently, yon hould erv.ne thl remedy until all aymp- ( pear. We liellove thl remedy ! more serlou kidney aliments .e Kidney nxillelnrw that haTe .tinded Professor Munron tet . t the terrible deith rate from i H.ensc and Diabetes Is unnec- , n l will he preatly reduced by Oils , rft- to ymir drwclnt and pnrcbae ft Mnnyon's Kldner remedy. If . . flip pflttfnctlon I will refund ier Munyon. , t all dniirfrfeta. Trice 23c. Food Products LIBBY'S EVAPORATED MILK Contains double the Nutriment and None of the Injurious Bacteria ? ) often found in Socalled Fresh or Raw Milk. The use of Lib by' s Insures Pure, Rich, Wholesome, Healthful Milk that is Superior in Flavor and Economical in Cost. Libby's Evaporated Milk is the Purest, Freshest, High - grade Milk Obtained from Selected Carefully Fed Cows. It is pasteurized and then Evaporated, the water taken out) tilled into Bright, New Tins, Sterilized and Sealed Air Tight until You " 1 T -Ncea it. Try LIB BY S and tell your friends how good it is. Libby, McNeill &. Libby CHtCAO O S3 WESTERN CANADA More Big Crops In 1900 AüMhrr 60.000 Scllkrs Iron the United Stales NEW DISTRICTS OPENED FOR SETTLEMENT Urn (I tied I EACH SCTTLC2 I6B Ttec 'irj ,ti 160 it $3.60 Per Acre, "l. rieft country and a contenttd, r'o.r-r, prop,. Kxtract rrom corn-spund-v n I Kditor. who rUlt to Western Aukui, Vkm. niiin Inspiration. P id the entire cost of thir larmi ' iian rti (rom SloootoS'-OOpcr acre I ne c-np. , - JVhrat. Whiter Wheat. OaU, Barter. I'. a-e the principal er while the -brhur t. iH-rtct n the best Cattle '-r U-,-n .J on the C -c ico market. H- im, oJ a A Churvlv In all ' ' railway, tou h mMd ihv nettled dlv 1n ' r ten tec pnmluce alnay ' al-o be tmrcha-d bom Railway and ""'l For pamphlH, mar and irvrpsirdiaff liw rail-oal ratmanprto tt. Superintendent of Immicratlon, 4 1 -ui4, or W. II. RnBer. vf Floor, I "uina! lUildi-jr. Indianapolis. Ind, M.oernment AitenU. i.L.r. joa w thl. J,-rtl.mnt. SLICKERS , wear well I vHd they keep you &y while you are wearing them 300 EVERYWHERE a Ith.. wiAftAH Cg UMirto. Tooohto. Cam.

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SheI heard you singing In your room this morning. Ho Oh. I sing a little to kill time. bho ou haro a good woapon. Boston TranBcrlpt. SKIN TROUBLES CURED. Tim I-Ktle Ctrl. , ,Bln xrr Ilmlly,, one Cnn riilltl' lfnlr "niim Out 11 ml 1.,-ft Hnru Pniolif Ctillrurn Met will. Snvvenn. "I have two littlo Slrls who have Ikhmi truiiblcii rory bmliy with efzeom. One of thorn luni it n lior lower limits. I did ovi.rytiiln Mint I t-ouhl lipr ff for her. but it did nut give In until warm wiwtiir. wImmi It sonilnly subfildwt. JJm next ivluter when It hoanno eold the etieniK stnrtetl aln niitl also In her liead where It would take the Inlr out and l.uve Iwre patches. At the .hiui ilmc her anus were Mire the wbwlc leusih f them. I took her to n iih.v?.'. iuii, but the child prew worse II tin- tiuio. Her sister's anus were nlso alKi-ted. I began usinj; the Cutimrn Hentedles. and liy the time the senmd bit was dmhI their skin was soft mid piiiUi. Mrs. Charlus linker. Albion. Me.. Sept 21. 1SKW." Potter Dru fi I'hem. Corps.. Sole Proas, of Cuticnre Iienx-dics. Boston. Unanswered. Jlrs. Hoylo Does your husband smoke? Mrs. Doyle My husband Is dead. .Mrs. Hoylo That Isn't answering my question. Browning's Magazine. Fair Warning. Engagements never should be long. Ye swains who go to court. Take heed! The long engagement's wrong It keeps a fellow short. Caihollc Standard and Times. $IiO Reward, $100. The reader of thl paper will be pleated to learn that there U at least one dreaded disease that trlonce lias been able to cure In all Its stages, and that Is Catarrh. HallCatarrh Cure Is the only positive eure njw known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh belnr a constitutional disease, require a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure I taken Internally, acting directly UKn the blood and rancour surface of tk. rstera. thereby detrorln? the foundation of the disease, and glrlns the patient etrensth by building up the constitution and assUttn nature In doln? Its work. Tb proprietors hare so xaueh faith In It enratlre pnnrcrs that tber olfer On IImdred Dollars for any case that It falls to cure. Send fnr Hit of testimonials. Addrev K. J CHKN'EV CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by all Dracelst. 75c TaU Hall's Family Hlls for conatlpatton. Painful Progress. "Vou don't seem to be getting along well." groaned the vlcltra In the chair. "No." rejoined the dentist. "I have evidently struck a snag." Browning's Magaine. Good Taste. Mrs. Cannibal You haven't a single redeeming trait. Cannibal Oh. there's some good In me; I have Just eaten a missionary. New York Press. Morocco Leather. Genuine Morocco leather is made of goatskins, tanned with pure sumac. NOTHING IN SIGHT. I.lft Und Lot! All Intrrcvt. Mrs. J. V. IViiiKTtoii. sr4 s. Lafayette St.. Marshall. Mo, snvs: "Doctors told me I had Bright's disease, and I iH'lleved it. I was getting wonkor and weaker until I dually took to ImhI. The kidney secretions were scanty "V n.wl Alln.1 ...I.I. i f dead tissue. I got thin aiul emaciated and then besan to bl.Mtt all o-er. It nppressiM my heart and I was In such a condition that I did not take an Interest In anything. As a Inst effort I lesan using Donn's Kidney Pills. The kidneys responded quickly, began currying off the imlsous. and when 1 had used twelve Ikjxps the trouble was all gone. I now enjoy luster health than ever before." Sold by all dealers. .0 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. The Glue Bottle Cork. After a bottle of glue or cement has been opened rub mutton tallow on a ound cork before Inserting It, and the cork will not stick fast to the neck of the bottle and break when an attempt is made to draw It. Moreover, the glue will remain in n liquid state. Poll Tax. The poll tax was first levied In England In the year 1377 and repealed In 15S0. Its purpose was to assist In defraying the expenses of the French war. Its collection in 13S1 led to the celebrated Wat Tylor Insurrection. Trr Mnrlne Ilj-r llemrdjr For lied. Weak. Weary. Watery Eyes. Compounded by Experienced Phrl!sns. Conform to the Pure Food and Drue Iaw. .Murine Poem't Smart. SwKbv Bye l'aln. Try Murine for Vour Eyes. You Will Ukc It. A Vital Difference. "Do you allow your maid an afternoon out In the week?" "No; we don't allow her one." "How do you get on with her then?" "Easily. She takes three." Baltimore American. Hard Bones. Stays were quite unknown In Russia until Peter the Great danced with some Hanoverian ladies on his Journey to pomeranla. Quite astounded, the monarch exclaimed to his suit after the ball. "What confoundedly hard bones these German women have! " England's Last Duel. The last duel fought In England between British subjects took place on the 20th of May. 1815, at Southsea. between Captain Selon, of the Eleventh Hussars, and Lieutenant Hawkey, of the Koyal Marines. The best way to worship the heavenly child Is to give every child some heaven.

Trying His Hand. "I jlouut ye are growing remiss, John, said a Scotch parish mlnlstor. I have not soon you lu kirk these thro Sabbaths." John was not duly abashed. "Na." said ho. "it's no that I'm growing remiss; I'm Just tlnkorln' nwa wf ma oul masel." London News. The Greatest Problem. "Some critics have boon cruel onough to say that all airship Inveijtors are flighty." said the pretty "That's Just the trouble, miss," replied the struggling aviator; "the mnJorlty of us can't make a night at all." Chicago News.

At Bridge. Miss Bridge Fiend You ought to be able to wrllo fine comedies. Mx. Post. Young Author You flatter me. Miss Beatrix. Why ought I to? Miss Bridge Fiend Because you make such amusing plays. Philadelphia Inquirer. The Dutch Crown. The Dutch crown, which is valued at SGO0.O0O, was stolon by burglars in 1S2D. It remained In their possession for nearly two years. Eventually some of the gems w.-re discovered burled near Brussels after the arrest of the thieves In England. CASTOR A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Haye Always Bought Bears tho Signature o SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY. The great secret of life Is not to make many Important mistakes. No woman who has a house that Is clean need ever be ashamed of her furniture. The man who begs your pardon means about as much as you do when you grant It. i wonder If I look as nasty when I eat," said a man to-day, "as other people look to me?" We wish we could hibernate during summer and winter and live only during the spring and fall. So many men carry large life Insurance these days that getting rich by marrying widows is bocoming quite an Industry. It Is all right in books for a girl to have a lover who worships her from afar, but outside of books she wants him to come a little nearer. Another thing to be called In is the sentiment about "sleeping in a valley so sweet;" every cometery wo ever saw -was perched on top a high hill. When a woman hears that tho school teacher says her boy Is a bad boy she goes to the schoolhouse to scratch the teacher's eyes out. But when a woman hoars that her husband is a bad man she accepts It as confirmation of what she has long suspected. Kitchen Diplomacy. Mlstross For hoaven's sake, hurry up the dinner, Mary! Mr. Smith Is so hungry he will get angry. Cook Well, that's Just why I'm slow today. This chicken Is so tough that If he Isn't hungry and angry he won't eat It. John Bull. Deserves the Name. Askltt Is you friend Yankom a painless dentist? Noltt Yes. He's so busy he hasn't time to take pains with his victims. Detroit Tribune. The Very Thing. "Well, there's one thing about Nurltch; he's always ready to confess his faults." "Nonsense! Why, he's forever bragging about being self mado." "Of course; that's Just it." Houston Post. Original. History 1 Instructor What did you do about all the weeks' readlug that you failed to do? Freshman I made It up. Instructor So I should Judge from your papers. Harvard Lampoon. LIGHT BOOZE. Po You Drink Itf A minister's wife had quite a tussle with coffee and her experience Is Interesting. She says : "During the two years of my training as a nurse, while on night duty. I became addicted to coffee drinking. Between midnight and four In the morning, when the pntients were asleep, there was little to do except make the rounds, ami it was quite natural that I should want a good, hot cup of coffee about that time. It stimulated me and I could keep awake better. "After three or four years of coffee drinking I became a nervous wreck and thought th.it I simply could not live without my coffee. AH this time I was subject to frequent bilious attacks, sometimes so severe ns to keep me In bed for several days. "After being married, Husband begscd me to leave off coffee, for ho feared that It had already hurt me almost beyond repair, so I resolved to make an effort to release myself from the hurtful habit. "I began taking Postum and for a few days felt the languid, tired feeling from the lack of the stimulant, but I liked the taste of Postum, and that answered for the breakfast beverage all right. "Finally I began to feel clearer head cd and had steadier nerves. Afler n year's uj-o of Postum 1 now feel like a new woman have not had any bilious attacks since I left off coffee." "There's a Iteason." Bead "The Bond to WellvUIe." In pkgs. fiver read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They arc genuine, true and full of human interest.

As It happened On the third day of the honeymoon ho observed: "Some said It was cortalnly Sartlos. and some said It was Sir Herbert, but nobody said It was me. Yet I was chosen and thoy were rojocted. Why?" "You don't want to know, and I don't want to tell you.' "But I do want to know. You didn't care for mo In the least. 1 havo no Illusions about myself. I am not noarly so good looking as Sarties, who certainly proposed to you at tho Gar-stin-Venn's dance. Neither am I noarly so wealthy as that amiable and elderly knight. Sir Herbert, who unquestionably npoko to your father on tho subject." "That was just tho reason why I married you." "What! Because I was plaiuor than Sartlos and poorer than Sir Horben?" "The same thing, but put rather differently. You were much better iooking than Sir Herbert and much richer than Sarties. You're qulto right about (ho Qarst In-Venn's dnnce. Mr. Sarties did propose then, and I did not refuse him not at the moment." "Do I not know It? Was not his face transfigured?" "He was terrifically handsome." She shrugged her shoulders. "What Idiots girls are! I'm utterly tired of that Greek god business now. I think a man who Is as handsome as all that always looks a little vulgar or even effeminate, which is worse. Mr. Sarties looked both; but. being a girl, I was also an Idiot, and I did uot refuse him. But I did not accept him either. I postponed I spoke to papa." "And your father said that Sarties was a pauper?" "A pauper and a buffoon and a grinning ape and a liar. You know, dear papa never did like men who played the violin. He hnd an Interview with papa, and papa was very rude, and Mr. Sanies whole me a perfectly horrible letter which was meant to be sarcastic. So that finished it." "And then?" "Then Sir Horbert came along, and papa said that here was an honorable, upright gentleman who could well afford to maintain me In a proper position In life. Papa said he did not dream of coercing me In any way and that I was to make an absolutely free choice, and he would not lot me refuse him finally. On the other hand. I would not accept him. How could I? Why, he was old forty If he was a day. (Oh, Edward, dearest, do let us never not be young!) And then lie was hideous." "And then I came in. I was the compromise not too ugly for you and not too poor for your fathor. And you did not care for me In the least." "It was only that I did not know you well enough then. And papa always liked you." "True. But I was not marrying your father."

"Girls are idiots! Oh. to think that I might have Insisted on marrying that insufferable Mr. Sarties; Why did you make me tell you? It makes me feel so horrid! I can't think. how oven a girl could have been the dlot I was. The only sensible thing that I did was that I did accept you. You don't mind, do you? 'Not now?" "It hns always been my opinion." said her husband, "that the man who wins a race need not grumble very much that he did not get a good start." "And you have won most completely." She paused and then said pensively: "Do you know, 1 did not think you were really very fond of me either just at first. You asked me just now why I accepted you. Now, tell me, why did you ask mo to marry you?" He smiled, paced the room once or twice and replied In her own words: "You don't want to know, and I don't want to tell you." "Then you didn't not just at first. I was right. Then why on earth did you ask me to marry you? No; stop. Don't tell me. You made me tell you, but I don't want you to tell me. A woman's wiser than a man there, and yet some men say that women are curious. As a rule, they don't want to know half the things that men Insist on telling them. So you didn't love me at first? I understand, of course. 1 can't help understanding. Was she as pretty as 1 am that other girl who refused you Just boforo you proposed to me? What an Idiot she must have been' But. of course, girls always are Idiots. I've said that before. It doesn't mnttor a bit when you come to think It over. We got engaged without being n bit in love with each other, hut it turned out all right as it hnpponod." "Yes." he said, "it turned out very particularly all right as it happened. One doesn't deserve one's luck." he added solemnly. She gave a sigh of relief. "Tm rather glad It was the snrao for tbboth of us," she said, "because Mint means It wasn't different for ltiier. doesn't It?" He assented. There was nothing else that he could havo done. She loaned back in the easy chair (saddlebag type, common to riverside inns that play at being big hotels! and clasped her hands at the back of her head. "I'm po happy!" she murmured ecstatically. Black and White. Different Fruits. "That girl Is a perfect peach in his eye." "Then she must be the apple of It." Baltimore American. Certain. To cure a cold don't rail at It Or In your wrath abuse It. To cure a cold, so I've bcon told, The best way Is to lose It. Grlmaldl, Joseph Grlmaldl 1779-1S37 was porhaps tho most eminent pantomlnw clown that ever nppearod on the stage. The Sea Level. Few know tho meaning of eoä level. It Is halfway between the high and low water marks.

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When a remedy has lived for over thirty years, steadily growing in popularity and influence, and thousands upon thousands of women declare they owe their very lives to it, is it not reasonable to believe that it is an article of great merit? We challenge the world to show any other one remedy for a special class of disease which has attained such an enormous demand and maintained it for so many years as has Lydia E.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, the famous woman's remedy for woman's ills. Unless it is a very good medicine and the claims made for it are honest, such a record would have been impossible fraud or misrepresentations would long ago have been detected and the business gone into oblivion. Read this unsolicited letter: Melbourne, Iowa: "T suffered for many yenrs with fcmnlo troubles, inflammation, and bearing-down pains, so that I was unable to do my work, " L-vdia E.IMiikliaiiis Vegetable Compound "vrns recommended, and I am so thankful for tho groat good It has done me. I feel that I am a living- advertisement for this medicine ns I havo inlhienced so many of my friends to uso It, so thankful am I that it restored me to health." Mrs. Clara Watermann, lt. D. 1, Melbourne, Iowa. When a woman like Mrs. Watermann is generous enough to write such a letter as the above for publication, she should at least be given credit for a sincere desire to help other suffering women. For we assure you there is no other reason why she should court such publicity. We say it in all sincerity- and friendship try this medicine.

For 30 years Lydia 12. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills. No sick woman docs justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and has thousands or cures to its credit. toMrs. Pinkbam invites all sick -women mrW to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health free of charge. Address Mrs. lMiikbam, Lynn, Mass.

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Evasion. "What's the plural of hippopotamus?" asked the grammarian. "You don't have to use any plural. A hunter Is mighty lucky to see one of em." Washington Star. Snfc mid Sure. Among the medicines that are recommended and endorsed by physicians and nurses is Kemp's Balsam, the best cough cure. For many years It has been regarded by doctors as the medicine most likely to cure coughs, and it has a strong hold on the esteem of all well-informed people. When Kemp's Balsam cannot cure u cough we shall bo at a loss to know what will. At druggists' and dealers', 2."e. Icebergs. Icebergs sometimes last 200 years before they entirely melt away. Virtue that parleys is near a surrender. French. alr. Window's Soottiln;; Syrup for children ticthintr. roftrns the (rums, reduces inflammation, fall) pain, turr wind colic. 25 cents a bottlo. Ho who waits to do good In some notable way will never have any good to note. Friendship Is tho wine of life Young. If you can not drive an ox, drive a donkey. Spanish. Error Is worse than ignorance. Bailey. All Who Would Enjoy good health, with its blessings, must understand, quite clearly, that it involves tho question of right living with nil tho term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best, each hour of recreation, of enjoyment, of contemplation and of effort may bo made to contribute to living aright. Then tho use of modicincs may be dispensed with to advantage, but under ordinary conditions in many instances a simple, wholosomo remedy may be invaluable if taken at the proper time and the California Fig Syrup Co. holds tliat it it alike important to present tho subject truthfully and to supply tho ono perfect laxative to those desiring it. Consequently, tho Company's Syrup cl Figs and Elixir of Senna gives general satisfaction. To get its beneficial effect! buy the genuine, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only, and for eale by all leading druggists.

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fc mare are toailnp Distemper may take soon of tbem corn pUtumg way bo late if your borsca have Distemper. SPOHN'S DISTEMPER CURE Is your true anfetruard n cure an well aa preventlre Oc and 1.00 bottle 85.00 and 1 10.00 do-en. dellveit-l Lnrpe Is more than twice ths smaller hue. Don't put It off Oct 1U Druppints oraend to manufacturers. Spolin Medical Co., Chtm.'il, and Bactrrialofhti, Goshen, Ind., U.S.A.

PROOF in the Morning! Wo toll you about how good you'll feel after taking a CASCAKET that millions ot people buy, uso and recommend them But that's talk you buy a box now tako as directed lo-niuht and get tho proof in tho morning After you know CASCARETS you'll never be without them. ejj CASCARETS toe a box for a -reek's treatment, all drur-itta. Diffgest seller la the wotld. Million boxes a month. WHISKY HABIT! We have the only known formula that absolutely cures whiskey, norphine, opium, heroine, codeine, .'oeaine, chloral or atropine habits, or any of these In combination. PAY WHEN CURED. We guarantee our cure. Wo do not exact a cent of money from the patient' until he Is satisfied of his cure and leaves the sanitarium. He places the money In the bank In his own name (not In ours) to be paid to us when cured. Could any proposition bo fairer? DR. STEWART, 1114 . Illinois St., Indianapolis. Please clve. In absolute ennndence. full particular concernlut; your treatment. Name Address Clip out the above coupon and mail at once to THE DR. J. B. STEWART SANITARIUM, 1114 North Illinois Street, Indianapolis &20 PER ACRE Buys 400 Acres in Jasper county. Indiana. Land on all sides in crops. Look this up. 0. Franklin, Record-Herald Bldg, Chicago. Blessed Is ho who findeth a true friend. Bible. II Blilkted wllh Sere Eyes, use I. N. U., INDIANAPOLIS, No. 21, 1903.

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