Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 30, Jasper, Dubois County, 23 April 1909 — Page 7
COLDS CURED IN ONE DAY
Macrons Cold , Homely loves ths .; i i roat end Iudss uluiost Immediate1 V ts levers. nMs DUcliarices of Ji, n c takei awnT nil aches aud palm d IT colda. It cures Orlp and ob- " a! toughs and prevents Pneumonia. 'Vi' jau stiff or prrollen Joint, no mat,r bow chr-ulct Ask your drufglat for M "vn a ItneumntUm Itemed- and sc t Q'U Vir you will ho cur.;!. if tu J hare any kidney or bladder trou I get Xlunyon Klduejr Heim-dy xi nr. n a Vltnllter makes weak rstl t,- aud restores lost jrc.
The Only Time. K-. -It scorns to inu, old man, t .,u're iiiortllnatoly selflsli. Don't .1 perform nny act of sacrlUco? , ', . v Well, sometimes . when I , .' .,, -in- late from the club and fiti'l , w iv m an Inquisitive mood I uo r thv truth a hit. Philadelphia J Could This Happen? A ! it is this commotion at the 1 1 .. populnco has assembled to . 1 oll.-go professor." .. I thought maybo it was to u,, m- some prizefighter."
Victory or Death. Sir Edward Landscer. the famous animal painter. tuiM that when he was a boy ho oneo wltm-sned a light between two dogB. one of which belonged to an Irishman who wa a retired prizefighter. The Irishman's dog was badly beaten, and the fact was a soiirco of jloep chagrin to tho owner, lie wn vory Jealous of his dog's record, but, as only he and tho palntor had soon tho light, he anked tho latter in a decidedly significant way which of the dogB won. "Why," wag the reply, "your dog won, of course. Ho was nudornoath the other do, but he was chewing tho life out of the cur all the time." "That's right." said tho Irishman; "you have aaved your loife." Cleveland Louder.
They Left Nothing. "And what," asked tho boroavod lady, "wore my husband's last words?" "lie didn't say army lasht wurruds, ma'am," replied Pat. "Afther tho doctors got through wld him on do oporatln table he hadn't evon a wurrud left In him, poor soul!" Houston Po.st
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Foundation of a Fortune. . . in iSo.s the "end of all things" w ;i..l.ctecl for February 22. 1S53. ., -Niime parts of the country peor . . , une panic strichen, and, if one , - 'rue, the wealth of certain Y"rk family had its foundation i ! f property which was sold !:ruloutdy small price because ' . m" which was soon coming. JUST DOUBLE
320 ACRES Instead of 160 ACRES
At ' r er Inducement to MttU-m-nt of tho K has' it lands ol Western Canada, tiia , 1 tiu. nmtnt has increavxl the area 1 k. n I'y a lmmrt a!r ti3 aert 1 1 t.i lie ourt based at f3.00 per ncre.
x . 1 's art-in thi-Rram-raUlnff area, where fa ΓΌ 15 also carried on with unqualified iv will shortly Iks ImUt it. Hudwn Hay, , m t world's markc a tbousaml mitva r wheat Odds, where nchoils and ae cinTcnk-nt, climate excellent, rail-m.-t.i all settlements and local markets ''If tLm tn ...rmifil ihm
rtvtlatwni that a visit to the gnat empire hint f th North of ui unfolded at teery turn. " Corrvspomtencc ol a National 1 nho rltitrd Western Canada la 1. s rear al-o lc purchased (mm Railway a 1 t m .,n(es at LOW PRICES AND ON EASY TERMS. For pamphlets, map and 1 r nai to luw Hallway Hat app.y to - t. Superintendent of Immigration, 1. 1 la. or V. H. Kojcrs, t.l Floor, I 1 1 nal llul'di' 2. Indianapolis, Ind., " ! (. w rnment Acents. 1 ' ui xbftrr you r tbU JirtlmnV.
Morphine WHISKEY COCAINE And all Drug Habits G LT RED In 12 to 15 Days. 4 1 ure is Guaranteed and there arc no bad after tflects. CALL OR WRITE The Dr. J. B. Stewart Sanitarium '!' Illinois St., Indianapolis, Ind.
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Tho reformer who blows a trumpet Is more anxious to astonish tho na
tives than to surprise the enemy. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, g mercury will mirely destroy the ense of omell and completely derange the whole systorn when entcrlnc It throush the mucous mirfar-. S'ieh articles should never to u-od 1 xeojit on prescriptions from reputable phrslrlann. as the damnpe they will do Ii ttri fold to the pood you can posaloly derive fiom them. Hair Catarrh Cure, manufactured by V. J. Cheney Je O.. Tolxlo. O.. contains no mercury, and 1 taken Internally, actinc directly upon tho blood nnd mucous surfaces of the ystetn. In Uuylnc Hall's C atarrh Cure r sure you Ret the jreoalne. tt Is taken Internally and made- In Tolwlo, Ohio, by K. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Sold by Drucgtats. Price, "fie. per tattle. Take Hall's KsmHy Illla for rwutlpatlon. The New Spring Hat.
"Whit Is that I see before me?"
Asked tho noor. bewildered man.
"It's a flowerpot inverted
Or it a now ulshimn,
A fnncv market bnskft
Dr n lirntul now chimney not?
When his wtfo emphatic auswored,
"Indoed, sir. It Is not:
"What Is it. then?" ho queried.
"And why is it so gay? Why decked with such fine rigging?
Oh. what is it. dear. 1 ray;
I suppose it has somo meaning.
I suniKMe some uso It bears.
Is it somo barbaric vase, dear?
Then why isn't it in pairs?"
But she answered, oh, so coldly:
"Prnv. what are you driving at;
Can't you see this thing of bonuty
is mv stylish now snrlnc hat?
"And must I ro with that horror?"
"Yiti " she said, "for It s boucllt"
But Mi shrieked as ho fell prostrate.
He had fainted at tue inougni. Baltimore American.
t'i'n in the world. CASCARETS the t fp'st seller-why? Because it's the best i( livr TtnA Virwuelt. It S
v'.at tdcy will do for you not what V ihey -will 7 that makes c Vc ARFTS famnnt Miillnns use
'ARETS and it is all the medicine "al th"y ever need to take. CW
' A RKTfi toe a box for a week's -'went attdnirrUtv nimjest feller 10 .e wurid. Million boxes a month.
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HETTY GREEN'S RIVAL. Remarkable Career of Woman Who Rose From Poverty to Millions. Clementine M. Silverman classes with Hetty ;tn. When Mrs. Silverman's husband died 15 years ago she was loft with six children and a pile of debts; today she Is a millionaire Bovornl times ovor and one of tho Inrgest and most successful buildern in New York. When Mrs. Green bocame a widow she was loft with a substantial estato on which to renr the pltumclo of hor recont wealth. Mrs. Silverman started her business career with an Idea as hor single assot. She went out of a small notion shop, which had been oponited at a loss. Into the real estate business. SJ10 was the llrst builder In the country to put bathtubs in tenomonts, and the tenants used them for coal. The woman had a talent for anticipating Increase In realty values. Her first building venture was in an isolated spot on tho upper Iiast Side. A factory was going up; the idea camo to her that tho men to be employed In tho factory would turn naturally to homes near by. She bought half a tilock for little moro than a song, borrowed the monoy for that; borrowed Vi-rv nont fnr cnriKtriirtlnn. and a
I month after the row of tenements was I completed routed the last flat. She ! si.ld tho property with a profit of moro than $25,ti0ii. Since then sha has been 1 1. uving, building and selling, always with lnrifo financial rewards.
Mrs. Silverman is the president of 'he real estate lirm of C. M. Silver11.. -m Sim. Sho m .'in fines this com
pany with hor youngest son Milton, I iin.l In t tin Inst few vtnrs the mother
' and boy have built the Clement Court, Illvthotiniirne. Lorraine. Tuxedo Court
and Ambassador apartment houses in Madison avenue, and tho Saguonay, t'astleton. HriarcllIT. and Renault Crnirt nnnrtnifiiit houses in UDDOr
llroadwav. She is buildiiiK one at
One Hundred and Fortieth street and
Broadway. She was one of the tirst tn sen tho vast nosslbllitles on the
long stretch of Broadway along the line of the subway north of One Hundred and Thirty-fifth street. Now she becomes a pioneer in elevator apartment house construction In The Bronx,
where sho is building at One Hundred and Sixty-eighth street and Boston
Road. This is not tho end. Mrs. Silverman has established her two other sons and her three daughters in the hnllillni? business. Moses Crystal.
son-in-law No. 1, Is tho president of tho Crystal Realty Company; Dr. Phil
Melrowitz. son-in-law- No. 2, ts president of the Jumel Realty Company; Charles Gross, son-in-law Xo. 3. is
president of tho Times Realty Company. Robert Silverman, a son. Is ttAml of the Tomahawk Realty Com
pany, and Arthur Silverman, the other
son Is also in active Harness as a
builder. Mrs. Silverman is the guiding spirit of all the family corpora- . f n elm Id n cfl vnr.YialriwI nilto?.
spoken little woman, with a love for
ease In living, tue opera, anu who mis
about tho upper part or .Mannaunn nml Tim llronx in her automobile.
keeping watch on realty conditions
and picking up corner 101s anu wmne
blocks at bargain prices. .Mrs. silverrnlinL' axiom is "A contented
fnnn is .1 nernintient tenant." and
she has proved Its value. New York
Press.
Flrt Lifeboat. Tho first llfrthnnt w-nn tnniln hv T.irv
nol I.iililn n rnnrh tinllilor nf T.nnilon.
His boat was provided with air tight
compartments, siaus or cone were bolted to tho top sides, and thoro was Iron ballast on the keol. Thoso foaturos are found la lifeboats to this
day.
No Difficulty About That. Tendier fnt nltiht school) Give me
some illustration of the "survival of
the littest."
rfhacev Haired Pupil Any hand
some widow. Chicago Tribune.
Promptly Applied.
Ai-fHeved Sneaker My remarks.
sir. d not seem with you to amount
(, n row nf nins.
nnn.d Hearer To sneak candidly,
thev don't, for a row or pins are point ed. Baltimore American.
'C0PFEE DOESN'T HURT ME." Tille Tlint Are Tolil.
"I whs one of the kind who wouldn't
believe that coffee was hurting roe.
savs a X. Y. woman. "You Just
couldn't convince me Its use was con
nerted with the henrt and stomach
trouble I suffered from most of the
time.
"Mv trouble finally cot so bad I had
to live on milk nnd toast nlmost en
tirelv for three or four years. Still I
loved the coffee and wouldn't believe It
could do surh damage.
"What I needed was to quit coffee
nnd take nourishment In such form as
mv stomach could digest.
"I had read much about Postum, tint never thoucht It would lit my case
until onp day I decided to quit coffee and give it n trial and uinke sure
about It. So I got n package and care
fnllv Miowed the directions.
-Soon 1 liesnn to get Uiter nnd was
able to eat carefully selected foods
without the aid of pepsin or other llgostnnts. and it was not Ions before I was really n new woman physlmlly. "Now I am healthy and sound, can cnt anything and everything that comes alone and I know thi wonderful change Is all due to my having quit coffee nnd pot the nourishment I needoil through this delicious Postum. "My wonder Is why everyone don't give iip the old coffee and the troubles that go with It and build themselves up ns I have done, with Postum." Easy to prove by 10 days' trial of Postum In plnco of coffee. The reward Is big. "There's a Reason." Hvcr read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They arc genuine, true, and full of human Interest.
BABY'S WATERY ECZEMA I taheri und SerMtclird Until Illood Hun r.O Spent on Uc1m Trentin en In DUcuao Seemed Incurable Cured by Cutlcurn for $1.00. "When my little boy was two and a half months old he broke out on both cheeks with eczema. It was the itchy, wutory kind and we had to keep his little hands wrapped up all the time, nnd If ho would happen to got them uncovered he would claw his fuce till the blood streamed down on his clothing. We called in a physician at once, but ho gave an ointment which wns so severe that my babe would scream when It was put on. We changed doctors nnd medicines until we had spent fifty dollars or more and baby was getting worse. I was so worn out watching nnd caring for him night and day that I almost felt Bure the disease was Incurable. But flnnlly reading of the good results of the Cutlcura Remedies, I determined to try them. I can truthfully say I was more than surprised, for I bought only a dollar nnd a hnlf's worth of the Cutlcura Remedies (Cutlcura Soap, Ointment and Pills), and they did more good than all my doctors' medicines I had tried, and in fact entirely cured him. Ills face Is perfectly clear of the least spot or scar
of anything. Mrs. W. M. Comtrcr, Burnt Cabins, Pa.. Sept 15, 100S." Potter Drug & Cheni. Corp., Sole
Props, of Cutlcura Remedies. Boston. Is It True, Girls? "Say. pa, what's a sheath skirt?" "That's the kind that has to be put on with a shoe horn." Llpplncott's Magazine.
Anl Vour Dealer for Allen's Foot-Knur A powder to abate into your shoes. It rests the feet. Cures Corns, Itunlons, Swollen, Sore, Hot. Callous, Achime. Senttns feot ind Iiik'rowlnk' Nails. Allen's Foot-BnNe makes iriw or tight siioos easy. Sold by nit DruKSlsts nnd Shoe Stores. 2.'c. Sample nailed KUKK. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le hoy, N. V. Slightly Above It. Hyker Do you think young Do Swift Is on the level? Pyker Of course not He's an nlrjhlp chauffour. St. Louis Post-Uls-patch. i',.ti( i:-r, Snlvc.
that gives? instant relief to eyes, irritated from dust. heat, sun or wind. All druggists or Howard Bro.. Buffalo, N. Y. The Word "Lily." The word Illy comes from a Celtic R-ord, "U." signifying whiteness.
SVAKE CAUGHT BASEBALL. But Outfielder Was a Lariat Thrower and Put Runner Out. "Whon I was cantaln and manager
of the Richmond (Va.) team In 1S91." snys Jimmy Gillmnn. who is well re
membered for his runny antics on mo diamond, "a long, lean rakish fellow camo to mo one day and applied for
a Job on my nine.
"'.Mo? im uiriai-rnrowing jue O'Brien.' he said, as if astonished because I didn't know him. "What's lariat throwing got to do with baseball?' I snoered, trying to move away. "Not much, cap'n: not much, per haps, unless you're playing in a snake country like this.' he replied, soft and gentle like. And then ho told me his
story. " "Tm a hall player by profession and a lariat thrower by birth. said Joe O'Brien. My father and grandfather made their living roping horses and cattle on the plains. When I was 15 years old I could whirl a lariat over the horns of a cow or bull as well us the best of thorn.' Make Wells, my star catcher came in at this time and heard the rest of O'Brien's story heard It and believed it. for our old ball park in Richmond was a regular sunning place for snakes. " 'One day.' O'Brien went on. 'I wns playing center field at El Paso, Texas. The outfield was almost alive with black Btinkes. I stepped on at least a dozen while I was chasing tho bnll. Many of them wore big enough to swal low a bird or a bunny at one gulp, but they wero perfectly harmless and showed no resentment when I accl dentally trod on them. "in the ninth Inning, with a man on third and two out, the man at the I, at hit the ball far over my head. I ran back to where it rolled just in time to see it diapiearlng between the jaws of one of the Inrgest and most beautiful black snakes I had ever seen. -Tiion wag no time to try to
rescue the. ball, and so I seized the rfptllo by his wiggling tall. And all of my lariat-throwing Instinct came back to me liko a Hash. I swung the snnko around my head two or three times to get up speed and then, with great adroitness, straightened him out with a sudden snap, his head aimed toward the plate. Swifter and Btraltditer than I could possibly have thrown It tho bnll shot across the field straight Into the catcher's mitt, and the runner was Otis bv Just n step. Do I get a Job?' " 'Yes,' says I, 'you do.' And the baseball records for 1S01 will tell you that lariat-Throwing Joo O'Brlon wan tho host outfielder tho fnns of Richmond over applauded. Washington post. Tho bigot Is the man who thinks that all souls go to heaven only through his private knothole.
CASTOR I A lor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears tho Signatur o o
The way to kill love Is to count on ds profits. None come on happiness by hunting 't alone.
A woman who is sick and suffering, and won't at least try a medicine which has the record of Lvdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, is to blame for her own wretched condition. There are literally hundreds of thousands of women in the United States who have been benefited by this famous old remedy, which was produced from roots and herbs over thirty years ago by a woman to relieve woman's suffering. Read what these women say : Cnmdcn, N. J. " It is with nicasuro that I send my testimonial for Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, hoping it may induce other suffering -women to avail themselves of the benefit of this valuablo remedy. " 1 suffered from pains in my back and side, sick headaches, no appetite, was tired and nervous all tho time, and so weak I could hardly stand. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound made mo a well woman and this valuable mcdicino shall always have my praise." Mrs. W. P. Valentine, 0012 Lincoln Ave., Camden, X. J. Eric, Pa. I suffered for five years from female troubles, ond at last was almost helpless. I tried throe doctors but they did me no good. My sister advised mo to try Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegetablo Compound, and it has made mo well and strong. I hone all suffering women will just give Lydia E. Pinldmm s Vegetable Compound a trial, for it is worth its weight in gold. 3Irs. J. P. Endlich, lt. P. D. 7, Eric, Pa. Since we guarantee that all testimonials which we publish are genuine, is it not fair to suppose that if Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound had the virtue to help these women it will help any other woman who is suffering from the same trouble.
For ,10 vcars Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has been the standard remedy for female ills. Xo sick woman does justice to herself who will not try this famous medicine. Made exclusively from roots and herbs, and has thousands of cures to its credit. gC rf t slightest trouble appears which K& you do not understand, write to Mrs. Pinkhnm at Lynn, Mass., for her advico it is frco and always helpful.
I lllilHUMMHTHi: OIL THAT P C N C TRAT C S HjKBUkl
Can't See That Side. "What is an optimist, pa?" '.'He Is a fellow who Is nonrslghtod when ho Is looking on tho dark side of things." New York Herald. Airs. U'lnlM Soothing Syrup for children teething, noftcns tho (rums, reduces Inflammation, allays rain, corn wind colic 25 cents a bottle
Literary Classification. "Is that new dialect story a best seller?" "No." answered tho publisher, "merely a worst speller." Washington Star.
Booming. Friend How's business going these days? Promoter Flourishing. We've just added two moro stories to tho rubber stamp of our thirty-eight story building. Puck. Do not force yourself to take offensive (and harmful) dniRS take Garfield Tea, Naturc'8llerblniativ(; it corrects constipation, purifies the blood, brings Health I The fool has two extremely difficult tasks, to know himself and to keep others from doing tho same.
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as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play- vhen In health and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature, and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies vhich are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna has also met with the approval of physicians generally, because they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, obtained by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most beneficially, and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret remedy, and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If nn foil tn rrot ihn. cfpnuinp vmi will not aet Its beneficial effects. Everv family
should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and ... . t . j 1
the children, whenever a laxauve remeay is required.
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