Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 23, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 February 1909 — Page 4

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09 3EE O YOUR

-W" E3 ? (Men Boys and Children Do you wnnt th? best at the least possible price? ,ii Do vu waiu to buy f r .n the largest and best mukfiy -f men ft'ul boys wear in America a; practically faotury price:.. If go eil! write us. We are the makers of HIGH ART CLOTHER The I'lass'rst make in the country. It is yours at reta;l. lf:u deal with us, it you cannot call. we will st ;1 you by mail. Our aiK ance lines are daily arriving. e are closing our winter weights at asacrifice, tomato r u-n ' i ii.-oomtnpr stocksI r S TO TK Villi HI2U12. STROUSE 5s BROS.

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1 Hib PiveHU IN. I SoJ Philowphy. t a dinner ono tlnv, says 1 Of nil method nf making huoth- writer in the Philadelphia Public

er person angry id disagreeable Ledger. ne mon were discussing

the irt rit of different kinds tf

i he wort is to tell htm thut he will

"have to" do something. How often lo we hear, "Yon will hnve to go I to tbe othT window," "You will hate to go iuto the other car." "You will have to wait hii hour,' 1 "You will bar to writ the genera! passenger agent or superintend eat," and the like! Primarily we are all free agents and don't "have to" do n darned thing. We may lind it expedient or necessary to a crt.iin end, hut we don't even hve to" eat if we don't want to. How ea.-y to put the directum in .aether manner, sueh as, "The oth-

er Window, pleae, or "Will VOU An Indefinite Number, .kindly take the car ahead or "The Three-vear-old Andrew wna in u j rules require." A short, very short, mher petulant mood, and in order

BApianauoii 01 way n ccruun inmg to restore his customary cood hu-

trame h'nl "nc preferreil rativa lck du k, another woodco'k, nrl still another thought u qim:! ti c no;t delicious stiele of food. 'P.f dicueMn and the dinner ended at about lli" ame time. "Now, Krar.k," said one of tt men to the waiter at Iii elbow, "what kind of game do vnu ht. 1-t?" "Well, unh, to tell the truf, -l mot anv kind of game suit's me, b it wl'.nt I like Ik--' is an Ameriea eagle i-erred on a silver dollar "

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ii tlrvvo Always Bought, and which. lias lweu over 30 oars, Ims homo tho signature of

lis necessary will always work won-!TOor his mother promised him some : dort in avoiding trouble. Kailroad preserved fctrawberries if he would (Employee. i be n cootl bov. Cnllinc a servant,'

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Knew It Was Found.

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A rJere.man while coimr to

church iio Sunday morning loit a KH'i t!oolv containinp valuable papers. After the service he made known iu los and said that whoever found the pocketbook and restoml it to him would be well rewarded. An old man immediately rose up at the liack of the church and cried

out : "It's found, sir!" "Oh. thank you, thank you, unman!" ea:d the clenryman. "Iln you frot it with you?" "Xo, s r." answered the man, "nt I coined that wnv myself nf t r ou did. and it wasn't there then.

London Answers.

i lie said : I "Jennie, pleaso give Andrew ; about four strawberries." t Jcnn;e prooeeled to fulfill the wish of her mistress and counted ; out the berries, "One, two, throe,

four. "T want five." protested the child. "But your mother said four," said Jennie. ".Mamma said 'about four" replied Andrew. And he got the fifth. New York Time?.

and Ims been nmdo under Iiis per. suunl supervision since its intaiicv.

Allow no one to deceive von in this.

All Counterfeit's, Imitations and ' Jusf-ns-tfood" are bin, 12xpei'lnunts Unit trille with ami endanger tlio health of Infants ..no. Children Kx'iieriunco n -gainst llxpcrimenu What is CASTOR IÄ Castorla is a liarinlcss substitute for Castor OH, Paregoric, tJrops and Hoothiny Syrups. It is l'leasant. it contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its :iy:e is i&) gimrantue. It destroys Worms and allays TYverishness. xt cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Jt relieves Teething- Troubles, cures Conslipatioo ami Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tbe Stomach and IJowcls, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's lnnncca Tlio Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS

Bears the Signature of

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Impatient. that ain't the limit"' postman as ho cam

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down the sto; of a private resi

dence. "W'hat3 the trouble?" queried the passinr citizen, who had over-

! heard the postman's noisy thouebt.

"uhy. explained the man in gray, "the woman in that housay if I don't come along earlier jche'll get her letters from eome oth-

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lireiicdic.cnn; Cannon. The breechloading cannon were among the earliest used. We find them on English and other ships as early as the last quarter of the fourteenth century, and therefore much before the time of the buccaneers. The cannon was a mere tube, bound with heavy iron rings, and was loaded by the insertion of the "gonne chamber," an iron pan containing the eharcre. which fitted into and

closed the breech. These guns were very clumsy affairs in comparison I with the modern breccldoader, but j the principle was the same. i . An Old Story. J Once- when Itudyard Kipling was , a boy he ran out on the yardarra of ja ship. j "Mr. Kipling," yelled a eailor.

"vour txjv is on a vardarm, and u he lets go he'll drown!" "Ah," responded Mr. Kipling, with a yawn, "but he won't let go!" This incident also happened to John Burns, Horace Valpole, Napoleon Bonaparte, Dick Turpin, Julius Caear and the Kaid IfcTooki. Presently it will "hap-

pon" again. London Answers.

The rir'd ltT '. tt Well. I ku't lib ! r i 1 58 oa-r to s-tilir.iiL'li.v.t! You're ko tau k.-Bn.oulvii

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Trouble la Store For John. Mr-. Freende Why, wnat are ; you crying about ? 1 Mrs. Xew-wedde Well, you know i John is away from home for a week on busin?-. "Yes." "He writes that he pets out y photo and k-k-kisses it every day." ' 'Well, that' purely nothing f.v ! you to t ry ahmt." j

took my picture out of his bag before he started and put one of rn-m -mother's in its place." London Scraps. The Old Constitution. The Constitution originally carried forty-four guns. A particularly interesting history is connected with this ship. During the war with the Bartiary powers in 1S03 she was Commodore Preble's flagship in the Mediterranean and played a conspicuous part during the whole .var. Lieutenant Wadsworth, who was blown up before Tripoli in the ill fated Intrepid, was one of the officers of the Constitution. In the course of the war

with England in 1812 the English)

. papers laughed at tho Constitution and i-poke of her as "a bundle of pine boards sailing under a bit of striped bunting." But when under

Captain Hull she captured the English frigate Guerriere, a vessel of nearly equal force, the people who had before ridiculed her called her "one of the stanchest vessels alloat." A few montlis after this victory the Constitution, then commanded by Captain Uninbridge, compelled one of the finest frigates in tho British navy, the Java, to strike its colors.

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Makejthe CelebratedfPAlOKA LILY FLOUR Best Grade in tne State of Indiana. Chev Also Want our WHEAT ' nd Dav thft Eisest Market ric: id Flour and Ship Stuff for Sale ii all tiroes J. A. E 'KER7

HIE SAFEST AND QUICKEST WAY FO

TRANSFER WIOMEY

Glatt Polishing. Glass grinding is cflected by the use of einen, powder of various degree of fineness. But it has been

borsoant Hrown ("Loldinr; up" a bur- M. ,, , b J? ,

rUr until ... police arrive) -Ah. nj ""vu . w,u I"

nowevcr line a powuer may be u?eti

Sore Nipples and Chapped Hands

Arr quicVly curert bv applying k l fjhf Try it, it in iiiff. Itih

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G. J. BEHRENS, M D. C. Veterinarian. Troats Domestic Animals.) rll Answered Promptly. POME PHONE 129. HUNIIfJGBUHG IND.

i ltllfii. Am fnftt'irifint- . 0 in i rl, me - t i.i l-i .So. lt visiting- . "pWrtti" t day

Uen K' Donno, t St. Jlir. TTt1

Keep Up Tu IlatE

police arrive) -Ah, my

man. you didn't know I'd been a volunteer for fifteen years, did you? Slkes-Ob, don't Bay that, ruv'q It might go orf be mistake! Sketch.

Velon."

T!p Iaspku CoCRIKR will help yon do 0.

Tlie Jongest day of the yenNew York in 15 hours; at Ixnu

Tho Longest Days.

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iwvüi i iiamnurg, 17; at Stock.

noun. löVb. it St. racrsburtT. 10:

at Tt-rnca, Finland, 22; at Spitabar-

In fact, a continuation of it undoes the work and breaks the surface up again. The most finely ground plate, if largely magnified, is shown to be covered with tiny bits which no grinding will remove. The work is therefore continued with rouge carried on a pad of rosin, which gradually srncoths down the elevations betwee;i the pits. Hydrofluoric acid gns corrodes glass very rapidly, but r. weak (solution of it melta away the roughened surface and lcavef a fine polish underneath. This method is nscd where very fine adjustments of the surface are

requires as, for instance, in lenses.

te.cieoi.'Os anu microscopes.

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A Baking Hint. If you want n perfectly round cake that will rise high 'without running over and bake perfectly, try ' baking it in an iron spider. The1 thickness of the iron prevents the1 cako from burning on the bottom. '

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