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Extravagance In-Coal, Hnry E. Armstrong, of ', ,', r.ntrnl Technical college, ', j.j.ss rocontly Bounded a Vtuinst the wasteful methods ... ,-nniioctton with tho con-

iL "No comment la

lu said, "by tho fact that ..a Ruch ns the Lusltanla

M ,,,,,-tanla need feeding dally ., , thotsand or moro tons of .. n tholr voyages across tho

Such oxtravaganco Is gh

. i-ri-at engineering ncnievo-

, n anathematized as It , if wo woro In any way tho Interests of posterity."

jour blessings discounts

j ns.

The Auto's Record. Of course. It's not a gossip, but No gossip In the town Is butter than llrown's auto Is At running people down. Llpplncott's Magazine. I'll. US Oll I HCl) IX O TO 14 DAYS

PX7J0 OI.NTMBNT I uunrantred to cure any

ens or nciuug. iinna. uireaini; or rroirttd. inj; Piles In Ü to 14 day or money refund!

A Deep Hole.

A hole has been borod in Sllosla to

a depth of 7.000 feet.

Do Your Clothe I,ook Yellow T It no. tue lted Cross Hall Illtie. It will

make them wliliu m tauvt. Lars 2oi. package, 5 cents.

WESTERN CANADA

Big Crops

How He Got Him. A New York dramatist was one even

Ing visiting a well-known player's

dressing-room when there was handed

in an appeal for financial assistance, written In the French language by nn

actor, a Britisher, who prides himself

on his knowledge of that tongue.

To tho dramatist's astonishment, the

player to whom the note was ad

dressed, immediately proceeded to hand

tho messenger the amount asked for

"Surely. Henry." Interposed the

friend, "you're not going to let him

have tho money? Why, the man is

known everywhere as

'Yes, yes." interrupted the other. "I

know that. Hut you don't suppose I

can afford to have him going about

town telling everyone that 1 can't read

French?" Harper's Weekly.

INTOLERABLE ITCHING.

In 1908

Another 60,000 Stillere Irora the United Stales

NEW DISTRICTS OPENED FOR SETTLEMENT

12 Urt ot Laid ! EACH SETTltB-160 frtl

"A tatt. rich country and a contented. . n.nnf. " Kxtract Irom corrMd-

f " ' ti. I Editor. whoMS TUit to Western . , . r. A.iuu't. 1WS. waian Inspiration. .t. .i.l the entire coat of their farm

g b i'.ilan e ti Irom $10 00 to J2MW vex acre . . r. ,.' t nocp. . h. Winter Wheat- Oats. Barter.

F . , ' r. a-an: tlHJ rrindtal cr-v. while tha . ,,.T.rm2t iMtrfecti n the best Cattle

, t . ,-..r Ixttj Idon the ukii-o mark.

nuc Jvh o!s a-.l -nuren- m a i

AFTER THE WEDDING

JStortetti

Fenrful CciPinn All Over Hnir'

I'nco Prufenalonnl Tremmen I

1'Hllctl PTfrt Our lir Cutlcurn

"When my little girl was six months

old I noticed small red spots on uer

right cheek. They grew so large that

I pent for the doctor, but Instead of

helping the eruption. His ointment teemed to make It worse. Then 1 went

to n second doctor who said It was eczema. He also gave me au ointment

which did not help either. The disease spread all over the face and the eyes began to swell. The itching grow intolerable and It wns a terrible siijht to see. I consulted doctors for months, but they were unnble to cure the baby. I paid out from ?20 to ?30 without relief. One evening I began to use the Cutlcura Remedies. The next morning

.. railways tou h ni.t nl the Ml tied I UnUj.'8 fnc(. -JIS all White Instead

i aval o neiuircnawa inmi njimaiu rtxi. i vjimi.uv .......

' v ,,B,.5?aSSr.,T to entirely disappeared. Mrs. I'. K. Uurn

' m Superintendent ol Immicnmon, bin. Slieldoil. In., July 13, 100S." lÄÄllWÄ ror & Chem Corp Sole

Props, or L-Utieura hbiuhiws

rrnraent Agents.

Lore jou um tlin jTrrttMment.

Headache,

Backadie, Sideache, A Worn-out Feeling.

Thesa arc espectnlly women's afilic1 in v are cansod by irregular work.Li? of Bowo of tho functions of tho U.I;. It is of tho utmost importance to ry woman to know that thero is : m-dteine so -valuable for her, so ' 1; ful, so strengthening, as Lane's Family Medicine ( ailed aho Lane's Tea) 1 , .i -.laxative i a gr'Jat blood , im nti'l is the favonte regulaU t . be no of old and young. 1 druggists soli it in COc. and

The Frivolous Curate.

Bishop Mackay-Smlth. on his return from F.urone. was talkinc at a dinner

in Philadelphia about the English

curate.

"This cood and intelligent young

man." he said, "sometimes acquires a Mehlv nrtlfirial manner a manner toe

Kan ctlmonious. Meotinir a curate ol

this tvne. one better understands Hie

curate jokes that so frequently occur

in Encland.

"An English lady told me one of

these jokes about a worthy, but most

affected, vounc curate, lie nau,

seems, been skating, and the bracing

air had exhilarated him.

" 'Oh, dear,' ho said, as he took off

his skates, "I feel so frivolous: i think I shall ride home in the smoking car!'" Detroit Free Press.

The maid of honor settled herself In

the carriage with a great flutter of laces and chiffon and gave a long sigh.

"Wasn't Cora just the lovollost bride

you ever saw?" she demanded breath

looaly of tho tall young man who

climbed In after her.

"She was certainly a winner," admit

ted the young man. "It made me kind

of blue, though, ushering for Tom's

wedding;, I tell you! lies the best over and I hate to lose him!"

"Lose him?" cried the maid of honor. I think it's perfectly hateful for a

man's friends to act as if he had been

snatched from tnem eternally by a

cruel fate, just because he marries a nice girl and settles down. It's "

"Oh, I don't mean It that way," protested the tall young- man. "I'm not down on matrimony. I think I was blue because it wasn't my wedding. If" "Aren't you frightfully tired?" broke In the maid of honor hurriedly. "I am standing up at that reception for three hours straight! I can't imagine why Aunt Mattio went home without me!" "I hope," sold the young man, stiffly.

"you don't think I forced myself on you! Cora's mother asked me to take you safely home." "Oh," said the bridesmaid, with equal haughtiness, "I knew, of course, it was something like that! I knew you never would condemn yourself to an hour's ride with me unless you simply couldn't get out of It I'm very sorry you should be so bored!" "Now, Genevieve," said the young man. "don't be so foolish! You know

perfectly well I'm not bored"

"I suppose," said the mam or uonor.

Icily, "that was tho real trouble my

constitutional foolishness! That was

why you discovered it was all a mis

take."

"I!" cried the usher. "If It wasn't

you who broke off our engagement lair änd square I'd like to have some one

point out to me what really happened.

I thought you wanted it oroKen

off!" said the maid of honor. "Ira

glad It wasn't announced and nobody knew IL I'd hate so to put you to

any trouble or annoyance. As It Is.

nobody is the wiser. I don't suppose

Cora's mother realized she was picking

out tho one girl in all the world you disliked most for you to escort home.

Isn't it funny?" "Perfectly killing." said the young man. "It makes me feol about as much like laushlnc as a funeral would. It's

n shame, too. when the best man obvi

ously was yearning for my chance! "Why didn't you give it to him. then?" inquired the maid of honor, smoothly. "Great guns!" breathed the usher. "You don't really care anything about Tad Kirby, do you? He hasn't enough brains to put in a peanut shell, for all his money. He" "Your tomper certainly hasn't Improved any," broke In the maid of honor. "You haven't a particle of right to object to Tad's paying me attentions

If I choose to let him

The Good Night Signal. Once, when I was young and handsome And was fond of making calls Taking candy to the ladles, Taking them to Bhows and ballsWhen I used to be enraptured And each maiden would adore,

Twas then I used to hear a tapping Overhead upon the floor. Girls in those days were much neater Than they are today, somehow, And we boys thought them much sweeter They wero charming then, I vow. But when I'd call to see a lady And for her nretty hand Implore,

Somehow I'd hear that Insistent tapping Overhead upon the floor. Dear Eliza how I loved her Used to teach the clock to stop.

Mary, Ann, Louise, Augusta Placed the striking weight on top, And for Miss Lovell I would turn

The hour hand back n space or more. But in spite of fate there'd come That tapping, tapping on the floor. But say. how wife and I would fool 'em When the tapping came, you know; She would close the houso up tightly

And I would shuffle off and go. Then she'd sally out real softly And on the porch we'd sit and soar In realms of love and not be bothered With tho tapping on the floor. "Say, wife, where's Sarah? Listen To that noise down there below.

Is that young fool still here buzzing? 'Twas ten o'clock an hour ago.

These young folks have no -mind of

time; I never saw the like before. Just grab my boot and drop It lightlyLightly on the chamber floor." Charles M. Bush.

Napoleon's Love of Music. Napoleon has been described as almost a music hater. A recent writer put him at the very foot of tho list of modern rulers, so far as apprecia

tion, or even toleration, of music was concerned. Now comes an English denial of the slandox. In the Gentlewoman It Is admitted that the musical tastes of "the Corslcan ogro" were not elevated. But for all that he loved singing so much that many a time after a concert he ordered tho vocalists to come

to the palace and sing before him ana the Empress Josephine. A curious anecdote Is told of his brusque manner of dealing with artists. Ono night at a concert at tho Tuilerles while Duport. the famous violoncellist, was performing a solo, the Emperor suddenly entered. His majesty nodded his head approvingly, and when the piece was finished said

to Dutiort:

"How the deuce do you manage to keep that instrument so motionless?" and taking up tho cello he tried to lam it hotwoen his snurred boots.

Poor Duport nearly fainted when he saw his treasure treated like a wnr horse. Fox several minutes he looked on, trembling from head to foot. At last, however, ho darted forward and

called out "Sir!" in sucn patneuc tones that the Emperor handed him hack tho Instrument. Duport thereupon Bhowed how tho Instrument was held, but every' time his Imperial master extended his hand to attempt to do it himself Duport himself back In alarm, till

rTl.e U "avaro ot that!" saM .Sfi'Ä ÜTSS

the vounc man, stormlly

"Well," said the maid of honor, "it doesn'i make any difference to you, so in can't worry you much." "That's all you know about It," said the usher. "Why If things hadn't

to her husband, who burst out laugh

ing and put an end to the cello lesson. London Globe.

His Finish.

Flvo-year-old Burton was not accustomed to corporal nunishmont, but one

day, when an unpardonable offense j had been committed, his mother took

him across her knee and with a piece m0urninB because they had lost of shingle administered old-fash- aJ, ym an gafe and res.

iomu spaiitviuK. v,htt, .i..

hands clapped to the part most affect

A Good Sermon. rr. Smith E. Jelliffe. the noted alien-

gone to smash we you and I would jstf was talking about campaign ora-

be having our weoaing just nooui tary now!" "Blank," he said, of a certain sena-

Think of It!" cried the malil or tor s such n thorough-golng. pnins-

honor, interestedly. "Think wnat takinK and withal tedious campaign you've escaped, and thank fate! Why. orator that whenever I hear him I am äll your best friends might be sighing reminded of an old-fashioned minister

over you as you just signea over i om. of my boyhood.

ed. the youngster walled, "Oh. this is the end of me!" The Delineator.

I Catarrh Cannot Be Cured I with UH'AL APPLICATIONS, as tnej can- ! ., .h the seat of the Ils?ae. Catarrh

A bl'KHl or cormiliiiiormi oiranc. anu in

"This minister on Sunday morning

spread before him on the reading desk a very thick packet of notes and launched into a long, dry, heavy sern- . , , "The reading of the sermon absorbed him. He did not once lift his eyes.

On toward the end, however, happen-

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Start the New Year Right !

TART the new year with a clean

mind and a clean body I Most people are very neat and clean In their outward

appearance, but how about the inside? Are you clean Inside? And if not, how can you face the New Year with clean thoughts, clear Intelligence, a fair, Just, and bright mind, and your full share of capacity for work and enjoyment. The holidays are over and everybody's had a good time perhaps a little too much of a good time. Over-eating and overdrlnking have been the rule ever since Thanksgiving Day. Many people get little exercise In winter and breathe much stulfy. over-heated Inside air. At the same time they eat too much rich and indigestible food, while fresh fruit and fresh vegetables are scarce in the market.

So stomach and bowels are naoie to do over-taxed. . "

pleasant company to themselves and others. But, you cay "I'll take a course ot Spring medicine to clean me out next April." Not considering your duty to yourself and family, isn't It certain that to leave the body full ol poison all winter, and then suddenly attempt to force out all Impurities by one violent attack Is dangerous, absurd and unreasonable?

Keep clean Inside all jhe time. That's the simple solution. If you can nordlet, or keep your mechanism going by proper exercise, the selfevident alternative ia to take Cascarets, the sweet, fragrant, harmless little vegetable tablets, that " act like exercise " ia your bowels, and gently but powerfully clean out and disinfect the whole digestive canal. A Cascaret every night before going to bed will "work while you sleep" and mako you " feel fine In the morning." If you have been "neglecting yourself

for some time, take a Cascaret night and

Clog up, stretch and paralyze the largo . . .. . .l.,l(Un I ntlth linHI-

gesTed food, so It can not carry off the morning and break up the "cons ipat d useless refuse, and it "backs up." tho habit without acquiring a "catharUo

sewage, and compeb the small Intestine

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cued and entirely free!"

"I'm glad ycu can be so phllosopnIcal," said the young man. "It shows you really didn't care much If you can consider the affair so lightly. Not that

T exnected your heart would be broken.

hut T thought pcssibly you might have Inf, to dance un. he perceived almost

n little tender feeling for what is past tha iro concrecation sound asleep.

.1 r.. nlml mlrht liivn liUMl " I ..n.,.. ... I.. lot.... (rmrnoil nml nnilSOll.

-;.u,,r i , fa'Ä'Ä rru M. mti silence ns thev ii B truck the desk a resounding blow

n'mir. and aVu dirprtiy on the blood and- r0tied aionc. Then the maid of honor that awakened his parishioners. Then .". "rf. "?ylVJ: Ll snokn casually. he said: . .

ofQVhri7 phj-ician. in 'iwV'rntry for "Neither Tom nor Cora seemed a bit " 'My good friends, this sermon cost ot inr " , .1 ..... I, t. f.i 4i I ,t-l f tntinr nml T itn not

tears anil I a recniar prcwrnimuu. n i i geared at tne weuuin. sue tuu. i ine it b -- uw "l ..., -

never saw people ucam as iney aiu. tniniv you nave kc h. They really seemed happy." tlon It deserves. I shall therefore re-

When the young- man spoKe nis voice peat u irom me uegmuiui,.

was gruff. "Not half." he said, "as ington Star.

happy ns you and I would have been if

things hadn't gone wrong! Oh. Gene- The True Sport.

vleve I can't stand it any longer: JJm Jeffrjc3 prajse,i in San FranIsn't there a chance for us to go back dsco the Qther daJ tne tliat, to the beginning and start all over wJ one puncht ne 8iew in the moun-

to absorb the poison of decaying matter.

lnsteadspf wholesome nourishment. That's what must happen. Isn't It plain as day? What's the restdt? Nearly everybody "gains in flesh" in the winter time, but It's pussy fat not healthy flesh and muscle. The liver gets inactive; the bile doesn't "work off": the eyes get yellow; the skin gets dead like putty and pale like dou6h, with bolls, pimples, blackheads, liver-spots to break the monotony. Dixrlness, headaches, blurred vision, foul breath, sleeplessness and a temper dke a wild cat mako such persons very

Cascarets are sold by all druggists, 10c, 25c and 50c. The 10c size trial box Is a neat fit for the vest pocket or lady's purse. Bo sure to get the genuine, with tho "long-tailed C"on the box and the letters "CCC" on each tablet. They are never sold in bulk.

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Where They're Found.

Redd Do you carry any extra mon

nrnnnil with VOU On VOUf IOOtOall

tp.nm?

Greene Yes. a few In the ambu

lance. Yonkers Statesman. As to Marrying Blindly.

it's nil rlcht to marry blindly if only

vou can be sure of staying blind.

Puck. II Yon Arn Trln SenHlv

Al-ut the ! ot your htM,' lt' R 'l11!, tlon to know you canwear .mailer ahoel.y

IIUlnkllliK Alicu a rw,--" -hn rub)er or overhoe m? nJ; ....I rmir ahfioi Itinch. AllPO t OOl-

Ka.e glre lntant relief. Sold Kverjwh-re. Me. kmple KBBK. Ad.lrr Allen & 0 .lm-

tcü, L Hoy. .. a. Aiwiit

The Trouble.

Knicker Does Jonos put his besl trnt fnrwnrd?

nocker Yes, but ho always puts It

In something. New York Sun.

. Vo-Srn, Smm tor ehlMr lG

Inr often' th rum. reJue Inflammitloo,

allaja paia.

. i n wise proverb that contains

one-half the wisdom It Is supposed to

contain.

am in?"

The maid of honor was crying Into her ridiculous handkerchief. "I th-

thought," she gasped, "I'd just cl-clie an evening. I was so miserable. Do you

really care?" "Thank heaven, Cora's mother happened to send me home with you," murmured the young man, somewhat

Indistinctly.

talnn nlmve Los Angeles.

"That bear was a true sport," said

he. "He never flinched. He was game to the death. So game, In fact, that ho reminded one of a Philadelphia sport named Hoskln I used to know. "Hoskln lay dying In his flat on Cherry street. He sent for a friend and said: ...

" 'Here's $10. Take it, and tne nay

For the first time the maid of honor . mV fllPni K(, it to treat my pall-

. - ,l..rwl rctDrlr.f,l litt P ul . '

laugh. "She she didn't Happen to,she confessed. "I asked her to!" Chi

cago News. .

Why Wells Was Wrahty. Charles E. Wells, who has been

called the groundhog Senator of West

Virginia, because he once lntrouuceu a bill advocating the changing of

groundhog day irom kcu. to Jtuy 4, was staying over night at the Grand Hotel of a budding West Virginia

vllliago not long ago. He was awakened In the morning by heavy pounding on his door, and the voice of tho old man night dork saying, "Five o'clock! Better get up or vou'll miss your train."

Mr. Wells didn't intend to eaten a

morning train and hadn't given any Instructions that he should bo called at tho unearthly hour of 5 o'clock, bo

Ar Vou Golnct to Texas?

if rou want to nee the it part. Fine ho paid no attention to the old man's mirk . fruit nml central farm land In the carly morning greeting and was asleep

f". ' ..J rrtZuTTc again almost imineu.aie.j

"w '."J -...I ,.rlrntP rnr. We want a reo

ex ""I--.. " . lof-Htr. Write for de

irr i t on and .rl-e of land. Houthetrrn ?CAVi ' nerelopment Co., 830 College Ave.,

Indianapolis Ind

A Rlrl always pretonds that she Llpplncott's

in about fifteen minutes he wns

np-aln awakened by the pounding on

Ids door and heard tho. voice of tho old man saying apologetically, "Don't

get up, I rappeu on mo wrong uoor."

Iionrers with.'

"The friend, much affected, said, as he put the bill in his wallet: "'Shall I treat, old man, going out to the cemetery, or coming back? "Going out, said Hoskln. 'I won't be with you coming back.' "Los An

geles Times.

The Best Dressed Man. "The best dressed man In the world Is the young King of Spain," snld a tailor. "Look at his photographs in tho weeklies. For grace and correct

ness his clothes are unique.

To California Across Salt Lake by Rail Famous Here and Abroad v,aThe Overland Limited Chi"8 D'ily Composite Observation Car, Pullman Drawinjrroom and Compartment Cars, Dining: Cars; all electric lighted and well ventilated. . Library, Smoking Rooms every thing- pleasant makes your journey delig-htf ul. No excess fare. Union Pacific, Southern Pacific Electric Block Signal Protection the safe road to travel Bend twelve cents in postage for book entitled, "The Overland Route to the Road of a Thousand Wonders. E. L. Lomax, G. P. A. Omaha, Neb.

Those Rich Relations. Cclla She has no near relations, has

Everything Is right in this young she? mentions, that

SÄ thefi't Thffi ot hÄ,ä Iseonlk.ndshehasgoL-Puck. I.ni)lnir rf i!n tliv tho Cut Of his I

rnttho hang of his trousera-every: omr o'mnonm'

thit Ilm

tflnir Kdward for fifteen years has

been hopelessly out of It as an arbiter of fashion. Tho Prince of Wales, little and Inelegant, had never any Influence. King Alfonso fills a long felt want. Indeed, before ho grow up tho world was paradoxically saying that the only well dressed man was Miss Vesta Tilley, the male Impersonator." Cincinnati Euaulrer.

A woman of few words usually has tho reiteration habit People who have no troubles don't know what they havo to bo thankful for.

All worthy education Is training of tho will.

Clear, white clothca nr a ln that tha housekeeper J.Cw las-se "ot. packnfte. ö conti. If a man Is roally fond of music he seldom tries to sing.

net r iit ox HATirre äh , Dr. Marlers Prepiriliii WOMEN 1ti Hl4r KemeiT. tlnn4 rilJEXDU llll!0 CO., 80 VT. SMftl., X.YtCMf

I. N, U. INDIANAPOLIS NO. 1, 1909.

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