Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 16, Jasper, Dubois County, 1 January 1909 — Page 1

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NATURAL DEATH.

Wrv few people die natural deaths; for investigation

that all those who die under seventy years oi i

Declaration of Truths.

age Elbert Hubbard, that queer genius, (strange, isn't

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i. .'..mjjffoi . Jisease is not natura . lor il j ; v is ; n ier. no ns r. ipsa truths fn hp m .ovu pn-

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tu damaged vital organs, tells cieany or wrong living. That Happiness is attainable only through

t foal air. and finally tlie bacillus tuberculosis, Decause 9 That usetul elror

useful

t means the nroner exercise of all 1?

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f the damage, Unas opponunity co grow in tnem, tneii our lacuiues. fr

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v. e have Ring consumiJiiuii. mat grow oniy mrougn mis exercise: v

.Natural death can only occur at an extreme oici age. That education should continue through lite, and ? 'hen a man is very old, say one hundred years, and still i the joys of mental enoYavor should be the solace of f

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. f!.s iK is losing sirengin irom uay lj usy, 1110 mnus 1- q uiai wnere men aiiernate worK, siuay, ana piay 1 : 1 1 U .....!lrll nl.i'n Kiz-im-v -ir. 1 1-1 r c 1 ii I ,.!UU(' ...-v..4 iL. 1 ! i 1 1 1 i. . 1.1

i ..'. dn and cold; the extremities lose tneir warmth tne Dody to tail, and death tor such has no terrors; i-x- is thin; tlje eyes hollow and sight weak or entirely t That the possession of wealth can never make a L he Serum drops almost continually from the eyes, man exempt from useful, manual labor; r..-e and op.jn; mouth speech dies out on his lips, breath- $ That if all would work a little none would be over-

1- -lows labored; me quits ino oia man ivom uwsunare 4 worKen

r !i center, and at last the heart stops beating. I he That if no one wasted, all wouldhave enough;

( id man s lue departs quietly, ana tne oia man s nie uu- $ j ai quietly, and he seems to fall asleep for the last time. j kuii is natural death, which follows a physiological life. Unite different is the death from disease which follows a j 1 hviologial life. Natural death is not due to exhaustion $

Sago Tea For the Hair. For Bilge tea tnkc two ounces of tho newest dried garden sago and two ounces of green ten. Put in an iron pot (be sure Hint you use an

1 iron one) nnd add three quarts o-

bomng water. Let simmer elowly until only two quarts aro left. Remove and let stand for twenty-four hours. Then blrain and put into bottles. Apply to the scalp every morning nnd night, massaging gently for live minutes. Tins ia a splcp-

did tonic lor the hair as well as m

tinctly a stain for gray hair.

A WARNING.

Caking

restoring iron

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That if none were overfed, none would be under- v

fed ; I That the rich and educated need education quite as mulr as tho poor aVi illiterate; 5

That a serving cla s is an indictment of and a dis- 6

Washing Embroideriet. Bran water baths aro good for worsted and cotton embroideries.

They should be made by adding a ' quart of fresh bran to three quarts 1 of water. Boil this for half an hour, 'strain and then pour into a couplo

of bowls, add cold water until it 13 lukewarm, put in the embroidery and rub till clean, rinco in clean water and then place in the second basin of bran water, drying tho article as quic kly as possible. Always iron on the wrong side.

or "trom failure of nutrition, but most probably is due to & grace to our civilization;

Mit '-intoxication (poisoning) of the organism. m The very -jA That the presence of a serving class tends toward - m analotrv between natural death and sleep is due to disolution instead of toward co-operation:

tin I'flWt of substances, which are products ol our life pro- a That the person who lives on the labor of others. 9

cv.ms. That the human body secrets poisons which will j not giving himself in return to the best of his ability If

destroy life if not eliminated, is well known. urea is is really a consumer or human hie; si ch a poison, which if not regularly and thoroughly 3 That in useful service rhere is no high nor low;

thiMum nfF wi pnncp iirpmip. nniRmnnp. the ana OGTV DC- A hat n ritir.ips. otnr.p.rs. and things whmh.arß

Host men nrl many women, for that matter, carry watchoa. To nearly all who usa thcra they nro a necessity and not a Juxury. Th bualneis of hundreds of thousanda of persona

j compels them to buy watches. All

aut uurati m 01 life, now iortv vears, until ne leaves out- subject m

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iii v Li-, .ii' I ;fict-iiioo his ussi-Mant.

C(tini cipsLr. i's rno cpa is: meaL nun nius 111 nie iiacownv-o ,,

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tinu liuini. uuiöuiiö, uic aiuw autiun wi ivmto-w .. ot ins return lrom navin: rccciveu

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jntnoou, anu a .tuueni wroio he blneklvoard,-"Vork while

Dav, for tho knight cometh

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vital organs; spices unnaturally summaie uic ayjyww ms umi cau.sinfr pvppccivp pnlnno. and constination: and tea and upon t

1. iTttn'nH line n rlocrrnpf.ivp Pf- it is tet

ftct upon the nerve cells and: 'they also contain 1 1 . . .

wnicn constipates. . . To those who say they would rather indulge in these injurious substances and have the fun, we will say, "Thou

tannin wnon no mnn 01111 wor"'"

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w Mil nrpmip. noisoninp" an certain staires anu biccu ia c iui ana necessarv are sacreu. anu Lnai noLinrnr tiise k

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As there are very few natural deaths and many unnat-

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finnr nnrl PntlTlfr The Dav and the Kninht. '1 f 5iirln1i.tif .linliii a who P:..'nt

t" much meat. So iar as investigated, those Who have Lord Kelym when a professor at ui3 time vi.-iting among his frumdfe.

1 1 , (. 1 Jrti.l, Kfflrt m. innf TllOr nl WPVP UW3gl)W UIIVfrMlV W.IH UCUUBUMIUIIJ .ilter Wearing OUl UlS WL'ICUIUU 1U d.ed natural deaths ate little or no meat. Lhey all weie re njjjl -pjc whon the in -ncig1lborhood he thought

lUMjiuua .-iJiu ci v.iijf awwmw. ,..wv - lorOHl 01 U 6H1Ü ISiuO ICU mill Uli l'iu jjq W0U1Ü Visit ail OKI VuaKr lriua'i in 1. .1. i l C Inn niTn1 . i .1. it. 1-. . - t

lUali tail naruiV expect to mruier incieuac uio tuci- ,eiucii track-. I ins was mnue me gome twenty miles üistaui. un ma

an epigram wnien con-.arnva' lie was cortimuy rveivcu uy

methods with those of the Ouuker, who, thmkiuj the vis

itor had taken much pains to come so far to see him, treated him with a great d.'M of attention and politeness for several days. A3 the visitor showed no sign of leaving, the

Quaker became uneasy, but bore it with patience until the eighth day,

when he said to him:

"My friend, I am afrnid thee will never come again." "Oh, I shall," sa'ftl the visitor. 'I have 'enjoyed my viit very much and fc!.all certainly' como again." "But," paid the Quaker, "if thee will never leave how can thee como again ?" lhiladolphia Ledger. Thj Hlght Way tc Pocced In Wjuh ing Dalicato China. A big wooden howl filled with warm, not boiiiug, Foapsnds, to which a fuw drops of household ammonia have boon added, should bo prepared itid each piece of china washed K'pruoly i" t Iiis, using a f oh! flannel for plain

h.!nti". etcM and a soft brush (a 1 1 . . . ' . . 1 . v r 1 1.

pnnitrrs Ui'Hsii is nest) tor oiaooraloiy ornamental articles. , Kin o in uimtlwr wooden bowl of

loan warm vaior nnd dry with linn clatl'.s- Bronze ornaments may

bo washed in the same way, but shou'.d bo finally polished with a chamois leather. Some people consider a rub with a rag on which

there i the I0.1M suspicion of parallin gives bw-- a i:xo appearance. Glass fhoVd washed in warm water that 'ins a little ammonia in it, bat no :imp, and then rinsed in quite iohl a-.. iter.' Cut glass should

he w.ixhcd :th n urusn, or u eiao-

Eatlng an Orange. Fine ornnaes "row in Florida, and

some of them are eaten at tho table. . ... . . . it

f ol. do you not see that a long and healthy life has in it ;'HT- & Z n re happiness than one that is short and diseased: nortll and south hemispheres on a S.erates said: "Bad men live that they may eat and piate a ßp00n. All the sign drink. wliArnnc o-nnrl mon nf nnrl rlrink that thev may of the zodiac are in the divisions

live." Dr. J. N. Hurty. of th

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with tho spoon and cat them. Leave the uartitions. It is bad form to At the Flood. llcnring'of a rising river at the headwaters of the Euphrates, with a falling barometer and indications of a flood in the valley, the Pithecanthropus changed his mind and frankly admitted it to Noah. Hi manner was that of a chastened and softened person. "You monkeved too long," said the patriarch. " "We gave you a chance t como in with us, and you

wouldn't take it. Now wo have arranged for all the slock wo care about trying to float." The general liquidation which followed had tho usual effect upon all but the insiders. Puck.

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l Henry Grady on Alcohol. The following eloquent and convincing plea against whiskey was from the lips of the late Henry , Grady of Georgia editor, orator statesman. Tonight it enters an humble home to strike the

res lrom a woman's cheeK, ana tomorrow il tauuu lences this Remiblic in the halls of Congress.

V Today it strikes the crust from the lips of a starviritr child and tomorrow levies tribute from the

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It is flexible to cajole, but merciless in victory. It is the mortal enemy of peace and order, the IrsnoiW nf mpn nnrl r.hp terror of women, the cloud

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1 juugement tnan an tne pesumuirca uimw imro wasted life since God sent the plague to Egypt and all the wails since Joshua stood beyond Jericho. It comes to ruin, and it shall profit mainly by the ruin of your soul and mine. It comes to mislead human souls and crush human hearts under its rumbling wheels. . $ It comes to brine orrav-haired mothers down in

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her pride into shame. ..Ll, It comes to still the laughter on the hps of little

cniwren. , It cornea to stiflfeall the music of the home and

nil it with silenr.A and desolation.

Proved Her a Flirt. Kpnator Penrose at the dedica-

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vate dinner ociorcinc uuuiL-iiwrjf

ceremonies

oratcly cut and very dirty u is rather a i"d plan not to wash it

That speech was pregnant with nt all, but h:'h a paste of whUing

meaning. It rcvcaieu in every sen wntet ell nuo u. nuowing it to

tenco its authors cnaraeicr. .nein. ti..rongliiy, n:en removing

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and full and illuminating, it re-

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your home, and it knows it must measure its pros- j Mr Bnggxo; you don't-moan perity by the swiftness and certainty with which it 3 to Bny that such a dear, sweet, tmy ....!. iii W hui. i.r..l nAiilfl liiln oiinli n nr

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3sucn a greau tui i, "i -w lovely weather, isn't it? Lond

minded mo of tho beautiful young lady who murmured to herself one ufternoon ns she paused uncertainty on a street corner: "'What a borcl For tho lifo of me I can't remember whether I'm to meot Morris in Tr kor street ot Tnskcr in Morris street.' " From Hand lo Mouth.

The Coquette Really, Mr. BaggJ

r wns so drcadtuliy norcu, uiai

simply hnd to yawn; but, of cf re

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hicf. COMDENSED STORIES.

Youn.

When

; r's Verbosity Dring , ,. . J Reproof. Vv. ,I.B. Gould, D.D., ... r ,1 1f.

iSnS.-..iiiil church in Bangor, .Mo..

he accepted an invitation to dehV-

... Iflrnsa n some SOn UL mi

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euch will bo lnterestd in tho follow

lng from the St Loula Republic: "The consignment of -watches recolved at henilquartera of tho Democratic congressional campaign committee In Washington will bo an instructive objecr lesson In tho methods by which thr American consumer Is robbed undor the benign protection

of the Dlngley act "These watches were made la the United States, but thoy were not bought In this country. They were bought In Europe at $7.9S each, whereas tho lowest price at which the watch trust would sell them to Amor-

lean dealers Is $10.58 apleco. The dlfforenco 1b $2. GO on each watch.

The Dlngley tariff, therefore, em

bles tho watch trust to chargo me American denlora exactly one-third moro for tho watches It makos than it 1 willing to tahe for the same arti

cles in countries where the tariff does

not gl io It the power to levy tribute upon people who want to know the time of day.

"By the time the retailer's pront la

counted In, this tribute of jz.oo amounts to S3.50 or on each watch

of this grafte carried In an American

Docket, it la paid by railroad conduc

tors, engineers and other train hands,

by railroad station agents ana teieg

raphers, by streetcar conductors and

raotormen and by hundreds oi inou.

sands of others whose ousinesi requires them to carry a serviceable but

oot too coswy Hiuoiii..

What Foodi Weigh. Ifc mav bo convenient to know

that one quart of flour weighs one pound; a quart of cornraeal, one pound and two ounces; a quart of

best sugar, one pound ; a quart oi

powdered white sugar, one pound

and one ounce; a quart oi ucbi. hrown 6ugar, one pound aV two ounces; that ten gs weigh ono pound, though this depends somewhat on the size; sixteen large ta-

hlesnoonfuls make half a pint; a

quart of butter, one pound nnd on

ounce.

To Waih Chamois Leathar. Make a weak solution of soap

and warm water. Hub plenty of

soft soan into tho leather and let

it soak for two hours, then run ii

till quite clean. Aiterwaru rinse it well in a weak solution of warm water, soda and yellow soap. After rinsine wriucr it well in a rough

towel, dry quickly and puu aDOUt I'll ..!,. Ti 4I.H ln knf-

tiu quiic son. in muH u uvvler than most new leathers. Whtn Ohio Failed.

In tho midst of C. B. Galbrcalh's

lecture on "Lafayetlo" tho other night at the Young Men's Christian association ho spent quite a little time on ilo incident of tho princely sum o $140,000 which ho brought

with him to this country and gave to congress. "Whon Lafayette returned to tho United States about forty-two years

later congress roted him $200,000 in return for the- 8140,000 wliich ho

The Utter Usclessncss of

Course In German... A cu-'u nor during a trying on asked her dressmaker, whose fioh i was nt (?.., if ko wore pursuing

n general .oiii" or !por:tnlizing in any particular branch. The answer came promptly, through a mouthful of pins: " "Sanskrit, mu'nm. He's specializ

ing in Sanskrit. 1 can't say but I'd have preferred something a bit moro usual in tho way of education something morn plain tailor made for ovory day liko. Sanskrit's such a fussy i-tudy." H-r trith.'km, if oddly worded, wa coiimrrhcnsible and not unin-

tclligont Loss reasonable and equally unexpected wore the remarks of

an old farmer in a remote hill village upon the favorite studies of his son. lie had always been suspicious of tho higher education and was far from pleased when his Joe, whom lie wished to keep on the farm, obtained a scholarship.. "Languages may be all right for folks that's hörn to 'cm in foreign parts," he declared recently, with impressive deliberation, "but a man that ain't had hotter ,talk plain Vankoc and do things. "To see that boy of mine sit down

with a book ve can t read, saying

over words yo can t sense jest put

ler, putter, mutter, mutter, sputter,

sputter wny, it iuukcs me iairsicK. And for all 'he's been at it most a

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vcar. no can t maKO uiosc naiians

on the hii.hway understand three.

words to"clher. He owns himself

he can't."

"It is Italian he is studying,

then!'" the listener murmured po litclv.

"Ko, 'tain't; it's German," admit

ted the old man in a reluctant

growl. "Hut a precious poor ex cusc T call that, und so I told him.

"J don't care if tain t their own

lingj?j Joe,' says 1. 'It oughter como a long sight nigher to it than jest

United States talk. Squeezed all

up together the way folks be on the man o' Europe, course they must get

used to each others' talk epough to

make each other out.

"'Bet ye my Sunday-go-to-

meeting hpt,' I told him, if ye talked reel German to those Italians

thev'd understand ye!' "But he can't. All he can do 'i

to set in a corner with his book, putter puttering and sputter sputtering. "Don't ve talk to mo about col

leges! .Joe's a warning." Youth's

Companion.

evenimr authoring in lirowcr, jusi iRftvo to us in innt ume ui grunt norfa the Penobscot river. jnced. When the voto was taken cvA voun" minister was invited t cry state in the Union voted for it V Jou". " ,,!liMnfn. remark' with et us niontion it softly Iho nnke a few mtroductorj romar . . n, . rjolumbu.

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Cured by Funny Stories.

Having vainly tned many and various remedies to restore to health

a business man whom 1 know and

who had fallen into a morbid con

dition owing to years of overwork.

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a lamous jsaitimore pnysician hi, last persuaded his patient to take a course of funny stories, ono at each meal, with an extra two at dinner. The patient, a solemn and gloomy fellow, at first rebelled, but, finally falling in with the idea, adopted the course recommended and was in the end restored to health, tho effect of laughter .being entirely to change his mental and bodily condition. Laughter, in fact, is one of the cheapest and most effective of medicines, breaking up stagnation of mind and body and sending a healthy vibration through one's sys tern. There is very little the matter with the man who can enjoy a hearty laugh. - Nashville Tenncssecan. Tho Unwitting Jester. Here aro some gem answers lo questions put in a recent history examination at a large private school : "Simon do Montfort formed what was known as tho mad parliament. . j, it. ..w ii- ...

Jt was fomeiuing me samu u n. is at the present day." ""Cromwell raised a famous body of soldien known to history as 'the Ironclads.' " "Mortmain tried to stop , dead men from leaving their land to churches." -London Taller. So playfully ho Rmbbed'hlm And nut him In the chair, And Tommy, howling ncrcely, Leaped rlfilit lu the nlr. Thon, coming down not Kcntly, Still feeling fmt pi" Prick, . He nld In mournful language,. "Orandpn, 'twas n mean trlckl" Thon denr old lovlnc; grandpa Bald, "I only wished to test That very ancient saying,, He that laughs Jastlaughbsgt1, Li. -WMluait fmb

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