Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 11, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 November 1908 — Page 7
Tliis woman says she was saved from an operation by Lydia K. pinkliam's Vegetable Compound. 1 tu V. 1 Ienry, of Norristown, Ga., wntt s to Mrs. rmklmm: I suffered jntold misery from female troubles. My doctor said an operat. n as the only chnncc I had, and I dn wl U almost as much as death. diu day I read how other women J. til veil cured by Lydia E. Pinkham's t 't-t able Compound, and I decided to trht. Before I had taken the first b,V e I was better, and now I am ent,t.' eared. 1 4 try woman suffering with any fen, . i trouble should take Lydia E. I i.h .am s Vegetable Compound." FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. I . r thirty years Lydia E. Pinkh.i" s Vegetable Compound, made fr hi roots and herbs, has been the s (.lard if medy for female ills, a .il positively cured thousands of w . "(i u w ho have been troubled with bsj i i nm nts, inflammation, ulcerat. ,, '. -Mid tumors, irregularities, p, mHc pains, backache, that bear-ihK'-d "Wi fi-eling, flatulency, indigesr i. i, ltmness or nervous prostration. ! d-n't 3'ou try it? M rs. Iinklmm Invites nil sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, Mass. I i ring up their tracks some credit for walking in the , and narrow path. I i. ird to work; but It is harder t. luible to get work when you wa't ,t
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Inolber 60.000 Settlers Irom the Hailed Stales NEW DISTRICTS OPENED FOR SETTLEMENT 320 Acte ol liii fo EACH SCTTLCB-160 Ttt Baawlcsi 160 it S3.00 Per Acrs. A rait, rich country and a contented, protprtout people." Extract from corrrspond mo a Nation il Editor, who TWt to Western I a-j U m AU7ut. 19u8, was an inspiration. u hare p 'id the rntlre cost o( their farms in '. ' 1 1 a balan c it Iroin $10 00 to tU.OO per a ere i" i -f suit ..f necop. Wheat. Winter Wheat. OaU. Barter, r x 'id l'ea are the principal crtpn, while the ' fa-ebrinir tj perfect, n the best Cattle it a ' ivf cTrr lcen h Id on the C liciro market. s i ' idO ima'r. r:h-oU a d Churchra in 11 a s. railways tou h mi t of the tiled dia ami p-lces for produce are always irtnd. I an 'i -nar al-o tpurchiMd from Railway and 'a : ' irnank-A. For pamphlet, maps and InI I j j', n rc?.mlinir 1 w railroad rates app'y to ; I'. Superintendent of Immigration, I, t anada or V II. Rogers, vi Floor, ilerminai Huildi ir. Indianapolis, Ind., fl Oovetnment Agents, nuj where jou enwthieadvertiMimeat.
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"TM HttTM tND aCAUTT" SOOIIINT ml THE PAXTON TOILET CO., Bostm.Miss. HELP iiTjr HATtns wnMFN Or.NiiiersPrepirallti UtnLM Tfc Mwltrl Unardj-. (4t)r.UU hrkMk "Keller rr . RENCR BkCO V., W.M4 at., N.T. City rJV.TUIlB can be told! nclfabl .i ftlon ,n wonderful life rending '? wnts and blrthdate to Arthur Lin0hl St, lDdlap"PolTh' nniiclil "lencdy" k!?S?aJI 1 N. U. INDIANAPOLIS NO. 4S. 1908.
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Those who have visited Canada are always Impressed with the strict obBervMiiee that Is Riven to the laws of
the conatry. and the order that Is preserved everywhere. The editor of
the Gar.ettt of Fulton, Nev., recently
paid a ilrit to western Canada. Ikwas po Impressed with the conditions
that lie Brtw everywhere that on his return home he was Inspired to write as follows: "Reverence and respect for law Is a dominant characteristic of the Canadian ioople. Wherever one troes In Canada, whether east or west, the law Is supreme. The law Is obeyed because It Is law, seemingly, and not because violation carries a penalty. Canada enforces the law and makes every law effective. N'o country Is more free than Canada. In name Canada Is a dependency of the Itrltlsh crown. In fact. It Is almost a third republic. All Its taxes are voted, collected and expended by the Dominion and the provinces. The nominal head of the government Is the governor general, hipolnted by the English crown. Practically his only authority is to veto the acts rf parliament, which h scarcely ever exercises. Canada gives nothing to the support of the English government or the English king. She gives England the advantage In trade regulations and tariff laws, and In return receives the protection of the Itrltlsh army anu navy. Canada enjoys the protection without sharing In the expense. The sale of liquor Is strictly regulated. None but hotelkeepers may obtain license to vend the stuff, and before a license can be secured an applicant must prove good charactct and provide 2u rooms in his tavern tor tho accommodation of guests. The bar rooms close at 7 o'clock Saturday evening and remain closed until Monday morning. The schools and churches In western Canada excite admiration. Though new. western Canada is not Godless. The finest buildings In every town are the churches. Next come the school houses." Tinning to the wheat llelds of wertern Canada, the editor of the Laurel (Neb.) Advocate of Sept. 17, says: "I have often thought that the reason that the characters of Charles Dickens are so impressed upon the minds of Ids readers Is because he dwells upon them so long and describes them so minutely that by the time one has waded through his long drawn out stories they are so burned Into his brain that he can never forget them. It was this way with the Canadian wheat fields. Had we only seeu a few the memory of them might hnve worn away In time, but a long drawn out experience such as we had Is sure to Ikhc an Ineffaceable impression Never while we live shall we forget the Canadian wheat fields. They call it the granary of the Hrltlsh Empire and we don't blame 'em. Nobody who has seen their wheat fields can wonder at their enthusiasm." It Is worth while to record that these fields have now been harvested, and In many cases yields as high as forty and fifty bushels per acre have been marketed, while the general average has been away above twenty bushels per acre. Oats and barley have also done well, and the profits, the prxrs of grains being high, have paid the entire cost of the farms of many u farmer. There Is now ICO acres of land given away. In addition to the ICO acres that the homesteader may purchase at $3.00 an acre. Particulars of this as well as the lowest railway rates will be given by the Canadian government agent. No Chance. "Supposing a child were born upon the high sea, his parents being Americans, would ho bo eligible for the Presidency?" "Not if boys were still being born In the grand old State of Ohio." Chicago Record-Herald. One Theory. "Why was Sisyphus," asked the professor in mythology, "compelled to roll a stone up hill?" "I suppose he had made a freak election bet," answered the student with the bulging brow. Kansas City Journal. BED-BOUND FOR MONTHS.
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Doan's Kidney Pills. Soon I was better and In a few weeks was about the bouse, well and strong again." Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co.. Ruffalo. N. X. You seldom find the open mind along with the wide-open mouth. Onlr One "UROMO O.UIXI.XK" That Is LAXATIVE HOMO QUl.VINB. Look for tht sienature of E. W. OHOVK. Used the World oyer to Cur a Cold In One Day. 25c. Tho fool Is known by offering bis forethought after the event. If too us ball bine, jet Red Cross nail Dlue, tbe best ball blua. Urea 3os. packaft, 5 cents. To-morrow's burdens always prove too much for to-day's back.
SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY.
Homo Is the place whoro wo show our soro spots. How very soon a young doctor acquires a wise look. Everyone should like his kin, but overyone does noL A fool soon finds out that ho con make a big nolao. A man who has fished much can roadlly detect a lie In a fish story. There Is no more expensive luxury In the world thnn geUlriK oven. There Is entirely too much remedy in this country that la not applied. There Is only one thing people liko that Is good for them a good night's sleep. A woman ought to ho pretty to console her for being a woman at all. Tho weeping at a wedding is never as real as that which sometimes comes afterward. An Atchison bride has her husband so well trained that tho first one home gets supper. When a man finds a nice, old fashioned well he also finds that not long ago a cat fell in it. A man and woman can argue pleasantly until they marry each other, and then they can't. When a barber steps out of his shop a moment a customer always comes :n. The notion that It is only posslblb to sin or act foolish in a saloon is a serious mistake. Some girls gad so much that they get homesick when they have to stay at home. No man likes tho Idea that when his wife prays for greater patience she is thnking of him. You can't pleaso everybody, and if you work on a newspaper It is still worse. You can't please anybody. "Wo sometimes think the poor need to be taught gratitude more than the rich need to be taught generosity. If a woman wants a welcome when she gets home, she should leave her husband with the baby when she goes. Look yourself over candidly and honestly and you will be surprised at the great amount of time you devote to foolishness. It is every mother's opinion that her husband, In a desire to correct their son's bad habits should first correct his own. When a farmer comes to town with a young colt following an old mare he is as proud of it as a woman is of a baby. A widower with seven children stands a better show matrimonially than a spin with beauty, family, character and money. Nearly every man Imagines, when he comeii Into possession of an old and battered coin, that ho has a gold mine. A mother's Idea of as good luck as any one can ask for Is to occasionally find a pair of stockings in tho pile that doesn't need darning. Ever' bride and groom should have their picture taken together; It will afford such sport for their grandchildren. Paste this on the lid of your trunk: Your friends are not as anxious to have you come and see them as you think they are. Tho harder the times the greater the number of schemers, and tho more they He about the opportunities they offer to make you rich. When a man is running for office every one In the town gets in on a treat but his wife. And when he is defeated she Is the one who hears all the grumbling about IL The friends of every married couple are divided in two lots: Those who wonder how he ever happened to marry her and those who can't understand why she ever married him. For a few weeks after his wife's death a widower looks at women with the Indifference and lack of interest that characterizes a sick man. But how soon he gets over It! The women are learning more about business matters every day, but tho men are not taking any more Interest In cooking. It seems that In the course of a few yars the women will have everything to do. Whenever a woman says something reflecting upon the men tho other women laugh, but when a man says something discreditable to a woman the other men resent 1L If one man starts to pay his debts It puts a row of men half a mile long In motion, each one starting to pay his. It may be that you are the man In the row that has stopped the motion; If you owe any one, pay him. Atchison (Kan.) Globe. Two Clergymen. Two clergymen In a Southern State were once discussing the process of sermon writing, when one of them remarked that the only real hard propositions for him were the Introduction and the conclusion. "You remember," he said, "the sermon I preached at the Installation of Brother Morely not long ago? Well, I flattered myself that the exordium and the peroration of that sermon were pretty well done." "Yes," responded the other divine, with a faint smile. "buL as I remember, they were awfully far aparL"
The Pudding. Norah, tho "green" cook says a writer In the Philadelphia Ledger, poked her head In at the dining room door and asked, "Plaze, ma'am, an how will I be knowln whin the puddin' is cooked?" "Stick a knife into it," nnswered the Bkllled housewife, "and If tho knife comes out cltan the pudding is ready to Berve." "Yis, ma'am." "And, oh, Norah," continued her mistress, "if the knife does come out clean you might stick all the rest of the knives into the pudding." Impossible. Bronson I understand ho painted cobwebs on tho celling so perfectly that tho maid wore herself out trying to sweep them down. Johnson There may havo been such an artist, but there never was such a housemaid. Coffee Beans. How many who purchase the family coffee know that there are male and femalo beans 'and that If one wants the best brand ho must Insist upon having the former?
LIVED ON TEN CENTS A WEEK. Bill Doollttle's System a Good One, But Not Attractive. "D'y'u find smoking hurts y'u?" asks HI Diddle, a Yankee lawyor, in Willie Brook's story, "Tho Solar Ma chine." In Harper's. "It probably doosn't do me any good." I said; "but I'd have trouble quitting iL" "No, y'u wouldn't. Smoke this." Ho took from his vest pocket the fellow to tho stogoy In his mouth and tossed It across the tablo to me. "Ever hear how Bill Doollttlo lived on ten cents a week?" I confessed that Bill's economies had never been brought to my attention. "Wal," said Blddle. "he took dinner with a friend on Sunday, an ato enough to last Mm till Wednesday. Then ho bought ten cents' wuth o' tripe, an' he hated trlpo so like thunder that It lasted Mm tho xebt o' the week. These seegars work a good deal like that tripe. You take to smokln 'em, an y'u won't want raoro'n ono or two a day."
Two Pictures.
Miss Mary Garden, the prima donna, praised on the eve of her departure for Europo tho new school of opera the school of "Thais," "Salome" and "Herodlade." "In these works," Bald she, "the characters live. They are not mere singing puppets. And these works must be acted as well as sung. "In fact," she concluded, "the modern opera excels the old as tho modern trained nurse excels the old fashioned ono. "My physician told mo tho other day how ho had called In tho morning at a house where tho nurse, young and modern, gave him every detail of her patient's night temperature and pulse every hour, respiration and what not. "At tho next houso tho nurse was one of your motherly, kindly, old fashioned types. "'Well, nurse," said tho physician here, 'how did your patient sleep?' "'Oh,' said the nurse, 'she must havo slept fine. She didn't wako mo once. "
Not Accepted. She was very fond of lobster, Sho would wish it frequently When she would go After the show To have a bite with me. Yes, she was fond of lobster, Almost excessively, Till I proposed, When she disclosed That she excepted me. Kansas City Times.
Perturbed. "Oh, the dickens," exclaimed the hunter, who had just shot his friend, "how very annoying! But still you might have been a deer, you know," he added, brightening at tho thought that an excuse was not wanting. New York Times.
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A Surgical Blunder. "That man Sharplcigh Is tho biggest trickster I ever ineL" "I understand be had his appendix removed some time ago." "Well, they must have made a mistake and taken his conscience instead." Smart SeL
Thre Is more Catarrh In this section of tbe country than alt other diseases put toBethcr, and until the last few years was aupponed to be Incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced It Incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by K. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. Is tbe only constitutional cure on tbe market. It Is taken Internally In doses from 10 drops to a tea apoonful. It acta directly on the blood and mucous aurfacea of tbe aystem. They offer one hundred dollars for any caw It falls to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address: F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family IMIls for constipation. The secret of success lies Borne whero between wishing and willing.
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