Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 4, Jasper, Dubois County, 9 October 1908 — Page 3

The General Demand of tbe u1-Informed of Üie World has a!3)' lora fr a imple pleasant and :!4-int liquid laxative remedy of known yJ.,,., a laxative which pLywcians could sanction for family use because its cornp.ncnt parts arc known to them to be v!i l.-wtue and truly beneficial in effect, ac stable to the system and gentle, yet j r .inpt, in action. In (-applying tint demand with its cx- , !1 ist combination of Syrup of Figs and I ; , r U ienna, thtf California Fig Syrup ; proceed along ethical lines and relies . . Im- merits of the laxative for its remark- ;.' ;.- nuccess. 1 hat is one of many reason why vraj) of Figs and FJixir of Seaua is &.vcn t.. preference by the Well-informed. 1 1. (Tt its lxuiefiVisl t-flect always buy p-nume mainil.tct urej by the Cali- :.... 1 s iynip Co., only, and for rale

all l.-ading druggista. Price fifty cent .ttb

Oh, So Helpful.

Now "If at first you Hon t aocceed Beiaro again yoti try.

mur menus appear from far near

And grtu und tell you why. Philadelphia Press.

ami

Domestic Politics.

Whom did you support durla the 11 mmiulini"

latt campaign

A wife, two children and a mother la-law. and kept up my life insurance nt the same lim. "--Purk.

The Woman of ft. The forward movement of her

uoes onward day by day. And yt h off a mt ear pets In the same old bark ward way. Baltimore American.

sex

Hies

A Sense of Humor. Th Am Whiit ar all those

on tu' wn.. low '11 ' ii'hln at? Th .Mc.fh Mil., r Th- cat has j-m put h-i pjw on :u paper . i'U land Plain Ialer.

WHO WAS GUILTY

Tale of a HanK Mystery

Posters. Post. ts took jf.f-ir name from the

tact in.it in -..: m,.. s ih

advfrtijen!.-nts wc r d.p'a'd

I aru retired from the banking business, after thirty yars" service. Ob

ono occasion during this lang term a

aimruiar tum occurred. The bnk

was connected with was a atnall affair, and we rarely had in the vault uvur

mty or sixty thousand doPurs iu cur-

imy. ui at one tiaie, owing to a

peculiar financial condition of tbe country, w- had bver two hundred

thousand. This money had iccurnu

utia during the w.k and teach d th kUn figure u Saturday at the

ciuse or nariki.m hours. That Saturday nt:ht I fell to thinkin about this great sum on hand. Our Mtle wa, an old pattern and could le r. idi!v opt i-d ly p:iv bnnh robbt-r with an itdiiiatv rapacity far his business. Th comb.na'.on was known to two offlr. rs of h bank (the president and ia.-h.tr and myself. I was nayS.M..kl..u .... -

fi.twinsi " "-' was not ininkmg of any . . t f!:ilivr f n.t udtk . ... I .. i . t . . .

the drives by a Hne .f posts on whtch ! Tn' ,na" '' having once put into

TOILET ANTISEPTIC Keeps (he breath, teeth, mouth and body in neptically clean und free from unhe il hy germ-life and disagreeable odors, which water, fcoapand tooth preparations

ne cannot do. A lrrmiiidal, disinfc i t,n and dcodori.'i.i toilet requisite n exceptional excellence and econ om. Invaluable fur infljmed eye, thrciat and nasal and uterine catarrh. At dru and toilet ctoret, 50 cents, or b mail postpaid. Largs Trial Sample

h hcuTH ino mturr - iook mst mii THE PJXTOH TOILET CO., Bostan.Mjss.

Explained. Mrs. Knickt r I heard you talking in your sleep aleut t-etting them up again. Knicker Y . my dear; that Is a military exer. New York Sun.

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; The Summer Schedule. " You per.d your week ends in tht i country, yon sat I "Yna. And from Monday t Friday j I rest up at the office." Puck

CAHBTf CATIUHTIC

rait r!t' Pot.nt TatCv HifioM. -r -fa. 'W,(rriini-i Iw ; lo-- NTr : 1-zzi tat .et ' c yc. Uu.. '. t to r .r . r i r J..t.r S--- ac Remedy Co , Chicago or N.Y. 551 ÄHHÜÄLSÄLE, TEN MILLION BOXES

!) 'itiir "Iiili I.ihiU Vllivf If !M. ! H- I : tU I Htu It will Make them tau.- .uj Lars -' (MtcS-

Inherited. Ml.ss Gusrb Mr. Woodhy rarrie ne eif Ftilnnibl always: nothinx e.r d'sturbts her. Mrs l"j(i'rvy Yes. iadwd. he car ri s hetstlf jttpt a- stea'Mly as het craicifatlier did the hod. Cat hoik Standard.

A Par of 'Em. There are at lat :wo thine that a

unman Is f.i-r r-ady to jti np at. re

rD.trked the thou-d Mui thinVer

'What are tb ." querie! the Inno

nt bystander

"A mouse and a a offr of marriage,

answered the t. t Chicago News.

The Life Plant.

Tbe Jexf of a cn eplag moss found in

tbe WeM Indies. Inown as the "life iIan:." is alsolutey indestructible hy any means except immersion In boiling

! wat-r or the application of a red-hot

! iron.

. 1- uoacla tnxkro nnil fit more f

tarn 83.O0 and 3JM alio- than any fhrr mnni.ractt.rrr In tlit- nnrld. Iruf thry liolil tlmtr aliapo. Ht ttt-r, and wt-ar JotiRpr than uj other make. Skill it rVeti. fr EmY Mrsiw f tr Fi-sily, ltn, Bsyt, Wtrt Kiuu CWTdna 1 twiul 1 1 e J aad t.0 J OCt Itr. ttn caas W u4 tt air rrtM. W L. BrtfU 11. aal II 3 tt an Utt ta ta wcrtl L'v'l'l' Vttt JTr4rWy. " I V- . Muhatltut. W L IKctA tnn arJ pr.n I kii-H on ttmux. SaM ttrrfmhtrr Sho mailrd frrra factory I aar fut.li wof J. Cn,ic.-r3f trtf. - L D0LOL. 7 S,.rk St.. BnKllwi. Mtia.

The Incumbrances. "We hare derided to buy the title.

"There Is a slight Incumbrance. be

can th duke's lawyer.

"Yes; you allude to the duke?"

Ixulsv!lle Courier-Journal.

John Paul Jones.

John Paul Jone raised the first

flag of America" over the first man

of-war. the Alfred.

Gum Gure Cures Sore Gums. TiRhtens Loose Teclh. Whitens Yellow Teeth."

Price SI 00.

By Mall Prepaid

Ice Cream.

caterer now was mat ice cream

we delivered to you yesterday?

Patron Fine. It was the best Ice

mum I over drank. New York Life

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Tint Teil Knrl Alio 11 1 ituiii.

"U have used i'o-tnui for the jmst elpht nrs." tvrltes a 'y lady, "ami

drink it three times n duy. We never

tire of It.

"Fur several year 1 could scarrtdy eat nytblHK on arcoutit of ilyseps!a. bloat in: after nn-nls. pnlpltutkni. sick bendarh In fat. was lit such misery ami d.Mress I tried llvlns on hot water and tosst for nearly a year. "I had quit coffee, the cause of my trouble, and was using hot -wäTer, but till was not tinurishlng. "Iburincof Postum I ttcznn drlnklnc It and tur ailments dlsapiHtired. and now I tun wit anything I want without trouble. My fmreiits and husband hud about the same exMrleiice. Mother would

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often suffer after entlnc. while yet drliikln: ntffitv My httslmttd was a prent coffee drlnkrr und suffered from iiHlicistbn and headache. "After he stiipjMtl coffee and liest 11 Postum both nllnvms left him. He will not drink anything else now and we

'rV i luive it three time a thiy. I could write

nwire. but am no gusher only Mate plain facts." Name given by PnMum Co Hnttle Creek. Mk-b. Road. 'The Itoad to Wellvllle. In pkes 'There's a Itenson." I-vcr read the above letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human Interest.

ad. I couldn't pet it out. I sat at

hom- thinkini atM.uT it till after midtiiKhr, and then, without any dftutte purport, put on my bat and walked to the bank, whsch wns but a few blocks tway. I strolled ptt the building, turned back ane i-IdlnK to an iuuI .Ne. w nt in. tnadi- straight for the t.uilt, saw no evidUKf ol change and was a -.nt to tum away Ix-n a desire - :zni n..- to se that the rash was lTf, I ft as turninu th ro-i: lunation .u t wht-n th door opened and the .t.-h: r ntered. "What an- you doing h rp? he a-kt-d. vidntly as?ouish'd and at Hip same time giispiriotis. "I cat:..- to se that the rash Is all iiht. What did mi roin for?" "I enn- for that. to. I confess I didn't xjtoct to find the t-dler of the bank opening the vault at this titno of niKht " "And I didn't expect the cashier to put in an appearance. Your tone indl-at.-s a suspicion that I am here to rob." "I can't think of anvthjig more suspicious than th t!b r of the hank opening the vault at 1 o'clock In the morning." At that moment a door at the other

it rt-u rnd of the room opened and who

should walk in but the president. On seeing us he looked surprised. "What's happ-ned?" he asked quick ly. "Any funds missing? "I t. njk not." said the cashier. "But

there is no telling how much would have been tak'n had I not arrived at

the nick of time. "I was worried.' I faltered, "at having so large an amount of currency in th safe and could not resist an Impulse to come and soo that all was right." "And count the funds!" sneered the cash' r. ' What brought you?" asked the president of the cashier. The cashier tried to stammer out a better excuse than I had given and. failing, finally blurted: "And what brought j ou, for the matter of that?" "I? I oft. n come to the bank before going to bed to see that all is safe. Sometimes I get ep at 2 or 3 o'clock in tbe morning, come here, look arouad and go home. To-night. Itaring so much riiTeney In the safe. I was es

pecially anxious. " "Having come first." I said, -on the

same errand. I presume I am caught In tta" act." "What were you opening the vault for?" asked the cashier. "Couldn't you aee that it hadn't been tampered with?" "I could see that it hadn't been blown open, but I coudn't see that tho lock hadn't been picked or that soino one knowing the com id nation hadn't opened it and taken the funds." "Gentlemen." said the president, "we will have a look at the money and go homo." I was directed to open the safe. The bills were found In pllt as thev had

ooen left In tho afternoon, and the

sate was closed and we sennratod.

The next day I was called before the president for an examination, which

lasted two hours and when I came out of his private office I saw the cash For go In. as I Inferred, for a similar purpose. Notwithstanding that I showed

a clean record, the nres.'deni and

cashier. aftr consultation, decided to

dismiss me. I apenled to the board of directors giving them a statement of the facts After a meeting for consultation the board gave out a decision that the

meeting of the three in the bank was a coincidence, that there was no guilt

attached to any one of us. but. rather.

we were ail to bo commended for our watchfulness .

The only good this did me was tha?

I retained my posk'on. I was still un

der snsnlclon. This was fostered by the cashier, who. I supposed, won ovr the president to his views. Neverthe

less the president acquiesced in the decision of the board and exonerated mo.

It was but a few weeks after nil this

happened that we were startled at an

announcement that the president had resigned and the cashier had been promoted to the vncant position. I was

smarting under what I considered a

blow, for since the cashier considered

me guilty of an Intent to rob the bank, when the new president Informed me

hat I hnd been promoted to succeed

htm as cashier.

I was thunderstruck .He did not re

fer to the past, and I went about my

new duties In Ignorance of what had

happened to change tho situation.

In ten days It came out that io

president had lost 1200,000 In tho

stock market.

Watery, carries water on

"Ho carries water on both shouldors." "Doos, oh? I always heart! he took It on the side." Philadelphia. Lodger. Effects of Practice. She bad hor finger In everything, So when he showed an engagement ring It wasn't much more than a minute Bofore she had her finger In iL Baltimore American. Russia's Famines. Russia suffers from faraino on an avurago every ten or twelve years. RAISED FROM SICK BED

Aftfr II 1 1 .! Hnd VnnNhrrf. Mrs J. II. Bennett. .Vl Fountain St.. Onrdtner. Me., says. "My hack used to trout.'- trtf so severely that at last I

bad to give up. I took t my M'd and stayed there four months, suffering luteti-e pain, dizziness, htwdarlie ami Inflammation of the bladder. Though without bote. 1 besan us-

SSrr Ii'- Down's Kidney

7yÄ.rr3"iJ ,,,,,a "Mli m tUri TV t WtV!, i ,',,M,,h, was completeU ( )v '.v cured. The trouble N ' has never returned." Sold hy all dealers. f0 cents a box. Foster-.MUburn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y.

WOMAN'S BACKACHE

In;

Sure to Accept. If you'd hare a girl pin her faith to you A girl that's worth the winningJust give her a diamond pin or two And watch her do the pinning. Pittsburg Post

SKIN TROUBLES CURED. I'lral Unci Ilrl.li.K Itn.h Tlirratrnr.l Later rill ll!iiit-l.n In l.ejc ItHleil an f ullfuru Iterarille. "About twelve or fifteen years ago I had a break In gout, and It Itched nnd stung so badly that I could not have any peare tteraitse of It Three

doctors did not help me. Then I used

some Cutlcura Soap. Cntlcum Olm meat, and Cutlrurn Hesolvcnt nu1

began to get better right away. They

cund me and I have not been bothered

with the itching since, to amount

nnytning. About two years ago I had

la grippe nnd pueumonla. which left

me with a pain In my side. Treat met

rnn It Into my Iec. which then swelle

and betrnn to break out The doctor

was nfrald it would turu to blood

jHdsou. I used his medicine, but It did

no coml. then Pued the Outlmra Item

edles three times and cured the break

Ing-out on my leg. J. F. Hennen

Milan. Mo.. May 13. HV17

Oar. wbli Holb r a alga that the

hoiiM-steper et Rul ros Ball Blue.

Large -o. piekase. S rents.

Artificial.

First Fish What killed your poor

brother?

Second Fish He ate a predlgested

tly.Juuse.

flrenl Home lij-e Itemed;-,

for all diseaei of the eye. quick relief from twins PUTT ITS KYE SALVB. All

druggists or Howard Bros.. Its Hale. N. Y

Earrings.

Among the Phoenicians in ancient

days the wearing of earrings was

Badge of servitude.

HnTuurt, Sooh.cj bTrup for ehtWren Mb Ins, oftrr.i tbe rum. redne inflammitiaB adlajra pais, urea wiad colic 'SCc.cU a Umla.

Then and Now.

"Oh, sny, ran you see by the dawn's

early light."

"Was a very fine poom In decades of

yore. But now for the news of a pennon wt ask: "What's the score?" New York Sun.

Pure Water. Pure water will not rust Iron. It is tho presence of carbonic acid and other impurities which causes the sur face of the iron to oxidise when ex posed to moisture.

A Born Statesman. Knicker Think your baby will growup to be a candidate? Bocker Yes; he talks a great deal without saying anything. New York Sun.

Something on Foot. "There's something on foot." "Why do you think so?" "I saw him going Into a chlropo dlsfs." Judge.

His Query. Shopper Can 1 hang this paper on myself? Salesman Yes. but it would look Setter on the wall. Judge. The Successor. Knicker Tho horseshoe was once the emblem of good luck. Iiockor Now It's the extra tire .Vow York Sun.

At the Shore.

What are tho wild waves saying.

Mere Caution, 'I dont believe In kicking a man

when he Is down."

"Of course you don't. It ticht

stimulate him to get up again." PhJL:-

:lelphia Lodger.

Father's Gift. "Father's birthday come next week." "Ah. wo never forget father's bitth-

day.

"Shall wo get him a cabinet for

Kheot music or that dining room rug?"

sister?"

'Come in; tho Cleveland Leader.

wator's fine!'"

The Usual Way. HIx Brown Is certainly an oddity How Joes he strike you? DIx For five dollars usually. Detroit Tribune.

Not Quite Clear. Blox A red ling Is always a sign of langer or an auction. Knox Why the distinction? Chlcajo News. Pleasant Prospect of Filling It. Missionary What is that six foot lox? Cannibal That's my lunch box Bohemian Magazine

It's tho little happiness wo sow that live us the hart est of perpetual ploas-tre.

MYSTERIES OF SONG SLANG. Onions Are Akin to Sentiment In the Music Hall World. How many people would guess tlu meaning of a "Spanlth onion sotig" This strange phrase one nf thr many to Ik? found In tho profession. iU dictionary of slang is used to denote the music hall ballad, and ones its origin to the fact that no solf-respec ting member of its xaco would be with out a itatketic reference to "dear old mother" or "somebody's sweetheart far away." Now. pathos draw tears, and so do on.otts. The rest Is obvious, says the Cleveland Plain Pealer. These ballads are also known by the namo of "Give me you kind app!aussongs." a title which Is also applied to ditties whose duty it is to drtw

attention to some misdeed on the par'

of the lmrerial government. Artists, too. always allude to the last song they sing as their third onc. though In many cases It may be then secoud or tbelr fourth.

remners are so called Because rr, , t. ih .. f the unfortunate artist xho stngs them , 'I'l' . J. 1 "a,nsVVn" 1, has no chance to breatne t.nless. per- W"wn s orRaiilsm It qui. kly calls haps, he surreptitiouslv drops a itrav att-utin to tn.uble l.y a hill,'. It note here and there and thus draws tells with otlitT symptoms, such as a few molecules of air into his lungs, nervousness, he.ula he, miix ill tho These smugs of which "The Irish loins, weight in the lower part of Christening" is an example always the Inxly, that a woman's feminine have at least live long verses, which organism needs inmn iliateattontion. a.rt r"11 one ,n 0 he other and sung jn such cases the one sure remedy without a break of auy kind. wjlich speedily removes the cause, A type of song which is designed and restores the feminine onanism with the express purpose of deceiving to a healthv. tmrnvtl onnrlitir.n 5a

LYDIA E. PIN KKAIYTS VEGETABLE COMPOUND ÄIrs. "Will . titj, if 0 Columbia Ave., Iii kland, Mr., says:

l was tnuli-.l f..r a long time with

the audience is the ' cod ballad." With

groat Ingenuity the composer begins his verse in a highly sentimental tone, when, just as tbe audience Is con; m (Miring to search for Its pocket handkerchief, a sudden turn is given to the words and everyone realizes that he

has been tricked. The whole thing is. I dreadful l-ackaehes and .1 naVu l in my in fact, veriest parody. "Mingle your ; siUe. and was miserable in erery way. eyebrows with mine love." Is a case I doctored until I was discount ired arid

in point. thought I would never get well. I read At the present moment the music I what Lydia U. Pinkham's Vegetable hall world is searching high and low Compound had done, for others and for concerted numbers, which form 9 t decided to trv it ; after taking- tbreo per cent, ot the seaside. These are bottles I can truly say that I uever felt merely solos, rewritten to form trios. so well in my life." quartets or quintets for Pierrots and; -Upo AticiiRiim T vnn nf FncfTrl ontdoor theatrical troupes, while x-'pn v J-astiarl, tra business" Is added to suit require-' Pl?.V 03 ( Mn5' 1 llkamu: , meuts 1 1 lmd very veru backaches, and m , , , pressing-doivn Miins. I could not sleep. Motto songs, whirh are Increasing In . nnd h.id nn .nn..tiiu r ,..1;,. 1.- o:i

poitularity every day. will also, it Is ham's VegeUhle Compound cured mo expected, help to rs the hoqrs for and made me fee! like a new woman." the loungers on "those yellow sands." cnrTC trno cirrs iArrr-st These ditties always point an excel r ACTS FOR SICK WOMEN, lent moral. l'or thirty ears Lydia E. PinkThe "production number" Is a term ham's Vegetable Compound, mado which needs some explanation. It from roots and herbs, has ln-ell tho means that the song Is elaborated or standard remedy for female ills, featured" with chorus girls and is and has positively cured thousands of JEr1 n R moreue,abo1ratö scale women who have leen troubled with than tbe ordinary number. It also re- displacements inflammat inn iilnnA quires special scenery, with effects. "I0"" Soubrette songs give the idea of t,or? ?.br0K! mors, irrecularities, songs always sung by soubrettes Pnnc Wins, backache, that WarThey must, however, fulfill certain 1 Uiff-down ftn-liliff, flatulency, indigestnher requirements. The chorus, as in tion,dizziness,ir nervous prostration, other son cs. does not remain the same. 1 .

the couplet in every case being differently worded.

One and the Same. The baud that rocks the cradle And the baby is the same Hand that wields the slipper A little later in the game. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Domestic Politico Economy. Knicker Did Bridget refuse a cut in wages? Bocker Yes; she said I could charge more for my poems. New York Sim.

Accounting For It. He Miss Mabd colors so prettily. She Of course she does. Mabel never gets anything but the best. Baltimore Ani-riran

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