Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 51, Number 1, Jasper, Dubois County, 18 September 1908 — Page 2

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WEEKLY CO LT RUSH

HUN Bi). DOANU, Publisher.

INDIANA

Do not put on Btylo at tho expense

01 your friends.

I sunlly tho niun who bollovos paying as ho goes stays nt home.

In

if

ii iovo were Intoxicating there

would bo fovtr meinbors of tho C.

T. r.

Most of tho mon behind the bars boliexNt at ono timo that thoy woro

clever.

It keeps some pooplo broko dressing well enough to make others think thoy

are not.

Hotting in touch with men of affairs Is a good thins if thoy will statu! for tho touch.

This Is undoubtedly a dirty-looking

oiu wond to the man who 1b too busy

iu ciean his spectacles.

The Edge of the Abyss

Haneroft' Jnique Vindication Whon Evan Haneroft, a young Virginian, wont to study at the Univorcity of Heidelberg ho promised his mother thnt ho would never light a duel. But Haneroft did not consider It necessary to refrain from joining the lighting corps and negating in harmless encounters. Indeed, there was

numy 01 ngnting material in him in

SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY.

Patient noonlo

fully worthless. It Is your duty to admlro ail your rolatlvoB the mne: no favorite. loung men aometliuoa asr upon tho bollo of the town, but the girls never do. As soon as an old fool acquire a mtlo sense, a young fool step up to repeat his mistakes.

i. l,l.of rxcei,t t0 Sive the baby a

.J,h.rL,, !'Bb,M ,n two ". the Urn-

unwary äocIoty ,ms Jlst Jo

u mo uuiny.

What is Castoria.

herited 1 from his progenitors, and this ,in'S " .,nnV ,s "l to stand was why his mothor had exactod the JunJ"ent who novor fought a prize

rpomise. Her father had been killod

iu. uuoi. one or nor brothers through reckless oxnosuro In thn Mv w

whllo another had boon shot attempt' lug to defend a prisoner from a mob. 1 llOSe Shafts nf rlm.tl. ..

uuit,, oiiiiwiiu su lltur ' .,i. her, caused her to brood and Induced 1 U , see,"3! a fear that her unlv snn hnni.i r.,n t A n is

light.

Tn?ro ,s a (1Ifforonce between solf-

vu..ueuuo unci conceit which Is hard

,.V. ,u mm lo understand.

, , Imve " a streak of

u,XÜ ' . w coonplnco ordinary IUCK fii'nmul '

t)... inn.

uuiy bunuay snys hell is full

or fudge-eating mollycoddles. What a

sticky place it must bo.

If inn iirmt.l I.-..,. - . . .

..uuiii unw a peacciui Home all you have to do is to pay the freight

una let your wifo run It.

Ono iu n great while a woman actuary L lievpg that her husband knows

s much us he thinks he knows.

A good many men have the courage of th--r conrictions simply because

mcy nave nover been convicted. Ar n ri i ! a il.n ...

M4C " wonu uoesn t nav

much attention to a man whoso wifo

emims to have mado him what ho is.

It is only a matter of live or six

through a similar cause.

Bancroft at Heidelberg proved so land' With all sorts nf ivmnrmc no n

distance all competitors save one. a young Englishman nnm,i unm..

The two held the record for being tho

k ourusmun at tne university, and there was a desire among tho students that they should light for the championship. Bancroft made no objection to a friendly encounter, the vital parts of each disputant being covered according to the corps rules. Hut in

w um u mi not relish even a friendly light with the Englishman, who was an avowed hater of Americans. When the terms of the light for the championship came to be arranged Horcut Insisted on certain innovations rendering the affair dangerous. It was suspected by a few that he considered uancroft the hotter c-,ir,io,o..

..i..! i . """moumii ami, judging him to bo timid. u-ih,i

force him to decll nn thn Mmiini Tili

ZTtril. "IC"Lu!e championship

Mwm iiKiiiiiiir iiir lr ni Hcb n.

oso it. Ho would then return to lingland to enjoy his honors

Whether or not this was his object. It was accomnlishPf? n-,nnn .i

cllned to fight except under tho rules iror riendly contests iinrm.i .

him of cowardice, and there was now

.h ii ur 11,111 t0 do but chaHonge

,rr8 ,ro, uzz .s?.uS,-2as?3si: skates Thus do we sweetly go tho c.orPS- e declined to fight either for

pace.

If It is true that a woman must now

be very slander to be fashionable, wo

eo a grant ninny every day who havo

gone out of style.

nevnr milfi -..a..i.. i .

h n V "auntpr by marriage until the first grandchild is named for him.

in,,,.. ' " nn ürt'ak8 n thlK hat be-

ZT,. " ,anu sys l sorry.'

wvo mihi, öjuisiy you? If you receive an anonymous letter. UOn't rptrnnl rnim ....... '

. . ' ' vnuwut-a Wim SUS-

i..tiuu, waicn your friends. When a man Irnichs tn,, timQa ,..

nine of the laughs were inspired by someth nsr h rmi.i ),i,,.oir ' 3

ou can make a bet that the children are spoiled, and win, if the

uuiei- &ays tnev aro "sontitir,!

u..1.1 W,H always be possible to make a

"""K wimout work as long as persons can be found who believe in

lmniijsiry. The women havo long been of the

"luuiua uiai "i ne Lord loves a cheer ltd giver" should bo atnended-"to his wife. When a woman dresses site has li moro things to put on than a man puts on when he dresses.

wien a man sees anything in the paper that is a lecture to women he is sure to read it aloud. The good advice to men he scorns to look at There Is always svmnnthv

people whose relatlros come to live needed aDd you b0t symnath" ls It is always something of a shock to a now husband to hear his wife's nrl-

aio opinion of tho women whom he friends S r0gardod as her best The most accomplished pnm,iin,.

TTL! a? tunny ns

Q1ST0EJL is a liomloss substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops and Sootaing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other B arcotic substanco. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Povonshnoss. It cures Diarrhoe and Wind CoUo. It relieves Teething Troubl. Z6tZtbnaniBnn- ItasM,regmatestheStomaS 5fitalM.r naturd deep m mdX6a'B PaaaceaTho End Tou Have Üways Bought, and which has been in use for over 80 years, has borne the signature of Ohas. H. Pletcher, and has been made under M CÄHT Emr' no one to deceive youin this. M Oounterfeits, Imitations i and "Just-as-good" are but Experiments that triflo m& and endanger the health of Infants and Children-Experience against Experiment

Letters from Prominent Physicians addressed to Clias. II. Fletcher.

Dr. P. CcraM Blattacr. of Buffalo. X. T, ars: -Toor Clor! !, cod

If

Htissia is going to take

tno championshln or to vlnrttrnto i,e

juu,.IBo, mil ne wrote his mother the lapts nni! 1...,.,-.. i . . :

...... ivbbcU jllvr lo release iiiin i im , . . ---o a mmii ija She declined to do sn rcm1 Mhe h?nPeched husband when he n.

o U . . . - iii-iuia sertS 11 tncnlf

lt iiWlilt? ilKKlirilfl fllr., t . r . . I . . .

. . ..... i&icit am: w.ts it,

a critical physical mnHitinn o.i i

anything happened to him it would

net.

a census, Bancroft neither cared to civ

wno want to get awny from the county und can t it Will be interesting. Hetty Creen as .s.edidn't llko life at a fin., hotel bernuse "you havo to kc. i dr. ssnd up all tho time." And, inn-i-ntaliy. that costs real tnonoy.

Aiunh.T good thing about the wr.iih. r is that if there weren't any, ptfupl.- would probably spond oven num. tune talking about their neighbors.

snd if It shows the number of people f.ruo reason for not lighting nor be-

c.u mm, u wotuu be accepted. It would have been nrp,n,i ..

would have been resmvo.i i

55ull,haTO a,,sfi(',, the students of its truth. In no country in the world aro parents more beloved and respectt di!fn, ,n ?e,rmanJ'- But to convince a couplo of thousand of youmr mon

motlJÄ M,n0t h,d,nB bohlnd his mothers skirts was out of the quesSo Haneroft finished his university career a cut man, though ho was burnöiU" a?ry. When he

vu uuuiu io Virginia, finding that the story had nrefe,i,i y,L, 1 ... ,a.

diced some people against him. he went to the farther West and engaged !ÄW Sooa afto" thfs his

""""CI Uit'l, Several years passed. One dav nancroft was treading his way on a nath bare y a foot wide around the shfe of a precipice. While doing so ho saw ? party of tourists cotning. Pe?sons K,n,Ln th rath musl carne8 fully, tho ono taking the outside, the other the Inside. Bancroft was e

niJ .i. u l,,e 0UIs1p when cudflenly he recognized In the leadimr man in the line of tourists enemy at the university. He was n?in

rnpnrtnifn.i

It must be admitted that tho Chautauqua f;ive n good many people op-porrtiniü..-. to ay what thoy havo to any a.ul more without boring tho rest nf is

Two monster whales have just been kill 1 on the Eden coast of Now South W; -s, thereby furnishing a reminder Hint th whale fishery was onco look, -J upon ns the staple industry of the Australian continent

Th- Paris waiters thought bettor of tl)Ir thrnnt ,n . t. .. .

, ' v.fui in aorrors or "Wait tJiorr," n the restaurant kitchen and called off to cre

iimir siriKC

gothor and decided that would over believe them!

L llorn tiiA .1. ......

Tim,- ,L- iih r . """.r'r."1 ueneu a

-j iuun VUUIIoUl IO- I "-. i IJilSH lllSllll '

worso.

no porson Worse and

with his old domln. wiring ., ..

. , tum;, nancroft stepped to the spot indicated saying as he did so: 'uuicaieu,

He snoke

Han-

hÄSmV1? ,'der da,,Shtor is pnrticuarlj dutiful about caring for the babv. it may mean nothing more than that she hates to wash dishos. After a man has reached the age stop giving his wife trouble, his sons

ttw iocnea tno age to begin. ! If a woman can't, with some show

. uvaif, say mo clothes of her enemy are shabby, she- swings the "loud."" doc,ares ey are Father may monopolize the rocking chair to the disadvantage of his wife but he never gets a chance at the r1, if thero daughters in

Perhaps this is one reason widows are truer" than widowers: a widow must wait for some man to ask her to marry him. but a wM

straight from the cemeretery Into a proposal, tearing off his crepe on the way. Atchison (Kan.l nini.i

A man always likes to meet people who have the same glevance he has W hen a man walks along the street between two women, he has even- appearance of being under arrest If a baby will "miss her" when she gos out of the room.

tent to give up all hor timo to taking care of iL You may think you have a great many friends; how many would stick to you, nnd cam for you if you had smallpox? One? .Married women always look nltvincly at old maids, and tho old maids look

..o uuubii uivy couiu cry over

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SVÄI1.25, CnsTacbcr' of EL Minn, says:

vwua i eiwueuiv in mv nraMiiu 111. j ..

,.,, .. bwu results, ana am recom mona it ns aa excellent, mild and harmless remedy for calldrenT

ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT." A cdelabfe Pnemmfinn t

slmilaimSiftcFootfamRcöia. itngüicStofliadisandßoüscf

rromofcsDitolionjrrfcrfu-

ncssandRcsLConlainsreiuw Opiuni.Morphinc norfecraL; Not Narcotic.

j4!x.Saaa J)atarht . liirsiSerd'

Apcrfeci Rcracdv for Ccnsflw

lion .Sour Stomach.nf.vifea

Wonns,Comnlsions.Fcvcis!i

ncss aniLoss OFSieer

Fa2U ForSini'e Sinarare of i Ijr

Guaranteed under the RwdjA Jj

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Dr. E. J. Tlonnta f O T .. i r ....

ToMrri . , Uia uo ' "y3-" 1 cavo used and prescribed 5 l? n 11 1117 ,Qm and d Pctice for a awnbSS and nnd it to bo an excellent remedy for children." tnSt Buchanaa oi Philadelphia. Pa Ear3: r osed your torla in tho caso of ny owa baby and find it pleasant to S 2d fc obtained excellent results from Its use.? cafes of SnÄ iCf m" EarSf MI tavo d ? Castoria la oTSo market" a f OUad 11 1110 aedIcIa9 o Ita Ctfnd,Ef;E?iIdSOir;1 maba- Neb- 3 3-our Castoria to be n rCmCd5r U ,s 'or iiaatslad chiWrea I hate ever known and I recommend iL" a 1 baJmlf nf lt7' Ctori. certainly vcrT Ind 1 5L ? "f ? lt3 Contlnued by mothers through all these SXiSSViS T?7 atptf t0 ,mItate BQfflclent rccoaSnercaUoa? BVtat can a physician add? Learo It to tho mothers." Dr. EdwinF. Pardee, of New York City. tayS- "For t T v recommended your Castoria and m JJrl?Z Invariably produced beneficial results." so. as It haa Dr. Is. B. Sizer, of Brooklyn, X. Y saTs "T sw .

ueara ine signature of

Exact Copy of Wrapper.

jnd You Haye Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years.

troubles of the married women

i save annoyance n

At last the patient ami long sufferIns prune, tired of being a butt of ridi.

rule, has turned upon Its tormentors by roistering a crop shortage and jumping skyward in price. Herewith

.... iiuuiiiiu prune takes its place

........ u. luxuries, ir you want It henceforth you will have to order it.

There Is no irreverence In a shrewd man's remark: "D(. 8Ure to look for

.- ihuiiu on nie (loublo-eagle. If it's not thero. the coin i3 worth a good deal more than twenty dollars." it is

'"ta unainoss suggestion. The cuius minted without "In God we trust." already command a consider

able premium.

the

use tho telophone just as he uses his

I pass Inside." ln cases of absolute

berine th.it iinn.,

was a coward. K quieAtl?. J'0U armd?" asked Bancr "No." Bancroft took a revolver from his hip and flung It over tho precinlce u struck C00 fetft holnu- prccP'ce. It

cu;:Ubl.anchnU PrPMe?" askcd "To settle a feud of long standing We are about the same build. Lot 00 of us throw tho ntw oao

never seen and never expect to see a rich man who thinks he can play a little and sing a little. Another thing we would like to know the truth about: When a boy earns a bad trick. Is it the neighbor's chirash ta"Sl him. as his mother

Tho

get as much

that tho along" ns

cut glass

Limitations of Practice. In an Iowa town an action for ej-i-t-ment was tried "by the court without a Jury, ' the suit having been braucht by a religious society to recover pes session of a cemetery. The defendant a physician in activo practice, had' bought the ground for the use of the society, but when afterward he severed his connection with the organization it was discovered that he had taken the title in his own name and ovi- J dently intanded to hold on to it. After 1 duly weighing the evidence the court ordered judgment for thn

stating briefly the reasons for the dv cision. whereupon defendant's counsel desired to be more fully enlightened in the promises. 'Certainly." said his honor. "In ad-1

union iu wnat i nave already said, there are but two others reasons. One Is that the church seems to need a cemetery, and the other is that the doctor has failed to show that his practice is sufficiently large to necessitate his maintaining his own burying

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SEBUD

GOVERNMENT LANDS BEST REACHED FROM DALLAS Dallas and Gregory, S. D., are reached only by the Chicago C& North Western Railway. They are the only towns on the reservation border. Dallas and Gregory are the mam registering points. President Roosevelt has designated Dallas for the

mim uiuwmg uciODer iy, 1908.

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poor Kin at a swell wedding

Sheath Gown's Failure

Apparently there is nothing lo the theory that women will wear anything

" Huiiiuii iiiriiiiim inic m mi.

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ch enjoyment in predicting New York importers who made heavy bridal couplo "worn get jrcha8es of sheath gowns abroad say they got in looking at the nnnot make the stvlo popular In this count rv i im.,v. " n...

hen troubles come to a man In hi rm that insures VvnA Vh.B"

Horcut stood aghast. "rv fnri-i . ?. 8 .,10 sreat comfort nf- s"hle. has even gone so far as to

A rollglous exchange says It Is a waste of money to spend campaign funds In the printing and circulation cif campaign literature. "o never icad a campaign document through to tho end." It declares, "and nover

knew any one who did." it Is safe to say that tho one who makes this asRortion does not always recognize such documents when ho sees them. Campaign literature takes many forms and Is found in unlooked-for places.

IrltMm. . 1

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nn..V .. ,,,uu us D0U1 "rave mon." When

J. are KGPn5 your friends wait-

tnh.

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......... .v. .a ..ii;uiK iQiai loss.

The friends were as terrified as tho principals. They begged Horcut not to accept such a fearful rhni

-iÄ t ...... . -" I ' u it iiiiiii von nnv o

.......v w.v. wi worrying you did yesterday, it certainly did you no

mi i , u"1. " certainly did you harm.

, "t. , 01 ,J;?U w" ',ass 'ns'Jo those

"That Is my Intention." "And you will permit me to pass you on the outside In safety?" "Vou have only tho word of a coward for thnt." Horcut consented with a hanging head, nnd tho passage was made Somo of the tourists one had been a ÄfV ncMe,bR during Dan

r fiui iu me universltv nancroft was Invited there, and when 1m wcnf wnB pnth"sastlcnlly greeted Whon he told of hi i,ii . .

seen in

It la ono of tho phenomena of heredity that a boy wants to bo what his father was If a shoemaker then a Hhoemaker. if an i

an Iron workers, If an artisan in any ,Uotllor ho received an ovation.

no men an arusan in that line; and The Wings of Love the father and mother, who havo como "Timo files." they sav. mv ,

Am satisfied Its true, nut. goodness me. what makes it fly .Qfi fnat f... 1. 1 .....

i iu wiin you;

-Philadelphia Press.

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u ii.ii mo Hineii or leatiier. or tho grlmo of tho smithy, the oil waste of tho machine, or tho sweat of downright hard work, cajole or coerco that boy Into something that is genteelly

" 7 r v a' amI k,M ,,,c Knlckor-Aro you afraid to go horn germ that would havo produced tho n the dark? B nom

manufacturer, tho mechanical end. Hooker My wife always sits up for . . 1 I. ... b I .1rt ulft fill ! . . -

uur or mi capnausu .. . V. Ki,s "Rnteu. Xew

l orK sun.

Malice Domestic.

wnen a man says his sickness Is At no time In the history of the due to overwork, everybody scoffs "on has the Arne" lein u i will that be in your case? comlngiy as to-dav . nefc-ro raising any question over a "can. toa,.Dener Kepub-

a..v.ma unusual pronunciation of a Word tvnl ...il t.. "

- -4UU ave a secret Thlno ti,-,

Carlotta N'lllson Is to bo "Diana of Dobson's."

A dramatization of "Graustark" Is shortly to be nroducert K 18

yilllam Collier's new play In which he is to star is called "The Patriot " A revival of "Tin PH,,..

da" is promised by James K. Hackett for next season. Choruses of sheath gowned girls aro proving attractions In the musical comedies ln the West n??" Wa,k(:r w uccee.1 Ida

. 1 u, 'fading role of EuGene Walter's play, "The Wolf." Actors and Audiences. Courtney-Just now society has two absorbing diversions. Stlckney What are they' fun o people who play golf. Detroit rjoo Press.

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KoitBuo i - -" i MINN. II T's. lJ l M.s'4jP.:i2fr IOWA CrJ . &"o.. f-

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IOWA C'j .

The Chicago & JVorth Western Rv. is the ono all-rail route to the reservation.

A million acres of fertile agricultural and grazing land in the great Missouri Valley Corn Belt is to be

opened to Homesteaders October 5 to 17, 1908. For information about ho-.v to get a homfstead with details regarding rates, train schedules, address W. B. KNISKERN Paaa'r Trafflo Mgr., C. A. N. W. Ry. Cnicago, III.

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n-t.i..i. ... . " inn ill. Think of this tho next time you feel grumpy. If you have what people call a 'premonition of trouble." tn

soak your feet In hot water, and go early to bed. All such forebodings

unau iiuiu piiysicai aunientH. When a woman Is first married, she fears her husband Is so brave and generous that he will get hurt some dav. rushing Into a dangerous place to do a noble act, but sho Is not long In Unding out that on that score he Is perfectly safe. Atchison (Kan.) Globe.

She Was at the Seashore, lie dreamed a dream, then woke up And laughed, for It was funny. He dreamed his wife had written him And did not ask for money. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. On the Cards.

She Do you believe In fortune tell

wijs uy oarus f

Failed to Enjoy It. Acquaintance How did vou jour trip on tho lake?

Mr. Upjohn (who had been violently seasick) Not at all. It Is sun

enjoy

1 lie No, but I know a man who lost "'""K"1" way to travel. Chicago I a fortune that way. Pittsburg Post. Tribune. b

Shortest Line to Rosebud Reservation

Zm SvSor0Ä RO,C,buJ R. October 5 to 17, next, Sn IS , ? . S?00 PP,e eh a choice farm in Tripp County, opened Pnle0driaS'-an sum(PtraCre 8,001 SEiwillft JE . fP,P , uraw,rfr one of these farms must pay $6.00 an Prhon SouVh dT?r, ba,anCC, ln 5 -VWS ChaÄlain anS Sated on ih J JT:- a? PaCC8 ( reffration. Both are located on the shortest line to the reservation from Chicago-the CHICACO MILWAUKEE ST. PAUL RAILWAY The best of these lands are located in the Northern Dart of Trlnn County, easily reached from both Chamberlain aJ Tpreahl AH persons except certain oldiem, must be pre?em in S,- oHhiS towns for registration. Presence at the dJIwtn ? quired. Tho.e who draw enc of theU faJ win "til by mail Rcebud folder, eonuln. ; mV? arTJ JZt U particulars free on request. Ü IT,nff ful1

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F. Ceneral

A. MILLER, Pamenger Agent. Chicago.

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