Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 52, Jasper, Dubois County, 11 September 1908 — Page 7

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WORK Thousands of American women in our homes aro daily sucriUuing their Jives to duty. In order to keep tho homo ncnfc and pretty, the children well dressed and tidy, women overdo. A femalo weakness or displacement is often brouphton and they suffer in silence, drifting along from bad to worse, knowing well that they ought to have help to overcome tho pains and aches which daily make life a burden. It hi to these faithful women that LYDIA E, PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND comes as a boon and a blessing, as it did to Mrs. F. Ellsworth, of Mayville, X. V., and to Mrs. AV. '. Boyd, of Beaver Falls, Pa., who say: "I was not able to do my own worlc, owing to the female trouble from which I suffered. Lydia E. I'inkhain's VerrotablcC'ompound helped me wonderfully, and I am so well tli.it I can do as big'a day's work as I ever did. I wish every sick woman would try it. FACTS FOR SICK WOMEN. For thirty years Lydia JS. Pinkham's Vegetable Ooniixmnd, made from roots and herbs, lias leen tho standard remedy for female ills, and has positively cured thousands of women who have been troubled with displacements, inilammat ion, ulceration, fibroid tumors, irregularities, periodic pains, backache, that bear-liig-down feeling, llatulency, indigestion,dizziness,or nervous prostration. Why don't you try it? 31 rs. Pinklinm invites all sick women to write her for advice. She has guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn, IInss. W. I Inticl tnnVr nml aril tnom rorn'i 3.00 unit HXr.O aliix-a mn ny otlirr manufacturer In the uorlil, !) f thjr hold their hup, fit brtter, mad wear longer thnn any other make. Sbec t it Alt Pf!, for Eery MeirUr ef th FimQy.Wtr Boji.Womfa, Hiweii Children WLSnilul t. 00 aal J.00 QtftlUx B&eMC&aat p t inr prlt. W L Doix!u ul 10 Am an th but la th rnll Totl Clor r.ytttlt Utrtt Jtrrlurtnlv-H-Tlf An Sil.-tttiitr. W L Dougl nam an4 rr I ttainptd en bottom. SoM rfrrlitf. Mio marll from factory to any part ot I'm- world. Cata'Ck-ue tnt. W U DOL'OUS. IS7 Sparl St Bnxltoa. Mats. -AUdraler. Sample. llooU et und nuiz. we. racino Coau liorux ioChlcBtfo.nl. IF YOUVE VLa7? H N F.VF.D Wi WORN fit iMffir? s 1 I fO' 1 ' FLICKER youVe yet to learn the bodilv cernion ii gives in the wettest weather MADE FOR Hard stRVicc AND GUARANTEED WATERPROOF . i-x it f ' 322 ATAUCOQO 5T0BIS CATALOG TRIE

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8UNFL0WER PHILOSOPHY.

There Ik a nonce that com more than a Unlit. Aftor SO. a man pnya fewor ilddler'H bills, ami more donors' bl!ln. Ih a mother lad or sorry when her uaiiKhters remain at home unmarried'' Men iniikft more fnm ovor their lion or on the mage than any other nhio. UettltiK married Ih a good deal like buyliiK a homo covered with a blanUot. A woman Ih tmtlBfled ir hor children aro hapjiy. hut a man wanta Home of ' h" hapHnoss himself. It Ik Mild that almost overy woman Is Kuilty at Home time of blotting ink on tho number of her shoos. How linppy a man would he If he were half as well natlslled with his HurmumiliiKs as ho is with hlmsolf. After a man haa boon dead about thre.- months, hie wife boglna to do KOiiiethlnt; she haa always longed to do. Summer kchsoii note: Tho tttoR nn "our" chlldron aro made by chlggors. muse on -your" chlldron aro duo to bed hues. This kind of weather which makes a man gratoful he is not an old-fashioned woman's baby, compelled to wear a wool shirt. When a woman cooks up something particularly nlco for her husband, all sho gets for it is that he is late and It Is spoiled by overcooking. The only way a man can find tho pen and ink at his house Is to tell his wife ho wants to write a check. After a woman passes 40 you seldom seo her husband with her except ut a funeral. Every man, In talking about a misunderstanding ho has had, says: "I was very anxious to mako everything clear and avoid a misunderstanding." It can bo told whether a man is talking to ii woman over tho telephone by tho number of times he says good-by and tries to quit. As u rule, people are good enough except in tho little things in life. So many of them lack tho ability to be ugreeablo; so many of them are bores, and have foolish notions that an hour's study might rid them of. So few people realize tho importance of politeness of a little common sense. Do you unnecessarily annoy your neighbors? If you do, you aro impolite, to say nothing of your meanness. Think it over 10 minutes: do you annoy your neighbors? And if von in do you really take pleasure In it? Dur ing wiese summer days, when doors and windows are open, it Is easy to annoy neighbors who do not annoy you. Scaring peoplo Into goodness is not as effectual as telling them that thev can not afford wickedness. The devil or the glutton is dyspepsia. Kvery species of Tolly ha Its particular devil. This Is the great lesson that should be taught by moral teachers. Scare a man into goodness, and he will Imag lue that you want to frighten him away from a feast. The plain, com mon senne truth is enough to save the world. No llct Ion is necessary. Do you remember that you once believed If yuu could accomplish a certain thiiiK ou would be a hnnnv mim Do nu remember that a few months after accomplishing It you were ns unhappy as ever? Is it not possible that you will he equally restless after ac complishing your next ambition" Should this fact not bo taken ns evidence that nothing will satisfy vou? Atchison (Kan.) Olobe. Some mon aro Just prominent onough to attract people who want to Impose on them. Ho may he a good man. but we don't like him; the man who is nlways saving: "As the poet says." ami quot ing wnai uie poet says. When a man speaks to a man, there is a certain saw-llko quality in his voice. Hut when he speaks to a young gin, nouce mo on and velvet appear In his voice. Tho publications devoted to Higher inings are always screaming becauso peoplo chew toothpicks on the street If people want to chew toothpicks lot mem no u, we say. Also, cat with tlielr knives. Whenever a widower's namo is men tloned it recalls the names of many women said to be chaslmr him. X. n To avoid cossln. therefore, never mn. tlon the name of a widower unless ho falls in a ake or breaks a loir When a man and woman aro first married they try to look unconnernoil on the streets, but If you will notice, tney always lean over a little toward each other. Hut they gradually drift apart, and In live or six years they occasionally loan the other way. Atchison (Kan.) Olobo. The Same Old Bore. "Ah. Miss Woso." he lisped, "there Is a time for all things." "Yes," responded the weary girl with a yawn, "but some things don't seem to notice the clock." And even then he waited until the cuckoo had cuckooed 12 times before he called for his hat and cane. Chicago News. As Defined. Pat OI saw in th' pa per somothin' nbout a felly thot wor afther bein' blnse. Phwaat's th meanln' of blase. 01 dunno? Mike Blase do be th feelln thot comes t a man afther he gits so lazy thot loafin' is hard wor-ruk. Oi'iii thlnkln'. St. Louis I'ost-Dlfiputch. Similarity. "Airships and courtships are much alike," sighed the jilted suitor. "In what way?" asked his friend. "Why, just as you get them soiling nlong smoothly you are dropped without notice." Cleveland Plain Denier. Bright. He is a very bright young man, I've heard his friends remark, That must ho why he nlways courts Ills sweetheart in the dark. Detroit Kreo Press. Not His Ambition. "I see they are experimenting with a machine for laying tho dtKjt." "Humph: I would rather oxnariment with ono for raising It." Unltlmore American. A Son All Right. Dill Did vou Knv that fellmv I n

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Clonuses tW System EffecluallyiLispoLs Colds and Headarlies duo to Constipation; Acts naturally, acts truly as a .Laxative. Bost fot'MinWrtipn and Cltild-ron-ybnncj and Old. et its JonoieialEjocts Alwavs uny the tronuinc nliicli hasilie jull nameoftlic Company CALIFORNIA Jio Strup Co. by whom it mnnufaetureil. printed on the front ofrvry pnckn!e. Snin RY Ai i i rAfiiKir? noitpnicT one size only, regular price 50rrbotll. Tho truth In tho nible Is God's revelation, in tho Christian, His manifestation. If you would have peace within you must bo content with wars without. California Gold. The historical committee of tho Society of Pioneers of California reported, after a long and careful investigation, that the discovery of gold in California was mado by James W. Marshall on tho 24th day of January'. 1S4S, in tho tail race of his sawmill at Coloma, on the south fork- of the American River. Ancient Locks. Locks like those In use today, which could only be opened by the knowledge of a certain combination of numbers, were known to the Chinese centuries ago, while Hobbs gave his name to a lock found In an Egyptian tomb. A TEXAS CLERGYMAN Sprnka Ont for Iii Itriirflt of SufTrrliiK TIiouhhiiiIn. Rer. G. M. Gray, Raptlst clergyman, of Whltcsboro. Tex., says : "Four years ago I suffered misery with lumbago. Kvery movement was one of pain. DoanV Kidney Pills remov ed the whole ditlirulty after only a short time. Although I do not like to have nix name used inibllcly. .,y' I make an exception ys In this case, so that ether sufferers from kidney trouble may profit by my experience." Pohl by all dealers. f0 cents a box Foster-MUburn Co.. Uuffulo. N. Y. THE

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Indianapolis,

Not Mentioned by Herodotus. Xorxos waa medltatllnK uoon his

good luck In having boon made King ' by his royal fathor in proferonco to1 the eldest son. i "Still," ho Bald, "if the succession ' had been determined by a primary election I would have got It Just the ' same. Naturally ovorybody would i havo marked an X opposite my name." I Subsequently, however, tho Oreks i gave him the floublo cross at Ifntaoa. Chicago TrJbuuo. Not the Boy He Wanted. "So you want a position as office boy?" "Yes, sir." "Are you perfectly truthful?" "Yes air." "Never tell Hos, eh?" ".No. 8ir." "Then you won't do. 1 want a boy who can say I'm not here when I am, and got away with It." Chicago Itecord-llerald. The $1,500 Kind. "Ah. that's pretty!" said Mr. Snooks. looking over a number of architectural j designs. "What Is that?" "That." said the architect, "Is a ! $1.500 bungalow." "What will it cost to build It?" asked Mr. Snooks. "About JS.000," said the architect. Judge's Library. THREE CURES OF ECZEMA. Woman Trlla of Her Ilrofht-r'a Trrrlhlo SaflVrlnit Tvro llnblea Alao Cnrril Critlcnrn I n vnlunlile. "My brother had ewiiii three different summers. Kach sutumer It came out between his Fhoulders and down his bark, and be said his suffering was terrible. When It dime on the j third sumtnor. he bought a box of Cutlcura Ointment ami gave It a faithful trial! Soon he began to feel better .1 I S a m . a mm lie curou iiiniseir entirely or ee- i rema with Cutlcura. A lady In In-1 dlana heard of how my daughter.! Mrs. Miller, had cured her little jon of, terrible eezomn by the Cutlcura Remedies. Tills lady's little one had the eczema so badly that they thought they would lose It. She used Cutlcura Rem edles and they cured her child entirely, and the disease never came back Mrs. Sarah K. Lusk. ColiPjater. Mich.. Aug. 15 and Sept 2. 1007" There's a world of difference between attention to details and absorption In tri ties. All Up-lo-Onle 11 nimrUrrprra Use ItM Cro nail Blue. It make th clothes clean aoil sueet 114 when new. Jill Grocers. The greatest motive forces are Uie ones that can not be moved. Mn Vioaowi Si'hiC( Syrup for childrm KtJv In-, aoftena th rural, rp-Itic-t infiammition. allajra pain, curca wiod cotic -Cc dU a bottle. There are many high-salaried t-ach ts In the school of experience.

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