Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 47, Jasper, Dubois County, 7 August 1908 — Page 4

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Harvest Time Is Summer Time.

wmia xrnn ri hnrvmtinflr the inner ne

cessities of life do not forget the outer

comforts, ynu hnve a cDnnee to rwip w .-.f nnH.rifl.nHd summer comfort and

service durinK our raid-summer clcnn-up I nolo inn and lnVB flnthw;. straw hrtts. I

ante ui iiivu n i I Scare, shirts hosiery, neckwear, nnd oxfon

shoes. I lea vy discounts, mar uuwiaimu i A; : it .1 v,.t.,c- of mmn nnn1

hovs wear tells the tale of this greatest of

lall mid-summer sales.

It Is Up To You Ta tai'a flflvnnijicrp of this sale. 1 our

w v - i rVmn vonnv Oil for VOUl'!

f. t-iiriA nnrl tmuhlo. in fact VOU Will find I

sit no trouble, on the contrary it win ue u

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A, LITTLE NONSENSE. Story of a Suburbanite Who Forjjot What Ho Forgot. "Wait minute " said tho subur

banite. "1'vo forgotten something."

"main , EVAiNSVlLLE, INDIANA, JfSECOND,

STREET,! 0 TO N

."STREET l.Ki-D5Vr.T.v attenocd

"WluttF" neked tho man who was

gpnorally his running unite.

"I forgot want J vo torgouon "Hint's plnin enough." "Too bad 1 enn't remember it." "My dear fellow, enn't you soc how nnpoaeiblo it i to remembor what wä forjret or what wo forget we've forgotten ?"

'TlmP u right, Out vrniu u my wifo iy yhen 1 tell her I forgot to Set what she told mo to ? And shell be tili sorer if I tell her I didn't forget to get it, but that I had forgotten what I was to get. 1 enn't tell her Pkuew I had forgotten to get whnt'-I hnd forgotten, but that 1 remembered I forgot, can 1 ? She'll tell mo I should I.nvo forgotten to forect it."

"Oh, como on !, Forget it." "You mean 1: should forgot that

I forgot what I hnd forgotten. But just then tho car came along, and as ho took his seat near tho stove he remarked to his neighbor,

rl remember now." "Remember what?' "I remember what I've forgot-

"Look at the impossibility of that

proposition. How can you remem

ber what y.ou nnvo lorgouon any more than you can forgot what you remember?" "But I do remember. It was coffee. Can't you see how I've forgotten what I "remember? And I remember what I forgot too. And 1 remember what I hnd forgotten I had forgotten." Chicago Journal.

.VhilologisU claim tnat some of Iho most interesting phases of n Inuguage may be traced through tb medium of so called oolloquiolin. tnd idioms, nnd a consideration o the phmso "you nil," ns und nirniiirlirtiit tlio SOIlth- WOllld CCr-

jtainly seem to mako good this as-

ürüon. The subject is treated in Uncle Komus' Magazine in an artirlo bv C. Alnhonso Smith of tho

University of North Carolina. He

lays in part:

Tho Kind You llavo Always Bought, and which lias bun

m i.so lor oor 30 years, lias homo tho Klnatun ot

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The Fabrics, the careful manner of making (inside and out), thr genrlllry of etyle and all other points of construction in "Viking" and "Viking System" 5 Gotfces find Instant favor with those who are looking for style and service. Vikintf" brands are manufactured by Becker. Mayer & Co., . a Coremost makers of Chddren s. Boys and Young Men s Clothog. Wo Juarantee them in every respect. The labels tell.

J The Dinner Table.

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"Two, four. sis. eight, ton gracious! Tn people nt dinner, ami 1 get helped aaj."' Woman's Home Companion.

A Starching Hint.

TUT RADT TIM D1CT t? .l 1 n , ,

the oest nfle made for the farmer, combining the good po.nts of the old muz2le-loadmg squirrel rifle with the : 1 1 n f . . . 1

convciiictiuc uuu lapiu me ui me must improved repeater. It is so constructed that the same rifle uses the following cartridges : .32 short and long rim fire, .32 short and long center fire, and is the only repeater made using rim fire cartridges larger than the .22 calibre. The short cartridges are just the thing for small game while the long ones kill hogs and beef handily. On the first zooo cartridges used you have saved the cost of a Marlin. 13 The Marlin Hand Book for shooters explains why this is so and tells how to care for, and how to use, fire arms. This valuable book free if you will send stamps for postage to

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W'5orrEtarcliing toilet covers or anything' which has fringe trimmings double the cover into four, and, j nhring the fringe tightly into thwihand, hold it firmly while i the middlo of tho cover

into th. starch. When dry shake

'tho frin. well, comb caroxmiy witn a largo ilct comb, and it will fall as soft a id prettily as when new. I. ik Spots on Leather. , I or in i spots on leather chairs

try washii ig the spots with nniK, renewing th J milk until it is no longer d the snot on the leather

has disapr, cared. Then wash with

warm wate r, anü wnen ary pousn with boiled Uinsecd oil and vinegar

I mixed in cqi id proportions. An ink Utain should hr removed as soon as possible af tei i it ia made.

! 4 " . ' . . "It, nli,irsf nvnpv fllRMlSRlOn Of

this idiom the disputants have confined themselves to the question, 'Is it used in tho south as a singular V Northern writers have, generally supported the afllnnativo, .while southern writers have dofond'cd Uie negative. In fact. Mason

and Dixon's lino will have to bo retraced and made to mark not a political but an idiomatic distinction. I The shibboleth is no longer, What do you think of slavery or secession or 'state rights? but, On the con

tested use yf you all arc you for tho 'singular r for the plural? j "Southern pcoplo undoubtedly use you all in n sense particularly , their own and not ns the oquivalont of all of you. "What, then, is the distinctive j meaning attached to this idiom in

the south ? hat makes the phrase a provincialism as used in tho 'south, but not a provincialism uh luscd ' elsewhere? Tho following jtcntences will illustrate: "I'irst. A mother to her children, 'If you all (you cliildrcn) don't make less noise, I'll send you to bed j "Second. A teacher to his pu!pilj, 'You all yon pupils) haven't half studied this lesson.' I "la not one of theso characteristic sentences would a southerner

'ever think of substituting all of you for you all. Both idioms are plural, but" the distinctive thing about southern you all is not its plural Ecnse, but its representative sense, together with the accent on you. "You all, therefore, with tho accent on you, is. not an error for you all, with the accent on all, or fnr nil of VOU.

"It is something entirely ditTerpnt The standard you all and all

of you are employed- as frequently . in the south as elsewhere, the distinctive vou all supplying a deaid-. rrit um not furnished by either of I

tho other two phrases. Joel uian ilk r Harris writes as follows:

" 'You may say without any hesitation whatever "that "you all" and "we all," "you uns" nnd "we uns" invariably refer to more than one individual. These locations some

times refer to a partner, to a family, to a settlement and to a whole com

munity, but never to ono individual. I have seen assertions to the contrary, but you may put them down

as grors mistakes.

jj.11 v. (Hiiiu-i icn, j.iiiiiui,niur .him kj lire inn;

lixperhnents that trltlo -with and endanger tho health r,C

Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorhv Is a harmless suhstltuto for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops mid Soothing' Syrups It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, M'.trphino nor other Xareotlo Mibstance. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys AVonng und allays Fovcri.shncss. it cures Diarrhoea ami "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Trouhles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.

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Placing the Value. Edward Everett Ilale was one of

the guests at a Iscw lork millionaire's dinner. The millionaire wa.

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Between all Points On The SOUTHERN' RAILWAY IN INDIANA AND ILLINOIS!

INCLUDING St. Louis and Louisville.

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MONTH OF KT! S DÜTHE RN RY.

BEMOCE ATIC TICKET

For' Conf.ros'i WILU AM COX. Vor Judp e$7t1i,dDlrcnlt. JOHN h. uaw,. For rro3ociit05 ILUiUY W. OAJil'ßäfTKU. For Joint "Representative l'KTEIt L. COBLK. For County Treasurer JOSEPH GISMtRI.. For Countv ühenn. FßUDiAKD Vollmer. For Co. Com'r. 3d. Dial. JOHN U. LUDIJEHS. FOR TP. TRUSTEE. KtinbiUlgo rm. 15. Erny. Madison Robt. Yntca. Hurbison Adam llarker. Uoone Tliomaa II. Inmnn.

OBSCHHer JJainbiiclgo Solon Stephenson.

:KAXLKOiU EXCUKSIONS.

Home coming to Vau, City-ind. June 29 to July 5, 11H)S. DnrinK this time Cannelton hrunch trains will meet nil EvanBVille branch trains to accommodate parties to Tell City. Homo Feeker rates I st. and third Tuemlay of each mouth. National Eilucational Convention nt Cloveland, Ohio. Juno Ü1 to July . 1003 one and ono 'half faro for tho round trip Natl. Democratic Convention at Denver. Col. -July 7, 1U07. Tickets will bo eold July l-4-0-l-o pood rotuming until Ju.ly 17 nt fhxc of $32.15 foi tho round trip f pod uutiU. V, E. Cr.AYCOMii, ngt.

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a free spender, hut he wanted full credit for every dollar he put out. And as the dinner progressed he told his iniests what the expensive dishes

had cost. "This terrapin ne woum say, "was shipped direct from Baltimore. A Baltimore cook came on to prepare it. The disk actually cost a dollar a tcaspoonful." So he fnllcml of tho other courses. He

dwelt csjHJcially on tho expense of the large and beautiful grapes. He told, down to a penny, what he nad ncrnroil it out that the crrapes had

coat him apiece. The guests looked nnm-nd. ThoV ate tllC CXPOUSiVO

grapes sparingly. But Dr. Hale.' cmilimrlv. extended his plate and

cnid. "Would vou mind cutting me

ofT about $1.S7 worth more, please?"

A Yellow Fever Cure. A correspondent of a London pa- ( nor nuRorts that no fatal results

may he feared from yellow fever if ,

the person attacked, as soon as me symptoms appear, takes a tumbler-

ful of olive oil with the incc oi a lime squeezed into it. This dose should be repeated till vomiting and

purging ensue. . "This is infallible in checking the virulence of tho complaint," says the letter writer "and a speedy convalescence invariably follows. I have not only proved ii efficiency personally, but have witnessed its completo success in dozens of cases both in Cuba and South America."

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