Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 29, Jasper, Dubois County, 3 April 1908 — Page 8

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EVANSVILLE INDIANA

A WARNING.

THE LARGEST EXCLUSIVE

MEN AND BOYS OUTTITTEJIS AT RETAIL IN THE, CENTRAL STATES. MEMBERS RETAIL

'MERCHVNTS ASSOCIATION

Eil S TER JS MST sirrMOilGJIIXG! ffnw about men and boys new Spring wear

we are readv with the swellest lines yet or !raen and boys spring suits. Spring hats and caps. Spring oxfords and other style shoes , 1,;,-.- foncv Wiph find

and vests. No matter how fine or conserva- .. .. ni-krm or slim vour nurse ss,

You vill that here that will coniorm to either Jg or,ii iir n little better than you can get else- gvl

J - - where at the price. , , rt Men's Suits ? 10.00 and up. Bov's Suits 2.00 and up.

Factory prices at retail. We have an cellent rebate plan. It Pays To Trade Here.

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The Utter Uselessness of Taking Course In German. A cttttomer during a trying on aikotl her dressmaker, whoso son was at college, if ho wen- pursuing a general course or specialuing in any particular brunch. Tho answer came promptly, through a mouthful of pins : "Sanskrit, ma'am. He's specializing in Sanskrit. I can't say but I'd have preferred something a bit more usuul in the way of education something more plain tailor made for ovory day like. Sanskrit's such a fussy study." Her criticism, if oddlv worded,

was comprehensible and not unin- . . - t , i

tetngent. JLess reasonauie anu cquailv mftixneeted were the remarks of

an old farmer in a remote hill vil

lage unon the favorite studies of his

son. lie had always been suspicious of the higher education and was far from pleased when his Joe, whom he wished to keep on the farm, obtained a scholarship. "Languages may be all right for folks that's bom "to 'em in foreign parts," he declared recently, with imprcssire deliberation, fbut a man that ain't had better talk plain

Yankee and do things.

DOG VARIATIONS.

Pointers and Setters Are of the Canlno Aristocracy. It is a mislako to suppose that dogs aro anywhere near alike in character. Kvcn those of tho Fame breed vary, and about as much as men and "women of tho sumo na tionality. As to the manners and the moral of dogs, they are ,to a great extent the result of their contact with man, and they develop

along the same lines. And, on tire

other hand, it is impossible to make anvthinir out of.a mean spirited dog,

just as it is out of a moan spirited

person. Dog instinct is aoout me same as human instinct. A dog reasons, learns, judges by facts, exactly as a man reasons. He is quicker of observation. He has the keen

sense of smell, which makes up to

him in some measure for the vicarious experience of human bcincrs.

The dog must experience a thing to

know it. and his faculties nave been

trained by generations of observation, of ta'king note, until they have

reached their present pcrlection. A dog has not the power of speech with which to conceal his thoufrhts. Conscaucntlv he is frank

er than man, but quite unconscious

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Tho Kind You IIuvo Always Bought, anil wlileli lias been in uso for over 30 years, lias "borno tho signature, of

and lias been mndo under his mr-

Keep Up To Date

The Jasper Cogsier will help you do so.

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STRIKE WHILE THE

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Z r. Ti . i ly so. When he is a dependent, no To see that boy of mine sit down, fc faulta of Qno c is vni with a book ve cant read, saying i u

. , ,, , .i i It'll UMIS, ausmuiwim lim u ouuu. I over won3ä -TC 1 sonso-jtet put-,' p intcrs nud SJ?ttcra are Csscntialter, putter mutter mutter, sputter, I, f th nristocracy of the dog ; sputter-why -.it makes me - fair sick.. and t, ,WVJ genllemnnly ! And for all hes been at it most a! ,wvo lho fl air year he cant make tho Italian, rfo m allm themselves- to be ad;on the highway understand three fc ordi . but u words together. He owns himself Uu . iJ.nn'ft n,w

x rr rr. vfi. ; ,Sfn .. , . . , . 'except the accomplished hunter. Jefferson Tp.otice. I -it b Italian he is studving J. , J orm aud vi The aa..ieri ned trustee of Jenerson, then.'" the listener murmured po- . . ,;,.ft fla,iot

township. P-ibois roanrv hereby cives'i:telv "--t '' "'v

notiee that be iU attend to aiiDasm-igi 4v. . ... nnrrnnn a,;k uu imu 11 I" Vi "L UISL",m,"u'u"

ted the old man in a reluctant, , 3 ,

ffiyi yt . sonal supervision slnco its Infancy, &64v Allowno 0110 to deceive you in (hfa.

All Counterrcits, Imitations and " Just-ns-good" are hub Expuriiuents that trillo with and endanger tlio health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CATORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute- for Castor Oil, Pnro goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium Morphino nor other Narcotic tmbstnncc. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishncss. It cures Dlarrhuia and A lud Colie. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates lho Stomach aud Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep, Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend,

GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS

Bears the Signature of

oertaaaincr to the oöce of Trastee at his

Dree Stoe in Birdseye Indiana on the Tcesday of each -areek and requests ill person "harin? township business tc present it on oSce days. JOHX W. EXLOW, Tmstee. Jm. 5, 05 lyr.

The KM You Have Always Bought

in Use For Over 30 Years. TMt CCNTAUH COMrillV, TT MUHV STRCCT. MtW VOPR CITV.

Trustee

IRON'S HOI! Strike the people for business while they're in a buying mood. If you want to strike hardest, put a striking ad in the Jasper Courier and keep it there. Keep on striking and the "iron," for YOU, will never grow co'd.

Hadison Township

.Notice. "ottet: is wven that herealterTet hern lr- of Ma licen umi&hip will be at h office each Saturday at his residenct one mile ton th west 01 Ireland, Ind, fcr the parxise of attending tc towBship Dcsne, and all persons hav in tasinea isith the township ar ex o?rteJ to confine it to those days. ITat towjMhip library ii kepv at Sam' Keajn' in Ireland. nrher all ms

rhrim the hooka.

Che Indiana School

fjimd at Henry Üam

I nr. s ictiT.r Trnstw Miulirri Tt. I

growl. "But a precious poor excuse I call that, and so I told him. "I don't care if 'tain't their own lingo, Joe says I. It oughter cqrne

a lone :imt rusher to it than lest

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The well bred contempt of a fine

do? of ono of these breeds for a man

who has not intelligence enough to

uiidttrstand his strategy in tue nciu

must be seen to be appreciated.

it tnan lest rm i-m r n r.,;,,,!

United States talk. Squeezed al ' . t Js tnkcn out with ft

I r tnrnithor trio tritv !n k' fW nil enn . ... n

wo"M" j -7-I "I party of inexperienced nunicrs. one ( map o Europe course j they mid get t - to tho t of ft 1 used to each others' talk enough to , l,.... lt ' sim.

makeeacri otner out. i , . , d ht , foot j

"iiet ye my meetinjr h.t I told him

ed reel German to those

they'd understand ve!'

"But he can't. All ho can do

c 1 f posed she had caught her foot, and Sunday-go- 0- l lo hcr m im, 11 C taiK- 1 ii;. i. , ,.. ,! .,. Konfon

1 book will b. t0 tfet lQ c.orncr r tr b00?' scented a covey of birds on the o äertS. at al Pter puttering and sputter sput-, siao q fcflrul xv A. t- vuss, ;tenng. ... flnchinrr thorn before the hunt

Don t ye talk to me about cot

tfarbfcou Trustee' 8 Xoticej5! Joe's a warning -Youth'9 c UP' Sotic ie hereby given bat the under j01111110 You C uonbf Trr.t of Harbison township tnnml u-n

Italians hoWinS her I)nws and wus beaten

uovn as a siuimi uvz uuu miuuu

Vnd wnlkod doliberntülv home. It

finally found that snc nan

oth-

of

flushing them before the hunters

liad fallen back out oi

was

un(.l TTtntp of Harbison township

fill atland to township i a Eine on each j

VniiiiiT of the rear, at mr omce. ana

Cured by Funny Stories.

caday of the year, at my omce ilaT1ng vamiy inea man anu , n"' reion of their eves. A

"i,3tobta of B erlin character nc

You can note the dicnitv and

w w moral worth of some docs in their

carnace. the Doise ot ineir neaus

tr&ssact are required to present it to him

on JionoayB The town3iip horary will be kspt ai tit home near Dnbois. J J3K L. Habdsz, Trustee. Jan 5. iwö i

FRANK L. BETZ

ttorney at Law anil

1UU.S k d f Bterlinc character never

a business man wnom i Know anu - rimn a human bei tt-H hnil ffillon mm n morhiil rnn- . .. . .

w " r of tins kind steals. Amateur

ciiuon owing to years ol ourv,u tsman a famous Baltimore physician at "

last persuaded his patient to taKe a course of funnv stories, one at

ouch meal, with an extra two at

"Profound Emotional Sense."

Hold out your hands to feel the ... . it

i each meal, with an extra two at . f .. - suniieams Pres3 the

.dinner. The patient, a solemn and f ilossoms Urainst Your cl

(gloomy fe ow, at hrst reoe ilea, out, fi the.? g o orm

rtice in Dubois and adjoining nallj falüng m with tlie Wcft thcir delicato mutability of shape Prompt attention given to, adopted the course recommended . flnd freahn(B8 Ex.

UUU U3 ill tilt vuu, ivJkv-

aonties.

collection". Notary Pubhc in oto-re. l"Life. Fire and Accident Insurance Companies represented.

Ex-

face to the aerial floods

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New Line to Ffencti Lick 8 W. Baden I X 4Commencing Sunday, Dec. 1, 1907, ITHE BDUTHERW RY.J

VmnlfVi ihn nfTcift- nf lnilfrhtnr hPini? . . , tt- 1

w - o o that SWCCp me ncavens, "lnnaie entirely to change his mental and eat of spacc WOnder, wonbodily condition. ider at the win(hg unwcaricd activLaughter, in fact is one of the . p.. , Qn t t, infmite

cheapest and most ctlcctive ot mcu-' - . , fl incrcosincly to

icines, breaking up stagnation of mind and bodv and sending a

I licalthv vibration through one's sys-

tem. J here is very little tnc mat

t Will inaugurate train service over the French Lick

West. "Raden Extension which has lust been complet- i

r eü. r or tne present, omy a iulvcu nam i uc iun,

? leaving nunnngDurg aany n.w a. m., unv 4. C Jasper, 11:45 a. m.; Dubois 12:11 p. m.; French Lick J $ 12:35 p. m.; West Baden 1 p. m. Returning, leave 9-?in n m French Lick 2:35 d. m.: Du- Z

, bois3:40 p. nr.; Jasper 4 p. m.; Huntingburg 4:35 P. M.

your soul from the tactual sonorities

of a thousand branches anu tumhlinir waters, llow can the world

n . . . .

be shriveled when this most pro

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Commencing January 5th, regular passenger train service wili be put on making two or three roundtrips daily between Huntingburg and West Baden, connecting with all Main Line trains at Huntingburg. I d rr a k h i

t Assistant General Passenger Agent.

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ter uith tho man t who can en oy fmmd cmotionnl scnso touch, is hearty laugh.-Is ashvillc Tenne- faithful to its eervicc? 1 ain aure Eecan. !l.. it n 1nrln Tr nlinnn

I LllilL 11. 11 Hill 1 UUUD nil. Hi"""

Th Unwitting J4ter. Itwccn the sense of sight and that of

ir ,-,.-T,-r,r, ft toiK!h 1 would not nart wit 11 tne

questions put in a recent history warm, endearing contact of human nrnminntion nt a larcc nrivatc hands or the wealth of form, the no-

1 1. thilitv nnd fullness that nress into

c;, ,u rnntfnrf rnrmrl irlmf. mv nnlins. Helen Keller s bense

was known as the mad parliament.; and Sensibility" in Century Maga ti it.: iL. :l I T?nn

it was 5omeimiig inu mu us it ia at the present day." A Dilemma'. Horn..

X'romwcii raised a mmous uouy T, , d . , d d , an(1 of soldiers known to history as 'the . Effected !o tears.

ironciaus. J "JIarold," she saideclares that "Mortmain tned to stop deadt.. , ' . . ... , , .

from leavm

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men

churches." London Tatler

Coincidence..

i J uJ in I don't marry him he will end his tl c r land to and j nm Jfnijd hfl

She stilled a sob, then continued:

"And Itandolph declares that if J

ioinciaence.. , tl . . . ... . , - , t.. , 1 1 ? 'don t marry him ho will no into pol First Stranger fon rail w tram . ?Zv ll lL, qrnn nd then ho says 1 shall boo what 1 fink nw lmnlr. nr vnu r htrnntro . . J . . -. . .n

THE SAFEST AND QUICKEST WAY TO TRANSFER MONEY IS BY Jhong Distance "Telephone. For Rate Apply To Iiocal Manager of

CÜH1I1LA11 Mill &

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So

Blank's new book, are you ? Strango

coincidence: 1 am rroiessor iiianK. Second Stranger That so? Then you wrote the very book I am gent for? "Yes. The hardest work I ever did was writing that book' "Well, well! That's another strange coincidence. The hardest work I ever did was trying to sell it" New York Weekly.

From Hand to Mouth. The Coquette Really, Mr. Bagg, I was so dreadfully bored that I Bynply had to yawn; but, of course, I hid my mouth with my hand. Mr. JJagg No; vou don't mean to say that such & dear, sweet, tiny

SS T Sr,.? fhT?, nf "JZ: on to take up tho cenfma was tho such a grcit thst is, of course-' staiol in 1790. torch , weather, im't it? London. t British census was in 1801,

have missed, and I am afraid he will

keen his word too."

Ovnrcnmn bv emotion, sho buried

her face in her hands, not knowing

whether to save a life ortorspare

tho country another politician. The Fir.t Cen.u..

The ideä of the census originated

among the Koman3, when a group of the many functions performed by the high officer colled censor received tho name of census. It was

taken every fivo years and indicated not only tho number of tho respective classea of the neonle. but their

domestic positions as husbands, wives, fathers, mothers, sons and

daughters. Tho first modern na-

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