Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 27, Jasper, Dubois County, 20 March 1908 — Page 8
The Dinner Table.
A WARNING.
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EVANSVILLE INDIANA
THE LARGEST EXCLUSIVE MES AND HOYS OUTFITTERS
AT RETAIL IN THE. CENTRAL
STATES. MEMBERS RETAIL i
MERC II NT5 ASSOCIATION
Oer Linas ol Wen and Boys SPRING and EASTER Clothintr. furnishings, hats, caps and shoes
are from the fashions most favored centers and most popular makes. In all our thirtynine years experience as manufacturers and retaifers of America's best make of clothing: We have never at any time been in a position to make the showing: that we are doing this spring. Factorv prices prevail in all departments. We've "in all articles of wear that which is suitable for the field, shop, street, professional or social affairs An early selection is always always advisable
MrD's mit $10 to $ Min's coats IS to S
Men abooi ft to $6 Men- tut. 1 to 5
lky- suit." $3 to $1
We're ole agent for Hunan lies and Knox tmt. Mml ordexa rweie prompt Mttetition. our rebate p un n to your llkinK IT I'M TOTKAHK HKItK.
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lw fur. six i'tht. ti-n sra.us: Tea jKHiple at dinner, ami I pet Ueletl last!" Wowuiu's Home CotnpeuhMi.
He Forgot Himself.
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Keep Up To natE
The Jasper Coi'KIKB will help you do so
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON'S HOU
Strike the people for business while they're in a buying mood. If you want to strike hardest, put a striking ad in the Jasper Courier and keep ?t there. Keep on striking and the "iron," for YOU, will never grow co'd.
Jefferson Tp. Notice. The undersigned trustee nf Jefferson township. Dubois county hereby grivei notice thut he will attend to all busin-se pertaining to ihe olliee of Trustee at his Drue Store in Birdseye Indiana on the Tuosdavs of eacti week aud request
ill persons having township business tc i present it on office dave. ' JOHN V. EKLOW, Trustee. ! Jta. 5, 05 lyr. j
MLadlnoii Township Trufte Notice. Notice t ci-en that hereafterTet h-r of Meilsen township will heath ofiice each Saturday at his rteidenei one mile tenth west Oi Ireland, Ind. for the purpose of attending U township nusmees, And all perecus hav mk lusmeaa with the township ar ex upteJ to confine it to those daya. rhe township library is kepv at Sam'. Keang' in Ireland where all nun strain the books.
Che Indiana School boots will b fjmd at Homy Snrr trier's tore at a
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an 5 1907
Trustee Mr-Iipop Tt
hirblaon Trustee's Notice Notice is hereor iriven hat the under mtued Trustee of Harbison township Till aU2nd to township usinese on eacl Monday of the year, at my office, anc Gereone having township business tf Ircnaact are required to present it to bin an Mondays Th townfi'np horary will ba kept a iv Inme near Dubois. J.as L. Harder, Trustee. Jan 5. 5
FRANK L. BETZ attorney at .aw and Pension Attorney.
Will practice in Dubois and adjoicine' onnties. Prompt attention given tf collections. Notary Public in office. (
fcqTLife. Fire and Accident Insuranc Companies represented.
The Utter Usclessness of Taking Course In German. ! A culonr during a trying onj aked btr drcttnakcr, whose um wa at collie, if he were pursuing a general 'uro or peeialuing inj
am particular brauch. Ihe answer i a me promptly, through a mouthful of pins: Sanskrit, ma'am. Ho's specialtmr in Sanskrit. I can't say but I'd hae preferred something a bit mor. usual in the way of education .methin more piaiu tailor made
f..r icrv iay like. Sanskrits such a fus study." Ihr criticism, if oddly wordod, wa comprehensible and not uniutolhjxeut. Lesa reasonable and equally unexpected were the remarks of an old farmer in a remote lull vil- , läge upon the favorite studies of his son. lie had always been suspicious of the higher education and was far i from pleased when hi Joe, whom he wished io keep on the farm, ob tainod a scholarship.
"languages may be all right tor folks that's born to 'em in foreign
'ports' lie declared recently, with j impressive deliberation, "hut a man ! that ain't had better talk plain
Yankee and do tilings. 'To see that boy of mine sit down
, with a book ye can't read, saying , over -words ye can't sense jest put , ter, putter, mutter, mutter, sputter, ! sputter why, it makes me fair sick. 'And for all 'he's been at it most a
A " vear. he can t make those Italians
Aitsentininded Employer (to steno? on the highwav understand three
rapben -Wtfte a letter to Murray am' j words together, lie owns himself
1oae-, he can't."
; "It is Italian ho is studying.
then?" the listener murmured politelv. J "Xn. 'tain't; it's German," admitted the old man in a reluctant
growl. "But a precious poor excu.e T call that, and so I told him.
"1 don't care if 'tain t thetr own lingo, Joe says I. 'It oughter come a long sight nigher to it than jest United States talk. Squeezed all up together the way folks be on the map o Europe, course they must get used to each others talk enough to make each other out. " 'Bet ye my Sunday-go-to-meeting hit I told him, 'if ye talked reel German to those Italians they'd understand ye!'
"But he can't. All he can do s to set in a corner with his book, putter puttering and sputter sputtering. "Don't ye talk to me about col
leges! Joe's a warninp." Youth's
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tell Ulm to send us his address.
in tau. Expert Opinion.
roet Who was the man who wrote those beautiful words, "The night hath a thousand eyes?
some oculist. I jntess. - Philadelphia , Companion
Press.
Labor Saving.
1 New Line to French Lick ä W. Baden I
I Cured by Funny Stories.
Having vainly tried many and various remedies to restore to health
a business man whom I know and
m who had fallen into a morbid condition owing to years of overwork, a famous Baltimore physician at last persuaded his patient to take a course of funny stories, one at each meal, with an extra two at dinner. The patient, a solemn and gloomy fellow, at first rebelled, but. finally falling in with the idea, adopted the course recommended and was in the end restored to health, the effect of la"ghter being entirely to change his mental and bodilv condition.
Lanehter. in fact, is one of the
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-v. i u.t cheapest and most effective of med
able to look around for workl '-FUe- seines, breaking up stagnation of
mtmi and body ami sending a
.healthy vibration through one's sys
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To Soive the Servant Problem.
I Commencing Sunday, Dec. 1, 1907,
THE SOUTHERN RY., Will inaugurate train service over the French LickWest Baden Extension which has just been complet-
ed. For the present, only a mixed train will be run, leaving Huntingburg daily at 11:00 a. m., arriving J Tnoi-iüi- 11 o m Flnlmic 1911 n m Tronr!- T .?rtr
12:35 p. m.; West I3aden 1 p. m. Returning, leave
West Baden, 2:30 p. m. French Lick 2:3d p. m.; Du- ; bois3:40 p. rr.; Jasper 4 p. m.; Huntingburg : 4:35 P. M.
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THE SAFEST AND QUICKEST WAY TO TRANSFER MONEY
; tern. There is very little the matter with the man who can enjoy a hearty laogh. Nashville Teuncs-seean.
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Commencing January 5th, regular passenger train service will be put on making two or three roundtrips daily between Huntingburg and West Baden, connecting with all Main Line trains at Huntingburg. J.C. BEAM, Jr., Assistant General Passenger Agent.
The Punch.
combination pianola stovp.
A Cross Country Rtder.
The Unwitting Jester.
Here are some gem answers to questions put in a recent history examination at a large private s;h'ol: "Simon de Montfort formed what was known as the mad parliament It was something the sama as it is at the present day." "Cromwell raised a famous bodv
of soldiers kndwn to history as 'the
Ironclads " "Mortmain tried to stop dead men from leaving their land to churches." London Tatler.
IS BY Iiong Distance "Telephone For Kates Apply To ILocal Manager of
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Coincidences. First Strangor (on railway train; So you are selling Professor
Blank's new book, arc you ? Strange
coincidence! I am Professor Blank Second Stranger That so:
Then you wrote the very book I am
agent for?
"les. Tho hardest work l ever
did was 'writing that book."
"Well,, -elH That's another strange coincidence. The hardest
work I ever did was trying to sell it" Xew York Weekly. From Hand to Mouth.
The Coquette Kcally, ilr. Bagg, I was so dreadfully bored that I simply had to yawn ; but, of course,
I hid mv mouth with mv hand.
Mr. Bagg No; you don't mean to say that such a dear, sweet, tiny little hand could hide such a er such a great that is, of course lovely weather, isn't it? Londoa
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waists.
HE YOUNG MAN
of critical taste ia dress, he it ultra or
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