Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 25, Jasper, Dubois County, 6 March 1908 — Page 8

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A Warm P.acc.

. VANSVILLE INDIANA

. LARGEST EXCLUSIVE

...I AC-DUOYSOVTFlTTEtS AT RETAIL IN THE. CUNTRAL

' STATES. MEMßtKS R KT AIL .JtR CHANTS ASSOCIATION

Hanan Shoes For Men. Wo wish to announce for the benefit of our

I out-of-town patrons, that we are now the r. cnla orrntitc m F.vnnsvill.. for "Tlu Harum

Ifc Shoe." We solicit the patronage of those

have been unable to procure thorn in our town. Our stock is composed of all, the stai)le c.nd new lasts for which the Hanan shoe makers are famous. , .' We have all the sizes in all -Leathers now in demand. Send us your order and we will serve you as well as if sent to Hanan direct.

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Ho You give mo such a hut time when I come hunio that 1 wish I wore ilend. She Well, what difference would that make? Oadlly.

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Strike the people for business while they're in a buying mood. If you want to strike hardest, put a striking ad in the Jasper Courier and keep it thererKeep on striking and the "iron," for yOJXp will never- grow' co'd.

Jefferson Tp. Xotico. The unk"-i ned trustee of Jefferson 'unnship, Ihibois county hereby gfvoe aoliee that lie vil) atten.j to nil buefnoss

Prtainini: to 'he -fliee. of Trustee at hie Dm.: S'n-i in Htnfaevp Inli;uia on

the Tuesdays ot each week uml mjuestej

Ail persona liavmg township businotis tc present it on ollice dnve. JOHN W. EXLO W , Truste. Jn. 5, 05 lyr. Ui((Jroii Township TrunttM Notice. Nouc i ri.en tuat hereafter'! u h rti of u I Hoi township will be at h oflice each Saturday at his rteidemt one mile &otUhwest o. I, -land, lud.

for the purpose of atcendinp tc township hueinees, and all pereont? hav m buBineea with the ownehip ar ex oarte.1 to confine it to those dave.

fhe tonflhip library ie kepk at Sam'. Keane' in Ireland where all mar nbiaiu the books. Cbe Indiana School books will b fjind at Homy KntTitner's store at ai laieo.. öamuklA. (-lkzkn, .faii 5 Pi,7 i'niMMP Madinrr Tu

Too Much Diabolo. i

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THE HEX. 1 nm the lien, And I'm all right, too. It may be hard For you To renliaa my real worth, For when You sou me Scrnrching round the yard. Digging up the seed Your wife planted In the flower ber.l. And rasing Old Nod With the earth In general, ou fly 01! your base And shy A brick bat at me, And get rod in the face. And chase .1 it. . i .

o'u rounu ine lou

Customer -Salmon mayonnaise. Waller cil.sent'uiii'b'dly pr.-icticin; for the Hired Mctilals lMahol i hamU cap i Yes. sir Shall I spin It for you, or would y..ii r ither cub h It if I throw it under your lee' Ta tier.

Hard to Part.

ar!Hoii tVuteoVs Notice

Notice ip heiei.y ioa at the under-

uvued Tn.?tef of IIa kimn towuehip nil ati.md.to towushi uptnesa on eacl

VIonilay of the year at my otrice. am;

eenjons having townphip hueineep

tr-neact are required to prepent it to hin

i Monday 1. ' ' YpUurar be fep h inn near Dubois Jj:is I.. Haiidjcr, fru-te Jan 5. 5

The Tenor (dramatically Leavo me. madam; leave me. I say! (Aside) Why the deuce duu't you go off?

How Ridiculous!

j A ROUGH DIAMOND. To tko Toueli It Greatly Roiembles u ! Lump of Alum.

1 akt'tl l dealer: "How ig it po

ti!le tu li-t j i-li a 1 miioiuI ir the I'uiiirh fr tu urilüimv ebblei ci iiiartf jusjM'i. irneliim, heliotrope ntul other ,-iinilar .stone? Are not

many valuable stones lust in the

sorting?" "Million of dollars' worth ajinuallv," he replied. "Here is a rough diamond. It weight fifteen onrats. Shut your eye and put it in your pocket. Thero. Xoy feci of it, and remember exactly how it feels. You notice a smooth soapiness? Of course. That sonpinesis or oiliness is shared by no other mineral, or at nil events by no other white stone. Now hand it to me, still keeping jour eyes phut. Thanks. Put this in your pocket. It is another fifteen carat tone. 1 hao only two of that kind. How

uoca it leeir l ou lmci tno same oiliness or boapiness, do you not? Of course. "Uive it back to inc. Open your eye. Here are the two diamonds, side by side. One is a real diamond, the other is n piece of alum. Alum is the only substance that can bo

mistaken by the feel for a diamond. Lf you had not beon so anxious about your sense of touch you would

nave noticed that the alum diamond is much lighter than the gen-

..u.V. j. j, into iiit-tv uii Minn- oi 7 j. j. ..., 't fnr mo

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mi n uitiiiiv'iiit 413 ill! ils IJlty ,0011 see or feel it." ! 1 recollect a Roer who. having j heard that the diamond is the hard

est material in nature, placed a good

sized one on the tire of his wagon nf " f.A f W U wheel and gave it a mighty cÄck 0fnnnn 7 hat 0es

with lus sledgo hammer. This nat

lurally splintered it to atoms, for

the diamond, singularly enough, is

not a homogeneous substance, but

h Iamirated, or in lavers. In some

diamond-? tlie&e lavers may be easilv

s paruted, epecially in the so called

plate glass ones. Cutters always take advuntape of the layers in their operations "Plate glass" diamonds

are always white and peculiarly clear They are so brittle that thev

often splinter of themselves on be

ing disemboweled from the earth

and introduced to the light. It is

the practice now to wrap them in cotton wool and let them receive the

light and air very grndually.Xew

l orK rress.

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-mural Advert

Sa iäB Mflgliaei;

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W ,nvenled nt-ü zgm l

sealed (the latter 7w7 XJ

revolving in water, n. l it

ice. ii can a so nm,i 71'

It hns no init.r ' w3

v nit, f.(, i.-a..!

iin riurr r.. . : e

.. rt,-. aucuun or reeuk-1

You don't stop to think what ,nlin P"nip. It m!Uire

i-v nut .t .vi Hiei.

Proposition I am, Nor what I've got To my credit. Why. man, don't you know That I contrive To lay 13 billion dozens Of eggs Every year I'm alive! Let that soak In your cranium a while, And tell me then If you tnink the hen Is a joke. Why, don't you know That a lot of iolks 'ud go Dead broke

Nor boast or

Push myself like a rooster, But I'm here to say That I'm not afraid

wnen it comes to eggs

On two legs.

1 lay

The whole push in the shade You hear me cackle! It's true There are a few Things I won't tackle, But when it comes To shelling out The Stull' that raises The mortgage off the farm I'm about The only real warm Thing there is

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work in water. reaehinTr 113det-rce. Fahn.n., Le

no . . ,v o . ll i

70 per cent of moti ve

compared with anv other iwl 'svsrnm h

It

quire to be fed with ohemicsjj

Three Chinese Dragons.

There are three k;t , J

sky, the Ii of the sa Z

Kiau of the marshy n. i

is the favorite k-in.i vJ'

nnrl bne UUU

mv- nuiiia ui a cieer. trip eveso rabbit, ears like n mxv u.

snake, bellvof a fn,,

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;cuip ciaws oi a haw. and rd :nf n ff.-.,. ir:.. ... , e-'

twiubKtri. I lib SDlH'la rtfii.a

w Ku; n anu sunnjrr thr.

sinn nf' mw,i.. - 1 i

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peculiar symbol of the empd

ICA1I.KOAD KXCH-IISIOJ

tuloniptf rat f-to a . , 'ipn one fun iur tin- r. i.'- : Ilouieseekors rates to th.nisi Wf5t at alwnt oni Ib'.

i'. lirket Kild thf i.r-i , Tnday ol t-arh month, j Theiß now a rat to Br i(mne fare forth rounl tr ( n ut: train of v,-U SAtur.i.

1 riinif.Miiiril tir-t tram M. r.

t-if iv aio Hohl viUtJ, 1m for the rtttitt'l trip.

FRANK L. BETZ Vttorney al .aw and Pension Attorney. Will practice in DuhoU anl nljoir.ins ounties. Prompt attention yiven to coller-tions. Notarv Puhlic in olli 'e. tSSTlAte, Fire and Accident Insurance Cornjianiea represented.

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! New Line to French Lick 8 W. Baden

Mr. C'nrper (a trltle shortslplitwl) Don't you see how ridiculous these great hats become now that they sire

vulgarized by the lower Punch.

Not Quite the Same Thing.

Did This Dog Reason?

Here i a simple incident which

perhaps the experts can explain:

I um a clergyman. Mv muh is in

the church. On the side of the

building nt rijrht angles from the

door and distant from it is a window. One summer evening 1 was at

work in mv studv. Our dotr. a vountr

I Airedale terrier, was with me. A

I large moth, attracted by the light,

;ii'v agnui.it the wire window screen , from the outside. Sandy, very much exi ited, jumped up and tried to get

, at the moth. Of course he could

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moth outside. After a few efforts

he seemed to realize the stale of af

fairs, lie left the window, came to

me, whined, pawed me and asked

as plainly as a dog could to be let out. I rose and opened the door.

lie rushed out and bolted around

the building and tried to reach that

classes?- 7noth from the outside.

Did the dog reason ?- New York Times.

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I Commencing Su y, Dec. 1, 1907

I THE SOUTHERN

Will inaugurate ivaui serv'ce over the French LickWest Baden Extension which has just been completed. For the present, only a mixed train will be run, i leaving Huntingburg daily at 11:00 a.m., arriving Jasper, 11:45 a. m.; Dubois 12:11 p. m.; French Lick i 12:35 p. m. ; West Baden :1 p. m. Returning, leave West Baden, 2:30 p. m. French Lick 2:35 p. m.; Du- ? bois3;40 p. rr.; Jasper 4 p. m.; Huntingburg t

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Comtnencing January 5th, regular j.assengf r train service wih be put on'making two or three rounrltrips daily between Huntingburg and West Bauen, connecting with all Main Line ti'ains at Huntingburg

vJ. C. BEAM, Jr., Assistant General Passenger Agent.

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"Simpleton seems to have a fortune In hla mine." "Kr -no! The fortune's only in his tnlud."

T.io Literal Truth.

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THE SAFEST AND' ' QUICKEST W TO

TRANSFER MONEY

IS BY JLiong Distance Telephone

For Kates Apply To T,ociil Manager of

cuberland wmi

INCORl'OBATKD

nro you afraid of thnt

He-Why

man? Bhe I fear he hns designs on me. Ilo-Ahl She Yes. IIc'b our family tattoocr! -Sketch.

At tho Flood.

Ifenrinff of a rising river at the

hendwaters of the ICuphrates, with

a falling harometer ami indications j

of n flood 111 the vallev, the 1'ithe-

eanthropns changed his mind and

ininkly admitted it to Nonh. Hi

manner was that of a chastened andi

softened person.

"1011 monkeyed too long," faid the patriarch. "Wo cave vou n

ohanco to come in with w, and ou

wonnin t take it. Aow we have ar1 t 1 ii . 1

rungeu lor an mo PtocK we care

about trying to float."

The general liquidation which followed had the usual effect upon all 1... L i I . 1 . . 1

ma uio insiuers. ruck. An Easy Task.

In his day Herr L-niteMo: i had

been a busy instructor of man-, m.i

sic students. Promptness and eeon-

wm) were, uvo oi ms watciiwords. Xw that he had jrrown old and

taught hut sparinulv his habit of

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epeet 11 01 1 en ( a used a RimJe.

'What time shall L come for m

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lesson tomorrow t" uskod one of hif

few pupils. "Vou come von you get reatty,"

paid the music muster, "but be

brompt, so as not to vaste my time

nor your otfii. Understand ?" Not Lost.

A bus conductor was shouting "This way for 'Olloway! 'Ollowav!" when 11 would he witty jester on the

pavement called out: "Stop, con

ductor! louvo dropped one of

your -irs.'" There was a titter

inside and outsido tho bus. but the

conductor quickly retorted, with a

uroati grin: "A' over mind, sir. 1111 pick it up again when wo get to tho

mugci," j.joiiüoji. Answers,

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