Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 22, Jasper, Dubois County, 14 February 1908 — Page 3
This Cold World of Business. Tho .aeaenger boys jwiused out.!e tbe Array building', says tho New York hb. Oao of them was selecting a cigarette from a box. Gimno oao," said the etnokel3 bty. "Naw," sakl tho otfir. "thwy ccst "Ill owo you a cent." said tho first boy. "Come on, I'll jiey you after" Taoy coat more than a coot kl tli boy with tho cigarette. "N'othln
dola. Your credit ain't no good." And they parted. Satan Terrified. There In as great genius displayed in advertising as In the higher branches of literature. So problem daunts tho modern advertising man. In the window of a little bookstore In Eighth avenue. X,ew York, was recently heaped a great pile of Bibles, marked very low never before were Bibles offered at such a bargain: and
above them all. In big letters, was the inscription: "Satan trembles whan he tees Bibles sold as Jow as these." "Woman's Home Companion. PURE FOOD.
Practical Fashions
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A JUMPER DRESS FOR MORNING. No. 3017. Garment, of this t.o wre much worn by children, and it h Mflt to b WQMierud at i.v ..
not only becMinitiK but adaptable tu both woolen and cotton matt-rials Hie original model of the- one shown In th accomjmaytiiK Illimtratlou was of blue linen. Heavy cotton materials tuen as linen, pique and gingham ar
THE TIME TEST.
That Is What Provta True Merit.
Doan's Kidney nil bring the quick-e-tf rfli'f fjom backache nn.i im,i.
No Food" Commissioner of Any State Has Ever Attacked the Absolute Purity of Grape-Nuts. Every analysis undertaken shows this food to be made strictly of Wheat and Barley, treated by our processes to partially transform the starch juris lato a form of Sugar, and therefore much easier to digest. Our claim that it Is a "Food for
Brain and Nerve Centres" is based upon the fact that certain parts of Wheat and Barley (which we use) contain Nature's brain and nerve-building ingredients, viz.; Phosphate of Pot, ash, and the way we prepare the food makes it easy to digest and assimilate Dr. Geo. W. Carey in his book on -The Biochemie System of Medicine"
eays: "When tbe medical profession fully understands the nature and range of the phosphate of potassium. Insane asylums will no longer be needed. The gray mattur of the brain is controlled entirely by the inorganic celi-salt, potassium phosphate. "This salt unites with albumen, and by the addition of oxygen creates nervefluid, or the gray matter of the brain. "Of course, there is a trace of other I Eats and other organic matter in I nerve-fluid, but potassium phosphate ' is the chief factof. and has the power i within itself to attract, by its own law of affinity, all things needed to manufacture the elixir of life. Therefore.
!when nervous symptoms arise, due to the fact that the nerve-fluid has been exhausted from any cause, the phosphate of potassium is the only true remtKiy. because nothing else can pcisibly supply the deficiency. "The ills arising from too rapidly consuming the gray matter of the brain cannot be overostl mated. "Phosphate of Potash, is tn my mind, the most wonderful curative agent ever discovered by man. and the blessings it has already conferred on tbe race are many. But 'what eball the harvest be' when physicians everywhere fully understand the part this wonderful salt plays in tho processes of life? It will do as much as can be done through physiology to make a heaven oa earth. "Let the overworked business man
tafee it and go heme good-tempered. Let the weary wife, norres unstrung from attending to sick children or entertaining company, take It and note how quickly the equilibrium will be restored and calm and reason assert her throne. .o 'provings are required here. We find this potassium salt largely predominates in nerve-fluid, aad that a deficiency produces welldeaced symptoms. The beginning and end of the matter is to supply the lacking principle, and In molecular form, exactly as nature furnishes It In vegetables, fruits and grain. To supply deficiencies this is the only law of CHre." Please observe that Phosphate of Potash is not properly of the diu?shop variety but is best prepared by "Old Mother Nature" and stored Tn tbe grains ready for use by mankind.
aose who have been helped to letter health by the use of Grape-Nuts are legtoa. There's a Reason." B7AIN POWER
iacxacho and kid
ney troubles. Isthat relief lasting? Let Mrs. James M. Long, of 113 Augusta St.. Staunton. Va., tell 'U On January 31st. If 03. Mrs. Long wrote: "Doan's Kidney Pills have cured me" (of pain in the bark. nH
hies, bearing down sensations, etc) On June 20th. 1907. four and one-half years later, she said: "I haven't had Kidney trouble eince. I repeat my testimony." ' Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.1 Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. '
CARK OF THE KITCHEN.
Clean
Walla Are an Essential Sanitary Cooklnn.
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ANOTHER NARROW-MINDED MAN.
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do you call good
De Quiz What winter weather?
De Whiz Weather cold enough to
make a man's wife think her own lire-
Eide a better place than a matinee.
particularly desirable for these dresses; they will stand the rough usage that children give them, and will come from the laundry equal to
ne. Too much cannot be said In favor of narrow soutache braids for trimming these dresses and they may be had in many different colors. 3C17. Children's one-niece box-
plaited dress. Three sizes One.
tn roe and five years. For three years, 2 yards 3C Inches wide, or 1?J yards 44 or 50 Inches wide. To procure this pattern send 10 cents to the offle of this rPr. Write name and address plainly and be suro to tfve size and number of pattern.
SHE COULD NOT WALK
For Months-Burning Humor on Ankles Opiates Alone Brought Sleep
eczema Yielded to Cutlcura. "I had eczema for over two years. I had two physicians, but they" only gave me relief for a short time and I cannot enumerate the ointments and lotions I used to no purpose. Mv ank-
les were one mass of sores. Tho itching and burning were so Intense that r could not sleep. I could not walk for nearly four months. One day my husband said I had better try the Cutlcura Remedies. After using them three times I had the best night's rest In
inumns unless i took an opiate. I used one set of Cuticura Soap. Ointment, aad Pills, and my ankles healed
name In a short time. It is now a year since
i used Cutlcura, and there has been no
return . of the eczema. Mrs. David Brown, Locke, Ark., May IS and July-
It is not only important to know how to cook, but it is equally Impor
tant to know whero to cook. Cook- ( lng In n dirty kitchen can nevor produce good food. Tho Idea is simply preposterous, yet kitchen walls are ( left for months sometimes for years without cleansing. In tho first place tho kitchen wall I should have a light tint that tho merest fleck of dirt can be seen; that tho sheerest cobweb can bo brushed away; that the tiniest water bug can be discerned. It is all folly expecting clean food in a kitchen with dirty walls. Never put a wall coating on a kitchen wall that Is mixed with hot water or that has glue in it, or sour milk in It if mixed with cold water. Glue walls made from horses' hoofs colored up with cheap colorings do not Indicate good housekeeping. Tho glue Is constantly flecking off. fall-1
ing Into the food and the Idea of food flavored with glue made from horses hoofs is not appetizing. Kitchen walls to be thoroughly satisfactory should bo alabastined the same as every other wall In tho house. They should be coated recti-
larly in the spring and fall of each year with a light tint. The care of the pantry requires
i constant attention. The walls should
be brushed over every year, the f dishes removed from the shelves ' which should bo thoroughly wiped with hot water. If there are ant '
holes or any other Insects in tho pantries a thick putty of the wall coating can be made and all the ant holes, even small mice holes can be filled with it which will protect the pantry from the incursions of disagreeable insects and mice.
WOES OF THE QUERY EDITOR.
Little Wonder the Poor Man Is Gray Before His Time. Tho "Answers to Correspondents" man, fevorlshly rumpling tho hair that his duties had too soon inado gray, tossed a letter on the table. "An ex-widow of 30," he groaned, "says she loves her socond husband bettor than her first. Sho wants to know If this is wicked or un-Chris-
tian." He sneered arid ripped open another letter. Then ho said: "A Methodist minister has too large a nose. What Is he to do? What, indeed?" Ho read a third letter. "Here's a girl," he said, "who wants to know in what winter resort hotel she will meet tho largest number of eligible bachelors." "Iteggle," he went on, "asks me the 1 best way to avoid the effects of heavy 1 drinking. I'll tell him. 1 suppose, to .
avoid boavy drinking.
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"Does your wife talk In her sleep major?" "No, I talk in her sleep it's tn
Is it possible,' Charles Inquires, 0nly chance 1 KU"
The Philosopher's Wife. "Tho greater sum of woman's happiness," remarked the home-grown philosopher, "Is made up of trifles." "That may explain why tho aver age woman stakes her chances of domestic happiness on a trifling man," rejoined tho philosophy dispenser'a wife.
'to tell when a black man blushes?'
"So the questions go, ten or twelve of them a day. Is It any wonder I am gray before my time?"
BUG HOLLOW.
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Dr. Moth What's the matter? Artie Ant I think I must have eaten too many marshmallows over at the swamp party.
No. 3517.
SIZB.
The Bird Told Her. Henry eyed the canary solemnly. Then, threateningly, he pointed his finger and said emphatically: "Chirpy, I think a heap of you, but EOme thlnCS HV itlRt rnt fn ctnn n
well, it won't h enn.i fnr vn.. TW, i er makes half the usual quantity of
not a sincle thine I've dene infoiv hut '. Starch necessary, with the result of
what ma's found ouL Ami nR nivnVa Perfect finish, equal to that when the
The extraordinary popularity of fine white goods this summer makes the choice of Starch a matter of great importance. Defiance Starch, being free from all injurious chemicals, Is the only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as a stiffen-
Elixir 8enncB acts erttlv vet prompt-1
ly on the bowels, cleanses
itually.
ADDRESS.
13. 1907."
SURPLICE JUMPER WAIST. No. 27"S. This doslgn will fce equally effective copied in either cotton, woolen or silk materials. When the latter is chosen, It can be satisfactorily laundered, if the material is Ironed b-lore It becomes thoroughly dry. The selection or a pattern is Important. Avoid fussy things as waists of this character are not suitable for general wear, besides, If very
He "Followed Copy." Mrs. Marble, after the death of her husband, went to Mr. Stone (a dealer !n headstones) and consulted him in reference to an Inscription. Sho said: "Put on It: 'To my dearest husband,' and if there be any room left, 'we shall meet in heaven.' '
Entoring the cemetery and going to her husband's grave, she noticed the
headstone, and quickly rushed to see bow he had engraved It Tho poor old widow's heart beat with pain when she read the following: on the headstone: "To my dearest hushnnd.
and if there be any room left, we shall meet In heaven." Port Chester Record. I
tne same Ehe says a little bird told her when I wanter know how she's heard about it. "Now, Chirpy, you're tho only little bird around here now. I'm just goln' to go straight through the pantry from top to bottom, and if ma hears about this from any little bird, Chirpy why you're goln' to deckerate the Inside of tho cat, that's all."
Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that It Bears tho -tf r In Use For Over :( Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought. The Prevailing Excuse.
"Jedge," said the prisoner, who Lad been caught with a chicken in a sack, "you oughter go easy with me." "Why? You stole the hen." "I admits it. Jedge: I admits it," responded the priaoner. "But It's solemn truf dat hen jest seemed to bo my affinity; yes, sah!"
I goods were new.
An Unlucky Answer. Wealthy Aunt Ob, I know you are all Just waiting for my death. Niece Why, aunt, what an Idea! It's a matter of perfect Indifference to me. Illustrated Magazine.
The very wisest advice: take Garfield lea whenever a laxative is indicated! 1 leamnt to the taste, simple, pure, mild, potent and health-giving. Made of Herbs not drugs.
It may toe a blessed fortune for Socrates that Xantlppe didn't keep a diary to be published 2,000 yoars after her death.
OSLYOXK-UKOMO QCLMMT' That Is LAXATIVE IJKQJ1Q Qttf.Nl.SK. Look
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assists one in overcoming K a b itu al consti p at i on permanently. To getits) oenejicial ejects buy tbe genuine. jNanujacWed by the GAUFtiRNLA Jig -Syrup Co. SOLD BTIFADING DRUGGISTS-DOiBOTTLt
GREGORY'S
CBCRP n tho kind ion criil-
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J. J. H. EMKtT & So. MlHUXUS, liltt.
LIVE STOCK AND tTf PA'rnn'runrA
MISCELLANEOUS ELEU ISXÜli fEd :
Jn gnrt tine'r tor mi t the lowt prim frr i
A man's ideal woman Ib one kind of i 1
a jo dream.
PATENTS ä niiblllUlrc. Term. low. Ku;hoat rtrfl
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Easy Money for men and women who will elve
t ,., T i whole or spare time selling our Family 1 Laundry work at home would be ' Heni.h t,ki--c r ,.,"
much more satisfactory If the right Xo ' Starch were used In order to get the Exclusive territory Vos'ena Ämpanv desired stiffness. It is usually neces- im 15th St.. Washington. D C . sary to use so much starch that the . JL beauty and fineness of the fabric is ! Methodist Episcopal Property. I hidden behind a paste of varying The Methodist Episcopal church
iwuKiiess, wmcn not only destroys the , property in this country is now worth appearance, but also affects the wear- .' about ilS7.000.000. on which there is lug quality of the COOds. Thtn trmt. ', nn fnrinhtnrtnnro lo-toroio 1
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'ncreared by Proper Feeding. A lady writer who not only has done Food literary work, but reared a family, found in Grape-Nuts the ideal food for brain work and to develop hc2lthy cbfklrea. She writes: I am an enthusiastic proclaimer of Grape-Nuts as a regular diet. I fur--"ly had no appetite in the morning and for S years while nursing my four children, had Insufficient nourishment for them. "Tnable to eat breakfast I felt faint
er. aad would go to the pantry and cold chops, sausage, cookies. Bhauts or anything I happened to hsw- Relng a writer, at times my ..frit beaT" and m-v bra,n asleep. When I lead of Grape-Nuts I began eauag It every morning, also gave It to the children, including my 10 -ntus old baby, who soon grew as -at as a little pig, good natured and contented.
I wrote evenings and feeling the seed of sustained brain power, began eating a small saucer of Grape-Nuts W milk, Instead of ray usual Indigestible hot pudding, pie, or cake for sert at night ""l grew plump, nerves strong, and aen I wrote my brain was ar:ve am" ör: indeed, the dull head pain neve nCeraed." J
POSTUM CEREAL CO.. Ltd. Battle Greek. Mich.
much trimmed they cannot be Ironed well. Either the soft collar, such as fbowc on the figure, or the mannish linen can be worn with this walsL The tucks must be carefully stitched and pressed before the waist is tried en, otherwise one cannot be sure that the waist fits correctly across tbe bust. 377S. Jumper walsL The pattern 1 In six sizes 32 to 42 inches bust measure. For 36 bust the waist re
quires Hi yards 27 Inches wide or 1 yards 3C inches wide.
To procu'- this pattern send 10 cents to the ottlce of tills paper. Write name and address plainly and bo sure to give slxe number of pattern.
ble can be entirely overcome by using
reliance btarch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of Its great
er strength than other makos.
The Ruling Passion. The young man asked the banker For his fair and only child; The banker nodded gravely. And then he grimly smiled. Amaied, the younj man beard him fleply In business phrase: "I'll have to tile your noticeCome back In sixty days."
r ilks crnuD in g to i 4 days. ' r.P-xTMEJT maraMwd to cor aor com I ot Ifthlne. Blind. üleÄllr, or rro&S ÄTefiS Taking care of money is almost as J hard work as earning it. j Mr. vrtnitow'i PoottUn? Srrup. i ForrfclMrfu le-iMcr. taUtni the rnrsi. reScctr taCimtotlQn.iHyifio,coiwlalcoUu. accbotue. As a man dresses so he is esteemed. Danish. :
STIFF, YES? WET AND DAMP CAUSE COLD IN THE JOINTS S- JACOBS OIL
OUT THE PAIN AT ONCE.REMOVES THE STIFFNESS. PREVENTS ITS RETURN. TOO. FINE FOR BRUISES, SPRAINS AND SORENESS.
Price 35c and 50c. & g.
Chocolate Pie! Chocolate Plel
The more you eat the more you want if they are made from "Olm-PIE' Preparation. Try it and tell your friends how easy It la to make delirious chocolate plea. Three varietie?-Lcmon. Chocolate, and Cuatard-at grocers. 10 cents a package.
True life should be a perpetual climbing upward. We should put our faults under our feet, and make them steps on which to lift ourselves dally a little higher. J. R. Miller.
No. 377e. SIZE
NAME.
ADDRESS.
The "Cute" Jap. It is the ambition of every up-to-date "Jap" to learn Kngllsh at the Ars opportunity. At one or two or the hotels I was rather puzzled and a little nattered by the eager and al most anxious politeness with which lapanese youths offered to come for i walk with me. But I discovered thai they enly wanted a free lesson Ir Sngl.'sh The Sunday Stnaid.
Horses, giraffes and ostriches have t proportt-t to their size, larger eyrjan anv other livlnz creature.
When Your Throst Feels Sore get a 25c box of Brown's Bronchial
Troches. They give immediate relief.
Contain nothing injurious. Is It not sheer madness to live poor to die rich? Juvenal.
Your Good Looks
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