Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 19, Jasper, Dubois County, 24 January 1908 — Page 1
Vol. 50.
Jaspee, Indiana, Feiday, Janüaey 24, 1908.
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
No. 19.
"!ME.
Direction For Dry CUaning Delicate Laces Domestic Gossip. Delicate or fine old laces mav be
dry cleaned at home if they have
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A LITTLE NONSENSE.
THE RUBY'S SECRET.
.u u.v.......y and it, Relation to th- Sl0rv B. - T wu c ! From Berlin the news is cabled Speed of the Planet. Story of SuAan,U Who Forgot tlml ft chcmigt th(Jro hM . fc d
apoieon, who knew the value of rorsai erod how tn mnnnfi..i..n. ri,;no c
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1... ...nnr.c n; UAn,ln...l.. . ter hours lhnt rinn tinrtln? 'Pl, OaiUtP.
U 1 lllUllli.l Ul UiVUUUlUlllUa U( U XIllX uuttilS. 1IIC tum nf ominl nnrfa nf ft mir 1 mar. Value of minutes has boon nftpn rif
noaia. When using bread, rub the fid and any person watching generally his running mate, ruinbs in with a soft cloth, chanc- a railway clerk handing out tickets Lfor?ot ,w.hat 1 forgotten."
.ng crumbs ana cloth directly thev BUU CI,ange aunng tne Jast lew mm-
?vl ? ,..Sa ,dtho"?bur; perfectly that it is impossible to I vo foreotten something'' i , . ..
Vn.o i .l 1 I i a ."KU Wtvill 1IUJII UlllUiUI UUL'S.
. Afinu I.J1U 1I1UI1 MJ1L) V IIS
"That's plain enough.
1 oo bad I can't remember it." "My dear fellow, can't vou see
t is to remember
look soiled. In the method of usinr ute3 available must have been struck
Hour and magnesia rub the mixture witn how much could be done in , dear.. fcll.c i MtK Wl, .1 -11 l- llinsn sl.nr tirlmtie "nw impossible 1
lace to stay a few hours before Ehak- At the appointed hour the train w , 1 foeL?r what we fororßt
iiiL' nnd bnishinp it. Pull iifn aha 6tartS and !iV mid bv is fnrrvinr m;. . A iwgouen .
r- o ... "oji.) . . , C J tack down on a piece of whito paper fengers ut the ixtc of sixty miles an
i.nd leave under a weight.
That's all right, but what'll mv
hour. In a second vou are carried !'fe lt;hon J ,tcU herJ 0Tß0 .?
Tirn lmrdk-Prhir.fa mov finJoT,. twentv-nin vnrlc Tn AH wm, KCl iiai sne 101U me to Anü snc'll
Ii bf Ktill snrr if T tnll Hrtt- T AAnL
sfully on the window pane, ninth of a second you pass over one Z.nl , , i C Tr t YT shape and lay on the glass, yard. Xow, one W is quite an J1?' huth out every-wrinkle. They appreciable distance, but oJe twen- g Jf fJLi"nJ
eil success
Pull into pressing
will dry smooth nnd ready for use
'v-tiirwi. r 4 :- - :-j lc" Aiivw- i. nau iorcouen to
ihfah r.VhT. .ii P I H forpotton.-but that
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Renovating Oitrich Plumt. i Yet it 13 when we come to nlaiio- i u, , If,K.C' Cfn Vlhvdratns nf nlum nitim ohm.
j i, ., ' Ti one ii leu me i snouid nave lorirot-; rv and fitellnr mntinn: that iha , . .
The clüef material used is f aid to
be thermite, which is composed largely of aluminium. How to make rubies, however stones that
not only look like rubies, but which, when subjected to chemical analysis, actually respond with all th constituents of the real ruby wa actually discovered some little time ago, and the manufacture has already become an industry in Paris. The French maker begins with n
solution of common alum, to which a trace of chrome alum is added as the ultimate coloring constituent. Ammonia is added, and there re
sults a gelatinous precipitate of the
Secret of Happineee. We each of us possess within ourselves the true source of happiness. Enjoyment is contained in our imagination, not in the book wo read; in our appreciation of beauty, not in the picture; our musical culture, not in the instrument played. Our enjoyment of nature docs not dopend upon the charm of our surroundings, but upon ounclvcs. Some men will find more joy in the
prairie xnan otnera in the Alps;
CONDENSED STORIES.
The whole secret in renovating tary and stellar motions that the
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-eathcrs is starch, raw, not boiled, notion of the infinite divisibility of; ni. i ti v as that would act like clue. Take time dawns uuon us in n nvr Imht V-' come "' , forget it.
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r nil iiiiTiTii i viiiiiiiii i iirmir t n n r
three tabiespoontuls of Taw starch It would seem that no portion of Tf 1.11.. ;. T6
v; , r:r """ ""' na- But iust tilpn tjlß nr
1 in. inn T on T ll nrc A t tnr thnv hirn roi nh a Vniiiv.-. nr. .j . .
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along,
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" auu iiiiotu uicso in a 1KIC3 uui ceriamiv in jess man no .1 v, ,..i. i . . . -O- cloth with the handssqueezing Urne, but in portions of it so mT ' a 1. ... " 1 . t. -1 t . 1 remeraoor now.
u. j aa J7U001U1U, um imuK m a. ume uS 10 oe auogemer inconceiva-; "Komcmber what5" draft to dry. When quite dry, siiake ble. Hie earth revolves on her axis r rernomber whit I've forgot thoroughly. As the starch flies off in twenty-four hours. At the equa- tcn" mmWr wlwt 1 VC f0rgot" m n cloud every flue will rise, and tor her circumference is 25,000 nw- at the imnoibilitr nf f nnf rthS Xnli" ttUB - "ft5 hCDCe iD ,that Pflrt 01'', rich as when new Hang over steam earth a person is Wing carried east- U what you have fofgotten any ?g r4 rard1 Vhe ?Kot 509 yard3 V" more than u n forget what you near the stem, as it gets too narrow fecond that is, he is moving over remember'' that way. When curling have the a yard, whose length is conceivable "But I do remember. It was cof-
juiciiujjur ui uiU ituw i,uu parauei m the period ot one five-hundred fee. Can't vou see how I've forcofc-
and-runth part of a second, of which ten what I remember? And I rewe can have no conception at all. member what I forgot too. And I But more, the orbital motion of remember whnt T hud fnrtmtian T
& I Alaa mnaf Wa aa itllt 1 ii . ..... O
"7" c.icAu,. tne eann around the sun causes the had forgotten." Chicago Journal. touched. They are apt to turn into . former to perform a revolution of troublesome sores if tampered with. 1 nearly 600,000,000 miles in a veai. Jilted.
lix equa parts of white vaselino 0r somewhat less than 70,000 mile and salicylic acid and apply to them an hour, which is more than 1,Q(X at night . In a few daya they wiU be- mfles a minute. Here, then, om come a little gore and m time drop nn ,trriM tfc. jt-
0"U Z1;??9! of about nineteen' mil. Th?
mighty ball thus äiee about a mile in the nineteenth pert of a second.
So complete is the similarity between the manufactured rubies and the genuine that pawnbrokers of European cities have already bogur to refuse make loans on rubies for they frankly admit that the cannot differentiate the true from the false. Uurper's Magazine.
with the stem.
To Remove Moles.
AIR SICKNESS.
white Bilk thread" tightly around close to the face. This takes all rourishment from the mole, and it a ill dry up and drop off. Do this only one at a time. Be careful not to
pick them. Accidents apart, traveling by H.ir Curling Lotion. aeroplane is calculated in some diA very nice curling fluid is made rc0n3 0 c hcaJ mod? of of five-eighths of a dram carbonate getting about from place to place, of potash, a quarter dram powdered The vehicle will rise above the irn-
cochmeal, half dram ammonia wa- F'-"' m uu.- mt ui tut-
Billv Wot's de trouble now?
streets and mav even reach a level
v, uuc uuiinj Byv.iu, kutvv-uuai- . ., , our encasement t i:r..i ::i. far removed from the maddin? uur tuapLnitiu
uuiit; u-tuut-u cpiriip, - , " . , , hrnk-o nfT
nan a pint violet water and two Ul ,mv',uuu'- ujimuw, . K . . . -l I - I "It ?i l j
drams violet extract. This should " may oe assumeu, win soar, it neeu
stand a week and then be filtered, not
The hair must be very clean and nevertheless dry. Moisten with this lotion and purified In
put up on kids or ribbons. (process of sedimentation. AH this
i sounds ideal; but, rn the other
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Buffalo Robes Scarco. "Buffalo robes will soon be a thing of the past," said a local dealer, who has had six robes on sale the past winter the property of n citizen who could not afford to keep the precious skins longer. Five of them have boon sold, and while $500 has been offered for the last of the lot, the dealer is holding it for $G00. the price demanded by the owner. The robes are not unusually largr cither. Imagine n carriage bein driven about town, a f?G00 robr thrown carelessly over the seat while the owner stepped into a business house for a few moments I "Few people would recoimize the
robes as valuable, however, as they.
have no more style than the or-
dinary fur robe sold at $50 or so. t..z. ii 1 XI II
xui ine v&iue zs mere, as tne purchaser will learn who pines for the skin of a real buffalo. "I remember well enough seeing buffalo robe? sell here for $10 apiece thirty " years ago," said an old timer. Kansas City Star.
Whan Senator Forakar'a Courtesy Was Tried to th. LimlL
Senator Joseph Benson Foraker of Ohio, who is very much in tho limelight just now, is noted for his courteous treatment of newspaper men. He is particularly kind to young reporters and often puts himBelf out to assist them in obtaining material for "copy." Out at the
some more joy in the desert than : Republican national convention at
others in the flowers and forests of St. Louis in 1896, however, the senfertile lands. Is it the rich, the ior Ohio senator had his patience powerful, tho popular that obtain , sorely tried by an unusually raw rethe greatest happiness? We look porter. about us and we know that this is I The senator and tho members of not true, though we act as if it were. ; his party reached the Mound City Blessed are tho poor in spirit. This! late at night and went to their we know is true, though wo act as if . rooms immediately upon their arit were not. No one is truly happy rival at tho hotel. They were all who has not happincs3 as a well of hot, dirty and tired and consequentwater springing up within himBelf ly not in tho best of humor, but nev-
into everlasting life.
,ertheless Mr. Foraker consented to
receive a reporter who sent up his
Mag Billy, I regretä ter say dat
has got ter
Training a Naval Gunner. It takes an English bluejacket
bo j four months and two weoks' solid
hard work to become a gunlayer, and during that period the nution
between $1,500
A Join D. Rockefeller Yarn. Mr. Rockefeller is somethinir of a
dialect expert, and some of tho sto
nes he regaled us with were of the Hibernian, German and southern tvne. writes Victor A. Wntson in
the1 New York American. One of tho former was:
"An old lady went to a haber
dasher' ard called for a 'craveif (cravat). Tho clerk said he thought
she meant a Qktie and directed her to the next counter.
" Oi want a cravcit for me hus
band said she to tho second clerk.
Don't you mc.. a necktie ?' Sure, an' ti phwat Oi scd.' Well, I'll recommend this beau
tiful green one for you. Your husband will like it.'
" 'Sure, an' me husband will have
ho choice i' th' matther. He's a corpse.' "
Defore Longfellow Died. The breeziest reminiscence of Longfellow is this extract from ono of the "poet's letters which hia
grandson has been reading in public: j
"As I was standing at my front
door this morning a lady in black CArc1' . A vei7 young man appeared., cnmö up and asked, Is this the immediately produced a for-
miuaoie iooKing notenooK and pen-
"WHO M XXXTXAXr
house where Longfellow was born?' "J10 " 'Xo, hn was not born here C1';f "'Did ho rlio hnrn? 1
Did he die here?' ' ou aic from Ohior" ho said
" 'Xot yet briskly. Mr. Foraker admitted tho "'Arc you Longfellow?' chfi?e- , mL " 1 am our name, please." Then, upon "1 thought you died two years hQß. he added' ,1Iow do Jou
be at a very creat height vet i JlaS Me ma won 1 lcavo mc wear spends something bet rthelcss into regions of the air Jer f. n? m0Jc !c?s ak and 2,000 on his edi Red bv light, ozone and the Anger black. Leslie s W eekly. WCcks of this time is - o . I : i. t
ago "--Boston Herald.
Sarcasm.
spell it?"
The Ohio senator smiled a weary
Mod Forestry. smile, but patiently spelled out his Ono of the curiosities of modern name.
education. Six forestry is the care of beautiful old "Mr. Foraker," said the scribe, is n(VMiniod in shade tree3. The amputation of "who is Ohio's candidate for vico
passing out for seaman gunner, and "ßeaseu 0r dead nmb3 is as careltfi- president r" if he is successful in this he eocs to b performed to prevent further de- "Young man," was the reply.
Frecki. R.mOV.r hand thon will Iip n diminution of t Vv , , A ' ,i ,2 ' sea again and serves a comm ssion wuummhb as m but- unjo nas no caüüiuate tor vico Freckle Remover. hand, there will be a diminution oi b Dl ,c npoiogeticaiiy, "but afloat 1Ic then coos throuch an- cal operations on human beings, president. Wo have a candidate for A lotion of one part good Jamaica 'pressure which may unfavorably af- ßhome frefh jors s6toppcd-me an- a oat' ZZE? t Decaying cavities are cleaned and President. William McKinlov hi
urn to two parts lemon juice and a feet the Heart action, lor tne puise wouldnH ,caime g0" i JJJ " d hi c fiUed with a preserving cement, as is name, aid we expect to see" him little clvrprin is nnn rr-r-inn fnr ra- mtp lnnrrnsns ns Ihn ntmosnhen ti.ii. - if i i i itmuuu, ut ua nu ui sniii , , ' , o 7 , r ... ..
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moving
Another one, pressure is withdrawn.
epoonful of lemon juice in a half ant there is a sense of being unable in tho parlor scene,""must be but pint of rose water. to mc the lce and arms. The dis- lit... lownr hnn tim nnrrfils "
tressing symptoms of mountain "Well, what's the matter with u ii For Swollen Feet, sickness mav even be simulated dur- me?" queried the young man as he A bath that quickly relieves ing a joufnev jn an aeroplane, dro cd on his knee at her feet, tired, swollen feet is to mix half an Doubtless, however, all these evils ' OJ tee. Vm a little lower than ounce of powdered alum, an ounce could bc avoidc(i bv keeping the one of them."Houston Post
oi sea salt and one oi borax and put acroplnne nt tho propcr icvcl.-.
u lujispooniui in a toot iud. öohk the feet a quarter of an hour. Dry, pass a white ribbon under the foot, uring it over the instep and pass uround the ankle. This prevents swelling and is a gTeat relief.
vorv min in thn qprviff v -vuu uuimuaicu. xnu uuuai.ii.ui.uu. yuu
'Why didn't you take the brick out 10vr it js Innde and how it is he 'atcst advance is to build a tin know, says that tho president and
vice president must not be Irom the Bame state." "Oh' "I will give you the names of the members of our party' Mr. Foraker resumed wearily. "Charles Emory Smith." "Who is he?"
"You ought to know him. He is
It'll 1 a VAnn v-w 1 en iilw nilll rftfl J 1 - -1 I rv vr i nn
" ' -- i ' . "V --"r--. oi your nar anu hit tnemwitnitr ' mounted When it is remembered ruuA "luuH upper sunacc oi wiuo one ounce of alum, one ounce of .from the skin and the ungs is de-(&tholic Standlird and Tirnes. Sat tWc are twenty dSeleS EPreadi"g Ranches, where little lemon juice and one pint of rose cidedly augmented. At extreme u'fmThe navy H holImvs mißht hold pncsB and water. Boso water and lemon juico heights there arc swellings of the How He Won Her. esf th thfno 1 roinotc dW Some handsome are excellent for removing tan one rein3 and bleedinsr from ihe nose.! Th mn I marrv." aniil fhn mrl 1 , ue r , Viai U11S Is " smal Inatriarehs -roll dnsorvn it
iiiiLLLti. liir lii in siii'nHvsTiii no miivT i
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get 75 per cent of marks in every subject and 75 per cent of hits in his trial firing.
The Lost Pass.
tamp Lighting Machine. A clever device, it is said, hu just been invented in Birminghanv Lngland. that will licht (.trotl
lamps by clockwork. The invention,
t is announced, is so nicely adjusted that the gas will be lighted at a different moment each day in the year, according to the varying seasons. Another remarkable featuro of this wonderful machine is that while at the proper time it turns on the gas at night, it also turns it off in the morning. When once adjusted the apparatus will do its daily duty through the winding of the clockwork attachment once a week. Not Qullty. Teacher Johnny, don't you know that there is no whispering allowed in school? Johnny Yea, ma'am. I wasn't whisperin' aloud. Detroit Trikume.
London Ian it. A Purzler.
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Chollv Doctor, tell
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storm
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Tho Deepest Gold Mine. Australia now possesses the deepest gold mine in the world. Tho
shafts at tho New Chum rnilwav p. fhn cwlifnr nf ihn PhiMonln.'a Trc
iBendigo, Victoria, have been sunk tho leading Republican newspaper
Ohio senator.
Murat Halstead
Tmllfllllx ihn crronfncf ciitTnrnp
from tl,o stnVinn nf . Z ? a dcPth ? over 4,300 foot, and of the east' said the
c hn v 11.:; ' " vjr; thc q? there tapped has been "Next pat down
; " ".i: "'"'W nnd crushed, with the re- of Cincinati."
,n iha 1V.V.UHVJ iiuu ... i ii..lf vinl1 nf .i , imn,. tt-i.i.. j w
i ii ii v ii v iniiivniir iiiiiii iniinvnii nni' . .
t. Am I suffering from a brain f;P7nr per ton lias been obtained. This was tho last straw. "Oh,
" rni" IV rl Ix.:: :.n .'llie operations in the mine have he's a bricklayer " said Mr. Foraker
Physician Calm yourself, ls'u yi'l 1 beon tested by government officials in disgust. "Younir.man. I am co-
fellow. You .have some of T.iow of A W that never before ing to" bed. Good mght."-WasV
ymptoms, but the conditions " t -v - m the world's history has gold been ington Fost. .
lackin-. Boston Tran- Vuu'" "e '"9 u.uuu- ,,ul obtained from so low a depth as.
Infallible Sign.
"That man,
I (V 11 1 II Mil I 1
tung on tne buiK ot "ns travel hac three quarters of a mile.
revenue, in tact, hundreds
mans
New York's Extra Bachelors. There arc in New York at tho
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said the creat de- of sleeping oars are hauled back!. J'oticnce-That painting doesn't Fle
Innfivr.. "i virlnntK- n crnnins. Innd forth inr flinf nrn lif tln nmro ; IOOK 11KC OI1C Ol IflO Old masters.
than spinsters of twenty years and
;uvc, i' CYiueuuv a cemus. iwui lunn iuw una uro uuiu niorr i " . " ; . t it, ii: iv ;i "Whv do vou think so?" queried than so many empties. Any com- , Patrice No, it's not. The artist over. In the Potion of the city b ordinarv'person. mercial travolerwill bear witness to, belongs to tho new school of sim- cAzl
plilicd painters. lonkera SUtea- TV 01"" .t' ' X , r nfln r ned men, 48,272 widowers and 1,189
the ordinary person
"The fringe i beginning to form this. Kansas City Journal.
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on tue bouom ot nis trouser3, ex
plained the G. D. Chicago News.
Cutting Up.
"ArH.ibnid is so delightfully cc-
Deat Him One Way. As Mark Twain and a friend were chatting at the summer home of Hie humorist, Quarry farm, near El-
centric, coniesseu tne pretty girl, im,ra jf. y., the conversation turn
blushing deeply. "Why, after he cd to the wealth of
First Diner Out I shar, ole chap, d'you know WUshon? Second Diner Out No. Whateh Iah name? First Diner Out-I duano. Tatter.
John D. Rocko-
had been calling for some time ho feller. used to cut n little notch in tho old "Just think of it. Sam." said the
sofa every time ho kissed ras. Then 'guest, "he has more dollars than
at the end ot each month 1 ubed count them."
"And you count them now ?" ask
cd her chum. "Oh, dear, no I There-there isn't any sofa Chicago News.
divorced men. Of women of like ace
To act Rid of Cockraaehec. there are 282,30G spinsters, 610,321 A housekeeper who was rccom- wives, 147,386 widows and 2,040 dimended to try cucumber peeling a a vorced. Pearson's estimates that remedy for cockroaches strewed thi the widows and widowers alone of , floor with pieces of the peel, cut noi the metropolis would make a city very thin, and watched the sequel biecer than Providence, R. I. j rni i j a. i . '
xuu puaia cüvereu uie pcei witnin I -1 L l! JI..1 1.1 i
tmurb Liiiiu so mat n couia not Dl
Willing to Ofclia. t
3fr. Dudling Waitah, you hot
en guest, "he has more dollars than Been, so voraciously wero they en 31r """ng Waitah, you hot to there are hairs in that vigorous old gaged in sucking the poisonoui 'onKtten the aw flngah bow!. Ithntch of yours 1" i'moisturo from it. Tho enr-nr! T,irhl Waiter Wo don't serre finger
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i nat 3 notmng, - rcpnea mt. , mat this was triwl the number ol uu"" more, wr, um wuvu ; i Clemens. "I have more dollars than cockroaches was reduced to a auarl Ee through rooting around amouj
he has hairs in his head." Success . ter, and nono was left alive on th the vittles 111 bring you a wash
third night. basin if you want it.New York. ,
nne.