Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 50, Number 1, Jasper, Dubois County, 20 September 1907 — Page 8

If We Wish To Announce if if The arrival ami exposition of our Fall l It Styles in Men and Boys High Art Suits, g Itvr Kain Coats. Hats. Tap -1 J Furnishing d naore varied p II than ever, alwa; " in price and ffg II heiter in quality than any or all others. II Our out-of-town rebate fare plan will J It Pays To Trade Here1 n l 8 GOJTSm

TOD OH OLD CANNON. A good story in being Mi at the Mare 1 bland Davy yard con ermng a San Kraiu-isco contractor, who bought all the old obsolete cannon which were aold at the local yard tome time ago. The cannon were all of the smoothbore kind, and in order that they might be easilyhandled for shipment to the city all sort of scheme were tried in an endeavor to break them with dynamita and Uaafciag powder, bat

I then wata tasttccaaaiu. An elvtrio

drill mm hme even net np t the rafd, and the cannon were drilled full of lmlea in order It Wtnkni them lac breaking open with wedjes. hut this was m unsuccessful. The cannon were then taken away, and the last heard of them thev were corralled in the hills near Point Richmond, where an effort was befolg made t Mat! UWSB open with dvnamite again. The cannon which proved to 1 so strong were OTWfUH tha armament of Mm war raft whi h sailed the a- in 181?. flaw Pranciave Chronicle.

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SquJ. at m Bank. A full blood Indian squaw attired in the regulation costume of n well bred society woman in Indian life brightly colored blanket and skirt with beaded le-qgingl and moCCMsins, with t' latest approved t'heynUM coiffui which is the same they haw .tu wearing the past hundred yvars was recently seen to walk into the H Bono Slate bank and till out a check in a full round hand, which he presented at the proper window and received her pin Booty, supposedly. The offic ials at the bank say it is a common occurrence, but to the average citizen it seemed a singular proceeding. El Reno American.

THE RUBY'S SECRET. From Barlin the news is cablad that a i hennst thera ha just din ov ere! how to lUMiiufacture ruble mi

erfectlv that it is impossible to

itiuguib them from natural ones.

The chief material used is said to be thermite, which ta composed largely of aluminium How to make rubies, however stonea that not ouly ltok like rubies, but which, when aaWbetod to chemical analy m, actually riaaaond Ith all the constituents of the real ruby was actually discovered some little tima ago. anl the manufacture has alraodt BfCtMM an industry in Pans. The Freu h maker bngOM v it h a atatfan f aonwaan alum, to which a trace of chrome alum i added as the ultimate coloring constituent. Ammonia is added, and there results a gelatinous precipitate of the hydrates of aluminium and chromium. So complete is the similarity between the manufactured rubiea and the gcjutnc that pawnbrokers of KurctpJan .ities have alnady Iwgun to refuse t make loans on rubies, for they frankly admit that they cannot differentiate the true from the faNc Harp. i Magaine.

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PSWrt) Not to B'ama. and So M Waa Eicuaad by the Judg. "Do you realize." asked the judge when the prisoner had pleaded guilty, 'what the penalty for housebreaking is!'"' "Yes, your honor, but I have been a cigarette fiend for several years." "Ah! That may put a new phase upon the matter. I suppose you understand what the consequences may be when vou say that your intention was laanntf " "Yes, vour honor, but a second BBBnin of" mine once fell out of a cherry tree and had epilep-v after 'that" "I'm ' We shall have to take that fact into careful consideration. One more question. Do you realize, when you admit that the assault whn-h vou committed was murder-

Jous in its purpose.

. ishment may be.' "Yes, judge, but I was drunk at the time." "Oh! That being the case, we shall have to discharge you. It iclear that you were not responsible. " Chicago Record -Herald.

Bufl-lo Rohe 8ckco. "Bnwafo robea will soon bo n thing of the pa-t." said a local deal er, who has had six robes on sale the pa.t winter, the property of a citizen who could not afford to keep

the precious skin longer, rive of them have leen sold, and while $'0 baa been nnVfod for the lat of the lot, the ileuler is holding it for $000, the price demanded by the owner. The robes are not unusually larg' eithor Imagine a carriage being driven about town, a MOO robe thrown careleaslv over tha seat ay while the owner stepped into a busi Bam house for a few moments! i Few people would recognize the robes as valuable, however, as they have no more style than the ordinary fur robe sold at $50 or so. Hut the value la there, as the purchaser will learn who pines" for the skin of a real buffalo. "I remember well enough seeing buffalo roU'S sell here for $10 apiece thirty years ago," said an Id tuner. Kansas t'ltv !?tar.

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Trafo. ng a Naval Gunner. It takes an English blueju let four mouths and two weeks' solid hard work to heeome a gunlayer, and during that period the nation spends !ornething lietween $1,500 and $.'.04M on his education. Six weeks of this time is occupied in passing out for seaman gunner, and

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afloat. He then goes through another three months' course in instruction, at the end of which he must know every gun in the servica how it Is made and how it is mounted. When it is remembered that there are twenty-tiv different types of gnn in ne in the navy it will he seen that this is no small matter, for to ) hi. esf il he must get ?.) per rent of marks in every subjeet and ?. per eent of hits in his trial firing

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8era af Happlnaaa. We eac ii of us pooesa within ourselves the true source of happiness.

Enjovment is contained in our im- and

agination, not in the book w read; than

in our appreciation of beauty, not in the picture; our musical culture, not in the instrument nlaved. Our enjoyment of nature doe not depend upon the charm of our surrounding, but upon ourselves. Some men will tind more jov in the prairie than othera in the Alps; some more joy in the desert than others in the flowers and forests of fertile lands. Is it the rich, the powerful, the popular that obtain the greatest happiness'' We look about us and we know that this is not true, though we act as if it were.

Hleed are the poor in spirit. This

Tha Loat Pat Probably th greatet sufferer from the stoppage of free passes i the Pullman company. Ycrv few of the thousands who receive free railwav transportation enjoyed anv favor at the hands of the Pulfmans. Thev paid for their berths '

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ting off the bulk of this travel ha' cut off many thousands of the Pull-) man' revenue. In fact, hundreds! of ideepmff car are hauled haett ;

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