Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 49, Number 49, Jasper, Dubois County, 23 August 1907 — Page 2

CAME PHSTTY FAST FOR PAT.

AI That, He Had Had Only What th Doctor Ordered. A Philadelphia physician ki that tot long ifo hi was -.::. ,1 to M an Irishman, ami among otter directions told him to take an mhm of whisky three times a day. V day or so later he Mil aiiotif rUM and found the ' man. while not to sick, undeniably drunk "How d; I this hi'pn ?" the physi- 1 elan 1 :n.i m .1 d of Tat wife, who was hovering a boa) solicitously. 8ure, dochtcr. an' 'tia Just what you onlcied, an' no more, that he had," alii- : ! "I said OtM ounce of whisky throe times a day; that could not mako hitn drunk.' the physician said. "Hi has ' Jiad ioca more than that."

LNvil a drop more, dochter. dear." ahe de tared. "Sure an' ol dido t know j.ist how much an ounce wan so ol wint to the drug store an' asked, an' UM lid he's a broth of n boy, too told me that an ounce was i drams and Pat has had thmi r.-nulax, an' no more'" Harper's Weekly. Rule of Cornish Chapels. in Cornish iKng.) chapels the InVariable rule is for the men to sit a one side of the building aud the women on the other. A visitor and his fiancee, who ire staying In the district, wont to chapel, and just betöre the service began the young man was greatly astonished when the chapel steward, obserrtnaj that the couple wire aeotod in the aame pew, came ov. r to him and. in an audible voice, said: (.'erne on out of that, no sen; we don t ave no awecthoartm' ere."

Mrs. Bailey's Mistake

Our Pattern Department

A CHARMING LITTLE DRESS.

RUSSIAN

PLUNDERED FA R M fe K.

Cotton Plantar and Wheat Grower Pa Tariff Ta.

By LILLIAN GREY

One June afternoon there waa a gentle knock at tho hall door of a certain farmhouse in the hark country. ' Y.iii K to the door. 1V11." salil h-r

she said prom! thc ara lot

i DUM tO tlx in" Tin ) are beau; if ul indeed, and yo i

anil a bit defiantly; and you are wol

in. t her. I do hope It aiu't nobody to are very kind to offer nie auch a hinder in!" trout"' MMWOftd UM man. looking up Tfct k r 1 obeyed, ami on opening at her sweet, flushed face ami then at tho door found au elderly nuin stand- Iter sister, whose roontSOlsMiag bore In in the vine shab I perch such unmistakable signs of scoru ami

Will you be so kind as to tell me displeasure

if I am i-n the direct road to t'lifton. and also how far It is?" "Yes. sir, and it's about three miles." ' Three miles yet? Iear me! And Is there any hotel or place where I can get a meal on the way?" "No, Ml) farmhouses like this"

"Del! is always such a fool!" said 'ti of th.'tn in an audible tone. The BM il Sil finished im to the last (tnwbarry, and the man arose and placed the silver quarter on the table beside his hostess, very politely expressed his thank, and stepping over to the open door of the kitchen

"Well, can I crwt something here? where Dell stood, placed a coin In her IfM I gliss of milk will be very ac- hand, sayina Here's a trifle for your ceptable " kindness ; i waiting on me. my little "Tell him we don't keep a board- it lend." in' house'" called a sharp voice from Ha Btrodf hastily out and away, and the kitcje-i i the girl In her surprise let the OOAfl The girl s face flushed an 1 she re- tttp fron h- r ringt rs. w hen it we:-,'

PunisH-nent by Inches. A Berken iO,.nesee county) justice of the peace has a : : 1 aa r: :i: il chemo for the dispensation ol justice. Henry Meyer. .7 years old and seven feet two inches fall, was a prisoner In Iiis court for stealing four bags of oats. He is - ntt need to 9') days in Jail, one day for each inch of stature and one for each bag Nunda i.N. V.) News. A Big Lcser. Mrs. styles I sea the "M yar-old on of a London dry gooda man Is a bankrupt, having manag-d to get rid of $2 100,000 since he came of are. Mrs. Styles Oh, well, boys will be , boys! Mrs. ftfytea Welt, this looks as if a boy had an ambition to be a j bridge whist player.

Never Touched Him. "I have brought back the lawn mower 1 bought of you last we-k." said the man with the side whisk- rs. "You said you would return my money it it wasn't satisfactory." "Yes. tbat, . what t said." reuUd the

lcr. "hut I assure vou the monnv

perfects sat; factory in every

pect."

Foreign Waterways. Since we began the neglect and Abandonment of canals, France has quadrupled her waterways. Acori lng to flrrures furnished by commercial associations, the British isles bave 8,000 miles of ranal and It does JBot all antedate the railroad.

Novel Excuse of No Avail. A Lander Coin man called to serve on a jury tried to get ofT hy claiming lie was too big for such work. Peautiful Is the activity that works for good and the stillness that waits lor good. Collycr.

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FOOD

FACTS

Grape-Nuts FOOD A Body Balance

the famous ,'oc 1. Grape-Nuts, yields as much nourishment from one pound as can be absorbed by the system from ton pounds of meat, bread, wheat or oats. Ten pounds of meat mlRht contain more nmu ishnient thau one pound of ape Nuts, but not in shape that the- system will absorb as large a proportion of, as the body can tak;? up from :ie pound cf Grape-Nuts. This food ' .T.'a;ns the s-lecfed parts of wheat and barley which are prepared and by natural moans predlsjestnl, tnaafonaad Into a form of sugar, teady for lmmediato assimilation. People in nil parts of the world testify to tho value of Grape-Nuts. A Mo. man snys: "I have gained tfn pounds on Co ape Nuts (m i I can truly reconunen i it to thl i paopti." He- had been eating men", Ore;wl. etc, right along, but there was no t- ri pounds of added D-sh until Grape-Nuts food was used. One curious feature regarline true health food I.-, tha' Us use will roduo the wiht of a COrpOlOBl parioa With jnhalthy I'.esh, and will add to the weitbt of a thin par AOS not prppafty ourished. There is abundancw of wvidci.f o to prove this. Ürapt Jtwtj balances the body In a PJNidlUMU of tru3 hi .,il). Scientific selection of food c! meats makes GrapeXuts gord and Vtloablo. Its MksMMM aoi- and powciful nourishing properties have made frltadi that la tnrn have made Grape-Nuts famous. "Th:e's a Hen sun.1 Head ' The Uual to W eil -,11!," in pkpt.

I plied; If you'll just wait a minute. I'll ask about It; we're very busy just ! now." She went down the hall and pulled the door shut aft.-r her "W might give- him a lunch, moth cr. he don't look like a real tramp. ! and he seems ao warm and tired out." j The mother Impatiently dus'ed the I flour off her hands and stepped into the hall, followed by two older girls than Delia. We ain't In the habit of givin' als to strangers, wo ve got work enough besides that!" she said "1 presume you are a busy woman, but I expected to pay for whatever

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An Elderly Man Standing in Vine-Shaded Porch.

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I had I he pardon for troubling you'" he said, turning to go down the stepa. "Oh. hold on!" said Mrs Bailey. You can come in if you'll be suited with a 25 cent lunch in the kftchn We vo got our dinner all cleared away, and we're flxln' for company, an' ain't got no time to fuss about anything else." The man wiped! his feet carefully and followed her into the room, which was filled with the pleasant odor of

baking cake She pushed a chair toward him saying: "Set down there till Ifa ready, and Dell, you set that little

MM table for him. You'll have to dip Into a fresh pan of milk, I s'pose; we've used up one whole panful already today." The young girl came tripping up the cellar stairs with a howl of milk, a loaf of bread and a plate of golden butter. "Shall I cut ome of the boiled ham. mother1' she askd. In a low tone "No. Indeed; git that ptOM of fried ham left over from our dinner, an 1 gtifiss tht re's scrap of cheese in the cupboard, an' that's plenty enough for a lunch." "Hut surely I can get a piece of otor No. you won't! I ain't a goln' to have all my company rtttlaa eat into like that." Th girl sliced some bread, and placing a chair, said: "Sit down.

j.i-...-.-. lUT-ii lanillK ,i iijn Milliner llillll I

a naii. she hastily lef the house. "Arc yea lookin' for work'" asked Mrs. Batter, after a moment or so of stloaca

rolling across the door stone and out lnio the trass They all dropped their work and came out to help look for H ami Kite, the eldest of the sisters. fi und If "OoJd! as true as I'm a llvin' sinner!" All crowded around, and the moth.i- lied out and took it in her eager hand "Yes. it's a ten dollar piece. I do declare! You're In luck for once, Doll!" but the girl was fixing down toward the sate. Child! cotm back! why. I do baHtva she's crazy enough to try an give it back!" That had DOM her first thought but the wajrfaraf so newly rested and refreshed, had made wonderful sped and was out of sight "Oh. dear! he's got away over the hi!', and he must have made a mistake. Here's a trifle.' he aald. If 1 hadn't dropped lt. I should have had

j time to r' turn it to him. but now wha J can I dot" Why. keep it. of course, you little

g s! said one ister. "Oh. girls!" gasped their mother. "I do bl!eve with all my heart an' soul that was your Cncle Oliver'" and in the shook of the terrib'e conviction BBi - i herself down flat on the kitchen floor. Good grashus, mother! you can't

mean it?"

"1 OB Tai deathly afraid it was! an' If it's rely him. we're outdone forever! "An to think bow 2 talked to him." i ! ine n other rocking herself bark and forth. "Do you s'pose he'll come back again, mother?" "Hack? No. Indeed We've lost him forever money an" all. an' what will your father aay? H's got sech store by his comln" ever sence we got that letter about lt. an" ao hav I." "Don't you think pa had better eo over to the village and aee If he can find him? I guess he could coax him to come back." When Mr Hailey came In the appearance of the stranger had to be salaatolf dOWeifeod again and again, and t aaa he said: "Yes, Cncle Oliver always was a dretful quiet, soft soken sort of a man. hut yet I can't seem to think It could have been him though I do suppose he mivrht have grown roundshouldered an' gray in 20 year, but why didn't you ask him right in?" " 'Cause we never had a suspicion till he was clean out of sight, an' wp se the gold piece he give Delia; then we put some bits he said along with that; an' yet we don't know for certain, only were afraid 'twas him." Dot went oui when hr father waa harnessing and handed him the gold cote. ' If you find the man. and he isn't Cncle Oliver. I want you to give him the money, for I know he must have mistaken it for a silver pfoca. and te him he was perfectly welcome to the little I did for him." Toward evening Mr Hailey returned with the same person who had so unBpactadljf ealU'd on them The men came Wi the house together, and the duly -presented um le, whom he pfDVOd to lie. was very smiling and trraclotus. and seemed to all appearances totally

oblivious of the faat of his previous

'all. but when Mr. Hailey went out

to care for the horses, his wife began I pi. fuse and abject apology, seconded by her two elder daughters.

SS44

ATFLICTro ONLY AT

Good Reason for Capt. Baacorr lermittent Mtaring. IV hen Capt Baocoab had I old friend, lap: I ...and ta Mhiiol t.acbvr slvitajc oa porch, and had d.aj p ur -d road, the young woman spuke with some caaHoaffj 1 understand from Mrs Ba that her husttand was vt-ry d-1 most sone-daf." sh- told is-. sure," said the school t-a' . h- fceemed to hear all Wf perfect t-a-e." Cap. Somtrs leaned towar and sM)ke In a low. a;iii. though there was no a . hear him "Don't let Ills' Bascomb ka he said, hurrh-dly ' lr . to hear pretty well when s! .

J round, but aone of us folks ,

on to her. She's a g-od -ever lived, but a mpst trem-: hosser and an everlasiin" lalki we all think that Gersh Haacos. gun to realise ten years ago C h didn't want to be harri.-d r: -the face o' the eanh. the th.him to do was to grow d- ' . but steady an' he dr.e it Intents an purposes. ma an oath's Companion. TEN YEARS OF PAIN.

Pattern No. A44.-!'or the little maid there Is no prettier mode than the popular Russian blouse This OB0 Is in excellent style, and U extremely smart A broad bog-pteat in the back relieves any tendency to plainness and gathers at the front give a becoming amount of fullness. The development w-as in cream white challis trimmed with bias bands of bright plaid, but any of the tub materials as well as the light welgat woolens are suitable to the mode jKor a giri of eight yean .1' yards of JO inch material will be required. Sizes for 4. , h. 10 and 12 years. Thi. pattern will be sent to vou op reeeipt of 10 cents. Address all' m.era to the Pattern I e artm-i;t of this papa?. He sure to give sM and HB saber of pattern wanted. F.-r eonventeiaoe, write your order on the follow tig coupon:

Wm 5844' SIZE.. name

DAINTY

PNK LAWN.

Oi.r exports of breaistuffs. mesa and dairy producta, cattle, bog, she. p. and mini Ml oil Lave fallen of over ;o.imh.;hmi during the ten uiontha einiitn: April I h eport f cotton, however, has increased $84.OOO.uOO during the same period. Surely cotton is kltu aud Las saved us from a greater drain of xold that the decrease f our other ei(orts would hae undoubtedly product to pay for the Increased cost of our luipon The increased cost of comnuxhti s. both of export and Import, has so KTOatly added to the t.ual amount in dollars that the increase in quantity

has hardly kept up with our Increase In population Yet the Increased total amount la dollars and not in quantity is paraded by the admini. -.t ration as oiuting to increased prosperity If It were not 'or th- enormous increase in the export id c tun. whi-h is entirely a matter of free trade. f r the producers of this great production of the southern states are entirely unprotected by the tariff, we should be debtors to Kurope for nearly fjMtV

uw.oihi more than we now owe a:iJ have such a hard time in paying This shows that we have prospered in spite of the erroneous Republican

l theory and practice of protection and

the prosperity of the cotton irrower

is au unanswerable argument against !

tue principle that competition must he eliminated by prohibitive tariff dut;. to bring prosperity to the producers. If the cotton growers and all other agriculturalists had not been haruIered and plundered hy the h:h prices of the tariff protected trust products they of necessity must buy. their prosperity would have been that much greater because they wouM have sold thdr produc's for the same prices and what they bought would have been much cheaper. The pr tected wheat grower has sold his I for a very low price during the past year, and yet he has also had to pay trust high prices for what he has boucht. Now. when the wheat Is mostly out of the farmers' hands, the price has advanced, not on account of tariff protection, but because of spec i lative buying in hopes of a profit on

j the prospect of a short crop.

How much the farmers of the country pay for the benefit of the protective trusts and manufacturers depends upon the amount of rh..- cm N Ci-y

purchase. Aa the average increase la the price of all goods baa been over SO ttns oo - - a

1717 .s . ' - In order to make rojm for 0 se for that matter, can figure out for he m make, fcim J himself that he has paid double tho . i:nonf Mow ch:tw

Ur.able to Do Even Hsuttwo-k Es cause of Kidney Troubles.

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Mrs. Margaret Emmerich, rf ton St.. Napoleon. O.. says fifteen years I was a great s-i

from kidney blea. My back ; . me terribly i t'xrn or more a sharp, shoot pams. My was poor, dark i

' i.; ; "eared before and I had i spells. For ta

I could not do housework, and for years did not get out of the k) The kidney secretions were ir and doctors wre not helping Dean's Kidney Pills brought me ; relief, and finally cured me. 1 saved my life " Sold by all dealers. SO cents a Foster-Miib'im Co.. Hefte: N Y. A-c tects and Closets. An architect, say s a wtH -p!ains that women have a : closets and tha: when a voaias ::

! lowed any liberty in the mi

changes his whole archi'ecurai i

quence of the UuiS protecting trusts in charging high prices

the

AND WHITS 1

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ROCKEFELLER AND REPUBLICANS

Kllf flu- Si il i.l linpl" liDDli . ll..

No rn: I'm tln-d of work'" said the n.,t m " - hr. - ...

' . ..v ... nin. C1I.IJ .-111 IH

that he hor no malice, and It was partly his fault in coming in such a manner, though he had no laoptetaa at flr3t that It was his OaphOW! house; end then giving them no chance for further speeeh. he went on to tell how glad he was to ion

man. meekly 1 was calculating to rest

a spell. t this one of the girls laiiRhod outright, and said with a toss of her li-.id ! I'm tired of work. too. and I don t

Bean to do much more of it e tl

pacta rich mote bors, aa' I'm plannin' his nephew, snd how many change

ii u-: ins lavorilf Hiiro an iro an' i .w

on i nui - hi mi- nia;e, ariif so oa, until Mr. Hailey came In. and then the mother and daughters proOOC dad to m tho supper table Inadine It with a profusion of good things, !nif It a a very subdued circle whii ant around it.

Hut In the course t the evening h

iin-eo an ko an

!lc with him when he settles In the ry. an' be his heiress That's the kind of a life suits me'-' He'll soon get sick of you. an' -boose me Instead'" said the other girl. N i tVar of that. I'm the ntlnStl an'

I mean to keep on the right side of (,-m a chance to slip nln In'o Del-

i tide Oliver. I've been hr-Jf wild

flunkin of It." '.lust theti Dell ram" In with a dish Of tarnen st rawberr.i i which she had inirrltdly picked and hulld, and covOrlag them with unar. placed them b-rors tia ' Tbey arc of my own cultivation."

I i'ce,

las nand the ten-dollar rold saying with a genuine feollnu:

"It wag no sMstahjQi m dear child, sJtaattgtl 1 was not positive that you were my niec e until I t.ia l Imiuirles at the villa. . but you were kind and tender hearted whi n you thought tue a WMaaji wayfsrci as Ind'-ea ( .'

Pattern No. Öß37. The Illustration portrays a most attractive little dress of pink white lawn, trimmed with lace Insertion. The waist is full in blouse fashion, and the slashed sleeve is a pretty feature of the design. The straight skirt Is attached to the waist and has a pswatwas sweep Persian lawn, batiste, dtasttf, challis and China silk are all suitable to the ma le. For a Irl of six years 21, yards of 36Inch material will bo ruga! rod. siz-s for 6. 6. 7. 8. 9 and 10 years. This pattern WfU be sent to you on receipt of 10 cents. Address all orders to Um Pattern Depart mnt of this paper. He Mire to gir o. ami o umber of pat'rn wanted. For eon venicnee. wriie your order on the fol .ov.ng eoupon

No. 5637' S17.K nam:: ODRF.S!.

National City Bank's Inside Track on United States Treaiury. There ! a persistent rumor In Washington that the Rockefeller banks have received a tip from the United States treasury that the gov-ernn.-nt bond? that mature next year are to be refunded. The Washington correspondent of the Chicago RecordHerald gives a detailed account of how the Rockefeller banks are to profit by this prior Information and says Secretary Shaw "decline to elucidate" After showing that the National City bank is advertising to

pay lutaua Tor a 11.000 bond, be points out that while this sounds like a fine proposition, the National City bank is not in the habit of putting out its money at less than four per cent a year, and that in paying 102 for the 19)7 bonds. It really would make a profit of only three-quarters of one per cent. If It held them with the expectation that they would be redeemed at maturity, nearly a year from now. Secretary Shaw, It is declared, would scarcely reMre the Issue in advance of maturity and pay a premium that would Insure a profit above 103 V "As to selling the bonds to small banks wanting them for the purpose

of securing govern men deposits, it is pointed out that to afford the National rity adequate returns on Its investment, cost of advertising, etc.. said small hanks would have to pay a premium that would make their government deposits an expensive luxury. Inasmuch as they would expect to have them redeemed within less than a year at par. "Therefore It is nought to eulMva'e the suspicion that the real purpose of the philanthropic National City bank

ery interesting, but why do arr make plans if not to snake every Ukeu selves to aeeure cuameiK koetse m he SThfteeturaT..- r sad yet not fit to live in. and t m ly is not if there is not close enough.

Laundry work st home woe

Buch more satisfactory if ' -Starch were aaed. In order to get ta desired stiffness, it is usually ter-.-sary to use so much starch that tb beauty and fi-ones of the fat - I hidden behinJ a paste ol saw? tot thickness, which not only destroys tat appearance, but alto ai-cts the wearing quality of the goods. TL.ble can be entirely overcool by using Defiance Starch, as it an be ap;--i much more thinly beeaui? of v.s creator strength than other makes. Late A 'ready. Wee minutes tfter the tardv . - r had struck, the principal of H was walking through the lo -when he saw a pudgy little fellow scan.pering toward the first era. room as fast as his fat Wt c- - 1 carry him "See here, yeamg maz I want to talk to yoo." called the pn dpal to the late comer T 1 i r. I time to talk to you: I'm late alr a : taptlai the breathless beginner as tfrt door of his classroom closed. Ta Circle. Yes. Yes.

J. 1 suppose." said Mrs Tart "when you die you expect to i your hus i pjgf" "Yon are very rede. retorted Vn. 1 Mucbwedde 1 When I die I expert M

go to heaven." Young"? Magai Cause for Reset e London Punch sugsest a a f for Raisal hatred for raid Mclia that it wi the latter who introdocej bagpipes in Morocco.

In thi

Last Mc-norial. lifi.lirk l.l.nHi

1

Is to gather In l-O.Onn.noo or more of ' haT fhHr hnsha m -

A Fact. In prospe tins; thro' Ma, 'ft n little prabstaas Y'--lil th more of gasd luck li in 1)1 v-ntiiri-s e'i-r mako Judge. '

The Proper Word. Summer Hoarder So ou conridor j'nir neighbor a hypocrite, do you. Farmer Oat. tl I reckon mebbe that be the word Knnyway. he one uv them foltert tshai Udtst his i j-in under . bu .hel wlie:i a i. cup would be plenty big snuff for I., by grass! ITiteatQ lj;ly News.

the bonds, knowing they are to he ex

changed shortly for two per cents . and being In a position to make very favorable terms with the government when the refunding time comes." As this Rrx kefeller benk Is the ne that demanded after the election of President McKinley that It should be given the inside track to reward It for Its liberal subscripfina t the Republlean campaign fund, the queuti.-e that Is being asked Is. what has done now to merit exclusive Informa tlon and a. chance to make millions. If not for liberal subscriptions to tho Roosevelt rarer aign funt two : crs a-' '

Whatever Repabllrat. admtnistra I t! og Is In powi ; t loes n-t -.eeni pos1 Eibl to divorr- UrJa faored corrwra-

tlon from the treasury of the "Tutted States.

tattooed on their tongues.

Ijrwi' inß ! ' Meie of extra U dealer or Ijc w" Kcttry . I'roru Prosperous France. The wealth of France is t forty-two thou.-and mfltaa

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mmmi

Where the Sexes Differ. A man like to be tnld that he Is In his prime, but a wenan aiwaya t.blnKa t a refiecUon on her ago.

Don't blame the steel true? for making $182.000.000 profit a year, niam the tariff which Inrl-es the rteei trust to do the very th:rg Jt m i'ilng

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