Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 48, Number 17, Jasper, Dubois County, 5 January 1906 — Page 7

CUBES C0HSTIPAT10H

R lief thMOOWMfltlMtlMI WMol 1 Ilia or oihcr cathartit-s is batter i suffyring from the- MMdM Of I lion, but relief unci ca:t mblned may bo lunl at the suuio c uuJ nioro promptly, for Lane's Family Medicine ! . .1 cure r constipation, and tho ;. ulache, rssrfcacha, aidt-athe an.l y oeral debility that aocaa from c astipatloa stop when tho bow. la ilo thi ir proper work. I I by U dealt t s?c. and 50c.

Knew Her Grammar. The jtidar'a little liiiirfhter, although she h I tt:i.ei aeveral time through the t, I gat t'' lu-r t.ither, luui neir fjOOi , 1 tbe forsaalitass Mceeteiy ia call 1 m W Ust 'iritt time ulie tnel it k the receive? "tl the h""k, a I atben do, pttOM her l.p to .he I: hu rotttef and amid: I uiint to talk to itja." "Number, please," said Central. "f nflular, In MMMTeiwd, mi III Issul at leation, bat proud that iie knew . of ' tbe t il l. nun t of gidiuiiiur. i.ii ( onit'.inion. Chilly Return. "I live jrotJ !ev 1 1 : I v . m.ilV lyrirnl'? f t- ! the arlettt stv.nn. "To he .ur ,' :. .11 tbrwfb life, darlni I .1 I sari fiee every! ii nn ti tend, feel an bit OS, honor, fortune " In t km'"- jroei kad uli thotl nice t Rpori mi: I inn . Just Wonderful. Ve'n. Mi., .Tan. lt (Special). Tbf 1 lr. ('. W, Pearann, who roddet - 11 particularly interesting one he story tola by Mr. IVirmn, hufband, in his own words, lit VI w fe'l lit'alth wis ha'l for a long time. Last .Tuly ehe wna taken terrible bad k'ith spasm. I sent for the doctor, .r making a tboromh rxamiaat n cJ be saia undoubtedly td.- cause tn ablrt wast a I sordered state of i. Die nxvlii ine di'ln't neem t d "r hermueh good, so as I heanl IVdd'e Kidney rille, I pot her s to fire tlu-m a trial. Well, the ; bjet wonderful. I s.iw li t were the right mo. Leine nnd Irot m ! bone. AMirn she had taken lbs aNM m tnu h better that she n I thirtv pounds in weight v iu!ij wi'l! .Tid c owe it all Dodd'e Kidr-y Pills." ARRASSED BRIDECROÖM ; an Wae Nervous, and the Mistakes He Made Wer More Than Enough.

as cmhariattoed. ill at ea: elie in. it 1 fVH'.!, lel.ites tiio Pa.lire only over." he whpered, y; "1 know 111 lo it OTOOf." .n't take loii, .lohn," ti . an- . i.nolmgly. "You haven t mu h min ster was eaking: "Kindly plaees with the bride." .it tempted to do so, stepped on : io ibae, and lasting ins aim h.s cuffhutton in her veil, careful." she implore.l. he groenedj ''bexora ail tb-e people, too." L ' niniater liegen the ceremony. Jobs are egebtrrneeed, and fmnbled eritb - . f her boU'juet Tbeffj he put I -i inn pocket and palled ol Mi fa . f and ex iU U in' pped h i irfS wa qgeet mve for the voice minister. nv perecei known any jut reaiiff. "whv t:.ee two t t Ih joineil toother, let biia

lrrevi-ius Apology. v tu t to hnve heir.) ur ler'ure said the kiosmcieva lady. "I .! a treat. Wjbody s it id tbey find . u:''" ake-l Mr. 'The l-t'u.-. fjm know, was Detroit f ree Preea. . e a niis'hM-f m.iker." nail Uncle . BMMt f.-.o. votj lug io in !. Reach, t ut h- geos' hane .u 1 bean." Washington Mar

MALARIA??? Gfnerally That Is Kct the Troublt.

Torsnn with a usopptltiility to ma lurlal Influences should beware of cof I " . wli'h has a tendency to load up the liver with bile. A 1 ! writis from Ettttftf that Rh" suffered fr years from chills and lever Wbtcftl at last she learned rar n.i.inly produced by the coffee she drank. ' I ftj alo grievously tfllctcd. with f I hii 1 Imllgesiioij." she says wl h I b'came satisfied were like i brcely due to the coffee I drank Bt rooatha ago I quit Its use altoR Iber Baal began to drink Postum 1' ! "fi?foo, with the gratifying result thai my hradarhea have disappeared. Mtioa has leen restored and 1 I aOt had a re'-urronre of chillan terar for more than three month. I no doubt that It was Postum breaf at me this relief, for I lasfi B I n.i medicine while this Improvehta beta g-olng on" (It was ' relief from congestion of the Hn r 1 an ted hy coffee.) "My d.iurhtor has boon as great a " drinker as I, and for years was ?' ti 1 with terrible sick headaches, nhlen often lasted for a week at a I ' ' '.o i a brain worker and exapplication together with the lachea bezan to affect her memory r ' sfrinusly. She found no help In medleiaaa and tho doctor frankly I btf to quit coffeo and use

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more than four months she ha no! end a headache her mental farul"s have grown more active and vlgoro,q an ner memory has been reHored. VTf tea, coffee or druirs for 11, long as we ran get Postum." Name ' " by Posftim Co . Battle Creek. Mir,. TTi a eaaon. Read the little b-ok T-f r. -gd to ..rallvllla" la pk

Uncle Joseph's Visit By OWKN OI.IV K

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My arothar William and I wer I pleased c(,urs4. h.-n we beard that Dada Jcaanfe propoaad to pay us a visit In town. If ..ne makes allowano for Lis otint rifled habits and 9 ' adioea, he is a very pleasant old fc. ir : man ex et for his temper. He is. unfortunately, very free In making acqoaiataaeas; and there are o many people In New York who are ready to Ingratiate themselves with a rich old man for unworthy motives. As Bis natural heirs It is our duly to I pr r.-(t him from such persons. We went down to the train to meet bun. and warned h.m that he must be vary cautloua of strangers during his stay la New York When e took the elevated Uncle Jo 1 h i-at next to an elderly gentleman with a ling, white' beard. We knew him by sight as Prof. I ix.stoworl. the great authority on In acta. Ha was so absorbed In a big book that he aeenaed unconscious of I our presence, till Tncle Joseph made ! some n mark about beea, hi h hare slwajs been a bot hy of all The pro 1 feasor pricked up his ears at once and I poke to him. They talked all tbe way uj town. It would never do to let (Ja le Joseph think he could make ac-

; tames In this manner. "My dear uncle," 1 remonstrated la'er "He is a perfect stranger For all you know he may be a bad character." ' Noam Baa! 1 Im snapped. "A man who understands I er üke he dues ean't have any harm in him.' William 6h'Kik his had. "If you had our knowledge of life, my dear ur; la," he began. Uncle Joseph pave a fierce grunt. "If you can prove anything against that gentleman." he said, "I'll be guided by you. If not I'll ask you to mind your own business in future." Willlara looked at me and I looked at William. I do not altogether defend

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the course whi'h he toik; but I am compelled to admit that he had some Just lfication. "I do not like to grieve you. uncle. ' he said, solemnly, "by destroying an

' illusion which bears testimony to the j Int urity of yojr own character; but, since you force me to say it. I know

that man as one who preys upon tho ignor or those who by reason of their own bigh-mindedness. are unlikely to n...-trust others. In fact, he is a notor., mis professor of .Le confidence tri k." Uncle Joseph drew a deep breath. Then he took off his spectacles and wiped them slowly. "I am, as you say. William, unwilling to mistrust others, but If people try to take me in" Me brought his great hand down on his knee with a bang -"they may look out for them selves t'mphl" The next day we took 1'ncle Joseph to tb' Natural History museum, where he h iie l to learn something about cows. '1 he museum is not an exhilarating place, and when he had spent two hours proddinir stuffed animals and ein into raptur - o. r bee hives, William and I went outside to have a smoke while we waited for him. After about half an hour he came out at a run. My dear uncle," I cried, "what Is it? ' "My bar uncle," said William, -what Is It?" Ha lid not take any notice of our questions, but waved his umbrella at a passing hansom, bustled us in and told the driver to drive fast. He stood up and looked round the side till we turned a corner. Then he squeezed in bet wc:i us. 1 regret, Wlluaax," he said, "that I loaf ray temper with you the other oay " "Whicb time do you mean" William asked. He Is. upon occasions, lacking in tact. "H" ou insinuate that I am In the hal lit of losing my tempt r. air?" Uncle Joseph shouted. "William means that he cannot remember any occasion, uncle." I asplained. None whatever." William exclaimed, hastily. "I mean about that confidence trick man.' I'mle Joseph explained. "A person to be avoided William remarked. "1 think hell avoid me after this morning." I'm le Joseph stated "1 hope y. u haven't met him?" I observed, hastily It suddenly oclarrtd to me that the professor was likely to visit the museum. I e been talking to him for over 2 minutes. th villain! I don t mind owning that I might have been taken In but for W.lliam's warning But I aav what he was leading me up to

with hi talk ah ni arri .u anta and locusts and such things tbe soounlrell" "I trust you did m t bav ar.y acne with him" William remarked "Not a bit of it! I jus lad him on to think he was leading me on to bis confidence trick. I toid him that I was a Judge of faces, and could tell at a glance that he aai a man to bo trusted. He said he could see that I was. You wouldn't dare to trust me ut of sight with your money.' I told him He aaaaafai me that he would, and gave me I00 in gold to walk aro.nd the building with. I promised to trast him with i'J of mine when I can. back. When I go back! Ha, ha. ha!" "You've ato taken hla money?" I gasped. "Of co free I have! Wouldn't he have taken mine?" "Ye ea; but It will be awkward if he goes to tjje police about it." Uncle Joseph laughed scornfully. "A man of that sort doesn't go to the police," he stated. "If he did. William could bear testimony to his character, couldn't you. William?" "Ye es." said William, "but" Ha stopped and coughed. "if people try to take me In they can look out for themselves." said Uncle Joseph, firmly. He set his mouth and planted his stick firmly on the floor of the hansotn. So we did not pursue the subject. He was very pleased with himself all the rest of the day. and told the story over and over to William an 1 myself. We did not say much till he had gone to bed. "There's only one thing to do," William pronounced. "We must rake fl'.'O together somehow and take it to the professor. You've a great deal of tact in these matters. James If you were to make up an explanation and call" "I'll make up the explanation," I promised, "but you'll have to call." "No, no!" he cried. "You must." 1 insisted. "I shan't," he said. "Y'ou must." "I wash my handi of lt." I told William from the door. After sleeping upon the matter, however. I saw that It was essential to save L'ncle Joseph from the consequences of his rash action, for whuh he was likely to blame me as well as William. "A man like that is capab.e of anything, my dear uncle," I observed aa we were finishing breakfast. "He will make up some plausible tale for the police. I really think you had bettet send William with the money." "Nonsense!" said Uncle Joseph. "At any rate," William suggested. "I should advise you to remain Indoors to-day. It would be awkward If you met him." "Urapb!" Uncle rose and got hla hat. "As you are afraid, I will go out by myself " He went. William rosa and followed him. "IU keep him out of mischief." ha whispered. while you gv and see the professor. Y'ou could explain that he is a sort of harmless lunatic." "I shall do nothing of the kind." I asserted. Upon reconsideration I altered my mind It was William s business, of course, but I have, speaking with all modesty, a certain plausibility, which has not been given to him. So. Just after 11, I called upon the professor. I was denied access to him at first, on UM ground that he was engaged upon his great work, "The Evolution of Insect Intelligence." A Judicious appeal (silver) to the Intelligence of the domestic overcame this objection I spoke four times before he noticed me. and even then he professed to have forgotten the "loan." as 1 called It, though be recollected that be had been talking to some one about it that morning. I thought It was probably a detective.) However, he took the money and gave me a receipt on a ecrap of paper scrawled all over with sketches of abominable insects. When I arrived home 1 found Wil

liam calmly smoking a cigar.

"Where la Uncle Joseph?" I d

manded He smiled.

"You need not worry about him any more. James." he said. "I've squared old Lostoworl. I made up my mind just before overtaking uncle, and went there Instead. I don t believe the old boy remembered anything about the transaction-in fact, he aaid ao; but he took the money, and I don t know if you are aware how you ar- looking. James; but if you'll glance at the mirror" T U see the next biggest idiot to the one 1 see now." I roared. "You you ass!" William laid down hia cigar and stared at me. I h a statement." he protested "requires explanation." I explained. I had Just finished explaining whet. Uncle Joseph bustled in. He peered at us over hia apectacles. Then he lat'Ehed. v I'ra worried about that $100," he suggested. Yes.' we acreo i He laughed again. "If people try to take me In." he observed, they may look out for themselves. Umph!" "As a matter of fact " Uncle Joeeph ronttausd. "I happened to know that William was mistaken about that gentleman. He I Prof. Lostoworl, the great authority on Insects; a man of absolute Integrity who has never taka a penny that wasn t his own. W haJ did you say. James?" "I I meant dear me!" I apolo giied. Since you were so ready to teach me. I thought I would give you a little lesson. I did not meet the professor at the museum. My story was merel; s little Joke! What did you remark James?" "I merely aald Oh!' " I told him I said a good deal more whaa I ww alone with William.

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ALFALFA ROOTS CROW DEEP. Investigations at JCan-s Experiment Station That They Go Far for Water.

Many are anxious to know something of the depth to which alfalfa roots penetrate Into the soil, together with tbo connection. If any. between the (!eep growing root and the capacity to resist drought. Some Information In regard to this matter will be found In the illustration, which shows the eults tha' he beea obtained at the

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LBNOTH uK ROOTS OF At.KAI-FA PLANTS Kansas experiment station, where an effort has been made to trace the depth of roots. Here are at least three plants out of some six or seven studied where the root has penetrated to a depth greater than six feet. It is a general opinion among those who have studied the subject that the deep growing root has a great deal to do with the capacity of alfalfa to resist drought on account of the dls-

' tanee that alfalfa roots are enabled to penetrate into the ground. Thi?

characteristic of the alfalfa plant Is one reason, doubtless, why It Is advisable if not necessary for the soil to have considerable depth and not have a hard pan a short dlstnce below the surface. In addition to the depth to which alfalfa roots may enter the soil, the Illustration is Interesting for the fact that It shows the growth of fibrous roots at the surface. While these are b-s;s than what one naturally expectJ with clover, they are characteristic with alfalfa.

FORESIGHT IN FARM WORK. The Best Sue-ess Is Dependent on Planning the Werk Far Ahead.

The farmer that can properly plan In his farm work has the best c ence of success. He can thin husbana not only the time of his men. but his materials. Lack of foresight is sponsible for a very considerable waste of time on farms. The winter time is a good season In which to carefully go over the work of the eomlng seasons, saya the Farmers' Review. Why not? In every other business much thinking and planning before hand has to be done The men that carry com-

j mercial enterprises to successful terI ruinations have always spent weary i days ana weeks in doing nothing but j planning building thought upon j thought. Such plana do not often

come as inspirations; tney come as the results of hard work of the brain. The farmer must succeed along the sam road aa do other men. The learning to plan is one of the best things that our young men get at the agricultural colleges. They are given hard prob!ems to solve and have to sit down and think about them; sometimes hey have to think hard for days before arriving at a solution. This gives trra the initial ability to plan, and planning is foresight.

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the market for warming the water be used by the fowls during the cold days of winter These applianc es depend upon an oil lamp to keep the water from f reeling. While they are good enough in their way. they are really unnecessary. If warm water Is fed twice a day. the bms will take all.th y want, especially If the water Is always given at the game time so that the hens will always at e pect log it at that time. Water from the Rio Grande, The increased consumption of th waters of the Klo Grande on the American sida has caused a general depression In and near the Mexican city of Juarez, because of the scarcity of water for Irrigating the fields.

BOY'S TERRIBLE ECZEMA. ff.-uth and Eyes Covered w ith Crusta Hand Pinned Down Mirac ulous Cure by Cuticura.

To Cure a Cold In One Bay Tk l.txtTiva Baottn 1. ulna TabJeaav 1 1 re f uin 1 in oiii 1 ... to carJX K. W tiuovs s signature i 4 m eat n Ux Ma .9 a burden ar Oku.il!' a bui'ieo tu life.

"When my little bov was six months old, he had eczema. The acres extended so quickly over the wh'de body that we at once culled m tbe doctor. We then went to another d.tor, but he culd net help him, and in our .V-j.a.r we went to a third ine IIa t ten Ucame so bad that he had regular holet in hia cbeeka, large enough to put a hnger into. The food had to 1 gnen with a s, oon, for hia mouth was covered with crusts a thick as a finger, and whenever he opened tbe mouth tney began to b'ted and kuppurate, aa did also hia eyes. Hand, arm, cheat, and back, in short the whole body, a covered over and over. We had no rent by day or night. Whenever he was la d in h s 11, we bad to pin bis hand down, otherwise he would scratch his face, and make an open wre. I th.nk his face inut have itched most fearfully. "We finally thought nothing could he!p. and I had made up mv mind to sen 1 rny wife with tbe child to !urope, hoping that tbe sea air might cure him, otherwise he was to be put under goes! medical care there. Hut, Ird be bleased, matters came l.:Ter. ritly. and we soon saw a miracle. A friend of ours spoke about Cuticura. We made a trial with Cuticura Soap, Ointment, and Resolvent, and within ten days or two weeks we noticed a decided improvement. Just ai quickly aa the sick-De-i.ad appe.ved it Uso lek-,m to 'tisappear, ana w.'.hin ten week the ch Id wa absolutely well, and bis skin was smooth and white as never liefore Y. Höhrath, Preaidat of the ('. L. Höhrath Company, Manufacturers of Silk K.bbons. 4 to '20 Rink Alley, fcouth Bethlehem, Pa. June 5, liJO." Virtue and honesty are tw ins. Each is its own reward. A Guaranteed Cure fcr Piles. ftchlng. Blind. B'eedirie Protrurtine Piles. Druirvistsare authorized to ref :nd money if pAzoOiNTatK.vr fails to cur- Loatoliaaya 0 He needs to wear w-.iding boots who takes short cuts to success. I am sure Pieo's Cure for Consumption saved my lite three year ago Mr, Tnos. 1 Bobbin. Norwich. X. Y..Feb. 17. 1MB. Ignorance r,f the law 1 no excut-e ua

nan iu nave a puil. Lewis' Single Binder straight 5c. You pay iUc for cigars not so MOO. V urdcaJW or Istwia1 Factory, Beuna, 111. An ounce of .iiUnt.un ia worth a t. n of blutf L.fe.

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