Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 48, Number 7, Jasper, Dubois County, 27 October 1905 — Page 6

GR1AT SCNG Y.'RITFR. Paul Ditnet, the NfSlM .Vatposet, C:reJ Vjr Dime's Kidney IB.

HlKS BAD BOY

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pay fr the lun

and ate all th-re um was aj the id aiul dad had 0

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.a E.U Bay Tells His Uncle About London Fog How Tlicy K de IYs: i.t-i tu v.. Livevtv.d tJ LondonA Visit at Bill" Aa tor's Country riate How "BiH's" 1 - Uakty Sat on a Che.-:nut Burr. by hi m aw Rai w raoic. t vcrnor ot WUoonstn, Formerly i r.j,l ;. t) Jo, ;h It. lOwla) t'onif la, you vi'uuk heathen," said cerj : . i .. a.s the itai Bay laokad ugh the irout dour. "It's a foggy

L?ft an Impreai

RESTORED HIS HAIR. Ictlp Humor Cured by Cuticura Soap and Ointment After All Else Had Failed.

the wa lo and the guard would n-t !im h to hi complaints, lu told him if ho tried to hold up Ulf train bo would be thrown out the r. indow und run over by (( train We had the .ti.;i.utu1'!i; ii .! 3t'i i Iii-

real nf the way to London, except ; about an hour. wi-.en the t uard shoved' in a farmer v. ii gagglled like cows, j and dad tried to pet in a quarrel w.th him. about Kngli.-h roast I f coming! from America NU tho man didn't have bis arguing olothes on, to dad biffin to And fault w; h me, and the man told dad to let up on the kid or he would punch 'Is bloody od i.fT That -tiled It, when ÜM man dropj-od Ills ' h. " dad thought he was one of trie nobikty. and he got quite chummy, with the Kus'.ishntan. and then we t 1 to Ixmloti. and dad had a quarrel;

about his bai;au'o. .i:. I af-. r threa'cu-

1 a ! Hoy u ho ,:u : llave 11 1 '' ot "Klits he not nis . x . , I trunk on the roof of a cab. and in li T ' i boiIt an h"1" to th hotel, aod , , ..s üm tu fog began an MMeBHL II "a! the case and I l?" f'K hore Tr froze 8liff' the toxvn . t I ,UM took like a piece of ice with ilt i ms sentence avk fr.,? ei. i . 1 1

The fog . ., ... , ... . ....

iu . ii ij cm iu iiuui ui uur uo.ci. 1 i.d t.iko an ax and go out an 1

tot:: j i - b ir i : h.i.r i i' : :M up stiff, like a porcupine. Then I ttetMMtJ t dad and Astor talk about Aim ri. a and 1 ueer :-.iw a man win' - med to bi no ashauio ! that he .o a brevet Knglihman. as hm did. He sab) he had - much tn ney that it nia.io 1 : had ache to hear the interest accumulate, nights, when he eoalda"! lleg ao4 yi t h. had no more nj ym nt than Drajrfua did on Davtfi island Me had autotnuiiiles that v.ouli fill our oK)sit:on buildiiiK horses and carriage-, by tb.e score, but he nmujoyed a ride about Ijondoti. Ica i-h only oue (NHMM in ten thousand knew him. and those who did looked upon him with pity and contempt because he had renounced his country to get solid with the KnHsh aristocracy, and nobody would sjeak to him utiles they a& ted to borrow money, and if they did borrow m ney from him he was afraid they would pay it back, and make him trouble counting it. He

told dad he wanted to Ret Pack intt

THE CHANGE OF LIFE VV. L, DOUGLAS mm ir.BO O fo.oo CIJArn

INTELLICENTWOMEN PREPARE 3

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(re and Patnof T;t- Critical Period

Avoided by ttxv l a of Lydia 1-uu-fcani'd Veett.le c el; ound.

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v rot have to feel 1 goddaaa, and when rou th the fog you

k about 18 feet high, and you are wet you want to bi run through a nhes wringer every little while. For 0 days WW never left ur hotel, but ked out of the windows waiting for a fog to go by. and watching the Dple swim through It. without turn- : n hair. I.ii wgl fr -zoinK rich:

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til she CaflM to. "Say. old man. If anybody ever watits to treat you to a trip to Europe, dou't j 00 rut here, but fio to fiome place w hore don't think they can speak Cngglish. Yvu can understand a NitaMau or a Kreuchman. or a Dutchman, who

can t ipaak Kngltah, and knows he iifflh'r i. w ii i

the lord mayor and lodging a com- mnn mun ,v.Mb. V.. ,.,. .

i i. " . n.? Kan c- i'i at i . i : lisb, and can't, 'don't you know.' Everything is 'don't you know.' if a servant gives you an eveuins pap r he says: "Eres your palper, don't you know; and if a man should I

fffl V i-i d,m'1 !!"' would, but if a man WPr vw should give you a civil answer, when j nJX ' J0U aji!eJ BB ,!le aame of a itreet

ne wouia look at you as though you , were a cannibal, and say: Hogent j street, don't you know.' and then he would act as though you had broken j him of his rest. Dad gagas' more than ! a dozen men where Dill Astor lived. ad of all the population of London I

j don't believe anybody knows, except I ; one aawb0, W rode half a day ml top of a bus. through streets so crowd- ! I ed that the horaag had to creep, and dad hung on for fear the bus would ! j be tipped over, and finally we got out!

into the suburbs, where the rich pe -t pie live, and dad said we were right on the trail of Kin:; Bdward. and we got off and loitered around, and Jad aw a beautiful place, with a big iron fence, and a gate as big as a railroad bridKe. and dad asked a newsboy who lived thre, and the bov made un a

face at dad and said: H'astor. you bloke,' and he put out his hand for a tip. It was the first civil answer dad had rof . ived in London, so he gave the boy a dollar. The boy fell over on '

the sidewalk, dead, and dad started to go away Cor tar he Would be arrest-

ed for murder, but I kicked the boy. ' I . rw. . ..n . .I ...11. t . . I

an 1 they put you into a box stall wan , ' , K,n'1 game otHer lire stock, and lock you ',f im!,rlere'i and more than In, and once in awhile a guard open f'? Came D KaIlop luTttTroTJ ybTre r EMwtis - ; o by h,::i option. i.. . .k r.-. Dad kicked oi. . . . . in one of the kennels the first r.L J , Andre Uing and aaM U wanted a parlor Son? " m u was giving away ' I m i I dad and gare fm h r T ""1 1 '' Lit t a skOT. and tossed me in on top 5 ?" Ä f Ü Vautl,ul H'Mlop

iasML-cr in 1 ' J J ciicu nuurew C a rue- i i'r -M t' snl k f;'e' and a flunker flnked the gate' o fiitir -i of "J"n antl da(1 an,! 1 wont In- an': l a' Ul walkeduptothohou.se. As-or was on , . . the veranda, smoking a Missouri corn i . .. tno (nh pjp0 anJ drinking American beer ls nt k wßen an,j mirni to hf, wishing he waa at he was not home in America. Dad march-.; and he want- ri(!ht up to the Veranda. like a veteran ' a;-l "-'-'I s.ddbT, and Astir could . ... dad wa ut that guard nn imPrifn i,v th. ... ulT

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an 1 demanding that the fog r off, so an American citizen ;o about town and blow in his but I told him lie could be arfor treason. He come mighty lag arrested on the cars from ol to London. a we got off the steamer and 3 find the wiiow who roboed , his roll of money, but never .or. we were about the last pasto rea' h the train, and when ready to get on we found these cars that open on th sides. !

cf dad. and two other

a woman in the com

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i tike BOM volver out

coat collar, and Astor said:

"'You are an An.eri.an citizen arid ynu are we lcome. Once I was like you. and didn't rare a continental for any

body, mit in a moment of passion I

CURES INDIGESTION When whit you cot makes you

ablets ari ha .U i . u.h of all

Lane's Family Medicine i thg wot k quickly and plc-as-S Id by rtl' dealers a 2'c. and roc.

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SICK HEADACHE

CARTERS VlTTLE I PIUS.

loitir lv rnr d by

inrne lAUle I'. II. Tuey also Wien I)t tress tromDysp-f-tv Indi(?tloa and T ) 1 1 .arty Eating, A pcrfert, f roeJ; f rlV'rn,, . . Drowdaaaa. Bod Taste ta tho Month, fov.eg. Ti i. pa-n In the - , 1 '' D UVER. Tbeg

I o. tu- sa-.hel and nut it in hia nisted , . " P'

pocket, and looked fierce, and the , , C ? .7. mry- won a'i woman began to act faint, white the! IfSiancP to this Wawated country, and

pa-xengars" seemed to be preparing v jump on dad if he got violent. Whet, the train stopped at the first station 1 rot OOt and told the uard that th Man in there was from Hah i U n- . and that he had a reputation from Bt Paul to Portland and then 1 held tp both hands the way train rotrtaHl make passenger.: h"i i tip their hands.

went back in the ear dac to the woman atiout hei woman he used to knov

a taa Statea, and h- was Jtwt gointto ask her how long she had been so : gattfsl when the guard came to the aide door and called the woman oni j Into another stall, and thn one of the j passengera pulled out a pair of hand cuffs and told dad he mlht as weh j surrender, because he was a Scotland Vard detective and had spotted dad as

a:. American embe-zzler, and if he drew that gun he had in his po ket thore I Would be a dead Yankee in about four minutes. Well. I thoucht dad had gem before, but he beat the band right there He unbuttoned hi mmi

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aim pui nis nnger on a arnn.l i w a.-.i i uon i army button in his iMtttonhole anY , tnT" 5 C::" r ",v r""t f"r ald: andfear I will be quaraii'ine.l at Kilis is- " fiatlMi , . I lan'l and sent back tu Knidand u m M woill. Wlth credentials t!oZ 'Si 5J? r(r,m'an(1 not the l.roM.ient of the i nitlJ 1 , top land where I was born. Old man, hive lav a ter l r :1', .'.."" a 'T ami le-'s

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n "ST A.S IHK FI.T NKEY FU NKED o the etimnttvr bürr, the PIBCftA KElt WENT OFF. America aml become a citizen again of that grand old country of the stars and stripes, j.ad asked dad how h. could do it, ft r he said he had rathe work in a sla ighter house in America than be a srand duke in Kngland. "I never taw dad look so sorry for a man ai he did for Astor and he

him the on!., -vay was to sell out bis ranch in Im: n and go back on an emigrant ship, take out his first japara, vote the democratic ticket and ! eventually become a citizen A- r was thinking over the proposition, and j dad had a.ked him if he was not afraid of dynamiters, when he shuddered and said every day he eapected to be blown sky high, and finally be j smellefl something burning and I i . the smell reminded him of an Am. ri can Fourth of July. "You gee. I had been sittinst still on

the step of the veranda so long I pot nervous, for something exciting, so J took a giant firecracker out of my pocket and lit the long tail, and shoved it under the porch and looked innocent, and Just then one of the flunkies

with the tightest pants you ever saw came along and patted me on the head and said I was a nice boy. and that male me mad. and when he went to sit down beside me on the step I took my horse chestnut out of my podgaM and put it on the step Just where he sat down, and how it happened to OOBM out so I don't know, it must have been Providence. You see just as th flunkey flunked on the chestnut burr, the firecracker went off. and the man jumped up and said: ' 'Ell's-fire. h'am blowed,' and he had his hands on hia pants, and the air was full of smoke, and dad pot on his knees and said" N"w I lay me.' and Mr. Astor faintai all over a rocking chair and tIpod

boar bottlra on the veranda and more than 4 servants came, and I UM dad to come on, and we got 'outside the gta, ahead of the police, and pot a cab and drove quicker than scat to bot!, and I gat dad what heihattghl was that wenn off. and h 'You can -M arr h me," but he laid he had gen enough of trying to reform t-scaped Americans, and we got in the hotel and laid low, and the i newspapers to',d about a dynamite outrage, and laid It to anarchists."

If her

ti u. or .she i prvdi.MHOM-d to at

or ClOWjgealkMl of any organ, it i at tbia time likt-lv to bnrni active and, with a b.'vt of nervous iiritation. make life a burden. Atth time, alvi cancers and tumors arc more liable to begin their destrwe- : . -

on- otk. i:n m a in. up sy ioptoiu ;u a sonst ot suffocation, hot dashes, dizainess, h adache. dread of impnding eyi). souuds fan the rar, timidity, palpitation of the heart, sp. rk before tlaa eyes, irregularities, constipation, variabi appetite, weaknevs and itKjuietude are promptly heeded by intellifreut women who are approaching the period of life wh, n woman's great change may lo atpwtud. Lj lia K. l'inkham s Vegetalde Cornpound is the world's grreate-t n-medv for waaatna at this trying perioi. and may be relied upon to oawaoagaall distressing syaiptom and carry the-m safely threugh to a healthy and happy ohi aire. Lydia E. Finkham's Vegetable Com pound inwigorat und strengt hens the female organism, and builds up the weakened nerous sy stem as no other medicine can. Mr A. K (J llv'.arl of Cliestertovvn. Nfd . in a lattaw to iirs. i-tuk-ham, mi;. : Dear V - l l inld sm - "I L..d o ng with falling of the womb (or vearsan I was pacing thrgugh the rl ir.gc.f hie. II mimbH.v Ulit Fu..'L-n l.,ln--i I. f r. .hi, 1 .

that all those distressing aymptnens left ma, and i have pard safely through the ctai. ot bfe a well wemau." For special advice roirarding this important period women are invited to write to Mrs i.::l.atn foradv.ee It ha free and always helpful.

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HMOKIKO A MISSOURI CORNCOB AlfO DRIKIUIfQ AJUCR1CAM BKCR,

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Patrick Henry's Orave.

"Inquiry la made now and then

.aid James Atkinson. o5 Philadelphia, "as tei whero Patrick IJ.-nry, the Tongue of the Revolution, Is bur;- I The Kreat ejrateir lie.; in a fjui -t pravo on the estate in Charh.tttf eounty.

!ri.'inia. where he formerly lived. Rgd Hiil is the name of the estate, 'i!eh is on the Staunton river, g miles from Lynchburg. When Patrick Henry bought the place it comprised about 3.500 acres. One of the nearest neighbors was the celebrated John Randolph, of Iloanoke, 15 QÜfc avvpy. Red Hill is now own d by Henry 't graadaoa William Wirt Henry.' lia! ti more Sun.

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NORA Y UNTIL CURED.0": ,,f;e?frf ,ne,fLV? and Olive Straati, 51. touii, Mo, Tim. A. L C. VY I Pf , lYl. U.

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25 Cta.

Well Posted. A quack doctor whose treatn.ent had evidently led to the death of his patient was examined sternly by the coroner. 'What did you give the poor fellow?" 'i the coroner. "Ipecacuanha, sir.' "Von mlK'ht just as well have given him the aurora borralla," said tbe coroner. Weil. fir. that's just what I wasgIn to Rive him when he Iii ! U f Tribune.

to' cure

ANTI-GRIPINE IS CL'AaiMTrrn -ro mar

GRIP, BAD COLD, HEADACHE ÄND NEURALGIA.

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FOR EMERGENCIES AT HOME And for the Stock on the Farm NOTHING EQUALS

ni-ot your king, on official business

vuat aaiaia bucb to me nttttTfl peac. jf our resj)ert!n countries 1 av a

anil u.i nie ann you nnh fr.irn th

and forgat that thro is such a ,...'

try as Knadand.' "''' 11 on the nur. l i

vard at m of an AMrif., .... ... , " '""" ne .awn cnas.ng paaeocka I

Blue Ivory. roggfl or blue fvory la Itri gfipjaj found In commerce, and Is wmA . , aHionally In the mariufactttfg of JeWiry it Is evidently frirn the tusks of ante 'Mm tan mammoths buried In earth for tlioiiHatiiis of )arH.' ilurtga which time they have brome slowly ;.ehetr?ite, with metallic gglta whlrt parti given them a efculiar Mag agftgf Ulowlng them to be uaed aa vuriKjiaa

The Great Antiseptic Price, 25c., SOc. and 1 .00. Dr. EARL S. SLOAN. 6 I 5 Albany St., Boston, Mass.