Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 47, Number 46, Jasper, Dubois County, 28 July 1905 — Page 2

PECKS BAD BOY

VVoROA Dir sol

Dad Sos a Rui!n Revolution and Faints The Bad Boy Arrange a Wj'.f Hunt Dad Threataua to Throw th Bad B y to the Wolm.

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and I hae got loo much of Kuaala the

iui-kc&t of an tWt tourUU you ever fieanl of. That skirmish we saw. the da ittc II ana blessed the Neva, and ho( blank cartridge a filled with old iron at the czar, waa not a marker to the (rouble the next Sunday, when toe work-i-.'K ar. h! the Winter lalr. -. to present a petition 10 the "LUll t'aihrr ' wv rttfTHgtl a revocation was like a play, and that it would be vortk fioing mi!e to see. Dai was in : h Atr.trIca on re when there waa a revolution, where more than a dozen greasers, with tznas that wouldn't sh.ot. i ut on a dozen ".. n X kinds of uniform, and veiled: "Down with the government." and

tth. and drank butter

aelshrorn beoauaf they are hired to do so The murder f thes un aimed work (Bit : ten. that Sunday, has hsngd helplaas. rleatltnjc ihhi!- lutoanarebUta with deadly bonit in their blouses where thy were MWSjlHMi M arry Mark brea t tu uataln Ufa, and with the menace of Ja;au tn the (ar east and an Kraget) people at home. liussia i in a bad way. and if i was the ozarora grand duke. I would rind a woodrhut k hoie and araance wiih the m i hu k for a fur mshed flat I didn't think there waa somp tn be arc' :v. ... i I: .xaia earept Hoodshed and Nmibs. and thine to make you orr that you were here, and 1 was willing to take chloroform and le; them carry me home in a box with my rijition on the cover, until the doc-

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tn H:'o pajamas came out wltb a ;n and shot one of the revolutionist the tburr.lv when the revolution was .pressed and the next day the revolunists were poundinp stone, with can

something like that, and that we could gel on a front pon-h an 1 wa'ch it as it went ly. and )ok with the revolution.

and throw eoi carnival, but tb .ian revolution

ifetti. like it was a it Sunday that :he Ruswas begun, we had last us all our lives. 11 lag OB an iron picket

jple coming up k 'inter Palace.

fence, and we saw the peop the street towards the W

dressed rcortiy in blouses, and looking a innocent as a crowd of sewer diggers at home going ip to the city hall to ask fo a raise in wages of two shillings a

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tor told me tbat da;l was tn a condition of nervousness thai he needed something to happen to get his mind off of the awful scenes he bad witnessed, and asked me if I couldu't think of something to excite him. and wake him up. and then dad said, after he got so he ou!d go out doors: "Hennery, you have a' ways been Johnny on the spot when 1 needed diversion, and 1 want you to take your brain apart, and oil the works. and see if you can't conjure up something to get my blood circula'ing and my pores open for business, and anything you think of goes, and I swear I will cot kick if you scare the boots off of me.Wall, that was right into my hand and I set my mind to strike at four p. m. I ha 1 been out riding once with the Chicago man. in a sledge, with three horse atra-t. ail runaway horses, and the iriver was a Cossack who lashed the Lorses into a run every smooth place he found in the road, and it ws like running to a fire, so I got the Chicago fellow to go with me and we found tn Cossack and he was drunker than usual. Then is a kind of liquor here called vodka, which skins wood alcohol and carUj'ilc acid to flnih. and w hen a man is fuli of it be is so mad he wants to cut his own throat. This driver had put op sideboards on bij neck and had two jags in one, and we hired bim by the I told the Chicago man the eirenm-

a!ay Nobody Lu'. m gun. and no om wrocld save known how to use a fct.n. and all looked like poor people g to prafaaa There were troops everywhere, at. 1 M.;ry soldier acted as though he vras afraid something would happen to epoil tcelf Lance of killing an v body The aaow on the streets was clean and as wi. a p. uctt dova. aad dad said the show was no beltar Laan a parade of ial- ring u.t.n at home n Labor day. daidrnly some officer yelled to the para-ie to stop, and the priest at the head of the procession, who was carrying a cross. :..wd up a little, like the drum na,or of a band when the populace at fcosae begins to throw eggs, but they kept on. and then the shooting began, and in a miaute men. women and children were roiling in the snow, bleeding and dyiag. h mar tiers were too stunned to run, aad the deadly guns kept on spitting ftre, and th street was full of dead and dying and tbn the Cossacks rode over the dead and salcrei and knouted the living, an ! as the snow was patch! with red Won :. dad fainted away and fell off the picket fence, and hung by one pant leg. wtuh caught on a picket, and i .v S r : :. : :-. :ry d.r-. 'ion s.:.d it was an hour before I could get a drosky ha il dad to the hotel. Dad collapsed when he not to tbe hotel, end 1 got a doctor and a nurse, and for i wo days I had to watch the revolutioo alone, while dad had fits of remorse " aas te I rougbt me to such a charm:

help me. When 1 was out riding the day before I Botiotd that the roal was full of great dane dogs, wolf hounds an 1 I stag hour. !.v which followed their rr.a I r slelgos out in the country, and the doc- ;. : a- .-a. 1 hungry looking for bones, and fighting each o'lier so i decided to get the dogs to chase our ledge, and make dad think we were a.- i I.;, w .!v, I iL ,ught tLatwo'ild make dad stand without bitching and it did. The Chicago man bonght some cannon firecrackers, and I bought a cow sliver, and hitched it to a rope, and hid it ia the back sat. and my Chicago friend and 1 took the back seat, and we got dad in the seat behind the driver, an 1 started about an hour before dark out in the country, through a piece of wool that looked quite wolfy . On the way out tbe driver his horses run aay a few times, like ;i have seen in Russian pictures, and dad was beginning to sit up and tak notice, and seemed to act like a man w ho expects erery minute to be thrown over a ; .; a 1. 1 n.;.v d ü; with ! a i horses. Dad touched the driver cecp 00 the coat ail and told him not to hurry so confounded fat. and the driver thought be was complaining because it

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arth 1 hae sen no person smile or laugh in all the ten days we hare been fcere. except a Cossack when he run a saber th- ugb a little girl, and bis laugh wvas like the coyote on the prairie when fje captures a little lamb. The people Ink ei'hfT heart-!, roken or snarly, like 1 he people confined in an Insane asylnm at borne. The czar, who a wetk ago was loved Vjr the people, who believed if they went i him. as to th' If dan, and appealed for i :aiice. 1- to-day hated by all. and Inv M g Nicholas the Good." since he arant pered away to a castle in th count -y and raw led under a bed. all the people call Mm "th Little Jack Rabbit." r. I b.s late is scaled, as a bomb will blow him into pieces so small they will I ave t.j le swept up In a dustpan for 1 i-:V ma-, le 1 1 ' ire dad and I . an get Qoraf, to ü f-tersliurg for a pleasant ratng is a grod deal like visiting the 1 hicago siokyar is to watch 'he bloody cin kill th- cattle, ar I the but' hrain t ' . eal e. agalr.st any NellBg for iffrir.g ar.lma'.s. are like lie -j.diers here UHU b'Xit down then

: V.L siTuo: t f IN TBS tUCOCM AND UCXJKKD BACK was too slow, and he Rave a Comanche yell, and threw the linen into the air. and the horses j'ist skedadiled. and run i into a snow bank and tipped over th sledge, and piled us out on top of dad. 1 but dad only said: "This is get.ing good." We rizh'el up r.d dad waif I to know w here ail the pups came from that . we had passed, i had been throning ' out pieces of u: at into tbe road for a ; mile or so. and tbe dugs were having picnic. It wan getting pretty dark by this time, and we started Lack o town, and I threw out my liver, fastened to the rope and the Chicago man. wh .had given the driver a drink of vodka when we tipped over, to.d him. In Russian, that when the dogs began to follow us. to get bold of b'j In er. to yell "wolves," and give the team the rein, for a flver.iile MR, and yell ail the lime, because we wanted to g.te tbe oid geniikuian good time.

Welt un I would have given anp thing if you could hae a dad. w hen the dogs lagM to aaflM that liver and i .irk and r 1 .a. h . teer 1 he driver yellstl same' n K.isMan and point ed back with Mi w tup. the C hicago niao said: ' M Qad, we are pursued by a li k of ra MMN olvea. anil there is no hope for ai d l Legan to cry and implored dad. if he IpWsi me. to save me. Iad stoo l i'p in !: and looked lack. and saw tue oh-. and he was 'geared, but he said tbe only thing to do was to throw aoM thing overboard for them to bt chewing on while we got .i u a l ut sat i!ru i. ,t ; : :i nt over bis head and his lips were iuoing. !it I do not know w -horn he was address ing. The Chicago man temched off a eoupl of cannon firecrackers behind tbe 1 sledge, but that only kept the dogs lack

for a gslsatt, and dad said probably the

Bovn Preservers. Ml saving runs in tho family of J Fr.isi tn. a young IikIiu-i mau of tl;e Hollows. Brentford. Kngland. who. on I i- tw. il thud I. mil lav. lec lwd the !.. .il Unman.' . .ci. I '-- . rlilh at for rvscuinr lw lx from drowning. II - falli r sa .1 t (Misons from drownniK and the sou now lias a total of ..: lives to his credit

Making Hay in Yankeelaud A Ntw BagsSaad Sdltor ! a sage dissertation on the crop remarks that having ts now in full blast This must be the s .rt of having they do on one of tho.se rocky Mas bus n farms b' ft IBS seed has t he crowded down between th boulder with a putty knife Clav land Plain Dealer

Russians Not Brutal. A Mi.sc.iu w rs'iT say.-, that Kusians

best thing to do was to throw me over- J are among the least cruel peoples of

board, and let them eat me and I said: Nay. nay. Pauline. and then I think dad fainted away, for he never peeped again until the team had rtSs away a lot more and 1 t ut my liver rnv. and when we got into the suburbs otfe't. Petersburg the dogs bad overtakes, the liver, and wTC re Iglttaf o er it. The driver had to pull up his horses aa we str i k the town, and dad must have got a whiff off the driver's vodka, because he come to. and we got to the hotel all right, and I thought dad would s.tnply- die in his tracks, but the rids and the tscil ment did bar. good, and he wanted to buy a gun and go out wolf hunting the next day. but our tickets were bought, and we shall get out of rribie country to-morrow. Dad woke me up in the natht and wanted to know If I saw him w hen he pulled his knife and wanted to get out and fight the pa k of wolves single-handed. I am not much of a liar, but I told him I remembered it well, and It demon st rated to me that he was as brave a man as the czar, "the Little Jack Rabbi, as bis people call bim. Well, thanks to my wolf hunt, dad is all right again, and now we shall goto some country where there is peace I don't know where we will find it. but it such a cour.'ry '. . your little Henry SrHI catch on. if dad's money holds out. Yours, covered with Gore. HENNERY.

Europa, lastaaciaf in proof that no popular sports of a brutal character, such as cock fights, bull flKhts, oven boxing or pugilism, are ever observed among them; much less is lynch law to bt met with Apollo Was Shocked. It was a hot day on Olympus and Reus th Thunderer, was feejtiaf pee:h Seeing Apollo making eves at ."Ir. Zeus, the Jealous boss of the diggings slapped the flirtatious god on the ear with a than h rbolt "And that.' rail Z u- "is the origitial electric Lvlt. - N Y. Sun.

Her Early Training. "That new s .nd :rl has been a Soubrette at some stage of her career," remarke ! Mrs Keene. What inakf-s you thiuk so?" said her bus) and. "I judge so from the way she dusts: she never touches anything but the L h places I, .- roil Free Press.

Kaiser's New Idea. BnperOf William has added tn the C' rnian army trumpeters provided with instruments three feet in length and made from antelopes' horns, specially brouitht from German Southwest Africa Th' n-w trumpets are said to provide music of a wonderful c baractor.

THE EMPIRE OF SPEECH. What Has Been Done by Improvenienta in the Telephone to AJvance It.

Two or three recent important i:a- ' provements of the telephone show w hat undeleveloped capacities still lie hidd a in this wonderful far talker of modern t ience. In the nrst place, says the Cosmopolitan, it has become possible to eliminate the telephone girl as a connects? link, or ra'her a copnector of . ks, between the sender and the rc- . ceivcr of a message. One can now "switch on" without her Intervention. If y u wlaa to talk wr.h a friend by this new system, J m simply look up his or ;a r number, and then on a dial, or miniature switchboard, ia your own hous or office you turn the indicator to tbe digits representing that number, and immediately your frkud's bell rings, and. without any further preliminaries, you may begin your conversation. The sw itching mechanism at the central ev (hange has automatically followed tbe movements of your indicator at homo end put you into direct communication with tbe desired point. Besides, it gives a delightful sens of privacy too telephone ts!k. Mechanical contrivances I possess no ears and no memories and. having nothing to forget, make no blunder". But if the automatic telephone excites crateful wonder, am ther n-cent inventionthe telephone that akes your speech, keep It unuttered if your friend gappens to be cut. but speak u it into bij .r :i- - : i- rf ans. w :,!. r th interval be an hour or a week must be regarded as a marvel of marvels. That machine may consist either of a ttet.1 wire wound on a revolving drum, or a hard steel disk revolving in a horizontal

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No Family Skeleton. Cobwigger How is it that It takes three generations to make a gentleman? M.rritt You see. the people who knew how your grandfather made his money are all dead bv that time Smart fc

Worth a Thought. T! oker T. Washington is ripht whar. IM sayi: ' Th - oppwaauil are lost." No race whi h i.ce ls to protect Its df from another by oppression has a chara tpr or civilization which can stand the UM of time.

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Church in Far:, vard. i. r ettrl mm places for cc;ild he fov.nd than at a Dstanora, Eng., arhich stanis Diddle of a farmyard. The only f cntranre is by passint i the yard.

Needed a Rest. H.'-Evry tool and piece of machinery r. a re a. tl V 11. don i you think then it Id tlnio that phonograph of ours got one? -Yonh' tk State sman.

Not a Telephone. Sh'- rr.' --. Hnriand th.ugh an imrortaur asWal station and a town of more than IK.fe 0 ir habitants, does not possess a sint;'" re'oph(,r:e. At iie Toll Party. Miry ;iiii iren crtainly are a care Mllliceat' Tos, Indred! I shall be glad wh'-r th"y r, o ut of sJyla Harper s Da. :ir

Russian Pl.-.y-Ooera. Th car lias had very littlp effect on th- a'tendance in the theaters of St P. - r-'

Not to the Under One. When might msk"? rieht the kh ia

Above the revolving wire. Off lac rer satisfactory to all parties con-

disk is placed a small electromagnet ac

tuated by the telephone circuit All the varying impulses thst come over tho telephone wire under the influence of the speaker's voice are Imparted by tb l.'tle magnet to the steel moving beneath it. and they make upon that steel's surfaces series of magnetic impressions, like InvifiMe dots, ach of which po-

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As Ke Wills. Habit may oe a uau's best friend or his vur.M enemy.

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the eye. but the hundreds of little mag. ; ,, ,ttn netlc polea are there, though unseen. CATTUf

and when the wire or the plate carrying these mystic Mtfglf pkta is again 1 un !- r UM I h trOBMCMt I '.he latter being now cenrarted with a telephone receiver they leproduce exactly the same Impulse- that created them, these Impulses passing into the receiver vibrate the speaking membrane an i gttl fc rth the voice and the words shkb they had stored. The only thin? that a man w ho haa a te'.efcraphor.e In his office needs to do is to set the apparatus going when he baa

time to listen to it. snd if any of his ? piAnda hctVA I . nz. n at kAsn L In I

he was out or busy, or asleep, their - :r. s w .:; !j r pea ted.

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To treat Pimples and Black! ' . Red, R' ugh, Oily Comple x- n . gently smear the face with ( cura Ointment, the gro.it v Cure, but iJo not rub. W.i h the Ointment in live minuU s CutkUla Soap and hot wati r. bathe fret-Iy for some minute . Repeat morning and evening. At other times use Cuticura Soap f i bathing the face as ofte n as . able. No othe r Skin Soap so j u , so sweet, so specJily effecth e.

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