Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 47, Number 18, Jasper, Dubois County, 13 January 1905 — Page 1

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JASPER, INDIANA. FRIDAY. JANUARY 18, 1905

NO. 8.

W.CT. U. COLUMN

TKU HV MHH. M . I.. HUHB8.

uient nt I' ii in" means the netting of a precedent for greater develop mentH among technical schools elsewhere

HE'S WORRIED.

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THE HALL OF FAME.

For Sob r Reflection. wants a drunkard fur a husband, a wife, a brother, a sister, a MM partner, an employe, a ,;. anion or a friend? Then why i any one want the drunkard i ..... Ia Km Lent tunnino''

I very aeylum im an argument Major Qeuersl (Jeorge I.. Qlllsspls, again the grogahop, for more than 1 8 A been avantei, patent on the inmates are there btcauae lUr 'uu to xUv h"Uwr It is it u ted that CotutnaDder Hooth ut iUOBi I , I very poor house is. a protest ,,,,k" ,N'"",' " ,r;,i" "lI u' 1 .,- . i ,l tlr-'o for eudersblp in Um Sulvatluu gMiiiHt liquor nelling for 4 of the A I i ipersare the victim of the ia , , , ,, , i 1 l -i vndrew J. Harlan of Savun .... . t ii iali. l ... surviving tnessbsf uf the Kveryjail J an indictment Ol II , ,rst eong, WUH ,HJIII , Cdm, for fourlifths of the crimi- Ohio lu 1815. Dtll are the tiuished product of the, Captahj Mo M ,:nMl(lMi who pmHii rum trallic. over the Ural Itopabllcaa CMVMttog I nree out of four of all the dollars i. i, i j wttcoeetu, ins just died in I 1. 1 in taxee by the voter cry out VVaehtngl m. against hin depo-iting a vote to keep j ,h,i i bnwefler, who hat Just died q the rum shop , because it this in Dallas, Tex., wage native of Pnaee :ii-tiiution wer one aoolinhed, und march. I uuUcr the Ural Napotsoa Ibra dollar need not be paid at a drnouner boy at Waterloo, lot i of all tax are aimpJy the Piwetdenl EHllou of the North Mis Ulbutioo Wbiofa the people are IT uasxKtatlou aecerrted the .... . . JLtmlm .k preaideucy of that organisation with , n elled to make to defray the ll,lt.;,!(tl,illK tllllt wottM K,.t ruDOlBg expense of he ealoon. UMnM jrt uto terra And yet we call ourselves a free wnitf lVli.ttIeasji of l .anbury. Com . peoplwl has been presented a sword IMI upon It k'mo Kdunr.! fnxeii UH at that ., ... i .... i . n. i, 'ii... i.o

i i v . i . . . LUV I 'U . JU 1 Ulli iiii- ii ii i , would we call ouraelvea free? iH oraaroented with Jewels, ami the'

hy is it any .ess sisvisn to go otaos Man i kieoce h many apmcea ou paving tins t nr-nn u contribu- ftradaf aaoorntara. I, n U Kit g Alcf' i? Thaodera UcLattaa. Maine's oMest but tOOO prtipf im nslhat'here printer BBd the Mmd aBd companion mil, ... a, UUCO hq.- -old under Of HWJ ' n.nU,n fi,ne. Nathan lei Hawthorn.' and tlM p'X't Loufel I Itca-naa ae under ucei.se. obatrr-d his aloatvthlrd btrtMaIhen why l it that all tum -dorn Kruiisw ,,.k. M,, - in aruQH against PrutoirrtlKMl Tlln. ir,. p-4-pm of the and piiura out mony by millions Y((, UI)iv,,rsilt v 1Vinr. the oi.lt lMn and tights toulh end nail to put it u,.v jMj s Loud Of I.ainKbtirg. down? MUIj.. who was bora April MM l he Duka of WVlungton usd to Ra is the niy torrlror of tha eins af sav thai it was good general-tup to ft whtea mm gradnatad arUt naa io tbw thing ÜM the enemy d.. a tership of atajttj -one. . 1 As the Ii- An mUikmi uni.aralleled elrcutnutance

quof men make u plain en. njt tha- '- ' tb- live- of Mr and Mrs r 11 Hetrli'T Jones of Johnson, t.. who , di I want,, license ,t wd. . tMb .nvaraary ofthetr he perfectly saf ort. mperance p. o iunvle , ..... - N(,t o.,,e In their I ie to vote for it MatHod Uf hat death entered the, ftie faul is there- is u more need , iri.,. Tbelr Ire rblldreai are

ol prtv.ng t tint nudicnseis a Mean ,:n bvh4; ahta their giaadchlhlraai and 11 g than there is f pioving that aaat giwat-craaahwo. the xUII r-hllies It if sed eidn. r ie liquor tratli ia not Ottlf vile SHORT STORIES. ml utro. ..iiimI v h knl It thriVrs

... ly bvthedwiriicth.it dlhe virtue Within leM than twenty year, of the happ.nees, the live-, and eoul- u ';ultur Huw"U Jf " vv ' (1 1 aehiered wcood place aaaeag the coun Ol :ueu. Both the Old Teet.ment f I(rwtlut.tlon. and tne New are gaint it. It ia u a j,1u1WM, on the rilolflc h abfOffltion of t hristianity. ltmi,1UK( ( U,hram containing the one il Sxtan'a masterpiece. iword MHoahhikaere,M be patckt p and rtie upright oilixao could scarce- ;arts f..r .hti.au at eaea to take his ly enjoy a greater privelage tkM place in the ranha. tiie opportunity of Riving it a blow effort rill aliortlf hi made for the by casting bis ballot against it. marking t the grara of Virginia Pare, jx the drat child of Biafhak parents toni on Aroerkaa soil. She is hurled on The IntcrcollriTixe ork. Roan 1 laland, North CaroHna. The Intercollegiate l'rohibition Bajauaa the state of Vermont MM iijc m 1 f 1 ti. honnty from wild. als and lynx. -.K-iat.on, With the reopening of g r r Rt the colleges, at one began active jn .. rateiy rerk organuing and reorganizing ,( ( (1 r(,(. ynx ft. lntrt hlH leaguee and enlmting etudent in it u.)im systematic studie of the liquor evil , m !ltv f()lir m,.as ,inv ts the newani party prohibition a its only H- ,,.(,rd in the eating line. It has nal solution. The Intercollegiate 1 a eatabHabed by hai.y at the Matetuan, its ollicial publication is Bridgeport (Cow.) boepltaL The behf : a which we commend tothose de- is leaa than aerea tochoa in length and s.ringto thoroughly inform wtbjha two Poonda. aolVM upon the principles and phil-. More thm n& MM dtM M ; r. ... . ' He lands were turned over to private In--.(.hyot th.a great movement, Thla hi 1 26 centa for a year 0 ubscnp- t;H,;uis (lmt nu iin.n lllm,mf ,.,,, to ,. tioo would be a good investment to (ljanji h.S Uva a(l(1j to the pradMttfe inouy others beeide college sturegion of the (Jilted States.

deot. fublicatioa offloa 1 room

I hoifi mvn-if aaova tho.nht Thai v'"j could .'mi provt unirn. Nur wow Id I gitd a fault with aui 1 That ..u artghi m..v or rou miKi.i io. Hut Jon is -1 coweetUtd teert Wh, rutin r MOM to SMd it chill. Or no en. jiir:iK 11 1 ut kwat 1 Ulli nut tealOIW, lOVA, hilf Btttl" Ills fbollsh tili. I . .: tlrx my 1IIh. in would te miartnsM mahtis rn anad I think tbouarh, 'f iron did not Hmii it rosill) would not Mem so bad Ht'a tnatgnlflcaat, 1 aoow; Ills latslkacl I simply nil. Y.'ii mod not H.'.-m to Uk hltn though. 1 am nut jt-al..us. love, hut Htlll Wh yn yij.i let him take your hunt! YOU Blight dlSSSlM him with bow p. r taps 1 do not andcratand. Hi- h too r.irniltur anyhow ii. h jwxt the ort of ptraon It W" gtvt BM arvut to kill Of OOttrOI 1 Jo not eari' H Lit 1 urn not JojIouh. loVS, but "till a ?hleego Nwa Wrddril BUM.

FOR THE LITTLE ONES. Whittle Buff Is a Mrr y Game to Play at a Party. Whiatld hulT i a ort of modiiied blind mait'a bull, played, however, without . bandage over the eves and without the romping element which fotnetimea tnakea the well known game objectionable. A small whistle is suspended from the coat collar or dreaa of one of the party bi piece of twine Of thread about hulf a yard long, whn h hanga down between Im ihouldera, The "knight" or the ''lady'" of the whistle, as the case may be, then :dands 111 the center or wulk -lowly round the circle of the company. Sonic one, watching an opportunity, aeizea Um whistle and blows it !-hri!!, when the knight immediate)) turn- to detect the offender, uml it he Int.- Upon the right person thf lalhr must take hi.placc Aa the player turns to find

out one whistler another give a blow, und thus the game proceeds' merrily until some one less dexterous than the rest l- cuught.

Tin surprised nt . u old man. How ran yon let a prett) girl 1 thai ceffV a heavy aatit ease without affertM to help her?" ' Knsy. That's my wife." Han Francisco Kxnin.ner

I . - iukI i stfOS). Th gtjmnfei entered M outer offled timidly. Be sred hi' afMi hgf, who wns seated in the m "t conifortah" chair the place hasMstai ids legs graea fully restiuu upon his di"U. NonchaK anfbjr be i.tiffeti at a giaajtltcaet Pkw de KToodblae, and. after a laVMWJ glance nt the stranger, he once BBOffO lmniersetl himself In the pages of I'ol ly the Polacat; or. The Mystery of u l.ustmans I.arllng." "Kxeuse me." suld the visitor "Is Mr. MM Wif But a conteinptuous glance was all the reply he lihtalawd from the IsjWa tu the chair. "I WaSJted te know if Mr ltuxlmnn was In?" lie enthred again after a short watt And at Inst the hoy turned "Ion't ask snob a sill? M tion. gnrnerN ie said. "Use rear eyes, and you'll save yourself nnd Ott er agents a tot of tree Ma Now. i put it to yoti: Do you think I should le taking thlagW like this If he was In? Go awny and dust your hrnlns" And lie startisl a fresh chapter of that mystery with a scornful IntiKh. lUrmlnghnin (Knglat.di Post.

518. 1st l.Sftllfi. St . Chicago. 111.

Prom the Statesman we glean thee items of interest regarding

oe work in two hading Indiana

universities : The newly organized league at Illinois State Normal School al Vormal will make a pecialty of debate. In addition to the use 1 I the study topic special question lot lifcusion will be introduced into the literary e.cietiea Or r H of the etude t- a e strong I'rohibitionista. Kntrance of the college Prohibition movement into one of the most prominent technical school of the untry. Purdue University, Lafayette Ind., was met with a very rv kindly reception and the oration of a very vigorous league mpottd of leading tudent folI Traveling Secretary I'latte I AtnatOtl, through whose labors the work tleveloped, regards the metnhers and ollicers a imong the very strongest men of that large initllutition. Several prominent member of the faculty are loyal upportera of the movement. Tbia ttucceeaful launohing of the move-

What K ttymoute Feared.

Ma title. "Ves." he said, endeavoring to Impress her. I own thousand shnres of stiH-k of one of the best railroads In the country. 1 am Interested to a con aMerabta extent in mining nnd lumher. and I have a clear title to" What did yon say." she exclaimed, "that fog have a title?" "Yea. I" "th. Alfred, you must liave known all along that I trie. to seem cold Just to geop from hetraylng my love my deep, deep love too soon. lon't tell me anything MM nhout your money. Yon may name the day 1 can he ready In n week If you say so It's talk some more nhout your title." --Thlengn Eteesrd Herald.

Pertinent Qneetlnn. Nordy Here'i another frenk marring reSSOny Man met a girl at a county fair He was Intr.xluecd at M n. in.. BtWpOSSd at 10:15, and at 11:30 they were msirled in a baBoon. Hütts- How long hefore they fell out? Louisville Conrler-.Tournnl

Whn KtttySBOUSa wont out to skip "Oh daar, ' SSS CTtOd, If I BtMUld "H And baSIS my muf against the ur) Twould hrak ray whlakera off riant bortt"

Proper i nper. Wife I g going to give a r o'clock tea one evening net week Bagband Per ladtea only, 1 MjMMl Wlti Of eonrai Hosbahd Then why not bs eosMSb BM and mark It OOWtl to I T1 .'htca go Kewa Mow it BaSSi PariM ItoWC says US bad the time Of his life last high! Oil Old Th t accounts fOf It. Howes is terribly dOWfl In tha mouth thin morning. Looks as though he hndn't a friend In the world Hoston Trnn script. Fragile. Ted-'I'nui Of MM tin 'hristnins prea mt bs - ive his wife.

Neti- tVnat waa it? He d IgntKl the pledge."-Smart Set.

Puzzling Figures and a Joke. Put down the year you were born; add 1. Then add your age at your next birthday, prorided it eonioi before Jgn. 1; otherwise your la-t hirthdav. Hultipjr the result by 1,000. From tliis subtract .Ü4.-J'.'.'?. Buhstitoii for the resulting figure the corresponding letters of the alphabet A for 1. B for v. C for .'1, gic. The resolt will give the name by which you are popularly known. This trick i- given to suit the year 190.V For 1!'0, and for everv vear after

that add an additional 1,M to the amount to be. subtracted viz. for L900 make it G9Ö. I2:?. and so on. Try this trick and see how it works. Stubborn Paper Wad. Ihd you ever sec a puer wad that ia hi stubborn that it will fly m the face of one who tries to compel it to go into th" neck of a bottle? The more you try to blow it in the more it leaves t e bottls. You cun try thia wiih III lare bottle and a paper wad or cork small enough to fit very loosely in its neck. Holding the bottle so that it point- directly at your mouth and placing the cork in the neck, the harder roe blow on the cork for the purjose of driving it into the bottle the more forcibly will the cork rush from it piece in the neck. Try tin- stunt and see if you can discover what canges the pecuüar action of the paper wd. The Dutch Wadding. First the ones who are selected to he bride and groom it down on the floor together, and then the gToowi choose some girl to sit in front of him. and the bride choooss some loy to sit in front f her. ami so on, the girl choosing a hoy to sit in front of her and the boy choosing u girl until all the couples in the room are seated OB the floor. Then everv couple has to do whatever the bride and groom do for instance, if the gffMM makes faces at the bride or says nn thing to her, so must every couple do. It i bushels of fun if the hndc and groom play their part well. Cat and Mouse. The children sit in two rows opposite each other, with a space between. One child takes the place of "cat," being blindfolded, and one takes the place of "mouse" and is al-o blindfolded, the cat standing at one end of the row and the mouse at the opposite and. They start in opposite d rection.-. guiding themselves by the chairs, the cut trying to catch the mouse. When the BOnst caught it i made the cat, and one of the company takes the place of (he mouse . Tno Tax Dod0r. Judging from income tax statistics, millionaires are scarce in Iterlin. c-pivially when the assessors are muting their annual visits. Only one person in the (icrman capital is taxed "ii an income of I?ft0,000. while only three arc rated as having incomes 'a; ln-h as 5OOO00 and onh nine Itctwcen ftieO.OOO and 1500,000, However, in Berlin, as in New York and other cities, it is a generally known fact that property is liable to a severe shrinkage when the asseaaor ia abroad. New York Tnbuns.

SHIFTING RESPONSIBILITY. Congrewsinun WintcrsmitB of Kentucky i droll ami imperturbo

ble. lb ami Mr-. VVinteramith wets

walking in Pennsylvania avenue, Washington, one afternoon when a

dundv little Frenchman who was di

rectly in front of them slipped and tell. The tunable wa a ludicrouc one. and Mr-. Wintersmith laughed heartih. The little Frenchman picked himself up dntntih and, with

a ilotirish. banded the congressman

a card, link looked at it thoughtfully and asked, "What's this forr" "Your luvdet, sure,"' snorted the

dandv "She lumdied at lue. 1 de

maud ze bateesfa lone." Mr. Vinteremith handed back the card, aaing: "TIip lady ia no Uood relation of mine. Tell you what .u do. You hunt up her brother and kill him. Good dav."

Jeflferaon Tp. Notice. The underaigned trustee of Jefferson townahip, Dubois county hereby givea notice that he will attend to all business pretaining to the office of Trustee at hia residence one mile north of Birdseye on the Tuesdays of each weak and rtijuesta all persona having township business to present it on oflice days. John W. En low, Jan 5 05-1 yr Truatee.

Filipino English. Specimen of a Filipino! letter to his employer as an excuse for his failure to attend to his duty at the appointed time: "lear Sir Kxciise I am shame very much to you this morning for rn) promise this noon. Would like Monday morning 8 o'clock I will be on the olnee Your Sir," etc. Another one : "Mr. Mackenn I am very sorry that 1 could not go in our orHee because I am verv ill from Sunday night tinted now. you give me big excuse. Very truly your boy," etc. The latter i not at nil had and compares favorably with the Tagalog language as written by the average American. ? Id nils Sun. A Canadian Pnaat's Jska. One of the most popular priests in Canada is l ather O'tJorman of (iananogue. on the banks of the St. Lawrence. His reverence is a keen judge of horses and dog, never failing to have at least one Irish setter at every bench how in New York citv. At the recent exhibition there

his entry won the first prize, on hearing which a friend said to him, "I suppose th v will make you a bishop now." lather O'Oorman, who is not at all averse to a jok on himself, answered readily, "My dear nr. if I knew as much about theologv u- 1 do about Irish setter" I'd be a cardinal this minute." Argonaut. Queen Amelia's Daring. An incident which adds to Queen Amelia of Portugal's reputation as a daring horsewoman is told by the Woman's Journal. "Recently she took jmrt in the Portuguese army maneuvers near the Spani-h frontier. One day her regiment was ordered to crosa a deep stream over a bridge which prosed to bjg rotieti. It broke, and the regiment rushed about, ptusled as to what to do. At this moment Queen Amelia, spurring her horse, galloped into the stream and led them all across, with the water up l the saddles."

An Arizona Champion. The Tombstone Epitaph is confident that Arizona is bound to have a front seat in all the world competitions. "Last Friday," it ssya, "Clay Ift ttonagil nt the steer tying tournament nt Kl Paso roped and tied his steer in twenty-eignt seconds flat. Our Alisons cowboys, like all other 'Arizona institutions, are strictly in the lead. They may not have that quality of stove polish on them that distinguishes eastern society, but they sun ply have the 'stuff' in them to 'get there.' " A Shack to England. Ait Lm In educational society which dm r E Mat jeople ought to live in und use their "front rooms" has created a sensation. The London Kxprc-s remarks, "Such a reckless suggestion ja calculated to un

dermine the ten foumlationa of

lower middle clasa home life in this ...iihl.i ' iIia f .niil tri äi i n n -

I UUlllI . . I UT" IM'III I ISVW..V W cri .1 to "company" over ther. Next thing it will le suggested tritt the Britishers wear their "best clothe" every day. A Lucky Find. Albert Winter, an Knglishman working in the mines in New Zealand, was returning home from work two months ago and picked up s stone to throw at a bird. Something in the stone attracted hia attention, nnd on closer examination he found it to be gold. He at ones stoked out a claim for the spot and ha just sold a for $000,000.

The i onaaalat, Trovers I utmr uu ure lecturing oo he streu uoiia life? Palavera tss, I Kt tired of buatllug. and it's i . ana h i-iisler to tell ofcgrT e ..)e what to do than It la to do hlrufM SQSSelf.- iMrolt Free Preaa

it. ..mi. .... lliu.ft.ll Invulld Inn-tor. I should not fear

ileal h. hut I am so afraid of being bur

ied ttlh Physician You ne?d have no' fear of

that whit me attending you.-New

York Weekly.

A ParakSoi. "80 you think you sew on opportu

nity," aaid his friend

"Hi an opportunity?" said the eu

thushtatlc person "Yea, slree! Aod, 1 tell you. It's out of atgbt!" Chicago li-

ter Ocean Should Have Been Spaded. Father Cooking schools are of

some use after all. This cake ia de

licious. I laughter Is it? I thought it would be a terrible failure. "Why?" "I told the cook exactly how to make it, and she went and made it tOtrte other way." Poetpened Prudence "Come home to dinner'" cried s good housewife to her husband at work in the field. "All right," he shouted, "aa aoon as I have hid ray hoe " At dinner his wife remonstrated with him for shouting so loudly about hiding the hoe. "I am certain," said she, "the neighbors have heard you and some one has already stolen it." Struck with the remark, the man returned to the field, and, aure enough, the hoe waa gone. On returning to hia house, impressed with the wisdom of his wife's previous caution, he whispered in her ear: "The hoe is stolen !" PITH AND POINT.

Learn to SUfOf sacrificing your pleasure for others and gel In training for old nge. When you stop and think about It. worry orer the future Is Just as use leaa as worr over the puat. Ever notice that a rich man will think he cannot nfford luxuries which a poor man will buy? That's why he la rich. If a man Is at all sociable, his wife and daughters have a hard time with him. He Insists upon coming luto tha room wheu bis daughter has a beau. Atchison t;iolie.

ALPINE PICKINGS.

Complaints come from Switzerland that In some places even the glaciers are defaced hy advertising signs. In Orlndelwnld and some other Swiss resorts winter guests are getting to ha almost as numerous as summer guests. The Swiss government Is uns ble to Dud sufficient attaches for Its diplomatic service, ss the ealsry Is only IflOO a year. An Embarrassing Inqvlry. "I don't see anything the matter with your elbow, Mr. Chaser," said Bobby, who had forgotten his mother's injunction to keep still at tha dinner table. "There isn't anything the matter with it, Bobbie," innocently replied the guest. "What made you think there w as r" "Why, I heard papa say that you were a nice fellow, except that you crooked your elbow too much, but it looks all right to me." Then Bobbie retired, hut not in good order. Cincinnati Commercial Tribuns. Tha Pitfalls at PeHteneaa. Mr. Phixxidore Tarara (after his

song) I must beg of you to excuas my voice, Lady Jasmine, but I rsally ought not to be singing st sll. Indeed I have a doctor'a certificate with me to ssy thst 1 cannot sing. Hostess (gushing over with sweetness) I'm sure a doctor's certificate was not in tha least necessary, Mr. Trm! Judj.