Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 47, Number 9, Jasper, Dubois County, 11 November 1904 — Page 1

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JASPER, IN DIANA, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER i !, tQ4.

NO. 9.

ROOSEVELT 18 ELECTED BY A 1HG MAJORITY.

It Never Rains and Tuesday

ocrats were . in the

Hut the

It Pours, Demo-

caught out

storm.

llrmkrrs Psy hc I reicht. 1 hin month," said the Chi ago r.hune recently, "the drinkers ai d i, k erde of Chicago r e mtiibut.k- i,ttle Hum ol 13,250,000 to ("citvhall. For what?" "Why "touivn th in the prive-

... ol ipencMng money U r whi-ky d beet during the BOflBltpl . neos htj now Wi 'I he druilv u , drunkards they an- certain I il( d. for the former devel n n- , (he lattei must pay a 600 ll , i m for each saloon. I . the luloon-keeper! are the . . , who nominally pay the money II e city collector, hut it issiroi ly M,h advanced. XW drinkers aid Irunkardt will pay them back.) rhaf are good pay-rith all nave blv common trades people, like . cen Md hutches. The BOM) ; nded ecreea the saloon hars this, m alone will more than equal 260 in lioMMWf 1 ,!4 the Dkerand druaardeare row paj .., . old not ht.p if thfy nnu. ' are the drunk-nd.-. DiKK . . v wen -hut pardon us wa bar I , intention to preach. We h ve that for a crank Bp in Baal DrtoU , merchant in Coleman. 8, D ,1 did a little figuring and published; t e result- in bM aftftWog in the local pap The Cbieag.. Tribune paid te.egraph tod-on ltt H Here it iLook at Ink: Thne beer a da I r a vear would bring into your home: One barrel of Hour, 50 lbs ol -ngar, 12 Iba. of corn starch 10 ; to i hi art- of beam

P,Krai College as Against 151 For Judge rarner.

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HE WANTED ENVELOPES. Why Hi Request Fcr Them Caused a

Postoffice Holdup. j The pronunciation f a word catted i holdup in the line at a tamp window of the g neral poatoffi e the otin r day. A man vent ap to the window und asked for two

tamped "en-jel-eps, putting the accent on the last syllable. The clerk took the money ami held it without making eny attempt to hand out the required! articles, "Well." laid toe purchaser, "when do I get tin-in i""

"Oki what 'r' asked the clerk.

'T asked for I wo envelopes," aga in

accenting the last syllable. "Oh, you mteaa two en-vel-op,' replied the derk patronisingly giv Inf vil lous accent to the aseom

i "No, I di.ln't mean anything of the kind!" snapped the purchaser. "Well, that's what you ought to have Mud. all right," the clerk observed.

"S;w. what do you deal in here, tamps or pronunciation:- I didn't come here to buy instruction from

Voll

"BALLED" PARTRIDGES.

The Result of Hatching on Clay Soil

In Wei Weather. Tn Certain districts where the soil

is exact Iv right, or, rather, exactly

wrong, tin- mrtrulges so careruuy

preserved in r.ngiana are uwi io le atta. ked 1 a peculiar misfortune

known as "hailing." The word means simpl v that a partridge

hatched out on clay soil in wet weather may find the mud adhering a SVj

to it.- feet a it struggles along alter

the mother bird.

This is small begin ning, hut th

ehancea are that the earth accumu

lates Bometimei indeed the soil attached to the font of i little partridge will increase from a mere -p. . k to a weight of several ounees. A writer in Haihninton's Magazine

sas -Milt the heavie-t twill he ever

knew weiirhed fur ouncas, and the bird arbüm carried it was only half its proper size, although the rest of the coviv were full CrOWn. The lit

tle creature could only move along in a kind f flying-scramble, dragging the ball on the ground.

The clav was baked as nam as a

u . i . , .1 hri. k m timt it was no easv matter

let it go at that?" said a studious to remove it. Finally it was soaked looking man as he poked a pennyloff, and then it became apparent under the clau and asked for a that the bird, without its arcustompoetal card. led ballast, did not know how to fly. "I h.ar that won! pronounced inj With every effort it tumbled head fo man; different ways In one .lay over heels and learned the natural that it gires me the rickets," said Bode only ufter hng trying, the clerk later. "There ought to ha The fate of a "balled" partridge an official postoffice order on it, as which is not rescued by some kiml-

m-. v-rf a riMS-i 1 llAfin Arkansas the legislature told the h hand u a cruei one. ii ... y S DLAIOt RAI ICJ DV 1 4 Ot: . , tc prone , name the burfen grows heaner, and 1 -"a v '4 1 A he state, f can stand f tlmore the chick scramblea after its ,,v M-av hut nTi.r.v. i-o!.. That is comnanmna the larger its bürden

Iriciätrvr. used by people who are trying to ap-lrjeeomes. l 'mally it is no longer JlK. I . . ,. v... v(,rk ,,.,,1,1,. to move at all, and then tho

Uttk thine can but give up and die.

Naturalists say that this lulling

Roosevelt will have :Y2. Votes in the

pear rrencransu. siwa Vie.

A Japanese Humorous Story.

, : in Um it rie. I

lbs. ol raisins, iv ' lbs of crackers. 1X bars of soap three 12 lb. turkeys, 5 quarts of rries, 10 bunches of celery. 10 oj prunes, 4 d .en oranger ml 25 good beef stakes. Hut o beers a day is but a little A man who taken no more is -

moderate drinker. Surely he aoouje

of birds is one of natures pro-

The Republicans carry Indiana by

estimated at 40,000. The state has

The big stick, imperialism,

18

,li r Irin uiiM-". - not he made the victim of s crank i . u will turn from th

U Il.,lr,tn n,:m Snd Come t)8CI

tn Chirafiu for a moment incoi clud

wm o

Ilk.. . ...

. - ki.n aaufl : I

11 nan ouru " " th r-itv without whis

( OUMIIl I I"" , kv and water' (be water depart .tt;t,fa and the saloon II

III Ii l v v T I x 1-nrtpr i. resent cocdition

.v : ... hut it we had no saloon

;i, not ru-,, to -iend f ...'

WO UIIRUI ww- . . mi a no hoe f rce, an

- .. , t Itrliif .VH 1 .''

-js I) T ward at Iii

W' )U11 W" licr county hospital. Wsoted- StfonK Boj.

Ka t.H a aipn in s "tore window

j we passed by the other morning

At noon it was gone, wum-" 1..,..,... ihp k.v had come. Its'

UCt SB KM uv w j Ii thinkinK. "Wanted A Mrom

Hov " In how mdny place tlH

he truthfully di

I ' Av i I a- p, - ..i ti Th world wants hov

thai mmm alronif. first of all in b d

4 u tA nhiillv on neanutr

IIUUIHU I"" ww.-.. , l. nurvollM SVSteil

a no caae, - undermined hy the deadly Mgarett

make a poor basin lor smui, lin.i mtA utiinlv arms.

If wh wre SWUCioi the reai p iWI

c- i .mU wih to knov

.i.: ... ihon the siz- 01 01

b eeps and tenai ity of his grip 0

a civen lot ot worn.

want to know something about ID

. t i . Um f.,r t nit tathe

sirengin oi oi" i" ml f,o ilmr mha have saCIlfioed

Ull'l IIIVIIUVI ST II I much for his advancement.

muht look for Home indication o

a tin binding him to the house o HMular. thoughtful ai

tendant. We should impure as I the connecting links in his life l tween his daily conduct and th Word of t;od. Has he come ml an earnest, loyr.l relation to .I-su Chn-t as his raviour nnd atester Is be "strong in the Jud and n the piwer of his might'.'" Yen, there is a gieat demand R) string boys. Christ wants lion that, through their robustness, th. weak places in his army may bf re Infofcei. The Church of today, a well as comrnercisl mrporations may well hang out the s g 1 1 nnm'i taksbls characters, and itep H nta plnyed "Wanted PlUtf b")'1'Selected.

a 1 1? .1 The following' i-given as a iv picai . . , Bcattormir goods.

U lUllClSllUi; Japanese humorous storv: theterml t() d traU this, and the "vabu" is applied to doctors who a; u ,r pj, lrut.;' one experinonin o'aiw preacrihi wrong medicines. Now, it IH(.IlI(r cattered the earth from a clctlli xsux- fppgned once that, a quack having three ounce 0TeT the top of a been the aasatti of killing the only of ordinary dirt, which had been 111 lilt eiriSIll, son of a certam house, the parent- keo to detrov the seeds in it. Ten determined to havs their revenge on .... ttlP:,(T .. in a,w time and

, - i . 4- m 'fhn iiiot 11111 (lill- him- S" tlu'-v tm'a hn" at H "U,t-Vf develops': seven varieties. 4' n.wl ihn viihur hi Ol WW, .AllHT H tin v. tin , Th affair wa8 , , '

rHlMU .Ulli tuv ovawt,.. np by the worthy quack

s A 1

stitution to one man have tnumpnea.

wronsr.

Her View of Economy

FAIRY STORIES.

Their Origin I Ancient and Antedatea RecdTOed History.

Had one leisure it would be worth while t" attempt t trace t their v.rv rnfintain he. id some of the

nur.i.rv rliiines and iiii'des and fairy

stories which have delighted generations of chiktn n. The antiquity ol what b now a mere Bufseri storj i- great and by Dbraeli tin- elder has been traced beck to the tunc when there was U0 current literature whatever f-r the owei ehtan -. owing to the simple fact that not one COUki read, and the brilliant exploits ( Ouy ol Watwick, Sir Bevtt of Hampton and

other mighty men were banaied . from moulh to mouth. Songs were ! made about them, and tales were -iiu.r op on. .ted in one hamlet after

another among perfectly Illiterate r. ini'lii Imt. who reoeated

' ...w.... - - . , , " " I F . .....1 l I , !...! 1 ! I 1 ... 1... ..,.... .t

II" UP OUT expenses, unn, nnvi .. Dum to llleir CllliOreil. I mw 1 ' tt.Ä , i , laiAi . a

tluit von spend ."Mu" a year on w1) vMnations anti atiiiiut.ns,

cars. Now. if yt.u were to cut n t,H,jr children till "Jack the Islam

one half there would ho enougu jvl!i,,r" ,c.(J,me a nursery tale ami

will probably never aw

A Carmnn on KlSaina.

giving the lereav.d parents his ownl ,t mu t r(ujr(1 no sman amount ion in return for the one he hnd of 0,ra. OI1 ti,t. ,M,rt f a Church killed. Not long after this event oj En-i.nj clergyman to preach a tlie snid quack luianl a loud knock- ; "kissiiu." The deeil was

BMsn who killed hi greyhound." Usg at hia door one night. On going nvin,iv (inm. g Rn Anglican It is impossible now to trace the t(, the doer he was informed that enuycaI in tne m0),t fsihlonahli original source whence came "Little ,,.. 0f his neighbor's wires ws dan- Qburb of Itelhoulne, Naturally a Wed Riding Hood'" ami "t linderet- gerously ill ami that hk presence nmnv -iggliM girls were in .a i aji ' . ..l...l.l.r .kf A I - i . .li t tit .

a 1 1 HI 'i the laller is proiwun m Wil. rcl""''" ai out e. suiuiuH ,

.....t..rn on dn. but it exists uumuti- hi- wife, lie said

urning to . ,in mniifsntiM

Phis requires eon- , i . i .uuj tb.ir pnt

i . 8 ----- 1 l.'l tUMIll lt.." 1 v axa va

lated in very early I rem n, uermaii gidcration, my Kar. i m-n- no , nnaeher'i preliminary propo-

. nml Danish. . . knowing but that u may end in wear lt)1(n t,.lt Ma kiss is one of the meet

one would mink thai teles wntcn taking you from me. jphasant of earthly things" and then have st lite teat of 1,400 years r.7k.n in th. v.riaty i"a kiss is not perhn-t unless it isef. ind will never drop OUl Ol eUr car- Sorneth.ng L.C.na In SM V.r.. y r.iproeate.l." The hulk rency must have plenty ol -hack- -Hope ye've got .... " ,,. Wll, d.A..t..l t Scriphnn" in them to survive so long.- about yet show, satd the manager ra.-ti.v -the

- a .a ti l :n j ..... i i h ...r i i o i tu a--s "

111 lilt J Mill IV ' O O '.s.a..'.

S ft -

"ral" . ' t,a . ..f .1... t... ,f r.-,.,.ll, llia-

. i.rii.itiiro tn 1 Mt i ilTII ritl'I . '

1 s Mt'ii' " in -

"Lots of it,

Mrs. Bconömy Vn been reckon- u

i ... i. .ii-i riir kit

aVCU to Keep Hie in "

months. See how I ituuy economy.

lAndtn Standard. a I itti c wnwCPMCP

H Uli I LL null Jl-.is. ,

replictl UM3 f.euiiv-

Tha Raault of Sam's Fooliah Miataka In inaniv advamc IgCUt '"hir perHitt.ng Back. foriuance comprise- circus, comic

IViatrirt Anorncv John C. Bell Of operl, ballet, raudev.lle, oome.iv,; llllIIlU.r of the fraternitv if ho

Philadelphia, who recently returned coiicert, grand n ra, minsireis, m heanl of a three neerthffrom the south, tells the following tragedy, drama, pantomime and ex-, w M v talkinj; ,.()ho Raid tho Men: travsganxa. other, "of course it eery asraanel,

An o . white icat ea ncL'ro namea me ......'r.- 1

Mo-es wns one tlav walking along pointed.

What the Baby Said. Neu York doctor asked anoth-

'er medical man at a recent meeting

V,;w..tf nnrl lookilltf verv Sllllen.

"WhaV de mat tan wid yah, 8am f askM the old darky. "Whah foh

i.,i I sraa phIIim! once to attend a

. . cick in fiint of that aire. The caso

. mini ruiTr '

j ...i..... l Si,,,,, " .mi t ve i:ot no linii'i rentier, , . . .11 i,n,u f

Illf roatl W I'll lie s l""n , r- . .... Uli I is II , I' BOO liasi n 1 1 ""p.

sitting on the fence, grumbling toner hypnotic P1 ,n,lu,r" r,i.f. sms sitting watching for

The uoexor s neion. - , f

iviivii aa it hist ra-i when the mother said,

'Doctor, 1- there nothing that can

How He Lookad at It. "Yes." saitl the author, "1 got ... . nl inrr ri rtTi

seven letters conipoiiit too'jj "v that one short story."

"That must have matle you tew

proud. "It didn't. " "WI at did it dor "Why, it Oaljf made mc feel th. i I ditln't gi t enough for it when I sold ltH Chicago Foei

Economy. Main mW igo when stoves were

beguming f. take the p., t ;

ipen grates tbc tuugnwr .. . ..y I i ...nt t- i skill

hot rather close auo -

Phihidclphia Quaker urgeu n.m purchase itove m order to keep Kwimthetiinea. But the old msn Ml ohtlurate In adhering to the r"wy. fatlu,,;- r.m. d l,i; datigh-

a stose wnl save nun

n me. . ' .11 .ii. , l,i:.L, ,,.,? "l 1 ', "" . v.-A. .Voiboo. Absolute v noth-

The tale of "Wl.ittmgtoti . . . . j.ir' Fairfax." I"" com use experts i m.B : , .i,.,

. . . , , . 2 II in ' . . .. ,r,r ni . II I'll.l' TIVl ' 1"' ........ .. .. -

Hiatal tail lis 0111:111 i" ' ' " 1 .1 1,. M. 'i ..,.t u nn, .. ----- . w

.1 st then the baby opened iU

ri' . - - n

Uolutely

1,,i..rv of a we known l iciioose. 1 . .... 11 ,10 callv

' -V ... 1 L'VV 1110 TO 10 O II 1 III. lie ll.-r-vc ...v i., In Um" .1L.0 came from gw',w l" v ,, , ., fun,r and said :

" ' " V .. , . an nenn nie an ue nine. . ih. liiiim. tune, am! ' .. j "lie

. 1 .a Al. . T 1 Mill lll ll

Uenoa aoouj me aamio il "Ixiok a-hvuh. Sam, why muni , i The two voting mei both originally came from 1 creta. , M,.p,n)lence once m takes Ion t they ..'joor at the same time.

"Bluebeard" is supposed 10 nave i . i? 1)a(.. (1( wav tor (lo Wvn , I, Miss Walsinghl been drawn from our much divorce!: h h cus9 replv. I ki , inu,itaneously. Henr3 111., but the same tale now j .. " , doctors n,,st.,k.. are mr 4 looked . ,. 1 i i. dm aw nml ",m 1 . tit f...t um er eroiitl. Sinti 1 110 1 "v ." : . ..

'ltik ahyuh, Sam, why doan

. a sa a

ainallv al the doctor who was testi- nothing, an.! died.

IWtnni sometimes make 1111s-

Trouble In Stora.

The two young men reached tho

Your printing speaks for y u when you are absent. l,rin yon some letter heads that you an not ashamed of.

er,

fuel. "Vert wnu, t viiv old Quaker

iuv two

stoves ami

replied the a had battel a it nil "

holds good in France, Qemmnr antl

lieimuirk. as it lul a tew centuries before tie marrying monarch was bom. The litth himlibnck of IM Arabien Nij htsM had hLs counterpart in Ital an in the "tJesta h manor. mr and in every country un-

1 der the nn. , . Luit bird, l'lv Away Homo, is 1 r awe a . a aw

ni.l hv the anli-iuarv u h-t 0 n

one of the earliest known (Jerinan nursery songs. T... hawitifu storv of l.lewel-

' Ivn's grevl omul li.-lert, over whose . . . . 1 a ..... af iSaSI

grave at Beta UOien many m " hnre hatred a lympatbetfc sigh, li diaoorered bj Sir William Jones t. be a very am Peralan tradition and has even given rise to a proverb in that country, "Al repentant as the

A few davs later Old Moses came long the read once more and saw lawyer young Sm, sittiiitf SJnJuSSm smnatimea swing in again, this time with his face all th-- ' r ogured as if he had been ill a light 1,10 airand bruised Hp generally. The Chief Attraction. "Wha's de trubUe nowf asked teffamiliai I hope, major, the dl man. 'Tears like yuh .lone ym ifJ n,unK (o our little musical ..... ;.0... nn. ,f .1. .11, . : . ..in 'I'I. . ................... iL vi.PV i iiin

aunv mu it" o'1' " mgim-." "It's sll yuh fault, I'm le aloee. b Inno taki n vuh nth ice. Ah went

out in de A I' tie udder day, all Mars' Fairfax he t ome along, an' he cuss me. Den Ah ups an' Ah cusses him hack." ..

M7.h dn. hin s sake. man. saia

i.nrlv he liroiTUIlinie is verv eoin-

prehen-ve. kft I'.minv will play the piano. Stipina the barn, Krna will sing I lOUg, Annie will give a recitation Major And Miss Julia, your nrettv niece? ... -t

Mother- Ml'' Will cook.

Mtijor--Ah. very well, then. ' m 1.1

am in tney

The nmitl D iked at them ami

shook her head disconsolately. "She's in to wan av ye an' out to the other." she said at last, "hut the two av ye COUIttV together has got me so tangled I'm bothered if I know which is which. But como in lxth iv vp. an' sit down, an 111

ask h. r t come down an' pick yo out." What Chocolataa Lead To. A young man in Kmporiu, Kan., had an open account with a local 1 Tl.. nlltuP

druggist lor two vea,n. day hi called for ins MIL The first it uns a box of chocolates

i nun - - , , I1 and the last was a nursing bottle.

" on, tie i :i 1 1 - so m , in...., .Major--. in, n - - - . . ...,- ... . i. a. m i..i:-.. ri'i .:. .1., I... n l.'Hunn li) VOunK

old Mane, rolling ins eve-. um uin ,.,,. , t,. lor .Mi- .uinas i ma u..K..v V...nÄnä didn'l let. him hvearyuh,did yuhT formauce. - herlmcr FllfilM nun not to let accounts stand open -Pbibdelphia rrä, W so long.-Brooklyn bagle.