Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 46, Number 32, Jasper, Dubois County, 22 April 1904 — Page 1

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JASPER. INDIANA. FRIDAY. APRIL 22, 1904.

NO. 32.

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fl .'I irnr.1' - Jm hiM.-TNTV, INDIANA, BY

' ( LKMKN IT DOAN1.

rjj PICK. I Cocnnta Bi n ww

0 WxsT SiX IH Sl KKKT. fan , M ftnannrt r.M;iii, fi.w. hi eli i UOM i" pioportioii. I wf OF ÄDVIKUMO J. Mfal .lvfrtie.-u.enU lK " Itf iiree 1.00 for rlrst insertion ; 50c. .ch BU.aiueut insertion. F varly adverl.-eiiientH literal cod klMil jfl be made to regular adverI '.Mit. " , oMMHa'IAl AMD JOB WKK , l II Kinde Promptly and Neatly ex e I at LIHBKAI. KKH I. 'e uvite in -section am' "business. TSoiSSSioNAL ( AUDS. C . W.Traylor.M.D. Phvscian & Surgeon. Ireland, Indiana. rv.il. innnml niirht am' dav.

it ih letepbooea - ttMobtrland 1' tUJ. t !. rti-iy.

W.C T. U. COLUMN

I -

Ail Invit.d.

tOfOhtt enemy ftl both ChorOC and

f: licet of Ak hul I n the human Body . ' ' "' " " " !. r ill would opeo a liar room oil HI, A promineut medical authority (iVarv . it would stah i-h it-trade

speakiig Ol .lcohol says, "it doe on the throne of God Utataelf.

no good ti UM I allhy body, j In.- lea-on tlii- i-so is seen when "V.-, Angelina, wheu I muttered ve cootidt n the physiol gical action 9aMh tag in my sleep last night a .i ul...l..,l in., i. ika rtifl Mnl IViUt lei 111? out Ofi B blutl 1 WSS

r niviiVM , ii it.' .. i T I r-" tetu- in ikii B up the human body, detaining oi a delightful excursion a

lak- internally in lar.'- a ises al- "'"i1' " 100 to iover mm in cohol a. t- a- an aesthetic, au intox- Kurland several - ears ago." New total tod dH. riant and finally as iOltltaai Ti m s-1 m xrat. narcot,, poteooand , ruljMnt of! .Woni.ii 0.551 cling-hen-rve . ,. 6 It,, tfltOti ofl, large d ,-e-upon the c.i.o-tue ,y- .. .. p ; . h, wjf blU Um. are very lOMifeu. 1 beptpeio K .j bi compared with a man f the RUt tit jiuce it precipitated heu u ,'olJin & the wail of the -teniae h are u. llaii.ed . . ... ,. K

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CU 'I'.LIÜ STORIES.

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Columbia Township Trot t''s Not ic'. I he nndcraijrned, TmMee of Ooltmit ill , DBbow Vtnntj, Ind., will attend t, I jwiihIim' huainen at i..- .i.. ot t ery Saturday, and person- havni;. U tOttllP LiiHineaa to transact are req ieate.1 to present it on tliat day of tin 1 he TownBhip Library ia kept at tin Bltvet Of tht Tmttee, ahere HMM en t "l can obtain bnikn. UkokoB W. Mn urns. Trustee. llillhatn, Indiana Nov. 23, ISOO-ly. i r m.IMIIK H M. KBAS PI8HEB & K E A S . Attorneys at Law, .lASPKIt. IMH ANA. Wl 1 pri'tlr.' in UM Court f Püboll an.' i lolnilix ouiit i. - -!, al ntt.-ntlon gl ettlfiuent of ettatea mi-1 pollection. .nie in ppa Buiidi Bg,va Diaataar ? .-st entrance. Mara. I. Mat

if Unit

tad tbo glaodt art ovar-tttaiQl&ted

o the production of tfOFtUODH vhicri ttt not normal fcA-n if modertte qu.otttief vn rrctjaantly i ml OOOtil U lOtfy taken there f r - :.- iu atroph j d the glaiidt,ajd It i i he u-er a victim of permanent dy oeotta fo ofien sieen in drunkard

UM habitual tippler-. Atoobo tffaott the red blood car-uuscler-in laob a manner that they

te to funcuate i rooerlv. An one

4 their function i to liberate oxygen and hence aaiict in the oxidation of ti--ue and combustion if fat ,t if read v MOO that if tail function I destroyed, the fat will fimplv ac;umulate in theiiody, cau-ingobes-tv and attendant dir-comfort- and

ll-ea-l s. When tiM inj-ted alcohol act-..-a .stimulant to the heart and cir lolatory tratom hut thi- too. pa--.

and when the reaction set- in t 1 J A l

en:i,e organism tiJ uepr.-'- i m a

.ower point than where it wa- h- : re he injestion. Large doses do not -timulate the heart at all but iuitue iist.'ly depre-p it. Up11 the Bttrvoai nystem ah oho!

oas a specific and selective action, .urge do-es causing after reaction -els in, ceiberal d.-prr--i n whioh ilanallv nreceded bv inco-oidination

of thought andmuscu'ar moverxea I as shown by-incoherent speech. ;

. at -! i '-tu! uait an I so lortii. li.-r-ttorneysat Law, cDtfvfty of M lh -pinai c. - IA8PIR, INDIANA. is ab li-hed. The rell-x depre--i n

ccurs early and accounts for the impunity with which a drunken nan will hear an injury which won. I -aue death to a sober or e Injestion of a con-iderable quantity of alcohol for a long time, even though not enough is tak-n t eanti intoxication cau-es an increase cn nect ve tissue and a d'jrea.-e in the t important secreting ti. ue and gland- . . - . l. Ummern a.., I

.n-actlce .nine court, of D.!"-. an ' -f dlft-TeUt Organa ' , ! . oMKo.iint!.-. i..iiwt...i..Hi. :i r..tai. kidtl,NH As a result of this change Mk H.-mit. ....,,..,.,,, ... .. i ' ...i i,ua,t iIi.uuwd Kriirht's d;-

Olllc r .Ii -pny! Ii i in i nit " i'1'" -I arc iuuiiu -I -- o-- ;

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and f MGi

R. M. MILBURN,

MlaatfU in the OtttMi tl Hubola anrt

.i)öin.aKl .intl. l arttcular att.ntloi K v.ii to ct.lie.-ti. ill I .I. I...... ..pp. ..Ii. f.. I ' b'iU 0at "tank. e.- VJ.

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;OX & HUNTER, ttorneys at Ltam JASPER. INDIA! n

J WHEN THE FISH BEGIN TO BITE. When the warm creep- in the water And the worms begin to erawl, And the birds begio to chiriup round

The brook and waterfall ; Wbta th toads begin to holler and The turkey conies in sight. That is when the season opens, And th fi-h begin to bite. 1 When the man h.-u-ed in hi- oftke, in The noisy, buttling town, Feels that awful itching feeling, frm his Stockings to hi crown ; When he slam- Iii- st )ckv led er and mo-e in the night, t That is when the fever's got him. J And the fi-h begin to l-ite.

When the robins cheery carol comes Across the balmy bre- M, And the boy along the mill stream Creeps beneath th: budding trees ; When he drops his hook to gently Whrre the little shiners skite, There is joy within his bosom when The tub bein to bite. When the land'jrd in the ccuntry

Advertises "bosrd and modos." With hi- rivers full of fi-hes, .ml hiF.eld- full of perfumes; When he writes his house i- airy and M m juitoless at night, Ti.t ; bpn tha ritv emiiti' s, and

a aa w j w The fish begin bite. Geo. W. ft.

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Mr.

in to

the author smiled

ning manner. 1 mally ed bar 1 -hand to tak pair. Mr. Adt paid it eaw her tuck -V' iu 1 r n-t -!.' '.":'' t - ti;.' i Oueti 1 b tad i for a new bannit1 a) a- the pair went down New York World.

What I We Mortal Be. A jay he came into the city rtOBitbt town of llatkenca. k

Ke lie: "I irjt the U-t of the railroad J10 to oiiii 'uy f k t i".. ueket an' I ain't goin' back I" ' i - 'i City tesidents are accustomed to "J egaid visitors from rural commun-

rities in the same light as the Man from lla' k'ii-Htk; hut that only chows, to the wjt-e one, the inordinate conceit of the city resident a. l'erhatstbe most densely ignorant

and pr ivioeial pertOOt in the United States are thoee "tough" denizens oi certain otiaiters of every large

city, who were born and reared in its limits, and who have never been you outaidt itfl boundaries in their lies, j rhe-e poor foots, outwardly boast -walk fuj , inwardly ashamed of their igrurance, but supreme in their swag

gering, bullying egotism, imagine tliuf tlm ''furnier'' !u tb mnal aim.

P'.v-ltle. cullihle nerson in the world.

. . j t o And 'lie metroplitan tough's estimate o) the farmer has gradually ' ' r ' come tc he accepted strange, to fay, by nearly all city residents, even e who are intelligent enough to r d any unow better.

Ho. far the exact opposite of this ftt.'i . trna inav ha i url rvcksi ft. arna

MB ii "v, tii ca j kr. j uuguu i a iu cvixiu

of the results of the investigation

which Prof. Wiley, chief chemist of

of the Federal Department of Agn-

i u-t

'-t win-n-trurt-

for the I

oi tue reuerai i'epariuieiii oi AgiiJ 'culture, is making into our ordinary ' ' .food suplies. According to the Iprofeisoi all our butter and canned

4. vvjr UV. jvuivo auu j aaaajc? hum a

mr.nnured

Jail Hi.stHorne Wa In. Jiilinn Ifawtliorne, tho novelist, vi-it.d a jail vine t.n or fifteen yean .go in order to write a magazine art on prison life. On re- ' turn in.' I man be described the horrorhe bad teen, and his description

Right of Way When I tirst came into the motin- ... V..ut Vircmia to lo'k after

-nie iuuiiu nr.' "-"ö - mm . -w oH-e of the kid.ieys. paraheis. ep: the cral intere-t- of an ea-tern c nu

w a "ira.ior. Ba.ar rrarior.e(WV i,j-ai,ity and other incurable panV boarded at a little ta.-rn in . . . rn, c nan tvr tir t HAiLOK lliAli vi., i , , r itly e., , , ,r

AÜA-we. T.ftnr creates its toxic a-tion, so inai me a ,. t - -

H WWW -w J fc aiaaw"!

Wu. practice in t!. Court. oT onooi.ano V.m cV.veV'lMiboi. ( oui.ty State Baak. u.a. uto. DENT1STR Y

C If .lM" 1 1 i 'Al' a na 1 UllVt' brand- which are u-d a- beverag.s wa kner wifed and more enter re m uh more it j irious than the tainiag than the average m ountain pure article. woman, and I ra'ber tn yed talkKven whn alcohol is not taken iop t, h r. One eeaning, after I in -uili itsnt inantittOl to b. Mf had been her guest about three B. mt a' 1 1 - m'M a lfl. rail

ootie poi-on. the constant wnif'l' "k weeks. 1 JounJ u-eii awra up of vital organ-, with the couse- uer on the orch of the hcu-e, and . j......; reaction will sooner .o.ito.l ..lontr verv pleasantly a

or later be ding-r ms to thir integ juj men and women and lite gen-

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A Strange Moth.r. Our domestic cat, tiiough tamed,

has some of the halms of its wild rein tires. It i- apt to be quarrel- ! n.e, or at lea-t unfriendly, when it has t " I e with other animal-. Ü t now end then pussy will lAOW kind-n--s toward otnert which we should not . . . t to - - A cat i- known to have acted the part of foster

s nil . n

n. t,.i Q FJ ;

n THAT IUE JMt. voc WEU IX. r IhLlt.'

n on his was a lit-

www

inu whisk v and wine, and everv-

j v - - - thing else is dosed with glucose and alum and borax and goodness only

know-what, until one is reminded

of the farmer, who being asked,

' You're one of the chaps to whom

the city sharpers sell gold bricks,

arentyou. replied: "Not by a turn fight, mister. 1 ain't buyin' uo gold-bricks; I'm on t'other side

of market selhn you. city fellers watered milk, process butter, incubator eggs, an' f edin, my city boarders on canned fresh vegetables. No I ain't buvin' no cold-bricks. I

guess the shoe's on t'other foot." It is not pleasant to learn from Prof. Wilev that "raspberrv iam,"

advertised as "the kind that moth r

used to make," is nothing but cloverseed and aniline dye, nor that the betutiful green of the t nt d peas is due to verdigris, even though tie does tell us that most of these adulterations are baimless. Perhaps they are : but they are certainly deceitful and dishonest. The manufacturers and seller of these adulter

ated goods should be prosecuted fcr obtaining n onay u der faise pre

tenses. "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise," remarks Uncle Si, as be carries to town a basket of "strictly fresh" egg, which have been placed in aalt ever since last

-prmg, when the hens laid so profusely. "You're right there, dad, re-ponded his hopeful, pouring still another nail of water into the "kac"

i i of cider which will, on the morrow,

Therefore we conclude th tt tl "Xii

t

aked

.a a a a.

Resident ueniiai -. i ill MTIKOUIJKW, i.t. -,..,,1,1 run th risk ia..ii .m to such

ii i m i 1 1 i t t i i '"loa, j- - - . , lft,.'. r- .0. prof. lonal .crTlce. to al ' - , .. f . . .. , 1.,.,..,,. ; "I 111 an

t I. in. ..It ll 31 T irMl 11 ' L I" II ..... " m-M-' . II. - r-

. . .... ... -iv it I. . . . t it. nt'.'i'. . . .i .i,,iri .a of muri - of a'iv . n i. .1 . 1 1 1 v ol if bachelor.

, ite Wrt sttall tatieWaa, aadall 0CC. m-- . - - i;i -

)r aarrantct. Apr is, "

Money to Loan at 5 IVr Cent. Wm, A. Wilson, ASRER. INDIANA.

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The Sal ton it Wlsion Fields. B I m tnettynodot the Prnobyfe rian Cborch of IVnn-y'.vania and West Virginia, wbicb convened in U-ghanv in October, Iter Dl Brown, 8 retary of F wntga umVlont d the Presbybrian church, mtde this statement: i Li tr ivpls in foreign helde 1

111 iu. - learned that n t only the custom- of

vi'i'i ..... on.'hter be a-hamed

II rn, i".. r .. uv er-e.i."" she said, with spirit. I din," I Mtentnd. "Put bow i- a man to be otherwise when the W m n won't do their sbar '

But they will, et they ever go

the chance," she couenaio.

-It'.- easy enough f .r you w awi that." I sa;d. "Becnaai that way lOWttd yOOf husband when be asked y u " .4 vi.. Kn.bHnd ' ' - a' ii

1

made a l.'ep imp daughter tiitdegardi tie i'iri at the tllllO.

.Mr. Ilawtborne and Hil'h garde a be prominently displayed on tome week Uil r took train ride into the city grocer's counter. "Don't for-

count rv. '1'he train si opn. ,1 at a ?ta-Ket to up end that barrel o' taters,

t.. b near t gloomjr baildinft and ajBill," tays Si, "I got some nil

in.. it s.ii'i: MWbat place is that?" 'The county iail." another

twered. j ffTberenpoa Hild.gardo emlarn - .I ber father tno aroused the

an-

tl

i-ni o4 .'" j ..i . " the people binder mi-ionary tetiri-, I hain't got no hu-b md.

.i t 1 il... Ii.nu n ihr II' j : A l..

ties, null nmm w - " r- nor never ou ua.i (i ihn -Vmericao ft- .uul.. " I .t immer

gs rejo' "nil' ' tt ll " loon, had be n trm-fetre.l to th'w m ),.r., , ,, v m w,.re a aid w .... a'

V eil. 1 a n n'i

rnen to tell me I

I

t .7. IW-T.

. : A Am

rhereh ibrnwerylo 'emealeia

'Thereis a di-iulery on n. it

banon. , . "There are Amerioaa itiooafin pam is .us." ITie -nl ui is the Church .- great est foe in its foreign missi .nary r L. . to Christianise.

til In- 111 spioiibi i pi. ma n -JTRKKT, .Iapor, mn wlnl( lna nm9b ,j f ...way have t e st turnouts, of any t , datr V hii iretv fot itiBtoniera ; particnlarly OOtn ' . ., .I(,0i!e hack ItttO a r

a. er isl travelers. Co irteons and can - heathen darkness.

LfflKI AND SALE .STABLE. r'ERD. VOLLMER,

"l von

good looting a woman as you is an old nttid etf . Bb he-;tated I mo nent b. . -r. antwefing. , ufa e mrse I am. ".ie d. md l" . . ... ... t

her voice sof.eoea, "nui i umu i objections to bein' . married mow (i .odues- knows h in 1 got on of it and remained a "star harder :

bull did .mdldiin'tsitoutontt

i am ii i n n.Y roxwa mother to a aoapk of young foxea.) A gentlemm wrote to a newspaper, tat:ng that on tho ground on . Olonct -tor-hire farm a person discovered a litter of young foxes. Ti. ft nan a cat nt the farm which bnd Jnst got a f.imily of kittens, which were taken tway. while two

c baby foxc were .given bet as tpirirnent. The old cat took . iving them ouite an alTecte treatment, tnd they got on well. When they grew up the were tame and ran after peot ns puppie- would, hut unr.atcly they took a funcy to pay to the poaltrv yarl and owing it mischief they did there had nid. Cka Lterhox.

sav- M. "1 got some nice big

ones on top, and you've set it on its

head. Just as M gathers up tne reins, preparatory to starting to the town, Sally says, "Say Paw, here's a peck of elderberries you kin mix . ,ll. Ikno. ft&'.-t Mii.rla rf Ii o i 1 .b r-

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is ..f the ot Iii i ;panis ni riea) jimmie brought m last nignt. by uking in lono, shrill jxhem city folks wou't never know

the difference." And Sally is right the city folks wont never know the difference. Puck is right: "What fools we mortals be." Ind. Sun.

ft

1 thorr" KulTalo Enqnimr.

Tne Ag. of Di.cratioe. Senatoi (Jjnaj and a friend were cently tliacotttng the doingt of a dher gay youth living in ilarrit,rg, waii who-e family both ilr. i fx tnd his friend are well ac-

'hc fri. nd re in his d

:

Miss Willing They pay she wore ons for each bridesmaid. Do you believa that a bride's garter inturea a sneedv marriage?

Mr-. Ketcham Sometimes if was disposed to Lt well mounted and exhibited judiitii i-ni of the young- cioualy . Town Topics.

.r's conduct, hut the senator Fnuithat, aa tat 1 Cholly fellow told me today right . it w" that I didn't know enough to go in

t aim f n. in whPR it rained.

M -s Sharp And what did you say? t holly I ntsuhed him it was quite unnecessary, doncher know, Im cause I ncvah go out when it r. ns. Philadelphia Ledger.

a ,er isl travelers, v o mro.ir ...... ((lI,n !i h o, it itko-- hut I ai'l "1U 1 Ul i ll Iriverstoall part ot Monti ami d- ... ( ,M a tlie CbOTcVt 'had 7 in the evening any more eitn-i . :n ng conntiea. Horaes twarde.1 and . enemy at home. It H the .VatbiOtoa Star. . .. . . " ' t ii:.- It is the'

told on cheap terms.

i . i- .. . j - .'....I. ,if inbdentv.

ocii.i.-'.y fp:-u '

rlat Tar. I".r Theater C.wera. hrii the theatrical seaaot opeot In BrttoULrn. iht Rapid Transit coirpany will epemtt pari r cam at a special sdintnlt fr intaattr irwrs. taya the fork Sun. The Intention Is toatart th. in tn Oct L Ibt fare will be 35 cats.

nee. and be ni.'.ed tuai ne

thought the lad "would pull up When he reached the age of discretl".l." True" rejoined Mr. Qua's U. nd, "hut what would you call m t . a-

t;. i'eof disci ' onr i . : d . - Tator, He Your nose reminds me of a "I hoald M thai t young fellow little vegetable. .-..ii.. .1 t',.. :i i ..f il im rot ion She Whv?

I Ml " a v tt 1 1 v. ' i .v "v - f q be remove! froa bit .alia He (thii is not the old joke, ii. UM., nt .ihMin mid Kuh-csuse it's a little 'reddish':'

a port rail -f his ancthfr vegefable, detr reader) . n in : i - i i n : i . . i , , ...

Wt'.itliv l..i. iK.or uin ic. i iiiiuuti- ieciuso una nine luiu uj.,

"he-

it's

jiku Ledgt r.

Cleveland header,