Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 46, Number 29, Jasper, Dubois County, 1 April 1904 — Page 1

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JASPKIt. INDIANA. I'UIDAV, APRIL I. 1904.

NO. 39.

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,rK, UÜB01K nlMV, IM.JANA, I Y cLKMKNT DOANE. in PICK' N aiWtBl U-DIIM () vV kst Six i H BTBT. .KICK r CBS BIPTIO. i'ei Year, H Numbers Postpaid, flJW. sh nie rtirn in proportion. BATHS 6F AiVKKTlSINU. C legal idTftb Htl legal rate; It) lines $l- for ti ret ineertior-; -Ah', ja.-h an barmen i innertiou.

Vm .i.r!v a,lvertiBeineutt liberal eon

tiaet will Bt to regular silver t'.sers.

C)M M BBC! a L AM Job WOM

CI all Kin.lc Promptly and Neatly ei

allied at uaOUUU raica. We nvite llltpTtkin MM! iWÜ

W. C T. U. COLUMN.

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BOBBI.

THE CHURCH; I HI; SALOON,

Keen

nal sis ul the Hilalion

TfetM Two Opposite Forces

Bf lohn Ratliff, I Concluded. It i- knOWB Of all men

PROFESSIONAL CARDS.

Ii. W.Traylor,M.D.

The trouble of PmncM Karidan, South Illinois street, who said aha had grown children and had ttood the abuse of bei drinking hu.-hand for yearn because she wanted a hon e for her children until they should

Between r!row UP- re-u!ted from hi-drinking.

Mrs. Kiri'lan said she had not nail a pleanant Sunday for fifteen years that her husband alway- drank on , Sunday She said that on one occasion he

that the went home drunk, lost his temper It . t I

lt i ii i Kl umi n :i i ill Ie..n ratie naatie- lecau-e the ga- nure wa low,

have not "p it themselves on record kicked off the gftf pipe and set the ta an attitude of opto hostility to thejhouse afire.

saloon'" Then it i;-the "deliberate nanuan was in uie coun room, judgement" of the Methodist Con- He had nothing to nay. As he left, fi reace that neither of them ought doe roorath judge called afterhim: I - - . I IIA .3 1 A At- A

; , ,.. v, 1 1 , p -rt ! Uhrtf-tmn "And my auv.ee 10 you uiai

men, hut 96 in 100 of voting church yon drum no more. members give these parti-- theirsup- "The more the menier," c.illcd

port. Then iron: a Methodist -tand- nnuu, u dm ieu uie nun.

point, art the'."', percent of church

members doing their duty as chris-

II.

A Deferred Disciple. rv I thought vou weren't in

m iet dun:.. Lenl ? The

Harriet Well, Ifen Jone' wedding and t . ton and ln ura's rccept

going to anot lier bleated thing. lu- from dianapolis Journal. itory

An

A LITTLE NONSENSE.

after th as luueh i I'm no

Sad.

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perl

"Promisod to marry the little IfofRtt girl and t lit ti found out that the rich Gimbletofl widow wanted him." Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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uWha Mked tl all du .

Wb won t Smith Do? Why wouldn't Joseph F. Smith.

Result cf Sam Fooiiah Mietake in piesident of the Mormon Church, Hitting Back. make a good running mate for Mr. M Bell oflBoowt lit? Smith is n Republican, it returned a leader of bin party in hie section

lot tag of the country, and was a davoted -upporter of the Republican presinanicd deutial ticket four vearp aeo. Fur-

rai ohi . i. , . :g ai-'iig thermore,.Smitb believe in tke streSam nuous life and in doing things bis inl.ling t " own way. But this is not all by any og very snUeau means. He is in perfect accord with

arid ihSamr Mr. Kooeevelt s celebrated denuorkr. "Wliah foh ciation of race suicide. Hecan point

with pride to bis forty-two children

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A Guess. is Bliggins practicin

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The docrM wa. granted. -Phalanx.

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T don't know," anawered the man i baa no nur fr music "But it toundl like vivisection." Wafchingtl : Mar.

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Phvscian & Surgeon Ireland, Indiana. CiOIh answered niirht an. May. u.ih t. U'i.le oit-s C'uinlx rhtii'l n

1 1 me. jet ' -ly. Ctolombia Township Trunet Not IM. The un.lerttipne.', Tmstee of Colnmbtaln , OiiUiis foiinty, Inl., willatten.l to I)wuhhi' lminesH at Iiis otlice on every Saturday, anl is-rnons having loaaeliiii buauiaaai to fcraaaaH art r-qnei-U'.l to pttaMlt it on tliat day of the

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ek.

Hit Townnliip Libnn is kept t H., ..f the Tru-tev. where tbue

titled can olitain iMMikp. Oanaaa W. Mm '.i kn, Trustee. Hillham, Indiana. Nov. 23. 1800 -ly. I ii fUBIB, H. M. kKA.N. PISHED k KKAN. AttnriiByB at Law,

JASPER, INDIAN A.

and Pharisees said,

"If we had been in the days of our father- we would not have been par takeis with them in the blood 01 thi propbaU." Jesus laid, "Ve are

the childrr n of them which kiht d

the prophets." " b ill ye up tnen tac measures of your fathers." A political party to which 96 in a hun-

dn 1 of church voters belong Belli to the saloon-keeper the privilage, and agrees in writing to protect him 1'-' months in making drunkards, for a stipulated sum of money, and then refuses to fellowship him in cbun h

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Mill

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Mars' Fa him ha k A few along Um

ly. "Ah can't get along

nohow. Ah truess Ah m

leab him. He cusses aai me all de time." n-huh. Sam, why doan

vuh

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ter

once in lo. W a

vuh oaaa

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the because he carries out the contract.

1 1 to secure a two per cent tantt on pig-iron r a gold standard, is sulli-

cient to justify Christian men tn voting a license ticket, then the Methodist Conference is acting hastily arham it says, "such parties ought not receive the support of Christinn meu." Forty years of unllinching t'ulelity to the liijuor power, during which time the trallic increa-ed from

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sdtoV.aut" - spei3 stUntion ithree to seventeen gallons per capita,

-iHt-ttl.ii i.l "f -iMt- - and rolled urn

Ol

whi fiitrunc". ÜHrcti i. IK.

pd ltuiiaiug,o'T lrnstort-.

is suH'u-ient to settle the policy of the Republican party on the licensed liqoof trallic, and eight years of Democratic indorsement of the p licy settles it-! poli'TA vote for a party is a vote for its policy. If to license thl trallic is a

-in. as trie .ieui. n-i uu

R, M. MILBURN,

Attorneys

JABPKR, INDIANA.

-.1 t I part v must be the sinner. If the

rpÄrty i the sinner, do its membernartake of the sin ' If tea men M

mm a xx ' - 111 STK ' sire and commit a murder, is any - r jo xTTT WT V "R ooa ol ten guilty? Und the logic trUAft WUli A fthearist ter, the

a. I M 1 toti

I iWes '- ) .t"kOSJ y Vi.

o en-e

a m. mm 4 T i i i Ii vi lual in a party i- in

xiorntsy -"ttWV ... f,r its act-. T

jASPEIt, INDIANA. jj HUy attac!-es to the organization

hhI nrmetlee In the courts of Pnbni aiyi j t t() ,ue lo,nViduai metuoer. ii.inmv -.niiitn . CulU-ctioim ml I rlt. . . t

n ingenioua suotenugv i sw..

, IJoIimor countios.

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IUAVL0R k TBAYLOR, Attorneys at Law, .1 ftJIPBR, INI'IAN k II. practlcpln tl.oCourti of lulolsnd t'ulOIUIMOOtttMM. . . aV11''' .,r I nlx'ls County Stste Hank.

the guilty I M irion. Ind.

UENTESTRY

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UN. Ii. tI. MO&MY, Resident Dentist,

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C0NCFRMNG CORRIiCT SPEECH Oh, why should the spirit Of timmnnr be proud, U Ufa such a wide nrargin C)f language allowed? Of course, there's a limit "I knowed" and "I've saw," "I seen" and "I done it," Are rather too raw. But, then, there are utheis No better than they. One hears in the talking He hears every day. "Where at?" asks one person, Oiitethoughtle-H. And: "Who," Asks another, "did Mary (Jive that bonnet to'."' Hoar a maid as she twitters: "i n, yes, I went out With i-he and her fellow In his runabout."

And heir a man saying: "Between you and I, That block of Pacific Would make a good buy." And this from a mo her, Too kind to her boy, "I had rather you shouldn't I)j things to annoy." And this from a student, Concerning a show, Who say- to the maiden: "Let's you and 1 go."

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:. Man' I LirfaT." iweniy one boys and twenty-one

girls. No race suicide goes with the Kev. Joe Smith. Isn't the argument conclusive as to bis availability with reepect to at least three essentials his Republicanism, bis

vigorous strenuosity, and his belief in a numerous progeny? Give Smith a show. Fairbanks doesn't

want the job anyhow. The Ctah man could swing into line a great many votes that might shy at tbe Indiana Senator. These suggestions

we believe to be timely and they are offered for what they are worth. Indianapolis Sentinel. Wher HJa Prienda Wert "The most of my friends." said Congressman Bede in Washington a

:ew days ago. "are m congress or the penitentiary. The other day up there I mean in tbe house, not in tbe penitentiary the chaplan asked the Lord to look down on us. Some of us thought that was pretty bard, inasmuch as motmen had been doing it, and we didn't see why the Lord should be asked to add to our

humiliation. "Money," said I ncle Eben, ia what makes de mare go. But sometimeit wants a senaible driver to prevent somebody f'um gitten' throwed habd." Baltimore American.

Moms came

tote and saw

voting S: :n - ti!ig on tne lence again, tin- time with his faev all di--fignred aa if 1 had Wen in a fight and bridled np generally. "Wha's de t rubble now?" asked

the old man. " i'ear- like vuh done

L'oiic an' ran inter one d dein steam

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I Jib ail yun lauit, t. ueic Ah dene tnkea jvh advice. Ah went out in do fld de udder day, an' Mar-' Fairfax ha i 0JBM along, an' he cuss im- Dea Ah apa an' Ah cusses iTim hack." Toh de lan's sake, man," Faid old Mose, rolling nil eyes, "vuh

ub. d:d vuh

Her View of Economy.

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Mias Cutting That dog of yours -et ms to be remarkably intelligent. Softleigh Yaws, indeed ! I ah couldn't begin to tell you all he knows.

Miss cutting No, of cocree not.

New Yorker.

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iMsdiua nni wort I lh dsü i'""- n'1 jr",l.ie rk p-lally sola-it... ."''

or . wurrantf 'I.

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Money to Loan

at

5 Per Cent. Ve A. Wilson, ASPER. INDIANA.

(irind Of The Divorce Mill

That the saloon is the greatest

iv re i Icpr of the home and destroyer

of dome-tie felicity, is shown by the

ilarming increase in divorces, the chief cause of which, the judges assert, ia drinking husbands. At Indianapolis, Tuesday, :' divorce caaaa were set for trial in circuit court, of these Id were tried, 11 decrees heim; uran'ed. Forall tuiscourt ex

pense, of course the tax payer has to

pay the bill. Itnl thp breaking up 01 one fam-

ilv hv divorce caused from drink, is

a far more äerious loss to the State, ni made I good deal Btrongi r. We than is all the total extra monetary, are her.- to Renounce graftera and axpenaaa placed on the people. I grafting of nil kind-, and we want Think of tkM inconsistency of alto make it so plain that m- man -tatewheh licences a tiaffic and then who lias ever profited by graft will

must neede maintain expensive ja dare to -how bia im I

There's lots of good people, That's talking like that. Who should learn from we critics To know where they're at. William J. Lampton.

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Mrs. Li -nomy I've been reckoning up our expenses, dear, and I find t' . I j t spend $109 a year on cigar-. Now, if "U were to cut it one-half there "would be enough saved to keep BM in hats for six months. See how I studv cconomv.

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Example of It Himself. The d legate with the scarred fa ro-e to ineak. 'Mr. liairman," he said. "I'm f

the reaolntiona all right, only I rai

Couldn't Hid I J ti i.i ii police

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.f l.i. frl.-n.l. , l...,ln't entiu. WUU1 Atllll Ulf A ra , I lie riKlllllll

fruits of that tralliic.

ilJUIIIOMI w , -

It. make prac-

the X ray. At Kiev redrn nken jirisoner was robibout I "' by cell mates. .- 1 the crime, hut twtha money was found in : aad the X rav re-

. r )100, which was in

gold, anugly atowed away in their raapeoiive ii!t riors. Tiiev hadswal-

Against d it tivee pro-

tieai i tenth

bed of il They der thirdi of their clol : reah d tht

How He Looked at It. "Yes," said the author, "I got

seven letters complimenting me on

that one short storv.

"That must have made vou feel

1 proud." I "It didn't." "What Hid it do?"

"Why, it only made me feel that

I didn't get enough for it when I

told it. Chicago Post.

"Did you say your husband was

out looking for work?"

"No, 1 believe he's out looking

at work. There are some men digging a cellardownat tbe corner, and he doesn't seem able to get any further." Philadelphia Prese.

He Her complexion is just like

strawberries and cream, isn't it?

She It is strawberries ; it comes

in a box. Philadelphia Ledger.

He But, really, don't vou think

if it came to a pinch your father would help me out ?

She (versed in the slang of the

day) If it came to a pinch he might

bail you out. Cleveland Plain

Dealer. "Gee, I'm all bawled up!" murmured tbe baby sorrowfully when be couldn't cry any more. Columbia

Jester.

arms to give him a new face? He's

g. t

graft written all over his'

in the sovereign voters whoso ballots determine the policy of the govern

ment. . . .....l of (bo rft-e a-" repnrbd in

the daily papers were quite patneiic tiere mo meeting dito up m and give hut an inkling of the hell row. Chicago Tribnae. k in whieh iivtnv wives are;

MM , A MtstC1ttv3 Wo0er. fFor elevebma year- Mrs Hat-' "It U trlth faltering penmaiiahip ,ie 1 )otv -aid he made, he living for that I write to have communication i if i hotv He new with yon ahont the prospective con"i'1 j Jf 'm Z ditioa ofyour dnWl oiT-pring. For did work, sue sum. ,..,,.1.. ;. r,-t naa.

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What Chocolates Lead To.

A young man in Emporia, Kan.,

had an open account with a local druggift for two years. The other day he called for his bill. The first item on it was a box of chocolates and the la-t was a nursing bottle. This ought to Ik! a lesson to voung

nu n not to let accounts stand open

MissSkeen Where did you graduate from, Mr. Gill? Mr. Gill From the School of Pharmacy. Miss Skeen (.ith surprise) Is it possible? What a strange choice for a man brought np in tbe city ! But if I remember rightly your grandfather was a farmer too. Kam's Horn.

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forward when he got hii face icald- ';"' a,ul wr rnarvcis yei aa wnrna l(,ntr.BrooUlvn

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to he armor plated like a battle-hip.

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JjlirjUintlU Ufluu ijauji. wl,e her Daeoana sw-p ' . strirken

and other such

sweoi snw . , , rk for drinks, ftri. ken Bahn. The writer contm-

.mwvnTX TTiTTTVrrP an.iou.ei-

rain JV Uonw nf her 1,a 1 ahandoned me, and here 1 bow . ling ZÜX": f rshipwrecUdontherockofl Ä P d-ÄA there was nothing left but A? to niy i;;.; t I W

Horse. tKMiMetl am. . , we u, it W and it, " '" '.'; ' "ZiT- "

T . .. i-n eue. lino I inn nu inu-in iiuuk.

I'cnang Gazette.

an

tr.ning counties.

sold oo cheap terma. IWS ,y t,roke it all to pu c. s.

Cr.minaU Hate Him. John Connanghtoa, principal keeper in Bing Biag Bfstaav has not visited New 'ork eity for twenty-nine years, and th.re is little likelihood that ho will ever do so. The reason ,.f kifl ia flint t 1 i r.i n rn i n 4l.. Mit

1 I., I- to i.i. ii llltlV ill ' 111 l . i . t . , n great numU r of men who would ui ome an opportunity to kill him.j

In his capacity as prison keeper forty M ars Mr. ( oiinanghton 1

kfl at

Post master Yes, sir, an' that married Mrs. Fresh was watching me with one eye an' flirting with Zeke Crossby's hired man with the other.

Farmer Ryetop Do tell I I swan . these postoflice scandals are getting worse every da; ! Philadelphia Tel-egiaph.

How It Happened. . . i .

fortune, a Know. sin. hi

everv man'? d'-.r ome."

"That explains it." . , "Ei I bat r US

"tTnsj u-e r.n.e to mU lier. Whv ,ur luc t"." "r?"'"-"'-

in thunder doe-n't hc ring the bell?

W

e never pay anj

attention to

The Recipe Habit.

"I think th ! cighbon are real arc pick

mean, said Mr-. I. "What'i the troi

husband.

Oh, just for a kid," replied tbe

prisoner, who was lost to ail aene

of shame. Chicago New?. As long as physicians prescribe

alcohol in preparations when people

they will prescribe it for

asked her

themselves when well.

earned the enmitv of aaany deiper-

i.ioii.ui.p, muri vi wnim hui-, , , v- rnr.t hr -ri.n I oW Win Or

i in with an intensity which would jmi?E?,iai ,, . , .. hiakv in her home if he realised Indnea i' -i to trturder dionhl th.. ' l ou know.our Marguento tVoesn t wniaay in DM none n sue reameju . , n to murder should the he. 9iJ the danger of its creating an appe1 and their Mathilde is alwava at the t'to for etrong drink among her own

i head of the i la--." ovea ones. K ite "What of thatlT Help them who cannot help aa'1 . ' h,-v u nnl;,n 1 tel1 m Par" again.-Emerson. ticular sort of brain producing pat-,

food thev give their children.". Pray lor temperance ana voie ior

con Id kd vou

No Li. "Whv, you said you like the Vtnd, and I fi kale at all."

"Well, neither can the wind." j

Brow mini's Magazine.

, Washington Star,

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