Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 46, Number 25, Jasper, Dubois County, 4 March 1904 — Page 1

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JASPKR, INDIANA. FRIDAY, MARCH 4. IW4.

NO. 25.

ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

f UV hi Ur Ci I STY . I N PI A S A , B Y CLKMKNT DOANE. (jflTICK. 1n( "l ww ,:i -" On 'sk Si Bti i-HK Ii ai BiwBCRiPTiöii, ,, Year, 5:: Nuuder, Postpaid. 1-50. d titer t n n propoftli u KATES ADVEBTttlSü. I- , .egal advertisement legal rt; c line tl ,w lur nnrt ürtion ; 50c. m li Bubee-jut-nt insertion. ; , -early advertisement tHatf! wnict will be made to regular adveri seie. LoMMKEClAL KD JOB WOEK i tit Kind Promptly and Neatly eate J I IIKIKAL PKICBI. A t uvite inspection and bu;nes. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. c;. WV.Traylor,f1.D. Phvscian & Surgeon. Ireland, Indiana. Oil MW i u'ul't an' day. B)ii. telephone Cuu.UrrUuid and

Columbia TowaaaMp TruteePt Nodes. I lie undersigned. Trustee of C'oluni- n ,a J, 1 1 - t'oiinty. In-!., will attend . u, t j iih:p buainew at hi oth.-e on .rrv -aturday, and persona having D ownship Inifrifl? 10 tiDM'-t are re- 1 .joe-ted to preeent it on that day ol the t 3k. t, lhe. fowmhip Library i k- t at the Ofhce of the Trustee, where thoee en- i titled can obtain lk. .iaoiu. W. MM BrHS.Trartee No-:. 'J3, lsoa-ly. f, ü i . liäuav " m KK N . F18HEB KK AN. Attorneys at Law,

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i KAY LOB A. TRAYliOB, Atiorneys at Law, jAMTIC. IMHANA. mm practice in the Court of twtboia and .ij3iii.nai-"uni ' - . art.r. lulioia County tatr Hank. o i. 1KW. DENTISTRY

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Money to Loan at 5 Per Cent Wm, A. Wilson, ASPER. INDIANA

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LIVERY AND SALS jSTABLE. t'ERD. VOLLMER, A n trfkt, .lawper, I nil . .warf have the beet tarnoat, of any artrty for aialonier; partimlarlj oomairmal traveler!. Coarteoat and careal driven to all parte of Dubois and a.1tc:nuit coontiea. Horaea boarded and tol J on cheap termi. octti.un.-iv

Latent St.lea In Carpets and R.a. Which Ant Eat.ly Followad-

The , 1

.naalf t into i In rv tM t.i-

h.-r' for 111 OÜH.T

no comcat f ;t to" in," laid all ri 'ht.

the ihm v uav to t-r hud a - tat Al .a handle

THE EARTH KINO.

The Kina of the Karth eat

plow Al he furrowed hi- lieh domain;

He wiped the Hweat fro n ak honest hrow And catu-red the golden grain. The little eeed. from itn humble bed

Where the farmer let it lie. uuird a it raised its little head And grew a. the day went b" .

katr..m Ik. tiA iKul ihn I

had made, The "long-" aod out To buy and sell on

Trade. And the Karth King heard their ehout.

He Miiiled with glee, this mighty King, Hi happiness complete To think of the gold bit tit-Ida would bring "A dollar seven lot wheat"' Joe Miller, in Ind. Star.

just with the same ease as to mo

tion or absence of friction as the

other normal pace. But the quickest motion is to me frightful ; it if

reallv I vine and it is impossible to

j j - - a , e divest yourself of the notion of m-

ititnt death to all upon the least at -

.ident happening.

shorts'

Iving

cried

the Board oi

DREAM CATS.

Animate

f.r the

ft, tO inkets,,

Bett Vi

Prunea.

tH'ir

t h 'fin. a month v A for a ber w hen i time to-

! .. r fam-

old girl! She ad bet troubles. m t HMae John u:t man enough BVt of the yard, name's Hmlson.

nt. But it

ti-t the land-

atro Journal

Ireland Inklinfs. I got a letter the other day from

v ur ' Uncle Kiuy, wno is wnnin

ear shot and ht told me a lot of

t. t sr.te f .r the ,lfar old

Courier. He sa'd there was

th. The latewl and n...-t approv-. ntetbod i- t aelacl the U-t m the market afTonls. Wash! lallv, then cover with cold wa-' ind ic t Mand overnight. Ia the plao t-'tii prunt and the r ia wl.u h thev have been soak-

Happy Daa.

Felines the Moat Terrifying

In Nightmare,. 'Cat3 and dreams do not go well too ther," mid the observing man, "and any man who has had an experience with cats during the half tai iag motaenll wiLl appreciate the remark. During all the dream of mi life I have experienced noth

ing qaiU - I boniali as the dreamj. which have conjettured up exiK?rienees with eats. I suppose most ev-

erv man, at some tune or oiner uuring his childhood, has expeneneed that peculiar sensation associated with the half sleeping belief that one is falling, or the very familiar .uon of Ixing unable to run when pursued by a wild animal of ,ome sort, or perhaps one of a dozen

other experiences that are common ii rv

oniMiirh nmonir vounir torn. 1 1 ream

i er

going f this kind are horrible

to he a change in the post olhce de-ennUffi. jjut Hwm cannot compar

partrnent here and that the "Post- w ith that aw fulness of feeling which

master Jineral'' bad prontised to f,,n()Wf, the introduction of the cat

let loose of the "eo.'erntnent tit I Ppa. scene I have often

w lll" HIV 11 1... about April let; we suppose he will won(iercd whv it is that the feline

than lim In in on the total i : oh iho hnr.

vuvm " -- o ' I I n ' ii i t H. I 1 iipp. '(..Iflir'i . " disabihtv list." Our people will be tu;M Somehow the cat seems

glad to bear this we are sure, M the stalllj f ,r XM uex thing. We

a li a i a

new p. m. win unaouteaiy emy iu nat urallv put it down as Peing

the otlice part of the time at least. a cat fight is the worst kirn

Joe (ileason and (iuy Brittain of a tight. If we want to be par ham tha mmnlaii anil tooth-ache. tirn lnrlv fnrcpfnl in Fncakinc of I

They will be better by the time this ajtnation we refer to it as a Kilkcn

reaches your readers. ny cat fight. ( lurass Stewart and Deacon Coop-i "(-it are associate.! with many eu ... , ii o,-u. i!U laat oraok hnv- nc ml it ions, and there is a very com

Tl uric a, iiaT'MHV irt nvva at ' ing stock. They etipped a car load OH belief that they are inordinate lv fond of hangitik around dead per

ll.rr .n.mi IWa Stewart Bat I VM speaking more

hv hon.r.1 thP ohr-rk.rt saw- particularly of the cat in the dream

.... B. . .. ... j IV) nu ever dream of cats P Do VOU

mill down in the nig Dottom ana , , . ,,. t t u.-.j... i. .v,...o e. ,ve ft pleasant dream with

oave a lorce oi unuusai nui iocic. i,,. rnt m the nut ure.' If nu liae

Sam Gleimon, democratic candi- , tiHn , ( an sav Nf

uaie lor irus.ee ui iue unuo.F, jn. ana aboia i an. decidedly un

aiiWn iiV a.uuuu, wUB, k..i4llt i ,in.ä a cat looms ur

betwixt ana between me people iasi j (.tur( n,lU tl). ls ..mmenad

week. avis i n mv KiihiiTn

ui, w 'J ...i, - - n

. lia, med -tall-

Wily Doctor. a htth itory loM of lr. i-Ingr.Jii that U very f a-mvthtcal hthop and lar. Having invited any in an audience at Stepkiai a ii uest ion. he was "Pli air, why did walk up and down Jar when ihev had wings?"

lit &nd I a soft ird and

wer this. Lon-

H s Ett mat. on.

uccess

Don t Peel Petal

Dr. th

t the amount he gets nl- has something to pillar imprcsMou on Washington Star.

Henri Watterson Summers, Ten--ion examiner Smukey Johnson, Postmaster Jineral Stewart and Deacon Cooper, with hie turkey strut, held the democrat voters of this vicinity spell-bonnd for Zenor for a long time, even Mika-a-bus Fat-a-hu-Soda bus Sweeney-a bus, with his jeweled lingers constantly rush ng through his silver-gray hair, was not able to find any Cox men

on nie occasional trips 10 iuu, Hut something happened. Cock-a-doodle-doo doo doo! I like to see a little dog before And pat him on the head, behind.

So prettily he wags his tail before. Whenever he i- fed behind. Some little dogs are very good

before And very useful too, behind, Bi t do you know that they will do before, What they are alwavs bid to do

behind. 1'ncle Billy's Nephrw

He Fetches 'E

Lara, 1

across mv face or chewing on my

ears; airain he ia burvmg his daw

in thf sockets of mv eves or crunch

ing on mv f.ngers with his sharp

teeth: sometimes he mnplv spread

himself on me like an adder, witl

his claws anchored in mv flesh, whil

his incisive teeth are used to slit my

itairus. t ats and dreams! tx

cuse me. if ou please. The night

mare in anv form is bad enough, but

when the cat shows up and begins

to take tpart in the situation it

simplv "worse and more of it,' if

niav use a ootoilar savimr. 1 have

I j r i , w I.e. n chased hv bears, panthers

catamounts, tigers, lions; have been

clawed bv wildcats, crushed by elc

phaiits, bruised by rhinficeroses that

u-ed my fond and palpitating-lxoom !for a Dronienadc. and all that kind

of thing, and 1 have even been shot

down in cold blood by the midnight

a-- issin. hut for , t'irtwr'1

the horror indiscnhahle, the cat in

the dream i. aSo'.it the climax, and if vou don't want to take my word

for it tust trv the rat Fometimes

when you are dreaming." New Or

lean- I imes 1 in... rat

Earl Kailruadinr.

Off With H.a Head.

Priace Yuan Shikai, successor to

From the diary Thomas Creevey, the famous Lj Hung Chane, once

who lived in Kngland during the badly frightened an Englishwoman

ic thin

the b

WUU I i a awww-MWV 9 awwa - -f O early part of last century, says the with whom he k-ing entertained

. Ch- aon News, the following is at some function in a Chinese town.

,3.,n ,Ty-'x n ,, noted : "Lady Wilton pent over The guest from across the continent , ye-terdav from Knowney to say hapMaadtO remark that one of the

i .i. i, iat Loco Mote machine was to se rving men, a ( hinaman, ha

'" - anofl the railway at such a place spilled something on her gown

rs crea ea so, Ä,ij,ir fnr th Knowdev nar- Prince Yuan immediately -renliec

i ran-c ripe.

v, - the potash salts, should be eaten raw. id the chemical union of lettable ac id i destroyA Vean Man. a f arfol pmblefft for a

with t girl wl r. aaai "if yo into t! go Pin

3 1 la. J V.IWV. b . " " " J - r w . ty to ride in if they liked, and in- that it weald give him great pleas

;..A ihi- hmi, to he of tha nartv. ure to have the man - heal cut oi

III' u .uii- - v 'J - " . w - . rf oniT4f we were at our lost in if that would in anv wav contribute

impres , ' Hntnf horsemen, to her comfort, and an order to that

t.. of mnnv a v ' . 7 . . .... , j .

-it the hour aiP,:nted. 1 naa ine ei!e, t woum re issued nnmeauuuy

oiiaiinnner, f . ii a Formet t mir the common extrava

m ?l i Vnh!a Pleteure, oi Uking a trip of five gam of Cain ie ifMeh and courV miles in it, hich we did in just a t-v. the poor Englishwoman was en meals. t tuca- ter 0 an hour that is, 20 quite r. t hi d until she had secured

miles an hour. As accuracy uon the prince I promise that he would

A D ffe-ent Tale.

W. C T. U. COLUMN. OOaODOTatn HV MRS. at. L. HoBBS. Ha-h and Kebash. The prohibition or exclusion of

the lhiuor trafiic. is one of the high

est ideals id civil and military government. If this ideal can't be

reached at one bound, by reason of

indifference, prejudice and a disin

clination to learn from history and human experience, we should nevtr

descend to low ideal to accommo

date our selves or others, to low grades of public or political senti

ment.

Outlaw the liquor tratlic and we outlaw the outlaws.

Kick a saloon keeper and you

kick his backer the brewer.

Prohibition bv spots is not differ

ent from prohibition by the state or .a a a tj a

iation; the only dinerenee being in

he site of the epots. The larger

be -pot the better the prohibition,

nd conversely the smaller the spots

he worse for prohibition.

Are not the old "parties getting ecidedly too old to tackle a thing

bat has them tackled?

The intolerance of Whigs, Demo-

rats and slave holders helped on

he opposition to human slavery in

tnte-bellum days. Will history re-

eat itself, with another reign oi in

tolerance by Republicans, Demo-

rats, breweiB and saloon keepere?

"A poor excuse is better than m 11 .1 a 1 1

aone tor a teiiow tnai sens wmsay

to a roan, that he may have an op- . . a m 1 1

portuntty to deprive some leuows

if the same thing tor a dime more r less.

The liouor traffic continues to

jive some people the "black eye."

A' hen will the people give the liq

uor traffic the black eye? "An ounce of prevention ia worth

a pound of cure," but the cure has

to be pounded into a liquorcrat ; to persuade, and attempt moral force )r principle, is taken by him as

merely cowardice.

The ideal government is one tnai

does not license or tax sin. NN e

nay not reach our ideal in this life.

but it ought to be some source of

atiefaction to advocate such an

ideal. .- yr

Principles first and men to ht

them. Party men cease to be states

men when they insist that nominees of party conventions should be voted for when they do not represent the individual voter.

IThe btewer and saloon keeper

vote for men who are not antagonistic to their business. This one thing is enough, and is a hint for every other person to do likewise.

Tbl apologist for the liquor trai-

tic ai.d drunkard making, cry out,

Utopian!" to Prohibitionists and

exclusionists. NN'a shout back,

"Y'ou are another toper!"

A novernment of the people, by

the people, and for the people, is

not the ideal one so long as it collects $1 1 J,000, more or less, annually as a tax on "alcoholic

rot."

In "nushinc the tight" you have

to "push," and this is harder than

fighting "King Alcohol' himselt.

Alcohol is straight goods ; it don t

Jeceive.

"Wilson s Whiskey, that is all." Is this true? Ask the man who

lells or drinks it.

Agitation destroys Stagnation, and either establishes the truth or makes its enemies roar, one or both. The "worm of the still" says "be -till." and T will wotm out the

will" of the drinker

officers of the law are either winkers or doers." Brewers and

saloon keepers, make drinkers and

winkers, and pleuty to do tor the

doers.

The temperance agitation is a continual threshiag of "old straw." Keen at it lone enough and we will

finally thresh out "old rye."

Danville, Ind. John Kendall.

'It ja-t this Tay.'' her husband toM htir: "If you are content with an incipeii-ive wardrobe for yourself and the thihLen I can afford to Ut you go to Uir Harbor or Newport, but if vou invest extensively in clothes I'll have to send you to a Michigan fruit farm." It was, indeed, a mean problem. . Ciucao 1'oat.

Tr.e Happy Future. this subject was my gteai onjeci, i Mrs We e Everything we held my watch in my hand at etartJ if ing and all the time, and as it had faa IVft I 1.1 arm

a second nana l anew i mum uui W Ilav a little patuoc, be deceived, and it so turned out w e get a httle there was not the difference of a rill be antique. Judge, second between the coachee or con1,1. t,,r and tnvself. But observe.

IU' ' ' J B I red actuailv had the nerve during these five miles the machine . . n l - . ..a ;i

to pr ; os.. to me last nignt. was occasionally roaue w pu . 1 V. r.. W hv I'd eaJ it a out or tro it. and then wc went at

aaaaa A Jirtnadoaa inriitv I. a rat id .12 miles an llOUT. and

V iavn.i va av7 at at j pu aaw v a

not

mention the occurrence to anv

nor think of it again himself

1 . f W l.r llrnrim "lliaUOa." fcffal tlieold colored par-n-. ' do ft elK'h Mjr, ot behind me, Satan? " No traJintw At a m." !! i)eacm CMnWIi mWt Ai told Satun to git (bind M, be mlit sttk me when Al. wa n t lookln". Ah keep bin right in front wUab Ab kiu tee hiui."-Cul cago Newa

No prohibition law anywhere, however poorly enforced, ever failed to give enough of beneficent reaults to

justify its enactment. National

Advocate.

The u-e of blood letting and the

" o prescribing of alcohol as a medicine began with the same medical men,

and they should have Loth practically ceased together.

Alcohol is not a true stimulant.

but a narcotic. ' StiTT in certain sense it is both a stimilant and a

narcotic; it stimulates death and

narcoticizes life.