Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 45, Number 13, Jasper, Dubois County, 5 December 1902 — Page 8

Ithedford's

BUCKDRAIKH THE GREAT Fiuirwu... ncDiciNE Thdfonrs Mar k -Drati-At h& saved doctors' bills, fur mote than ixty jvar. For the common family ailments, noh as constipation, indigestion, haid colds, bowel complaints, chills and fever, biliousness, headaches and other like complaints no other medicine is necessary. It invigorates and regulates the lirer, assists dicrestu.n, stimulates action of the kidney-, purifies the blood, and purges the bowels of foul accumulations. It eure liver complaint, indigestion, (sour stomach, dizziness, chills. rheumatic nam. Kide.ti-h. U'kalie, kidney troubles, constipation, Ji vrrh.ea. Liliomn. niles. hard colds and headache, l.verv druggist has Thedf.r 1 ' 1 üaek -I raught in 25 cent packages and in mammoth size for $1.0 . Never accent a substitute. Insist on having the original made by the Chattanooga Medicine Comjany. I bclkvc Thtdford Black-Draught is the best medicine on earth. It is good for any and everything. I have family of twelve children, and for four years I have kept them on foot ana neaitnv with no doctor hut Mark. Draught. A. J. GREEN, lllcwara, La. Get a Home 'Phone! Dubois County Telephone Co. Good Local SorvloaLong Distance Instruments. Full Metallic Llnss. We give our subscribers free telephone service to every point we reach in tbil and adjoining counties, (more than 100 towns,) and we are improving and extending our lines every day. No Shouting. No Party Lines. No Second Hand Stuff. jS Business $2.00 per month. Residences 75c M " Kates Call ux "HOME PHONE," for short. Office and Exchange in Kuebler Block. JOHN F. JUDY. Resident Optician. Graduate of South Bend College of Optics. Special Attention given to Physical, Scientific and Physiological Optica. A'l kinds of lens on hand or ground to order. 9Fine line of Spectacles. OFFICE: Cor. 5th & Main St. JASPER. INDIANA. Mar. is. 'oi.-tt. Harbison Trustee's Notice. Notice in hereby given that the tinlrigned, Trustee of Harbison township, will attinl to township business on each Monilav of the year, at mv office, and Craoiu having township business to insact are required to present it to him on Mondays. The township library will be kept at my home in Ifayiville. (i so rob Nix, Kov. 23 1900.-. Trustee. LIVERY AND SALE STABLE. FEED. VOLLMER, main strket, Jasper, Iiul Always have the beet turnouts, of any Tariety for customers ; particularly commercial travelers. Courteous and carofnl drivers to all parte of Dubois and adJoining counties. Horses boarded and sold on cheap terms. Oct u. i - lv Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what yon eat. It artificially digests the food and aids Nature In strengthening and reconstructing the exhausted digestive organs. It Is the latest dlscove red digestant and tonic. No other preparation can approach it In efficiency. It in atantlv relieves and permanently cures Draper!. Indigestion, Heartburn, Flatulence, hour Stomach, Nausea. Blck Headache, Uastralgla, Cramps and All other results of imperfect digestion. PrieaSOr. anritt. IirsealtornntnlniitH tlnw Heise. Boole all about dynprpais malledrrs Vssered by E. C. DeWITT A CO . Cbfl Advertisers in The Courier are capturing the trade.

Optician.

WRITING THL SERMON.

"lit .:rr'i Krida; t Ihr Fos lrr(iirii ' i i Tkh Prob l lv f. w ii ! hstcii VI! 1 1 I limn win i : , .. ! Huiulax. that for btvn tin- ; : tor t n-. i uiou w : tll'Hlfcht" is follow Issjr Mu la sj rsMib I p. i who i Iii wri tl.ciii t i.h 1 ' St, I n.W I i day lias r I lie pasi it- the neri fiKl for : "ii mi the tkiiiK of this custom n ! i . i: :i a: Win u i i iut pMsjHsV gatcl. pre:: i ..... dsNM 't'inporaiwouh Btivli a thing as MSBJSft yng n PtTiii i !.imvn. Many gifted nu ll t.; . tin :r views on various ml I i m Hi. i a ltlttl fow words of pv d ! lew to tli'lr list ciior. Thin prtK'thv i- ;t. II rt'.itinucd In the ltoinan Cntliolii Iir.it li of the SNSMM day. mid 1 thiol, that a vt iv liniitttl number f the plants vr writs n st moti. Not all itii:iib:'!'s. however, adhere t this rule by any BtSSJBa WaSB Henry Wartl !'.. - r was sakstl on what day he i n-pared his sermon, he replied, 'On Sun. lay morning, of coarse 1 "'Well. Mr. BsOrBBr. tlon't you think thnt Is a rather dilatory habit for you to jret into'.-' asked aimther. "Oh. no. n.it at nil.' replied Mr. BeH'her In hi nick way. "You see, I lHk at a Sttmoa I IS SO BBS do on n pancake. Tfcsy ean be SSfSSd hot or cold, and I like mine hot; that's nil.'" 1IU I rlen.l .,-,.(Tro. The billowing story, told by the Washington Post, leads us to WOBcVf winch to esodesBa tirst. the toaster or his critics. It coin , i ns a certain man who baa a large collection of auto graphs. Isjdssd, the envy and sometimes the skepticism of his friends have been excittd by the mini lr of successful nudssn who have set doWS familiar nnd tlatteriiig Inscriptions in his Iswks. Some carp ts have STea gone so far as to hint darkly at a similarity of handwriting throughout the collection. lie reomtly purchas.d a rare edition of Chaucer, and one evening when a party was gathered at the house the preckMi book vraa psjussed from band to band. The owner lost sight of It, but the nex' morning he found it 1 lag on his library tahle. On the fly leaf was inscribed; "To Jack . from bis old friend and schoolmate. Geof. Cbaucet." X 1 1 of Horn- TimUr. It is said that liorue Tooke. who excelled in that duellike controversy . biblted by two disputants when pitted against each other with only the btsadtk of a ma legally hoard bstWeSB them, was t x t dingly quick and sharp at n tort. When he made deadly thrusts, it was with his most a smiling countenance and without seeming effort or emotion. Replying to a man who CHinteiid. il that only land wners should be allowed to vote at elections, he said, "Pray t. :1 me how many acres does it take to make a wiseacreV" Win ii SSksd by QeorgS 111 whether he er plave.l .aids, lie replied, "I can not, your majsty. tell a king from n kMVtw What can I.- more uniipicly eSSolC than h;s saving to his brother: V"U sad I, my dear brother, have in ratted Um laws af nature. You have ri-t u in the world by your gravity, and I have fallen l.y my levity'' "- Saturday Evening Post. Thf WurltTa Lwriirat rab. I low would you like to have a crab like this squeezing your toe when you go bathing? The gigantic Japanese Cfub, nmasuring twelve feet, is probably tin- largest cnistaesaa in the world. The specimen Is a type of the spider crab, which Inhabits the waters of the (Troup of Islands forming the einiire Of Japsa Th' bo.lv imrtion Is the b!zc of a bnlf bosbel monsure, while it two Rrat arms or "feelers" could cully SBclreJs the BgSVS of a man. Its ei'lit .inns or 1.,-s r.scnible Iiuko hamlHio mi1.s nn.l arc extremely elas tic, nnd if strung' into one line tbey would reack to the tap of a four story apart aunt building, one of the extraordinary M'culiaritl of this crab is the faculty of assuming a disguise by alHtlng ptecSS of seaweed oud Kj.ot.-i - to tin body. Norway Hotel System. There is a capital hotel system In vogue In certain parts f Norway. In villages where no hotel exists one of the more proinimnt inhabitants is sub skllaed by tin- Wn weajaii iwtsfwasal and in return Is bound to provide acBlBBJBjttaSttea for not less than four traveJsrs, Bs atay take in four if as ehcMMCS, but four is the miniuium. The aeceaaSSStfarJsn and fool supplied are excellent, aud the charges are ry no i.I. rate. The Drop Cartaln. A youiiRMcr had bSSSl to the theater, nnd iiioti Ins return bis uncle naked him how h likc.l the play. "Oh," he replied, ' the piny was all riKiit, but I didn't tee aeariy ail of it." "Why, how did that happen?" SSked his Ullcle. "Iteenuse." auswere.1 the yciiiugster, "the roli.r BttMt lia been liroke, for the window 1 llnd fell down two or t hie.. tJmesr 'hums. Knlr i:i-linns. Editor Sc. le re, Mr. Iolati. d b ieil me load of hay for the sit years' tttserlptioii you owed for my paper. Mr. Dotal I M iM Editor Well, tny bot e won't eat ibnt bay, b' tmbl Mr. DolSH 't , my potrl won't eat our paper, be gobs! Tuck. The rem to SjaSl the t' Of seiulin;' !. News. man Is n I I I inxlotts il killer for the purpose in next door I Ibli ata

WISDOM OF THE WIDOW.

lrm or n Mnu W In I . Kul Asrrt Willi Tu WMV Tos SMS who ssanrtss n riri just out f seh.Mil has nil of imieh sbrewdu. as, ta. t and fortitude, tor thS IffSS ar of natrlinoaj will prodaces Moient revo Itttiou in her mind. As she learns to know her basbnntl she ho has neer reu him except when be had ins best . ...it on she v ill iL m linn a brute and w ill be il apMiiiited .ilil disgusted, for she Mill compare him with that tin sit'le kleal of Btsaboad srhSch tvsry girl hsj in wr mind and of orkJcfe h-. of COOTS, fslfal short. Ibn with experience will t nine Wiedsal, In time she will utidcrxtnml that her girlhood'! l.ieal. It' she -v ,, him in the seh, would ha an sahsarabia prig, and that her BBSbsad is ahSfsl M Baad as nu n go tad even if she hes him -u iiul. better than the scat man. A Wldotd Itai all this knowledge ( men ami el las world, iinii a tplnstwr lacks A man talks tu a u i.low trSStjF as to one " i.o has found him out. She is expert in Hi. ;.iis of pleasing him, and if a bright yottltg widow sets h. r cap for a man he can sape DOT only by lliulit. A VridOW has no illnsiulis und no Ideals She is will train. I nn.l usl to gti.ng d'.uMc, w bile the spinstr is an unhroketi lilly ami is ksOVBd to kick Up a g' 0d deal M hen she Iii st feels a tug at the suallle. Man l rancisco Bulletin, FasMsaasile l.lfe In Only. Tbe fashionable tea son in Italy, says Luigl VUlari in "Italian Life In Town and Country," Is from CbtistOUM to BsStCTi the ttSSa geiuTally kimwn us the carnival. At Naples, Messina and some otlnr places there is als a sum- ! Uier season t mtneiiting on the e culiarities uf life among the tipp r etaases, Mr. Villari says: j "Italians, even in the grandest sta' iisu men is, u n.t wear eveuiiig .tr.'.-s for ilium r utih'vs tin re is a party. black coat is enough for ordinary puposes, a few men who erlab to be par tlcularly fashionable wear a smoking coat with a black ti', which garment is sutlici'iit for all save very large din ner parties ami halls, on the other hand, there are occasions u-lu u a man dons his dress cSotbCS by day. It is de riguetir at court functions, even In mornings, and at wed. lings. Ladies wear hats at the tbeaten except on gala nights. Thy display more Jewelry by clay than BagltSk ladies. The Italian aristocracy have magnificent Jewels, nnd even in quite small towns, where then- Is no great wealth, the old families can make n tili' display. The tall hat is only necessary at marriages, funerals and at court. Young men of fnshlon wear it nlso when paying calls during the season. Among tin- hour geolols evening clothes are hardly cv r 'worn at all." Two CIS ess Slatnaira. One crisis in Lord PalinerstOB'i" life illustrates the sbsoluts good humor whh li may prevail even when political enmity Is at its vrorst Lord Deft had made an BttSCfc upon him in the upper house with su h energy and eloquence that the odds against him seemed o rwbelmlng. Rut he defended himself and his policy from the dusk of one day to tli dawn ..f another with SUCb tact, dexterity und force of appeal to tlx- national tease of honor that he was acquitted of ail blame by majority of fourscore. Next day lu passing through the corridor leading from an ant. room t the upper house one swing door opened fcO his hand nod at the same nmuicut the other to that of Lord Derby. Th.y were opponents, but they were also manly and BWSSt matured BUMS, Tiny sjeaJled, "I was just thinking." said Patosretoii, "what a clever fellow BS) waswks so nearly put me in n hol. :'' "All," was the Kjoiadsti "but nothing like UM devcincKs of the fellow who got you out of it"' A Touch of Snrram. Mr. Skinflint (SS) rsestvlag a dSptttation from his SBBptSfSSSj -Well, what's th. matter now ': Clerk (spokesinan) We want to be paid e-ry week instead f every aionth. "Ughl Vou get all that's due to you, don't you 7" "Yes, sir." "And promptly to a day?" "Yes. air." "Tln n why .1. jmi want to 1 pnld weekly instead Of BSOatMj f "l'lease, sir, it's so we won t be tret tin' the lam ha go carry In' home our syages."- Loadoa Answers. To Market on tllla. An latsrestlng and pJctuissqw cus ton in soattawestern fiance is that of BJOing to market on Htilts Unuips of yOfJDg men and woincii moiintiil on bik'h stilts min be Keen daily erossin the raarshy plains known ns "tbs Lsn des" hi- Landes" ure cut tip int.. small ditches, (mhiIs and baiBWHH sS, and stilts are in COBSogOCBCS almost necessary to tlio.se who desiro to Irav ers; the id Skin Diseases. -i Me pcedy and Knttaasjil euren. tettet , sali rbeam and scaetna, ('ham bsrlalo'l Bye and Skin Ointment h Without as eqoal. It relieves the itc h In - and smart in Almost instantly nnd its continued n dTects a nerimincnt ure. If nlso carsa itch, barber's Itch, c.M head, sore nipples, itching piles, .'happed hands, chronic sore eyes anu re nutated lids. .lr. Cndj's ronditioti Powders foi j'vse nre fh as best tonic, blood rmrlflei 'iJ vermifuge. Price. H cents. Holdbv Martin Friedman, Drngjrist.

GE0BCc P, W'GNER

i rtori'Hiior WAGONS no CARRIAGES, And Dealer lnAgricaltaral Implements end Fertilisere. -oQeneral Repairing A Horse Shoeing North Mais Street, JASPER, - INDIANA. i St. Louis & Louisville Lines. Hctween St. I.ouih, Louisville ft und I ho Southeast. TIMKt Mill IN K rKCT, .mi.'iO, 100'.'

Southern

Railroad

ASTBOt M. e.. No. a I. -t. t.ouis, i H 1 M. 7 Co M Oeatralia, n W P. Ü. IrM .. i " Mi Vernon, II i: P. If. o m Palrfleld, i i- . M . it M M III Csmel, l.'Sla.M i-' 45P. M. Princeton, a .v a. m, i j r. m (sk land Olty, I Ji a. M l:SP.M. " HniitinglurK, I I' . M. I:SP, M r. l .nilHVille, 7 lu A. M. 4M. M. I.V. I.ulsville, S .011 A.M. ISF.K Ar AsaeTlUe, IS:eP. M. i m i. m. " ( hattunooKa, ; art I'. M. fi 00 A. M. " AtliOita, 10 'UP. M. II .10 A M i ksi m 'i m. No 1. No 4. Lv. Atlanta I BS A. M. I II I". M. " ChattanoOKa l'i Co " 10 40 " Asheville S 15 " i 10 " Ar. Louisville 7 3J P, M - M A M Lv. Louisville 9 U0 " 8 SO " ' lluiiMiKbtirK 11 0 " 11 M " " aklaii(l C ity li 4" A M U 11 f M " Princeton t n ii 4s " Mt arm. 1 1 1 15 " " Kairfi. l'l I 60 " 1 21 " " Mt. Vernon 4 Oil ' 3 27 " " Lelllraliu 4 4C " I 07 ' Ar. St Lou I 7 XI "

ISKTWKKN KV VNSV1I.LK M LOl I8VILUE Ko. id OP. M, 50 " 10 40 No. 9. 7 ) a M V:15 " 11 10 P, M. . n. - ii A. M 11 . " I 05 V. M No. 21. 1 P M 2 50 " 5 45 i.v. Loaierille, Ar. Bontlnsburg, " Kvauavillc, I.v. Kvansvllle, Ar Hnntlnsburg, ' Ixulville, SUUKFOBT and 0ANMKLTOM lll-lo.s a.jcept Sunday. la. Ex.Sundav. Sc.4f. No. 41. N4. No 40. No 42 No H P. M. A M. A M A M. A M I' M. -00 soj 11.40 Lv. Lincoln Ar. a 12 12.07 7 0J iM 11.00 AS. Kock port III 1.00 10 1 o.54. No. 52. No.50. No.51. N0.55. No.5a anOU.27 0.43 Lv. Lincoln Ar 7.55 b Oft 11 45 in.24 i.'5 MS Ar. Tell City Lv. IM 64oioi2 10 V) 2.00 V ia ' C'anncUoii " 7.1 ii0li'.0 Intins No-. 1,2, s and 4 run solid between Louisville im-! st Louii. I i.i.i,- ami in between lxulsvlllc and BraaaTllla ran solid, carry isf chair earn, Trains Nos. 21 and n carrr tiirouuii rir-t .lu. co.i. a. - between Kvaiisvill an. I Los la vllie. Da tri !i" between Lonisvllle "'t st. Lonlscsrri Cafe Parlor ear-, met with one eliunxe o! , US throiiL'h sl.' m nir service iroin st. bonis Miel ixuisTiue t i imttn i. lliriiuntrluiiu und other noints m the 'outllt'llst. N : j ht ti iiin between Louisville snd t Ix)tiis carry I'ulliiiitn driiw iiik room sleepiiiit cars itu iiunct s. r ice, II I!. -I I m U(. (,, ii V.in .st Loui, Mo. II. HaKI.WI. K.Ci 1'. A., .isli lixtoli, I. ( GEO K. ALLKM, A'sst i'en'1 1'Ht. Ak''- . Mt Loul M.i v. K. C'LAT.'onn, An I, jii-per. Survey Notice. Notice is bstsby given that the under signed w ill proceed w ith the County Surveyor of Dubois county, Ind., on Monday, le 1st, HHr', to Mirvey s ti m six, township two south, range live west, and establish the corners and intennsdiats lines thereof. Those intTetted will govern thinselvea SO0OrdilIt Ijr. PRANK DILLON. Nov. 14, HiO-J-ow. Columbia Townnhip TrusU e'a Notice. The nndersifrned, Trustee of ColumisTp., Dubois county, Ind., will attend 0 Township business at his otlice on very Haturday, and persons having ownehip business to transact are repiested to present it on that day of the 1 ek. 1 he Township Library is kept at the ithce of the Trustee, where those en'tied can obtain liooks. (ikokok V. Mil iii KN, Tnistee. ' llillham, Indiana. Nov. 23, 1800 -ly. Southern Hallway Best Line from St. Louis and Louisville to Asheville, Chattanooga Charleston. Jacksonville, and All points in the SouthEastfand Florida. Apply to Geo. fi. Allen, Assistant General Pass. Agent, St. Louis Ho. II. B. Spencer, General Manager. S. II. Hardwick, den. Pass. Ag't.

EMBALMiNj,

UNDERTAKING, Funeral Directing.

Elegant Metallic Caskets Supplied on Short Notice.

HAVING txMfhl the Htock and (roodwill of P. A. CJuokes, the undersigned are now prepared to supply all wants in the undeitaking line. We have a large variety of C1ofllt1H lllltl CilHkt'lH on hand at Low Prices. Nice line of Funeral Hobes in Stock. FiNEST HEARSE in 00rt fuininhcd when wanted. Good toaflM i usrtful driverH and handsome tqotpsgSS supplied at reasonable rate.

The nervic ts of a skilled licensed embajmer has been m ured snd we guarantee hatisfaction and tirst-class service in every particular. Orders attended to day or night. Vollmer & Eckstein, Leave ordere day or night st Vollmer' s Livery Stable, or call us up by 'Phone, Cumberland No. 4, or Home No. 29. JASPER, - INDIANA.

i NOBBY SUITS

FALL GOODS All the latest styles at BARGAIN PRICES. Come around and let us discuss the subject with you.

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" East side of Public Square.

THE JASPER Make the Celebrated PATOKA BEST GRADE IN THE They also want your

-WHEATS

And nay the Highest Floor and Ship Stuff J.

FELIX LAMPER'f

Agent Drill. State

Keystone 1orn Husker de

Fodder Shredder. Blount's True Blue Plows Manuf act or er'of WAGONS AND BUGGIES. Repairing of all kinds. Ao,ast i4,i w. Jasper f Indians. Have Tour Printing Made at the Courier office" It is not a Cut-Bate Sho one toco to all.

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HUTHER, ROLLER MILLS LILY FLOUR. STATE OF INDIANA Market Price in Cash for Sale at all times. A. ECKERT. for the Drill.