Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 43, Number 18, Jasper, Dubois County, 4 January 1901 — Page 8

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and you cannot get out very well, so if you need any

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GROCERIES, DRY GOODS Boots & Shoes Notions, Hardware. Hat & Caps, Felt Boots Etc. Call on us. Free Delivery all parts of town.

II Miles the Shortest U Helween Louisville V St. Louift

ooiiovi rgp n mks. m. l. humum. UtTtnCUUTY. II AM I II V I, 1KMKI.I..

How much talk theie is

about "etiquette,'

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tie word

! r, a bo It boarding up th lucaodi MUlMlly, but who grinds down his employe- to tii' utiu't (anhing, li todced a Irnntsrttfof.' Tlia's Mi. C..lt..nuiill," said tin- lleepv i'lfi k. 'Bul perhaps ihe worst Iran. mfttoc of nil,1 told the good mm i-ter, raising hi- vn ee a?- he warm

ii to III- -III I- rt, "IS th. in ill Who

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üi'm iiikm a- aruiieiaiti v. i ak'

for instance t do lady friend

her tirst visit to the newly armed baby, which she d dares is the

tartling evoi v one with his

Woolens for

who parcels out all

L(nl advice to Ins neighbors, hut

paying , evtr appropriates any to himself " tr rived n,..,- ... ,

mum link! babx, i nh sin ckcuuos is uu roarad the ciert, thoroughly arous-

n fit Miiiiii.l. I i-l n.'Hii J. lllirwi UUIUI i -h i N4W aim nu . i .... 1

s!, w. wi.v.Yv: he nearly twenty pounds in weight," c M. c m M P i VM. M when .-lie kliorts unite well it would ü j.v k.M Lt. lx !!! At. 41 .."u IIA6 . . ' , . v 1 1 iu .' uuany ;w mi not turn the scale at ten. Or if it - ' ""Uta !, -..II. n .;., rr ,., .v,..i

winter wear!

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JOSEPH BÜCHART

Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Digests what you eat. It artificially digests the fond and Nature in strengthening and recootrnctlnif the exnuusted digestive orpans. it ka the latest discon red dip -t-ant nod tonic. No other preparation can approach ft In efficiency. It instantly relieves and perniaiK ntly cares Drspepsis, Iudigestioo, Heartharn Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Kausen. Sick Headache, t iast ralgia, Cranpsand 11 other results of Imperfi ct digestion. Mceatc. and ft, I-irfi ntalMl tlmri Bailstaa. Book sliabutttdy.pi iMriamall 'IfnWared by E. C. De WITT A CO . Cf)icao .Martin Friedman. JOHN F. JUDY,

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n.io 10 ) HuutiiixburK .-"" . f iuj uialioil to he Jo

1.-41 ti iki.tn.i ciiv i.a: mglv pronounces it "the loveliest IM ArÄl.U.!:S aS IM 'W. thehright am cm. a.m p m. est and most perfect baby in exist

ence, and as like Us papa as tw. pete in a pod!" And then she

goes home and dedans it hut a lump of pink putty !

Or the little hoy who hows HtOSl politely t a roomful ol guests, and tell.- each lady in turn he hives h r " a hundred miles," when In mere iy does it because be knows he will get a stick of candy in payment ni oon as the guests arc gone, or too application ol bis mamma' slipper it he baa neglected to d it. Ur the young mr!, who has l , n endowed by nature with I good voice, and who ha- been further

cry, . Mav thf deal Lord lift Dg all out of artiflcitlty, so thai we may see ourselvei as He II mseH i es its,

and walk evennorr truth.

All the latest styles at BARGAIN PRICES.

Hi his light and

M v- U.l.E iu i-n . Pit. D i la DJS, Bs, S Mo.ll So. 3S. Ko.S, Sio. a No. .m A. M. M A. M. IV M V. M '.10 IS.1S I.V J:lpiT Ar, .SO J.4 10 vi Ar. H'liiiric l.v. 1" 1X1 M s..O II. .si " l.iiu-oln s i.A) Mo iü Ü.SS BoMTlUe " s.ni 1.4s IS.SI U.SI Kvansvillo" 7.SS 1.1 b.lJ

, Senator l:airb.ink's Mishap. Sav- a soec a from Washing) i i

No. i .MVi'. .I.ipcr ili iv at ', I'

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40 i.w '. s caiim iti.ii :. ) . t ii( i-a wim oj.p irluuity t r liaving

L4Mtrst4M to all basttru an.l W-t-rr. 't cultivated, hut wl polnU. roller-. r.it., an I ceiural uifi-r i,, t:f,r S009O trieod

uttiiuii win i.e i u ru isiit-.i up. hi j j ' . ' ii.-n x) v. I clatuomb, asy. J.pr. led area she i "ouite out

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JEWELER and Wile, Dealer

Has moved his -t're to tin' large room? in the basement of the Kraui liou.-e, on the corner ol Main and Fifth St., Jasper, and is prepared to re air promptly Clocks, VVatches Jewell y, Bicycles, (inns and S- wing Maclines of all u;.ik- i, He, also, keeps for sale a stoc of Bicycle Repair ati I (tluc, Sewinj; .Miicliin Oils and Needles For all kinds of machines. All work guaranteed. Trice- na-ona-ble. Call and examine, JOHN K. JCDY. Mar. 1. 'H.-tt.

Skin Diseases. For the speedy and permanent enre of tetter, salt rhi'um and BCSeUM, ('ham berlain s F.ye and Skin Ointment iwHhowt an equal. It relleri th- iti ii imr and smarting almost Instantly and its continued u-e ell.'! t- ,i pen nan' rit enre. It al-o cures iti h. harler's iteh. scald head. .re nipples, itching piles, chapped hands, chrook re eyes and grannlated lids.

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in. I r r.m n irc p.iti-nt iti lts time lliaii DSN) n Mote from Vahii,KtMn. i ' Srnil ei ..!'. 1. SrawioC Of phtr.. with drcrip

Wt i.lif. if patentable .t not.fr olj irire. ( -ir irr nut nur III n,l.nr la mmmmmmA -

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t sent

CA. SISSOWS CO.

a song, it prac-

or nas a -lint cold. or

"really did not know she would he iask-d, so did not bring her music,'' when ad the tine i-!u-1- kxiging f'T I ner friend.- to OOOJt her into cumptiance. and feels as "mad as a hatter'' when they leave tt pmsfl tng her before she has vielded to

their re-jUest.-. Or the young lady, who t.ilters oat that George has been ltoo -ud-

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HUMito to tll(. Cilicaa Chronic!,

"Senator F nth ink-. ( in liana, b Minted an F street car the oth-r d iy and was just ah ut to take i sent when the m itor man opened the controlling lever. The car jumped not from under the Senator's feet and besatdosrn in the lap of i woman .-hopper who sras carry logs targe bundle ol Christina presents m her ar us Toe Sen ' t r arose in c miuatoo, and, lifting his hat, apolog i d profuaeh for the unfortunate acc d at . Th maa

when asked B0PPeJ' eeeptod the spology with

, j I I . ennui v ' 1 4 1 4 1 a a ii' 4 iv" i at

ini oniy aamage done was tne de traction of Noah's ark and all the animal' it contained. Thereupon Senator Fairbanks handed the lady his card and gallantly announced his willingness to settle the hill for all damages Incurred bv the accident."

Come around and let us disJ cuss the subject with you.

IDE JASPER ROLLED MÜS Make the Celebrated

East side of Public Square

P. HUTHER,

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PATOKA LILY FLOUR.

or ai:n- in the l .S. and funiirn counuiest

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ITW. A0.!rr4,

A girl iu love is it a loss to find language to expre-s her thoughts. but it is quite different alter ehe marries.

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The I ndinaapolia Dailv Mid Weeltll

Clrr.ilatUin lia reacln'.l Itiiiniii- prupnr Mmisbs aa tieiriMinii sstkMj n rMeHring II ttHj 1 it' st news all over the StM Bad IStMB IM ditpatebM froui forwfsa eounttrics. Kt ry re.i'ler .ii lielMJia -Im il 1 t ike a -t iti paper, ami that Till KMINH.

LABCE8T CIRCULATION OF ANY NEWSPAPER IN THE STATE. ramais i naoniraon Dailv. one fear, - - Hi 00 Weekly, one year, - - - I AH)

thousand out of him. '

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Dr. (ail ) 's Conilitlnn PWwdeil tot hordes are the best tonic, blood partner "ndvenuifae. Price, gf centa. Boldbv Martin Knedinan, Iirugjrist,

Indianapolis. Indiana. THE JASPER COURIER will he furnished w ith the weekly edition of th1 Indiana State Sentinel foi 11.75 fat a year f -r both papers, ur in club- of ten fr $10. Sub-! ribe N iw.

Jen; t tat she "never dreamed of . - su:h a thing;" that he "must real- Aotel eperat Dayton, N v., Iy give her a couple of davs t . think I''1"1 l lHM '"'P- to a woman it over," wheu iufact, she has bet-n wh9 "ttwond become intoxicated dubbing hi:n a real Dombirdyke ,f.th6 l"t"1 bar an'1 eommittad soi wooer, and made up her mind" to c'ld"' a!u'r ?ih" U"X hls accept Dim weeks eg , The telegraph poles along the SaOr the business man. w ho tgnslmM, ;U1,. stan b .ro railway, in i letter, "yours most truly, " and Georgia, are growing. Tboy are then exclaim-, - .tto voce, "If the:m,i. ,,f -M i.i i

tool accept- that orter, I shall make Dee., planted with the r mHi Thev

are sprouting at the top, and in the her gU-t e,,or.,. ,,f ti.iie :M -erve n l.n.l.

with effusion, declaring "it i- really trees m ad lition to supportine the tiK) delightful to see her," and then KSlTr i- soon as -lo- is gone, tells the .

poor hou-i inaid that if sh j ever admits that parooa again she will losher situation. Or the chore! member who sings, "Send the mighty gospel all the earth aroii id. " as boarttty as any one, and then when the eoilection plate is handed lound, puts a tire cent piece upon it, in-tead of the dollar he could easily afford. Or the divinity student, who aftirms In his prayers that "he is un.vorthy to be a door keeper in the bOOta of the Lord." when at heart he thinks himself worthy to ba un irchbiahop, at the veri leant.

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th- leadmir ;Imt of K nuicky Agents Wanted Everywhere Vt both Miilv and Week I j Sample eopi I fr-e. Address" LOUISVILLE DISPATCH,

BEST GRADE IN THE STATE OF INDIANA

They also want your WHEAT And nay the Highest Market Price iu Casi Flour and Ship Stuff for Sale at all times. J. A. ECKERT,

Fairbank s Standard

LOUISVILLE. KY.

ARNUM said his success was due to his GETTING TALKED ABOUT.

So the BUSINESS MAN'S success depends ao on his keeping his business before the public in a

advertising all the time.

ft the candidate f .r a seat in

ingress, who promises to vote for 8oooooooaooivw female suffrage, Sabbath ,li)M.,A ooooooooooooooodoooq iii """iiMiiiiMM

ante, en iu protection, aye. anything and everything his con-titu-

ents ak for, until elected, hut who

FAIRB cilYKS-MORSE GAS AHT3 G SOInXJNTS EIMGIIVES.

i Th- local Coubieb are

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then .-tays at home because on- jt tti-ir "lino '" Iiis children is threatened with a

advertisers in The preeenting the Qneai

ever i roduced in

cliiltilain, or some such ailment, the day upon which any on of these subjects is hiought to a vote. 1 Or the rulers of the earth whj piay, ''give peace in our time, Oh Lord!" and then spend millions of mor.ey prepnring for war, totally ignoring the fact that over the thooaand millions of men have been killed in battle during the Christian era, while their families have s-uffer-ed immeasurably through their death, and millions more hav. b. . p reduced to starvation, misery, or

even suicide, by the pamlysis of trade which war inevitably c.iues. Oh ! when w ill our eves he onen

to see thins- in th"i r proper light! One Sunday I I. union tnini-fer exchanged pulpit- with an old col legp chum, and for once that coun-

trv congregation got a real roosing

sermon. The text was. "Tim v

business way TELLING THE TRTTTW in hi ,)f th" transgreeaors is hard.' and the good man frooeodod to explain

bis -ubject. "The nobleman," .-aid he. "who does, nothing whatever to na ike tb. world Iwtter than he found it, but who simply lives upon the repata tien of the title granted ? one of his ancestors centuries hack, is surelv i tranawrewjor. "

"That's my Lord labtioo' muttered the th rkf settling down for, his usual nap. "The man," continued the preacher, "who pises at a Christian while living in state on his broad acres, with all the luxuries of life heaped upon him, bat totally re gardlesf of the beggar at his gate, is -ii rely another tmnameeeot.'1 "That s S.piire ( 'auhllower, " mattered the clerk again. "And surely the employer of la-

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