Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 42, Number 1, Jasper, Dubois County, 8 September 1899 — Page 1

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JASPER, INDIANA. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, (Hi)ii.

NO. I,

l itt.ISitKh KVKKY KitlhAY. at JAfI'KR, LOfOttOODVTT 1M1UNA, if CLKMi'AT DOANK. OfffCK. Ix Count am Builmjmi 0 , .Vkst Sm .1 Stwkkt. PKIÜE SirBMORIPTlOM. Per War, .'' Nninlcrs, Postpaid, $l."n. Sli rter time in proportion. K. TKS OF UVEBTiINO. For lejral advertisement., lepal ratet-; 0 linen fl.UO for t'.rwt insertion; öoc. each uWjm-nt insertion. Kir yearly advertisements lileral 'n.raetH will e ina.le to rsajBlst advertiser. C0MXBS01 il a n I JOB WORK U'lll Kimis Proiimtlv and Neatly e llted at I IHHHAL I'dlCBt. Wm invite inspection ami hiifinets.

W. C. T. U. COLUMN

midicai. si'BJF.CTS, or they Mid to tii.' i onfueion by abIrom a Popular and Jocular Standpoint. lUrd raving- end ridiculoUl running ... ; x-. 'im . f..il ll ... . :

i ( -: ii I i no. i ncv inn ai. io n i t -.

M 11 K I.ONuSHOTT.

CUNIM'i TKh It Y MK-. M . I.. II"ltltS .

Hi Elpkb Perry, If. I

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OUTLOOK im DklNk. All Sic" Point to the llecauciuc ol the Alcohol Habit. I I . . . t miiju nunl m.niv tin.

,.i.... hUmuu o..., il l'ns when a piTMin is least pre-to f el. -peak a kind

Willi x;iy it en in . umi inv - as . . .

twentieth centurv will witm-s the ,or . . 1 "TiVT fr.nti.m ,.f ikU ,,;,... .,..ro,m.,tm,r hmergei.cies. occur i war, ami ey, unless he is beyond speaking ac

....r!..,l f ....i.n,..; Tin ,3;the fate of nations may depend on .piaintance, pflVMt kind nut

io drink, eaya The Union si,nal. !! does at he nghUdiecreet frienda from The fniMwiations h.r t.,t.,i ah.t i nen. e Frequently in nasi Watery, round too close to tin

Wri.es a Red Hot Letter from the Cap ital of Hades.

BaNKS-OI TUR-STYX, Siii .-i., Aug. f -riirt'i they shall enjoy them here.

that he titf piepared a particularly warm corn r for each of them, and thrt he will personally see to it, as

th'-y u re ud to the good things

tun!. ll,oppole Township, BWättpholically so to -peak, and the i, (..aim, in line. piece- get in everybody's way.

Now, my dear reader and fellowcitixen, you may not know what to

An emergency way ! defined as do in an emergency, hut rest as any event which calls for immediate sored that if vu keep oool, oooom

action or remedy, and which hap the anxiety ti. at is natural for youjtold the truth, for just as he pre"- up here what they laJ.; d on earth

. Mil Nemspapkrm ah. I will al o. be Kallantlv asserts he will

endeavor to rite you the letter illX'rniit no Morinonic alliances here, promised before leaviiia Raaaafias ;,s 'f ,nf these foot would soon JUQgle. Dutch (in iiiadvertatitlv!,,,'t vote him for ehiel !- making

in

reassunne (lj(.t,.(1; ,Uj(, ;, , jVt.,f re.v;

eM-( ted, I am in hades. Came atraigbt through without a stop, l' am .-ittim' on n lui niwA

crowding this letter on a piece of slate gouged unhappy f-nm ,1... jj . i

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Dubi.i C uni Pedag'Kues. OLD MB A COWXJ1 IP TSAC3RKS.

PROFESSION Ali CARDS.

by the individual, and prohibition TVT "Tr" 'r uuwu uf" A "trident" you know, is one of weaver, m. a. lör the state are well laid They ", lvluI1' cause it contained Dot standen out i A the window vou Mil! ,,,. funnv (M)kjng itte pitchforks Bimmons, E. K. become all the strot.p-r, all the mow "ne inJi'iliuaI ,",l,a! to1 f'm"r " ,V U fr,e,,d in n-d to t ,elikt. N,.l(un, USP(, , almUt "Two years' 1. , . 1 I . . . . , ii n t t . . . . . i ........ i Olol IT ! I ! Ol KS'

' Twelve months' !i-ense' Parsons , II. T. Nicholson

gene) tnsi overwneimeu me coun vioum i me emergency, ua n n' with him at Uie seaside

f?ets over it, he ought to ki.-s you v j a . makai.

Emergencies occur in politic

for it, that i if he is sweet sixteen

and a nice little girl.

he K imunher, lir-t. not to ct ex

it m . Mii.Ht Kv. H awaawwi I.MIIK X WKRWKV

a i

lniDn-LMia (!. visir rv v ai . if e

iiniwl , i . . t . t I , . - ? i T . i in 1 . i '

iii' iu- 1 i - - i i i i .uoii in inn (nnritrv i tin nvlntuu'e )uir ilrinL-

BI I ' .i tu. I . .i . I . . i ... I ... i in

in. The amount consumed war- "'"" l'";"" " J

L,,ni, tu ..I tu a.,;L,i ..k. ..... i-'ra-p. nui m; iom n, ueuauxa

I III llll 14.'- l IHU I'llll L 'jI 1 I'

fit 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 III" 'III I f;' III j III lieu , .-rtwiiu, lll ifv ai 44 mini ,

his csreer, Drought anout dv uurcti- dui inake nanie biowiv ; iniru. n von

ard

VOU don't know what to do, retirt

lusinese ftom the scene and en for the doc

Ev

erv-

Simmon?

Bimmens, P Be aty. lie .

Reha

..rl.l f 'i .1 career,

cii.iers to American-- as wen a

Qermans. but the

llearninir hat beer is an intoxicant

a! . i . . f lion

Attorneys ax iaw, it (,IIlt;liM. ;lli (. amount

JAsi'KW, iinij., drank. Our annv canteens rausl

a follow Nina M. Alexander.

i.ane,

M. r.d. . A. B. Ifta.

think he - at a populist convention. I hree yean When I was on earth I didn't be N,:ir.v

Iieve in hell, for 1 had traveled in

Kanea and didn't think there could

licenses" Mrs.

1 he two n aces so mm-ii :itiL-.. Itnf

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Kura, Komauism ami iienei- Know w. hi io uo, io u; wunn, -i, j,adn t been there half a day till I u 1 vou don't know what to do, retire1 n,.!;.., ..,! :., :, ., .... . following teache

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Emergencies occur in business from the seem- and go tor the doc-;,,,., eenuine and reali-ti.

anticipatei

rt ill praeti

I .niiiiiKf.ninti

trivni 'c roll otionx.

a: i . .. i .. .: ... ...i. . : . : : c - ...... . .. . .

ail. ill-. . ii-i many a groat nu-nic-- uo. in i- auo.-n en in in- than ant icm-itci mi

;"- . , " . i , i i . i ii i i i ii,.j ... " 1 "

,u, r,.rt-of Dui -.-..I have convinced thou-and- that men n:is B?.WB. w '""' ' ' like it when I get ac !,, , ,. .hit

II 'hoi County ItHiik. !!. , Vi. jrai, K. I . X

COX ä KEAIM, Attorneys at Law

"""""" CM get fighting ami mu-dering u.e man a, ,ne ... ou a ....t ...... re.s , , ,., . v

m .. . I I " i I ' I I , I I 1 t ' 1 I I I 1 . ' I I 1 I V ' WIK I Will 111 'MI

HKHI r .lH.'kmi St., npi.oaur .n- (Jrimk on ,rer. rc.ce (ia- lolil' ' . ' . . '. . .

taught this same truth, and -m l. an , :i has m en wrecKc, on go n,r a Mocmr. ..u: i.. . . i .... i the hlirhwavs of the sea because the

ii.m m n uujbci iewu an wu nave ...e.-.o . New School Law.

. ....lJV ......... i ii man in io- n. iui .ouni nwi iiimi

liie.ii ?i .lie oouiil io i ' ii uu tt .... . , .f..,;..., : um f....i theemergency. fhe net concerning compulsory

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HARBISON Tow RSHIP TEACHOBB. Mr. George Nix. trustee of Har

bison township, has selected the

rs : .lohn M. Zieg-

ler. OttO Waldrip, U rn. IfeichellllW'll I.wl k'loo I lifu 1 ii . I .

1 think 1 II Minnie Hpi(.h,dbe.h. The above

named teach. -rs hold twelve months licenses. Henry J. Hoffman holds

dabbling the,,, in the Stvx ., cool " in' 1 M1 V v Vt tT ,l n i ! ,..n.:.... . an 'V inption, and Frank I,. I'm-

HI- Ill !!. 1 ,1,1- l.llMllii l" ..oi il

II. It ..11 ft... AM.. I.K .......1 f.... ... .o.

'1,,,w;ing n the hot pavements and I'm

while ago and he says t Ihm will soon get calloused and then I'll be all

nick a three year's grade.

M l PI SON TOWNSSJIP TKA.'HKKS. "Twelve months' licenses'1 MUMatt Dillon, Miss Lulu Young, MlSS Mary Michael QoX, V. E. Ie-

nieet

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On the other hand it is no longer "niergiicws n.a aruw ... a.. o, .uu, ...... jnunkadory. He is a i .vial old cuss

ivtliti. tosh.ovtlie ...ieem of honor :t o1 Ir"lT- ? auiemlc uns year. aM(, , ratllf.rikM X6d m-0B

vwpkh. INDIANA, (it .A rlifl mi t n i The t .Irn-et, wiU end in disaster and dis- compelling every child between the the dead evervthina is "on the

.....pra.,,,,,....,,,.... ..f uuboi. nd , , t j , peMurea f n,,w W) i treas. ages ot Six and ionneen i auemi ih,.ur lt.n.lh.,t (lj(,n-t wrjt(. Motte. Ed. Hopkins. WW;Xr ' ,,n"" P !nigl, discarded ex e,,t by the two Kmergencies ;ur to our bodies every day ot the entire term in ,vIlt .teuch, but know, w bo did. "Twenty-four months' licenses"

great extrem.- of wealth and pov- D7 ccwem ana aiease, ana w any piace ..i ieixe w. eK.s u.... ...e Thew tre lota of pwpta here and Xvne, mi. Moihe it. i,r(v time ary one may be taken una net reads: Istrangen arrive daily. Hut I would Csjopar, Hiss Hertha Armstrong and the medical profc-ion will ahol- vv;'" " ''' ini unexpected accident or "Be It enacted by the general ns-;not atJvise t) (:i)n)p down Jasper Ahell. I t 11. . . 1 ... t ...,.. t 1 I in l i t I . i r , . i . S Af 1 W-k rf-m

ish alcohol from ita pbarmac ia "n unioreseen occurrence, ami aim- tmmm) w u.- ............. , r wint.-r and even then von r.xempuon license not. U. I I 1. 1 A I ' L. 1... a ini l. ..in ivl nlhnr tkiir.l i ft. . . . I I 1

in the Oncoming centurv, or at least 11 ;'.v "'penn on uie ngni u....K - , ....... . ,., , t hnng anything but K light i-raru. S I ! I'. ,1.. . - 1 .... . ..ii m I .n Lilllln ..I I I, i. Ill, 1H I i ' 1 " 1 I I I f . . . "

ing none linme.naie.y. on.' ;.i.,iii- -mi m uicnau vi ............. siiintncr suit. lou wor. t need an MARION

rtl In Rpayd'a btilldlrm on I'lil.lk- S.junre

:n li. v.v

t A.Traylo.. W s. Huntrr. TRATLOB & BUNTER, Attorneys at Law, JASlT.lt. IMHANA.

(V ill prm.tic- in tl.e.'.iurt f lnil.oi audt hat May

' "V. . .. k. L. ance h

exclude it as a dietetic. Modern

sei.ools of medicine are all trending l,'se, emergencies naxe oser . on, ... u. oven oat or umbrella or skates, out

BBCNO BUOTTS KK, Attorney at Law, And Notary Puldle, fAHPKIt, IND.ANA, W ill prftc.n r la tiif Court of OiiIk and t nj win . Iitittri Jan. . !- F B. WOODS, D D. S , OPERATIVE DENTIST, JASPER. INDIANA. sa.oo scr of reerH. ss.oo Sold. Crown and Bn lr w..rk SaU r'Ulmit ' - i . .. I m.tli ...m ..f .ll.llitf .Ulli. I.I ll'tl.

uTw.irii KurD.e. rrm Mum M ' alcohol . The UK ivemenl i f armies

uwrSturm n.1 l.orer " Hr.I mrr HVMft. afti.i U. IWft- 1

av, and the I n Temper- other kinds. I bey occur more tr. cnimren iieiween ne ages ui si. -uo nii,,ht brint, a, a a,m paf employed his tead OSpitalsnd several in tbia 'l--ntly, and the ,a,nc emergen. nes J .urtcen ;vars. m.cIumv. soall e t;iU ,,r Kor an "imaginary." ,r, fur' he ensuing school ye v are demonstrating the (net recUTj so that they become familiar re.pured to send such child or eh I , .IUvthi-al . " 'Migurati ve." "all.- foltewf: i, secure beth-r results than " "" l? them dn-ii to a public pnva e or pirocli- rica u01lof4bod0R' ' hell this N(J ,Mis, R;iemnkpi

low NSHII' TKACUKKS.

Trustee Fred. Alles, of Marion

h-

. ar

country

that th

.'ti.er hospitals

that it is not a food nor a requisite.

an l . .

Scientists declare ;m" sr.ows wnai io uo wnu ...ein. ...i m hwm . l. ... ..,w.c ... .... - al.-.ut the hottest one I ever got into.

licll emergencies, wi.l. ll inav lie sc. is, cac. scuoo. e;.i no ieini j....

1"""" ii . i!i : I Iu.ik.1. U.mi ,.f Wm .

,ife insurance companies bring p..-- ,'tt"'l '"'"" -.rg ca. e... -r- .m p.-...,.. ....... y ...... ...... - to strike snap. Henry Ward ive pro d (hat the healthiest and gencies, a e supposed to he the de- public schools of the school corpor- Bacher had just been retired on acmgeS lived are those who are to- llllf ,,f the who make use at.on where the child o, children re- ()f n(J MephiMophees ap-

tal abstainers. British and An.er- " I,,r u"'ir parauosu pieawure iue . ,o...o, "' pointed me to succeed hi,,, as boss ican and even barbarian armies have :md profit. any of the aforsstid children shall , lh Amerioan Colooythe largest ..roved conclusively that the best The doctor, especially the coun- be of the ages of thirteen and four- one here I have a lovely new iri-

Sghters in tbe world are those who try kird. is expected to be sittina teen, inclusive, aoa w acuveiy ana dtil, with I I ' .1 f J l... I ...... I ..,.1. ,il .1. . ,..wl t .r I lin.r i.l.'l.

say

I it In re just in time

map. Henry Ward

o .. 1-

are perfectly sober, and that nwn in ma Ollice, it ne nas one. nay ami regu.ar, n......... .. .... ... ... ,iwns on the tines, ami the '". - can endure "more esposure, ...ore "Ib. ".idays and holidays, and support, or the support of those de- devi, ,m, )romi.(1 t u. t . a ,ong len, Jno. 1 hardship, longer marches and re- her times, waiting for an pendent upm then, they shall no reJ tai, am, ,iair of hom ,iko Maggie Jsoo ,.eil disease more red v without '""-rg-i,c v to turn up to be turned be required to attend the aforesaid whtm tl( lhe (.i(v MXt WMk andtwo sutei J I 1' i 1 I ........ ... I....L l.irn i.ni.iir Imrhi. i ir t rm . . Mr .1 ICi lltw

now.. ii i.i'.e o I..... ii.uc v. .... .. . . . ( .. seems io nave taken a tancv to

cute little spear-point .,

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J. B. STEWART,

RESIDENT DENTIST, touth Idoof I'ulillc S.4imrr. Spayd !Um-I.. ilVSPKIt. - - IMHANA Operation Ünt-HaM as reoonUMHraM

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in batüe and etherwise are faat be- 1,1 u"' neignoornnoa, or nwwww. . o,.-. . .... ... : i i circus is ainns ita eleLhants in the any one school year: tovided.

iiiu leiiuceu io .1 ur-tn-.- ..i . iii.i . . , 1 11 tn 1 1 1 accuracy which precludes anything PWCinot, or a picntC la d.shiug out that any and nil children that hav. iV. 1 ' diseased lemonade in the vicmitv. completed the first eight years ol

v m lF ill tl" ' ill. an a, i" v im - t 1 i' I 14 i....'i . ...: u... or a emit, meetimr .s m nro-'ress Work ot the c mimoti schools of the

leciua. 1 .. . e rs ai u.e.. o.'-i, ;u..i . . . , . : . .!: .11 near l.v. then the doc'or is su noosed state ol Indiana, and have received

1 1 ii i - .j 1. . 1 ii.-. 1 1' .. 1 . . . 1 1 " I-... 1. 1 1 . n..- . . , . , ih.ll dnir.riftin,.4H and wild freny to he fitting OH his saddled horse in Certificate! pi graduation from th.

the ham. counting the hayseed in common schools, shall he exempt

Disposes to Crime. hi beard, waiting for that em. r from the provisions u! this act: Few people realize that the p..i- gencv to break loose, so he can ini- Provided, that children who arc son of alcohol in moderation or ex mediately, if not sooner, proceed to physically or mentally incapacitated f.,11. , I, ....,.,1.. ..r. .1... i.;i.. cantuie it and nut it into alcohol. f r the work ot the common schools

tr- 1.... . 1 . 1 ii. ....I. '11 iii.ir . . ... . '. .. .11-. .1.-

me.

... 1 . .:. ... o-. octor. enrcia v t ie one ot are exciii n 1 v 01. u.e . imo.is 01

ei inn. ai 111. tin. d ill o. .ui.. a- . I j . 1 M 11 1 tionislikea blow, a ooocussion Bassnfraa Jungle, has been trained, this act. But the school nuthoritiei ....in wKiidi il i vnrv 1I110 hiful il so that his knowledge and nis -kill shall have the right and duty, when

full recovery follows The fine d his memory enabla bim to fall such exemption from toe provision!

W work frntrai.teed. 'Jioirn and Bridge work. m- ,. MBS If.

Bpeeiallat on

D EXT MS TH Y

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.; B. JLm Njf0 . Resident Den ist, .itTIVrriTNCilllTItCi. III.

" 1 . . .... II ....... .... . ........ .J ,f lli j mi. ij I 'i i 11 1 1 w I lie 11 nv nitronl

...o... ... .i.ni.r !io,l 1 o.ioc-1 ail or. no ri.i'i tin. i.iki . ic. ... .. - . ' 1

moral cone htions are injured ; a it in tht latest and most approved guardian or custodian of such child

change ha- taken place, which is stvle, and according to the dictates or children, to cause an examina increased by every gtass'of spirits, of the latest scidnce. tion of such child or child. en by a The continuous" ue of ipilitsper- This paper is not for the doctor, physician or physicians employed mits no recovery to follow, the an- but it is for the people who do not for such rarpuee by such offloera. aestbesia and depressiruj eflecta cMm to be skilled in medicine. and If such physidan or physician TOW ami deepen, and all power to , ,,:,t rMtM out the old women, the hold that such child or children an JkiJu. Mi.tM US. 1... blacksmiths, the tat men. the bar-'capable of doing the work in tin

I ' L'l ill II 11111,1 I Iii II 1.1 111, IF2- ' 1 "

len.lnr Ii' pmfitMlOMl MUf IIMS to ftll .if.n.tK m:.y work 01 the dentftl line, ami -riunUi. to nive it ! rliKMHrt ftttentlon. J I' plate work np.-. ially milu-iti'd, an I all ork trarrutatf. i". W

tMN Notice.

I'ne nnderpiifne.l. Trustee of l.nin-

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common Bcnoois, men suen enne or children shrill not be exempt ft on the provisions of this uct."

comes feebler. Criminality may hers and most CveryDoay else.

not appear, but the conditions are I he ohject 01 lira lr. Klder Perfavorable. The soil is prepared and PV, ot Bassntnu Jungle, is to advise only awaits a favorable opportunity the common people, who do not to break out into criminal acts', pretend to know everything ami This fact is recognized in part by WO too, first, what Dot to do, and ..-.. Mun ...j m. second, what to do. before the doc-

, , .I'll... KM ... V...IM 1 ... I Ml - , ..II" I. ' ftfttabrld fownnhlp Tnis- fi m ( ( ut tnodereU) dTinken io tor cornea

places of trust, thus acknowledging " "N 1 oan itbp. nesi asaurea .1 1 ... 1 1 ...1 : ..:.:.. 1 1 1 t imii-h Iiiiii' will lie n:inJ if v.ui

Uieir mora. weaK.iess am. iiiauiiuy ; j-"- -m.,M , u ,,ir ,Mi, ..

Utotown,lm,.l ..lK.,fteo,,nty. ill at- t(, lMar temptations. TfatM in manv BMtke baste slowly ID any emergen- , . 7. ' " ' . ' . ' ' " lend to luv... ship '''"".es- on Saturday u,...s , f or r,tll,.r tl ', rv. t will not heneccarv flir - a at. h is released, ...1 the w .1ül even- week, at Frank Beta's olli.v on wa" . U1 "lMr. r rain, r uu ,. ......,, ... . ir dow of weights on puieson the SrwthMftinptreet, between Kiffhth and nu.nbmg action of alcohol leads up ' to sv, ..lh -w y our lalse teeth or ; ninth. :.. .i.sper. The Townsi.i,, hi-to crime with absolute certainty, to break yourownneck to aave the , ' ;

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leu aiwa s in me ' -v

A device Io which the I'enn-yl vania railroad is giving an extensive trial prornissa to relegate to the nasi the discomforts of the fast holding windows. Two small handles pro ject from the window sa.-h. Thee

;rry and Indiana Sei. .hi Hooks are at

MIHft plHVV kit I".

Will I CM Sill ikk, Trustee

187 y.

A

Crime not DO

the weights do the rest. The sim

N OCCASIONAL

Ä u I W

- WTO AH OCCASIONAL MEAL Are Alike in (hat Neither Does . rv Mud. Qood. CONTINUOUS REGULARITY

HULK KOR BOTH.

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court rooms, inn crime in nie i nn- t ,.1:,.:,., ,.f .1... .hin ...... t .... t I it t. 1 , , , . n,, the hes. von pan ..ml . 0 1 111 1,N 01 ll" tiling (oinmemis 11, iv in h.m.ness c rim! 11:. a ts 1.1 t ne ' I'oti.i .11 1 you (.in. anu no ' ... ... , ..

' 1 . 1,' ,!W Mr.11 nan I , , , . , 1 ... , I . a 111 I 11 - e 1 1 1 - 1 1 K'l V I o I ICC. tlle Doll everyday'a association ol men and H aa quick as you can, but don t be , , .,,.,,.,....., womenin the church an I school in MJ hurry ah mt It. The person l,,M"'"r and permanent, and everywhere. Kvery reader will w,, '",i,'s 'lis tempi! i'1 'ontrover- rwamslisin DtaMMma. recall ins'tances an I every yen's ex-is a brother to the person who) There are now thirty inmates in perience brings out the fact with lf" presence Ot mind in an'the county asylum, the larges greater prominence.- I '.lion Bignii. emergency, with the difference, that number ever known at this season the first is a candidate for the peni j,,f t. year.

We have neard of a woman who tenti iry. and the latter a candidate married a 111 n to get rid of him. for the lunatic asylum. Both will That man is the Prohibition party, do things that they will afterwards The ceremony will take place at the regret, ami waste time over USiliSI White House. tears.

The COUnty teachers institute fftl be bei 1 in tin- city comment lof September 11th and continuing fot u.e week. Tbi instructors an

I'rof. Parsons of the Stat Norma

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' The in in who advocates icene .Mile people ... n crowu oe s,..,,,,,! Pm ( ikiimklll ..f iKn . ,L-

hecau f the revenue, would steal me jumping lunatic- as soon .,n,n'itv college, and Prof. Itlack

Ibi paving stones of heaven, it there someming unuiuw ... curs, or h were a possibility of his ever getting "Mic accident happens. They do Lbem. Dothiog, or they do tbe wrong thing,

of Washington

Subscribe for the ('oiikikh.

maker.

Mary K. Seng. Katie Kempt, Anna K.uen.per.

o- ' Anna M. Pfau. " u 8-Mr. Ilenrv Hottman. 4 4 4 4 7-Miss Lizzie M. Tcder. II A 1.1. TOWXSAII mi iiaj. Sam I irks, Adam II mer. A.

Kellama, N. L. Kellams. Jam. s

Nolen, Jno. Inder, Anna Dearborn.

be, P. L. Friedman

t.-rs at t'elesfine.

Mr. Jacobs says Hall township

will have ) graded school. PATOKA TOWNSHll" TKACIIKRs. btiaa Nellie Heck, Charles

There are ministers here of every denomination and several o imp-

meetings are in progress down the Schwartz, Yon Cox. Louis Miller, river. Horace ureely introduced Mies Verona St rk, Kingaley Hemme to Spurgcon and old peter Cart- nier, Miss Ida Behrens, Chris. Aufsrright last night, and we had a very debar and Mi-s kfsttie Cato. All pletisant little lark together. They of the :e teachers havetwelve months' expect Taltnaga to join them before license except Mr. Cox who holds a long. I bays also shaken hands twenty four months' exemption. With Tom Paine and Voltaire and .1 vsi'KK TI-i iikks lind them very pleasant gentlemen. Th S(.h()((1 rfj ' on a.d they had watched my career on Mnn,,ayi September 1 ith. for some tin, and were expecting prof f (norland is town me daily. Ben Franklin called on ,IM,riMt).n(lrn( an,i principsJ. prf. me tin- .....ruing. He ,s wearing ,, p r, irk isiili-tant The gram,.s hair short DOW nod dossn t look .lepartne nt is in charge of Miss so mach like Queen Ulinukalan as u A Wilson. ,e used to. I never Dottl 1 t.-h their T,. in,,.r1(.(lia,. department will P?" BP5; , , be in charge of Mrs. Mary. L. Kck01 courae the rust i- here 44b.g- ert wh(, ,lolds an ,.,,,, Iicense net ii a chipmunk. Solomon and Mr. M a. (iutgsell will be in Brigharn oung have all the women char; ,(f ,hl, I(rimarv Rr;ulps IIer cornere.1. and the politicians are o! Uceni is an exemp ion. The north gan.z.ngto dehat the present ad-vvill be taught by the followministration and ele.t a new d-v,l. inr ,,. i(.her8. The8snnd 4'a for l hey want nie to make the no,,,,- ,)OVS Sl,.r of provi(,,I1Cp Barbanif RUing spaech. you know 1 nomi-iwho teachea under a two years' atedthe Rural Matesman once and ,i(,.nsp The Is and I 's for 'girls, hd it up inahape t know SM,.r St There-i... who teaches vie. Will he the nominee. Jay ,ould un,,,.r (.xem,tion. The 5l I

is running wen o account u his , .. . .... . . ... ... ox. ...

, , , , os in. toi-, ... or i i i ... 1 1 o ..sici D ney and Judas acariot and An- M;irv Hild-arde. who hold-' an exRMiaa are quite popular eruption under the laws of ISS'.I. I wish you could send me the TllP .Vs ami IPs for hoys will be

papers, i wouia like to know what - t;11I1.f ... s- ... y. MiMrM,, MWn

being said ahmt me. I suppose kni. nnm

they II pru t a lot of i, iv old letters

in I publish enough pictures of me

to start a rogues' gallery, and every little two-by-foui preaiher will teil 'how it happened," and wa'er-hrain

-pintualists will coniin.:;;o with my -pirit, and all that sort of thing. I siab. the whole dod-rotted pack were lown here awhile they wouldn't

teel so all-hred gav. , , . . Well, must close. W- Düd rani Mr Ch.0' MrCl.al. who the worst kind crop-are almost a -,,,,r wltB ? nI,0",th 7t FmIInm. if -n. 1. .1.,,.... iKi. ,4Wilham, you d make less muse it

..... at i Moil llll.- - .

Notice Medal Contest. There will he a silver mIal ontest at Ireland Friday evening, Sept. 8th. Full (dass axpiotad. B verybod v invited. A good time anticipated. admURuou 5c. CoMMITTKK.

Say, drop in, cir- truly. Pi i kk l.o.,-uorr. P. S. A soda fountain would pay ig down h re. P. L. P. S. Tell my former frieinl-

you'd keep your mouth s,tit "

Mr (hal. only half awake ' .So'd you." Tit -Hits.

Percy, fervently "Does your

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ne bug roller, lüyi.eart sous, tatfier suspect mat you love mer hutch (ius, and the Morinonic visi- Kthel. ecstatically "No, Percy or with ten, ales to Hilft ary Park, he thinks I've got malaria!" that Mephistopheles says privately puck.