Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 41, Number 18, Jasper, Dubois County, 6 January 1899 — Page 8
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Township TniKte''
Notice. The utidenoirned. Trustee of - ne township, IKin entity, hereby fiv notice that he will attend all pertaining t tlx- oAt t Trustee ' residence, about one mile west "f Por terville. on IVrtcrsville an. I Ireland ....a.l on S tlltllaVS of each WtvW. HfJi.
reuueeta all pereona hartal towuak&n 0UP thing
1.H.111MN to i.r-ctit i! ti itur.iay . i m
ten dcsirintf I t..,,i the Township
Library, are notified t i-t the
kept bv Win Mcllarns
SUBURBANITE MEMORY. HE LOST
MATCH.
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Library i
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m roriersviue.
N Ii ton m W I niMtee.
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Columbia TowniMp toe's Notiee. Tli.. nnder-sumed. Trustee o(
bis I
True-
Colon
Dubois coontjr, tad., will attend
t.i Tow ii-lnp business at I'.'. residence on vary Batnrday, and pntwMM having
tovitihii. msnies- to transact are re
uaasted to present t on that lay of week Tiie Township Ubvan i kept at oAm of the Tmatea. where tnoee
title! can obtain Imoks. Ii V. Smith, ItlMtM Aug. irtth. ist; y.
r'ltipl'-.! by Wirr to
MftaaMh ai anaHa 'Talking of memory systems. " aaid the suburbanite on the aoci.niiiiodatiou truiu. "l can't for the life of me tea hew a niiiu who i unable to remember
is helped by having to re-
member two. If I tie Arilin around my linger. 1 must recall the purpose of wearing it, which 1 in v. r cau do. If I must always think of rain when I want q i irry uu umbrella, 1 have double work. Now, my w ile wanted me to remember something today, and she gave me it w rd t say er to myself, and I've tum Mai the word. " To. h ' It 's easy i nough to remember thiagalf you give your miud to it." said another suburbanite. "My wifr oM BM t" MM to order NM Ü w what tlie mischief wan it? Soap? Blniag? Wall, that'a funny. 1 thought 1 would U cure to remember." Ht i lang 'I In hands into hin ovorOOat poehetf to cover bin chagrin and tnild i nt at one a roiich bit of want-
m liug with a memorandum m lead peu-
Btislneil. eil attached.
Well, I TOW :
ENOS WAS GREAT, BUT THE OTHER MAN HAP A TRICK THAT BEAT HIM.
the the en-
II. til Toviiliii
flNot.ce , herehv given that the unde:- "Well, I vow My Wife must have Signed, Troatee of Mall township, vi 11 atodl that thing Lithm oh. yea. l attend to township business men U a: we. It was a load of kindling she wantunlay of the year, at inv "ttice, and per- ed DM to order. But ime could hardly aoaa having townahip baeUteeito traa- be expected to remember a thing like fact are required to present it to him or that. " Saturdays. -h t eoald find a reminder of
raawwaampuDii7wiuwiiiw . . u ma m M on did.
at my olhee near Kosaiunml. aii'lttie enieas are invite 1 to call there for library books. The Indiana Series of School lnxks may In had at HtJ otlice, aud at John J. Meschede s, in 'e.e-tme. l-gvi L. Jaooaa. Trustee Hall township. iOf. 1897,-7 Madison Township Trusti't Notioe. Notice is eiven mat hereafter the T rustee of Mad a township w illV at the otlice of I r. Bean, in leland, on eery Saturdav, for the pur seof attending tc township business, tnd all persons having txisiness with the ownship are expe. ted to confine it tc those days. The township library is kep. at lsiai Alexander's in Ireland, w here all ma" obtain the books. The Indiana School books will I found at Win T. Young's store at all time. John K. Holla a, Aug. 1. 'U.'S-y Trustee Madis n Tp.
but my a (ft d aVt ht lu-ve In (It tag a .- to ii. '. i ( ut a p. r memory. Hello, old fellow, bow's that?" He had pulled a little rubber shoe nut of bis pock, t ami was regarding it w ith loving ayt . "Sammy's overshoe, by all that's qaasrl And here's a metbtag inside. 'Laugtb, ti inches.' Bleat bis little h. :rt I'd have forgot all about them if it hailu't I -tii for this memory lesson, rbera'i a dm thing In the lyataBi after all. " Cuicago Tunes Herald.
SENT TO SWEAR AGAINST PA.
Brnui, 111 Um Didn't lr. to I. .- Her Uiiiii Srat. Be was a m re atriplllg of a lad. Ha might have ham T ear of age or he iuum Lav. L..ii y L ' ily ii ulcl tll Ly looking at his fua The only mark of certainty at- ut the youtliful omnia nance was the sure sign that some of bis ancestors had come from old Ireland. The little fellow walked hastily into the office of the warrant clerk of
Kecc rder Tinin gau'b court. He did not
An old Adage Heatta "There i :i place for everything. " Sow for evervthing to he in its
pi n o ÜM9 LouUvilto Diapitch aboald notice the four paraoM standing iu Una : l"d a right to call far another. M in the home oi every Democrat, waiting to get affidavits made out man defeittod iu the first round
The Loaieville Diepatch ia the peo- agahut ataaa patbmnam relatives, but nl.', or ,. t...l lo- i lie nannla the T. Ut h pushed through the crowd
I - r i ' J jjr and read hv the people. Tl e Louisville Dispatch is the only democratic paper published in Loiiisvihe. It stand- aqaariljf on
the Chicugo platform. It h notonly in a flonriahing condition after eighteen months battleing against adverse circumstance?, but is today the he-t news medium in the South. And its Motto It y u Fee it in the Dispatch it's so; if it's so it is always in the Dispatch, has b en fully verified during toe A tnericanSpaniah War. during ihicfa the sujieriority of ita news service has been daily apparent. The Dispa eh news service is furni.-hed by 1 he New '-rl; Sun, The Chicago Inter ). an, The Northern Pnai tacociatioi tod The Lealtc Sy idioato, with an active salaried correspondent in every important city in the world, besides its owii staff of over .'ii O e rresjHtn-dent-in Kentucky, Tennaaaec tnd Indiana. Oil The Diapatch, it gifn tli' new-, and it tells the truth about it. The Dispatch is Kentucky's greataat paper. Vou should be a reader. For the next f-w weeks w. will club the .1 tSPII COOUBI with the Weekly I )i-patch at the ex Utnelj low price of 1 26 for hotpapers, in advance.
GEORGE P, WACNER aaavaaaaaaai orAWAGONS nOJ
CARRIAGES,
o And Iealer
y. Utn pu
and Asaangagad the atteutiou of the clerk with this odd demand: "I waut to make an affidavit against my pa. " said be and pushed his little red iiead arouud the side of the desk. "Yon want what:'' qu ried the clerk. "I want to swear against pa, "said the boy again. "What has your pa done?" "He has jut been iu a prizefight with ma. " "Wall, why don't your ma swear out the w arrant against pa? My boy, you are no young; you won't fill the bill." "My ma i an t come, aud she wanted me to fix it up lot her. " "Why oonld she not come?" asked the clerk, getting iutere.td in the yoangater'l M.ry. He could not imagine why the wift would not be ouly too willing to swear out th warrant. "My pa und ma they got in the fight in the kit. hm That is how it hapcmd Ms pa made a drive r her, but didn't land, and thn my ma shgrubbed up the rolling pin and floored the old man. she is now setting on bini, le kling him down, and that is why she ii ulilu't come to swear against bini. Bha sent me." New Orieaus TiUies-Di mocrat.
INSURE WITH Wm. A. Wilson's General Insurance Agency,
JASPER.
INDIANA.
K.-l. Vi. I-" v.
JOHN F. JUDY.
Agricultural Implements and Fertilizers.
JEWELER and Watcb Dealer
General Repairing k Horse Shoeing.
JASPER, -
North Main Street,
. INDIANA.
Cavett, and Tm.lr.Marki nHtainrd and all rat ent biinc rrimlu. tc-d for MoDCIItTf rtCS. m
(OunOmcc howouti u 8 Sait h t Orricc
and wrran serurf mtrnl in Iraa time Uan tho rrmcrtr from Wathinaon. Send nudrl, lrj ing or photo., with r wrip tion. Wt . if natrntallr or not, Irre of!
i h rifr. ( ur fe not due till natrnt if crurrd
4 Stamitr "How toOl.tain I'atrnta." with
coat of wine in the I S. and forei(n countriea
em tree. Ail.lren.
C.A.8NOW&CO
i Om TtNTOrncr WitHiacma B C
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Has movetl his store to the Ernv Building on the public sijuare, Jasper, and is prepared to repair promptly Clocks, Watches Jewelry, Bicycles, (inns and S.-wing Machines of all makes.
He, also, keeiM for sale a stock
Bicycle Repairs ami G lue, Sewing .Machine Oils and Needles For all kinds of machines. All
work hie.
guaranteed. Prices rensona
Mar.
C all and examine
JOHN is 1.-tf.
F. JUDY
"Subacribe for the Cuuhiib.
Harbison Trustee' Notice. Notice i hereby given that the undersigned. Trustee of Harbison township, will att Mid to township biisinena on each - iturday of the yenr, at my olfice, mid persons having township burliness to trrnaact are raquire.1 t,, present it to him on Saturdays. The township library will be kept at my home in llaynville. Ukokok Nix, . Aug. M, 18H7-7. Trastea.
a ( ont.it 11,-twt rn Horn I'layera of KIvbI Show that h. Mit ii... I by the IIIrm pM ltt rouul tat I iiiiird by the Mayor of lie town. "I MMnn, " said the old circiih man, "that the great st htli botl player that fat lived v tut Kuoa Stulkiutou. He jtlaytxl the bass horn in our hand. There have ham mm with a better knowlodgi of musio. porhajis. and MM with a more finished Style, but none that could touch him Ut producing thunder His playing car e to 1" me of the features of the abOW 1 ! was a star attraction here ha wa km a, bnt to ntmt paopla he cam as a nurjinse, Hometbing more than tin y had axpertad, mi they enjovol hint all the more on that account. For mtunv. at every p-rforiiiance, h fore theaotnal iH gmning of the show, o aaad to give a baud concert, ami Mr. Btnlkintm would begin to gat la lit line work there. A the jtooplo listened to Ihn Aral thunderous 'ooiuphahs!' they v re amazed. But when tin v heard the
canvas of the great tent flap in unison j with the blasts of his bOM they all laughed, and thereafter throughout the ; : ' nuance they all paid close attenM n when Enos rai-tHl the instrument "We tried, of course, always to make a route for the show that wouldn't con-1 Biet with unvtiody else, for there were plenty ol towns that wouldn't stand but one show at a tune. Two Would loso j D Day in them, however gtsxl they I nullit Is-. Hut sometimes we ran against s ana stubborn man that wouldn't give; w ay. and then there was nothing to do but to show and leat him if we could. "Onoa, when wa struck a town with nnotln r shew, we learned somehow that 1 tin v had a great Kiss horn player in tu ir bund, and of course we challenged '. in for a contest. Ami they took up the challenge vry promptly. There wasn't much time to prepare for it, but we billed the town in an hour and got per
mission to put up a stand on the public square, beoanaa it was tobe a free exhibition, and that attracted attention.
"The contest was at noon, and of course tlie two tutiitls played as aceom- i puniats of the horn players. And that made a log baud concert, and the crowd va something enormous. The terms w.-re that eam man was to play once, and then a vote of the people was to be Mien The man defeated in that round
If thai won the
s eouri, the man wno won tne nrst , round had a right to call for a third r'und. But the winner of two rounds by the vof of the people was to be deI hired the winner of the contest. "Well, the nun in our show bet every dollar they could rake and scrape on Km s, and m une of the metre gentle j hearted of them .bought they were just r' 11 mg the ntm in the other ahow. Our old mau not only hat all his money, but
he bet the idol of his heart, tlie famous old giraffe nf our show, against the Other show's moth eaten buffalo, aud he w .e -) dead sure that he threw in a cinnamon ls"ar to boot "Our side and the first inning, and our baud showed 'em bow to play, ami then Knos ststl up for his solo. And
how ho did make the thunder! It was oomphah, tvimphah, ooinphahl' as it i had never lieon beard before, and he fairly earrud the people off their feet "Then the other baud played a tune, 1
and their man got up. And there's no i.ie talking, he raissi more thum. r tnaii Kilo, did and set tho people shouting. "Theu the mayor got up to take the tola, as he'd agreed to do, and he was interested BOW as much as anybody. And the people voted for th" other man.
as we expeetei they wouio. nut we hadn't any doubt ahowt the final result, for we thought that Kuos would unshackle now and break away and make the blow of his life. And he did. We, who had been h ar;ug him for y ars, had never heard him approach what he did now. It was wonderful. He set the people wild, and we thought wo had 'em sure. "Hut the other man's very first 'oomphah!' made us tremble, ami as he went on we knew we were lost, money, giraffe, everything. We'd never heard anything like this liefore. It wasn't just simple peals of thunder it was a thunJ. t - ..11 . .1 ...1. 1 am
tier tin uii i iu lull iurii ait' i ""ii"H
with a double force of men. There coula be only one verdict "That afternoon the whole town went to the other show and left our big tent empty. The other people came over for the animals they'd won before show time. They wanted to take 'em over and w alk m around in their ring. The nbl man had 'em brought ont. Win n the giraffe realized what had happened, he wound his neck around the center jole and wouldn't budge. Hut the old man finally persuaded him, and over he ut to be made a show of in the other circus. "Kuos Stulkmton never blew a basa horn again He'd bail the opportunity of his life, had missed it and he hadn't the heart. After that he always blew a baritone. "For Bty own part, I always thought there was a triok iu it Don't you know, there are things that look fair and wuar' oi the face of them that yon feel certain, all the same, are off, in some way Well, I knew there waa something V .1 . , 1 t 1
nioiiK in' hi in. o man nass iioru piay- ,.a(jj
ing, and years afterward I heard what it was. He had a 1m Hows attached to the horn, with a hole in the Hide of the horn for the MBtle 0 the 1m Hows, and the Is Hows inside his clothes out of
DRUMMER'S QUEER STORY. Mart Them Ilrlnk to lila F.arly Saasa nd avataasl faeaa ah. A hale and hearty trav. !'iig man with pink skin and while hair a condition of complexion which, by the way, not very traveling mau live, to reach w as renewing his youth with a party of young and feativa drummers. I Minks were going round flatly, aad when one
of the "boys" till nod down his glass there was consiib ruble remonstrance on the part of his companions at his retus al to have "just one more " The w lute hail ed man quietly cut the dtamaatm short by saying, "That reminds me. " The chi drummer flicked the ashes from his cigar und settled back in his chair. "It was a long time go, " saitl be, "and it was iu the old American House iu this city. There were five yoang men seated in a room, just as we are here tonight, only they were all feeling 'pretty good, ' and (here wasn't any old man around to I ore them with a story. Hut along about midnight one of the party turned down his glass just as
in v vouug friend here has di me. He said I
he bail had enough, and goodness knows he had. His determination was greeted most hilariously as a good joke. He steadily declined, however, though the wine was brought and set before him, but the taunts aud innuendoes of his comrades finally exasperated hinisothat he exclaimed rather petulantly, but half in fun, 'Well, boys. Til join you once more if you w ill trink to an early grave forme.' The toast was proposed uproariously and drank standing. Hut utiuiehow after that tlie fun was not so turi ous. Things quieted down. The men seemed to half realize that to drink tou
man's death wasn't such a good joke1
after all, and oue by one they made excuses and went off to Led. " Here the old man paused. "Did the mau the?" queried ho who had refused to "huve another" with some latataat. "No, " was the reply. "Hois theonly one of the five DOW alive to tell the tale. " Huffalo News.
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Thin Mat mtlcr nt Jrwrl Will Br OwDfd hy I'anliiie Aator. In the ordinary course of events Miss Pauline Aator Will some day become posjiessor of the inot famous and magnificent diamond owned outside of a crown traaaara. The kcui in question is the world faunas! Bancy diamond, owned by her father, ami were it to appear amoiiK the jewels worn at any court function or roy.l !ra my room it would entirely throw into the shade every other gem there except tho Kohiuoor, which tiie queen always wears on state occasions as a brooch. The .-an v is a stone which is ros
sessetl of a remarkable history. Weighing about 64 carats, it at one time formed part of the crown jewels of Duke Charit- the Hold of Huryundy. and on his death in battle in Switzerland was found net titht r iu his helmet or sword hilt. The hwiss sold it to the French kmc of the day, aud from that time forth it hamtaa oue of the crown JaWak of Kraneo. It disappeared at the time of the revolution, reappeared at the rchteratiou and at the time of the second revolution in is 80 passet! by purchase into the possession of Anutole Demidoff, the
Muscovite millionaire. It was worn for, a time by DaaasdofTl wife. Princess: Mathilde Houaparte, but he took it from her bt fore their separation and;
then bequeathed it to his nephew, Paul Demidotf. The lutter sohl it in the sixties for the sum of 2uO,OuO, a ridiculously small price, to the late Bit Jamsetji e .lejeehobboy , the Parsee millionaire and philanthropist of Hombay. After his datataa his heirs put it once more iu the market, and it was purchased by William Waldorf Autor by private contract, no mention being made of the price paid. Philadelphia Tiuiea.
Examination Stotie. Isis of ixforri alls two r exaininatiou atari s. The tirot is a candidate who in the diviuity viva voce was asked to translate a portiou of the gospela. As he did not stop at the end of that portion the examiner said to him: "Thank you, Mr. , that will do. We are quite satisfied with your paper." "Uh. please," was the answer, "do let me go ou. 1 should so like to find out low this story ends." Modern history furnishes the other, (hie candidate's pa per iu the Oxford hs-al exami nation contained thofollowiug lutniuouK and surprising passage, "General Wolfe boldly attacked the Arabian knights without waiting for the other three corpses to come np. " Text Dldnt Apply. Mrs. Northside was telling about the trouble Mrs. Manchester was having with her maids and was apparently tak ing much pleasure out of her difficulties. " You sic uh l uot be glad because Mrs. Manchester is iu trouble," said Mr. Northside. "You should remember that the I'd h' says, 'Rejoice nut when thine enemy falleth. ' " "uh. that 's nil right ! " replied Mrs. Northside briskly. "Mrs. Manchester isn't mi enemy at nil; sho is my dearest frit nd. " Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph. A rr l!i-ut I Drath. "1 understand hi.- ath waa due to
m i no nt, said thu man from the
THE JASPER CITY ROLLER Make the Celebrated
MU
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Agent for the Drill.
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"That's what it wan, strauger," replied the native. "Hill ouly meant to wing him when he shot, but somebodyjoggled his arm. " Chicago Post.
sight, ainl a rod running down to a tn adln under hit foot. He re enforced hi-own blowing v Ith Maattl from this bellowa and. of course, the man didn't live that could stand up against him "We told Kim about this, but it waa
too late He il luvt his ambition and
In Rus-la Winnen householders vote for ull elective officers aud uu all local matters.
1T iM Kh SKVKK.M.
?T IVr-om in thlo tute
TRUMTWnR i in tu liiaiiAKe our
Imaltieaa in their own and nearliv COUDtlea, It In hi it t n 1 v uillee work emulueteil nt home.
t'.SlO it eH r ml expenaea tin in,,r nit I k,! i.
though lit might Htlll hao beeuachaiU- MonthK TÄ Heferentr. Knt hme elf ml
, nr' ei anturnen en veiupe, iierliert K. lien. rret , iept. at.Ohteaga. i a,
4 t 4 V 4 A 4 a 4 AV 4 aÄJr f AW
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KKATK the impression of Htrenirth ami of soundness.
People at least feel thai those who keep their nanu s before the public by using Tmk Cotrikr are wlid ami substantial.
wa. aattaftad mm to play second fiddle, diWaad?
tnoiign iit inignt still na j jiou. " New York buu.
Far Commercial Btatinnery f Every Deecription Vieit the COURIER OFFICE.