Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 39, Number 30, Jasper, Dubois County, 2 April 1897 — Page 8

cranks in thiaeonnninarked the dork

nrMN r- LI A D A" TT D C

- : - ...... ,..L-.. u tin rohu' Iohi of the lplr Who

,r,t , r I Through I ncwuiwou ( huDrll.

whether it ih to your nueirni ur uui. For the nearer you keep your money in reach the more benefit you derive from it. By favoring us, ami buying no other than a hand made Guckes Broom, Mops, Whisks, Tov and Ceiling broom.

THE MANIAC IN THE CAR.

A Drama With Nturartory Kntllng For All but Iii Ntnoiu Wobim. It was perfectly obvioua that the man in the corner wa erazv At h ast it waa

mi put perfiTtly ohvious la tklMMTMM lookuiK

"I thmk if all the trv wen1 o Trailed. "

in tlw. fTvuinrT rli ll.irtllit lit.

u . ' . - j r I - - . .

sonic where it would re- woman wno sai jum opisum- tum ...

the buildinge the cable car. It wua MM ao MM UM

World' fair." mystical series 01 wikwik sik" i L - ' " LXb U .. ...1 1. ..w.l. i ..C

Would there re.dlybf anyNMly to rtO lie vvus iiiickiiik wiwi uii. uuimu .... .

the nina.uiK contortion or ma race.

und r :t khed

qnin one bidder thou all

at the

the con allium?" inquired a pessimistic

old uurtv. who thinks there 1 none good

kwkA if mm merchant don't handle uo. not one.

j . ... . i i -

Cull "A 1 wa" njrlBf, routinuea inc

treasurv clerk, it would taue tue ihr-

them, aük him to get them, or

i -1

at our factory, or wrue us a card and we will send you our; brooms. We sell both wholesale! and retail. FARMERS in8 tht'ir corn made up into brooms and who havn't got the cash, should remember that we eat, and will take anything in the produce line for our pav. GUCKM Bkoom Mk'g. Co., H. F. QUCKM, Manager. June U, lwe-y

Qet ao AIR LINE 1000 Mile Ticket. mxhI for vear. Sold at the rate of $L'"

The most uscflul ticket

on the market

(fest shed on earth, and tili there lit a new kind. Thi time it in a man or woman who hoc been sending in 10 cents at a time a a contribution to the eouat ience fund, with a name siRued in full, and there is no such name on the treasury bonks and never haa been. I suppose it is merely some crank who thinks he or she will Ret that name in the papers and have, that much fame out of it. " 'That's silly enough, " chipped in a poatofnVe inspector, "but I heard of the oddest chap on my last trip down south. You may not know, or, if you do. don't pay much attention to the fact, that there is a fine of $10 for aending written matter through the mails under any rate except '2 cents an ounce. Very likely you have sent enough stuff wntt. n

on papers, books and so on wo oaus.ru pi

a tk.

!tiisville. Kvansville A St. I.ouisOon- you if you had the fines to pay, but Un

soli dated railroad

Knff:d.. Rochester tV Pittsburg Kv.

tVntralia A Chester K. R. Cincinnati, Jackson & Mackinaw, Ry. (.'iminnati, jIMMlttl A Virginia R. R For continous passage only, Wtween C incinnati and Portsmouth. Cleveland, Canton A Southern R. R. Cleveland. Cincinnati, Chicago ,v St. Louis Ry. (Kxeept Mt. liiiead Short Line.) Cleveland Terminal A V alley Rv. Columbus, HocfcUaJ Valley A Toledo "Findlay, Ft. Wayne A Western Ky. Indiana, Illinois' A Iowa K. R. LssisviuS A Nashville Ry. Lima Northern Ry I,ouisville, New Albany A Chicago Ry. (Monon Route.) New York, Chicago A St Louis R. R. hio Central Lines. Ohio Southern R. R. Pittsburg, Shenanjfo A Lake Krie R. R. Terminal Railroad Association of St. Louis. Wheeling A Lake Krie. Reaching St. Loui-, Kvansville, Louie ville, Cincinnati, Chicago, Indianapolis, Terre Haute, Pavton. Columbus, Toledo, Petroit and hundreds of other points. Un sale by Air Line Ticket Agents. K A. Cam I'Bici.i.. lien. Pass. Agt V. K. Clavcomb, Agent, Jasper, Ind.

cle Sum is easy, and I don t know or a MSN where anyt)odypver had to pay the

fine. In this instance a man came into

a certain office down south and gave the

nostmaster töOO. being the amount of

fines he owed the government for violation of postage laws as far as he could recall them. He was a youug man, and he stated that he had violated the law

while in love with a girl to whom he

sent pupers und books occasionally, and, though he wrote to her every day, he vi oldn't lot the others go without writ

iug something on them. The postmaster

didn't know how to act in the premises,

and just w hat he would have done final

lv nobodv knows, but the next day the

voung man's father came to the post

master and told him that his son had

been jilted by his sweetheart, and it had erased him. This was an explanation

which satisfied the offlt iaL and the uion ey was returned. "

"Ugh!" grunted the pessimistic old

party, in no wise affected by the pathotof the little story. "Only a crazy pafMM or an idiot would ever think of settling square with Cncle Sam for a little bun ko game like that. "Washington Star.

MARCH HAS ITS VIOLETS.

In the intervals of these contortions he stur-d iuteutly in the direction of his nervous vis-a-vis, but at nothing in the world, so vague wan his hnik. Then he would tap the bridge of his none with his finger, grimace and screw up his features into horrible expressions of malignant madiu ss The poor woman didn't know what to do. Her alarm was so appurent that all the others in the car noticed it, even the man himself in one of his lucid in tervals, and thereafter his performances

became more violent than ever. Every physician knows that maniacs delight in playing upon the terrors of those who

exhibit fear of tuein. Perhaps the wom

an herself knew it. At any rate her feelings finally reached an intensity SpiiV'l Work, JAM 1

such that when the man half rose from

his seat she shrunk into her corner with - t i ; i t M

a tinea squeax, wowa nruagni nan

him a glance of triumph, or perhaps it was surprise. But he only sank back again, with an expression of disappoint ment. as if his time had not yet come.

which indeed it hadn't. Thereafter she held hers? If gathered close, with every musele strained, ready to spring and flee. She didn't have long to wait. The man looked toward her with that terrible, unseeing glare. His fist clinched. The handkerehief clinched in one of them jerked in short, sharp oscillations. His eyes began to bulge out. His face btOMM purple. Beneath his curl iug lips could be seen his teeth, bare to the gums. He leaned forward toward the horror stru k woman, his fuce protruding almost ino hera. His sharp, hot breath was on her cheek, and just as his arms went up to clutch she made one bound from her seat that took lu r half w ny down the car. Two more leaps landed her on the platform. Thence, with a mad yell, she launched herself forth, despite the restrain iug grasp of the alarmed conductor, and was fortunately caught by a policeman, who escorted her to the sidewalk.

where she wep From behind she heard a mnd. gasping roar of baffled rage, but the maniac did not follow. He didn't want to. He sank back in his seat again and wipd his tearful eyes. Then he took out a newspaper and

"A good thing" pu-li it ;ilong. The MDDEL DRUG- Stare, Originator of Um CAHH SYSTEM nvtntor of LOW PRICES, Qa abort tot oiowdifo.to bay Fresh PureDrugs, Medicines, Chemicals, Patent Medicines, Toilet Articles, Stationery, Blank Books, Paints, Oils, Etc.

M..-t complete line of ci'i' and Tobaocot in town; al iplay of intest styles Stationery and Pocket Hooks, Always something new and attract! vo.

Prescript ions carefully Phy sic tone ' wants a si

!o an

legal it

compounded, lecialty.

B. B. BRANNOCK, M. D.

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Jan.

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REATE the impression of

ttrenffth and "f soundness.

People at least feel that those w ho keep their names before the public by using Thk CoUBtCB are solid and substantial.

IkJkAAAAAAAAJUAAA AM

INSURE WITH Wm. A. Wilson's general INSURANCE Api JASPER, INT). Represents old line companies. Life, Accident, Fire, Tornado, Live Stock and Plate Glass Insurance. Prompt payments guaranteed. Also, -Etna Life money to loan on farm property. rb. 12, i:.-y.

THE JASPER CITY ROLLER MILLS Make the Celebrated

YOU LIVE

With Vour Ftirnii lire

and oaaM g, t ;,wav Iron ü If it

ri.'L'Mio a...m l. A 1

mmvj jiU nave lo Ki i p . I'lierefore it pays to bo careful it pays to he sure that you are gettini

the best to be bad f.r the price

iay it payi to look about-In.

unlne itoelu and prices and will

pay you uoumy lo OODM to tore and buy.

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Mwvk vuiuiwuvb many varie-

ties the best for the aricm

in v w here.

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PATOKA LILY FLOUR.

Madiaon Towimhip Trust'' Notice. Notice in friven that hereafter the Trustee of MiuliHon township will ! at the store Tixm of Mr. John P. Norman, ir. Ireland, on every Saturday, fur the pur xse of attending to t'twnHhip business, and all persons having business with the township are expected to confine it t those days. rha township library is kept at Isaac Alexander's in Ireland, where all ma1' obtain the hooka. The Indiana School books will Is found at Norman a i ray's store at al times. John K. S'ormw, Aug. 16, '96-y Trustee Madison Tp.

GEORCE P, WAGNER 4SI FAiTCKBK OFi WAGONS mm CARRIAGES, o And Dealer In o Agricultural Implements and Fertilizers.

Repairing A Horse Shoeing.

North Mala Street.

JASPER. - - INDIANA.

ill

Aod Thrrr I m ftrlght and hrrful Side to t:y rrythlng. Edward W. Bok. nnder the title of

"The Odor of Spring Violets, " writes most forcibly In The Ladn s' Home Journal on the theme that there is a briKht side to eTcrythniK even to March, the most disagreeable m'uth of the year, lot it has ita sprniR violeta. "It is true," he writes, "that it is difficult sometime to SM the bright side of sorrow, sickness and death. And yet th re is distinctly a bright side. No sor row comes to us w ithout a realen. We never know our friends until sorrow or illueM comes to us. We never kuow what loving kindness nnd thoughtfulntss mean until we stund in need of them, and our hearta seem to bent against the walls of a cold, merciless world. We learn something froru every grief and from each pain which comes to us. We learn to distinguish between

friends, and what more priceless possession is there m the whole range of knowledge than this? What develops ns more than trouble? Virtues of heart, which wo never dreamed of as existing within ns, reveal themselves when we air sorely tried. That is why sorrow and trials are given us not to give pain, but to develop us, to better equip ns for something unknown which lie in the future, and which we could not meet or understand unless we had first gone through certain experiences. "We are far Um apt to regard actnal blessings as calamities, to look upon the dark side of things. Some sorrow

c. BaM to us, and we retiel. It never occurs to us that perhaps we need the exH rience which sorrow alone ran give. Illness comes, and we fret. Hut we can not always be well. Ailments are very often given to us to make our apprecia

tlon of Kood hottlth the keener. God bus

aim, a din-ot purpose, in everything

ho does. His blessings come in diffcient f ruin Nor are these feirms always such as we would choose. Lessons can be

more effectively tanght in innumerable

cases through m rmw than through picas

are. We should never know what a pure, beautiful color white is if we did uot have black to bring out the contrast. We want ouly pleasure in our lives. When sorrow comes, we rebel and refuse to recognize it for what it so often iti a blessing in disguise. We cannot always have it June. There must be March. Yet March has its spring violeta."

began to rend. It had been a hard StrugÜ lilüJiwif .hd BEST GRADE IN THE STATE OF INDIANA.

gUI a ion -it' A mm auFMu

IN A LONDON THEATER.

A First Nlfbt au Krm bj the ArtUt C. I). UltMOD. A London audience is brilliant Every rue is in evening dress, and the audience is often more entertaining than the play. This is especially true on a first uipht. At such times the pit is watr-htd most ;nxiously by the management, as the success of the piece SJMSS ally dejiends on its verdict. It has often occurred to me, when I huve seen people on a stormy night forming a line on the pavement outside the pit entrance, taking it all seriously enough to stand there for hours before the doors

were opened, that by letting them inside, the management might improve their spirits and they in their turn

might be more gentle. And it has also occurred to me when I have seen a stout man standing in the aisle fumbling for a sixpence or a shilling in pockets that probably only contain a bank note and a goldpiece that the management might further improve the spirits of ita audience by doing away with wem n ushers, and by wiling the programme at the same time it se lls the seat, for it is hardly fair to the first art of a play to make it overOQmM the fretfulness caused by annoying attendants Is-fore it can hope to amuse. But the second act is sure to have a fair start, and if the play is good from there on it will have no reason to complain of the audience. C. D. Gibson in btrib-ner's.

They also want your rWHEAT And pay the Highest Market Price in Cash

Flour and Ship Stuff for Sale at all times.

Killed the Devil. A burglar recently met with his deserts in a dramatic manner. In the neighliorhood of a place called Huntsburg, near Oldeuburg, two little Isiys, aged respectively H and 12, were left by their mother at h me to take care of the house A man with blackened face and in black attire suddenly entered and announced himself to the scared little mites u- his satauic majesty. "I am the devil. Where do you keep your money?" They instantly pointed toward the massive trunk where the modest wealth of the parents was treasured up. While, however, the mnrky looking impostor was ransacking the chest, the younger of the two boj-H whisjiered to his broth

er, uo and fetch the gun and shoot the devil dead. "

FELIX LAMPERT Agent for the Empire Drill. Sucker State Drill.

e Corn Husker ct

Fodder Shredder. Blount's True Blue Pows. Manufacturer of WAGONS AND BUGGIES. Repairing of all kinds.

ALLES BROTHERS. N. V. Comer Public Square, l lyll' I it .

w mf - - - Indiana.

loll Ti......ul.S.. .

in t inn i i IUSIuss

Notice if hereby firm that the nucleiilirliuil Tfiiuf iiu . . f ll.ill I '

mum wi ion DUWOSQip, will

menu to lowBsnip Donnesi on each Bat-

truay oi tue year, at mv otDoe, and per-

um Having low iismp OllHIllesh (, , t.,..

ad are required t prewnt it to Imnun

Saturdays. T I M .

i ne loa iiMiip norary will Also be r mnd

it my othce near KoHaiuond, ami the en-

zens are invited to call there for library

'looks.

IDS I tidiiinii Series of School I fc.

nay bs BSd at in v oJBOS, and at .lohn J.

Meschede s, in Celestine. Lien L, Jaooaa, Tnistee Hall township Aua. M. 18Mi y

Farm For Hak in Madison

Township. One of the best farms in Madia

township can he h. ugbt on easy U (L'l acres, with house of six rooms, turn

tix7-r feet, plenty of stock water, gnxind produced 'J't bushelH wheat per acre, an I ither crops in proportion, nice orchard.

hour miles trom .(usikt, L"v. from Ire-

and, ö from Duff; L'HO acres cleared Will he divided into two or time part-.

f desired, and sold for one-third calk;

balance on easy time, interest on secured

note, for deferred payments pavahle an

uuallv. fxO per acre. A verv desirable

alaoe, Apply to C Doane, Jasper.

ltoono Township Trustee's

Not ire. The undersigned, Trustee oi Bo township, Dubois county, hereby . notice that he will attend to all buaioc pertaining to the office of Trustee, at hi resilience, sbOOl one mile west of Pot tersville, on PortersYÜle and relai toad, on Satunlavs of each week , IB requests all penoni havimr tOWnil business to present it on Saturday. Cid .ens desiring hooks from the Townihij Library, are notified that the Li bran U kept by Wm. IfcHsrris, in Portersi N . B. i 'on man, Trottet, Aug 7, lHisi y.

Harbison Trustee's Notice

Notice is herebv ifiven that the und'-

signed, Trustee of Harbison toanshi)'.

will att uid to township business "ii ear!. Saturday of the year, at my office, IM

persons tiaving 'ownsiiiji ousmess ; trrnsact are required to present it to big on Satunlavs.

The township library will ! kept :

mv home in llavsvil e.

Indiana School Book! are for sale T-y I

Henry Rnehrechneck in Haysrille, m lani Darker in Kellerville. Indian. John Skitx, uk. ;), lS(tr)-y. flMMS

Trie

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Jasper, Indiana.

vrv.v in : I ra.tr-Mirktnbtmd,an:il1 lat-

mbuiinc i i -.! t r MoomtTt rtca.

I O" Oro. t is 0"otiTc U . S'stikt 0"icr

iti. i wrf 1 1 i ir ii:;irnt in leu ;uue iMu taoM

tctnot Ir m W tnnf ion. SciuJ ,ii awii r nho'o.. with dvrio-

M I i( t inible or not. tree of ( cu irre. Dur lis not lu till paWM it tecured. SMMicr "How t Oli' in I'ltrntt. ' with

The brother innined at the idea, fetch

The Klne's Joke. Iff ,), t)iU, f w-apon, crejit up to tlie Klngtif the Fijis Suy, Arabella, I'vft ansusjx t hik thief and lodged the w hole

charttc in his back. He fell buck dead. Loudon Teiegnspk,

discovert-d a fine u w dish for our bill

of fare. Arabella How do you make it? Kiur of the Fijis We put a Chicago man and a lkwton man in the pot together. Arabella What do yon call that? King of the Fijis Why, pork and beau of course. New York Journal

cm tt iart

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res.

luieign MtUM J

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T"ICt. WSMIl(JTOM, O. C.

Ctood Kesideiiee In lit an For Snl. House I eight rouin and two halt and good cellar, with three town lots it Ireland, (iood water, stable, and tbe oat builduifM. In psl order eve') way; a bmw home near churrhex and eehosls, with good oooirtjr eumsin hng Witt be told very cheap and on a IHM. Ajfiy Is 0. ItomM, Jssoer.

Kood and lrlnfc ( oniuinrd In a Lifetime. The average man takes pounds of food and drink each day, uinounting to a ton of solid and liquid nourishnu nt annnally. In 70 years lie eats and drink 1,000 time his own weight. Ladies' Homo Journal.

t nrallvd tor Indignity. "That's what I cull an insult to the whole human race. " "What is?" The first speaker pointed to a Hi rth Side butcher's window, where, under an array of calves' livers, huiut this sign, "Uet Your Brains Here. "Chicago Tribune

JUMBO JEANS RANTS.

Columbia Township

tee's Notiee. The undersigned, Trustee o! . Itimbit rp., Dubois county. Ind., will " hnJihi IxmillMMi ul bis resilW

ivery Siturdav, and persons hvir

ownship taisineM to iranssii -juestevi to pteeenl il on thai da) lul The Township Library is kept MJ iffice of the Tnistee, where uW titled can obtain txjoks. K. 1. HaiT., TmtaAuf. Hh, imb J. NEW FALL GOODS! - LATEST - STYLES

Mrs.C. Hochgesang s,

Cor. N. Main & 14th St.., JP". l The public are invito.! to call aii' inspect my new goodf, of all kindanil learn my Very Low Price 1

For everything. My "('k ,,f Ul ' groceries and dry goods is uiwa mi with the bct .

ct rUHTRY PRODUOt WANTKI' -tt the highest market price. Mrs. C. Hochgesang Apr. 6, 1894.

The Strongest Jeans Panst in the: World.

Hoots

AImo a full Mtoek of Clothing, Dry (iootln. Notions, ami Shoes at

P

A horse U more liable to acare v ith than without blinders He ia seldom afr.nd of what he SM fairly aee.

The nmjfrity of grown people, a well us the children, in ancient Home rarely lighted candle unless at dawn. The hidtivnc in Ri me, Ath ns, Kgyjit and other parts of the Mediterranean sin n was Mttteea 7 nnd 9 o'c loc k in the erenhsjr, sercntdiag to the season.

ECKERTS NEW STORE.

Opposite the I ndiana

Hotel.

THE BOYD GRAVE VAULT.

40,000 Human Bedia MiHilatad avary yaar aa OiaaaaSaf Tablaa in Madiaal Cellagaa ia Mia Unitad Stata.

Bread which i to be kept long shciuld be kneaded longer than that which is eaaaat ouly for tomorrow' uee.

Bef liehmes Who have resided in tine nisi y ti a yc sr mnl a day arc com pel led to errvt in the l.. al militia.

Protist ths driwl. Tlmn&0'li of ix rullxi DIMi.elV No fr. r'Kr.i' of IncMloa, it Mfr from lli- rii of tlir Im. rnsn Kli ill Tin 11. of (iiuva Vn it nft.r.ln ponltiTK ml ulnn. Int m-urltr iMfftlntt th lim H Ikr, M protect Ih.iI) Cftnkt ud txHlr from iUmptiM. nold ii. t drr, tot from burruiof cuiiml and ruiiu.

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wtrprooi. Mftdn wholly of r..wmr ml l)ill"l.l. It . .11 nil. I id trr tli kllr iDilmitrurtiblo. Shoulil I. und In cvarr lntermnt. or I LiM In rtul um. for ! by II mi I. r ..lnT MkDuf'd br

Tbt CfewsfisB CmsmssI Ca., SpriMoSald, Okie.

For Sale by Philip Guckea, Jasper. Indiana.

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