Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 38, Number 45, Jasper, Dubois County, 17 July 1896 — Page 8

GEOIICE P , IMrIKS HP STH-"

WITH A BARREL Of OYSTERS

WAO-ONS and CARRIAGES,

ürnl Hum la; lUukrr lioughl llu ir a. .t mmmmmm a. Ml m.m

sr imuhi r Toni r mom. ONE OCTHE MOST INTERESTING MEN oe of h, U. knownhan.mghou.es EVER IN THE SHOW BUSINESS of St. I'et. Mmrg und ÜM OM I. which nuwt American visitor I l!usu earn-

letters of credit im that of Mom- Mial

And I Hier tu

A. Uunrnr Wbwr lVpth and Hrvarith It lllchly fcutorlalnlng Mtaoa W'a. of run Outalrla of Thatrl.al I ir. I. . mm Well mm V ilhlu Ttarm.

Agricultural Implements and Fertilizers.

There i a man I ami now and then with a ort of humorous silver spoou m hu BWrtt, l'nnitorruptcd good fortune as a humorist smiles on hiiu through

outline ,V N-ns, the founder of which, father of the present head of the flrni, Mi his liberation (mm rfdom. years la-fore the decree of . mam i pat ion, to a barrel of oyster. Did Shalouuine t a serf belougiug to Count Sberenietlctf, one of the wealthiest nohh s in Russia. He had frequently entreated

u. . .. ... .in c uin ii .train ii in um Tri., . in , r

i lie, ami that, tin.), with no sevmimr lj r. - . - . , . " " "in'"K ferine him as much an $5(Ki,(tu for the 'fTiilt t if hta nu'ii Wu ... ...... tU... a L

H acquires m, Uut m()U,.v WM uL)J, , . Ke. airing .4 Horse Shoeing, an early reputation for saying or doing -ount, and it gratified hin pride to feel fuuuy thin.', w hich, once gained, uoth that one of the leading bankers of the ug MB take away. All the joke in bis empire was one of his serfs, unable to

line of hm irenerat ion. and often some uiarry either hi am or his daughter

gen ration, are W1""'u' hu mm r a consent. Mon over,

ax an, um tiaiiker waa liable to have hu money .:.,! and cotifiscat.-d anv

-o-

M

Nurlh Main Street, JASPER, - - INDIANA.

Farmers' Home ! (On Mill street. Jietper, I net. ) PHILIP KASTNKK, Prop'r.

M a .

or earner ami later

credited to him, and nobody cares to dupute the honor. Collector of joke

are ready to accept Joe Miller aa Joe

Miller, but no literary scholar believe that he originated all the jests in hu alleged book. Anybody can think for himself of tw o or three similar example in the present half century, and. even

so, it la not likely that John Stetson

1 UN MMMKMtkMU hotel UM n MkOffOMgh ovsrhaulsd, and reStted aea throughout, anlis iinu iifi.'ii f.,r i.i.i.i

I IW tllOle a ill :ll I I I... f, Mill, I nilllr.l ii , ... . an prleM will tMraaMBable. """"1 1 u"u ever really aaid all or half the amusiug A tfoitil l.l.:.- f,tr t.... ....i t: . - - . .

chean f.. ...I wvwmvm, ..... uniltf wiai WIW attriDUtctl to Ijltll

A Kud bur. eil lappllad w Itfe tlleeh.M. . t Ibj'i'T and eiar. au. I do lite utleut i. n ul

ways. QtWf me a call.

HHII.II KASTNKK.

GRÜVL

TASTELESS CHILL TUNIC IS JUST AS COOD FOR ADULTS. WARRANTED. PRICE 60 cts.

NuT.ic, lsai.

Gai TIA. Ills. Parti MadlclD Co . m ixiuia. äi...

i.iitiaiii - We .Id lul rear. 00 t,ttia BaVjV.Ü TASTKI.Ks VUU.L TOMC hst. bvugbl IHM srj already im year. In all oar . i prifiica of 14 ear, Id Ui (lrua tu..i,r.. i, öTvrn,ld aa anu la tUatsave . I. uulferaai auu teuUuU aa jrwur Tuute. Vuunirulr. As.ua r.CARa ACc

moment by the count, since rvervthimr

w 0 that belonged to a wrf. including hu

wife, children and property, belonged ips" facto to his maater. On- day Shalounine, who had just that very morning returned to the capital from i Mesa, culled at the SheromctiefT palace for the purpose of re(xirtint; his arrival, as in duty bound to hia owner. He had brought with him a I .1.1. .. a . t

n.t . iwivi in m in nu v nun an otuts ii ir Ihiy wereg,H)d stone, some of them. ,,,. m.ltll)ll ,., 1(. (.UUIlt. batfefl then, and they wi re told of Stetaon. itiat aa ... . i - :

ill inn i .Hi ..Ik.' Ol I III ( ' UlSir UI1I11 the story of fiddling w hile Home buni.il he hould have obtained hu master's was told of N. ro, not because they wen' intimation that hu gift waa aeceptaMe. 1 trap, but to aliow what kind of man ( u entering the pre, nee of the count X Stetson was. the hanker found bin surroumlisl by u The storie which it waa thought party of guests ml engaged m 1 rating pro kt to fix ujsn John Stetson were hu chief butler for ncgl.vting to prot hose which exhibited any broad, com- Tide oynter for the breakfast to w hich

prehenaive and picturejue ignorance, they were aboi ID sit dow n. Thebuth r lie waa an ignorant man no doubt ig- was xpluiuing to the count that tin n noraut enough, jsrhaps, to say all the were no oy-ter to be got in the capital things that it was ever said that heiat that moment for love or money, aaid, but the chances are that be did Catching sight of tiio serf bunker the oot say them all. but the stories are count exclaimed : none the worse for that. Years ago "Oh, it is thou again. Thou art come Sophocles "CEdipOfl Tyrannus" was to p t. r me once m ore for thyliU raplayeil by the students of Harvard col- t ion! Tliou know est that it is u U as. I lege and excited gn at comm. nt through- should not know w hat to do w ith rhy out the country. It was discuawd one money. But stay, I will tell thee sm. yeiiing at a dinner at which Btefeon thing, tot me some oysters for my was present, and he che. red the com I r. akfat and thou ahull have thy frcepa.ny by announcing that he had con- dorn! ' tracted with Sophi li s for the writing Shalounine bowed low, left the rtim. of a new play tobe producid by him fetched the small barrel of oyst. rs w In. h the following season. jhe had left in his carriage at Um door, This story belongs in the same class and laid it at the feet f his master, aa a somew hat more elaborate one. As stain as the barrel had bi n op-n.d Stetson once took possession of a new the count called for a pen and paj r, theater and discovered in the lobby a wrote out a declaration emancipating picture that did not meet hia artistic both the banker and his family from tasb. "Take that picture down." he serfdom, mid then, bowing court.M.usly m to the man w ho but a moment before

But. Mr. btetsnn, ' somebody n- hal been hu slave, exclaimed, "And, monstrat-d, "that picture was painud now, my dear Mr. Shalouuine will by Michael Angela " you give us the .l. ;isure of your com"Mi. hael who?" said Stetson. jpany at breakfast" New York Tri b "Michael Angela" uuv.

"Well, taken down, "said Stetson, "and discharge Angelo. I won't have

any of these foreign scene painters A Great Fwr Ur..ratl.g Stw.lo. Which around my theater, I ra going to em- Co.er. but Uksla Ground, ploy Americans." Probat.lv no t.H-

J " wM,a lusi vaa uunri

for Infants and Children.

OTHERS. Do You Know that Paregoric, Bateuuui's Uroi, Uodfn-y a 1'e.rdial, many ITrnaHss NKjthlnrf SyniL. and

moat ivuieeU s for i lnldrvn are cxuiiksJ uf ..juuiu or uiorvlUu f Da Yo Ksow tuat i.pium sod morphlm- arv stiia-f iuk nar.Mli.- ptnaon t Do Yoa m tlmt in uioit Ooun trios druKKisU aru not la-ruutu-j to sell uaiwUos wtthout labeling them porous Do Yost Know that y..u should not i nnit ajiy nuxUcin to n. given your ihnd aaleas you or your physician know of u bat it is composed t Da Yoi Ksow that ('a torts is a purely Testable preparation, and that a lilt of tu IngredienU is published with every bottls t Do Yost Kbow that t'artorla U the preseriptlon of the famous Dr. Samuel Pitcher That it has been in use for nearly thirty years, aad that more Castoria is now sold than of all other remedies for children combined f Do Yea Kaow that the Patent Offlee Department of the United States, and of other countries, have issued exclusive right to Dr. Pitcher and his assigns to use the word " Caatoria M and lu formula, and that to IniiUte them is a state prison offense t Do Tan Kaow that one of the reasons for granting this government protection was because Castoria had been proven to be absolutely havraalassT Do Yon Kaow that 35 ayerag. doses of Castoria are furnished for 36 caste, or one cent a dose f w Kaow that when possessed of this perfect preparation, your children may be kept well, and that you may have unbroken rest f Wall thoso tklmgs are worth knowing. They are facta

The fttc-siaallo atraatara of

wary

PPer-

Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria.

THE JASPER ÖT, ROLLER MILLS

Make the Celebrated

I PATOKA LILY FLOUR.

ECONOMY OF SPACE.

For Html by It. Hoy. , Ma.,

B. HBAN.VOCK. JASPER. INO.

Tbl- . mm L.lsu . ,,"" " 1"

"o ' mm iii i4 i ijii wmm nun t r irn .!...... sv a i . ;ii .

,Lf , ., . 7". .' i pi ms an oni oeio-r illustrations of the that they at on-e told the soeid. ut to tendency ,., eon., trat...,, than son,.' of friends of Stetson and then.aclv.-s. and tka , rii plendnlly .,,u.p,a d el.s-tnc amou them was Jack Haverly the BtM ln nf,eN where ground tajDegn. mnutn'l nianager. lav- ftn.;l llJS ..sa-ly .p,,.-hl the m,xierlydidnot laugh when he hoard it. mum in value, and... h.,., as. in

Ha thought Coonninu' (Ntiimdi-rufii.nii liav Hn.tat.,i

. . ' V- Mil VA fholl tm f nur I . I mt .

ülreulatlon has reaehe.l I ,... ;7" ... tue putting r.r as much generating ate

t.ons.yits rKl, ,..ri ... , ".ü 11 ... V.. jairatus into as little space a. human

" ' ' v mr. Ilia i U T V Wf T1 lfl 1 MsTt I I 1 f U If I dnr. -a..

The Indianapolis

af -mm- -.- IMUSAII II' AA J Daily and Weekly Sentinel but B""pij lu.k.ii puzzled. for a few moments, and t

BEST IN THE STATE OF INDIANA

They also want your

''WHEATAnd pay the Highest Market Price in CashFlour and Ship Stuff for Sale at all times.

i

HORSEMRM

I U AVE VUfit STOCK tyLmJT MV l s,S 'Ml! I J SStafc CELBBltATHU Murria' English Stable Powder fi'.'ri u 'A Pis-tit' . 'Iipati.ia, K.nu.h ii Hide llouu.l. aud all lMa. "b, b! I '' rrlee. Ar tfr Morris' English Stable l iniment ', '' ''. Oats, Hm!ara. Srrat.i ball., Sweeu,), Spavin. Kplmt, virb Mr Trie. OOe. ar ko,u, Morris' English Worm Powder Warrauia.t Is I urr anjr . ass ..f aVkwna i u tsui...she.p0r d...'.i. K.wrti",rrr' lrlcw. aae. p.r mmm''

vrau s uistemner and Cough Cure .F,'0

wens- nooaier Poultry Powder Makas II. ,,. Lay. , uraa llststa. Oat, am K.,up. aud keep p.,ultry liraltliy K "hJ iWaii aae. paw isaeaaaw. tvrry rruirdy susrantrrd sati.fartury ur . . r-fui,drd o,r ur. lM,k, " Tl.r ll.,r. fl," I, ' " and Trratiiinil " niailr.l her "S MSSSSal Well. Sleaieiae .. LaflsyetU. Ima. For Sala by B B. Brannock.

mnw n is; ly, Balnbrldgu TowiiMhlp Trim. te'n Nut loo. The undersigned, Trustee . t H,n bridge township, Daboif countv, will n land to Township husiness ou Haturday at every week, at Frank Uetx's ottoi oi North Main street, between Kighth an, Ninth, in Jasjer. The Township f brary aud Indiana lebool liisiks at san, place. William Shulsk, Trustee Aug. 16, 1W y. Boone TowiiMhlp Trujstee'i Notice. The nndersigneal, Trustee of Roona lowhship, Dutioia couuty, hereby nvea aotice that he will attend to all liusiu. .ini.. ... . 1. ; ... T .

r' ""'n w me uniiT oi i nistee. st his

aafclem e 1 miles sou Hi east of I'urWratills, on Saturdays of easdi wei-k, and r. foesu. all persons having township huaV oas to preaent it on Ksturdsy. ( ituens Wiring books from the Township LA. vary, are notified that the Libran u apt by Win. Mc Harris, in t'ortersville N. B C-orrMAM, Truatee, Aug 10, ly& y. Columbia TownhlpTruäk Ue'n Nutice. The undersigned, Tnistee of Colombia I'd.. Dubois countv. Ind.. will attn.l ...

Township business st his residence on very Ssturday, and persona baring .ownship bi!-ines to transact are reMOatad to present it ou that day ol the eek. The Township Library is kept at ths lflice ol the Trustee, where tuutHi en Utled eaa obtain liM.ks. K. r. Smith, Truataa. Aiuv lth, 1H96 y. DE XT IS TH Y

Dr. 1J. A. MOSBYi Resident Dentist, IIUIVXIIVCÄIJIJI, I IN 13. Tenders In tin.f.aau.nul ... 11

Baedlag aa ..rk in the dental line, ami lir.Miio.en to vive it l.i -

- , , , - .--- - ---- - - - . i, i. .in. uold plate ml SBeelaHy solicited. Ionian

"" - law .Mir. I.. -Sil.

BROTHERS

NEW FALL GOODS!

LATEST - STYLES -

Sil the latent Hewn nil over til.

rroui its aispstenes tram forcis-n

.1.1. Ml... 1 . .A

, r -T. ' l11 gard to

Kverv reader lu Indmna sl.,il,l take a .t... 1 . wwwt'r waH ' K -nough mmw of

paper, aud that TH K sKNTISKI..

satisfartory prformance. In

tat - T . "TV '""-w" I some or tn.-s.- tat ions vertical engines to take back to btetsou. who. it waa aa- Lud boib-rs i, Urge units hav, las u

uiii. ii, uiusi :iuve iaai 11 IiaillS 111 tile ,.., Il.l ... ,i I -

JUMBO JEANS RANTS.

L ARCC STl CIRCULATION OF ANY NEWSPAPER INiTHC'STATf.

IITKKMHOK SI HsiCRII'TION. '

- 0 AH)

Daily, one year, Weekly, one your,

Tie Weekly Edition Has U Pacei

meantime to inform himself of the his

tory of art sufficiently to understand it "What do you tin uk, Stetson" said his friend. "We have told Jack Haverly what you said about Michael Angelo, and he said, Oh, I see ; there ain't no surh person as Michael Angelo!' " Stetson looked blank in his um for a It . 1 11 1 1 ..ft t 1.11.1 ib.. I. I-.-.. 1 In.. . ii ..)... I

HHI illumination as to the humor of the ! sLa m.m H7I A I 1 . la J a. a

uI ITij .. s a-"m . to greater degns . or to as gn at a one

ouvos.u, . mo ijü ougin io nave

said. 'Then

BOatal designs, and in others, again, the saving in ground spiuv thus svun-d bos IsN-n still further augmenti-d by etUag engines and boilers in tiers, one above the other, giving a ratio of horsepower per square fix it of ground an a which a d.s ude ago would have been thought

quiti Uyond the limits of pfflsHllj

In iiroOablv no station in tin- world

has this i one. ntratioi: beetl earri.d out

" ' ' ' " at .. i . a! 4 a

fa laliwipjlis Satiad Coapuj, I ndlsnapolls.il ndlana

isn t iuiv such twrsnn us

Michael Angelo. " This story again recall another with a similar touch in it. The conversation I once turned ou a clever passage in W. I J. Florence's old play. "The Mighty Dollar," in which Bardwell Stoat ea-

THK JASPER 0OUS1BB atllCij irTT' Ä n'f"rnn ? . . . hack man whom he had encountered in be tarnished With the weekly edition Venice. "Yea," aaid Stetson, "that is of UM Indiana State Sentinel for' clever; of course they don't have hacks

W.75 far year for both papers, or Zn'Z'. ? o K V1" . . . it'." don t have anything hut omnibuses and I t III. - .. V . VI C a I la ... aBSka . - - -

DUtwriOe mnie carta This fable found its way into print again only a few weeks before Mr. Stetson's death.

"What do you think of So-and-so?"

Stetson asked of a

in clubs of ten for

Now

HEADyuATtTTTRs

even, as in that of the Edison El.-etnc Illuminating company m Duan. street, in the -ity of New Vork. The gn.und covered by this measure UOobvTl fs t

ami within this an a provision has b'U

manic for nine a,..tM h.smpower en

gines, two of l.y.1n hnmets.wer each

.....I ILm. ..M tt . .

nini uiree oi noo norsetn iwi r. iriVMor a

total of very marly 27.000 horsejs.wer. With a correlindllllf tsnler nUnt or

only a little l.-s than two horepow. r

pir wpiare f(,t. it would smi, ind.-ed. as though economy in spaiv ct.uld not well be carried much farther. L'assier's Magazine.

The Strongest Jeans Panst in the World.

AIM a full Rtoek of ttotfcisW, Ir Qoods, Nnllons, Buot anil siloes al

ECKERTS NEW STORE. "" ; ,!'

-AT

lee. k

Indiana Hotel.

Kok TH K w im. auiuia in um iHDIJiällT. IleUlcaUt

slIniVAsa t!. u Li to ask what his friend thought of the Milder beWlng Machine ! ! way the actor was playing the part in I beg to announce to the public, that iwhirn ne WM then engaged, but the have again QtMMMd an office where j "end soppsswd that In- meant to ask have constantly on hau. 1 a full hue of what manner of man he thought him. the tinuine Singers, with all the latest e answentl. "He's well enough, improvements. I have also a large only he seems to me to be a little too stock of Attachments, Needles, his, ,Vc .pedantic " Maidiiirs:' TTxij tv r-0 chines reoaired. Hanrains in .1,.. .1. f"d lw "toml his memory for

hand mai liines. rutun' u0- A few .! ys later, when he

lotrmwlns; Hair. The hurln r Was tnlLinir !,.,,-. .. .....

, is a"'i"a friemL naming one hairs m the f.ic ure often painful," lie

remarked, but they

My place of business is on 7th Street between Mill and McCrilltii Streets, JAtPtR, INDIANA. PETER J. O08MAN, Agent, Dec. 5. 1 WKMf.

fggyft T' M.rk, obtain!, and sll Pstitat busism conducted lor Uoot .... r,r. t

iitm.rtslrum W t.li.nion. saaaissssa

U.n W. . . ' ZrZr 5 Photo., w.th dsverip. ck.,'.. . P'"-ls of not. Uttol tssres. Our fas not dut till pai.nt is .ec.,rtd

aa s a at i a t - oia iaIo.. i . . - 77.

ISSSS ..V." . l .ii rsimis. WitSf

sat atasTAaLZ 4"aMa foeouou.

C. A. SNOW A, CO. OM saa ssi- ...

met the actor, he said, "I was in front watching you last night and thought you didn't play that part quite as pedantic as you usually do. " Sometimes Mr Stetson's expressions amounted to epigrams. It will U remembered that when Gilbert and Sulli

I van's "The (i.mdol lent" was first done I iu this country at the New Park theater, now the Herald Square, it was a lnailful failure. It was clearly and obviously so to anytssly who saw any considerable part of it, even if he wen- onh uarily a bad judge of such things, ami Stetson waa not a bad judge He had sc cored the rights to the opera for New England, and he had paid a gtsid deal of money for them. He went to the NewPark on the Ärst night to sec and hear what his property looked and sounded like. After the first ail he atnab. ntit lil. i ,

the lobby and somebody heard him mut tar:" 'Gondoliers?' 'Gondoliers?' H m! Gone dallaral" New York Tribune

an n't 111 it A ith

ingrowing hairs under the finger nails. Fact, I assure y.,u Ask any barber, and he will tell vnu the same tin inr. How-

do they get then! Oh. that 's simple

cnongn. 111 cutting a nn-u's hair, a short hair very oft. n flies off the shears and lodge adar tat ting, r aaU w. don't notice it at the time, ami it grml ually works its way bj until it is nassu

plet. ly oat of sight. Then the tn.uble

Is'gillA Sometimes it takes root and

grows out. but more often it just stays there and festers. !.. .. the razor hurt? There you are. sir Next!" l'hilad. l phia llceord

W.alas; a Shah. An amusing Htorr is told of how o

late shah fell asleep when he should I have bta the chi. f guest at a n-c. ptloti. j In Persia th. y I lieft that an awaken, d I person suffers grievous miurv What

Was to b- done? A band Was dispatch, d to the -diah's resting place with saaetal instructions to the big drum. Then suit Was successful.

Faith is letting down ,Ur nets into the trail-pan lit atCft, at the divine coinmand. i.ot lOsOwiaf what we shall take. FaU-r. '

The Duclo ss of T.ck is xp,s-nd tog. t aloag someiiow or othi r ou an annual allowance of i'ä.UOU.

a

Mrs. C. Hochgesang 's, Cor. N Main A 14th St.. Jasper. Ind. The public are Invited to oall and inspecl my new goods, of all kinds, and l. arii my Very Law PHMi ! For everything. Mv stock of stm.le

groceries and dry goods is always up with the lest.

COUNTRY PRODUCE WANTED

at the highest market price.

Mrs. C. Hochgesanir.

UNITED HOTEL MILL STREET, JASPER. AUGUST KAEGIN, PROPRIETOR.

Tlx- traveling public will find this house well famished and the le-t of attention given to the wants of guests. Furniture and beds all

new, and table supplied with the

hot the market affords. Terms nsaflonable.

Aug. Kaegin. March 10-93

F IMPORTANCE TO LADIES.

SPRINQ AND SUMMER SEASON. ,806.

FOWLER, DICK & WALKER, BOSTON HTOHK, mmi EVANVILLE, IND. ?aJ..from .fin,t. Knu"' Im,por' UfKel-v Hf "reign Goods ; sell excluilvel v th- mU W",h 122 fTl,,,if" re "WS to give Lower Sa than any Houae in Indiana. Shoppers who Send Orders bT Mall "1 Send for their Catalogue and "Fashions a i a.

A I HK K I M BOUNKBT. IDWARD A. BOUNRKT BOHNERT BROS., Proprietors oftht

JASPFR UNION FLOUR MILLS I

These Mills are now kept in the let ! order, ami supplied with U'it patent

Kons. The brands PEARL BKLLK, FAMILY, and BTKAIOHT are not e.excelled for their grades in the world.

We solicit the custom of Fanners, and will be ready at all times to exchange Hour for wheat at the highest market price. BRING rs YOUB wheat, and we will pay you cash all the market will allow. ; CORN MEAL alwsys on hand w sell or exchange. Iran and ShipstulT at the lowest market price. (Jive us a trial and we will trv to please vou. Mills on the North side of "Jasper, ou I Llth and Mill streets. BOH N Kit T BROTH Kit. ' Jasper, April 13, '04-y