Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 38, Number 8, Jasper, Dubois County, 1 November 1895 — Page 2

PRESIDENT'S DAY. Jkl Tito t'oltuit Sl:itr riiillnn at Atl.inn, .-Ttif MrrU Crtltt With VUil.tr 1 lit (ir.inil Mllitur. l"ror!iii Ht tli I. (. .11 lilOUiul. Krtirwml by tlir I'rivit Jriit Tlii Attiirr ljr l'relliit Cirteltil. Aiuanta. tin.. 0e. U. President's day mi the Cotton State eH.itin brolie Uilmv und beautiful, Inconuntr tralns brouUt thousands, of vtnitwr, and I lie truels were ermvdk-.l at au early hour. Mr. Ctwlnnd and hi ofticiai family tverc driven rapidly to the oxwsilitm row ml. They reached the revieivinjf htaud in front of the povermucnt building? a few minute.-, before the hutid of the column of troops wound a run ad the hill iu front Administration building, and parsed the lcunylvania. New Vorlt aud Fine Art buildings. Hosides President Ciereiaud and Secretaries Carlisle, Lamont, Herbert, Smith. Morton and l'ottmattcr-trem-ral Wiltotm on the reviewing1 stand, were Vice-President Stevetwoa. Gen. Atkinson of Georgia, and exposition and cite officials. The military narade

was lone and picturesque. L'nited j States, regulars from Fort McPher- ! sou. volunteers from Connecticut, j Vermont, Virginia and North Carolina verein Hue. Gov. O'Ferral and tatt t of Virginia received prolonged cheers as they roJe by. Gov. Collin and the red-coated Governor's Foot Guard, from New Haven. Couu., got a great round of applause The review being over. Dr. T. S. Hopkins of Atlanta, delivereda prayer for the president, aud the prosperity of nation and the success of the exposi tion. President Collier of tne exposi tion then, iu a ten-minute speech, introduced the president. Several thousand people were on the plaza within sight of the president. Though only a small part of these could hear the introduction all recognized his rotund figure and gave a mighty cheer. The president had most respectful attention while he spoke. The audience expected something significant from him either as to current national affairs, or as to his future aims and hopes. This expectation was not gratified. Only in the concluding sentences was their anything significant, and that tnay or may not have been intended as an admonition to the followers of the silver creed. The president spoke as follows: Ma PitEsi UE.ST: Oa ray behalf aaJformy co-lalxrcrs in tbc executive branch, of our coverument. who have accoaaraai?d nie. I thank you for your kia j rtonts of ureeuny. We are bcic not aloce to congratulate you and your bwui.- upon the splendid succesi of the exposition you have set upon foot, and upon evidence you have here gathered chleay illusiratire of southern enterprise, southern Industry and southern recuperation, but vre are also here to claim a share in the pride of your achievement. No portion of our countrymen, wherever found, can exclusively appropriate the dory arising frost Ihc-se surroundings. They are proofs of American Kenias and icdtistry. which are tho Joint rssessioa of our people, and they represent triumphs of Americas skiil and ingenuity la which all our citizens, from the hieben to the humblest, have a proprietary rieht. AVbtle ay feUow-citizeas of Gcorjrla and her netshberins states may felicitate the si -elves to the fullest extent upon och evidences as are here found by the trrowth and proserity of interest-, tad enterprises la which they are especially concerned. I can not te deprived of the enjoyment ngorUed by the reäecuoa that the worii Uat they have done emphasizes in the sich: of tae world the immense re-ocrees and indomitable thrift of the pcwsle of the Catted ä tales. It tm to me the too jcat ma; be su?jfeted at not inappropriate to this occasion that hat we SM atwet j :s aa octcrowth of another esp.jsllHa lajiufurated on American soil more than . . u.-.rv oc wh-n a new ca::oa was ex -mli'. i the emlitsd intld. susraoteed and t.-it.. .el by a eoostittttuin. tr.lch was n lai .ed an I ,t3lihi by the ? . of the ta:t..-i S-ates with the I . el purK'. of prootiae thr rener:l rt 'T" 401 si .riiw the fclmwtnc of liber"; ... ii.?i-es ;. il their mUTity. Tho stu vs x U'ch lias -ea.-'i-d tltts exHitiostf pr . tv ar. i man-j; actarers ; ao. altocretber -1. the ; .i'.ix-r at the oli r rharaeter of the !; ;l an? of the eotunbuttn; states, bat rvs Urgetr upon thi fact that th4 rtat. s are members of a beae-sei.-ei!" tr-nemed nation, whose satorsi reMwit-fs awl &Uran;tfs everywhere have Ik-cs Aeelo;jeii and improT: by the maatoce of tex uuututioas. and chose people have twea stramlate-J and ezxwm.z& by the bless -InSH of -'rsat liberty. A eontempiati'm of the Wesiatr touchvated to us by our eovernnientccstt reminds u-s of the importance of a heaiir nd notted co-operation in Its support ur,.l protectioe. V.c should lovingly watch and i;uari it not ontr tecaue we are reeipients of lv. tirisBlnti -.-IfLs. but (or its own salce and tcuso it has been put la

oar.?a. ""ffÜT. .rrflVw !,Vrian.l when it reached Wnldron. in

the ;,Tr u tan alkteVhe tS ol I tri- 1 otic duty If. remembering that ur iree lnsti unions were established to promote tue central welfare, we strive for those things, which tx-tietlt our people. anJ if each of us Is content lo receive hH share of prosrjrily thus coatributel. we shall I sadly ralss our dity and forfeit our heritage, if m narrow selSshnes we are heedless of thc seneral welfare and stnwsle to wret from the covcrnraent private advantages which can only be riinetl at the expense of our fellow-countrymen. 1 bore I may. therefore, be permitted, in conclusion, to suzgest, a a most important leswn taught by this occasion, the absolute necessity to our national health and welfare, and consequently to our individual happiness as citizens of a careful discrimination in our support of policies and in our advxracy of political doctrines between thoe whleh simply seem to serve seltlsh or sectional interests It we are to ensoy the blcv.in.-H our covernaneat o fratned to fairly and justly Kto.T, we shall vicure them In due time by cu!t.vattBs a spirit of broad Ammtcun brotherhood, inststins: Upuu such lOnducta will. In the spirit of ths eoldea rule, promote the general welfare. The conclusion of the speech was greeted with cheers. The crowd called for Carlisle, and he arose and bowed, but refused to speak. Vice-rresident Stevenson, in the same m inner, acknowledged the shouts fo.- him, but shook his head when the people called for a speech. THE USUAL RESULT Of an Attempted Asnult oil a Woman by a Nsri. CiKCiNNAri. Ucu St. A special to thc Post from Vinegar Hend, Ala., says: Dick Henderson, a colored farm lalwivr, attempted an assault upon Mrs. James Allen, wife of his employer Tuesday, while she was alone at home. The woman's screams frightened Henderson a way. In the afternoon n pos.se of citizens began a search for the ncgri. Henderson's body was found Lunging to a tree a mile from the sccue of his crime

TWO PERSONS KILLED

Ami Hra llmUr lnurl In ltallroad Wrrck On Tin- ifMiijlvinJ4, N-ur NVwVorl Thr ll'Jril Nrnrl) A II 1'mtul 'lf rb TXtc ir t- ir. mil I.irK Amount of Mull "ASmtcr n l-ilrVU. Uahijisiut.i.. Ph., Oct. .'V A wreck occurred on the IVan-ylvaula railroad near Newport et 5:S n- which two persons were killed ami several injured. The wre-ek wa. caiiNtid !y u breiten axle on an eut-buunt freijrht

train, which threw vcral oar m ' pay, that It is a natural sctjuencc that front of a wet-bound mail train. . the reduction of the tariff should inThere Is a high embankment at tlii J crease the volume of imports. Hut they point, and thu locomotive ami sworn I say that the government must sustain pnstul cars were thrown into the canal, j itself, and that the Wilson bill will not They caught fire, and. It is said, n j bring MtßlHeiit revenue. To these pen-

large amount of snail matter was de- ! j stroved. Daniel Wolflail and .1. W. of Altoona, the engineer und Hnliies, fireman of the mall train, went over with tho locomotive and wore killed. The Hnrrisbtirg lire department was asked for assistance, and Chief Holstein wont to the scene of the wreck with two companies, which succeeded in extinguishing' the names. Several small houses in the vicinity also lnitei city j hosiittr ed from the lir. The ttal start wore taken to the wreck on a special ear. wolfkill an I Ha'nes were buried under their locomotive, ami the bodies could not be rescued. Most of the injured are postal clerks, several of whom are at the hospital hi this city. Those reported hurt are: C. A. Chamberlain, of this city; left arm broken and fractured wrist. II S. Col ville, of Pittsburgh; wound above ear and right arm sprained. E. I. llrand. of this city: contusion ; of head, sprained wrist and injury to arm. A. E. Woodruff of Lewiston; sprain of le? and hack. S. GrotT, of Mountjoy; contusion of hand. A. T. Rowan, of Trenton. N. J.; slight injury to shoulder and leg. Joseph Donald, freight brake man, of MilUin. Pa.; spraineil ankle. George '"Irahaai, contusion of the left shoulder J. C. Campbell, of daliitzin; fracture of scalp, sprained ankle. FRIGHTFUL. AND FATAL Accident on th "-tr Vorlc. New llarrn Jt Ilwrtfortl Kiiilroail. IlynKP.vnK, Mass, Oct- 25. A tailend collision, by which two persons were fatally hurt, three or four seriously injured and some twenty others more or less bruUed. occurred here last uight. The New York. New Haven & Hartford passenger train which leaves Sharon for lloston at ü: IS was a trifle late, and was standing at the Hyde Park station taking on and discharging passengers, being directly on the time of the passenger train which left Providence for lloston at 4:1.". The latter train came steaming down the line and crashed into the stationary train. The engine of the Providence train was forced through nearly half the length of the rear car, which was filled with passengers, and practically injured all the occuuants ofthat car. After the accident all the physician In town were summoned as quickly as it was possible to reach them, and the depot was temporarily converted intc a hospital and everything was done to relieve the sufferings of the injured. Two persons, one a Irakeman on the Sharon, train, the other a woman, were found tobe hadlv and probably fatally hurt- Their names are at present unknown. The passengers were mostly men. and their injuries for the m-,t part were m the nature of contusions or bruises, caused by Wing thrown tc the floor or against the seats by the force of the collision. It is believed that the recent change in running trains on the right hand track instead of the left caused tho accident Ten Ier.on Hurt In lliirllngton Wreck itt Wnltlrnn. M. Kansas Denvcr-St-Cur, Mo.. Oct. t!."..-The Louis fast express on the Kurlington was wrecked at W aidron. Mo., at 7:r,0 o'clock last evening, and ten persons were hurt, two of them seriouslv. I be train was late, mm was running fullv srxtj miles per hour, . . l t iei.i : pacing a switch, the rails sprea.l. and the mail, baggage, one chair car and the smoker were wrecked. That no one was killed outright is little short of a miracle. 4u IVnnn Killed ami Kour Injured In Colli. Ion. Dks Moines. In., OcL 25. -The Hock Island train from the north collided with a switch engine in the yards at Valley Junction, five niles from here. arlv last evening, and one life was lost. The train was n few minutes ahead oi time as it entered thc yards. Mrs. Mary llillhouse, aged .0, of Hurllngton, was thrown against thc front of the cr nnil her head crushed, kil ling her instantly. Four other ' persons were seriously injured. Crn.hcil to Dratli bths t'p.etttlng of mn i:nelno. MlFFMNTOW.v. Pa, 0;t. 2'. The upsetting of an engine on the Tuscarora Valley railroad nt East Waterforil yesterday resulted in the death of Machinist Jerome Noble, of the road, who was crushed, and the serious scalding of William Pnnnebaker. nn engineer. The lattcr's life is despaired of. PROMINENT YOUNG MEN Of ISIiKimlnsinti, Intl., Comprised ding iif SlnilirteM. Hi.ooMtNOTO.v. Ind., Oct. 25, A gang of smooth shopi Itter lias Oeen unearthed by the police. Six of the members are young men of prominent

families. Two have been arrested nnd i jnj? woof while during the latter period a large amount of valuable property i tne wooi that wn to bo mnde into recovered. Thc expose created great j clothing was S7,G07,010 pounds, valued excitement Ituxter Demaree, a prom- j Bt in,0OO,713. It needs no argument inent young society nmn, escaped. Or-, to h10W under which condition of afville McDowell, another young so- 'fain, the manufacturers and consumers -lety man, was arrested and confessed, Qf clothing were thc better off. - Huffalo oamibff hlsaccrtomDlicer. q;, y.) Courier.

FIGURES FOR M'KINLEY.

lumrnir Inrrrap In I'mtomi Collection Cutler i Sic ltform Tariff. The import business still continues larjro and the rush at the custom house Is constant ly iacrensiner- Collector KUbrcth'ubljr fjree of deputies and clerks lmvo all they iaiv do to handle the entries. The enemies of tarilT reform, however, declare that they nee no'.hitif,' to surriie them in these fads. They tlemcu Cashier Northrup. ox the custom house, has the following answer to , make: I "Tho custom house at the port of J Xew Yorlc collects about SO per cent, of j the revenue from imports of the entiro United States. Tho collections here ' arc increasing to such an extent that j there ii every promise that the Wilson ; bill will furnish as much if not more revenue than did the McKinley bill. The last three months have been ex tremely encouraging, and a comparison between them and tho corresponding months of 1SIH may open the eyeso. ( tion. "For instance, the collections at this j port during July, ISO t. were tO.ÜlO,14A.21, and those for July, 1S35, were j eiö,C3ö,Cö5.G0. In August past wo col- ; leeted ao,T'2,07S.41, and in August, , 1S94. the collections were JS,7S0,T15.73. "The Wilson bill went into clTcct on 1 Autrusf.'S. iS'Ji. j-ncrevenues conecicu ? for .the month following were 89.741.- I 404.SU. The opposition asserted that ( j there was nothing to be surprised at in tne lact mai tae receipts kiwi'kvu fl.OOO.000 over the preceding month, They asserted that importers had purposelyhcld back their entries in order to take advantage of tanir reiruction. That is probably true, but tho imports I

for September, 1S93, show a revenue of of m manufacturers that aro highly $9,S34,072.5O, an increase of 32.007.74. j protccteu to compete in the markets of Mr. Northrop, at tho request of the tho ,vorio. This ability has been World, has prepared the following in- strengthened greatly by tho new tariff, teresting tabic comparing tho customs ' which has given our manufactures receipts at the port of New York for cheaper materials. The manufacturers twelve months of 1S93-1S94 under the themselves aro coming to a realizationMcKinley hill with the corresponding 0f xc nccd of wider markets. To sc

months of 1S9MS95, during the last . ten months of which the Wilson bai was in force. It is as follows: CCST05U IIECEIPT3. POUT OF SEW TORE. 1S91 1S91 Juir Awrui.... September . OcvoV-T .... November.. December .. January .... February... March AprlL May. Juso jio.s7ü.ioo et 6.7cÜ,715 83 9.7 Ü2 e.aKJ.5S M 6. 0. US A3 7.491.307 SJ 1SU5. Ii.876. 773 B.a-i0.77i 9.1 8.M21T 19 e.fui-asi B.lsa.5J7 7j 7,ie7,(OJ M 8,lfi0.79 55 7.SM.E00 W e.SM.rj i 'jo s.esi.ua oo ieji. B.ZG MO 89 7.4J3 !5J sa 7.MW0M3 6.791 0.-3 03 e.--S3.flll 04 B.MI.bOS Cd Totah S47.S47.4a7 0 1104.125.074 4S THREE MOXTUS Or 1804 AND 18M COMPAHZD. 159L 15. July. K. 21U9C! tlO.").! 09 August h. 710.715 78 10.372.078 41 September B.741.WI8-: .S34,C7iM Total , .,K,7Ä.I0fl81 f3U.S9.8l7ai N. Y. World. DEMOCRATIC SUCCESS. filzntneanee of the. Itceat Victory I -dlanapnll. Following general democratic success in the town elections of Connecticut comes a democratic t Humph of great significance. Indianapolis is in Marion county, Indiana. This county in 1S92 gave Cleveland about nine hundred votes more than Harrison, but at the succeeding municipal election the republicans chose their candidate for mayor by a very large majority. The charter ejection 'this year was conducted with great vigor. Vriends of Gen. Harrison insisted that there must be republican success in order to present his name at tho national nominating convention with the eclat that would come from decided home support. The republican candidate had uot been friendly to Mr. Harrison, but the matter had been smoothed over anil the ex-prcsldcnt himself had made a declaration in favor of the candidacy of the republican nominee. Harrison himself was an early voter. The result, as necessarily admitted by republican journals, was the worst overthrow in a city election ever recorded in tho history of Indian- ! .r,0n.s, The democrats triumphantly 1 wtinr their candidate for the mayor mltv v'P. Taggart, who is also chair- , . " . . , , , Kan of thc stato democratic committee, navc ,naue a net gain of eight thousand rjcmocratic success was not confined t Democratic success was not confined to the head of the ticket. It included wide sweep in thc wards, making the municipal body overwhelmingly democratic. These arc but forerunners of the sweeping democratic victories that are to he recorded everywhere this faU. The period of depression is passed. Tne people discern that the panic resulting In low commercial conditions was noi -harpoablo unon thc administration in Ipo-cr at Washington, but upon the ; r,artv which nasscd thc Sherman and McKinley laws. Tho discouragement to democrac v in 1894 is removed. Democrats are reasserting themselves everywhere. If they shall carry New York this fall, backing it with success elsewhere, their triumph in the presidential election in lbOi) will be assured. Chicago Chronicle. A Grent IllcuMnj;, That the removal of thc duty from wool has proved a great blessing is shown conclusively by the large increase In the quantity imported. In thc seven months ending July, 1834. the imports of raw wool were .10,007,704 pounds, valued at 51,020,000; in the corI responding seven months under the j new tariff the imports were ui,7G3,V2a ! pounds, valued at 519,00:1,151. Moreover, I during the (Irst period were 120,072,000 j pounds, consisting of coarse carpet ; wool, valued at rJ.CO.VW, leaving only lo.r.M.oi l. valued at OLS15.0II. of cloth

EXPORTS AND MANUFACTURES. Tho Wllon Thrift HaJn tp rorrlga Mark.-: fur Aiorr.Vau ttuutt. The exports of munufact".-d goods from the United ssWtes for the llrst eight mouths of lSW were of the vnluo otiiiUW,sai, as against $ll,000.wo in the corresponding mouths of 1MM. At this rate the exports of the entire year would amount to SUM.MW.otJO. a gain of SlT.oou.oOO over the prcviou i year. This Is about 3U,O0,oOi tnoro than the exports of any previous year. In 1502 our exports of manufactured good. were only 13.01 per cent, of our total exports; last year they were 22.1 per cent. This year's exports show a large increase in agricultural implements, machinery, chemicals, locomotives, sewing machines, boots and shoes, refined mineral oil and manufactures of tobacco. Tho Increase in the exports of locomotives approximates 200 per cent. In some of the articles the exports as yet uro small, but the figures show n handBorne percentage of growth. In others the exports run up to many millions. It is worthy of remark that in many cases our exports are kept down by other circumstances than an Inability

to comr.etc with foreign nrices. In the ofl,,(000 tons of iron ,,jpf. Wanted for the city of Tokio, Japan, a company at Uessemer, Ala., bid cl.öO per ton lower than the Sjotch company to which tho contract was awarded. The American company failed to get the contract owing to differences as to details, such as the time of delivery, cost of inspcev. .....J tion. and the like. The incident showed, I however, that Americans weic able to ! ...:.t. Sr. n this class of f JL i,,,.!. So . L'iRMiS. i.U UJ J K V m k.aw c0nccraC(. The protectionists have a good deal in c nvn,,, ti, increase of imnorts and the falling off of agricultural ex. m. .v,.ch iast Is due to short cröns. ! 1)Ut arc ujscrectly silent with reference J tQ tho jncrcas3 Qf our manufacturing .v,if,, riomnnstmtostho abilitr curo these more is necessary than cheap production. Many of our contuls report that what is chiefly needed is a more careful study of the needs of foreign markets, so as to produce goods that are ndapted to the tastes and habits of those who consume tliem. Louisville Courier-Journal. THE DOMINATING SPIRIT. Which Ruled the Iteed-McKlnley C grcM of 1890. That is a qualified expression whlcW comes from the Massachusetts republicans on the tariff question. They want steps taken toward tariff revision, but insist that they do not want tho republican party committed to any specific measure or any particular policy moving in that direction. If the Massachusetts republicans had mustered enough candor to say publicly what the men who manipulated them were thinking, it would havo been such a deliverance as this: "Don't reaffirm tho principle of the McKinley law in specific phrase and exact degree. The country has repudiated it onca and will certainly do so again, and the republican party as well if it again declares for it. And do not nominate McKinley. Tho irost conservative tariff platform it would be possible to make would be unavailing to save us from defeat if thc nomination of McKinley were made its accompaniment. There is a trick worth a dozen of that. Declare for nrotection of American J industry and American labor in gent cral anil tumultuous terms. Nominate on that platform sonic man who is en tirely eolorless on the question, ana then, if we win. we can pasd a law . . . ..... .,. f 1 even more urastic man tue .uuivimvy bill made, which our president will sign and throuh which our friends who have contributed campaign luuus can get their niouey back." Massachusetts republicans have never been particularly inenuty iu Maine candidates for the presidency, yet it is almost impossible to avoid the conclusion that this time they are acting in the interest of Mr. Thomas Heed. Hut is not Heed as deep In protection mud as McKinley is in the mire of that odious principle of government? Heed was the dominating spirit of tho Hecd-MeKinley congress of 1S90. St. Louis Republic. PRESS OPINIONS. Gen. Benjamin Harrison, after reading the Indianapolis election returns: "Well, I told you 1 wasn't a candidate." Louisville Courier-Jour-uaL A republican statesman whos own town goos democratic in 1S95 can hardly expect to be nominated for president in 1590. St. Louis GlobeDemocrat (Rep.). Th Tom Reed boom has hardly out-grown New England aud the precincts of thc house of representatives. It will need a parachuto to come over the Alleghcnles. St. Louis Republic According to thc official report, thc wool clip in the United States for this venr is bat a trifle less than that for 1S31 and 1693, and

larger than anv other year fdnce 1SS0. d any good." said the obdurate edlAnd yet the McKinlcyitcs continue to i tor. "Take a gallrm of water nnd boll

comnlain that the new tariff hxs de stroyed tho American wool industry. Louisville Couricr-JournaL Republican organs throughout the country that have some political shrewdness and foresight nrc already apologizing for what they anticipate in Ohio tills fall. They have sccu the handwriting on tho wall and they aro preparing to let themselves down as lightly as possible when thu predicted calamity comes. It Is their mature conclusion that there will bo a disproportionately large falling off in thc republican majority in McKinley' own state. Tlds concession reflects credit upon their judgment, but Is mado with a view to meeting tho Inevitable withj some grace and equanimity when it hi eacountcred. Detroit Free Pres.

PERSONAL AND LITERARY.

1'aul Dcroulcde, who played k prominent part In thu ILmlangtst movement, Is writing- a play called "Mussiro l)ugues.clln."ln which t'Muelin, the elder, will act. Ihiguusclin was constable of lVaneo aud fought against thu lllaek I'rinee. He is one of Kra ace's popular hemes. The manmis of Devonshire allows himself the lu.sury of a nillroad tea miles long for his private pleasure. The railroad encircle.', his own domain. Whenever he takes a ride he acts as iircmun aud engineer, while he compels tho members of his family, the ladies not excepted, to act as watchmen uud watchwomeii at the crossings. Of Hubert Louis Stevenson hut three paintings exist, one by Sargent, painted in lsS. now iu Huston; another painted by Siguor Xorli at 'nmon, in ISO'j, said to be the best portrait, and an uiiilnishcd sketch by W. H. Richmond. In sculpture, besides St. Uandeiis' bronze medallion, there are a bust made by A. Hutchinson at Honolulu, another bust made by Sydney, and a medallion made at Honolulu. There are also a few drawings. Dr. Ma:; Xordau began to write at the age of fourteen, and he has earned money with his pen ever since he wan sixteen years old. His salary of twelve dollars a month, which he earned by work on a newspaper, was then practically the only support of his fatlter, mother and sister. Two years later he had increased his income to about two ,. 1 1 ....It I. 1 1.1 ........ ........... .......au. "r " ' , , ,' , . . , r. Nordau has shared his home with his mother and sister. Queen Victoria considers It "hif hto lv undesirable for young ladies have latch-ke3s," and self rather decidedly expressed her-s-l rather decidedly to that effect "Pn u lntö T5s5t to Hueklngham puiuce ui i no uiiiiguiers ui me prince of Wales. These young women, who arc quite "up to date," asked for latch-keys in order that they might go back aud forth between thuir apartments and the grounds at their pleasure, without going through the formality of ordering the doors opened by attendants, but her majesty promptly vetoed the suggestion. Jennie Stanton Wilcox, ,M. IX, of Saratoga; Mary Weeks Ilurnett, M. D., of Chicago, and Alice lleunett, M. I)., superintendent of the state hospital for insane women at Norristown.Penn., were prominent speakers at the recent medico-legal congress held in New Yorlc, and their papers on the relation of law and medicine to one another showed wonderful familiarity with both professions. Mrs. Eliza Archard Cornier, the well-known newspaper woman, Mrs M. Louise Thomas, for long president of Sorosts, and Miss Kate L. Hogene, L. L. 15., v no will for the coming year be instructor in th women's law class in the University of the City of New York, were alsoaraong the speakers. HUMOROUS. "I see you have a glass eye, Pat" Yes, ycr 'anner; but it's a swindle, sir. I can't sec nuthlng out of it" Tit-Hits. Madge "If ho bored you so, why didn't you dismiss him?" Marjorie 'I saw the edges of two matinee tickets sticking out of his vest pocket" Life. Tho Popular Favorite. Mephisto (behind the scenes) "Ha! what do I Ree? Only four wreaths thrown on the stage, and I paid for flvcl" Deutsche Wespen. A Slight Krror. Student (intoxicated, lying in thc gutter) "Hy Jupiter, If that landlady of mine hasn't put damn sheets on the bed again!" Tägliche Rundschau. He "Dearest, my whole heart is devoted to you." She "Hut how about your poeketbook?" He "Excuse mc, but I was thinking alwut yours." Uoston Transcript Hroken Rest Jones "I ate a piece of mince pie for breakfast last Sunday morning." llrown "Well, what of that?" "I had terrible dreams at church." Town Topics. Physician "How did you get such a cold?" Patient "What has that got to do with your business of curing it? It is a condition, not a theory, that confronts you." Hoston Transcript Errors of Judgment. In judgment now I ilally err, A cycles pait me whirl: I eally call "Good morning, sir!" Then tlnd it wns a girl. Pearson's Weekly. Father "I see that Richley, the millionaire, is dead." Hobby "Then I suppose he's just about trying to work his way through the eye of a needle now, isn't he, pa?" Roxhury Gazette. "Papa, 1 know what I'm going to buy for your next birthday." "Well, what?" "A nice painted shaving mug." "Hut I have a fine one now." "Oh, I'7e just broken that "Fliegende Hluetter. "This predicting thc weather la mighty easy," said thc sceptic "Could you do It?" "Certainly. All you have to do is to predict a hot wave .vhen it's cold, and a cold wave when it's hot, aud stick to St." Washington Star. "Perhaps if I were to boll it down." ! suggested thc space writer. "Wouldn't it down to a pint, and It would still he nothing but water." Albany Argus. After thc Summer. Mother "Well, are you going to let Mary marry the young man she met at tho shore?" Father (with a sigh of relief) "Certainly. I was afraid she was going to be very hard to please." Detroit Free Press. A Cruel Delusion. Casper Corker "What's de matter will ycr foot?" Jonas Dendhcat "Ycr know dnt 'ouso round ycre on dc corner?" "Yep." "I went up dcro las' night, an as I went up de path I saw er dog squatted In d dark ready to jump, an' I kicked Mm." "An' ho bit you." "Not on ycr life- it wu?. a Iron dog." Chicago Ree erd.

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