Jasper Weekly Courier, Volume 37, Number 1, Jasper, Dubois County, 14 September 1894 — Page 8

GEORGE P, WAGHER

What I a Flirt?

MANUFACTUKEK OF

WAGONS ano CAERIAGES,

And Doalor ln-

Agricultural Implmnt

and Fertilizers.

-o-

General Repairing & Howe Shoeing

North Maia Street,

JASPER. - - INDIANA.

0 .W. Downs, D. D- S.

Corner 4th Main Street,

HUNTING BUKG. - INDIANA.

MAKES SPECIALTIES OF: Crown and Bridge Work, Painleae Extraction.

Treat'i ent and Saving tte Teeth,

FiratCUsa work, Reasonable Prices.

At tke Phenlx Hotel, Juaper. Tueatlay

nd Wednesday ofaacti wrek. All Work Warranted. Dhc. 1st 1898. y

eves. The "Aim," lie is an idea

REMOVAL SALE! Preparatory to removal to the new, large and commodious building of the I. 0. H. M., I will offer for the Next 30 Days My entire stock of goods, consisting of Dry Goods, Notions, Hats and Caps, Boot and Shoes, Mens and Boys Ready Made Clothing: at Greatly Reduced Prices.

The enemy of Low Prices ( 1 lie Credit System will be discontinued.

Goods will be sold strictly for cash ed, facetiously, as the tax assessor

or its equivalent. finished enumerating the various

Tlmntinir mir frinnda for nnst items on the list, "that l never

llt)lltiui -..- - - X 1

fiivnra. we solicit a continuance of tax.

their patronage, now that we Offer Goods at a Sueritice. t&Come, See and be Convinced. JOHN P. NORMAN. Ireland, June 22, 1894.

One who loves to captivate, but captivates not to love. One who, pretending to make "true lovers' knots." only makes

"slip knots."

An utterer of the counterfeit coin

of love. A masquerader in love's library A stimrimi butterfly.

A llirt is a forger on the bank of

Cupid.

A llirt is like an insect that sips

the honev from many flowers, but

never hives it.

An ander who baits his book

with flattery and feigned love, and

fishes for admiration.

One who nlavs with love, and

who is sometimes punished by love

playing with lnm. One who plays with Cupid's ar tows.

A flirt is a fish that eats all the

bait and leaves the hook behind it

One who promises and does not

nav.

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One who gives attentions wiinoui

intentions.

Cost of Living at Home and Abroad. According to some recent statis

tics of the cost of livingan English

man spends an average if -IS a year for food, a Frenchman $47, a Gor

man $41-, a Spaniard .f.iö, an Italian

$24 and a Russian $23. Of meat

the Englishman cats 100 pounds a , 1 , O"? 1 ,...

vear, tne rrenenman cw, mm vn- .... . . . . , ii.

man 04, the Itahan üb anu nie Russian 51. Of bread the English-

man consumes mj pouims, inc.

Frenchman 5,'iO, the German olU,

the Spaniard -ISO, the Italian 400

ind the Russian üöu. aeiemine

Vnicrican.

Aa Anglla CoMpetitioa. One of the most curious spec tacles in the Rritish isles is the an

nual fishing competition on the Avon. Tho start at the last com

petition was by pistol-lire, and at the discharge, the nn tilers of the

Avon, numbering 0"0, having all drawn for places, cast 050 leaded

lines, bearing an equal number of

gentles or brandling worms, into the classic waters of the river. The

sun was bright, the waters low, the weeds manv, the fish indifferent,

but the OSO fished bravely on for

three hours, and, at the end of the day, tho basket of a Mr. Home was weighed out, as first, with 7 lbs bM4 a Ik i

ounces ot iish. a .nr. raget ran

him a close second, more by luck

than judgment; he had caught only two fish, but one of them was a bream that kicked the beam at 0 pounds 's ounce.

Unintentional Humor. Jilson The funniest thing in

Puck, it seems to nie, is the motto

it prints on its first page every

week.

Gilson What's that? Jilson "Price 10 cents. What

fools these mortals be."

Boone

Township Notice.

Trustee's

Needed a Million or So.

AH Paba rubbed hi pectaclo dazzled him. uddenlv exclaimed,

struck him. .Seizing a two-bushel

aek he hurriedly filled it with dia

monds and other precious stones

from a pile near the entrance of the , . I T 11 il ll

cave, "ll i can sen uiese tilings

or anywhere near what they are

worth," he muttered, "I'll try light

lousekeeping in a flat again just or luck." Town Topics.

Not Worth Speaking About. "There's one thing," he remark-

Tlie undersigned, Trustee of Boone

towhship, Dubois county, hereby gives notice that lie will attend to all business pertaining to the ollice of Trustee, at his residence' 1 miles south-east of Portersville, on Saturdays of each week, and re

quests all persons having township busi

ness to present it on rsuiirunv. Citizens

esinng books iroin tne lownsinp Li

brary, are notuicd tnai tne uorarv is

kept by Win. Mellarris, in Portersville.

IlKXItV H. 15ltEII)KNIt.VCOII, 1 niStVC. May IS, ISitt-y.

"What is that? asked the assessor.

"My brain," laughed the funny

man.

"Oh. well." replied the tax as-

sessor, as lie iook a goon iook ai

him, "there are lots of little things

we never ask about.

THE HOLIDAY AND WINTER SEASON

It here and ao are we with the host

STOCK OF FÜRNITURR.

See Our Great 5 and 10 cent bar

gain connten. Your best Chance. Don't MUb It ! OUR STOCK OF COFFINS Hai never been equaled. COME AND SEE US. We Will Enrtovor To Ple Y hi. Alles Bros. N. W. Corner Public Squire,

Jasper, Ind.

Di 8.'93.

INSURANCE! LIFE ! ACCIDENT! TORNADO! LIVE STOCK

insurance tor ternm of five consists

inrimlinff liehtnine' and Hteam horses.

Why He Wcat to Casey's. Deacon Skinner (severely) My

boy, for whom are you procuring

that accursed drink?

Chimmv O'llearn Fer me lad

der.

Deacon Skinner (still more se

verely And why does your father

send vou to such a dreadful place?

dummy O'llearn Aw, woteher

invm usr au.su casev invert uer

biggest pint; wot elser

He Chawed.

Angela Fitz-Hoodoo stamped her

nrettv toot, "isever, she cried

"darken our door again. MX

Shooter Jack sneered. "Iben,"

he coldlv retorted, "I admonish

vou to keen cuspidors handier."

In bitter silence she contemnlatet

the (liinrtered oak panel with its dis

- -

figuring stam ot deep brown. J Je

troit Tribune.

The Hero' ot the Holocaust.

He Isn't that young Chilton

over there? She Yes. Miss lui.

ler would probably have perished

in the burning theater but for him

She told me she grabbed his coat

tails at the first alarm and wonder

how she ever held on. Life.

(On .Mill street, Ja-per, lud.) PHILIP KASTNEIt, Prop'r.

This ('(titiinodfoii.H lintel has been thoroughoverhauled, unit rellttfil new throughout,

mill ! now open for pnltlle entertainment. The table will always be found well Mipplh-d, and price will be reuontthIe.

A good r-talMe tor lurmerv Horses, anu heap feed. A good bar. well Mintilicd with thvehoicc-t

liquors and flours, mid jiolltu attention al

ways, tiive nie a can.

Lc.30,V.-y rillLII KAKT.NKIt.

MILBURN & CO.. KAI.KUS IN

FARM MACHINERY.

We carry in stock a Complete Line

of Champion Hinders and Mowers,

Moline & Smith Wagons, lhiggies, Surreys, Carts, Harness, Whips, Lap Spreads, Cultivators, Plows, Hay Hakes, Harrows, Hay Loaders, S e w i n g Machines, and Repairs.

Call and see them before purchasing.

MILBURN & CO., JASPER. INDIANA.

The equine population of Venice

of four or five bronze

veara.

i.roubi.r at thlrtv cents a year on each

aim nf iiiHurancc: tornado at twenty

cents. Representing twenty Rood com

panics and doing an exclusive insurance

business. I can give the above rates.

Write or call on me before placing your

insurance. No one, excepting George

Nix. of HavBville. and Theodore (Job

man. of Ferdinnm

licit insurance in my name.

W. A. WILSON

General Insurance Agent, Jasper, Ind.

Shipbuilding on the Clyde is in

creasing atter a tew years oi do;

pression.

The Louisville, I.vansville and St

Louis Consolidated Railroad will se

Sunday excursion tickets, which a

fords a splendid opiwrtunitv to visit

Ferdinand, are aiitoriml to so- your relatives or friends, at the rati

of one fare for the round trip. 1 ick

ets good on date of sale only.

Call on our ticket agents and ob

tain full information regarding these

special Sunday excursions, whic

will last throughout tho summer.

SCavMtt.and Trarit-Marki obtained, and all Pat

5

Car tU. and TraHt-Marki obtained

at ImaiatM conducted lor Moocnm ftea

tm Orncc ia Orosirt U. 8. patcnt Orner aad w can Mcun patent In lc time tbau tbuie faaiof from Waihinrton.

Scad model, dtawluar or nhoto.. wilk deierln.

(ten. We adviie, II natemablo or not, free oft

,.u K. bi iww wn uu fiKivu, anilivui A nur. "How to Obtain Patent ." Ith

act ( taaie In the V. S. aod foreiacouaarif

NM WM. AUlHtH, CA.SNOWd.CO. . am Arne m. Miuimm. ft

When thev ask vou to buv Musical Instruments of any one else but Frank Kueblor. as he "will sell you a first class Piano or Organ

cheaper than vou can buv it elsewhere in Dubois County. During the next (10 days he will sell anything in his stock, in order to get ready for the Fall Trade, at

Keep a ftjxi; wne of

New Spring Goods.

- LATEST - STYLES AT

Mrs. C. Hochgesang's,

Cor. N Main Sc 14ih St.. .Tn&pcr, Intl.

The public are invited to call and

inspect my new goods, of all kinds,

and learn my

Very Low Prices !

For everything. Mv stock of staple

grocenes and dry goods is alway

up with the best.

COUNI'UY IMIODUCE WANTED

it Ilm highest market price.

Mrs. C. Hochgesang.

Apr. O, BU4.

MACHINE SHOP.

Con n Kit ok Newton ani 7tii Sts.. JASPER, IND., DANIEl F. J. MILLER. Proprietor

IIIAVK In tili hop evrrr laclllty for repaltinn team tnachlnrrjr ol nil kind . ami mike a upvclalty or bulUlltiK and rrprlrliiff STKAM KNOINKS and MILIiWOHK.

laUo kefpn hnn.l a uppjr ol SHAFTINO, 1'IPES Ac, anil will turn liiltltiK anv tt rcquirnl. I harf an a ncr lor I. K. ATIIK.lt AM) ItUllltKK IIKI.TINC, ami w ill fiitnluli any iii )inrt notire. Will rfp.irTIIIIKSitlMi MACIIINkS.aKI'AUATO KS IIOKSK I'OWKItS Ac

KAUM KhS I' A II I It'CI.A It I.T are Im lied to Blvf me it rl,hc toiimUf thrir niinrtiily itn mil ltiti.lt-r canfr ami Miiwr II. Hin Ar , fully a fiOOD AS NKW, ami at Mit lltllr fxprnxe It "a pptiny oaviil I two artlfd,, 1 can cave you many liilliri tlil

ay. try it DAMKI. F. i. MII.I.KK. May 20. '91.

Heme Seekers' Excarsiea.

POSITIONS GU1RINTEED

ndcr reasonable condition. Our FREE M pace

catalogue win eipiaia wnjr we can anora it. ssihitSi f a' ftntwi Bumts tm Seekers' Kxcnrcions, at onu fnw for the' NASHVILLE, TENN, Write for eetatogue. :

round tnji, irood for cont inn mis pnnee tooklteeelnri Shorthene, Panmanihlp and T!eonlv. ami limititl t( twi-ntv luv fmm . Wlepend ow 0ncy In the Jntere of

SeptcmlHir Ith, October 'M't Nov. (Ith, collcieCTl, Dec. 4th. 1H',4. to all U. U. iiointH in Machine book-

ptoyneatDepartmenl than halt tho llutlneM

eatakalnaa tnltion. 4 weeks by our method

nc DooK-nacin is eaual to weeaa

a vi. .-:. (j. t- ..;...!. ... old clan. 1 1 teacher. MOfl atadema naM yi

C riV"' " TY.,n."W"' cätlon: enter any time. Ottap Boaab. We have

jortli L.art)lina, hontll Uim)liilil,.TeiineH- recently prepared books eaeecMIy adapted (o

I wee, tvi'iimcKv, soiuu oi. imi noi inciim- HOMI STUDY

fin llentlerHon, 1JliiMVllle alii! hexing- st on Wday trial. Write w and eiplatu

.ton. liOtllHlilllil. t'ilHt ir MiMMixNiimi rivi.r onr wants." N. B. We M cathfora Iva

in uMiiuni ouuui I. 1 1 in riiuL'ii wniii agvntH there. 3i-2it.

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A S N AIP

For all who want Jewelry, Watches, or Clocks, if they get them of Frank C. Kueblcr.

YOU'LL BE IN THE SOUP f vou buv Silver Ware of any one else but Frank Kueblcr.

July 0, '01.

STRICTLY COST PRICE, Cor. Stli & Main St.s., Jasper, Ind.

D

Vod:ei drug- go

LonisvillB, Evwil & St. Louis

ConiW R. B. "THE AIR LINE." 53 Miles (he Shortest 53 Uotweeii Louisville & St. Louis.

The Preferred Konte to tho

East; ami West.

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J A?. VM II :4a JuV, a;0U0:li7 111:1,2:15 thlf.

Ar. Lincoln City " llcHiiivllle 'KvaiiHvllli. " l(iK'kiuri

lro Tvll City " t'niiiH'ltiin

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Tin- lowest tlfki't nitt'H to tlu West, us w.i us rolilcrw mid iri'tuTitl Iiiforiiintlini, will l Iiirnlslii il on application totlnMiinlcrnhriii.il that your ticket rcinln via tin ",ir .Iii'." Jos. IlKNKIdCT. AK't. Jasper. d It. A. ( AMriiKI.I,, (icii'l I'ats. AkciiI. J. II. Kl'MMHit.'I'rav'K I'ass. .K't. St, I.oiim UNITED ms HOTEL MILL STREET, JASPER. AUGUST KAEGIN, PROPRIETOR.

The traveling public will 11ml this house well furnished and the best of attention given to the wants of guests. Furniture and beds all new, and table supplied with the best the market affords. Terms Reasonable. Aug. Kaegin. Murch 10-9.T

It. It. RHANXOCK. M. D.Sco'y him) .Uuhh.t

PUKE IMtUt.'S mill M ED KM N KS,

ELEGANT PEUPUMK.S & TOILET AUTIf!LE.

FINE STATIONERY him! IJLANIv RüOKS,

CHOICE CK A KS hikI TOHACCOS.

PAINTS. OILS ml VARNISHES,

Goods Pure and Fresh. Prices Correct.

Prescriptions Carefully bp;üdd

Ami Every KflTort m nl to Accnmmoilatc Ciislonirrf.

larstoru Opposite the INDIANA IIOTKIi, .lASPHIC, INI. Feb. 16, 18'J4tf.

J. GREEN, Optician, Next Dcorto Zoeller's BarborShop. Ili'adarlir, C.uimm! Iiy Kyc Mlr.iiu.

Manv nrranns wIiomc hrada nrn cnnstanlly rtclilnir Iihvp no lilon what rollet

iclenlifi'illv fillpd alaRp will ai.p lhm- TIiIh llii-orv U now miivcrnally egtabllshi'd ! "Improporlv" tlUoil krln-"e will hiVHriahly incrrHRp lln trouble

and may leiri to TOTAL RLINDNEöS Our Hhilily 10 hiIJiibI uIifsph srelj hiuI rorrrrllv is lieyontl question. Consull n-. Eye tt"eil iree 01 chnrue. Kh n.'fli r.m.

MRS. T. ERN7,

I.HO A t'ISK ASSOItTMKNT

itV

HEATING

ANU

ESfCOUKING

STOVES

Agent for Best in Use!

Bargains on Demand in Tinware, Hardware, FANCY LAMPS, BIRD CAGES, MOTIONS, ETC. Mrs. T. ERNY, East S. nblic Sqnartc, J A.SJ?12t., IINT.

11 KA DQUAhTGRS KOK TIIK Singer Sewing 3Iacliine!

I bee to announce to the imblir. that I

have ileum opened an ollice, when' I have constantly on hand a full line of the (ieiiuiiie Singers, with nil the lutot improvements. I have also n lanro

stock of Attachments, Needles, Oils, Ac.,

lor all otner imtkea and styles of SeuitiL .Machines. All kinds of Sevin Ma

chines repaired. Rargains in Hectmii-

mtml macliines.

.My plitce of business is on 7th Sheet.

between Mill and -McCrillns Streets,

JASPER, INDIANA. PHTEU J. GOSMAN, Aent, For the Singer Manufacturing Company. I am also agent, for the old reliable Niagara Eire and Tornado ami Cyclone Insnranee Co., of New York, niul n1-

spectftillv ask a liberal patronage. Deco, IStKMf.

FINK FAltM FOR SALE! In Madison Township. One of the best farms' in Madison township is now for sale bv the undereigned, to-wit; 11L"... acres in See. .'W, Town One South, Hange ß West, formerly belonging to John Iturge, tiecensed. It will be sold at a reasonable price, and on partial payments if desired. If you want a good farm, 111 a good locality, near the thriving tow no Ireland, this is your opportunity. hr particulars, call on Cl.KMK.VT Do.VXK

at Jasper Courier Ollice.

Also, 1Kb acres, formerly known as the Adam Smith fnrin. nt tlx nniiit u'lnn

the railroad rossen l'atoka river will Ik"

sohl cheap. C all soon.

I AM NOW A MAN!

We will send you the marvelous Kreuch tirejnrntloti CALTH08 free, by calci mail, ami a legal guarantee thai CAiruoä will TABI AH Blvkr "J lUr KalMlcaa, CÜREXrÄe'v,,

At HC WAI.

At HC II.

milQ.Oet-6.lt.

I waa IroutilKi with miMion od raricocnla. and hail lwn Miaallr wfk for mm jmr,. Itnrlii, Ihn liut four .ran I

tried Trr mnMf that was mltl mm., ma, H 1 1 fn MM, nf m V

trouulfw until I took CALTHOa-ltrarr4aad rrUr4 -ae an4 1 am ow m fl . . . . . - i,Mk..l. m. ImIIm mmI.mI a. u. 1

Artrtw VON MOHL CO. Stla American Aewt, Cincinnati, O.

RESTORE

Use it pay if satisfied.

Kelt J ' 4 Ilm

Hiiinln il(i Townslilji Trustce'n Notice. The undersigned, Trustee of Haitihritlge towiisliim DuImms comity, will atteml to Township business tin Satiinlav of every week, at bis resilience on Noitn Main street, hetween Koiliteentb and Fifteenth, in Jasper. The Library of said Township Ih kept at the ltookstoreof Mrs. Jacob (iosinann, where persons wanting books can obtain them at any time. InxKi'ii Kckstki.v, Tnistee. April L'O, 18'JI-y.

AI.DRHTM. liOII.VKUT. F.DWAKI) A IIOH.VKliT BOHNERT BROS,

Proprl-tiir of the

JASPFfl UNION FLOUR MILLS!

These Mills are now kept in the Wt

order, and supplied with best patent

Rolls. The brands PK AHL HKI.l.h

FAMILY, ami STRAIGHT are not ex-

excelled for their grades in the world.

We solicit the custom of Farmers, ana

will Im ready at all tunes lo exenanp" Hour for wlieat at the highest market price.

JWtlMi US HIUK WIIK.Vi, IllKl will nav you cash all the market will

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Ill llV.

(H)IK MKAL nlunv.M nn hand to H'

or exchange.

Bran and Hliipsl u (T

at the lowest market price. Give u" a

trial and we will try to please you. -H. .1... .1. I.....tr nil

Willis oil nie ixiiiii hiuu in ,ih!-j,

Kttli and -Mill sttvels. HoiiNioicr intoTii i:i;s. .Iasj)er, April 13, 'Ill y

Coluinhiii Township TniH

Tlu mi.li.rsii'tied. Trustee of Columbia

Tp DulMiis county, Ind., will attend to J 'Township business at bis residence oni

I overy iititnliiy, ami persons naving township business to transact tin reI qucMed to present it on that day of the I week.

The Township Library is kept iu the ollice of the Trustee, where those entitled can obtain books. Nki.so.v Haiuuh, Tnistee. June 28th, 1883-y.

1 A Fine Natural Chew

Maren J3, 'M-y

A-rara. i a m. aia

Only 50c a Year.

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